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== Green Lantern ==
== Green Lantern ==
* The [[Green Lantern]] Corps Oath:
* The [[Green Lantern]] Corps Oath:
{{quote| "''[[Cue the Sun|In brightest day]], [[Darkest Hour|in blackest night]]<br />
{{quote|"''[[Cue the Sun|In brightest day]], [[Darkest Hour|in blackest night]]<br />
[[Detect Evil|No evil shall escape my sight]]<br />
[[Detect Evil|No evil shall escape my sight]]<br />
[[Super Villain|Let those who worship evil's might]]<br />
[[Super Villain|Let those who worship evil's might]]<br />
[[Holy Hand Grenade|Beware my power]]--[[Light Is Good|Green Lantern's light!]]''" }}
[[Holy Hand Grenade|Beware my power]]--[[Light Is Good|Green Lantern's light!]]''" }}
* The Sinestro Corps Oath:
* The Sinestro Corps Oath:
{{quote| "''[[Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad|In blackest day, in brightest night,]]<br />
{{quote|"''[[Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad|In blackest day, in brightest night,]]<br />
[[Light Is Not Good|Beware your fears made into light]]<br />
[[Light Is Not Good|Beware your fears made into light]]<br />
[[Knight Templar|Let those who try to stop what's right]]<br />
[[Knight Templar|Let those who try to stop what's right]]<br />
[[Kill It with Fire|Burn like his power]]<ref>Sinestro's version is "Burn like MY power"</ref>--[[Magnificent Bastard|Sinestro's might!]]''" }}
[[Kill It with Fire|Burn like his power]]<ref>Sinestro's version is "Burn like MY power"</ref>--[[Magnificent Bastard|Sinestro's might!]]''" }}
* The Red Lanterns' oath:
* The Red Lanterns' oath:
{{quote| "''[[The Power of Blood|With blood and]] [[The Berserker|rage of]] [[Color Coded for Your Convenience|crimson red]]<br />
{{quote|"''[[The Power of Blood|With blood and]] [[The Berserker|rage of]] [[Color Coded for Your Convenience|crimson red]]<br />
[[Take Up My Sword|Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead]]<br />
[[Take Up My Sword|Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead]]<br />
[[The Power of Hate|Together with our hellish hate]]<br />
[[The Power of Hate|Together with our hellish hate]]<br />
[[Unstoppable Rage|We'll burn you all]]--[[Cycle of Revenge|that is]] [[Revenge Before Reason|your fate!]]''" }}
[[Unstoppable Rage|We'll burn you all]]--[[Cycle of Revenge|that is]] [[Revenge Before Reason|your fate!]]''" }}
** [[Green Lantern the Animated Series]] tweaks it:
** [[Green Lantern the Animated Series]] tweaks it:
{{quote| ''With blood and rage of crimson red,<br />
{{quote|''With blood and rage of crimson red,
We fill mens' souls with darkest dread,<br />
We fill mens' souls with darkest dread,
And twist your minds to pain and hate.<br />
And twist your minds to pain and hate.
We'll burn you all--that is your fate!'' }}
We'll burn you all--that is your fate!'' }}
** Aya later tries to modify it so Razer won't feel bad about having to use the oath to recharge his ring. It doesn't work, but it's a good try.
** Aya later tries to modify it so Razer won't feel bad about having to use the oath to recharge his ring. It doesn't work, but it's a good try.
{{quote| ''The power of the crimson red,<br />
{{quote|''The power of the crimson red,
Can lead your soul away from dread,<br />
Can lead your soul away from dread,
And heal the deepest wounds of hate,<br />
And heal the deepest wounds of hate,
Let no one else decide your fate.'' }}
Let no one else decide your fate.'' }}
* The Power of Love takes a [[Took a Level In Badass|Level in Badass]] with the Star Sapphire Corps:
* The Power of Love takes a [[Took a Level In Badass|Level in Badass]] with the Star Sapphire Corps:
{{quote| "''[[Broken Bird|For hearts long lost and]] [[Angst|full of fright,]]<br />
{{quote|"''[[Broken Bird|For hearts long lost and]] [[Angst|full of fright,]]<br />
[[Solitary Tropes|For those alone in blackest night]],<br />
[[Solitary Tropes|For those alone in blackest night]],<br />
[[You Are Not Alone|Accept our ring and join our fight,]]<br />
[[You Are Not Alone|Accept our ring and join our fight,]]<br />
[[Power of Love|Love Conquers All]]-- [[Color Coded for Your Convenience|with violet light]]!''" }}
