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{{quote|"''I'll be honest here. I'm kind of shocked that none of you have made a pony in PonyMaker for the Zane and I. |
{{quote|"''I'll be honest here. I'm kind of shocked that none of you have made a pony in PonyMaker for the Zane and I.'' |
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With all that you kids have done, this is like the last thing you haven't. |
''With all that you kids have done, this is like the last thing you haven't.'' |
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#shock''"|'''Drake''' |
''<nowiki>#</nowiki>shock''"|'''Drake'''|''[[Bronyism]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Ida''': We’ve come this far, there's no turning back. |
{{quote|'''Ida''': We’ve come this far, there's no turning back. |
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'''The Doctor''': Oh, did you have to? 'No turning back'? That's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong" or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!" |
'''The Doctor''': Oh, did you have to? 'No turning back'? That's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong" or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!" |
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|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit"}} |
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{{quote|'''Marge''': I think you're making him angry... |
{{quote|'''Marge''': I think you're making him angry... |
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'''Reporter''': Come oooon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield? |
'''Reporter''': Come oooon, what's he gonna do? Run amok in downtown Springfield? |
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|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', "[[Treehouse of Horror]] III"}} |
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{{quote|Leo: You are on full health, dude! |
{{quote|'''Leo''': You are on full health, dude! |
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Raph: Aw, now we will never get to Shredder. |
'''Raph''': Aw, now we will never get to Shredder. |
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Mike: Aw, quit your bitchin'! I'm sure we will be fine without pizza |
'''Mike''': Aw, quit your bitchin'! I'm sure we will be fine without pizza [gives full health] for five more min- |
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''(Donatello, Leo, Raphael die due to a ball and chain dropped on them)'' |
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''(respawn)'' |
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Mike: Well, now you guys definitely don't need it. |
'''Mike''': Well, now you guys definitely don't need it. |
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'''Raph''': F*** you. |
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{{quote|''"Yes! [[Large Ham|I]] [[Catch Phrase|am]] [[Hope Spot|invincible!]]"''|'''Boris Grishenko''', ''[[ |
{{quote|''"Yes! [[Large Ham|I]] [[Catch Phrase|am]] [[Hope Spot|invincible!]]"''|'''Boris Grishenko''', ''[[GoldenEye (film)|GoldenEye]]'', {{spoiler|moments before being killed}}}} |
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{{quote|''"Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?"''|'''Nale''', ''[[ |
{{quote|''"Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?"''|'''Nale''', ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Jeremy Clarkson''': How hard can it be? |
{{quote|'''Jeremy Clarkson''': How hard can it be? |
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'''Richard Hammond''': 'Oh, how I've missed the pang of dread I feel whenever you mention the words 'How hard can it be'! |
'''Richard Hammond''': 'Oh, how I've missed the pang of dread I feel whenever you mention the words 'How hard can it be'! |
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|''[[Top Gear]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Wash:''' It's OK, we don't need him to believe. Until the next time we encounter the Meta. |
{{quote|'''Wash:''' It's OK, we don't need him to believe. Until the next time we encounter the Meta. |
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''(Loud thump on roof)'' |
''(Loud thump on roof)'' |
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'''Wash:''' What the hell was that? |
'''Wash:''' What the hell was that? |
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'''Sarge:''' Come on, d'ya even need to ask? |
'''Sarge:''' Come on, d'ya even need to ask? |
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|''Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction'', chapter 18}} |
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{{quote|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3t9wGCy3oY Well, Let's just hope I never die ever agai-] [[Big No|whaaat?]]"|[[Raocow]]}} |
{{quote|"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}c3t9wGCy3oY Well, Let's just hope I never die ever agai-] [[Big No|whaaat?]]"|[[Raocow]]}} |
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{{quote|'''Grace''': ''What're you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh? You gonna shoot me?'' |
{{quote|'''Grace''': ''What're you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh? You gonna shoot me?'' |
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'''Quaritch''': ''I can do that.'' |
'''Quaritch''': ''I can do that.'' |
