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''Okay! Time to write some funny moments... *Beep Beep* Oh what now.''
''Okay! Time to write some funny moments... *Beep Beep* Oh what now.''


Wait, first I need to introduce you the basics of [[TV Tropes]]... '''[[About/Welcome to TV Tropes|DISTRACTING]] [[Good Style|DIALOGUE]] [[Rule of Cautious Editing Judgment|BLAH]] [[Text Formatting Rules|BLAH]] [[Page Templates|BLAH]] [[Wiki Sandbox|BLAH]]'''... You got all that?
Wait, first I need to introduce you the basics of [[All The Tropes]]... '''DISTRACTING DIALOGUE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH'''... You got all that?


''W-wait, huh?''
''W-wait, huh?''
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* [[Mood Whiplash|Yaaay~ Let's paint our nails and talk about boys~]]
* [[Mood Whiplash|Yaaay~ Let's paint our nails and talk about boys~]]
* [[Crotch Grab Sex Check|"I am prepared to grab your crotch. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (...) "YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER"]]
* [[Crotch Grab Sex Check|"I am prepared to grab your crotch. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (...) "YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER"]]
* [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/mgs/mgs2comic12.jpg Raiden's reaction to Vamp's water running abilities.]
* [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/mgs/mgs2comic12.jpg Raiden's reaction to Vamp's water running abilities.]{{Dead link}}
** Oh, how about before that? Solidus summons Vamp like a Pokémon. Complete with Pokeball. "Vamp, Go!"
** Oh, how about before that? Solidus summons Vamp like a Pokémon. Complete with Pokeball. "Vamp, Go!"
* '''BOYS'''. Sometimes a girl just neeeeds one. '''BOYS'''. To love her and to hoooold..... {{spoiler|Made hilarious by Colonel Campbell saying it}}.
* '''BOYS'''. Sometimes a girl just neeeeds one. '''BOYS'''. To love her and to hoooold..... {{spoiler|Made hilarious by Colonel Campbell saying it}}.
** [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/mgs/mgs2comic20.jpg Also] from {{spoiler|AI}} Campbell, the summary of the Patriots speech to Raiden: {{spoiler|GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE}}
** [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/mgs/mgs2comic20.jpg Also]{{Dead link}} from {{spoiler|AI}} Campbell, the summary of the Patriots speech to Raiden: {{spoiler|GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE}}
* The adaptation by Broad Spectrum is funny too, they animated Ocelot's neck stretching. Specifically, this exchange:
* The adaptation by Broad Spectrum is funny too, they animated Ocelot's neck stretching. Specifically, this exchange:
{{quote|''Where's your bad Russian accent? Everyone here is supposed to have a bad Russian accent! [[Noodle People|WHAT IS YOUR DEEEAAAAALLLLL?]]''}}
{{quote|''Where's your bad Russian accent? Everyone here is supposed to have a bad Russian accent! [[Noodle People|WHAT IS YOUR DEEEAAAAALLLLL?]]''}}
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* "Snake's here." "GOOD, NOW WE CAN [[Cutscene|TALK FOR]] [[Story to Gameplay Ratio|FORTY-FIVE MINUTES]]."
* "Snake's here." "GOOD, NOW WE CAN [[Cutscene|TALK FOR]] [[Story to Gameplay Ratio|FORTY-FIVE MINUTES]]."
** "'''BRRROTHERS!''' OKAY LATER"
** "'''BRRROTHERS!''' OKAY LATER"
*
*
{{quote|'''Raiden:''' Man, I hope this thing isn't too hard to find.
{{quote|'''Raiden:''' Man, I hope this thing isn't too hard to find.
'''Bomb:''' hello i am a bomb }}
'''Bomb:''' hello i am a bomb }}
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* [[Everything's Worse with Bees|"BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"]]
* [[Everything's Worse with Bees|"BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"]]
* 99 Bottles of Vodka on the Wall! 99 Bottles of Vodkaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!
* 99 Bottles of Vodka on the Wall! 99 Bottles of Vodkaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!
* Volgin may be a [[Complete Monster]] in [[Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater|the original]], but here, he's a walking tank of funny.
* Volgin may be a [[Complete Monster]] in [[Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater|the original]], but here, he's a walking tank of funny.
{{quote|'''Volgin''': Who wants to watch me punch the crap out of Granin?? '''I DOOOOO!!''' [[Calling Your Attacks|Electric Bullet Punch!]]<br />
{{quote|'''Volgin''': Who wants to watch me punch the crap out of Granin?? '''I DOOOOO!!''' [[Calling Your Attacks|Electric Bullet Punch!]]<br />
'''Ocelot''': Err... [[What the Hell, Hero?|Colonel, I don't approve of your methods!]]<br />
'''Ocelot''': Err... [[What the Hell, Hero?|Colonel, I don't approve of your methods!]]<br />
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** Mitigated somewhat by the fact that most of the dubs do that.
** Mitigated somewhat by the fact that most of the dubs do that.
* The Shagohod is mostly blurred when we see it, but when we ''finally'' do see it, {{spoiler|it looks like a crab, [[Brick Joke|this was alluded to before]].}}
* The Shagohod is mostly blurred when we see it, but when we ''finally'' do see it, {{spoiler|it looks like a crab, [[Brick Joke|this was alluded to before]].}}
* The Sorrow's [[Talking with Signs]].
* The Sorrow's [[Talking with Signs]].




