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'''Pit:''' Eh heh heh... yeah... let's just stick with the stuff from this game. }}
Just because this game is full of them, we now have a page dedicated to the nonstop banterfest of ''Kid Icarus: Uprising''. All spoilers will be unmarked, but will be kept in specific folders for your convenience.
== How to Play ==
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'''Pit:''' That move feels so familiar.
'''Palutena:''' I think they used it in that one series, "Super Bash Sisters."
'''Pit:''' You mean "[[Super Smash Bros.]]."?
'''Palutena:''' Uh, I don't think it was that.
'''Pit:''' It's definitely that. }}
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'''Pit:''' Um... Oh, right! So you know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets? }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' The monster situation is quite clamant.
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'''Pit:''' Ahhh, that makes ''[[Sincerity Mode|perfect]]'' sense! Thank you! }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' It looks like your wings are losing feathers, Pit.
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'''Pit:''' I am '''NOT''' doing a comb-over! }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Wouldn't it be nice to be a goldfish?
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'''Palutena:''' I don't know about that. My goldfish always died on me. }}
{{quote|''(when you have a staff equipped and Palutena and Pit are discussing how it's good for sniping)''
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'''Pit:''' You just totally made that up, didn't you. }}
{{quote|''(when you have claws equipped)''
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'''Pit:''' Come on now! Penguins don't even have claws! }}
{{quote|''(when you have a bow equipped)''
'''Palutena:''' It's a pretty well-balanced weapon.
'''Pit:''' Yeah, I used one in my last [[Super Smash Bros.|brawl]].<br />
'''Palutena:''' Brawl? Were you hurt!?<br />
'''Pit:''' No, it was a [[Super Smash Bros.|smash]]!<br />
'''Palutena:''' I just can't picture you in a [[Super Smash Bros.|melee]].<br />
'''Pit:''' That's because I wasn't... }}
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{{quote|''(when you have orbitars equipped during chapters where {{spoiler|Viridi is mission control}})''
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'''Pit:''' But if you're at a point where you'd eat an orbitar, you're probably already doomed.
'''{{spoiler|Viridi}}:''' Hmm. Good point. }}
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{{quote|''(when you have an arm equipped during chapters where {{spoiler|Viridi is mission control}})''
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'''Pit:''' I think I know what you're getting at. You're saying I should get a big truck!
'''{{spoiler|Viridi}}:''' No, Pit. That's not what I'm saying. }}
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{{quote|''(when you have a blade equipped during chapters where {{spoiler|Viridi is mission control}})''
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'''Pit:''' Wait, are we still talking about blades?
'''{{spoiler|Viridi}}:''' What do you think? }}
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{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Viridi}}:''' Oh, look at us fighting on the same side! It's like you're a member of my army now.
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' [[Reality Subtext|Sorry to keep you waiting! It's been TOO long, Lady Palutena!]]}}
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{{quote|'''Medusa:''' Hello again, Pit. And you, too, Palutena. Here to crash my homecoming party?
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'''Medusa:''' What better way to celebrate my return than with a festive little bloodbath? After all, I ''have'' been [[Reality Subtext|gone for 25 years]]. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Do you ''hear'' that? Do you ''hear'' the peoples' ''cheers''? They're celebrating the return of the goddess Palutena!}}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Twinbellows!
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{{quote|'''Pit:'''Whoaaaa! G-Force in my faaace! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' So this is the dark lord's castle.
'''Palutena:''' Yes, he must've scrambled to build it after Medusa's resurrection.
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'''Palutena:''' Monsters designed to wreak havoc and sow sadness. *pause* Are you excited?
'''Pit:''' Yeah. It's like a birthday party where everyone wants to kill me. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Magnus sure is strong.
'''Palutena:''' Yes, [[Badass Normal|especially for a human.]]<br />
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'''Palutena:''' I take it back. This guy's a jerk.<br />
'''Pit:''' O...K... }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' I can also see what's in your heart.
'''Pit:''' Oh... heh heh. That's really... something...
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'''Pit:''' [[Implausible Deniability|I know... I was... also kidding...]] }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Wait, is this... Ha! It is! A hot spring!
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'''Magnus:''' [[Squick|We're done talking about this.]] }}
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{{quote|'''Dark Lord Gaol:''' It's so typical of you to pawn off your work on someone else.
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'''Dark Lord Gaol:''' That's funny. Business is booming for me. We're even hiring more staff! }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' I don't know much about the situation... But it seems that Magnus and Gaol used to be close friends.
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'''Magnus:''' Don't make me laugh, "dark lord"! Now put on some pants, and fight like a man! }}
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{{quote|''(If Magnus is defeated before Pit and Palutena are finished talking)''
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'''Hewdraw 1:''' Just come a little closer... }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Get ready, 'cause it's time for--
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'''Hewdraw 1, 2 & 3:''' EVERYONE SHUT UP AND FOCUS! }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 1:''' Oh... I'm the only one left!
