Death Note Abridged (Dogface 701)

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Is another Abridged Series (7 episodes) based upon Death Note. It was created by Dogface701

Light: Ryuk, I don't get it. I didn't even write her name down yet. Ryuk: That was the most f__ed up thing I've ever seen... and I'm a Death God!

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This work provides examples of:

• Abuse Is Okay When It Is Female On Male -

Ryuk: Whatever happened to that Yuri chick you were dating?

Post-traumatic flashback effect

Yuri: Flowers... and [++ NO CHOCOLATE!!!!++ ]

end post-traumatic flashback

Ryuk: Did you just piss yourself? Light: Shut up Ryuk! At least I like women!

• Abusive Parents - "Oh crap, she's drinking again!"

Sachiko: I hope you get hit by a * bleep* ing car you * bleep* . Light: Love you too, mom.

• Angry Black Man – Aizawa
• Arson Murder and Jaywalking
• Bad Liar - both Light and L.
• Butt Monkey - Light
• Cluster F Bomb - everyone, but especially Ryuk and the receptionist
• Comedic Sociopathy
• Comically Missing the Point:

Chief Yagami: I'm Chief Yagami and this is my band of idiots. Matsuda: Ha ha Mogi, he just called you an idiot.

• Deadpan Snarker - Ryuk
• Democracy Is Bad -

Mr. Yagami: Anytime Matsuda says over three words we slap him, all in favor? Matsuda: Wait, that's not fair! *Slap*

• Department of Redundancy Department - "I'm going to be following you around until you die... or give away my notebook... or die."
• Does This Remind You of Anything - "We thrust this hard pen upwards into this hole."
• Domestic Abuse
• Driven to Suicide / Suicide As Comedy - see page quote.
• Eagle Land - AMERICA!!!
• Epic Fail - "Dude with that much ammo you could have robbed a freakin' mall! You're a sorry excuse for a criminal, you know that!"
• Even Evil Has Standards - "Litter? I should pistol-whip you for that!"
• Even the Guys Want Him -

Light (to Ryuk): At least men don't think I'm sexy. Aizawa: I'm not gay but that Light Yagami is one fine piece of ass.

• Everything Is Racist
• Expository Theme Tune – "I Want To Conquer the World" by Bad Religion
• Freudian Excuse - Light
• Gambit Roulette
• Genki Shinigami - Hey Light, Light! What ya' doin? How ya' doin? You know what I think, I think we should really go buy some apples...
• Green Aesop -

Ryuk: Oh, great idea, waste a whole sheet of paper on one name. Way to save the environment! Do you know how much paper costs in the Shinigami Realm... A LOT because there are no f_ing trees!

• Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today - Light, quite often.
• Hypocritical Humor / I Resemble That Remark:

Ryuk: Hey Light, there's this big, ugly, scary lookin' guy following you. Light: Ryuk, for the last time I know you're there! Ryuk: No, not me!

• Interrupting Meme - the "WTF boom."
• Intoxication Ensues – L
• Is This Thing Still On
• Lady Drunk - Sachiko Yagami
• Linkin Park -the opening is "Breaking the Habit"
• Logic Bomb - "The doctor said it's physically impossible for me to ever have a heart attack."
• Love Martyr - Light.
• Mind Rape
• Mood Dissonance
• Mushroom Samba -

L: I'm so high right now, I'm having YOUR hallucinations.

• National Stereotyping Tropes – Everyone here who is not Japanese is retarded.
• No Fourth Wall -

Light: You see how long I have? Ryuk: Yep!

• No Such Thing As Wizard Jesus - "Yes Light, Jesus owned a Death Note."
• No Sympathy:

Raye Penber: I'm dying! Somebody help me! Random Pedestrian 1: Shut up Emo! Random Pedestrian 2: We have problems too, you know.

• Not Now Kiddo -

Mogi: We have determined that Kira is your son, Light, and he's killing with a magical notebook. Souichiro: Not now, Mogi. The adults are talking.

• • Later when introducing themselves:

Mogi: Hi my name is Mogi and Kira is Light Yagami. L: That's not a fun fact Mogi.

• Only Sane Man - Mogi
• Other Stock Phrases:

Ryuk: ...told you s- Light: DON'T SAY ANYTHING...

• Predatory Business – restock on Death Note Death Paper at Walmart at low low prices!
• Real Men Wear Pink - Ryuk "Ladies love hearts"
• Revenge By Proxy - You got a dog? It's dead. A bird? It's dead...
• Shout Out - Ryuk is introduced to the music from Nightmare Before Christmas, Light and Ryuk watch Beavis and Butthead... and "Why so serious?", L is introduced to "One Winged Angel" and apparently Ukita is Slim Shady.
• Sidekick -

Light: ...and that, Sayu, is how I kill people. Sayu: Awesome! Can I have a Death Note too? Light: No, you ignorant child. And if you ever get kidnapped by a gay blonde man, I will kill you.

• Sound Effect Bleep - Putting The Osbornes to shame.
• The Stoner - L.
  • Sayu bribes Light with Vicoden.
• Surrounded By Idiots
• Suspiciously Specific Denial
• Take That -to Four Kids Entertainment...

Crack addict: You're right! I won't steal anymore because stealing is morally wrong. Do you want to be my friend because friendship is teh best...

• Tempting Fate:

Light: ...the only way this day could get any worse is if an evil notebook fell from the sky!

• There Is No Kill Like Overkill - "If anyone attempts to force the drawer open it ignites the C-4 under the desk which sets off the atom bomb under the house killing everyone within a 50 mile radius."
• Time for Plan B
• Took a Level In Dumbass - everyone.
• Too Spicy for Yog Sothoth

L: There are too many people here. Everyone that's ever been abducted by aliens... leave... Soichiro: I thought for sure the aliens would have taken you, Matsuda. Matsuda: * Sniff* They didn't want me.

• Transparent Closet - Ryuk.
• Unusual Euphemism - "I have to go smoke some actors."
• We Could Have Avoided All This
• What Do You Mean Its Not Awesome - a Killing Montage to Metallica "Seek and Destroy"! Rock on!
  • "Shit, I forgot how to open a door" * cue Duel of the Fates*
• With Catlike Tread - [+ "DON'T WORRY I HAVE A PLAN!!!"+ ]
  • "But hey, be sure to stand there and gloat while he's dying, because surely there are no surveillance cameras IN A PUBLIC SUBWAY!"
• Yandere - Yuri, the girl Light takes to Spaceland.