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** YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE ''SO BAD!'' I'M GONNA PEE '''RIGHT HERE!!''' ''(Beat.)'' OKAY NEVERMIND
** YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE ''SO BAD!'' I'M GONNA PEE '''RIGHT HERE!!''' ''(Beat.)'' OKAY NEVERMIND
* [[Running Gag|And no one ate dinner that night.]]
* [[Running Gag|And no one ate dinner that night.]]
*
*
{{quote|''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}6qR_LM4nQ7w#t{{=}}5m41s Dub Narrator]''': Hey, you want to hang out at the train station? Whoops, the train station sucks.}}
{{quote|''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}6qR_LM4nQ7w#t{{=}}5m41s Dub Narrator]''': Hey, you want to hang out at the train station? Whoops, the train station sucks.}}
** "All yo yen, yip-yip-yap!" is also particularly charming in the dub version.
** "All yo yen, yip-yip-yap!" is also particularly charming in the dub version.
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{{quote|'''Yosuke:''' ''I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords-''
{{quote|'''Yosuke:''' ''I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords-''
'''Main Character:''' ''I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with-'' }}
'''Main Character:''' ''I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with-'' }}
**
**
{{quote|"HEY DAD, WHERE DO WE KEEP THE SWORDS?"
{{quote|"HEY DAD, WHERE DO WE KEEP THE SWORDS?"
"HALL CLOSET"
"HALL CLOSET"
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* EW DEAD BODIES EWW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW
* EW DEAD BODIES EWW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW
* Yukiko's "My Fried Tofu My Fried Tofu MY FRIED TOFU MYFRIEDTOFU" might look normal, but on the dub, hearing her dubber goes REALLY FRANTICAL over it takes the cake.
* Yukiko's "My Fried Tofu My Fried Tofu MY FRIED TOFU MYFRIEDTOFU" might look normal, but on the dub, hearing her dubber goes REALLY FRANTICAL over it takes the cake.
*
*
{{quote|'''Yukiko:''' "Hey, Kanji's gone missing! What do you think?"
{{quote|'''Yukiko:''' "Hey, Kanji's gone missing! What do you think?"
'''Main Character:'''
'''Main Character:'''
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'''''"[[Genre Savvy|He's in the TV]]"'''''<br />
'''''"[[Genre Savvy|He's in the TV]]"'''''<br />
'''Narrator:''' "You wanted to say that, but you don't have enough {{color|green|Common Sense}}." }}
'''Narrator:''' "You wanted to say that, but you don't have enough {{color|green|Common Sense}}." }}
*
*
{{quote|'''Student:''' Your mom's in the hospital!
{{quote|'''Student:''' Your mom's in the hospital!
'''Yumi:''' AAAAAAA I HATE MY DAD!!!
'''Yumi:''' AAAAAAA I HATE MY DAD!!!
'''Narrator:''' ...And then going to drama got ''really'' awkward. }}
'''Narrator:''' ...And then going to drama got ''really'' awkward. }}
*
*
{{quote|'''News anchor:''' "Tonight: Biker gangs! In YOUR neighborhood!"
{{quote|'''News anchor:''' "Tonight: Biker gangs! In YOUR neighborhood!"
'''Nanako:''' "YAAAAYYYY!!"
'''Nanako:''' "YAAAAYYYY!!"
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* Dojima is equally funny and terrifying while drunk.