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'''Hewdraw 1:''' That's fine. I'm glad to be rid of that dead weight! }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 2:''' Where did Lefty and Righty go?
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'''Hewdraw 2:''' Whatever, I never liked those guys anyway. }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 3:''' Ah! The other heads! You have no right!
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'''Hewdraw 3:''' Okay, that's it! You're dead! }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 1:''' So, you killed my brothers?
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'''Hewdraw 1:''' Oh thank you! Thank you! Now I'm finally free! }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 1:''' No... I'm too pretty to die! *dies*
'''Pit:''' Hah. Victorious. }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 2:''' So, you've finished off the others, eh?
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'''Hewdraw 2:''' Then you've saved the best for last! Let's get down to ''business!'' }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 2:''' Look how far you've come, Pit! I'm proud of you. *dies*
'''Pit:''' Huh. You don't usually meet such nice bosses... }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 3:''' So nice to see you again!
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'''Hewdraw 3:''' Hahaha! That's big talk, little firecracker! }}
{{quote|'''Hewdraw 3:''' Before I die, I just wanna say- *dies*
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'''Pit:''' ...That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it? }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' I'm trying to find another one of Medusa's commanders, Pandora.
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'''Palutena:''' Maybe. }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Reapers may look all evil and crazy, but there's a good reason for that.
'''Palutena:''' [[Shaped Like Itself|They ARE]] [[
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Considering this is the Reaper fortress, there really aren't many Reapers.
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'''Palutena:''' Thank you, Pit. I do my best. Now, then... Let's proceed. }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Not ''this'' guy!
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'''Palutena:''' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|No, it's really not.]] }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Those aren't just flirty looks coming from the Great Reaper's eyes.
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'''Pit:''' Aw! You're ''killing'' me here! }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' You know what, Lady Palutena?
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'''Pit:''' I'll just pretend you didn't say that. }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' It's a Handora ambush!
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'''Palutena:''' No, I said ''Hand''ora. You know, the... hand... monsters. }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Is THIS a dead end?
'''Palutena:''' Yes...? No...? Uh.... }}
{{quote|'''Pandora:''' The new me leads a more grounded life. Yoga, macrobiotics, reflexology...
'''Pit:''' Don't you need feet for that? }}
{{quote|''(after going down a hallway that loops back to the same room)''
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'''Pandora:''' You seem to have a thing for this room. }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Where are we?
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'''Pandora:''' Your delivery stinks. Say it with ''feeling''. This isn't public radio, you know! }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' What's an Exo Tank doing here anyway?
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'''Pit:''' How'd you build a parking lot without hands?
'''Pandora:''' [[Hand Wave|Hard work and determination.]] }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' The Mirror of Truth makes a copy of whatever stands in front of it.
'''Pit:''' So, hypothetically speaking, it could turn one ice-cream sundae into two?
'''Pandora:''' ...And ''that''{{'}}s why you're one of the greatest minds of our time. }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Does the mirror copy its soul too, or just its body?
'''Palutena:''' That's a good question. Maybe ''Pandora'' will tell us.
'''Pandora:''' Do I ''LOOK'' like a strategy guide? In case you haven't noticed, ''this isn't the Ask Auntie Pandora' hour!'' }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Pandora certainly has... ''(whispering)'' ''interesting ideas about interior design''.
'''Pandora:''' Rude rude rude. You don't see me breaking into YOUR home amd criticizing YOUR style.
'''Pandora:''' I mean, marble columns? Really? How gauche! }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Those orange platforms seem to spell something.
'''Pit:''' Ooh, ooh! Like a secret message! Can you decode it?
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'''Pandora:''' You're just jealous of my knack for interior design AND my flair for spelling.
'''Palutena:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Yes. I'll never have powers like yours.]] }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' I guess it's bouncy time.
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'''Pandora:''' So what? I thought it would be fun to watch people bounce around on them. And I was right! ...Even though this is the first time someone's made it this far. }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' You know I appreciate your help, Lady Palutena, but I'd be totally fine without all this hand-holding too.
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'''Palutena:''' We understand. Rules of being a boss. }}
{{quote|'''Pandora:''' You're here. [[Flat Joy|Yay.]]
'''Pit:''' Pandora!
'''Pit:''' Servant of Medusa floating before me! It's time for you to atone for your crimes[[Bishie Sparkle|!]] I am Pit! Servant of the goddess of Light! [[Punctuated!
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'''Palutena:''' What was ''that'' all about? }}
{{quote|'''Pandora:''' Let's get right to introductions. This here is Dark Pit. He'll be your escort ''out of this life.''
'''Dark Pit:''' *[[Offhand Backhand|WHAP]]*
'''Dark Pit:''' Speak for yourself. }}
{{quote|'''Pandora:''' You ''fool!'' You were created to serve ''me!'' Your opponent's over ''there!''