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{{spoiler|''(He does.)''}} |
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|''[[Avatar (film)|Avatar]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Tali''': Shepard, this is Admiral [[Fail O'Suckyname|Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib]]. ''Do not ask about the name.'' |
{{quote|'''Tali''': Shepard, this is Admiral [[Fail O'Suckyname|Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib]]. ''Do not ask about the name.'' |
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'''Shepard''': ...you have a ship named ''Qwib-Qwib''? |
'''Shepard''': ...you have a ship named ''Qwib-Qwib''? |
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'''Tali''': Oh, here we go... |
'''Tali''': Oh, here we go... |
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|''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Liara''': Their attacks are disorganized. They would be more effective if they all attacked at once. |
{{quote|'''Liara''': Their attacks are disorganized. They would be more effective if they all attacked at once. |
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'''Shepard''': Please don't give the mercs ideas! |
'''Shepard''': Please don't give the mercs ideas! |
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''(Later...)'' |
''(Later...)'' |
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'''Liara''': Watch out! This next wave looks like a big one! |
'''Liara''': Watch out! This next wave looks like a big one! |
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'''Shepard''': You just ''had'' to give them tactical advice! |
'''Shepard''': You just ''had'' to give them tactical advice! |
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'''Liara''': But we will face less of them inside. |
'''Liara''': But we will face less of them inside. |
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'''Shepard''': Yeah, keep dreaming T'soni. |
'''Shepard''': Yeah, keep dreaming T'soni. |
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''(Later in the base...)'' |
''(Later in the base...)'' |
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'''Liara''': More of them, how many does the Shadow Broker need? |
'''Liara''': More of them, how many does the Shadow Broker need? |
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'''Shepard''': [[Genre Savvy|I told you.]] |
'''Shepard''': [[Genre Savvy|I told you.]] |
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|''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}} |
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{{quote|''We'll have a family'' |
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''Three kids or four'' |
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''Lights in the window'' |
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''Christmas wreath on the door'' |
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''[[Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue|Roses are red,]] love'' |
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''Weddings are white'' |
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''We'll have tomorrow'' |
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''If we'' |
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''Make it through tonight!'' |
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{{quote|'''The Emperor:''' ''[to Royal Guard]'' Hey, wanna see me tempt fate? Could this day get any worse?! See, I said it ironically, so I'm alright. |
{{quote|'''The Emperor:''' ''[to Royal Guard]'' Hey, wanna see me tempt fate? Could this day get any worse?! See, I said it ironically, so I'm alright. |
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''[One hour later, as Darth Vader is killing the Emperor]'' |
''[One hour later, as Darth Vader is killing the Emperor]'' |
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'''The Emperor:''' Hey, what are you doing? PUT ME DOWN! AHHHHHHHH!!! |
'''The Emperor:''' Hey, what are you doing? PUT ME DOWN! AHHHHHHHH!!! |
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|''[[Star Wars]] [[Robot Chicken]] 2''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[ |
{{quote|'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''': "Besides, how gay could it be?" |
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'''[[He |
'''[[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]]''': "A work of art like my famous spice bread takes time." |
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'''[[ |
'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''': ''[[Jaw Drop]]'' |
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|''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]'', on [[She-Ra: Princess of Power]].}} |
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{{quote|''Stop that!'' Every time you say 'we survived', we ''don't!''|'''Torben''', ''Äpplet Och Masken'' (''The Apple And The Worm'')}} |
{{quote|''Stop that!'' Every time you say 'we survived', we ''don't!''|'''Torben''', ''Äpplet Och Masken'' (''The Apple And The Worm'')}} |
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{{quote|''"Ask not for whom it gets worse. It gets worse for thee."''|''[[Guilded Age]]'', [[Alt Text]] to [http://guildedage.net/webcomic/chapter-8/chapter-8-page-5/ Chapter 8, Page 5.]}} |
{{quote|''"Ask not for whom it gets worse. It gets worse for thee."''|''[[Guilded Age]]'', [[Alt Text]] to [http://guildedage.net/webcomic/chapter-8/chapter-8-page-5/ Chapter 8, Page 5.]}} |