* Dojima is equally funny and terrifying while drunk.
* "You watched [the Midnight Channel] again while eating Nanako's science project."
* "You watched [the Midnight Channel] again while eating Nanako's science project."
* "'''[[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM]]''' [[Large Ham|IS A]] '''WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE'''!" This line from the first episode of the fan dub had me crying with laughter.
* "'''[[Non Sequitur Scene|EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM]]''' [[Large Ham|IS A]] '''WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE'''!" This line from the first episode of the fan dub had me crying with laughter.
** "Someone got killed. Now go home."
** "Someone got killed. Now go home."
* [http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/27722.html#cutid1 The last two pages of the webcomic are great too.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20120617233435/http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/27722.html#cutid1 The last two pages of the webcomic are great too.]
** Teddie makes crazy faces at you until you turned around and left. *Rank up!!*
** Teddie makes crazy faces at you until you turned around and left. *Rank up!!*
* Any of the Social Link Scenes are hilarious.
* Any of the Social Link Scenes are hilarious.
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{{quote|''' {{spoiler|Super Saiyan!Elisa}}:''' YOU'RE KILLING THE TREEEES!!! *Shank* Oh.}}
{{quote|''' {{spoiler|Super Saiyan!Elisa}}:''' YOU'RE KILLING THE TREEEES!!! *Shank* Oh.}}
** The entire "[[Twenty Minutes in The Future|Someday]]" sequence.
** The entire "[[Twenty Minutes in The Future|Someday]]" sequence.
* The [[Mother 3|Frightbot]] told a story so scary [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/other%20stuff/fright.png you want to cover your ears.]
* The [[Mother 3|Frightbot]] told a story so scary [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/other%20stuff/fright.png you want to cover your ears.]{{Dead link}}
{{quote|'''Frightbot''': {{spoiler|'''CLAUS DIES'''}}
{{quote|'''Frightbot''': {{spoiler|'''CLAUS DIES'''}}
'''Lucas''': D8 }}
'''Lucas''': D8 }}
* [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/other%20stuff/flora.png IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT A LADY]
* [http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/peachifruit/hiimdaisy/other%20stuff/flora.png IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT A LADY]{{Dead link}}
* '''MY EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO LET [[Ace Attorney Investigations|THIS GAME]] END!!!!''' {{spoiler|Which is a very accurate portrayal of [[Ace Attorney|how the case went]].}}
* '''MY EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO LET [[Ace Attorney Investigations|THIS GAME]] END!!!!''' {{spoiler|Which is a very accurate portrayal of [[Ace Attorney|how the case went]].}}
** "{{spoiler|STAB WOUND! HOT DOG BOX!}} '''HUBJECTHHHONNN'''"
** "{{spoiler|STAB WOUND! HOT DOG BOX!}} '''HUBJECTHHHONNN'''"
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Latest revision as of 04:03, 17 September 2018