[[Power of Love|Love Conquers All]]-- [[Color Coded for Your Convenience|with violet light]]!''" }}
* The Blue Lanterns:
* The Blue Lanterns:
{{quote| "''[[The World Is Always Doomed|In fearful day, in raging night,]]<br />
{{quote|"''[[The World Is Always Doomed|In fearful day, in raging night,]]<br />
[[Heroic Resolve|With strong hearts full our souls ignite,]]<br />
[[Heroic Resolve|With strong hearts full our souls ignite,]]<br />
[[Despair Event Horizon|When all seems lost]] [[Darkest Hour|in the War of Light]],<br />
[[Despair Event Horizon|When all seems lost]] [[Darkest Hour|in the War of Light]],<br />
[[Hope Springs Eternal|Look to the stars—for hope burns bright!]]''" }}
[[Hope Springs Eternal|Look to the stars—for hope burns bright!]]''" }}
* As the only member of [[One-Man Army|The Orange Lantern Corps]], Larfleeze's oath hasn't been revealed ([[Lex Luthor]] says it's ... interesting). A popular [[Fanon]] version is:
* As the only member of [[One-Man Army|The Orange Lantern Corps]], Larfleeze's oath hasn't been revealed ([[Lex Luthor]] says it's ... interesting). A popular [[Fanon]] version is:
{{quote| "''[[Greed|This power is mine, this is my light.]] <br />
{{quote|"''[[Greed|This power is mine, this is my light.]] <br />
[[Greed|Be it in bright of day or black of night.]] <br />
[[Greed|Be it in bright of day or black of night.]] <br />
[[Greed|I lay claim to all that falls within my sight,]] <br />
[[Greed|I lay claim to all that falls within my sight,]] <br />
[[Greed|to take what I want, THAT IS MY RIGHT! ]]''" }}
[[Greed|to take what I want, THAT IS MY RIGHT! ]]''" }}
* The Indigo Tribe's is in [[Fictionary]] but it still sounds poetically badass:
* The Indigo Tribe's is in [[Fictionary]] but it still sounds poetically badass:
{{quote| "''[[The Unintelligible|Tor lorek san bor nakka mur.]]''<br />
{{quote|"''[[The Unintelligible|Tor lorek san bor nakka mur.]]''<br />
''[[The Unintelligible|Natromo faan tornek wot ur.]]''<br />
''[[The Unintelligible|Natromo faan tornek wot ur.]]''<br />
''[[The Unintelligible|Ter Lantern ker lo Abin Sur]]''<br />
''[[The Unintelligible|Ter Lantern ker lo Abin Sur]]''<br />
''[[The Unintelligible|Taan lek lek nok-- formorrow Sur!]]''" }}
''[[The Unintelligible|Taan lek lek nok-- formorrow Sur!]]''" }}
* And with the [[Blackest Night]], we now have a creed for the Black Lanterns:
* And with the [[Blackest Night]], we now have a creed for the Black Lanterns:
{{quote| "''[[The Stars Are Going Out|The blackest night falls from the skies,]]<br />
{{quote|"''[[The Stars Are Going Out|The blackest night falls from the skies,]]<br />
[[Dark Is Evil|The darkness grows, as all light dies]],<br />
[[Dark Is Evil|The darkness grows, as all light dies]],<br />
[[The Heartless|We crave your hearts and your demise,]]<br />
[[The Heartless|We crave your hearts and your demise,]]<br />
[[Necromancer|By my black hand]]-- [[Zombie Apocalypse|the dead shall rise]]!"'' }}
[[Necromancer|By my black hand]]-- [[Zombie Apocalypse|the dead shall rise]]!"'' }}
* Predating even the [[Green Lantern]] Corps is the ever ominous creed of the Manhunters:
* Predating even the [[Green Lantern]] Corps is the ever ominous creed of the Manhunters:
{{quote| [[Stern Chase|No man escapes]] [[The Determinator|the Manhunters]]!}}
{{quote|[[Stern Chase|No man escapes]] [[The Determinator|the Manhunters]]!}}
* The Alpha Lanterns of the [[Green Lantern]] Corps:
* The Alpha Lanterns of the [[Green Lantern]] Corps:
** Combining aspects of both the Corps and the Manhunters:
** Combining aspects of both the Corps and the Manhunters:
{{quote| "No Lantern escapes [[Internal Affairs|The Alpha Lanterns]]!"}}
{{quote|"No Lantern escapes [[Internal Affairs|The Alpha Lanterns]]!"}}
** And their own oath:
** And their own oath:
{{quote| "''[[Peace Through Superior Firepower|In days of peace]], [[Forever War|in nights of war]],<br />
{{quote|"''[[Peace Through Superior Firepower|In days of peace]], [[Forever War|in nights of war]],<br />
[[Lawful Neutral|Obey the laws forever more]],<br />
[[Lawful Neutral|Obey the laws forever more]],<br />