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{{quote|'''Randy:''' Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back." 'Cause you won't be back. |
{{quote|'''Randy:''' Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back." 'Cause you won't be back. |
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'''Stu:''' I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? |
'''Stu:''' I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? |
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'''Randy:''' Yeah, sure. |
'''Randy:''' Yeah, sure. |
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'''Stu:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|I'll be right back!]]'' |
'''Stu:''' ''[[Lampshade Hanging|I'll be right back!]]'' |
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'''Randy:''' You see, you push the laws, and you end up dead, okay? I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. |
'''Randy:''' You see, you push the laws, and you end up dead, okay? I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. |
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|''[[Scream (film)|Scream]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"The fate of Equestria doesn't depend on my making friends."''|'''Twilight Sparkle''', ''[[My Little Pony: |
{{quote|''"The fate of Equestria doesn't depend on my making friends."''|'''Twilight Sparkle''', ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' (It does. It ''totally'' does.)}} |
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{{quote|'''Red Mage''': We're our own worst enemies! What ''can'' he do?! |
{{quote|'''Red Mage''': We're our own worst enemies! What ''can'' he do?! |
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''[Poif!]'' |
''[Poif!]'' |
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'''Black Mage''':... |
'''Black Mage''':... |
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'''Red Mage''':... ''What if'' I said it was a rhetorical question? |
'''Red Mage''':... ''What if'' I said it was a rhetorical question? |
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|'''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]''' }} |
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{{quote|''"There's a line between tempting fate and dressing up in a low-cut gown, lying on a bed covered in thousand dollar bills and purring 'Oh Fate, you big handsome stud.'"''|[http://www.cracked.com/article_14945_5-recent-scientific-advances-and-how-theyll-destroy-us-all.html 5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)], ''[[Cracked |
{{quote|''"There's a line between tempting fate and dressing up in a low-cut gown, lying on a bed covered in thousand dollar bills and purring 'Oh Fate, you big handsome stud.'"''|[http://www.cracked.com/article_14945_5-recent-scientific-advances-and-how-theyll-destroy-us-all.html 5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)], ''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Wait...so they're lingering on a shot ''of a'' frieze before introducing ''Mr.'' Freeze? Huh...that's [[Actually Pretty Funny|actually pretty clever]]; maybe this won't be so bad..."''|The [[ |
{{quote|''"Wait...so they're lingering on a shot ''of a'' frieze before introducing ''Mr.'' Freeze? Huh...that's [[Actually Pretty Funny|actually pretty clever]]; maybe this won't be so bad..."''|The [[Riff Trax]] of ''[[Batman and Robin (film)|Batman and Robin]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"90% of you didn't know you could download DVDs off the internet until '''[[Digital Piracy Is Evil|we fucking told you not to do it]]''' in ads before movies."''|Buck's submission to [[Something Awful]]'s [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dvd-piracy-posters.php?page=10 DVD Piracy poster parody contest]}} |
{{quote|''"90% of you didn't know you could download DVDs off the internet until '''[[Digital Piracy Is Evil|we fucking told you not to do it]]''' in ads before movies."''|Buck's submission to [[Something Awful]]'s [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dvd-piracy-posters.php?page=10 DVD Piracy poster parody contest]}} |
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{{quote|'''Slowbeef''': Okay, this is [[ |
{{quote|'''Slowbeef''': Okay, this is [[Xenogears]]. So there's no fucking way you have a [[Bill Clinton]] joke. |
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'''Diabeetus''' * In faux-[[Bill Clinton]] accent* : [[Double Entendre|I'll show something that's]] [[Humongous Mecha|Weltall]]. |
'''Diabeetus''' * In faux-[[Bill Clinton]] accent* : [[Double Entendre|I'll show something that's]] [[Humongous Mecha|Weltall]]. |
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'''Slowbeef''': Shit. |
'''Slowbeef''': Shit. |
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'''Diabeetus''': Sorry. |
'''Diabeetus''': Sorry. |
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|'''[[Retsupurae]]''' on ''[[Xenogears]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any.."'' * [[Record Needle Scratch]]* ''"[[Dancing Theme|...worse]][[Suzumiya Haruhi|?]]"''|''[[Retsupurae]]'', |
{{quote|''"With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any.."'' * [[Record Needle Scratch]]* ''"[[Dancing Theme|...worse]][[Suzumiya Haruhi|?]]"''|'''[[Retsupurae]]''', ''The Most Shameful Thing In The World''}} |