Hiimdaisy has been generating so many funny moments and the tropers are listing it! Snake, get in there!

Okay! Time to write some funny moments... *Beep Beep* Oh what now.

Wait, first I need to introduce you the basics of All The Tropes... DISTRACTING DIALOGUE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH... You got all that?

W-wait, huh?

Okay, good luck!

Okay! Time to write Hiimdaisy's funny moments! Here I gooooo!!

Tropes used in Hiimdaisy/Funny include:


Let's Destroy Metal Gear!

  • Snake and the Mine Detector:

Deepthroat: You're in a mine field. Use a mine detector.
Snake: But I don't--
Deepthroat: GET ONE.
Snake: Okay, I got a mine detector! Here I goooooo!! *steps on a mine*

-BOOM!-

Mine Detector: Mine detected

Deepthroat: You know, you can just collect mines by crawling at them so you don't really need that. Oh yeah, there's a tank up ahead. Okay, bye.

Liquid: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do something BRITISH.

  • "Hold up... Crash Bandicoot? Seriously? You played that??" *BANG!* "OW WAIT I'M NOT FINISHED!"
  • "Hello. I am a trained soldier who cannot tell the difference between blood and ketchup." *WHACK* "Oh, so it was ketchup..."
  • Snake telling Otacon off:

Otacon: Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Snake: Not for you, dude.

  • WATCH OUT, SNAKE! THAT'S NOT MASTER MILLER!
    • SEE, I HELPED, DID YOU SEE THAT
  • Snake vs Sniper Wolf, Round 2:


Let's Destroy Metal Gear Again!

  • Snake vs. Olga in the Tanker...

Snake: Freeze! Hands over the head now!
Olga: *shows off armpit hairs*
Snake: Whoa, okay, nevermind.

Where's your bad Russian accent? Everyone here is supposed to have a bad Russian accent! WHAT IS YOUR DEEEAAAAALLLLL?

    • Also from Broad Spectrum, their portrayal of Stillman. Particularly the music that plays in the background when he talks.
    • Also from Broad Spectrum, when Vamp stabs Emma, they use a squeaky sound for the knife.
  • "Snake's here." "GOOD, NOW WE CAN TALK FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES."
    • "BRRROTHERS! OKAY LATER"

Raiden: Man, I hope this thing isn't too hard to find.
Bomb: hello i am a bomb

  • Oh, and this part:

Solidus: So we meet again, Jack the Ripper.
Raiden: *looks down* WHY AM I NAKED
Solidus: I raised you as a child soldier, Jack. I totally forgot until now. It's hard to remember faces when you traumatize as many kids as I do. CHECK OUT THESE SWEET TENTACLES!
Ocelot: Dude, you look like Big Boss.
Solidus: *shoves tentacle in Raiden's mouth* I KNOW, IT'S AWESOME!

  • And the ending:

Raiden: Rose! You do exist?
Rose: Maybe!
Raiden: What? What does that even mean? What about the thing with the Patriots? Did any of this actually happen? Was I just hallucinating? Wait, why are we zooming out? Is this the end? Why isn't anyone answering my questions? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Let's Destroy The Shagohod!

  • The basics of CQC: Knife + Gun = KNIFEGUN.
  • Snake freaking out to Boss:

Snake: BOSS WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME
Boss: Jack.
Snake: BOSS I'M SO LONELY

  • "SELF-ESTEEM TEAM!"
    • "MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
  • "BEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
  • 99 Bottles of Vodka on the Wall! 99 Bottles of Vodkaaa! Shoopity doopity doopity doop!
  • Volgin may be a Complete Monster in the original, but here, he's a walking tank of funny.

Volgin: Who wants to watch me punch the crap out of Granin?? I DOOOOO!! Electric Bullet Punch!

Ocelot: Err... Colonel, I don't approve of your methods!

Volgin: *Death Glare*

Ocelot: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!

(later)

The Boss: The Fear and The End have fallen.

Volgin: Why does your unit suck so much?

The Boss: *Death Glare*

Volgin: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY!

    • The best part about that is that while Volgin's (and other people's) Death Glare is compounded by a Gross Up Close-Up, the Boss's is just her regular cartoon face, but just angry.
  • A very accurate retelling of The End's boss fight:

The End: You stand around in the open?
Snake: ????
The End: I shoot you in the face!
Snake: *BAM* AAAAAAAAA
The End: You try to hide?
Snake: I'ma tree I'ma tree I'ma tree...

The End: I shoot you in the face!

Snake: *BAM* HOW

The End: You touch my parrot?

Snake: *Hiding away from the parrot* ?

The End: Right in the face!

Snake: *BAM* WHAT I DIDN'T EVEN

The End: And if I'm feeling a bit down... *Low HP* ... I say a prayer to the forest... *Recovers HP* ... And THEN I shoot you in the face!

Snake: *BAM* WHYYYYYYY

Eva: Hey, what kind of relationship do you have, anyway?
Snake: She's like my mother... And my master.
Eva: Like a lover?
Snake: I just said she's like my mother.
Eva: :D SNAAAKE AND THE BOOOSS, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-
Snake: *BITCHSLAP*

  • Volgin's crotch grab...

Volgin: Major, I was waiting for you in my room! It's chocolate sundae night!
Sokolov: *hurk*
Volgin: And gosh, I'm right on schedule! *grabs Snake's crotch, HONK HONK*
Hideo Kojima: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YES, THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

  • After Snake gets one eye gutted out...

