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[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1120881/THE_PETE_PETERSON_EXPERIENCE THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE] (formerly known as Baconator) is an... erm... [[Crack Fic|interesting]] fanfiction writer. |
[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1120881/THE_PETE_PETERSON_EXPERIENCE THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE] (formerly known as Baconator) is an... erm... [[Crack Fic|interesting]] fanfiction writer. |
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How does one describe THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE? Hmm, tough. The best description would probably be a slightly [[Lighter and Softer]] version of [[Comics Nix]]; while his stories generally lack explicit sexual content, they're just as insane and misspelled. And if you were looking for accurate, faithful depictions of a work and its characters? [[OOC|Look]] [[Out of Character|elsewhere.]] TPPE's material consists mostly of: |
How does one describe THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE? Hmm, tough. The best description would probably be a slightly [[Lighter and Softer]] version of [[Comics Nix]]; while his stories generally lack explicit sexual content, they're just as insane and misspelled. And if you were looking for accurate, faithful depictions of a work and its characters? [[OOC|Look]] [[Out of Character|elsewhere.]] TPPE's material consists mostly of: |
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* Nonsensical ''[[Sly Cooper]]'' crackfics relying mostly on [[Refuge in Vulgarity]], including [[Cluster F-Bomb|cluster F bombs]], [[Groin Attack|groin attacks]], and <s> Murray</s> [[Butt Monkey|"Murry"]] being either made fun of for being "fat and retarded", brutally killed, or both. |
* Nonsensical ''[[Sly Cooper]]'' crackfics relying mostly on [[Refuge in Vulgarity]], including [[Cluster F-Bomb|cluster F bombs]], [[Groin Attack|groin attacks]], and <s> Murray</s> [[Butt Monkey|"Murry"]] being either made fun of for being "fat and retarded", brutally killed, or both. |
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* Death fics simply titled [[Exactly What It Says |
* Death fics simply titled [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|"(character name) Dies A Horrible/Violent/Painful Death"]], which are the EXACT same story written line for line, only with different character names and small details pasted in. In these stories, various characters are [[Bloody Hilarious|brutally]] [[Gorn|dismembered]] by a [[Comedic Sociopath|serial killer]] named [[Card-Carrying Villain|Evil]] Inspector Andy. In the introductions, he claims that he "loves" these characters and has dolls of them that he sleeps with every night. The words he uses to describe the their "accents" are also quite interesting. (What exactly does a [[Seinfeld|"gay accent"]] sound like? What's a [[House MD|"dr accent"]]? How about a [[Psychonauts|"Big-Head accent"]]? A [[SpongeBob SquarePants|"retard accent"]] A [[Garfield|"cat accent"]]?) |
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It's a strong possibility that TPPE is a [[Troll Fic|troll]] (he all but admitted it in ''[ |
It's a strong possibility that TPPE is a [[Troll Fic|troll]] (he all but admitted it in ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20200304193230/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3281580/1/Believe Believe]''). But he's certainly...''interesting''. |
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[http://slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/ He's also on] [[Deviant ART]]! |
[http://slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/ He's also on] [[Deviant ART]]! |
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=== Stories: === |
=== Stories: === |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Indiana Jones Dot Com]]'' |
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* ''[[Red Dead Redemption but |
* ''[[Red Dead Redemption but with a Good Ending]]'' |
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=== Tropes: === |
=== Tropes: === |
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* [[Anachronism Stew]]: John Marston plays a Playstation 3, makes a jetpack, drives a Ferrari, plays basketball, and plays X-Box 360 in [ |
* [[Anachronism Stew]]: John Marston plays a Playstation 3, makes a jetpack, drives a Ferrari, plays basketball, and plays X-Box 360 in [https://web.archive.org/web/20200108083312/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7157007/1/Red_Dead_Redemption_But_With_A_Good_Ending Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending]. |
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* [[An Aesop]]: ''Crack Is Wack'' and ''Sly Gets Wasted''. |
* [[An Aesop]]: ''Crack Is Wack'' and ''Sly Gets Wasted''. |
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* [[A Date |
* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]: Shows up often - including [[The Phantom Menace|Jar-Jar Binks]] masturbating to [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Jabba the Hutt]]. |
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* [[The Bad Guy Wins]]: Evil Inspector Andy almost always succeeds in killing his targets and getting away with it. |
* [[The Bad Guy Wins]]: Evil Inspector Andy almost always succeeds in killing his targets and getting away with it. |
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* [[Beige Prose]]: His writing is ''very'' simplistic. |
* [[Beige Prose]]: His writing is ''very'' simplistic. |
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* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Done quite a bit in some of his fanfics including "Sly Becomes Mr. Hands" and "Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant". |
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Done quite a bit in some of his fanfics including "Sly Becomes Mr. Hands" and "Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant". |
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* [[Butt Monkey]]: Dear ''God'', <s> Murray</s> [[Sly Cooper|Murry.]] Although it is completely averted in [ |
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Dear ''God'', <s> Murray</s> [[Sly Cooper|Murry.]] Although it is completely averted in [https://web.archive.org/web/20200304193047/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7154161/1/Sly_Goes_To_the_Dentist Sly Goes To the Dentist]. |
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* [[But You Screw One Goat!|But You Screw ALL The Horses]]: The ending of Sly Becomes Mr. Hands. |
* [[But You Screw One Goat!|But You Screw ALL The Horses]]: The ending of Sly Becomes Mr. Hands. |
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* [[Camp Gay]]: This happens to <s>Clock</s> [[Sly Cooper|COCKwerk]] in ''[ |
* [[Camp Gay]]: This happens to <s>Clock</s> [[Sly Cooper|COCKwerk]] in ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20200304193047/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3871383/1/If_Clockwork_Was_Gay If Clockwork Was Gay]'', the horse in ''[http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=sly+cooper+mr.+hands#/d1axmdn Sly Cooper Becomes Mr.Hands]'', and the conductor in ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20200108083312/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7157007/1/Red_Dead_Redemption_But_With_A_Good_Ending Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending]''. |
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* [[Card-Carrying Villain]]: Evil Inspector Andy, as well as Doctor Jones in ''Indiana Jones.com''. |
* [[Card-Carrying Villain]]: Evil Inspector Andy, as well as Doctor Jones in ''Indiana Jones.com''. |
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* [[Cargo Ship]]: It's implied in a couple stories that <s> Murray</s> Murry loves his van a little ''too'' much. |
* [[Cargo Ship]]: It's implied in a couple stories that <s> Murray</s> Murry loves his van a little ''too'' much. |
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** Implied? It's made obvious in "Murry the Robot". |
** Implied? It's made obvious in "Murry the Robot". |
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* [[Comedic Sociopathy]]: All over the freaking place. |
* [[Comedic Sociopathy]]: All over the freaking place. |
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* [[Crack Fic]]: That's putting it mildly. |
* [[Crack Fic]]: That's putting it mildly. |
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* [[Digital Piracy Is Evil]]: ''[ |
* [[Digital Piracy Is Evil]]: ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20200808074630/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3696053/1/Sly_Makes_A_Bootleg_DVD_And_Goes_To_Jail Sly Makes A Bootleg DVD And Goes To Jail]''. |
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* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: In "The Inevitable: Jar Jar Binks Gets Killed", [[Star Wars|Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Mace Windu]] brutally kill [[Alien Scrappy|Jar-Jar Binks]], all because they caught him [[A Date |
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: In "The Inevitable: Jar Jar Binks Gets Killed", [[Star Wars|Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Mace Windu]] brutally kill [[Alien Scrappy|Jar-Jar Binks]], all because they caught him [[A Date with Rosie Palms|masturbating]]. |
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* [[Freaky Friday Flip]]: ''[ |
* [[Freaky Friday Flip]]: ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20200304193100/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3725427/1/Sneaky_Saturday Sneaky Saturday]''. |
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* [[Evil Twin]]: Bently's brother (Or Cousin?), "Nently" from [ |