'''Dark Pit:''' [[Medium Awareness|You're a boss, Pandora]], but you're not ''my'' boss! }}
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'''Pit:''' WHAT? But ''you're'' a copy of ''me!''
'''Dark Pit:''' Come on, now, think about it! [[Insane Troll Logic|If I was a copy, why would I kick my own butt]]? }}
{{quote|'''Medusa:''' You're a real go-getter, Dark Pit. I like that.
'''Dark Pit:''' Is that so?
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'''Medusa:''' Did I say something ''funny?''
'''Dark Pit:''' You've got me confused with the other guy. ''This'' Pit is no pawn. I'll take care of him. But only after I've finished ''you!'' }}
{{quote|'''Dark Pit:''' Hey there, Pit Stain!
'''Pit:''' You know I could call you the same thing, right? }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' It's a shame that Pittoo is just so obnoxious. Just think of all the stuff you could get done with more than one of yourself.
'''Palutena:''' That's a good idea. Having a bunch of Pits COULD come in handy...
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'''Palutena:''' Of course I would. That's part of the goddess job description.
'''Pit:''' I should've gone to school for goddessry. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Why are you all doom and gloom all the time, Pittoo?
'''Dark Pit:''' I think a better question is why are YOU so annoyingly cheerful?
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'''Pit:''' ''(singing)'' Or you'll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat...
'''Dark Pit:''' Like I said. Annoying. }}
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{{quote|'''Dark Pit:''' Bring it, puppet!
'''Pit:''' Who are you calling a puppet?
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'''Palutena:''' Alright. Just hold your breath, then! For about four hours!<br />
'''Pit:''' I SAID, YOU'RE CRAZY! }}
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{{quote|'''Tanatos:''' Oh goodie! Guests! Protecting an impregnable fortress can get awfully lonely!
'''Pit:''' Tanatos! God of death!
'''Thanatos:''' Actually, I go by "Thanatos", now. The extra "h" is for ''[[Large Ham|HAMAZING!]]'' }}
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{{quote|'''Thanatos:''' *Transforms into a bat* Kee! Kee!
'''Pit:''' That's not even what a bat sounds like!
'''Thanatos:''' Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!
'''Pit:''' And neither is that! This is getting really old, really fast! }}
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{{quote|'''Thanatos:''' *Transforms into an urn* I'm just gonna catch a few Zs here. By the way, [[
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{{quote|'''Thanatos:''' *Transforms into a doll*
'''Palutena:''' It looks like he transformed into... a doll?
'''Pit:''' There's something inside of the doll!
'''Palutena:''' Wait, inside Thanatos... [[Matryoshka Object|is a mini Thanatos]]? I wonder if they sell these at the gift shop. }}
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{{quote|'''Thanatos:''' *Transforms into an array of spears and a sword* [[Dissonant Serenity|~Slicety-Sliiiice! Dicety-Diiiice! Stabbity-stab-stab-staaaaab!~]]<br />
'''Pit:''' You don't have to sound so gleeful! }}
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{{quote|'''Thanatos:''' *Transforms into a giant foot*
'''Pit:''' A foot?
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'''Palutena:''' You know, [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|a pirate ship...in space.]] }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' So I should destroy the shiny thing?
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'''Pit:''' Sounds... [[Buffy-Speak|hurty]]. }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Is that a switch?
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{{quote|'''Space Pirate Captain:''' *gibberish*
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'''Pit:''' Oh man, not the space plank! }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' A space kraken?! Well, ''that'' came out of nowhere!}}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' The box has really held up well!
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'''Pit:''' ''Probably''. }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Pittoo! What are you doing here?
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'''Dark Pit:''' Don't make me laugh. Now, enough talky talk. There's fighting to be done! }}
{{quote|'''Dark Pit:''' Hi-yah!
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'''Palutena:''' For future reference, face kicking isn't usually this effective. }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' Twinbellows! Here, boy! Old Pit's gonna teach you even MORE new tricks! And if you're good, I'll take you for a walk and give you a bath and a treat. We're gonna rack up some serious ''[[Nintendogs]]'' trainer points together!
'''Palutena:''' Focus, Pit. }}
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{{quote|'''Medusa:''' I find it very ironic that you would call yourself the "goddess of light". After all, it was ''you'' who turned me into a monster! It was ''you'' who hunted me down!
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'''Pit:''' Threaten all you want, Medusa! You don't scare me. I will defeat you. I'll return to Skyworld victorious! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Huh? What the heck is that?!
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'''Pit:''' Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. ''(pause)'' No... not really. }}
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{{quote|'''Medusa:''' I can sense you getting closer, Pit!
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'''Medusa:''' And you're not exactly a brave hero. Yet somehow, the thought of our confrontation fills me with anticipation. So ''hurry'' to me, Pit. I'll strip you of your wings and sever you from the heavens ''forever!'' }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Listen well, all you demons of the Underworld! In the name of the goddess Palutena! The defender of all that is good! Those who hide in the darkness will be made to face the light.
