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A Police Box that's<br />Far bigger on the inside<br />Goes through time and space
A Police Box that's<br />Far bigger on the inside<br />Goes through time and space
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Petranca|Petranca]]}}
{{quote|--[[Tropers/Petranca|Petranca]]}}


The Doctor<br />Incidental saviour<br />Who bypasses history
The Doctor<br />Incidental saviour<br />Who bypasses history
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Sabrina Diamond|sabrina_diamond]]}}
{{quote|--[[Tropers/Sabrina Diamond|sabrina_diamond]]}}


He's our first Doctor,<br />A [[Technical Pacifist]].<br />He's a grandfather.
He's our first Doctor,<br />A [[Technical Pacifist]].<br />He's a grandfather.
{{quote| -- notreallyatroper}}
{{quote|-- notreallyatroper}}


Many companions<br />Adric annoyed everyone<br />The rest were okay
Many companions<br />Adric annoyed everyone<br />The rest were okay
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/Elan|Elan]]}}
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Elan|Elan]]}}


This is the one show<br />Where the [[Wild Mass Guessing|Wild Mass Guess]] is true<br />He is a Time Lord
This is the one show<br />Where the [[Wild Mass Guessing|Wild Mass Guess]] is true<br />He is a Time Lord
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/Blork|Blork]]}}
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Blork|Blork]]}}


We're very sorry
We're very sorry


we lost the middle.
we lost the middle.
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Wolf Moon Rising|Wolf Moon Rising]]}}
{{quote|--[[Tropers/Wolf Moon Rising|Wolf Moon Rising]]}}


Hartnell: Grandfather;<br />[[Awesome Anachronistic Apparel|Proper gentleman]] who [[Cool People Rebel Against Authority|stole]]<br />[[Time Machine|Time and space machine.]]
Hartnell: Grandfather;<br />[[Awesome Anachronistic Apparel|Proper gentleman]] who [[Cool People Rebel Against Authority|stole]]<br />[[Time Machine|Time and space machine.]]
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Smith: [[Bow Ties Are Cool]].<br />[[Nice Hat|Fezzes too.]] [[Nightmare Fuel|Pandoricas?]]<br />[[Go Mad From the Isolation|Not so much, Amy.]]
Smith: [[Bow Ties Are Cool]].<br />[[Nice Hat|Fezzes too.]] [[Nightmare Fuel|Pandoricas?]]<br />[[Go Mad From the Isolation|Not so much, Amy.]]
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/The Whovian Zorker|The Whovian Zorker]]}}
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/The Whovian Zorker|The Whovian Zorker]]}}


Fantastic, Moffat<br />But when you explain all this<br />Our minds will explode.
Fantastic, Moffat<br />But when you explain all this<br />Our minds will explode.
{{quote| -- werebunny131}}
{{quote|-- werebunny131}}


Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.<br />He was killed by an Angel.<br />Now he is pissed off.
Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.<br />He was killed by an Angel.<br />Now he is pissed off.
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/Abracadavre|Abracadavre]]}}
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Abracadavre|Abracadavre]]}}


Peter Davison<br />Tennant is a huge fanboy<br />He wears celery
Peter Davison<br />Tennant is a huge fanboy<br />He wears celery
{{quote| --jodabomb24}}
{{quote|--jodabomb24}}


When Demon's Run,<br />The Pond child is lost.<br />The Doctor will fall.
When Demon's Run,<br />The Pond child is lost.<br />The Doctor will fall.
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/Snowyalice|Snowyalice]]}}
{{quote|-- [[Tropers/Snowyalice|Snowyalice]]}}


They stole each other,<br />The boy and box of space-time<br />They were mad enough
They stole each other,<br />The boy and box of space-time<br />They were mad enough
{{quote| --Completely Different}}
{{quote|--Completely Different}}


ドクターとターディス<br />友達の泥棒<br />時間旅行
ドクターとターディス<br />友達の泥棒<br />時間旅行
{{quote| -- Jarieスイクン}}
{{quote|-- Jarieスイクン}}