Paramedic: Snake, have you ever seen Dracula?
Snake: NO!
Paramedic: Well, I guess you can only see Half of it now!

Sigint: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH


The Big Long Persona 4 Comic

  • "Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about."

Protagonist: "..."
???: "THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!"
Protagonist: (does so) (CHOMP) (O_O)

    • PSSSHHAAAAWWW.
  • You became friends with Yosuke. Yosuke will now die for you.
  • TRIAL OF THE DRAGOOOOOON
  • So I heard somebody wanted to talk about murders!
  • No need to be so formal! I've seen you NAKED
  • Starting today, you will be moving in with your uncle and cousin in Inaba, where you'll be living for the next year! But first, would you like to see a totally unrelated 15 years old girl in a bikini? (both choices are YES)...

Rise: OMG! I'm SOOO totally FAT! <3

Narrator: Awwwwww yeah... Wait, what? Oh.
—The Fan Dub make this even funnier.
  • The StrawberryCreme26 Fan Dub turned Chie's demand for steak into one. "STEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAK...."
  • Yosuke expresses his surprise in the most eloquent way possible. "I have to PEE!!"
    • YOU GUYS, I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD! I'M GONNA PEE RIGHT HERE!! (Beat.) OKAY NEVERMIND
  • And no one ate dinner that night.

Dub Narrator: Hey, you want to hang out at the train station? Whoops, the train station sucks.

    • "All yo yen, yip-yip-yap!" is also particularly charming in the dub version.
  • Shadow selves!

Shadow Kanji: I'm Kanji Tatsumi and I enjoy naked men. (Oh yeah~)

Yosuke: DDDD: !!!

Dojima: Two bodies hanging from a telephone pole...and we don't even know if this is a homicide case yet.
Adachi: Sir, I think we can probably assume it's a--
Dojima: Shut up Adachi. We've got no clues about the perp. We don't even have a sus because the sec with a mo's got a perf al.
Adachi: Sir, what are you even--
Dojima: SHUT UP, ADACHI.
Adachi: Um, so what do we know about the case so far?
Dojima: The perp, is probably in Inaba.

Ace ☆ DETECTIVE

Dojima: Case closed. Let's get drunk.

Yosuke: "Has anything strange happened to you lately?"
Kanji: "Strange? You sayin' I like dudes?! TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN RAAAAAAA!!"
Narrator: "You know what, let's just stick to the Midnight Channel."

  • The first murder in the first Persona 4 comic is pretty normal...until you hear how the fan dub voices a kid.

Woman 1: Dude they already took it down.
Woman 2: Aw maaan I love dead bodies!
Kid: (In a DEEP man's voice) Mom I'm hungry!

    • Made even funnier when you learn that this deep man voice... was done by a girl - Chie's voice actress, to be precise.
  • "HEY, EVERYBODY! I LOVE SWORDS!" *cut to Yosuke and MC in detention, writing on a chalkboard*

Yosuke: I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords around in a food court. I will not wave swords-
Main Character: I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with gangsters. I will not make friends with-

"HEY DAD, WHERE DO WE KEEP THE SWORDS?"
"HALL CLOSET"
"OKAY, COOL"

  • The exchange between Yosuke and his Shadow self is absolutely hilarious.

Shadow Yosuke: Whatever, man. She wasn't even that hot.
Teddie: Two Yosukes!?
Shadow Yosuke: More like one Yosuke and one awesome Yosuke. Living in the country is pretty boring.
Yosuke: NO YOU'RE NOT ME I'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER!!!
(Yosuke passes out when Shadow Yosuke transforms)
Yosuke: Naptiiime!
Shadow Yosuke: Sounds like someone just ordered a stupid-looking boss!
(Boss fight, Teddie says Yosuke has to accept shadow self)
Yosuke: Okay fine I guess I do kind of hate everything.

Cop on phone: Dojima-san, sir, they're selling those cute little ice cream things you like for half-off at Junes.
Dojima: I'M ON THE CASE *hangs up* Daddy's got some *licking lips* criminals to apprehend.

Dojima: All this work is such a pain. It's like people expect the police to solve crimes or something.

