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{{quote| '''Frank Cross''': I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!<br />
{{quote|'''Frank Cross''': I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
'''Ghost of Christmas Past''': That's exactly what [[Attila the Hun]] said. But when he saw his mother... Niagara Falls. }}
'''Ghost of Christmas Past''': That's exactly what [[Attila the Hun]] said. But when he saw his mother... Niagara Falls. }}


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* [[Cheek Copy]]
* [[Cheek Copy]]
* [[Chewing the Scenery]]: Frank Cross.
* [[Chewing the Scenery]]: Frank Cross.
{{quote| '''Frank:''' ''(thinks he sees a ghost)'' AH-'''<big>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!</big>'''<br />
{{quote|'''Frank:''' ''(thinks he sees a ghost)'' AH-'''<big>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!</big>'''
'''Waiter:''' Oh ''no'' sir, that's the Baked Alaska, sir, that's a dessert. }}
'''Waiter:''' Oh ''no'' sir, that's the Baked Alaska, sir, that's a dessert. }}
* [[Opening Credits Cast Party|Closing Credits Cast Party]]
* [[Opening Credits Cast Party|Closing Credits Cast Party]]
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* [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]
* [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]
* [[Cute Bruiser]]: The second ghost.
* [[Cute Bruiser]]: The second ghost.
{{quote| '''Ghost of Christmas Present:''' Oh! What's this...it's a TOASTER! *SMACK*}}
{{quote|'''Ghost of Christmas Present:''' Oh! What's this...it's a TOASTER! *SMACK*}}
* [[Cute Mute]]: Calvin (see [[Dumb Struck]], below), who finds his voice near the end to remind the reformed Cross to say, "God bless us, everyone."
* [[Cute Mute]]: Calvin (see [[Dumb Struck]], below), who finds his voice near the end to remind the reformed Cross to say, "God bless us, everyone."
* [[Darker and Edgier]]: Frank wants to replace the Christmas Carol ad campaign with one that features drug addiction, terrorist attacks, and the threat of nuclear war.
* [[Darker and Edgier]]: Frank wants to replace the Christmas Carol ad campaign with one that features drug addiction, terrorist attacks, and the threat of nuclear war.
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* [[Double Standard Abuse (Female on Male)]]: The Ghost of Christmas Present. Yikes.
* [[Double Standard Abuse (Female on Male)]]: The Ghost of Christmas Present. Yikes.
* [[The Driver]] / [[Drives Like Crazy]]: The first Ghost.
* [[The Driver]] / [[Drives Like Crazy]]: The first Ghost.
{{quote| '''Claire Phillips:''' Taxi! Can you get me to the IBC building in three minutes? <br />
{{quote|'''Claire Phillips:''' Taxi! Can you get me to the IBC building in three minutes?
'''Ghost of Christmas Past:''' Which floor? }}
'''Ghost of Christmas Past:''' Which floor? }}
* [[Drowning My Sorrows]]: Elliot tries to do this after losing his job, but a [[Roadside Wave]] wets the paper bag holding his booze and causes it to fall out. He tries again later, only for the Ghost of Christmas Past to drive by and steal his booze.
* [[Drowning My Sorrows]]: Elliot tries to do this after losing his job, but a [[Roadside Wave]] wets the paper bag holding his booze and causes it to fall out. He tries again later, only for the Ghost of Christmas Past to drive by and steal his booze.
* [[Dumb Struck]]: Calvin hadn't spoken since he saw his father murdered five years earlier.
* [[Dumb Struck]]: Calvin hadn't spoken since he saw his father murdered five years earlier.
* [[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas]]: Cross is driven to tears when he sees his mother in a vision of one of his first Christmases. The Ghost of Christmas Past had earlier mentioned even "Attila the Hun cried" when he saw his own mother.
* [[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas]]: Cross is driven to tears when he sees his mother in a vision of one of his first Christmases. The Ghost of Christmas Past had earlier mentioned even "Attila the Hun cried" when he saw his own mother.
{{quote| '''Ghost of Christmas Past''': Niagara Falls, "Frankie Angel." }}
{{quote|'''Ghost of Christmas Past''': Niagara Falls, "Frankie Angel." }}
* [[Even Evil Has Loved Ones]]: Frank genuinely does love his brother James. He's the only person aside from Claire that he isn't a flat-out jerk to.
* [[Even Evil Has Loved Ones]]: Frank genuinely does love his brother James. He's the only person aside from Claire that he isn't a flat-out jerk to.