* [[Evil Twin]]: Bently's brother (Or Cousin?), "Nently" from [https://web.archive.org/web/20200304193130/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3871406/1/Cooper_Makes_Hunting_Legalized Cooper Makes Hunting Legalized] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20200304193047/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7154161/1/Sly_Goes_To_the_Dentist Sly Goes To the Dentist]. |
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* [[Groin Attack]]: Too many to count. |
* [[Groin Attack]]: Too many to count. |
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* [[I Ate What?]]: The Crapburgers and "racoon tails" made in Murry's restaurant from [http://slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/art/Sly-Cooper-Opens-A-Resturant-78830353 Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant]. |
* [[I Ate What?]]: The Crapburgers and "racoon tails" made in Murry's restaurant from [http://slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/art/Sly-Cooper-Opens-A-Resturant-78830353 Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant]. |
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* [[Karma Houdini]]: Evil Inspector Andy almost never gets any form of comeuppance. |
* [[Karma Houdini]]: Evil Inspector Andy almost never gets any form of comeuppance. |
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* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast]]: Would ''you'' trust a guy named Evil Inspector Andy? |
* [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast]]: Would ''you'' trust a guy named Evil Inspector Andy? |
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* [[No Dead Body Poops]]: This happens to Murray in ''[ |
* [[No Dead Body Poops]]: This happens to Murray in ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20200304193135/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3183630/1/The_Return_of_Murray The Return of Murray]'', in a [[Shout-Out]] to Chef's death in ''[[South Park]]''. |
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* [[OOC]] |
* [[OOC]] |
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* [[ |
* [[Rickroll]]: Sung by Sly in [https://web.archive.org/web/20200304193047/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7154161/1/Sly_Goes_To_the_Dentist Sly Goes To the Dentist]. |
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* [[Shock Site]]: Makes several references to them. There are even a few stories where [[Sly Cooper|Sly]] decides to reenact them, with predictable results. |
* [[Shock Site]]: Makes several references to them. There are even a few stories where [[Sly Cooper|Sly]] decides to reenact them, with predictable results. |
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* [[Shout-Out]]: To [[Revenge of the Sith]] in "Murry the Robot", and ''[[South Park]]'' in "The Return of Murray". |
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* [[Straw Loser]]: "Kaiser Scott" in all of his appearances. He even loses to fights against [[Butt Monkey|"Murry"]]. |
* [[Straw Loser]]: "Kaiser Scott" in all of his appearances. He even loses to fights against [[Butt Monkey|"Murry"]]. |
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* [[Take That]]: His stories frequently feature "shout-outs" to flamers, most notably "Kaiser Scott". |
* [[Take That]]: His stories frequently feature "shout-outs" to flamers, most notably "Kaiser Scott". |
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* [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch]]: Used in "Sly And Bently Actually Make Iced Burritos". |
* [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch]]: Used in "Sly And Bently Actually Make Iced Burritos". |
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* [[Unfortunate Implications]]: Not just towards homosexuals in the majority of his stories, but also Mexicans in [ |
* [[Unfortunate Implications]]: Not just towards homosexuals in the majority of his stories, but also Mexicans in [https://web.archive.org/web/20200108083312/https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7157007/1/Red_Dead_Redemption_But_With_A_Good_Ending Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending]. |
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* [[Unwilling Roboticisation]]: '' |
* [[Unwilling Roboticisation]]: ''[http://slipknotfan1.deviantart.com/art/Murry-the-robot-75563880?q=gallery%3Aslipknotfan1%2F9300117&qo=76 Murry The Robot]''. |
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* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Unlike in the games, [[Sly Cooper|the Cooper Gang]] are pretty much straight criminals with very few sympathetic qualities. |
* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Unlike in the games, [[Sly Cooper|the Cooper Gang]] are pretty much straight criminals with very few sympathetic qualities. |
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Latest revision as of 00:31, 31 August 2021
THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE (formerly known as Baconator) is an... erm... interesting fanfiction writer.