[[All Crimes Are Equal|Misconduct must be answered for]],<br />
[[All Crimes Are Equal|Misconduct must be answered for]],<br />
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* Some [[Green Lantern|Green Lanterns]] have their own version of the creed, such as
* Some [[Green Lantern|Green Lanterns]] have their own version of the creed, such as
** [[Plant Aliens|Plant Alien]] Medphyll:
** [[Plant Aliens|Plant Alien]] Medphyll:
{{quote| "[[The Lost Woods|In forest dark or glade beferned,]]<br />
{{quote|"[[The Lost Woods|In forest dark or glade beferned,]]<br />
[[Determinator|No blade of grass shall go unturned.]]<br />
[[Determinator|No blade of grass shall go unturned.]]<br />
[[Evil Is Not Well Lit|Let those that have the daylight spurned]],<br />
[[Evil Is Not Well Lit|Let those that have the daylight spurned]],<br />
[[Light Is Good|tread not where this green lamp has burned."]] }}
[[Light Is Good|tread not where this green lamp has burned."]] }}
** Jack T. Chance:
** Jack T. Chance:
{{quote| [[Wretched Hive|You who are wicked, evil, and mean]] -<br />
{{quote|[[Wretched Hive|You who are wicked, evil, and mean]] -<br />
[[Eviler Than Thou|I'm the nastiest creep you've ''ever'' seen!]]<br />
[[Eviler Than Thou|I'm the nastiest creep you've ''ever'' seen!]]<br />
[[Bring It|Come one, come all; put up a fight]];<br />
[[Bring It|Come one, come all; put up a fight]];<br />
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Yowza. }}
Yowza. }}
** [http://www.dcuguide.com/glcorps/profile.php?name=rotlopfan Rot Lop Fan], whose species is blind and have no concept of light:
** [http://www.dcuguide.com/glcorps/profile.php?name=rotlopfan Rot Lop Fan], whose species is blind and have no concept of light:
{{quote| "In loudest din or hush profound<br />
{{quote|"In loudest din or hush profound
My ears catch evil's slightest sound.<br />
My ears catch evil's slightest sound.
Let those who toll out evil's knell<br />
Let those who toll out evil's knell
Beware my power-- the F-Sharp Bell!" }}
Beware my power-- the F-Sharp Bell!" }}
** Kho, member of a genocidal race turned good and too Badass for a last name:
** Kho, member of a genocidal race turned good and too Badass for a last name:
{{quote| "[[Turncoat|Against dishonor and traitor's flight]]<br />
{{quote|"[[Turncoat|Against dishonor and traitor's flight]]<br />
[[Thicker Than Water|I stand beside my clan to fight]].<br />
[[Thicker Than Water|I stand beside my clan to fight]].<br />
[[Determinator|With dying breath I claw and bite]]<br />
[[Determinator|With dying breath I claw and bite]]<br />
[[Light Is Good|Beware my power-- Green Lantern's Light!]]" }}
[[Light Is Good|Beware my power-- Green Lantern's Light!]]" }}
** Sodam Yat, a Daxamite ([[Superman]] with a weakness to lead instead of kryptonite) combines the GL and Sinestro oaths as the last suviving GL (and from the sounds of it, the last surviving Lantern of ''any'' colour) in [[Legion of Super-Heroes (comics)|the 30th century]]:
** Sodam Yat, a Daxamite ([[Superman]] with a weakness to lead instead of kryptonite) combines the GL and Sinestro oaths as the last suviving GL (and from the sounds of it, the last surviving Lantern of ''any'' colour) in [[Legion of Super-Heroes (comics)|the 30th century]]:
{{quote| In brightest day, through [[Blackest Night]]!<br />
{{quote|In brightest day, through [[Blackest Night]]!
[[There Can Be Only One|No other Corps shall spread its light!]]<br />
[[There Can Be Only One|No other Corps shall spread its light!]]<br />
Let those who try to stop what's right,<br />
Let those who try to stop what's right,<br />
Burn like my power-- Green Lantern's light! }}
Burn like my power-- Green Lantern's light! }}
** [[Duck Dodgers]] (no, really):
** [[Duck Dodgers]] (no, really):
{{quote| In blackest day or brightest night<br />
{{quote|In blackest day or brightest night
Watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda yadda<br />
Watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda yadda
Erm...[[Batman|superstitious and cowardly lot]]<br />
Erm...[[Batman|superstitious and cowardly lot]]<br />
