SpongeBob SquarePants/Memes

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• Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
  • Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants!
• "But, sir, there must be something I can improve on! ANYTHING!!!"
  • "Uh, alright, the sauce."
    • "...What?"
      • "The sauce, I don't know. You're using a little too much sauce, alright? Review's over."
        • "EH EH EH EH EH EH EH!"
        • What do you want from me?! A promotion?!
          • A promo-a promo-a promotion!!
• Grab SpongeBob SquarePants. Then infuse him with the most hideous form of cancer, expose him to Chernobyl's reactor core, and twist him into the most horrible Lovecraftian Body Horror you can imagine. The result: spengbab.
  • Don't forget Skoadward!
• I'M READY! I'M READY!
  • NO YOU AIN'T!
• "CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!"
• Did somebody say boom? "cue explosion"
• DEATH SPONGE NOTE PANTS
  • Now add the two together.
• Plankton wants you know that you can't stop him because "I went to college!"
  • (smashes into Chum Bucket) Ouch.
• Tropers, you don't need television. Not as long as you have your...(cue rainbow) IIIMMMMAAAAAGGGIIINNAAAAAAATIIOON.
• IT TOOK SPONGEBOB X YEARS TO MASTER THIS
• "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
  • Is this the Krusty Krab?
    • No! This is Patrick!
      • Is this the Krusty Krab?
        • NO! THIS... IS... PATRICK!!!
          • (I'm not a crusty crab...)
            • Uh, that's the name of the restaurant.
              • FISHPASTE!!!
• Is mayonnaise an instrument?
  • No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
    • Horseradish isn't an instrument either.
    • Another variation to this meme is "Is X an instrument?"
• "I SAW IT! IT WAS BIG! IT WAS ALLLLL WIGGLY! IT WAS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!"
  • also IT WAS BIG! SCARY! AND PINK!
    • So is Patrick's belly button.
• F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!
  • F is for FIRE that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN! U is for URANIUM...bombs! N is for NO SURVIVORS when you-
    • Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Here. Let me show you. F is for friends who do stuff-
      • Never! That's completely idiotic!
• It's called The Ugly Barnacle.
  • He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. :D
  • ....That didn't help at all! ;-;
    • To the point where it has it's own freaking page on this very wiki, having a Nightmare Fuel, Crowning Moment of Funny, Crowning Moment of Awesome, Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, AND Tear Jerker pages. Only at the end of the main page does it note that the whole thing is just a one-off joke from a Spongebob episode.
• MOAR KRABS!
• A meme was referenced in one episode.

Squidward is out sunbathing, when Spongebob walks by and spills his drink. Spongebob: Coffee rain! Squidward: It's hot chocolate! Spongebob:... Chocolate rain!

• Wumbo.
  • Troper, I don't think wumbo's a real meme!
    • What are you talking about? I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo? Wumbos, wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology- the study of wumbo!? It's first grade, troper!
      • I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
      • I'm sorry I doubted you, Troper.
      • Did you try setting it to Wumbo?
• Who you callin' "pinhead"?
  • Don't forget "I'm dirty dan!" "I'm dirty dan!"
    • I'm Dirty Dan!
• "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, PATRICK!"
• Patrick hates this channel.
  • NO! NOOO!!!
• Patrick: Leedle Leedle Leedle LEE!!!!
• You are already fried.
• People keep dropping by Squidward's house.
• Well, maybe there wouldn't be so many memes if SOMEBODY didn't have a pair of BIG MEATY CLAWS.
  • What did you say, PUNK?!
  • BIG! MEATY! CLAWS!
  • WEEELLL, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!
  • Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
  • No, people. Let's be smart and bring it OFF.
  • Oh, so now the talking cheese is trying to preach to us!
• The Campfire Song Song.
  • Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. If you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along!
    • Bum bum bum...
• This part from "Pre-Hibernation Week", giving rise to the infamous line of "xward" videos:

Sandy: Spongebob's gone missing! Squidward: (smiles at Mr. Krabs)

