Cards Against Humanity: Difference between revisions
Content added Content deleted
No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
| Line 36: | Line 36: | ||
<!-- * Being marginalized. --> |
<!-- * Being marginalized. --> |
||
<!-- * Bingeing and purging. --> |
<!-- * Bingeing and purging. --> |
||
<!-- * Bio-engineered assault turtles with acid breath. --> |
|||
<!-- * Bitches. --> |
<!-- * Bitches. --> |
||
<!-- * A bleached asshole. --> |
|||
* '''The Blood of Christ.''' - [[Christianity]] |
* '''The Blood of Christ.''' - [[Christianity]] |
||
* '''Boogers.''' - [[Inherently Funny Words]] |
* '''Boogers.''' - [[Inherently Funny Words]] |
||
| Line 53: | Line 55: | ||
<!-- * Crystal meth. --> |
<!-- * Crystal meth. --> |
||
* '''Cybernetic enhancements.''' - [[Cyborg]] |
* '''Cybernetic enhancements.''' - [[Cyborg]] |
||
* '''[[Daniel Radcliffe]]'s delicious asshole.''' - [[Refuge in Audacity]] |
|||
* '''Darth Vader.''' - ''[[Star Wars]]'', [[Cyborg]] |
* '''Darth Vader.''' - ''[[Star Wars]]'', [[Cyborg]] |
||
* '''Dead parents.''' - [[Parental Abandonment]] |
* '''Dead parents.''' - [[Parental Abandonment]] |
||
| Line 69: | Line 72: | ||
<!-- * Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. --> |
<!-- * Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. --> |
||
<!-- * The female orgasm. --> |
<!-- * The female orgasm. --> |
||
* '''Fiery poops.''' - [[Toilet Humor]] |
|||
<!-- * Figgy pudding. --> |
<!-- * Figgy pudding. --> |
||
<!-- * Finger painting. --> |
<!-- * Finger painting. --> |
||
<!-- * Fingering. --> |
<!-- * Fingering. --> |
||
* '''Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.''' - [[Bestiality is Depraved]], [[Refuge in Audacity]] |
|||
* '''Five-Dollar Footlongs™.''' - [[Innocent Innuendo]] |
* '''Five-Dollar Footlongs™.''' - [[Innocent Innuendo]] |
||
* '''Flying sex snakes.''' - [[Naughty Tentacles]] |
* '''Flying sex snakes.''' - [[Naughty Tentacles]] |
||
| Line 82: | Line 87: | ||
<!-- * German dungeon porn. --> |
<!-- * German dungeon porn. --> |
||
<!-- * Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. --> |
<!-- * Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. --> |
||
* '''GoGurt®.''' - [[Product Placement]] |
|||
<!-- * A good sniff. --> |
<!-- * A good sniff. --> |
||
* '''[[Grave Robbing|Grave robbing.]]''' |
|||
<!-- * Growing a pair. --> |
<!-- * Growing a pair. --> |
||
<!-- * The hardworking Mexican. --> |
<!-- * The hardworking Mexican. --> |
||
<!-- * Heartwarming orphans. --> |
<!-- * Heartwarming orphans. --> |
||
* '''Heteronormativity.''' - A staple of the [[Heteronormative Crusader]]. |
* '''Heteronormativity.''' - A staple of the [[Heteronormative Crusader]]. |
||
* '''Hip hop jewels.''' - [[Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry]] |
|||
* '''[[The Bible|The Holy Bible.]]''' |
* '''[[The Bible|The Holy Bible.]]''' |
||
<!-- * The homosexual agenda. --> |
<!-- * The homosexual agenda. --> |
||
<!-- * Horse meat. --> |
<!-- * Horse meat. --> |
||
* '''Hot Pockets®.''' - [[Product Placement]] |
|||
* '''Inserting a mason jar into my anus.''' - [[Ass Shove]] |
* '''Inserting a mason jar into my anus.''' - [[Ass Shove]] |
||
* '''Invading Poland.''' - [[Those Wacky Nazis]] |
* '''Invading Poland.''' - [[Those Wacky Nazis]] |
||
| Line 98: | Line 106: | ||
* '''The Jews.''' - [[Judaism]] |
* '''The Jews.''' - [[Judaism]] |
||
<!-- * Jobs. --> |
<!-- * Jobs. --> |
||
<!-- * '''[[Joe Biden]].''' --> |
|||
* '''[[Judge Judy]].''' |
* '''[[Judge Judy]].''' |
||
* '''[[Justin Bieber]].''' |
* '''[[Justin Bieber]].''' |
||
| Line 103: | Line 112: | ||
<!-- * Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. --> |
<!-- * Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. --> |
||
<!-- * The light of a billion suns. --> |
<!-- * The light of a billion suns. --> |
||
<!-- * Lockjaw. --> |
|||
* '''An [[M. Night Shyamalan]] plot twist. |
* '''An [[M. Night Shyamalan]] plot twist. |
||
* '''Magnets.''' - ''[[Insane Clown Posse]]'' |
* '''Magnets.''' - ''[[Insane Clown Posse]]'' |
||