[[wikipedia:Pledge of Allegiance|With liberty and justice for all!]] }}
[[wikipedia:Pledge of Allegiance|With liberty and justice for all!]] }}
** Alan Scott, the [[The Golden Age of Comic Books|Golden Age]] [[Green Lantern]], whose oath was more poetic in its simplicity:
** Alan Scott, the [[The Golden Age of Comic Books|Golden Age]] [[Green Lantern]], whose oath was more poetic in its simplicity:
{{quote| And I will shed [[Light Is Good|my light]] over [[Dark Is Evil|dark evil]],<br />
{{quote|And I will shed [[Light Is Good|my light]] over [[Dark Is Evil|dark evil]],<br />
[[Good Hurts Evil|For the dark things cannot stand the light,]]<br />
[[Good Hurts Evil|For the dark things cannot stand the light,]]<br />
The light of the Green Lantern! }}
The light of the Green Lantern! }}
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** Also parodied when Wolverine was reduced to a childlike, prim mentality and gave his catchphrase, "I'm the best at what I do, and what I do... is so terribly pretty!" while holding up a paper doll chain.
** Also parodied when Wolverine was reduced to a childlike, prim mentality and gave his catchphrase, "I'm the best at what I do, and what I do... is so terribly pretty!" while holding up a paper doll chain.
* [[Superman]]:
* [[Superman]]:
{{quote| '' Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us. And on my soul, I swear -- until my dream of a world where dignity, honor and justice becomes the reality we all share -- I'll never stop fighting. Ever.''}}
{{quote|'' Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us. And on my soul, I swear -- until my dream of a world where dignity, honor and justice becomes the reality we all share -- I'll never stop fighting. Ever.''}}
** [[Kingdom Come|"There is a right and a wrong in this universe. And that distinction is not hard to make."]]
** [[Kingdom Come|"There is a right and a wrong in this universe. And that distinction is not hard to make."]]
** The Iconic "I fight for Truth, Justice and The American Way"
** The Iconic "I fight for Truth, Justice and The American Way"
** The Pledge of a Superman, from at least ''World's Finest Comics'' #213:
** The Pledge of a Superman, from at least ''World's Finest Comics'' #213:
{{quote| ''I will use this power for all the good that can be done...''<br />
{{quote|''I will use this power for all the good that can be done...''
''To work for peace...''<br />
''To work for peace...''
''To encourage virtue...''<br />
''To encourage virtue...''
''And above all, to preserve life, in all its forms...''<br />
''And above all, to preserve life, in all its forms...''
''Or failing in that, to give up this power...forever!'' }}
''Or failing in that, to give up this power...forever!'' }}
* [[The DCU|Darkseid]] has officially reached this level of badass creed in the JLA book ''Rock of Ages''.
* [[The DCU|Darkseid]] has officially reached this level of badass creed in the JLA book ''Rock of Ages''.
{{quote| '''Announcer''' On your knees for the Master!<br />
{{quote|'''Announcer''' On your knees for the Master!
The hour has come! HE has come!<br />
The hour has come! HE has come!
Who is beyond good and evil?<br />
Who is beyond good and evil?
Who is the prophet of Anti-Life?<br />
Who is the prophet of Anti-Life?
Who is the Rock and the Chain and the Lightning?<br />
Who is the Rock and the Chain and the Lightning?
All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering!<br />
All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering!
WHO IS YOUR NEW GOD NOW AND FOREVER?<br />
WHO IS YOUR NEW GOD NOW AND FOREVER?
'''Darkseid''': Darkseid is. }}
'''Darkseid''': Darkseid is. }}
** Dan Turpin from the [[DCAU]] kinda took the wind out of his [[Badass Boast]].
** Dan Turpin from the [[DCAU]] kinda took the wind out of his [[Badass Boast]].
{{quote| '''Turpin''': {{spoiler|In a pig's eye!}} }}
{{quote|'''Turpin''': {{spoiler|In a pig's eye!}} }}
* [[Judge Dredd]], '' I am the Law!''
* [[Judge Dredd]], '' I am the Law!''
* "[[Spider-Man|With great power]] [[Comes Great Responsibility]]" counts, right?
* "[[Spider-Man|With great power]] [[Comes Great Responsibility]]" counts, right?
