Game of Thrones/Recap/S2/E07 A Man Without Honor
| A story from Game of Thrones | |
|---|---|
| Preceded by: | The Old Gods and the New |
| Followed by: | The Prince of Winterfell |
| Central Theme: | |
| Synopsis: | |
 |
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
|
 |
We begin at Winterfell, where Theon wakes up to an empty bed--several empty beds, as a matter of fact. There's a dead guard on the floor, of course, and several fled citizens. Theon questions one of his ironborn, a great lumpy potato of a man, about letting a child slip by, and the man defends himself by claiming the giant must have took him. Because, of course, giants are harder to detect than crippled boys. Theon keeps his temper with effort, but when Mr. Potato Head points out that Theon let down his guard along with his pants, Theon decks him. And kicks him for good measure. Then he calls for the dogs and begins the hunt, with most of his ironborn and Maester Luwin in tow. Luwin counsels him not to hurt Bran and Rickon, but Theon is determined to keep ahold of Winterfell.
Somewhere out in the countryside, Osha, Bran, Rickon and Hodor are making slow time. Osha complains that they didn't grab enough food, but Bran defends his choice, knowing that Theon would torture anyone who knew anything about their whereabouts. At a stroke of luck, they come across a farm where two orphan boys play--remember, the ones Bran sent out two episodes ago?--but can't decide whether to ask for help or not.
Somewhere even further north, Jon and Ygritte are cuddled up against the cold. Jon looks a little disturbed when he wakes up, especially when Ygritte asks, "Did you pull a knife on me in the night?" Jon springs away, tugging at his tunic. Even better, Ygritte manages to deduce that Jon has never done it before, and begins teasing him about it mercilessly. If one didn't know better, one might think these two were being set up for a Dating Catwoman situation. "Are there no girl crows? ...So the lads just do it with each other? ...Do you have sheep at the Wall? ...With your hands then: no wonder you're all so miserable." ([1])
Down in Harrenhal, Lord Tywin is randomly hanging men from his garrison to root out the assassin who killed Ser Amory Lorch, on the assumption (logical, though incorrect as it happens) that he himself was the target. Ser Gregor Clegane thinks (also logically, also incorrectly) that the assassin must have come from the Brotherhood without Banners[2], and Lord Tywin orders him to root them out as well. Finally, Arya arrives with mutton stew, and Lord Tywin offers it to her instead. (Petting The Dog? Or checking for poisons?) While he monologues about his legacy and the fact that this will be his last war, Arya toys with the knife in her hand and eyes his neck. (There's more banter, particularly concerning the lore of Harrenhal itself--built by Harren the Black, who once sat the Seastone Chair which Balon Greyjoy's arse currently warms, and completed on the very same day Aegon the Conqueror set foot on Westeros; its towers are all burnt out by dragonfire--but suffice to say that Arya and Tywin have a bit of a Worthy Opponent / Friendly Enemies vibe going on.)
Sansa stops the Hound in the halls of the Red Keep, thanking him for saving her life. He's a typical Blood Knight about it. "Killing's the sweetest thing there is," he tells her. "Why are you always so hateful," she asks him. "You'll be thankful for it someday when you're the queen, and I'm all that stands between you and your beloved king." Sansa, whose training did not cover the Care and Feeding of Anti Heroes, has no answer to that.
Over in Qarth, Dany is still in a froth about her missing dragons, and there's little Daxos can say to calm her. Also, Ygritte is still trying to tempt Jon to turn his cloak and join the wildlings--or, as they call themselves, the Free Folk. There's some truth to this claim, as they live outside the feudal obligations of medieval society. It's clear Jon is tempted, but he tries to claim he knows better. "You know nothing, Jon Snow."
Somewhere in Westeros, Robb has received Alton Lannister, who has returned with Cersei's latest terms. Robb doesn't really have time for him at present... and, even more amusingly, they've taken so many prisoners that he doesn't have any prison pens to store Alton in either. "Is there room for Ser Alton?" Robb asks Lord Rickard Karstark. "Does he need to lie down?" Lord Rickard returns with venemous sarcasm. They end up berthing him with the Kingslayer for the nonce, and Karstark's son Torrhen is assigned to watch over them. Roose Bolton then tries to get Robb's attention, but Lady Talisa diverts him. With two armies' casualties to look after, she's running out of medical supplies; as he's heading to the Crag tomorrow to accept a surrender from House Westerling, he would like to give him a shopping list to acquire from their maester. Instead, Robb invites her to go with him.