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{{quote|''"You know, I need to learn to keep my fucking mouth shut."''|''[[ |
{{quote|''"You know, I need to learn to keep my fucking mouth shut."''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''', ''[[The Super Mario Brothers Super Show]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Valtor''': What're you gonna do, hit me with the Water Stars? |
{{quote|'''Valtor''': What're you gonna do, hit me with the Water Stars? |
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'''Layla''': Coming right up. (lets the Water Stars blast Valtor) |
'''Layla''': Coming right up. (lets the Water Stars blast Valtor) |
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|''[[Winx Club]]'' Episode 77 (The Spell of the Elements}} |
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{{quote|'''Grizzaka''': It's your turn to learn the same lesson all of my enemies have. There is no one as powerful as Grizzaka... and NEVER will be. |
{{quote|'''Grizzaka''': It's your turn to learn the same lesson all of my enemies have. There is no one as powerful as Grizzaka... and NEVER will be. |
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(the rangers form the Jungle Master Stampede formation and use it to destroy Grizzaka) |
(the rangers form the Jungle Master Stampede formation and use it to destroy Grizzaka) |
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'''Grizzaka''': (as his body prepares to explode) [[This Cannot Be!|IMPOSSIBLE!]] [[Not So Invincible After All|I AM INVINCIBLE!]] [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|NO ONE IS STRONGER THAN GRIZZZAKKKAAAA!!!]] ([[Critical Existence Failure|he]] [[Stuff Blowing Up|blows up]]) |
'''Grizzaka''': (as his body prepares to explode) [[This Cannot Be!|IMPOSSIBLE!]] [[Not So Invincible After All|I AM INVINCIBLE!]] [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|NO ONE IS STRONGER THAN GRIZZZAKKKAAAA!!!]] ([[Critical Existence Failure|he]] [[Stuff Blowing Up|blows up]]) |
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|''[[Power Rangers Jungle Fury]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Graf Sepperin''': Empty platitudes. If you are so certain of yourself, then show me the true extent of your power! (gets beaten by Spiritia) Gah... [[Didn't See That Coming|I had not expected such an outcome]]...!|''[[Rosenkreuzstilette]]''}} |
{{quote|'''Graf Sepperin''': Empty platitudes. If you are so certain of yourself, then show me the true extent of your power! (gets beaten by Spiritia) Gah... [[Didn't See That Coming|I had not expected such an outcome]]...!|''[[Rosenkreuzstilette]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Great! I snuck into the villain's stronghold and gave him the item of power. [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What else could go wrong]]?"|'''The Hero''' |
{{quote|''"Great! I snuck into the villain's stronghold and gave him the item of power. [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What else could go wrong]]?"''|'''The Hero'''|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]'', moments before the Lake Hydra appears}} |
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{{quote|'''Tai Lung''': What are you gonna do? SIT ON ME?! |
{{quote|'''Tai Lung''': What are you gonna do? SIT ON ME?! |
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'''Po''': Don't tempt me. |
'''Po''': Don't tempt me. |
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|''[[Kung Fu Panda]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"You don't need the brakes! [[Blatant Lies|I'm a professional]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|minecart driver!]]"''|''[[Proton Jon]]'' from ''[[The Runaway Guys]]''. {{spoiler|Several seconds later, they fall in the lava because they didn't use the brakes.}}}} |
{{quote|''"You don't need the brakes! [[Blatant Lies|I'm a professional]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|minecart driver!]]"''|''[[Proton Jon]]'' from ''[[The Runaway Guys]]''. {{spoiler|Several seconds later, they fall in the lava because they didn't use the brakes.}}}} |
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{{quote|'''Sokka''': Things couldn't get much worse. |
{{quote|'''Sokka''': Things couldn't get much worse. |
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''(giant serpent pops out of the sea)'' |
''(giant serpent pops out of the sea)'' |
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'''Sokka''': The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it? |
'''Sokka''': The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it? |
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'''Toph''': You make it too easy! |
'''Toph''': You make it too easy! |
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|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
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{{quote|''No matter how bad your day gets, one should never ponder if things could get any worse. Because fate simply loves a challenge, and fate never fails to deliver.'' | |
{{quote|''No matter how bad your day gets, one should never ponder if things could get any worse. Because fate simply loves a challenge, and fate never fails to deliver.'' |'''[[Dead Winter]]''', [http://www.deadwinter.cc/page/022.htm Page 22]}} |
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{{quote|''"Wazzpinator having good day! Not yet shot once!"'' |
{{quote|''"Wazzpinator having good day! Not yet shot once!"'' |