[[Doctor Who/Recap/S32 E8 Let's Kill Hitler|Let's Go Kill Hitler]]<br />Or lock him in the cupboard<br />[[What Happened to the Mouse?|Forgotten Quickly]]
[[Doctor Who/Recap/S32 E8 Let's Kill Hitler|Let's Go Kill Hitler]]<br />Or lock him in the cupboard<br />[[What Happened to the Mouse?|Forgotten Quickly]]
{{quote| --[[User:Dont Kill Bugs]]}}
{{quote|--[[User:Dont Kill Bugs]]}}


The Weeping Angels<br />Move just when you're not looking<br />No. Really. Don't blink.
The Weeping Angels<br />Move just when you're not looking<br />No. Really. Don't blink.
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Generality|Generality]]}}
{{quote|--[[Tropers/Generality|Generality]]}}


The Doctor will fall<br />On the fields of Trenzalore<br />{{spoiler|Question: [[Title Drop|Doctor Who?]]}}
The Doctor will fall<br />On the fields of Trenzalore<br />{{spoiler|Question: [[Title Drop|Doctor Who?]]}}
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Rickied|Rickied]]}}
{{quote|--[[Tropers/Rickied|Rickied]]}}


Tom Baker was Fourth<br />D'you want a jelly baby?<br />Always wore his scarf.<br />
Tom Baker was Fourth<br />D'you want a jelly baby?<br />Always wore his scarf.<br />

Revision as of 15:33, 7 August 2014


A Police Box that's
Far bigger on the inside
Goes through time and space

--Petranca

The Doctor
Incidental saviour
Who bypasses history

--sabrina_diamond

He's our first Doctor,
A Technical Pacifist.
He's a grandfather.

-- notreallyatroper

Many companions
Adric annoyed everyone
The rest were okay

-- Elan

This is the one show
Where the Wild Mass Guess is true
He is a Time Lord

-- Blork

We're very sorry

we lost the middle.

--Wolf Moon Rising

Hartnell: Grandfather;
Proper gentleman who stole
Time and space machine.

Troughton: Most is lost
Due to wiping tapes. (What shame!)
His best friend: Jamie.

Pertwee: in color!
Stuck on earth for far too long;
Oft fought The Master.

Tom: Bohemian;
Longest lasting on telly;
Melancholy end.

Davison: Cricket;
Polite, reserved, but boring?
"Caves" was best but last.

Colin: The colors!
Caustic, antisocial, but
Axed too soon by Beeb.

McCoy: Rrrrrrolled his Rrrrrrr's.
Clown, then darker/edgier;
Had nice final speech.

McGann: Half-human
On his mother's side (Or not!);
Should have had more time.

Eccleston: Did not
Want typecasting; bailed quickly;
Nice while it lasted.

Tennant: fan of Fifth;
"Brilliant!" but vengeful; went mad
At end; repented.

Smith: Bow Ties Are Cool.
Fezzes too. Pandoricas?
Not so much, Amy.

-- The Whovian Zorker

Fantastic, Moffat
But when you explain all this
Our minds will explode.

-- werebunny131

Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.
He was killed by an Angel.
Now he is pissed off.

-- Abracadavre

Peter Davison
Tennant is a huge fanboy
He wears celery

--jodabomb24

When Demon's Run,
The Pond child is lost.
The Doctor will fall.

-- Snowyalice

They stole each other,
The boy and box of space-time
They were mad enough

--Completely Different

ドクターとターディス
友達の泥棒
時間旅行

-- Jarieスイクン

Let's Go Kill Hitler
Or lock him in the cupboard
Forgotten Quickly

--User:Dont Kill Bugs

The Weeping Angels
Move just when you're not looking
No. Really. Don't blink.

--Generality

The Doctor will fall
On the fields of Trenzalore
Question: Doctor Who?

--Rickied

Tom Baker was Fourth
D'you want a jelly baby?
Always wore his scarf.

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