Theon's hounds lead him straight to the farm with the two orphan boys, but there the trail goes cold. Theon is very, very pissed about it. "It's better to be cruel than weak," he pronounces. It takes some knowing glances from Dagmer and a presentation of evidence--walnut shells--before Theon is satisfied. He sends Maester Luwin back to Winterfell, watching him go with a Kubrick Stare that is starting to become rather permanent.
In Qarth, Daenerys paces before her empty dragon cages as Ser Jorah comes puffing up. Dany is distraught not only over her missing children, but over Irri's death in the raid: "She died for me, and I couldn't protect her. I led my people out of the red waste and into the slaughterhouse." (Doreah is missing too.) The scene almost immediately segues into more awkward sexual tension; Mormont just can't take a hint. (Can't blame him, but still.)
Jon and Ygritte are passing down through a large depression in the ice; Jon is pretty clearly still lost. Ygritte pulls out the Malicious Slander card: "What do you think they'll say when they hear about you and me? I swear it, O Master King Crow Ser, we were only close together for warmth! And then I felt it: right up against me backside like a club. I can show you the bruise on me tailbone!" (She sure knows how to put on airs, this Ygritte, kissed by fire. She's channeling a Southern Belle, and those don't even exist in the Seven Kingdoms!) "And before I knew what was where, his, his... Well, it was all out in the open, angry as you like, and I didn't want to want it, but oh!, I did. And he spread me legs and... Ruined. The shame of it. Now I can never marry a perfumed lord. What will my poor savage father say?" Jon can't help but smirking a little, but he tells her to turn back around. "And I thought we were done, but he said, turn back around." Now he looks irritated, probably because her impression of him is uncannily good. "Since it's going to be your word against mine, and you can't talk about it without blushing, we may as well just..." But Jon grabs his sword--no, Longclaw; sheesh, you guys--and she backs off. And then, while he's distracted, she runs. As it turns out, she's been leading him right into a wildling ambush. "Shoulda took me while you had the chance," Ygritte smirks.
Sansa lies abed in the Red Keep, having a Catapult Nightmare about her Near-Rape Experience. In the dream, one of the men has a knife, and she wakes up grabbing her throat. There's no blood there... But there is red on her thighs. Sansa Stark is a woman flowered.
|
Sansa: "If the Queen sees... I can have Joffrey's children." |
|
They look up and see yet another handmaiden standing in the doorway. Shae has to chase her down and threaten her with a knife, which is pretty darn awesome... but when she gets back, the Hound has seen it all.
The next we see of Sansa, she's with Cersei, having The Talk. "I thought it would be less... messy." To Cersei's credit, she's able to manage with some gracefulness. "Try birthing a child." She talks some about her own labors, and how Robert would hunt in the kingswood while Jaime stayed by her side, and then provides a pearl of wisdom: "The more people you love, the weaker you are."
Speaking of the Kingslayer, here we are in the Stark camp--specifically, Jaime's cage, where he and Alton chat. Alton admits that he squired for Jaime once, at the tourney for the wedding of Willem Frey. ("I went to Willem Frey's wedding?") Jaime thanks him for being a good squire, mentioning that when he (Jaime) himself squired for Ser Barristan Selmy, during the campaign against the Kingswood Brotherhood, he was constantly underfoot. Fortunately, one of the outlaws thought a sixteen-year-old squire easy pickings, which gave Jaime a chance to show what he could really do. Jaime, keeping an eye out for Torrhen Karstark, then confesses to Alton that he has devised a way to escape. Unfortunately, it's a one-man ticket, as the method involves Jaime bludgeoning Alton to death and using the corpose to lure Torrhen into the cell. He strangles Torrhen with his chains and makes a dash for it.
Jorah Mormont has tracked down Quaithe of the Shadow and wants her help in finding Dany's dragons. Before she consents, she asks him an important question: "Will you betray her again?" She then tells him, "The thief you seek is with her now." ...Which is only so helpful, because Dany is in conference with all thirteen of The Thirteen, including Xaro Xhoan Daxos, the Spice King and Pyat Pree. Basically the only suspect Quaithe has managed to rule out is herself. Helpful, lady. Fortunately the thief is in a monologuing mood. Pyat Pree has struck a bargain with Daxos. Daxos declares himself king of Qarth, tired of the head-in-the-sand conservatism the Thirteen seem to favor, and Pyat Pree supports him by using his clones to assassinate the other twelve. He invites Dany to visit her dragons, which Daxos procured for him, at the House of the Undying at any time.
Catelyn Stark is relieved to hear that Jaime has been recaptured, especially since Robb is away at the Crag. However, Lord Rickard is in a froth over his dead sons: Eddard died on the Kingslayer's blade at the Whispering Wood, and now Torrhen has joined him in the earth. He wants the Kingslayer's head, and it takes all of Catelyn's diplomacy to get him to back down. Meanwhile, she orders Jaime chained up. "And gag him!"
