Mayfield/Characters
< Mayfield
The Mayor
- Authority Equals Asskicking
- Decoy Leader
- The Dragon - To Lucy.
- Expy - Looks an awful lot like Dr. Phil...
- Ho Yay - With Grady.
- Obstructive Bureaucrat
- Permanent Elected Official - Except for that one event where the Milkman got voted in.
- Punch Clock Villain
- Ultimate Authority Mayor
Police Chief Grady
- Authority Equals Asskicking
- The Brute
- The Dragon - To the Mayor.
- Ho Yay - With the Mayor.
- Killer Cop
- Police Brutality
- Punch Clock Villain
The Milkman
- Ambiguously Evil
- Arc Words - "Don't drink the milk."
- Ax Crazy
- Brainwashed and Crazy - What happens to characters he drones.
- Enigmatic Minion
- Evil Genius
- Foe Yay - With the Postman.
- Hidden Agenda Villain
- Jerkass
- Manipulative Bastard
- Wild Card
The Postman
- Ax Crazy
- Enigmatic Minion
- Equivalent Exchange
- Foe Yay - With the Milkman.
- Jerkass
- The Sixth Ranger
The Librarian
- Plot-Relevant Age-Up
- Scary Librarian - Don't ruin the books.
- Shrinking Violet
- Younger Than They Look - Hinted at in the April Fool's event.
Sergei Smirnov
Phil
Barbie
- Everything's Worse with Bears
- Hello, Nurse!
- Human Resources
- Lethal Chef
- Older Than They Look
- The Tease
- To Serve Man
John Smith
Jack Smith
Jane Smith
Billy Smith
- The Dark Chick
- Jerkass Facade
- Kids Are Cruel
- Obfuscating Stupidity
- Older Than They Look - Maybe. Same case as with the Librarian.
- Stepford Smiler
Lucy Smith
- Big Bad
- Can't Get in Trouble For Nuthin'
- Creepy Child - Dear god, and how.
- Dark Magical Girl
- Deliberately Cute Child
- Dissonant Serenity
- Expy - Of Dr. Braun from Fallout3
- Faking the Dead
- The Girl Behind The Man
- Kids Are Cruel
- Light Is Not Good - Why Lucy, what pretty blonde hair you ha-- Oh. Oh. Oh good god.
- Really Seven Hundred Years Old
- Tyke Bomb
- Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds
- Yandere
- Zen Survivor
Your Family
- Creepy Child
- Designated Parents
- Happily Married
- Housewife
- No Blood Ties
- Nuclear Family
- Standard Fifties Father
- Stepford Smiler