** It should. Otherwise, Spider-Man's badass creed consists of shutting up. Which, if you actually think about it, is frightening in its own right.
** It should. Otherwise, Spider-Man's badass creed consists of shutting up. Which, if you actually think about it, is frightening in its own right.
* Matt Wagner's "[[Grendel|Grendels]]" have this Oath of Obedience (taking at least one riff from one of the other [[Badass Creed|Badass Creeds]] on this page):
* Matt Wagner's "[[Grendel|Grendels]]" have this Oath of Obedience (taking at least one riff from one of the other [[Badass Creed|Badass Creeds]] on this page):
{{quote| "With Orion's sword the hunter arose and conquered the world with fury and grace<br />
{{quote|"With Orion's sword the hunter arose and conquered the world with fury and grace
In him was I born, in him shall I die, in him shall I lose name, station and face<br />
In him was I born, in him shall I die, in him shall I lose name, station and face
Death over weakness, death over despair, death over personal gain<br />
Death over weakness, death over despair, death over personal gain
Death over dishonor, death over undeath, death over the fire with no flame<br />
Death over dishonor, death over undeath, death over the fire with no flame
All this I pledge thee O Grendel, Great Khan, to serve and protect over death's endless tide<br />
All this I pledge thee O Grendel, Great Khan, to serve and protect over death's endless tide
With your word in my heart, your eyes in my face and your tooth in my hand, by my side"<br />
With your word in my heart, your eyes in my face and your tooth in my hand, by my side"
''Vivat Grendel!'' }}
''Vivat Grendel!'' }}
* [[The Flash]]: ''"My name is [[Legacy Character|Jay Garrick/Barry Allen/Wally West/Bart Allen]]. Who am I? I'm the Flash, the Fastest Man Alive."''
* [[The Flash]]: ''"My name is [[Legacy Character|Jay Garrick/Barry Allen/Wally West/Bart Allen]]. Who am I? I'm the Flash, the Fastest Man Alive."''
** Barry declares what it means to be The Flash as he runs himself to death saving the entire multiverse in JLA Incarnations #5:
** Barry declares what it means to be The Flash as he runs himself to death saving the entire multiverse in JLA Incarnations #5:
{{quote| "Light calling to me...drawing me forward...what is it? I hear it in my heart.<br />
{{quote|"Light calling to me...drawing me forward...what is it? I hear it in my heart.
The essence of what I am. The source and the end. Speed itself.<br />
The essence of what I am. The source and the end. Speed itself.
It reminds me. What I stand for. What the League stands for.<br />
It reminds me. What I stand for. What the League stands for.
My life doesn’t matter. I can save them. If I just let go...<br />
My life doesn’t matter. I can save them. If I just let go...
and then I am in it and I am a part of it and I am everywhere.<br />
and then I am in it and I am a part of it and I am everywhere.
I am the lightning and I am reaching out.<br />
I am the lightning and I am reaching out.
And there are no accidents!'' }}
And there are no accidents!'' }}
* ''[[Beast Wars]]'': No mercy! No limits! NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE!
* ''[[Beast Wars]]'': No mercy! No limits! NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE!
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* "I am the [[Immortal Iron Fist|Iron Fist]]. I stand before the unstoppable hordes...and I hold them back. That's what I do. What I've always done. I am the Iron Fist. I hold back the storm...When nothing else can."
* "I am the [[Immortal Iron Fist|Iron Fist]]. I stand before the unstoppable hordes...and I hold them back. That's what I do. What I've always done. I am the Iron Fist. I hold back the storm...When nothing else can."
* [[Preacher (Comic Book)|Jesse Custer]] learned his from his father, cribbed from [[John Wayne]];
* [[Preacher (Comic Book)|Jesse Custer]] learned his from his father, cribbed from [[John Wayne]];
{{quote| '''John Custer''': ''Don't take no shit off fools. Judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the '''right thing'''. Be one of the good guys. 'Cause there's way too many of the bad.''}}