'''Palutena:''' Fly, Pit! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Wow, warping that huge body must be a pain!
'''Medusa:''' Who are you calling huge, you insignificant little thing? }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' We did it! We really did it!
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{{spoiler|'''Hades:''' [[Wham! Line|Now wait just a second.]]}} }}
{{quote|'''Hades:''' Sorry to keep YOU waiting. But now that I'm here, let's get this party started! }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Her thirst for revenge was so great it seemed a shame to let it go to waste. Oh, pretty Palutena. You must have really done a number on her.
'''Palutena:''' I won't deny that.
'''Hades:''' But she's old news, and old news ''bores'' me. We must look to the future. And that future is ''me'', the true leader of the Underworld! Next to me, little miss Medusa is going to look like a sweet, cuddly bunny. }}
{{quote|'''Hades:''' I must bid you... adieu.
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' ''My'' wish would be to fly by myself!}}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' He's the ''Phoenix''. Don't worry, he'll come back.
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'''Pit:''' How about I say it a third time? I'm not scared at all! }}
{{quote|'''Hades:''' So the "good guys" covet the Wish Seed as well, eh? Tell me, goddess. What do ''you'' wish for? Is it all kittens and rainbows, or is it something more... ''interesting''?
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'''Hades:''' How ''cold'' of you! Your words pierce my heart like an icicle! }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Look, Pit! A hot spring!
'''Pit:''' Sco-o-ore! Who has two thumbs and loves hot springs? ''Everybody with two thumbs!'' }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' The Phoenix is up ahead.
'''Hades:''' Go die now! }}
=== Chapter 11 ===
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{{quote|''' {{spoiler|Viridi}}:''' Hahahaha! Nice shot, if I do say so myself!
'''Viridi:''' Good riddance, human ''scum!'' The world's better off without you! }}
{{quote|'''Viridi:''' So you're the famous Palutena! I hear you've been busy!
'''Palutena:''' And you're Viridi. Ruler of the earth, and all living things.
'''Viridi:''' Hm! I didn't know I had a fan club.
'''Pit:''' WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS?!
'''Viridi:''' [[Humans Are
{{quote|'''Pit:''' This is a pretty twisted version of "nature"...
'''Viridi:''' Humans massacre Earth's creatures, decimate the trees, and exploit the land. ''They're'' the twisted ones! They're enemies of life itself! Tell me, Palutena, why do ''they'' deserve special treatment?
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'''Palutena:''' You've given us no choice but to oppose you, Viridi!<br />
'''Viridi:''' Oh, that's ''brave'' of you. But the Forces of Nature? We're not what you're used to. }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' It looks like there used to be a hot spring here.
'''Pit:''' Wait! There's a little water left!
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'''Viridi:''' What's with you and hot springs?
'''Pit:''' What's with ''you'' and not minding your own business? }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' This place is big.
'''Palutena:''' There's another Aether Ring in the middle of that giant tree.
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'''Pit:''' I can't believe you didn't think of that before.
'''Viridi:''' You were attacking! I was busy! Leave me alone! }}
{{quote|'''Pit:''' A hot spring! A HUGE HOT SPRING!
'''Palutena:''' It's nature's bathtub! }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Viridi's army is called the Forces of Nature. Most of her troops are made from natural materials, like wood, dirt, and rocks.
'''Pit:''' Eco-conscious down to her troops! Everyone's going green these days.
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'''Pit:''' Yeah? Well...every dweeb has his day!
'''Palutena:''' Hmm... Make that two points for Viridi. }}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' Dang it, Hades! Get your filthy troops out of MY bomb depot!
'''Hades:''' [[You're Cute When You're Angry|You're awfully cute when you're flustered]], rosebud. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Wowza!
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'''Palutena:''' Too bad Pit's just so...[[Teeny Weenie|tiny]].<br />
'''Pit:''' [[Luminescent Blush|Hey, I can hear you, ya know!]] }}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' More Underworld forces!
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'''Pit:''' Just this little victory song I made up. }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' With all this firepower, Arlon must be gearing up for a massive attack!
'''Arlon:''' Why on earth would I be attacking? I'm far too busy... ''[[Foreshadowing|defending]]'', my dear. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' What's a purview? And why do you talk like that?
'''Pit:''' Bad guys are supposed to be more like "Graaahhhh!" and "I'm gonna KEEL you!" }}
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{{quote|'''Arlon:''' Let me introduce you to the Flages, the covert-ops specialists for Viridi's army. Do they strike your fancy?
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'''Pit:''' I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! I don't care at all! }}
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{{quote|'''Arlon:''' Oh yes, I ''almost'' forgot.
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'''Arlon:''' And the gates... go... shut. }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Deploying the Palutena Super-Sensor.
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'''Palutena:''' Hee hee, I don't. You know how I like to make stuff up. }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Pittoo just isn't happy unless he's fighting someone.
