Tempting Fate/Web Comics

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Der Trihs: Trouble, sir? What kind of trouble could they -
Captain Tagon: Do not finish that sentence.
Der Trihs: Oops! Sorry, sir.

Para Ventura: Oh, come on. What's the wo-
Kevyn: You have not worked here long enough to be allowed to finish that sentence.

Kevyn: Don't say "hypothesis".
Trevor: Why not?
Kevyn: Hypotheses are refined by disproving them, and we disprove this one by getting blown out of the sky.

Esspie Raider 1: The big one is rushing the shield.
Esspie Raider 2: I wish it could get through. It looks formidable.
(a breacher missile flies over the runner's head and negates a large chunk of their shield bubble)
(now they have an elephant in heavy Powered Armor charging at them and firing two appropriately sized guns point blank)
Esspie Raider 2: Wha... How...?
Esspie Raider 1: Don't wish for big things!

  • Goblins has a sub-comic called Tempts Fate after the lead character, Tempts Fate. Why is he called that? The writer decided to have people's donations actually do something tangible, so he set up Tempts Fate as a sort of arcade game: if donations reach a certain goal by a certain date, Tempts Fate will pass the obstacle in his way; the more the donations exceed the goal, the more awesome Tempts Fate's victory will be. If people fail to donate enough money by the deadline, then Tempts Fate will fail, and die, and live on only in our memories.
    • And so far, Tempts Fate has lived through 8 challenges in spectacular fashion. So much so that the author has added extra properties to the donations, including a sort of "dice" modifier based on the cents digit that decides which cool item Tempts Fate gets if the biggest goal is met.
      • When he offered T-shirts for donations during the "Tempts Vs. The Really, Really poorly Made Characters" challenge, the donations skyrocketed, collecting more than enough for the fourth and final goal before the first goal's deadline. The result? Tempts killed the poorly made characters so hard that it killed the people playing those characters (except Elfgirl, as she didn't want to kill him or, indeed, even play D&D, so he just let her go; he killed the DM instead).
  • Irregular Webcomic:

Mordekai: Oh c'mon! How many dinosaur models can one person have?
Dinosaurs: (fully surrounding party) RAAARRRHH!

Old Prisoner: HA! I knew I made the right call staying in prison. That Tsukiko chick is getting her ass kicked by an elemental! It's so much safer up here!
Tsukiko: SHOUT!
(cell crumbles, a slab of stone falls and crushes the old man to death)
Nale: Well, now, really, what did you expect after a line like that?

    • The fourth panel of this strip. "I guess it wouldn't kill us..." right on the next page. Lampshaded in this strip and played straight in this one.
    • Inverted in On the Origins of PCs: Belkar breaks out of prison, murders a guard and exclaims, "Things can't get any better!" He promptly stumbles upon a 2-for-1 deal on whores.
    • And now Yukyuk got "his lucky day", with a hostile wizard floating right behind him.
  • Sequential Art had this jinx

Art: If I had to run away from something right now, I'd be so screwed.(...cue Flying Trashcans who came all the way from Mars just to get him).

Dan: Ha! Shows what you know, universe! Trying to bury me with girls only makes everything better!

    • Also in this comic, where Mab actually isn't sure if the next event to happen makes anything better or worse.
  • Homestuck likes this one. Due to the high number of playable characters, the narrative is prone to sudden shifts in perspective, often at key dramatic moments. The fate-tempting is mostly hanging a lampshade on the whole affair.
  • In Mountain Time one astronaut seems to be ordering his fate off a menu.
  • Played with in Hellbound; mostly used straight, occasionally subverted, the best one occurring fairly early on:

Guy: At least things can't get any worse....
(silence)
Baxter: Hey, nothing happened! I guess your life can't get any worse than this! You've hit Rock Bottom, but at least nothing else can go wrong!
Guy: Oh good, my suicide shall go flawlessly.
Baxter: That's the spirit!

  • This Questionable Content applies it to vaginas.
  • Sluggy Freelance:
    • Parodied one strip when Torg and Zoë are racing K'Z'K to the Book of Güd. (More specifically, Torg tries to invoke the opposite version -- tempting fate to do something good -- before Zoë mentions tempting fate the usual way, and that works.)
    • There's a pretty over-the-top one early on.

