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A hilarious and offensive adult card game for 3+ players.
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And Now For Something Completely Different. Instead of listing the tropes that appear in the work, we're going to list all the cards, and identify the tropes, works, and other notable subjects in each one.
White Cards
- Advice from a wise, old black man. - Magical Negro
- Agriculture. - Call to Agriculture
- The Amish.
- Auschwitz. - POW Camp
- A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings. - Nausea Fuel, Noodle Implements
- Barack Obama.
- The Blood of Christ. - Christianity
- Boogers. - Inherently Funny Words
- A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. - A variation on Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs
- The Care Bear Stare. - Care Bears
- The chronic. - Dr. Dre, possibly.
- Copping a feel. - Thanks for the Mammary
- Cybernetic enhancements. - Cyborg
- Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. - Refuge in Audacity
- Darth Vader. - Star Wars, Cyborg
- Dead parents. - Parental Abandonment
- Destroying the evidence. - Destroy the Evidence[1]
- The Devil himself. - Satan
- Dying. - Death Tropes
- Dying of dysentery. - The Oregon Trail
- Eugenics. - Genius Breeding Act, World War II
- Explosions. - Stuff Blowing Up
- Fiery poops. - Toilet Humor
- Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. - Bestiality is Depraved, Refuge in Audacity
- Five-Dollar Footlongs™. - Innocent Innuendo
- Flying sex snakes. - Naughty Tentacles
- Friends with benefits.
- Fucking a corpse back to life. - I Love the Dead
- GoGurt®. - Product Placement
- Grave robbing.
- Heteronormativity. - A staple of the Heteronormative Crusader.
- Hip hop jewels. - Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry
- The Holy Bible.
- Hot Pockets®. - Product Placement
- Inserting a mason jar into my anus. - Ass Shove
- Invading Poland. - Those Wacky Nazis
- Italians. - Italy
- Jewish fraternities. - Judaism
- The Jews. - Judaism
- Judge Judy.
- Justin Bieber.
- An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
- Magnets. - Insane Clown Posse
- MechaHitler. - Wolfenstein 3D, Stupid Jetpack Hitler
- Men. - Always Male
- Michael Jackson.
- A micropenis. - Teeny Weenie
- The morbidly obese. - High Fat Index
- Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). - Islam
- My soul. - Our Souls Are Different
- Natalie Portman.
- Necrophilia. - I Love the Dead
- Object permanence. - The inverse concept of No Ontological Inertia (but not the subject covered in Ontological Inertia)
- An Oedipus complex.
- Overcompensation. - Compensating for Something
- Panda sex. - Pandaing to the Audience
- Pedophiles. - Would Hurt a Child
- Peeing a little bit. - Potty Failure
- Police brutality.
- Pooping back and forth. Forever. - Memetic Mutation, Toilet Humor
- The Pope.
- Praying the gay away. - Cure Your Gays
- A really cool hat. - Nice Hat
- The rhythms of Africa. - Jungle Drums
- Robert Downey, Jr.
- RoboCop.
- A sausage festival. - Double Entendre
- Scientology. - Church of Happyology
- Sexual tension. - Unresolved Sexual Tension
- Sexy pillow fights. - Pillow Fight
- Shapeshifters.
- Skeletor. - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
- Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
- Surprise sex! - Black Comedy Rape
- Synergistic management solutions. - An Unusual Euphemism, possibly for getting fired/laid off.
- Teaching a robot to love. - What Is This Thing You Call Love?
- Teenage pregnancy.
- Testicular torsion. - Groin Attack
- Throwing a virgin into a volcano. - Virgin Sacrifice, Appease the Volcano God.
- A tiny horse. - An inversion of Cool Horse.
- Wet dreams. - Nocturnal Emission
- YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. - StarCraft
Black Cards
- And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____.
- I drink to forget _____. - Drowning My Sorrows
- I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. - Jay Z
- Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. - Notable Commercial Campaigns
- MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____. - Network Decay
- This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _____. - T. S. Eliot
- Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____."
- TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. - Overreacting Airport Security
- What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
- What's the next Happy Meal® toy? - McDonald's
Tropes and stuff from places other than White and Black Cards
- Our Product Sucks: The website that sells the game shows reviews of the game, and it doesn't cherry pick the good ones and use only those. However it does use the good ones first.
- Take That, Audience!: On their official website:
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"Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends." |
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- ↑ possibly, there is nothing that implies it meets the 'good guy requiremenet'