<!-- * A man on the brink of orgasm. --> |
|||
* '''MechaHitler.''' - ''[[Wolfenstein 3D]]'', [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler]] |
* '''MechaHitler.''' - ''[[Wolfenstein 3D]]'', [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler]] |
||
* '''Men.''' - [[Always Male]] |
* '''Men.''' - [[Always Male]] |
||
* '''[[Michael Jackson]].''' |
* '''[[Michael Jackson]].''' |
||
* '''A micropenis.''' - [[Teeny Weenie]] |
* '''A micropenis.''' - [[Teeny Weenie]] |
||
* '''The morbidly obese.''' - [[:Category:High Fat Index|High Fat Index]] |
|||
<!-- * Mr. Clean, right behind you. --> |
<!-- * Mr. Clean, right behind you. --> |
||
* '''Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).''' - [[Islam]] |
|||
<!-- * Multiple stab wounds. --> |
|||
<!-- * My humps. --> |
<!-- * My humps. --> |
||
<!-- * My inner demons. --> |
<!-- * My inner demons. --> |
||
| Line 115: | Line 129: | ||
* '''My soul.''' - [[Our Souls Are Different]] |
* '''My soul.''' - [[Our Souls Are Different]] |
||
* '''[[Natalie Portman]].''' |
* '''[[Natalie Portman]].''' |
||
* '''Necrophilia.''' - [[I Love the Dead]] |
|||
<!-- * Not giving a shit about the Third World. --> |
<!-- * Not giving a shit about the Third World. --> |
||
* '''Object permanence.''' - The inverse concept of [[No Ontological Inertia]] (but ''not'' the subject covered in [[Ontological Inertia]]) |
|||
* '''An [[Oedipus Complex|Oedipus complex]].''' |
* '''An [[Oedipus Complex|Oedipus complex]].''' |
||
<!-- * Old people smell. --> |
<!-- * Old people smell. --> |
||
| Line 121: | Line 137: | ||
* '''Overcompensation.''' - [[Compensating for Something]] |
* '''Overcompensation.''' - [[Compensating for Something]] |
||
<!-- * An oversized lollipop. --> |
<!-- * An oversized lollipop. --> |
||
* '''Panda sex.''' - [[Pandaing to the Audience]] |
|||
<!-- * The Patriarchy. --> |
<!-- * The Patriarchy. --> |
||
* '''Pedophiles.''' - [[Would Hurt a Child]] |
* '''Pedophiles.''' - [[Would Hurt a Child]] |
||
| Line 132: | Line 149: | ||
<!-- * Prancing. --> |
<!-- * Prancing. --> |
||
* '''Praying the gay away.''' - [[Cure Your Gays]] |
* '''Praying the gay away.''' - [[Cure Your Gays]] |
||
<!-- * Public ridicule. --> |
|||
<!-- * Racism. --> |
<!-- * Racism. --> |
||
* '''A really cool hat.''' - [[Nice Hat]] |
* '''A really cool hat.''' - [[Nice Hat]] |
||
| Line 147: | Line 165: | ||
<!-- * Silence. --> |
<!-- * Silence. --> |
||
* '''Skeletor.''' - ''[[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]]'' |
* '''Skeletor.''' - ''[[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]]'' |
||
* '''[[Stephen Hawking]] talking dirty.''' |
|||
<!-- * A stray pube. --> |
<!-- * A stray pube. --> |
||
* '''Surprise sex!''' - [[Black Comedy Rape]] |
* '''Surprise sex!''' - [[Black Comedy Rape]] |
||
| Line 156: | Line 175: | ||
* '''Throwing a virgin into a volcano.''' - [[Virgin Sacrifice]] |
* '''Throwing a virgin into a volcano.''' - [[Virgin Sacrifice]] |
||
* '''A tiny horse.''' - An inversion of [[Cool Horse]]. |
* '''A tiny horse.''' - An inversion of [[Cool Horse]]. |
||
<!-- * '''The Trail of Tears.''' --> |
<!-- * '''The Trail of Tears.''' --> |
||
* '''Wet dreams.''' - [[Nocturnal Emission]] |
|||
<!-- * White-man scalps. --> |
|||
<!-- * A windmill full of corpses. --> |
<!-- * A windmill full of corpses. --> |
||
<!-- * Women in yogurt commercials. --> |
<!-- * Women in yogurt commercials. --> |
||
| Line 162: | Line 183: | ||
* '''YOU MUST [[Construct Additional Pylons|CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS]].''' - ''[[Starcraft]]'' |
* '''YOU MUST [[Construct Additional Pylons|CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS]].''' - ''[[Starcraft]]'' |
||
<!-- |
<!-- NEXT: A monkey smoking a cigar. --> |
||
== Black Cards == |
== Black Cards == |
||
Revision as of 17:50, 24 July 2014
 | This Work page is a stub. You can help All The Tropes by expanding it. If you have checked or updated this page and found the content to be suitable, please remove this notice. |
A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.
