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=== ultamite nineball's works provide examples of: ===
== ultamite nineball's works provide examples of ==
* [[Abusive Parents]]: Jacob towards Blain.
* [[Abusive Parents]]: Jacob towards Blain.
* [[Accidental Innuendo]]: Perhaps worst is the bit where Leif attacks a rapist with the words "Now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity". Disregarding his impressive lung capacity, what the hell is he ''doing'' with those magical knives?
* [[Accidental Innuendo]]: Perhaps worst is the bit where Leif attacks a rapist with the words "Now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity". Disregarding his impressive lung capacity, what the hell is he ''doing'' with those magical knives?
** [[Averted Trope|Well, considering this is]] [[Ultamite Nineball]] [[Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?|we are talking about here,]]... probably not that much.
** [[Averted Trope|Well, considering this is]] Ultamite Nineball [[Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?|we are talking about here,]]... probably not that much.
* [[Aerith and Bob]]: Characters' names include Leif, Maoimi, Aveena, Karas, Thrnos, Monroe and Arnold.
* [[Aerith and Bob]]: Characters' names include Leif, Maoimi, Aveena, Karas, Thrnos, Monroe and Arnold.
* [[Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny]]: Raynold's only defining characteristic.
* [[Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny]]: Raynold's only defining characteristic.
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* [[Beige Prose]]: "Ahh he yelled as he slashed him his blood hit the floor."
* [[Beige Prose]]: "Ahh he yelled as he slashed him his blood hit the floor."
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Unintentionally so.
* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Unintentionally so.
* [[BLAM Episode]]
* [[Non Sequitur Episode]]
* [[Boring Invincible Hero]]: There are no opponents who could present any sort of challenge to Zain or Leif.
* [[Boring Invincible Hero]]: There are no opponents who could present any sort of challenge to Zain or Leif.
* [[Canon Defilement]]
* [[Canon Defilement]]
* [[Cardboard Prison]]: Arnold talks his guards into letting him out and joining him in revenge against Leif.
* [[Cardboard Prison]]: Arnold talks his guards into letting him out and joining him in revenge against Leif.
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: See [[Narm]].
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: See [[Narm]].
* [[Curb Stomp Battle]]: Zain and Leif against everyone they fight. Lampshaded in Leif's encounter with three of Arnold's guards (who, to be fair, as [[Mook|Mooks]], wouldn't give most heroes any trouble, either).
* [[Curb Stomp Battle]]: Zain and Leif against everyone they fight. Lampshaded in Leif's encounter with three of Arnold's guards (who, to be fair, as [[Mook]]s, wouldn't give most heroes any trouble, either).
* [[Darker and Edgier]]: Well, at least it's trying to be.
* [[Darker and Edgier]]: Well, at least it's trying to be.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: At one point, Thrnos bows twice in a single run-on sentence.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: At one point, Thrnos bows twice in a single run-on sentence.
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"ultamite nineball" officially spelled with All Lowercase Letters was a Fanfic writer in the Redwall fandom known for his uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh interesting writing style To this date he has written only three fics respectively titled "Blood omen" "soulless shell" and "Enough" but those were enough to cement his notoriety

Yes, he has quite a problem with punctuation.


ultamite nineball's works provide examples of

Ara: "Wait, wait, she's seventeen? We've been making paedophile jokes the whole time for a reason, she acts like she's seven!"

"It's really just the 'Arnold' bit that's bugging me, because the first thing I thought of was the governor of California. You can tell the author's just out of ideas."