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'''Pit:''' You're telling ''me.''
'''Hades:''' He IS the God of Death after all. So he gets free perks like evil powers and health insurance....and free soda. }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Thannypoo, are you okay?
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'''Viridi:''' That's because Phosphora combines the depeachifying power and speed of lightning! }}
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{{quote|'''Phosphora:''' Finishing blow!
'''Thanatos:''' Aaaaahhhh! Farewell cry! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' ''(dodges laser)'' Wah!
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'''Phosphora:''' Looking forward to it! }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Phosphora is busy recharging at the temple's center.
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'''Palutena:''' I know it's difficult when she's flirting with you, but remember that she's the ENEMY.<br />
'''Pit:''' Right... }}
{{quote|'''Phosphora:''' Hello there!
'''Pit:''' Attention, pet of Viridi! You'd better [[Punctuated!
'''[[Smoking Barrel Blowout|Phosphora]]:''' Enough blabbity-blab. Now let's get to the main act! }}
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'''Palutena:''' Um...<br />
'''Viridi:''' You know things are dire if THAT'S the guy we're listening to! }}
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{{quote|'''Pyrrhon:''' Feel the wrath of my pyro blasters, space weirdos! HAHAHAHAHA! Kablooey! Kablammy!
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'''Hades:''' Who, me? I would never! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Hey look, an Exo Tank!
'''Hades:''' Hey look, who cares? }}
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{{quote|*Pit overshoots a ramp on the Exo Tank
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'''Hades:''' Nice one, Pitty! }}
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{{quote|*Pit runs into ''another'' [[Chest Monster|Mimicutie]]*<br />
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'''Pit:''' Nonononononono''no!'' }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Tell me, Pitty Pat, why exactly can’t you fly?
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'''Pit:''' Hey, whose side are you on? }}
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'''Hades:''' What? Don't you like presents, Pitty Pat? }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Weee aarrrre from outerr spaaaaaace...
'''Palutena:''' Yes, yes, you're hilarious. }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! [[When Life Gives You Lemons|When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!]] Like this!<br />
'''Hades:''' [[Moment of Awesome|*rams hijacked ship into mothership*]]<br />
'''Pit:''' Wah! Well, that's one way to do it.<br />
'''Viridi:''' [[Punctuated!
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Pit look, there's a hot spring!
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'''Pit:''' Dangerous? Come on now, I’ve spent this entire game getting shot at. Plus, if Aurum hot springs are so deadly, why didn’t you warn me in the last level?
'''Viridi:''' Because that’s Palutena’s job, not mine. }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Look, there’s an Aether Ring.
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'''Palutena:''' Now now, I think we can all agree that Pit is not a buzzard. Though I HAVE seen him eat some questionable things off the ground.
'''Pit:''' FLOOR ICE CREAM GIVES YOU HEALTH! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' The Forces of Nature?
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'''Hades:''' Attention passengers! Those who fail to pay their fare must exit the vehicle! }}
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{{quote|'''Pyrrhon:''' Do your thing, Pit. You know, your... shooting thing.
}}
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{{quote|'''Pyrrhon:''' Ahahahahahaha! '''[[Evil Laugh|HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!]]''' Nicely done!<br />
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'''Pyrrhon:''' Thanks to you, Pyrrhon has leveled up! I am now a [[Up to Eleven|level-infinity epic super-god PLUS!]] Ultimate power is now Pyrrhon's. }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Oh snap. Poor Pitty got duped.
'''Viridi:''' This might not be the best time to rub salt in the wound. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' What kind of rat tricks an ''angel'', Pyrrhon?!
'''Pyrrhon:''' '''WHAT?''' I can't '''hear''' you over all this '''AWESOME!''' }}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' Time to let nature take its course.
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' The centurions are in way over their heads!
'''Palutena:''' They mean well. They're just not very effective.
'''Viridi:''' Pretty harsh words for your own troops. }}
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{{quote|'''Aurum Pyrrhon:''' <ref>KILL</ref>}}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' I...guess I'm a dog now. This is getting weirder and weirder... But where'd the little girl go? Hmm. She must have run off. Anyway, on to the town! I gotta be careful not to drop the ring. So that means no more mouth-breathing. And no crazy barking. And no eating delicious garbage off the ground... Not that I would, of course.
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{{quote|'''Pit''' ''(still as a dog)'': Good thing the centurions are on patrol. The square's looking... RUFF! Heh heh. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Hey, something smells really good. This new sniffer is really doing its job. Is that garbage? Beef garbage? Man, I am SO hungry! Why am I craving garbage? Oh no no no! Stop drooling, stop drooling! The slobber's getting the ring all wet! Ugh, I'm grossing myself out!
}}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' ''(to Magnus, still a dog)'' Hey! Hey! How's it going? Listen, you gotta take this ring! Go on! Take it!