And Now For Something Completely Different. Instead of listing the tropes that appear in the work, we're going to list all the cards, and identify the tropes, works, and other notable subjects in each one.
White Cards
- Advice from a wise, old black man. - Magical Negro
- Agriculture. - Call to Agriculture
- The Amish.
- A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings. - Nausea Fuel, Noodle Implements
- Barack Obama.
- The Blood of Christ. - Christianity
- Boogers. - Inherently Funny Words
- A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. - A variation on Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs
- The Care Bear Stare. - Care Bears
- The chronic. - Dr. Dre, possibly.
- Copping a feel. - Thanks for the Mammary
- Cybernetic enhancements. - Cyborg
- Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. - Refuge in Audacity
- Darth Vader. - Star Wars, Cyborg
- Dead parents. - Parental Abandonment
- Destroying the evidence.
- The Devil himself. - Satan
- Dying. - Death Tropes
- Dying of dysentery. - The Oregon Trail
- Eugenics. - Genius Breeding Act, World War II
- Explosions. - Stuff Blowing Up
- Fiery poops. - Toilet Humor
- Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. - Bestiality is Depraved, Refuge in Audacity
- Five-Dollar Footlongs™. - Innocent Innuendo
- Flying sex snakes. - Naughty Tentacles
- Friends with benefits.
- Fucking a corpse back to life. - I Love the Dead
- GoGurt®. - Product Placement
- Grave robbing.
- Heteronormativity. - A staple of the Heteronormative Crusader.
- Hip hop jewels. - Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry
- The Holy Bible.
- Hot Pockets®. - Product Placement
- Inserting a mason jar into my anus. - Ass Shove
- Invading Poland. - Those Wacky Nazis
- Italians. - Italy
- Jewish fraternities. - Judaism
- The Jews. - Judaism
- Judge Judy.
- Justin Bieber.
- An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
- Magnets. - Insane Clown Posse
- MechaHitler. - Wolfenstein 3D, Stupid Jetpack Hitler
- Men. - Always Male
- Michael Jackson.
- A micropenis. - Teeny Weenie
- The morbidly obese. - High Fat Index
- Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). - Islam
- My soul. - Our Souls Are Different
- Natalie Portman.
- Necrophilia. - I Love the Dead
- Object permanence. - The inverse concept of No Ontological Inertia (but not the subject covered in Ontological Inertia)
- An Oedipus complex.
- Overcompensation. - Compensating for Something
- Panda sex. - Pandaing to the Audience
- Pedophiles. - Would Hurt a Child
- Peeing a little bit. - Potty Failure
- Police brutality.
- Pooping back and forth. Forever. - Memetic Mutation, Toilet Humor
- The Pope.
- Praying the gay away. - Cure Your Gays
- A really cool hat. - Nice Hat
- The rhythms of Africa. - Jungle Drums
- Robert Downey, Jr.
- RoboCop.
- A sausage festival. - Double Entendre
- Scientology. - Church of Happyology
- Sexual tension. - Unresolved Sexual Tension
- Sexy pillow fights. - Pillow Fight
- Shapeshifters.
- Skeletor. - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
- Surprise sex! - Black Comedy Rape
- Synergistic management solutions. - An Unusual Euphemism, possibly for getting fired/laid off.
- Teaching a robot to love. - What Is This Thing You Call Love?
- Teenage pregnancy.
- Testicular torsion. - Groin Attack
- Throwing a virgin into a volcano. - Virgin Sacrifice
- A tiny horse. - An inversion of Cool Horse.
- Wet dreams. - Nocturnal Emission
- YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. - Starcraft
Black Cards
Tropes and stuff from places other than White and Black Cards
- Our Product Sucks: The website that sells the game shows reviews of the game, and it doesn't cherry pick the good ones and use only those. However it does use the good ones first.
- Take That, Audience!:
 |
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
— Cards Against Humanity website
|
 |