How does one describe THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE? Hmm, tough. The best description would probably be a slightly Lighter and Softer version of Comics Nix; while his stories generally lack explicit sexual content, they're just as insane and misspelled. And if you were looking for accurate, faithful depictions of a work and its characters? Look elsewhere. TPPE's material consists mostly of:
- Nonsensical Sly Cooper crackfics relying mostly on Refuge in Vulgarity, including cluster F bombs, groin attacks, and
Murray"Murry" being either made fun of for being "fat and retarded", brutally killed, or both. - Death fics simply titled "(character name) Dies A Horrible/Violent/Painful Death", which are the EXACT same story written line for line, only with different character names and small details pasted in. In these stories, various characters are brutally dismembered by a serial killer named Evil Inspector Andy. In the introductions, he claims that he "loves" these characters and has dolls of them that he sleeps with every night. The words he uses to describe the their "accents" are also quite interesting. (What exactly does a "gay accent" sound like? What's a "dr accent"? How about a "Big-Head accent"? A "retard accent" A "cat accent"?)
It's a strong possibility that TPPE is a troll (he all but admitted it in Believe). But he's certainly...interesting.
There are a few dramatic readings of his works right here.
Stories:
Tropes:
- Anachronism Stew: John Marston plays a Playstation 3, makes a jetpack, drives a Ferrari, plays basketball, and plays X-Box 360 in Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending.
- An Aesop: Crack Is Wack and Sly Gets Wasted.
- A Date with Rosie Palms: Shows up often - including Jar-Jar Binks masturbating to Jabba the Hutt.
- The Bad Guy Wins: Evil Inspector Andy almost always succeeds in killing his targets and getting away with it.
- Beige Prose: His writing is very simplistic.
- Black Comedy Rape: Done quite a bit in some of his fanfics including "Sly Becomes Mr. Hands" and "Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant".
- Butt Monkey: Dear God,
MurrayMurry. Although it is completely averted in Sly Goes To the Dentist. - But You Screw ALL The Horses: The ending of Sly Becomes Mr. Hands.
- Camp Gay: This happens to
ClockCOCKwerk in If Clockwork Was Gay, the horse in Sly Cooper Becomes Mr.Hands, and the conductor in Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending. - Card-Carrying Villain: Evil Inspector Andy, as well as Doctor Jones in Indiana Jones.com.
- Cargo Ship: It's implied in a couple stories that
MurrayMurry loves his van a little too much.- Implied? It's made obvious in "Murry the Robot".
- Comedic Sociopathy: All over the freaking place.
- Crack Fic: That's putting it mildly.
- Digital Piracy Is Evil: Sly Makes A Bootleg DVD And Goes To Jail.
- Disproportionate Retribution: In "The Inevitable: Jar Jar Binks Gets Killed", Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Mace Windu brutally kill Jar-Jar Binks, all because they caught him masturbating.
- Freaky Friday Flip: Sneaky Saturday.
- Evil Twin: Bently's brother (Or Cousin?), "Nently" from Cooper Makes Hunting Legalized and Sly Goes To the Dentist.
- Groin Attack: Too many to count.
- I Ate What?: The Crapburgers and "racoon tails" made in Murry's restaurant from Sly Cooper Opens A Resturant.
- Jerkass: It'd be easier to name the characters who aren't this trope.
- Karma Houdini: Evil Inspector Andy almost never gets any form of comeuppance.
- Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Would you trust a guy named Evil Inspector Andy?
- No Dead Body Poops: This happens to Murray in The Return of Murray, in a Shout-Out to Chef's death in South Park.
- OOC
- Rickroll: Sung by Sly in Sly Goes To the Dentist.
- Shock Site: Makes several references to them. There are even a few stories where Sly decides to reenact them, with predictable results.
- Shout-Out: To Revenge of the Sith in "Murry the Robot", and South Park in "The Return of Murray".
- Straw Loser: "Kaiser Scott" in all of his appearances. He even loses to fights against "Murry".
- Take That: His stories frequently feature "shout-outs" to flamers, most notably "Kaiser Scott".
- This Is for Emphasis, Bitch: Used in "Sly And Bently Actually Make Iced Burritos".
- Unfortunate Implications: Not just towards homosexuals in the majority of his stories, but also Mexicans in Red Dead Redemption But With A Good Ending.
- Unwilling Roboticisation: Murry The Robot.
- Villain Protagonist: Unlike in the games, the Cooper Gang are pretty much straight criminals with very few sympathetic qualities.