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: Though Frank is a self-centered creep, there were some redeeming factors to him prior to the climax. Before he sees the ghost of Christmas past, he dumps water on a waiter, thinking he was on fire. {{spoiler|It was merely an illusion by the ghost to get him outside. The thought counts, though.}} Afterwards he makes some friends with the homeless people, even singing with them before the big "Bah Humbug parody." Lastly after seeing the Ghost of Christmas Present, he was devastated that one of the homeless men he met was found dead in the sewer he landed in. He even berates the guy for not staying at Operation Reachout where his ex-girlfriend Claire works.
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: Though Frank is a self-centered creep, there were some redeeming factors to him prior to the climax. Before he sees the ghost of Christmas past, he dumps water on a waiter, thinking he was on fire. {{spoiler|It was merely an illusion by the ghost to get him outside. The thought counts, though.}} Afterwards he makes some friends with the homeless people, even singing with them before the big "Bah Humbug parody." Lastly after seeing the Ghost of Christmas Present, he was devastated that one of the homeless men he met was found dead in the sewer he landed in. He even berates the guy for not staying at Operation Reachout where his ex-girlfriend Claire works.
{{quote| '''Frank Cross:''' You jerk! You moron! Why didn't you stay at Claire's? Why didn't you stay with Claire!? She would have taken care of you! You would have eaten and been warm! You might be alive! You'd be a prettier color, I'll tell you that!}}
{{quote|'''Frank Cross:''' You jerk! You moron! Why didn't you stay at Claire's? Why didn't you stay with Claire!? She would have taken care of you! You would have eaten and been warm! You might be alive! You'd be a prettier color, I'll tell you that!}}
** At one point he is surprised by the show's Ghost of Christmas Future coming out of the elevator, believing it to be the real one and immediately pushes Grace away in a very rough manner in a misguided attempt to save her from the ghost.
** At one point he is surprised by the show's Ghost of Christmas Future coming out of the elevator, believing it to be the real one and immediately pushes Grace away in a very rough manner in a misguided attempt to save her from the ghost.
* [[Expy]]
* [[Expy]]
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* [[Invisible Holes]]: Frank's old boss, Lew Hayward.
* [[Invisible Holes]]: Frank's old boss, Lew Hayward.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Lampshaded.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Lampshaded.
{{quote| '''Poster in Frank's Office:''' ''"Cross: (n) a thing they nail people to."''}}
{{quote|'''Poster in Frank's Office:''' ''"Cross: (n) a thing they nail people to."''}}
* [[Meet Cute]]: Gave rise to Frank's pet name, "Lumpy."
* [[Meet Cute]]: Gave rise to Frank's pet name, "Lumpy."
* [[Moral Guardians]]: The Standards and Practices lady. {{spoiler|She gets into ''ahem'' the spirit a little too much upon seeing Bryce Cummings tied up with garland.}}
* [[Moral Guardians]]: The Standards and Practices lady. {{spoiler|She gets into ''ahem'' the spirit a little too much upon seeing Bryce Cummings tied up with garland.}}
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* [[Our Ghosts Are Different]]
* [[Our Ghosts Are Different]]
* [[Poke the Poodle]]: Most of what Frank does outside of [[Kick the Dog|canning Elliot]], but especially:
* [[Poke the Poodle]]: Most of what Frank does outside of [[Kick the Dog|canning Elliot]], but especially:
{{quote| '''Stagehand:''' We've tried everything to glue these antlers on this little guy, but it just won't stick.<br />
{{quote|'''Stagehand:''' We've tried everything to glue these antlers on this little guy, but it just won't stick.
'''Claire:''' Oh, what a cute little mouse!<br />
'''Claire:''' Oh, what a cute little mouse!
'''Frank:''' Have you thought about... '''staples!?''' }}
'''Frank:''' Have you thought about... '''staples!?''' }}
** For some reason, Claire starts bitching out the stagehand even though he's just as horrified by the idea.
** For some reason, Claire starts bitching out the stagehand even though he's just as horrified by the idea.
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* [[Turn the Other Cheek]]: Claire.
* [[Turn the Other Cheek]]: Claire.
* [[Unnecessary Time Precision]]: When Frank leaves a message for Claire.
* [[Unnecessary Time Precision]]: When Frank leaves a message for Claire.
{{quote| '''Frank Cross''': "Listen, I know I haven't talked to you in... *checks watch* ...about 10 or 15 years, but..."}}
{{quote|'''Frank Cross''': "Listen, I know I haven't talked to you in... *checks watch* ...about 10 or 15 years, but..."}}
* [[Verbed Title]]
* [[Verbed Title]]
* [[Wide-Eyed Idealist]]: Again, Claire.
* [[Wide-Eyed Idealist]]: Again, Claire.

Revision as of 07:44, 8 August 2014

Frank Cross: I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
Ghost of Christmas Past: That's exactly what Attila the Hun said. But when he saw his mother... Niagara Falls.