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(Rattrap shoots Waspinator out of the sky) |
(Rattrap shoots Waspinator out of the sky) |
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|[[The Chew Toy||Waspinator]], ''[[Beast Wars]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"What if it knew its master is dead? I wonder what the familiar would do then. It's not like it's unchained and going to return to its orignal form, right?" |
{{quote|''"What if it knew its master is dead? I wonder what the familiar would do then. It's not like it's unchained and going to return to its orignal form, right?"'' |
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(Next we see the familiar, it has become a wild demonic beast again)|Random Guard |
(Next we see the familiar, it has become a wild demonic beast again)|'''Random Guard'''|''[[Blue Exorcist]]'' Episode 10}} |
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{{quote|'''Axe Knight:''' [[Kirby]] is headed for the reactor! |
{{quote|'''Axe Knight:''' [[Kirby]] is headed for the reactor! |
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'''Mace Knight:''' If we lose the reactor, this is all over for sure! |
'''Mace Knight:''' If we lose the reactor, this is all over for sure! |
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'''Captain Vul:''' Never fear. I don't think Kirby can do anything to the reactor. |
'''Captain Vul:''' Never fear. I don't think Kirby can do anything to the reactor. |
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'''Waddle Dee:''' So long as a reflected laser doesn't hit the reactor, it will be invincible. |
'''Waddle Dee:''' So long as a reflected laser doesn't hit the reactor, it will be invincible. |
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'''Captain Vul:''' Eeeyah! Don't even say things like that! |
'''Captain Vul:''' Eeeyah! Don't even say things like that! |
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|'''''[[Kirby Super Star]]''''', "Revenge of Meta Knight" (''[[Video Game Remake|Ultra]]'' version)}} |
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{{quote|'''Spike''': Be careful when you open that door... |
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'''Barley''': What, is it gonna be like, another Fucking zombie? |
'''Barley''': What, is it gonna be like, another Fucking zombie? |
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|''[[Spike and Barley Play]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Mario:''' Take it easy, Luigi; things could be worse. |
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'''Luigi:''' We're trapped in a dungeon, about to be executed! [[Rock Bottom|How could things be any worse?]] |
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[[Category:Tempting Fate]] |
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'''Mario:''' Well for one thing, the roof could fall until it flattens us like a pizza! |
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[[Category:Quotes]] |
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''([[Speak of the Devil|The ceiling actually starts lowering]])'' |
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'''Toad:''' Very uncool, dudes; the ceiling ''is'' lowering! |
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'''Mario:''' Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats! |
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''(The room starts filling with water)'' |
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'''Peach:''' We've gotta get out of here! |
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'''Mario:''' Hey, I could think of another way things could be worse! |
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'''Luigi:''' Mario, pun-leeze! [[You Just Had to Say It|Don't say another word!]] |
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|''The [[Super Mario Bros Super Show]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Smoke Knight''': Seriously? ''We'' are [[McNinja|''elite warriors'' trained in ''speed, subtlety and misdirection'']]. |
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'''Smoke Knight''': What have a bunch of dirty pirates got to counteract ''that?'' |
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(BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!) |
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'''Tarvek''': ...a reckless enthusiasm for massive firepower? |
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| ''[[Girl Genius]]'', Volume 18 Page 20}} |
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{{quote|Sanity means knowing when not to call the Universe's bluff. |
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|'''Vexxarr'''|''[[Vexxarr]]'' [http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate{{=}}070317 July 3 2017]}} |
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"I'll be honest here. I'm kind of shocked that none of you have made a pony in PonyMaker for the Zane and I. —Drake, Bronyism
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Ida: We’ve come this far, there's no turning back. —Doctor Who, "The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit"
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Marge: I think you're making him angry... —The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror III"
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"Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?"