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''(Magnus tosses the ring away)''
'''Pit:''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! No, no, no, no! Pick it back up! Where are you going? Don't go! Don't go! Put the ring on! You can always pawn it! It's a little slobbery, but I'm sure it's worth a lot. C'mon, don't make me beg! PLEASE take the ring! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' It feels like just yesterday we were fighting together.
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'''Magnus:''' How's this for starters? You've become the enemy of all mankind! }}
{{quote|'''Magnus:''' No-one ''knows'' what happened. Did your goddess just ''lose her mind?''}}
{{quote|''(Magnus is up against a centurion strongarm - twice his height, and each arm is as thick around as his body)''
'''Magnus:''' Aww, look at that cute little fella. }}
{{quote|''(Magnus is up against more centurions)''
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'''Magnus:''' Is that supposed to sound like me? 'Cause it doesn't. }}
{{quote|'''Magnus:''' Why are there so many enemies today? What, was MinionMart having a sale?}}
{{quote|'''Magnus:''' Hot springs don't usually heal humans. You must be having an effect on me.
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'''Magnus:''' [[It Makes Sense in Context|Wait, what? No! Those are MY pants!]] }}
{{quote|'''Pit's Body:''' ...
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'''Magnus:''' What are you talking about? So do you!<br />
'''Pit:''' Well, yeah, but... I can't help it if Lady Palutena has my back! }}
{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Well, it's been a while, Pit!
'''Pit:''' Lady Palutena... What has happened?!
'''Palutena:''' Everything changes, Pit! Even ''gods!'' }}
{{quote|''(At Viridi's temple)''
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'''Viridi:''' Do you have to be such a insufferable suck-up all the time? It won't get you anywhere with me. My only concern is taking down Hades. Anyway, you can equip weapons and powers here, just like always. Got it?
'''Pit:''' Got it. }}
=== Chapter 19 ===
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'''Pit:''' You know, you can be really nice when you try. }}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' The force field around Palutena's temple is incredibly strong. We're going to need to borrow the Lightning Chariot.
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'''Viridi:''' So you don't really care about saving Palutena after all.<br />
'''Pit:''' Grrrr...<br />
'''Viridi:''' She could be in agony at this very moment. She could be trapped inside a dungeon of madness. She could be crying out, [[
'''Pit:''' OK OK OK OK OK! I guess it IS my duty to rescue her.<br />
'''Viridi:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Yeah, I know! That was my point!]] }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Well, hello again, friends!
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'''Hades:''' It's one slick ride! A veritable goddess magnet if you will.
'''Viridi:''' Please. I'm a goddess, and I would never ride in that thing. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' I guess there is only one thing I can do. I'll go talk to this Chariot Master guy in person. He's at the top of this tower, right?
'''Viridi:''' That's right. Hey look at you acting all assertive. You're just grabbing life by the horns and shaking it until it moos. }}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' Those floor panels alternate between hurting you and not hurting you. They don't seem to have any affect on those Underworld enemies, though. Odd.
'''Chariot Master:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|It's a known issue. It'll be resolved in the next version of the tower.]]<br />
'''Pit:''' Someone needs a better QA department. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Ok, so we've got rolling obstacles.
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'''Pit:''' Something seems familiar about this...
'''Hades:''' I guess the Chariot Master has played [[Donkey Kong]]. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Am I ever going to get to the top of this tower?
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'''Viridi:''' Shhh, they're going to hear you! We're not supposed to talk about that! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' This isn't how I wanted things to go, but I have to save Lady Palutena!
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'''Pit:''' We do! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' What's happening to you?
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Gaaaaaaah! My skin feels like it's going to peel right off!
'''Viridi:''' What was that? You want to go faster?! You are the arrow of light that pierces the heart of darkness! }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' Hello again, Pit.
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'''Palutena:''' Don't get me wrong. I appreciate how easy that's made things for me. But you have to understand, the past is gone.<br />
'''Pit:''' Fine. If that's the way you really feel, I guess I have no choice. As the captain of your guard, it's my duty to save you from what you've become. And if saving you means defeating you, then I'll do what I have to do. }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Sorry I'm late! Thanks for clearing the way for me, Pitty Pat.
'''Pit:''' Hades!
'''Viridi:''' Oh great. It's Mr. Personality. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' It's a long way down.
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'''Palutena:''' I wouldn't be so sure about that.
'''Pit:''' [[Butt Monkey|What is this, Everyone Pick On Pit Day]]? }}
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{{quote|''(Should Pit fail the Exo-Tank segment)''
'''Hades:''' Aaaa!<ref>Buzzer noise</ref> You fail!
'''Viridi:''' Try again, Pit. You can do it. }}
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{{quote|''(Should he fail again)''
'''Hades:''' Close. So close.
'''Viridi:''' Drive right down the center of the course! }}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' It's finally time to save Palutena!
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'''Pit:''' No! You just do it anyway! }}
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{{quote|''(If Pit fails to shoot down the Chaos Kin at the end of the Air Battle)''
'''Pit:''' No!