{{quote|'''John Custer''': ''Don't take no shit off fools. Judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the '''right thing'''. Be one of the good guys. 'Cause there's way too many of the bad.''}}
* Frank Drake of the Nightstalkers distills the entirety of Silver Age Superhero philosophy into four words. Do good. Fight evil.
* Frank Drake of the Nightstalkers distills the entirety of Silver Age Superhero philosophy into four words. Do good. Fight evil.
* The Golden Age Sandman, as revived in the 1990's [[Sandman Mystery Theatre]] series: "None can escape the Sandman's dark dream."
* The Golden Age Sandman, as revived in the 1990's [[Sandman Mystery Theatre]] series: "None can escape the Sandman's dark dream."
** He also used to leave a poem on his defeated opponents: "There is no land beyond the law / Where tyrants rule with unshakable power! / 'Tis but a dream from which the evil wake / To face their fate, their terrifying hour!"
** He also used to leave a poem on his defeated opponents: "There is no land beyond the law / Where tyrants rule with unshakable power! / 'Tis but a dream from which the evil wake / To face their fate, their terrifying hour!"
* In the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] series, but most commonly the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|Archie]] comics, theres always a badass creed used to summon upon the power of one of the emeralds, usually the Master Emerald, for a specific request, usually along the lines of "The servers are the seven chaos emerald, chaos is power, enriched by the heart" followed by the request. The badass-ness of this is shown in its full height at the end of the Enerjak arc, as Knuckles and Doctor Finitevus both channel the energy of the Master Emerald and prepare to strike the other down with one energy charged punch, in a way that seems to invoke the feeling of a battle between Hal Jordan and Sinestro.
* In the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] series, but most commonly the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|Archie]] comics, theres always a badass creed used to summon upon the power of one of the emeralds, usually the Master Emerald, for a specific request, usually along the lines of "The servers are the seven chaos emerald, chaos is power, enriched by the heart" followed by the request. The badass-ness of this is shown in its full height at the end of the Enerjak arc, as Knuckles and Doctor Finitevus both channel the energy of the Master Emerald and prepare to strike the other down with one energy charged punch, in a way that seems to invoke the feeling of a battle between Hal Jordan and Sinestro.
{{quote| '''Knuckles''': The servers are the seven chaos...<br />
{{quote|'''Knuckles''': The servers are the seven chaos...
'''Finitevus''': The servants are the seven chaos...<br />
'''Finitevus''': The servants are the seven chaos...
'''Knuckles''': Chaos is power, enriched by the heart...<br />
'''Knuckles''': Chaos is power, enriched by the heart...
'''Finitevus''': Chaos is power, controlled by my will..<br />
'''Finitevus''': Chaos is power, controlled by my will..
'''Knuckles''': The controller exists to unify the chaos!<br />
'''Knuckles''': The controller exists to unify the chaos!
'''Finitevus''': The controller exists to enslave the chaos! }}
'''Finitevus''': The controller exists to enslave the chaos! }}
* [[Krypto the Superdog]] was part of the Space Canine Patrol Agency, whose slogan is as follows: "[[wikipedia:Sirius|Big Dog! Big Dog!]] Bow wow wow! We'll crush evil... Now, now, now!" If "big dog, big dog, bow wow wow" sounds anticlimactic, it's because it's a [[Shout-Out]] to the Yale chorus ("Bulldog, bulldog, bow wow wow...")
* [[Krypto the Superdog]] was part of the Space Canine Patrol Agency, whose slogan is as follows: "[[wikipedia:Sirius|Big Dog! Big Dog!]] Bow wow wow! We'll crush evil... Now, now, now!" If "big dog, big dog, bow wow wow" sounds anticlimactic, it's because it's a [[Shout-Out]] to the Yale chorus ("Bulldog, bulldog, bow wow wow...")

