Naughty Bear

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Naughty Bear is an action game for the Xbox 360 and Play Station 3 about Naughty Bear, a teddy bear who is very naughty. There's a birthday party on the Island of Perfection, and Naughty is not invited. Upset by this, he decides to exact revenge on everyone on the island by scaring the fluff out of them and/or killing them.

This game features many ways to dispatch your fellow teddy brethren. To earn "Naughty points," you perform various naughty actions, such as sabotaging powerboxes, destroying the environment, and scaring the locals. The objective of the game is to cause as much chaos as possible, increasing the score multiplier.

Examples of Naughty Bear include:

• A God Am I: Sometimes a player example after completing an entire invisible round without being caught.
• Asshole Victim
• Bloodless Carnage: Justified as none of the bears bleed (as they don't have blood) but they leak fluff instead.
• Camera Screw
• Combat Pragmatist
  • Trying to Catch Me Fighting Dirty
• Cool Guns: Magnum, Uzi
  • BFG: Naughty Bear gets his hands on an RPG-7.
  • Boom! Headshot!
  • Hollywood Silencer
• Cruel and Unusual Death: Examples of offing the bears include stuffing them in a fridge, tossing them into a cake mixer, and slamming their face into a power box.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Naughty goes on a killing spree because he wasn't invited to a birthday party and two other bears laughed at the gift he had made.
  • According to the website, Naughty's history of rejection goes back farther than that. He acted selfishly even before the events of the game, which explains why the other bears don't really like Naughty.
  • Roaring Rampage of Revenge
• Death Trap
  • Bear Trap: One of Naughty's tools of insanity.
  • Land Mine Goes Click
• Epic Fail: In the event you die ingame, the other bears will laugh at you and the Narrator will state the obvious by saying "You failed."
• Everything's Worse With Naughty Bears
• Evil Brit: Lampshaded in the loading texts where it says "Naughty doesn't have any voices in his head, except for that one english guy that pushes him to kill."
• Flat What: The Uni-bear.
• Gory Discretion Shot: sometimes accidentally done by the game when the camera switches to a different angle during an Ultra Kill and hides the violence behind a wall or a tree.
• Groin Attack: Naughty Bear can kick other bears in the crotch... or whack them there with an axe (killing move).
• Harmless Electrocution: Subverted; all the bears can be electrocuted by tampering with an item [Arcade machine, Conveyor belt computer, DJ booth, Power supply, TV] and killing them while they attempt to repair it.
• Harmless Freezing: Also subverted.
• Improbable Weapon User
  • Improvised Weapon: Cooler/Crate and Phone. Also:

Examples of Naughty Bear include:

• An Axe to Grind: Both small and large hatchets.
• Bad with the Bone: Un-Ted levels.
• Batter Up: Both Baseball and Cricket.
• Car Fu
• Carry a Big Stick: Used properly, it can lead to Kill It with Fire.
• Crowbar Combatant
• Drop the Hammer: Or mallet in this case.
• Edible Bludgeon: Leg of Lamb.
• Golf Clubbing
• Go Mad From the Revelation: An entire level devoted to this.
  • Driven to Suicide: Scare a bear enough, and it will kill itself with whatever it has on hand.
  • Your Head Asplode: What happens if an insane bear is driven to kill himself when he doesn't have a weapon.
• Kill It with Fire: Bonfire, BBQ, Stove.
• Magic Staff: Rod of Justice.
• Parasol of Pain
• Power Fist
• Ray Gun
  • Shrink Ray
• Stuffed in A Fridge: Literally and subverts Harmless Freezing.
  • Kill It with Ice
• Super Drowning Skills: In a broken sink or toilet.

• Incredibly Lame Pun: Nearly every single kill phrase, eg. "Incredi-belly knifeage", "Car-Nage", etc.
• Lemony Narrator: The narrator is a parody of those Saturday morning cartoons. He's also the one that encourages Naughty Bear to go on a rampage.
• Kill Them All
• Knife Nut:
  • Katanas Are Just Better
  • Machete Mayhem
• No Export for You: If you live in Asia and want to play this on your Xbox 360, you are out of luck. To add insult to injury, both the North American and European releases of the game are actually cross-compatible with each other... just not with Asian region consoles.
• No-Holds-Barred Beatdown
  • Good Old Fisticuffs
  • Neck Snap
• No OSHA Compliance: Cake Mixer, Conveyor Belt.
• Our Vampires Are Different
• Our Zombies Are Different: The Un-Ted.
• Planet Eris: Not only is this a game with living Teddy Bears, but also: Teddy Bear Ninjas, Teddy Bear Pirates, Teddy Bear Zombies (the Un-Ted), Teddy Bear Superheros, Teddy Bear Vampires, Teddy Bear Robots, and Teddy Bear Aliens.
• Reformed but Rejected: Naughty was always a troublemaker, but when he tries to do something nice, the other bears simply laugh at him.
• Revenge SVP: The entire premise of this game.
• Serial Killer: Naughty's M.O. is essentially to act like a horror film villain.
• Shout-Out: Loads, from the Ninja boss Master Miyagi to the tons of B.E.A.R.S that have all their names taken from Police Academy like ELITE Mahoney.
• Spiritual Successor: This game can be considered the spiritual successor to Manhunt.
• Sugar Apocalypse
• Taking Over the Town: A one teddy version; some players attempt this by sinking the boat, disabling the car and phones and setting up traps at the dock that the Police use. This is usually successful at keeping the others from escaping.
• They Killed Kenny: The bears killed in an episode simply come back to life in the next episode.
• Vehicular Sabotage