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{{haiku|
A Police Box that's<br />Far bigger on the inside<br />Goes through time and space
A Police Box that's
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Petranca|Petranca]]}}
Far bigger on the inside
Goes through time and space
|Petranca}}


{{haiku|
The Doctor<br />Incidental saviour<br />Who bypasses history
The Doctor
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Sabrina Diamond|sabrina_diamond]]}}
Incidental saviour
Who bypasses history
|sabrina_diamond}}


{{haiku|
He's our first Doctor,<br />A [[Technical Pacifist]].<br />He's a grandfather.
He's our first Doctor,
{{quote| -- notreallyatroper}}
A [[Technical Pacifist]].
He's a grandfather.
|notreallyatroper}}


{{haiku|
Many companions<br />Adric annoyed everyone<br />The rest were okay
Many companions
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/Elan|Elan]]}}
Adric annoyed everyone
The rest were okay
|Elan}}


{{haiku|
This is the one show<br />Where the [[Wild Mass Guessing|Wild Mass Guess]] is true<br />He is a Time Lord
This is the one show
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/Blork|Blork]]}}
Where the [[Wild Mass Guessing|Wild Mass Guess]] is true
He is a Time Lord
|Blork}}


We're very sorry
We're very sorry


we lost the middle.
we lost the middle.<br />Wolf Moon Rising
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Wolf Moon Rising|Wolf Moon Rising]]}}


{{haiku|
Hartnell: Grandfather;<br />[[Awesome Anachronistic Apparel|Proper gentleman]] who [[Cool People Rebel Against Authority|stole]]<br />[[Time Machine|Time and space machine.]]
Hartnell: Grandfather;
[[Awesome Anachronistic Apparel|Proper gentleman]] who [[Cool People Rebel Against Authority|stole]]
[[Time Machine|Time and space machine.]]
}}


{{haiku|
Troughton: Most is lost<br />Due to wiping tapes. ([[Old Shame|What shame!]])<br />His best friend: [[Man in A Kilt|Jamie.]]
Troughton: Most is lost
Due to wiping tapes. ([[Old Shame|What shame!]])
His best friend: [[Man in a Kilt|Jamie.]]
}}


{{haiku|
Pertwee: in color!<br />[[The Exile|Stuck on earth]] for far too long;<br />Oft fought [[The Master]].
Pertwee: in color!
[[The Exile|Stuck on earth]] for far too long;
Oft fought [[The Master (trope)|The Master]].
}}


{{haiku|
Tom: Bohemian;<br />Longest lasting on telly;<br />Melancholy end.
Tom: Bohemian;
Longest lasting on telly;
Melancholy end.
}}


{{haiku|
Davison: Cricket;<br />[[Nice Guy|Polite, reserved, but boring?]]<br />"Caves" was best but last.
Davison: Cricket;
[[Nice Guy|Polite, reserved, but boring?]]
"Caves" was best but last.
}}


{{haiku|
Colin: The colors!<br />Caustic, antisocial, but<br />[[Executive Meddling|Axed too soon by Beeb.]]
Colin: The colors!
Caustic, antisocial, but
[[Executive Meddling|Axed too soon by Beeb.]]
}}


{{haiku|
McCoy: Rrrrrrolled his Rrrrrrr's.<br />Clown, then [[Darker and Edgier|darker/edgier;]]<br />Had nice final speech.
McCoy: Rrrrrrolled his Rrrrrrr's.
Clown, then [[Darker and Edgier|darker/edgier;]]
Had nice final speech.
}}


{{haiku|
McGann: Half-human<br />On his mother's side ([[Fanon Discontinuity|Or not!]]);<br />[[What Could Have Been|Should have had more time.]]
McGann: Half-human
On his mother's side ([[Fanon Discontinuity|Or not!]]);
[[What Could Have Been|Should have had more time.]]
}}


{{haiku|
Eccleston: Did not<br />Want typecasting; bailed quickly;<br />Nice while it lasted.
Eccleston: Did not
Want typecasting; bailed quickly;
Nice while it lasted.
}}


{{haiku|
Tennant: fan of Fifth;<br />[[Catch Phrase|"Brilliant!"]] but vengeful; [[A God Am I|went mad]]<br />[[A God Am I|At end;]] repented.
Tennant: fan of Fifth;
[[Catch Phrase|"Brilliant!"]] but vengeful; [[A God Am I|went mad]]
[[A God Am I|At end;]] repented.
}}


{{haiku|
Smith: [[Bow Ties Are Cool]].<br />[[Nice Hat|Fezzes too.]] [[Nightmare Fuel|Pandoricas?]]<br />[[Go Mad From the Isolation|Not so much, Amy.]]
Smith: [[Bow Ties Are Cool]].
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/The Whovian Zorker|The Whovian Zorker]]}}
[[Nice Hat|Fezzes too.]] [[Nightmare Fuel|Pandoricas?]]
[[Go Mad From the Isolation|Not so much, Amy.]]
|The Whovian Zorker}}