'''Viridi:''' You're out of time. And out of flight. I can't even get you home. I'm sorry Pit... }}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' Wave six! Wait, that's a Boom Stomper and some Bumpety Bombs! Those are MY troops too!
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'''Viridi:''' Bumpety Bomb... ''(laughs)'' Have you ever heard anything so adorable? }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' You know, Komaytos look an awful lot like little Metroids.
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'''Pit:''' Hey, what's your problem?<br />
'''Viridi:''' This game universe and that game universe have NOTHING to do with each other! So don't go around spreading rumors! }}
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{{quote|'''Dark Pit:''' Looks like you could use a little help.
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'''Pit and Dark Pit:''' OK then. Let's take these enemies down! }}
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{{quote|'''Dark Pit:''' Our Pre-boss-battle rally cry!
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'''Pit:'''And anyone who doesn't want to die, too bad!<br />
'''Pit and Dark Pit:''' Aw, yeah! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' You'll pay for what you've done, Chaos Kin!
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'''Viridi:''' I have a brain age of 24!
'''Palutena:''' And that's relevant because...? }}
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{{quote|'''Dark Pit:''' It's been fun touring the City of Souls and all, but we're here to save Pit, right?
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'''Hades:''' Get a room, lovebirds. }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' This WAS a stream of souls. But so many lives have been lost that it's now a torrent. All souls need to find their final resting place down here so that life can spring anew. That's part of the natural cycle of life. But Hades keeps playing with souls. He won't let them rest. His [[Blood Knight|bloodlust]] has thrown everything off balance.<br />
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'''Viridi:''' But to do that, we're going to need Pit's help. Let's get him patched up. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Lady Palutena! Lady Palutena!!!
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' [[Jump Scare|Hello]] [[Megaton Punch|there!]]}}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Hades!
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'''Hades:''' ''PIIIIITTTT!''
'''Pit and Hades:''' It's ''ON''! }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Ooh! Do I spy with my little eye the Three Sacred Treasures?
'''Pit:''' Even ''your'' darkness can't hide from the light!
'''Hades:''' Now isn't that just... [[Unblockable Attack|PREC]][[Armor-Piercing Attack|IOUS!]]<br />
* Hades [[Oh Crap|destroys the Three Sacred Treasures]]*
'''Hades:''' Now ''that'' felt good!<br />
'''Palutena:''' Not the Three Sacred Treasures!<br />
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'''Hades:''' Not quite so tough now, are ya? }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Having fun, Pitty Pat?!
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'''Pit:''' [[Everybody Hates Hades|Yeah, shut up!]] }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' I'm trapped!
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'''Pit:''' I didn't have time to rehearse! I've been busy fighting evil, okay? }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' If only Lady Palutena were here to help me. She'd be ''so'' grossed out.
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'''Pit:''' Like I said, I have ideas too. Sometimes. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' ...Why is there a grind rail in ''[[Womb Level|here]]''?}}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Hahahaha, surprised?
'''Pit:''' Uh, ''yeah''. How did you just punch yourself? }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Unfortunately for you, there's only one way out.
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'''Hades:''' And now you'll be ''privy'' to the inside of a ''privy'' too. Tootle...LOO! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Hm? What's that?
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'''Pit:''' ''(normal voice)'' I really need to stop talking to myself. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' ''(high-pitched)'' "It looks like there's a way forward, Pit!"
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'''Pit:''' ''(high-pitched)'' "But you have to be careful, Pit. You're too handsome to lose."
'''Pit:''' ''(normal voice)'' Now that's something we can both agree on! ...I'm really starting to lose it. }}
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{{quote|'''Dark Pit:''' If it weren't for that explosion, I never would've found you.
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{{quote|'''Dyntos:''' Palutena, you'd do well to put a muzzle on your chicken.}}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Sometimes it feels like I'm fighting the entire universe.}}
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{{quote|'''Dyntos:''' Here it is. The Great Sacred Treasure!
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'''Hades:''' ACHOO!
'''Pit:''' Excuse you. }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' The Great Sacred Treasure is falling apart!
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'''Pit:''' Mech Armor mode engaged! ...This thing is '''''so awesome'''''. }}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' He's covered from head to toe in weaponry. Like a rainbow apocalypse.
'''Hades:''' I prefer to think of it as my devastation ensemble. I only wear it for very special occasions. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|You know, weddings, armageddons...]] }}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' Plucked at the peak of ripeness!
'''Hades:''' And now I'll [[This Is a Drill|drill]] through the rind to remove the [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Pit]]! }}
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{{quote|'''Palutena and Viridi:''' ''Medusa!?!''
