Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show/Funny
Episode One: "PILOT NO JUTSU~!"
- The sum-up of Sakura's Hate Dumb in the first episode: "STOP EXISTING!"
- Mizuki dares Naruto to steal the scroll of sealing.
Naruto: What's in it for me? |
- Naruto (holding the ancient scroll): HOW THE HELL DO I SMOKE THIS?
Iruka: Aw, did you have to wake me up for this? I was having that awesome ninja dream where I'm a ninja. |
- Yami: "Why is everybody in this show a f*cking ninja?!"
Episode Two: "SKIPPING NO JUTSU~!"
- Naruto: "Why does everything I punch try to STALK ME!?"
- Naruto's Ninja Job Interview
Hogake: Greetings Naruto, I am the third Hokage. |
- Also,
Hokage: Nice job Naruto, you gave my grandson brain damage. Now I'm definitely making you a ninja. |
- Konohamaru raises a good point concerning Naruto's "training."
Konohamaru: I don't get it, Naruto... How does teaching me to be a sexual deviant help me to become a ninja? |
- "Just f*cking believe it!"
- Naruto (after Konohamaru transformed into an Gonkish woman) "Great, now I won't have another boner for the rest of my life. But that's mostly due to my CONSTANT SMOKING."
Episode Three: "FANSERVICE NO JUTSU~!"
- "Maybe the next scene will have something halfway intelligent in it."
- "I CAN'T STOP POOPING!!!"
- "Love me, you sexy ninja bastard!!"
- Sasuke: (Completely deadpan mid-rape) "I don't like this."
- Naruto: "Now I have transformed into Sasuke so that I can seduce Sakura! I am such an appealing character!"
- Sasuke: (Completely deadpan mid-rape) "I don't like this."
- After hearing they were both put on Sasuke's team...
Naruto and Sakura: THREESOME NO JUTSU! |
- Having Yami pop up saying "This is a show about ninjas! Apparently."
- The flubbed line from episode three being left in was good. "Oh my god Sasuke is so pucki- gah blah... oh my god Sasuke is so fucking pretty!" The camera actually rewinding after Naruto screws up his line makes it even more funny somehow.
- Naruto: Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do I like Sasuke so much?
- BI-CURIOUS NO JUTSU!
- Kakashi's Starman parody.
- Oh crap I need to take a crap! Be right back Sakura I need to poop in the toilet because I need to take a dump!
Episode Four: "BOWIE NO JUTSU~!"
- When Sasuke hits Bowie-Sensei mid-song...
Naruto: Holy shit, Sasuke! I think you just killed nineteen-seventies experimental glam-rock sensation David Bowie! |
- Naruto: I'm sure they'll come back once they realize they forgot about me! *three and a half days later* THEY DIDN'T FUCKING COME BACK!
Episode Five: "MILKSHAKE NO JUTSU~!"
- Naruto killing Mittens spraying catguts everywhere, which is somehow reminiscent of Sasuke's twelfth birthday party.
- Naruto singing along to the soundtrack
- The Stinger with audio of a character from Perfect Hair Forever shouting "I HAVE SEX WITH DOGS! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" dubbed over a shot of Kiba with his hand on Akamaru, his dog.
- Joe Hokage talking about a bridge and how one guy made a bridge and then some other guys made a bridge and some other guys made a bridge that was better than the other bridges and now everyone makes a bridge just so they can get attention even though bridges aren't anything amazing in the first place.
Naruto: What the Hell is he talking about? |
- "He must be an ocablu blah-blah-blah!" Beat "He must be some kind of optical illusion!"
Episode Six: "WEEABOO NO JUTSU~!"
- Sasuke starts off with a Badass Boast of "Now Zabuza, you're about to feel the pain my entire village felt when Sasuke's brother betrayed me." Cue Flash Back:
- The entire part in the "The following is a fan based parody" bit, read by Zabuza getting a blowjob from Gato.
Zabuza: Ejaculation-no-jutsu. |
- Naruto throwing a kunai at the narrator.
Naruto: "A narrator!" (throws a kunai towards the screen) |
- This bit:
Naruto: Man, This is even more frustrating then the time I accidentally turned off my Animal Crossing game. |
- This part from the beginning:
David Bowie: Naruto, you remind me of the babe. |
Zabuza: Now there is nothing you can do to stop me from killing Tazuna. |
Episode Seven: "FARTABET NO JUTSU~!"
- KATRA!!
- "Check it out, Bowie-Sensei! I can fart the alphabet!"
- Sakura's description of chakara, where she describes all the pictures on the scroll background literally.
- Zabuza taking Haku's repeating "Hai" (meaning "Yes" in Japanese) as "Hi," as in the greeting, leading him to go "Yes, hi, Haku." repeatedly after he wakes up from Haku paralyzing him.
- "Fucking moonspeak..."
- Kaiza being voiced by Monkey D. Luffy
- "They may be able to take my life, but they will never take my freedom- *slice* Ow, my freedom!"