{{haiku|
Fantastic, Moffat<br />But when you explain all this<br />Our minds will explode.
Fantastic, Moffat
{{quote| -- werebunny131}}
But when you explain all this
Our minds will explode.
|werebunny131}}


{{haiku|
Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.<br />He was killed by an Angel.<br />Now he is pissed off.
Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/Abracadavre|Abracadavre]]}}
He was killed by an Angel.
Now he is pissed off.
|Abracadavre}}


{{haiku|
Peter Davison<br />Tennant is a huge fanboy<br />He wears celery
Peter Davison
{{quote| --jodabomb24}}
Tennant is a huge fanboy
He wears celery
|jodabomb24}}


{{haiku|
When Demon's Run,<br />The Pond child is lost.<br />The Doctor will fall.
When Demon's Run,
{{quote| -- [[Tropers/Snowyalice|Snowyalice]]}}
The Pond child is lost.
The Doctor will fall.
|Snowyalice}}


{{haiku|
They stole each other,<br />The boy and box of space-time<br />They were mad enough
They stole each other,
{{quote| --Completely Different}}
The boy and box of space-time
They were mad enough
|Completely Different}}


{{haiku|
ドクターとターディス<br />友達の泥棒<br />時間旅行
ドクターとターディス
{{quote| -- Jarieスイクン}}
友達の泥棒
時間旅行
|Jarieスイクン}}


{{haiku|
[[Doctor Who (TV)/Recap/S32 E8 Let's Kill Hitler|Let's Go Kill Hitler]]<br />Or lock him in the cupboard<br />[[What Happened to The Mouse|Forgotten Quickly]]
[[Doctor Who/Recap/S32/E08 Let's Kill Hitler|Let's Go Kill Hitler]]
{{quote| --[[User:Dont Kill Bugs]]}}
Or lock him in the cupboard
[[What Happened to the Mouse?|Forgotten Quickly]]
|Dont Kill Bugs}}


{{haiku|
The Weeping Angels<br />Move just when you're not looking<br />No. Really. Don't blink.
The Weeping Angels
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Generality|Generality]]}}
Move just when you're not looking
No. Really. Don't blink.
|Generality}}


{{haiku|
The Doctor will fall<br />On the fields of Trenzalore<br />{{spoiler|Question: [[Title Drop|Doctor Who?]]}}
The Doctor will fall
{{quote| --[[Tropers/Rickied|Rickied]]}}
On the fields of Trenzalore
{{spoiler|Question: [[Title Drop|Doctor Who?]]}}
|Rickied}}


{{haiku|
Tom Baker was Fourth<br />D'you want a jelly baby?<br />Always wore his scarf.<br />
Tom Baker was Fourth
D'you want a jelly baby?<br />Always wore his scarf.

}}


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Latest revision as of 09:55, 11 April 2017


A Police Box that's
Far bigger on the inside
Goes through time and space

—Petranca

The Doctor
Incidental saviour
Who bypasses history

—sabrina_diamond

He's our first Doctor,
A Technical Pacifist.
He's a grandfather.

—notreallyatroper

Many companions
Adric annoyed everyone
The rest were okay

—Elan

This is the one show
Where the Wild Mass Guess is true
He is a Time Lord

—Blork

We're very sorry

we lost the middle.
Wolf Moon Rising

Hartnell: Grandfather;
Proper gentleman who stole
Time and space machine.

Troughton: Most is lost
Due to wiping tapes. (What shame!)
His best friend: Jamie.

Pertwee: in color!
Stuck on earth for far too long;
Oft fought The Master.

Tom: Bohemian;
Longest lasting on telly;
Melancholy end.

Davison: Cricket;
Polite, reserved, but boring?
"Caves" was best but last.

Colin: The colors!
Caustic, antisocial, but
Axed too soon by Beeb.

McCoy: Rrrrrrolled his Rrrrrrr's.
Clown, then darker/edgier;
Had nice final speech.

McGann: Half-human
On his mother's side (Or not!);
Should have had more time.

Eccleston: Did not
Want typecasting; bailed quickly;
Nice while it lasted.

Tennant: fan of Fifth;
"Brilliant!" but vengeful; went mad
At end; repented.

Smith: Bow Ties Are Cool.
Fezzes too. Pandoricas?
Not so much, Amy.

—The Whovian Zorker

Fantastic, Moffat
But when you explain all this
Our minds will explode.

—werebunny131

Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.
He was killed by an Angel.
Now he is pissed off.

—Abracadavre

Peter Davison
Tennant is a huge fanboy
He wears celery

—jodabomb24

When Demon's Run,
The Pond child is lost.
The Doctor will fall.

—Snowyalice

They stole each other,
The boy and box of space-time
They were mad enough

—Completely Different

ドクターとターディス
友達の泥棒
時間旅行

—Jarieスイクン

Let's Go Kill Hitler
Or lock him in the cupboard
Forgotten Quickly

—Dont Kill Bugs

The Weeping Angels
Move just when you're not looking
No. Really. Don't blink.

—Generality

The Doctor will fall
On the fields of Trenzalore
Question: Doctor Who?

—Rickied

Tom Baker was Fourth
D'you want a jelly baby?
Always wore his scarf.

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