• • MAN THE LIFEBOATS!
  • ...GOLD TEAM RULES!!!
• Rev up those fryers, because I am sure hungry for one--HELP! HELP!
  • MY LEG!!!!
    • CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED!!!!
    • It's like the Wilhelm Scream of SpongeBob...
• I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.
  • ...Sorry you had to see that.
• We should take this meme, and push it someplace else!
  • That idea might just be crazy enough......to GET US ALL KILLED!!!
    • You can take your stupid flowers, and get thee to a nunnery!
• Excuse me sir... I hope my memetic status won't be a distraction for you.
  • Not at all, boy! (Sniff Sniff) DEUUEEUUUUUAAAHHH!
    • LOOK AT IT!
    • (runs out of the theater)
• Hi there Spongebob! My name is Pat Back!
  • That really is disturbing, Patrick!
• MY NAME'S! NOT! RICK!!!!!!
• Patrick loves you.
  • (slams the door in his face)
  • STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!
• Does THIS look unsure to you?!
  • No.
• Patrick's Secret Box.
• Spongebob moon walking.
• Handsome Squidward/Squidward Falling.
• Patrick catches the ugly.
  • I'VE GOT THE UGLY!!!!
• I JUST GOTTA ACT NATURAL!!!
  • Oh, that's real nice.
• Then who was flickering the lights on and off...? NOSFERATU!
• OVERTIME???!!!
• I've SOILED the good Krusty Krab name! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT...
  • Where's the off button?
• It's a giraffe! * laughs*
• T-t-t-t-t-tonight?
  • In fact, we'll all come! My treat!
    • Humanuh humanuh humanuh humanuh...
    • Table for Humanuh?
• "Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underwear.
  • OH NO, HE'S HOT!!
• "May I take your hat, sir?
  • Give me that hat I SAID GIVE IT TO ME! Are you gonna hand it over or not, don't you backsass me!
• Zooming in on the patty in "Krusty Krab Training Video".
  • HOOPLA!!!
    • Sounds like a lot of hoopla over one little krabby patty, right? Ha, ha!
      • WRONG!!!!
  • It's actually a carefully-organized code: People Order Our Patties.
    • Oh! Poop!
• All hail the magic conch shell!
• SAY THE OATH!
• Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
  • How tough am I how tough am I! I ate a bowl of nail for breakfast this morning.
    • Yeah so?
      • Without any milk.
• Steppin on the beach!
• Oh yeah, I'm Mister Krabs! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
• From The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, in regards to King Neptune's Bald of Awesome:

The citizens of Bikini Bottom: "BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!"