Dojima: *on phone with the Protagonist* Hey, uh, you know how I said we were taking a trip for Golden Week? Uh... J-Just kidding! *shown hanging out with Adachi in a club* It's, uh... official police business. Can't talk about it.

  • And then Kanji got a Persona! (Yay!) ...Too bad you'll never use him in battle. (Aww...)
    • While pretty normal in the normal comic, the dub version adds up this gem when Yukiko got her Persona:

Yukiko has acquired the Persona Ammuh... Ammuh... bu... bu--Fuck It.

  • It's time for Shadow Teddie's Existiential Kids Korner! The word of the day is 'Futile'. As in 'Your futile existence has no meaning'.

Shadow Teddie: Chie, do you know any other words that begin with F?
Chie: Fsteak?
Shadow Teddie: Excellent.

  • EW DEAD BODIES EWW EWW EWWWWWWWWWW
  • Yukiko's "My Fried Tofu My Fried Tofu MY FRIED TOFU MYFRIEDTOFU" might look normal, but on the dub, hearing her dubber goes REALLY FRANTICAL over it takes the cake.

Yukiko: "Hey, Kanji's gone missing! What do you think?"
Main Character:
"I dunno"
"He's in the TV"

Narrator: "You wanted to say that, but you don't have enough Common Sense."

Student: Your mom's in the hospital!
Yumi: AAAAAAA I HATE MY DAD!!!
Narrator: ...And then going to drama got really awkward.

News anchor: "Tonight: Biker gangs! In YOUR neighborhood!"
Nanako: "YAAAAYYYY!!"
Kanji, on screen: "GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT"

    • When the Protagonist is watching the Midnight Channel and getting a clearer image of Kanji, Kanji's shirt reads "Get Bent". The kicker in the fandub? It's flashing.
  • Dojima is equally funny and terrifying while drunk.
  • "You watched [the Midnight Channel] again while eating Nanako's science project."
  • "EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" This line from the first episode of the fan dub had me crying with laughter.
    • "Someone got killed. Now go home."
  • The last two pages of the webcomic are great too.
    • Teddie makes crazy faces at you until you turned around and left. *Rank up!!*
  • Any of the Social Link Scenes are hilarious.

Yosuke: Dude this steak is awesome. *Rank up!!!*

  • Two words: "Dominatrix Bananahead~"
  • Kou Ichijou and his balls.

I looooooove them balls.
I can't stop, man! These balls are on fire! AAAAAAAA!!

S-S-Social Link... Go?

  • The Swim Suit Scene at the Camping Trip

Yosuke: Everybody get naked!
Yukiko: No.
Yosuke: What? B-but you're girls! You can't cook, you won't get naked.... What are you even good for?!

Yukiko: Well he has a point.
Chie: Yeah.

  • When Dojima is telling off the Main Character for getting involved in the case.

Nanako: Noooo Fighting!
Dojima: *facepalm*

Everyone's the killer, and Imma Suuuuuper Mario!

Others

  • During Lets Destroy the FOX Unit!....

Super Saiyan!Elisa: YOU'RE KILLING THE TREEEES!!! *Shank* Oh.

Frightbot: CLAUS DIES
Lucas: D8

  • IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT A LADY [dead link]
  • MY EXTRATERRITORIAL RIGHTS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS GAME END!!!! Which is a very accurate portrayal of how the case went.
    • "STAB WOUND! HOT DOG BOX! HUBJECTHHHONNN"
  • "Ryojiventures":
    • "Soooo, I'm gonna sit here and stare at you until you decide to kill me."
    • How do you eat a hamburger? I'm so rich. Ice Break.
    • When Ryoji tries to change the protagonist's decision by transforming into Thanatos.

Ryoji as Thanatos: *whilst waving his wavy hands* Oooooh, Hamaon! Pretty scary huh?! Bet you want to kill me now huh?!

Protagonist: *Angry groan/holds his hands in the 'No Fighting' pose and decides not to kill Ryoji*

Ryoji: *makes a sickeningly upset face*

Von Karma: Hello, Edgeworth. Your father *pfff* has come back to life *pfff* and he is waiting *pfff* in the foyer!
Edgeworth: Sir, I'm 19. That's not going to work anymore.
(Beat)
Von Karma: HE DIED LIKE A DOG AND SO WILL YOU! *slam*
Edgeworth: *sob*