Ultamite Nineball: Difference between revisions

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Content added Content deleted
VisualWikitext
m (Mass update links)
m (Mass update links)
Line 45: Line 45:
* [[MS Ting]]: See links.
* [[MS Ting]]: See links.
* [[Narm]]: "Leif walked into the alley SO ARNOLD HE YELLLED TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MORE POOR YOUNG GIRLS EH I GUESS I WAS TOO LATE TO STOP YOU FROM TAKING THIS YOUNG GIRLS INNOCENCE BUT IT IS NOT TO LATE FOR ME TO KILL YOU."
* [[Narm]]: "Leif walked into the alley SO ARNOLD HE YELLLED TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MORE POOR YOUNG GIRLS EH I GUESS I WAS TOO LATE TO STOP YOU FROM TAKING THIS YOUNG GIRLS INNOCENCE BUT IT IS NOT TO LATE FOR ME TO KILL YOU."
* [[New Powers As the Plot Demands]]: Particularly Zain, who literally develops a new power with every fight scene.
* [[New Powers as the Plot Demands]]: Particularly Zain, who literally develops a new power with every fight scene.
* [[No Ending]]: All three fics. He appears to have become bored and/or discouraged by the lack of reviews.
* [[No Ending]]: All three fics. He appears to have become bored and/or discouraged by the lack of reviews.
* [[No Indoor Voice]]: Characters SHOUT A LOT. Described by someone on [[Live Journal]] thus: "It's like Bruce Banner and the Hulk, except when Leif gets pissed off, he turns into Captain Capslock."
* [[No Indoor Voice]]: Characters SHOUT A LOT. Described by someone on [[Live Journal]] thus: "It's like Bruce Banner and the Hulk, except when Leif gets pissed off, he turns into Captain Capslock."
Line 55: Line 55:
* [[Older Than They Look|Older Than They Sound]]: Maoimi.
* [[Older Than They Look|Older Than They Sound]]: Maoimi.
* [[One-Winged Angel]]: Leif's bizarre winged transformation, which comes completely out of left field.
* [[One-Winged Angel]]: Leif's bizarre winged transformation, which comes completely out of left field.
* [[Rape As Drama]]
* [[Rape as Drama]]
* [[Reasonable Authority Figure]]: Leif.
* [[Reasonable Authority Figure]]: Leif.
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]]: Leif.
* [[Red Eyes, Take Warning]]: Leif.
Line 62: Line 62:
* [[Rule of Cool]]: If he's writing in seriousness, this is probably what the writer is going for.
* [[Rule of Cool]]: If he's writing in seriousness, this is probably what the writer is going for.
* [[Scars Are Forever]]: On Rajh.
* [[Scars Are Forever]]: On Rajh.
* [[Shout-Out]]: The "crimson king" routine is a reference to the [[Demons and Wizards]] song "Crimson King". The song itself was based on [[The Dark Tower]], though it's unclear if the writer knows this. Also, during "Blood omen", Zain sings the [[Helloween (Music)|Helloween]] song "Keeper of the Seven Keys" for reasons having apparently nothing to do with the story.
* [[Shout-Out]]: The "crimson king" routine is a reference to the [[Demons and Wizards]] song "Crimson King". The song itself was based on [[The Dark Tower]], though it's unclear if the writer knows this. Also, during "Blood omen", Zain sings the [[Helloween]] song "Keeper of the Seven Keys" for reasons having apparently nothing to do with the story.
* [[Sinister Scythe]]: Zain wields a scythe, which he keeps in [[Hammerspace]].
* [[Sinister Scythe]]: Zain wields a scythe, which he keeps in [[Hammerspace]].
* [[Snark Bait]]
* [[Snark Bait]]
* [[So Bad It's Good]]
* [[So Bad It's Good]]
* [[Spell My Name With an "S"]]: Raynold/Reynold and Akira/Akria.
* [[Spell My Name with an "S"]]: Raynold/Reynold and Akira/Akria.
* [[Stealth Parody]]/[[Troll Fic]]: The quality implies it's intentionally bad, though there's something eerily earnest about it.
* [[Stealth Parody]]/[[Troll Fic]]: The quality implies it's intentionally bad, though there's something eerily earnest about it.
* [[Talking Is a Free Action]]: Leif spends a long time yelling at Arnold before actually attacking, and it doesn't occur to Arnold to run while he does this.
* [[Talking Is a Free Action]]: Leif spends a long time yelling at Arnold before actually attacking, and it doesn't occur to Arnold to run while he does this.
Line 76: Line 76:
* [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight]]: Nobody reacts in the slightest to Leif or Zain's monster forms and beam-shooting.
* [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight]]: Nobody reacts in the slightest to Leif or Zain's monster forms and beam-shooting.
* [[Waif Fu]]: The first fight scene in "soulless shell" with Leif learning to shoot beams from his paw takes place when Leif is only three or four (we think, it's quite hard to tell with the clumsy pacing).
* [[Waif Fu]]: The first fight scene in "soulless shell" with Leif learning to shoot beams from his paw takes place when Leif is only three or four (we think, it's quite hard to tell with the clumsy pacing).
* [[Wanton Cruelty to The Common Comma]]: When there actually ''is'' any punctuation whatever.
* [[Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma]]: When there actually ''is'' any punctuation whatever.
* [[Verbal Tic]]: Leif often inserts "eh" into his sentences.
* [[Verbal Tic]]: Leif often inserts "eh" into his sentences.


Revision as of 20:41, 9 April 2014

"ultamite nineball" officially spelled with All Lowercase Letters was a Fanfic writer in the Redwall fandom known for his uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh interesting writing style To this date he has written only three fics respectively titled "Blood omen" "soulless shell" and "Enough" but those were enough to cement his notoriety

Yes, he has quite a problem with punctuation.

ultamite nineball's works provide examples of:

 Ara: "Wait, wait, she's seventeen? We've been making paedophile jokes the whole time for a reason, she acts like she's seven!"

 "It's really just the 'Arnold' bit that's bugging me, because the first thing I thought of was the governor of California. You can tell the author's just out of ideas."

Retrieved from "https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Ultamite_Nineball?oldid=943884"