Scrooged is a 1988 loose modern retelling of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, with the twist of taking place In a World where everyone's already familiar with Dickens' tale. Bill Murray stars as Frank Cross, a cynical, selfish TV executive who is planning a live adaptation of A Christmas Carol for a holiday special. Cross' own childhood memories of Christmas were less than fond, leaving him initially unable to appreciate the spirit of the season.

However things start to go downhill when his dead former boss smashes his way into his office to inform him that he is doomed unless he changes his ways. True to the source material he is visited by the three very strange Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.

Intended to ride on Murray's earlier success in Ghostbusters, Scrooged contains many references to the earlier (if largely unrelated) film; one of the taglines was, "Bill Murray is back amongst the ghosts, only this time it's three on one."

It's also pretty damn funny, but we shouldn't need to tell you that, right?


This movie contains examples of:

Frank: (thinks he sees a ghost) AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!
Waiter: Oh no sir, that's the Baked Alaska, sir, that's a dessert.

Ghost of Christmas Present: Oh! What's this...it's a TOASTER! *SMACK*

Claire Phillips: Taxi! Can you get me to the IBC building in three minutes?
Ghost of Christmas Past: Which floor?

  • Drowning My Sorrows: Elliot tries to do this after losing his job, but a Roadside Wave wets the paper bag holding his booze and causes it to fall out. He tries again later, only for the Ghost of Christmas Past to drive by and steal his booze.
  • Dumb Struck: Calvin hadn't spoken since he saw his father murdered five years earlier.
  • Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Cross is driven to tears when he sees his mother in a vision of one of his first Christmases. The Ghost of Christmas Past had earlier mentioned even "Attila the Hun cried" when he saw his own mother.

Ghost of Christmas Past: Niagara Falls, "Frankie Angel."

  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Frank genuinely does love his brother James. He's the only person aside from Claire that he isn't a flat-out jerk to.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: Though Frank is a self-centered creep, there were some redeeming factors to him prior to the climax. Before he sees the ghost of Christmas past, he dumps water on a waiter, thinking he was on fire. It was merely an illusion by the ghost to get him outside. The thought counts, though. Afterwards he makes some friends with the homeless people, even singing with them before the big "Bah Humbug parody." Lastly after seeing the Ghost of Christmas Present, he was devastated that one of the homeless men he met was found dead in the sewer he landed in. He even berates the guy for not staying at Operation Reachout where his ex-girlfriend Claire works.

Frank Cross: You jerk! You moron! Why didn't you stay at Claire's? Why didn't you stay with Claire!? She would have taken care of you! You would have eaten and been warm! You might be alive! You'd be a prettier color, I'll tell you that!

    • At one point he is surprised by the show's Ghost of Christmas Future coming out of the elevator, believing it to be the real one and immediately pushes Grace away in a very rough manner in a misguided attempt to save her from the ghost.
  • Expy
    • Ebenezer Scrooge - Frank Cross
    • Bob Cratchit - Grace Cooley
    • Tiny Tim - Calvin
    • Fred, (Scrooge's only nephew) - James (Frank's only brother)
    • Alice (Fred's skeptical wife) - Wendie (James's skeptical wife)
    • Jacob Marley - Lew Hayward
  • Family-Unfriendly Death: A lot, though the crowning example has to be Frank's vision of his own funeral by cremation - from inside the coffin.
  • Flipping the Bird: Frank does this to the old woman after stealing a ride from her.
  • Gatling Good: Lee Majors wields a minigun in The Night the Reindeer Died.
  • Genre Savvy: Frank knows the whole Scrooge thing, he has A Christmas Carol In Prose produced for TV right then. Not that his Genre Savviness helps him.
  • The Grinch: Frank, at first.
  • Groin Attack: "The Ballbreaker Suite", indeed.
  • Heel Face Turn
  • Hellevator: Frank meets the Ghost of Christmas Future here. At the bottom is the funeral noted up in Family-Unfriendly Death.
  • Hollywood Driving: The Ghost of Christmas Past takes it Up to Eleven, panicking Frank. In fact, while in the present, his taxi can hit other objects.
  • Improv: Half of Frank's lines; the entire closing sequence.
  • Invisible Holes: Frank's old boss, Lew Hayward.
  • Meaningful Name: Lampshaded.

Poster in Frank's Office: "Cross: (n) a thing they nail people to."

Stagehand: We've tried everything to glue these antlers on this little guy, but it just won't stick.
Claire: Oh, what a cute little mouse!
Frank: Have you thought about... staples!?

Frank Cross: "Listen, I know I haven't talked to you in... *checks watch* ...about 10 or 15 years, but..."