- The ending:
Naruto: The old man's story has taught me a valuable lesson! And it is that we should not complain about Masako leaving, we should be grateful for everything he has done for us and respect his decision to move on with his life! |
- Everything Sasuke says in episode 7 is GOLD. Especially this bit:
Sasuke: -Monotone- He was like the Sasuke's father I never had because Sasuke's brother killed him noooooooooooooo |
- And:
Sasuke: (All while in the background he monotones "Om Nom Nom Nom Nom") Nobody will ever understand the food I taste. The food that tastes like regret. And noodles. Just like the taste in my mouth when Sasuke's Brother ruined my life. For some reason, there were noodles involved. It was weird. |
- The end of the episode.
Sakura: Why are you laying on the floor" |
The Land Of Snow Movie
- DATTEBAYO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
- Every rider (Not that kind.) going "sorry" in a Creepy Monotone.
- IruKamina: "If there's ever one lesson that I taught you that you must remember, it is this: Believe in me who believes in the you who believes in the One Piece!"
- Assistant Director: (in YGOTAS Joey's voice, to the director) Sir, I'm afraid the princess has been kidnapped, oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!
Tristan: (from a nearby truck) I think the assistant Director is gay! |
- "THE POLAR EXPRESS IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEE!"
- Kakashi explaining the Villain of the movie:
Kakashi: They're a rare breed of Ninja called Forgettable Movie Villains. You've never heard of them and after you've finish fighting them you won't remember it even happened. But for the next 90 minutes you'll think they are the biggest threat you've faced in your entire life! |
- The ending.
Naruto: "And so, thanks to the MacGuffin crystal's power, the Land of Snow was once again turned into a sun filled paradise, completely devastating the country's ecosystem! And it was all thanks to me! But I couldn't have done it without The Rower." |
- "I'M WIPING OUT YOUR GUYS WITH MY NINJA TRAAAAAAAIN!"
- "This is for all the fans of Avatar: The Last Airbender, you white washing son of a bitch!"
- M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: "Suddenly, I am reminded of a joke: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Beat My ass."
- Naruto: Well, M. Night Shamamalamasamakun, I also have a joke!
M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: What, who let this guy in? |
- This part:
M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: And it's great because they're like talking to the dog, and it's like...they're saying "I love you" and the dog is like "Auwowowowowowoo". And it sounds like it..its saying "I love you" back to them, its really adorable. You gotta..you gotta watch it on YouTube one time, man. So anyway, what was it you wanted? |
- "Very well, I choose....NARWHALS."
- The music following this, coupled with the fact THEY ACTUALLY USE NARWHALS IN THE MOVIE, makes it ten times funnier.
- "Stand By Me no Jutsu!"
- "My Heart Will Go On no Jutsu!"
- At one point, Naruto says "M. Night Shyamalamasama-kun" really quickly.
- When Naruto lands face first on the ground during the climax.
Naruto: *muffled* Not so fast, Shamamalamasama! |
- The Rasengan. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
Naruto: KAAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEE...HAAAAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEEEEE- I mean RASENGAN! *hits Shamamalamasama* |
Naruto and the Curse of the Internet Drama (now blocked, sadly)
- The movie proper is animated using Flash drawings, and it allows for some very funny facial expressions. As well as the fact that Sasuke and Sakura are reading all their lines from their scripts.
- "Your mom was really dissappointing! When I put my penis inside of her!"
- The parts where Naruto talks about fightng the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers, especially this line:
Naruto: Did you see that?! At first the Power Rangers started fighting me, but then we decided that we were all friends and so we went to McDonald's to get food and have a big party that ended with Tommy punching the Grimace in the face! |
- The bit with Clucky the Chicken.
- Naruto's song about punching people in the face. It should also double as Crowning Music of Awesome.
- The same goes for Ghost!Sensei's song, and his line afterwards:
Ghost!Sensei: "You see, it is a parody of that famous movie where they are all busting ghosts. I believe it is called "Bill Murray Vs. the Afterlife Starring Dan Aykroyd"." |
- "Now it is time for the funniest part of the movie!" (farts)
- The part where Naruto declares himself to be a doctor, and diagnoses Sakura with terminal cancer.
Naruto: "...Also, your cancer is now gone!" |
- This, definitely Sasuke's best exchange in the movie:
Sasuke: "Naruto, would you like that blowjob now?" |
- "And now the sex is over! You can stop enjoying it now!"
Unsorted
- The theme song.
- Sasuke's flashback, complete with an "emo-off".
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- "Hooray. I am ecstatic."
- Most of the preview for new episode airing on March 23
- Buy the shirts.
- One character (and the announcer) trying to persuade Sasuke to do things by promising him great power and stuff, only to eventually sway him with this:
Character: Oh, come on. I'll give you some paper clips and a Subway coupon. |
- Fozzie Bear randomly appearing out of nowhere in front of Sasuke delivering his sinature Catch Phrase.
- All of the "Randomly [Insert Accent/Voice Here] [Insert Character Here]!" part, especially Randomly Meowth Sensei guy!" where Iruka is replaced with Meowth while he talks with Hokage:
Iruka/Meowth: Hey, Hokage! |
- "Randomly Swedish Naruto!"
Naruto: ORG BORG BORG BORG BORG! |
- Everything from the None Piece Crossover; the ultimate Rapid-Fire Comedy video.
- "Now everything makes sense. Forever."
- An Uchiha Family Christmas