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  • The Green Lantern Corps oath is one of the most prominent examples. It's traditionally recited to keep time while charging the Power Rings, though Lanterns will also say it just to be Badass. Beyond that, several Lanterns have written their own custom oaths, and rival Corps have appeared with their own oaths, so we've filed them all away in their own folder:

Green Lantern

  • The Sinestro Corps Oath:
  • The Red Lanterns' oath:

With blood and rage of crimson red,
We fill mens' souls with darkest dread,
And twist your minds to pain and hate.
We'll burn you all--that is your fate!

    • Aya later tries to modify it so Razer won't feel bad about having to use the oath to recharge his ring. It doesn't work, but it's a good try.

The power of the crimson red,
Can lead your soul away from dread,
And heal the deepest wounds of hate,
Let no one else decide your fate.

  • The Blue Lanterns:
  • The Indigo Tribe's is in Fictionary but it still sounds poetically badass:
  • And with the Blackest Night, we now have a creed for the Black Lanterns:
  • Predating even the Green Lantern Corps is the ever ominous creed of the Manhunters:
  • The Alpha Lanterns of the Green Lantern Corps:
    • Combining aspects of both the Corps and the Manhunters:

"No Lantern escapes The Alpha Lanterns!"

    • And their own oath:
    • Jack T. Chance:
    • Rot Lop Fan, whose species is blind and have no concept of light:

"In loudest din or hush profound
My ears catch evil's slightest sound.
Let those who toll out evil's knell
Beware my power-- the F-Sharp Bell!"

    • Kho, member of a genocidal race turned good and too Badass for a last name:
    • Sodam Yat, a Daxamite (Superman with a weakness to lead instead of kryptonite) combines the GL and Sinestro oaths as the last suviving GL (and from the sounds of it, the last surviving Lantern of any colour) in the 30th century:

In brightest day, through Blackest Night!
No other Corps shall spread its light!

Let those who try to stop what's right,

Burn like my power-- Green Lantern's light!

In blackest day or brightest night
Watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda yadda
Erm...superstitious and cowardly lot

With liberty and justice for all!

And I will shed my light over dark evil,

For the dark things cannot stand the light,

The light of the Green Lantern!