—Nale, The Order of the Stick
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Jeremy Clarkson: How hard can it be? |
Grace: What're you gonna do, Ranger Rick? Huh? You gonna shoot me? |
Tali: Shepard, this is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. Do not ask about the name. |
Liara: Their attacks are disorganized. They would be more effective if they all attacked at once. |
We'll have a family —Seymour and Audrey, Cut Song from Little Shop of Horrors, immediately preceding said characters both dying tragically
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The Nostalgia Chick: "Besides, how gay could it be?" |
Stop that! Every time you say 'we survived', we don't!
—Torben, Äpplet Och Masken (The Apple And The Worm)
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"Ask not for whom it gets worse. It gets worse for thee."
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Randy: Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back." 'Cause you won't be back. |
"The fate of Equestria doesn't depend on my making friends."
—Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (It does. It totally does.)
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Red Mage: We're our own worst enemies! What can he do?! |
"There's a line between tempting fate and dressing up in a low-cut gown, lying on a bed covered in thousand dollar bills and purring 'Oh Fate, you big handsome stud.'"
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"Wait...so they're lingering on a shot of a frieze before introducing Mr. Freeze? Huh...that's actually pretty clever; maybe this won't be so bad..."
—The Riff Trax of Batman and Robin
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"90% of you didn't know you could download DVDs off the internet until we fucking told you not to do it in ads before movies." |
Slowbeef: Okay, this is Xenogears. So there's no fucking way you have a Bill Clinton joke. —Retsupurae on Xenogears
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"With the amount of dignity lost, I don't see how this could possibly get any.." * Record Needle Scratch* "...worse?"
—Retsupurae, The Most Shameful Thing In The World
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"You know, I need to learn to keep my fucking mouth shut."
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Valtor: What're you gonna do, hit me with the Water Stars? —Winx Club Episode 77 (The Spell of the Elements
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Grizzaka: It's your turn to learn the same lesson all of my enemies have. There is no one as powerful as Grizzaka... and NEVER will be. |
Graf Sepperin: Empty platitudes. If you are so certain of yourself, then show me the true extent of your power! (gets beaten by Spiritia) Gah... I had not expected such an outcome...!
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"Great! I snuck into the villain's stronghold and gave him the item of power. What else could go wrong?"
—The Hero, Adventure Quest Worlds, moments before the Lake Hydra appears
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Tai Lung: What are you gonna do? SIT ON ME?! |
"You don't need the brakes! I'm a professional minecart driver!"
—Proton Jon from The Runaway Guys. Several seconds later, they fall in the lava because they didn't use the brakes.
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Sokka: Things couldn't get much worse. |
No matter how bad your day gets, one should never ponder if things could get any worse. Because fate simply loves a challenge, and fate never fails to deliver.
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"Wazzpinator having good day! Not yet shot once!" |
"What if it knew its master is dead? I wonder what the familiar would do then. It's not like it's unchained and going to return to its orignal form, right?" —Random Guard, Blue Exorcist Episode 10
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Axe Knight: Kirby is headed for the reactor! —Kirby Super Star, "Revenge of Meta Knight" (Ultra version)
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Spike: Be careful when you open that door... |
Mario: Take it easy, Luigi; things could be worse. |
Smoke Knight: Seriously? We are elite warriors trained in speed, subtlety and misdirection. — Girl Genius, Volume 18 Page 20
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Sanity means knowing when not to call the Universe's bluff. —Vexxarr, Vexxarr July 3 2017
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