Riff: I can fetch him back in a few hours. Torg will be fine as long as he didn't get zapped to a "Dimension of Pain" or something.
(meanwhile)
Demon Lord Horribus: Welcome to the Dimension of Pain!
Torg: Thanks! Can I use your restroom?
Horribus: Nope.

  • In the universe of Footloose, the Theory of Narrative Causality is real and extremely undesirable (e.g. the lead suffers from "Primary Protagonist Syndrome"), so it is only right and proper to stop any fool before they finish saying "What Could Possibly Go Wrong??"
  • Finder's Keepers used this in an interesting way. Cailyn and Card are in a magical market, looking for Fate. Cailyn suggests they split up in the middle of a market full of powerful and dangerous supernatural creatures. She figures if Fate doesn't want to be found, she can make it want to find her.
  • Gunnerkrigg Court, Chapter 23 has an interesting variation on this. During the camping trip, students start mysteriously disappearing, and the remaining students deduce that it must be a prank the teachers are pulling. They come up with a plan to find the missing students and expose the prank, but it requires one more student to deliberately get kidnapped. Kat volunteers, because she's cool with being kidnapped by Mr. Eglamore. Cue Kat, sitting by herself and announcing to no-one in particular, "Oh boy! I sure hope nothing happens to me now that I'm here all alone!" As expected, she immediately gets kidnapped... but not by Mr. Eglamore.
  • In Tweep, Milton barely escapes following the trope.
  • Yahtzee Takes on the World adds a bit of spin by showing a flying saucer crashing into the characters' lair before it cuts to a very annoyed Yahtzee, who announces "As I was saying, it's nice to get back to normal."
  • In Something*Positive, one of Davan's friends says that he won't have a costume unless they have one in a can waiting for him. They do.
  • In Pokémon-X, they do it here, here, and here. And that's just one storyline.
  • In Kevin and Kell, Danielle believes that Rabbit's Revenge won't go through Kell's house to get to her. They don't; they burrow directly into her room. Similarly, during the 2000 election Arc, Lindesfarne is confident that Kevin "has the election in the bag," until his opponent claims that Kell ate his campaign manager, which causes Kevin to lose the election, but Lindesfarne finds the wife and interspecies child, causing Sheldon to admit Coney into the youth league.
    • In a recent strip, Sheila asks "how hard can it be to catch dumb plant-eaters" while planning on hunting in Kell's place to help her meet quota. Suddenly, an icy cold blast out of nowhere freezes all the vegetation.
  • Subverted in Antihero for Hire:

Dechs: (while waiting on a rooftop for something interesting to happen) I'm bored.
(pause)
Dechs: It seems like a quiet night.
(pause)
Dechs: I said, it seems like a quiet night.
(nothing happens)
Dechs: Well damn, that usually works.

Ran: The way I see it, we've broken every law of physics except the third law of thermodynamics.
Dr. Light: Aha! Negative two Kelvin!
Ran: Nevermind.

Maxim: Oh, now hyu iz just asking for it.

Faz: But I will never tell you where they have the others, unless you do something that hurts me a lot, like punch me in the face repeatedly.

Dustin: You worry too much. I think it's a safe bet there's no monsters... AAAUGH!!! (jumps on Mark's hands)

Marlene: What? Why - Ivy, how is it that you always pick the most ironic moments to ruin my life?
Ivy: Oh no, did you just get done saying that everything was back to normal again?
Marlene: ...No...
Ivy: Yes you did. I know that tone of voice. Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

Lana: We can see the tower from here, it's not like something totally unexpected is going to suddenly jump out and stop us from getting there.
Lana(cont): ...Right?
Aldran: Let's get out of here
Lana: Okay we must have been lucky that time
Aldran: Go ahead. Tempt fate some more why don't ya?
Lana: At least it couldn't possibly get any wor-
Aldran: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Yuri: I can move large objects, be willful, and am now the perfect killing machine. Nothing can stop me.
[Yuri collapses and loses consciousness.]
Emily: Martina loaned me Yuri's power-off button.