From one Lannister sibling to the others: Cersei has, for some reason, invited Tyrion to dinner. The two make small talk about Stannis's oncoming fleet, which is due at King's Landing in five days or less, and the conversation moves from there to Joffrey's recalcitrance. Tyrion believes they need him on the front lines, which will be dangerous when the whole city seems to want him dead. We are greeted with the startling sight of Cersei actually in tears, realizing that this whole mess is basically her fault. Tyrion tries to move in and comfort her, but she glares him off. Ahh, sisterly love.
The Stark encampment is at a boil, with some willing to stand by Robb and protect Jaime, and others... not so much. Catelyn brings Brienne with her to confront him. Jaime defends his actions by pointing out the Logic Bomb created by all the oaths one must swear: "Defend the king. Obey the king. Obey your father. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. And what if your father despises the king? What if the king massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do you're forsaking one vow or another." (And pray recall that he's speaking from personal experience on all of this.) Catelyn still pronounces him a man without honor, and Jaime responds that he's never been with any woman besides Cersei, making him more honorable (arguably) than Ned Stark was to Catelyn. "What was the name of that bastard he fathered?"
"Brienne," Catelyn commands. ("No, that wasn't it.") "Your sword."
At Winterfell, Theon strides back and forth before the assembled citizens of the castle, claiming that they brought this on themselves by refusing to cooperate. Maester Luwin looks on in horror as the bodies of the two boys, tarred and with one arm chopped off each, are produced. Theon has the grace to look ashamed, but that sure doesn't help Bran and Rickon out much.
Tropes in this episode:
- Affably Evil: Xaro Xoan Daxos and Pyat Pree during their murder of the Thirteen and the revelation of their complicity in the theft of Daenarys' dragons.
- Armor-Piercing Question:
- Quaithe to Jorah: "Will you betray her again?"[3]
- Jon Snow treats Ygritte's "Then why are you fighting us?" as this, even though, if he thought about it, the obvious response would be that the wildlings are coming south with a huge army that's likely to Rape, Pillage and Burn all the people and places the men of the Night's Watch care about.
- Arya's question to Tywin about how many stonemasons he's met (see below) could also count, though he doesn't seem too bothered by it, and just treats it as insolence.
- Bait the Dog: Jaime's interactions with his cousin.
- Big No: Maester Luwin upon seeing Bran and Rickon's apparent dead bodies.
- Also, Sansa when waking up and seeing she has started menstruating.
- Bodyguard Betrayal: How Pyat kills the Thirteen, allowing Xaro to become the first King of Qarth.
- Break the Cutie: Invoked in universe by Sandor Clegane. He explicitly states that the reason he's so harsh towards Sansa is so that she'll be better prepared once she's married to Joffrey. And now that she's had her first period, this may quickly become a reality.
- Catapult Nightmare: Sansa has one regarding the attempted rape from the previous episode.
- Catch Phrase: Ygritte's infamous "You know nothing, Jon Snow" is finally uttered onscreen.
- Charles Atlas Superpower: Hodor can crack a walnut open with one bare hand. Thank god he's on the Starks' side.
- Chekhov's Skill: Pyat's duplication trick.
- Composite Character: Dagmer plays the role of the creature Reek here.
- Deadpan Snarking at a Dragon: Tywin is impressed that Arya is well-versed in the women who fought alongside Aegon the Conqueror and comments that he'd never known such an educated stonemason (in regards to her "father"). Arya is quick to respond:
|
Arya: Have you met many stonemasons, my lord? |
|
- Face Death With Insults: Jaime is as aware as any of them that he is likely to get killed by the mob that night, and continues to insult everyone around him.
- Grammar Nazi: How Tywin knows that Arya is a highborn girl. Arya makes a saving throw by claiming that her mother was a handmaiden to Lady Dustin and taught her daughter "proper... properly!" It's unclear whether Tywin buys the excuse.
|
Tywin: You're too smart for your own good. Has anyone ever told you that? |
|
- Jerkass Has a Point: Once again, the Spice King is a condescending prick, but makes a very good point. His statement that Daenerys' dragons will bring death and misery and that it would be better if they died could well be true.
- Jaime's rant about the multiple, often conflicting oaths of a knight is hard to debate.
- Kick the Dog: Tywin has dozens of his own men hanged and sends Gregor Clegane to terrorize the surrounding countryside just to solve one murder, clearly with less interest in finding out who's guilty and more in sending a message about what happens when he's upset.