• • All right!
  • Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah! You're a Goofy Goober, yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy, goofy, Goober, Goober, yeah!
  • I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!! ROCK!!
  • Man-babies.
• Combine "MY LEG!", "MY EYES!", and "DEUUEAUGH!". You might get this.
• It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
• Now it's time to bring it around town. BRING IT AROOUUUUND TOOOWWWWWN.
• Look what I got under me kilt!
  • And look at our tongues?
  • What's wrong with you?
• SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER...
• VICTORY SCREECH!!!!!
  • OOOOOOOOAALOLOLOLOLO!!!!!
• FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER!
  • Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward?
• But Mermaid Man, there's evil afoot!
  • EVIL? EEEEEEVIIIILLLLLL! EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!
  • All I said is that there was evil afoot.
  • Every Villain Is Lemons.
    • Now in Youtube Poop form. All crazy old men freak out around evil.
• Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?
  • NO I AM NOT FINISHED WITH THOSE ERRANDS AND I NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!!
• Liar, liar, plants for hire.
  • It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
    • Well, you would know...liar.
• Firmly grasp it in your hand. Fiiiiiiiiiiirmly grasp it.FIRMLY GRASP IT!
  • That oughta do it.
• DROWN IN IT!
  • Note to self: watch out for Squidward.
• Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing.
• "And the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day..."
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!! IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!! Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!
• I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...
• I know of a place where you never get harmed...
  • A magical place full of magical charms! Indoors! Indoors! Indoooooors! Take it away, Penny!
    • *sniff* That penny has the most beautiful voice..
• The face Spongebob makes when he finds out that Squidward actually likes Krabby Patties.
  • On Deviant ART, someone made a "plz" account for that face, called, "spongebobrapefaceplz"...Yeah.
  • You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
  • Yes! Yes! I admit it, SpongeBob! I LOVE Krabby Patties!
• "Santa's coming tonight, tonight, Santa's coming tonight..."
  • This Christmas feels like the VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEE!!!"
• "Well, once I knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy who knew this guy, Who nudist guy, Who nuetis guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin..."
  • YOU'RE RIGHT!
• It's The Final Countdown!
  • On that note, syncing SpongeBob clips to popular songs so that it looks like he's singing them is popular in general.
    • Down With The Sickness By Disturbed
• Spongebob:Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
• Oh Waiter!
  • Why do I always get the nuts?
• Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!Huh huh AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
• I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!
  • Heart on stick, must die!
• I will post all necessary TV Trope Memes, IN THE HALL!
• Screaming Will Get You Nowhe *Rip*
  • Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!
    • ... I am?
• FINLAND!
  • Where's the leak, ma'am?
• FUUUUUUTURE! FUUUUUTURE!
  • (drops a brick on Squidward)
  • From the same episode: EVERYTHING'S CHROME IN THE FUTURE!
• Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
• AAAHHHHHHH!! HORRIBLE!!!
• The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
• I'm editing this page...AT NIGHT!
  • Night night night night night night night night night night night night n-ni-ni-ni-niii NIIIIGHT!!!!!
    • Will you please-?
• WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS... WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS...
  • COME ON, SPONGEBOB! YOU ONLY NEED THREE MORE WORDS! BLANKITY. BLANKITY. BLANK!
    • IS IT HOT IN HERE MRS. PUFF? WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE!!! AAH!! MY HAND!!! IT'S CRAMPING, MRS. PUFF!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!
      • YOU ONLY NEED THREE! MORE! WOORDS!!!!
• I don't need it...I don't need it...I DEFINITELY don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!
  • (bangs on Treedome) PINKY! PIIINKYYY!
• And now...Poetry by Gary.
  • That snail has such a way with words...
• It's sweeeeeet, sweeeeet, sweet victory, yeah!
• AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!
• It's not just a bolder. It's a rock. A rahahahahak. A rohahahohak. Its a big beautiful rock. Oh, the pioneers used to drive these babies for miles. And it's in great shape.
  • Spongebob will you forget the stupid pioneers! Haven't you ever noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae. And now you're telling me they thought they could drive...*rock drives over him* Rocks? Hold on there Jethro!
  • KRUSTY KRRRAAAAAAB PIZZA its the pizza yeah for you and...MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
• FANCY LIVING, HERE WE COME, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAA!
• "Hey, Patrick! I've thought of something funnier than 24."
  • "Let me hear it!"
  • "25"
• Now, you must acquire a taste for... free form jazz! *puts on serious face*
• [[Win this one for the Krusty Krab!

SpongeBob: FOR THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAABBBBBBB!

• • Win this one because I told you to!

Patrick: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO

• • YELLOW! PINK!
• Who put you on the planet? Ugh...
  • Now do it exactly as I did and don't stop till you get it right! And I don't care how long it takes!
• What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS!
• I've got a better idea! How about we get someone whose JOB it is to fix it! You know why? Because when I need a JOB done I get someone whose JOB it is to DOO THAT JOOOOB!!!!
  • (squints) What are you saying?
• If we were meant to fly we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs.
• Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? *insert song here* And then turn into one of those songs that goes *insert song here*.
• LIFE! DEATH! LIFE! DEATH! LIFE! DEATH!
• Wah wah waaaah.
  • WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!
• YOU WHAT?!
• Your reward will be great! Behold!
• You name it; it dropped by Squidward's house.
  • Even even Squidward has dropped by Squidward's house!
• Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
• Spongebob has the worst timing. Or is possibly just a Jerkass.
• Dude, put that thing away! There are like, children here!
• SpongeBob's voice actor, Tom Kenny, discussed the origin of the character's distinctive voice in an interview with Marc Maron that produces the following infamous quote (spoken in his Spongebob voice for good measure):

If it wasn't for the Christmas shit, I wouldn't fucking work! It's the only time of the year that I fucking work! It pisses me off! You know, I'm glad to have it knock on wood but motherfucker! You know what I'm saying?