  • Wolverine's "I'm the best there is at what I do."
    • The full quote is, "I'm the best there is at what I do -- but what I do best isn't very nice."
    • Parodied in the 1980's Nightcrawler limited series, when a Wolverine-caricature started to say that what he does best is "Guzzle beer." (He actually cut himself off right after the "B" and substituted "Commit mayhem!")
    • Also parodied when Wolverine was reduced to a childlike, prim mentality and gave his catchphrase, "I'm the best at what I do, and what I do... is so terribly pretty!" while holding up a paper doll chain.
  • Superman:

Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us. And on my soul, I swear -- until my dream of a world where dignity, honor and justice becomes the reality we all share -- I'll never stop fighting. Ever.

I will use this power for all the good that can be done...
To work for peace...
To encourage virtue...
And above all, to preserve life, in all its forms...
Or failing in that, to give up this power...forever!

  • Darkseid has officially reached this level of badass creed in the JLA book Rock of Ages.

Announcer On your knees for the Master!
The hour has come! HE has come!
Who is beyond good and evil?
Who is the prophet of Anti-Life?
Who is the Rock and the Chain and the Lightning?
All powerful! All unforgiving! All conquering!
WHO IS YOUR NEW GOD NOW AND FOREVER?
Darkseid: Darkseid is.

Turpin: In a pig's eye!

"With Orion's sword the hunter arose and conquered the world with fury and grace
In him was I born, in him shall I die, in him shall I lose name, station and face
Death over weakness, death over despair, death over personal gain
Death over dishonor, death over undeath, death over the fire with no flame
All this I pledge thee O Grendel, Great Khan, to serve and protect over death's endless tide
With your word in my heart, your eyes in my face and your tooth in my hand, by my side"
Vivat Grendel!

"Light calling to me...drawing me forward...what is it? I hear it in my heart.
The essence of what I am. The source and the end. Speed itself.
It reminds me. What I stand for. What the League stands for.
My life doesn’t matter. I can save them. If I just let go...
and then I am in it and I am a part of it and I am everywhere.
I am the lightning and I am reaching out.
And there are no accidents!

  • Beast Wars: No mercy! No limits! NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE!
  • The Wreckers from Transformers: Wreck and Rule!.
    • "Lost cause? Of course it's a lost cause! That's why we're here!."
  • Usagi Yojimbo: "A Ninja's duty in life is death!"
  • Perhaps a trifle informal, but still: "Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never Compromise."
    • That one was more of a Badass Boast, though.
      • "Never compromise" was his creed, though; the Armageddon gets tacked on when... well, when it's Armageddon. For all intents and purposes.
  • "I am the Iron Fist. I stand before the unstoppable hordes...and I hold them back. That's what I do. What I've always done. I am the Iron Fist. I hold back the storm...When nothing else can."
  • Jesse Custer learned his from his father, cribbed from John Wayne;

John Custer: Don't take no shit off fools. Judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. Be one of the good guys. 'Cause there's way too many of the bad.

  • Frank Drake of the Nightstalkers distills the entirety of Silver Age Superhero philosophy into four words. Do good. Fight evil.
  • The Golden Age Sandman, as revived in the 1990's Sandman Mystery Theatre series: "None can escape the Sandman's dark dream."
    • He also used to leave a poem on his defeated opponents: "There is no land beyond the law / Where tyrants rule with unshakable power! / 'Tis but a dream from which the evil wake / To face their fate, their terrifying hour!"
  • In the Sonic series, but most commonly the Archie comics, theres always a badass creed used to summon upon the power of one of the emeralds, usually the Master Emerald, for a specific request, usually along the lines of "The servers are the seven chaos emerald, chaos is power, enriched by the heart" followed by the request. The badass-ness of this is shown in its full height at the end of the Enerjak arc, as Knuckles and Doctor Finitevus both channel the energy of the Master Emerald and prepare to strike the other down with one energy charged punch, in a way that seems to invoke the feeling of a battle between Hal Jordan and Sinestro.

Knuckles: The servers are the seven chaos...
Finitevus: The servants are the seven chaos...
Knuckles: Chaos is power, enriched by the heart...
Finitevus: Chaos is power, controlled by my will..
Knuckles: The controller exists to unify the chaos!
Finitevus: The controller exists to enslave the chaos!

  1. Sinestro's version is "Burn like MY power"