- Logic Bomb: Jaime cites all the contradictory oaths he had to swear as a reason for his breaking some of them. Catelyn and Brienne are not impressed.
- A Man Is Not a Virgin: Invoked by Ygritte to Jon.
- Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane: The last time we saw Pyat Pree's duplication trick, it was unclear whether it was real magic or just a trick using a double. This episode quite clearly confirms that he does have real magic.
- Moral Event Horizon: Theon passed further beyond it in this episode, when he apparently finds and kills Rickon and Bran, burns their bodies and hangs them up for all of Winterfell to see. Since we don't see the actual murder, it might be a ruse to consolidate power, but even if it's fake, he still killed two young boys. (It's even worse [4].)
- Morality Pet: Further evidence that Arya is one for Tywin, and Sansa is one for the Hound. This episode also confirms that Shae is willing to stick her neck out for Sansa, too.
- Sansa also seems to become one for Cersei, oddly enough.
- Mythology Gag: of course Robb invites Talisa to visit the Crag. The character Talisa replaces, Jeyne Westerling, grew up there.
- Negated Moment of Awesome:
- Jaime escapes his cell, only to be caught in a matter of hours and dragged through a gauntlet of Stark bannermen eager to kill him.
- Shae drawing a knife on an informant to cover up Sansa having her first period was pointless since the Hound turned up soon after and found out anyway.
- Never Found the Body: Dany's statement that of course the missing Doreah is dead. Possibly a wink to the fact that she actually is long since dead by this point in the book.
- No Periods, Period: Painfully and terrifyingly averted for Sansa.
- Open Secret: In her conversation with Tyrion, Cersei doesn't bother hiding the fact that Jaime is the father of her children.[5] Similarly, Jaime openly admits it to Cat and Brienne.
- Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?: Ygritte asks Jon if he pulled a dagger on her while they huddled for warmth.
- Pet the Dog: Subverted. Jaime is genuinely supportive and encouraging to the young cousin who clearly hero-worships him. He then beats him to death to create a diversion which might let him escape.
- Cersei's genuinely well-intentioned advice to Sansa on how to best deal with her upcoming marriage to Joffrey. She later admits to Tyrion that her son is completely out of control, and she's regretting putting him on the throne.
- Arya is already pretty well established as Tywin's Morality Pet, but his permitting her to eat his supper even after her impertinence is quite striking. However, it's implied he was making use of her as a food taster (following Lorch's poisoning) so possibly subverted in that respect.
- Power Tattoo: Quaithe draws a big one on a naked guy's back, because he must sail past Old Valyria and all who travel too close to the Doom must have protection.
- Rags to Royalty: Xaro Xoan Daxos finally achieved this even without marrying Daenarys.
- Scenery Porn: Iceland again. As long as the story stays north of the Wall this trope will probably be in effect.
- Shaming the Mob: Played with. Catelyn manages to stop Karstark killing Jaime on the spot, but nobody has any illusions about Jaime's chances of survival when the mob gets increasingly drunk and restless that night.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: Discussed in-universe. Tywin comments on Arya's fascination with the dragon riders Visenya and Rhaenys, remarking that most girls would be more interested in romantic tales with flowers and fair maidens. Arya counters by saying that, in her opinion, most girls are stupid. Tywin chuckles and says Arya reminds him of Cersei (see below).
- Torture Always Works: Averted. Gregor Clegane has completely failed to find out who killed Lorch and where the Brotherhood is despite his best efforts to torture the information out of people.
- Unresolved Sexual Tension: The scene between Robb and Lady Talisa is crawling with it. Karstark has noticed it too, as he angrily points out that Robb took Talisa with him to negotiate a surrender with another castle.
- Ygritte deliberately tries to invoke it between herself and Jon. It's all just to distract him from the ambush she's leading him into.
- You Remind Me of X: Arya reminds Tywin of Cersei. We don't see her reaction, but it seems likely that she would have taken it as a Compliment Backfire.
- ↑ The nearest (civilian) settlement to Castle Black is called Mole's Town, and they in fact do have a brothel there, where the black brothers go to "dig for buried treasure." And yes, Jon knows about it; it's an open secret. But can you blame him for not bringing it up?
- ↑ You'll see them next season; for now, just think of them as La Résistance
- ↑ Referring to his selling information about Daenarys and Viserys to Varys.
- ↑ , where the mother of the two boys was his first lover. And he kills her anyhow because she was trying to protect her sons. And hell, it's a possiblity--if a remote one--that one of the two boys might have been Theon's bastard
- ↑ In A Clash of Kings, Tyrion reveals that he knew about his siblings early on in the book (and gets slapped by Cersei for joking about it). This is the first time he openly acknowledges the affair in the show, though.