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'''Medusa:''' Hades keeps reviving me, but I won't play the puppet anymore! }}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' I fight for all creatures living and breathing! I fight for all departed souls still hanging in limbo! But most of all, I fight for Lady Palutena, the goddess of light! And it's in all their names that I will crush you, lord of the Underworld! I won't let you desecrate another soul!}}
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{{quote|'''Hades:''' ''It's hard to believe... But actually you got me, Pit. The nerve of you.''}}
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{{quote|'''Pit:''' Listen to those cheers! We did it! We saved every living thing! Everywhere!!!}}
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{{quote|'''Viridi:''' Hey! Pay attention! I'm talking at you!}}
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{{quote|'''Palutena:''' It's true. Humans are selfish little creatures driven by greed. Sounds a lot like us gods, wouldn't you say?
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'''Hades:''' Nawwww, I'm just messing with you. Settle down, your saves are, er, safe. I mean, I don't even have a body anymore. Couldn't delete a save file if I wanted to. I'm not even sure I can be resurrected in this state. There's the ''real'' tragedy. This dashing physique, this literally godly body is gone forever? Ladies everywhere are no doubt weeping as we speak! ''Your fault''! Oh well. I'll figure something out. I have, what, 25 years until the next sequel? Anywho, you can always revisit me and other... ''friends''... in the chapters you've beat. You can play our battles over and over again like a favorite book! ...or a broken record! Oh, and if the mood strikes you, throw some hearts into the Fiend's Cauldron. Hearts spice up the difficulty of the level and can net you some sweet rewards! And because I'm not a sore loser, I've unlocked boss battle mode for you. So here's to Kid Icarus: Uprising - my new favorite game of all time. Thanks for playing! Hades... out! }}
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Latest revision as of 00:41, 29 April 2024
Pit: Lady Palutena, I can't believe it, I have my own quotes page! |
Just because this game is full of them, we now have a page dedicated to the nonstop banterfest of Kid Icarus: Uprising. All spoilers will be unmarked, but will be kept in specific folders for your convenience.
How to Play
Palutena: I'll help you prepare for the battles ahead, Pit. |
Palutena: Quickly flick the circle pad in any direction to dash that way. Hold it to run. |
General Quotes that appear throughout the Game
Pit: You know how a chicken takes three steps and forgets? |
Palutena: The monster situation is quite clamant. |
Palutena: It looks like your wings are losing feathers, Pit. |
Pit: Wouldn't it be nice to be a goldfish? |
(when you have a staff equipped and Palutena and Pit are discussing how it's good for sniping) |
(when you have claws equipped) |
(when you have orbitars equipped during chapters where Viridi is mission control) |
(when you have an arm equipped during chapters where Viridi is mission control) |
(when you have a blade equipped during chapters where Viridi is mission control) |
Viridi: Oh, look at us fighting on the same side! It's like you're a member of my army now. |
Chapters 1-5
Chapter 1
Medusa: Hello again, Pit. And you, too, Palutena. Here to crash my homecoming party? |
Pit: Do you hear that? Do you hear the peoples' cheers? They're celebrating the return of the goddess Palutena! |
Pit: Twinbellows! |
Chapter 2
Pit:Whoaaaa! G-Force in my faaace! |
Pit: So this is the dark lord's castle. |
Pit: Magnus sure is strong. |
Palutena: I can also see what's in your heart. |
Pit: Wait, is this... Ha! It is! A hot spring! |
Dark Lord Gaol: It's so typical of you to pawn off your work on someone else. |
Palutena: I don't know much about the situation... But it seems that Magnus and Gaol used to be close friends. |
(If Magnus is defeated before Pit and Palutena are finished talking) |
Chapter 3
Hewdraw 1: Hello, there. |
Pit: Get ready, 'cause it's time for-- |
Hewdraw 1: Oh... I'm the only one left! |
Hewdraw 2: Where did Lefty and Righty go? |
Hewdraw 3: Ah! The other heads! You have no right! |
Hewdraw 1: So, you killed my brothers? |
Hewdraw 1: No... I'm too pretty to die! *dies* |
Hewdraw 2: So, you've finished off the others, eh? |
Hewdraw 2: Look how far you've come, Pit! I'm proud of you. *dies* |
Hewdraw 3: So nice to see you again! |
Hewdraw 3: Before I die, I just wanna say- *dies* |
Chapter 4
Palutena: You remember Reapers, don't you? From the Underworld? |
Palutena: I'm trying to find another one of Medusa's commanders, Pandora. |
Palutena: Reapers may look all evil and crazy, but there's a good reason for that. |
Pit: Considering this is the Reaper fortress, there really aren't many Reapers. |
Pit: Not this guy! |
Palutena: Those aren't just flirty looks coming from the Great Reaper's eyes. |
Pit: You know what, Lady Palutena? |
Chapter 5
Pit: I have to hustle before the Power of Flight runs out! |
Palutena: It's a Handora ambush! |
Pit: Is THIS a dead end? |
Pandora: The new me leads a more grounded life. Yoga, macrobiotics, reflexology... |
(after going down a hallway that loops back to the same room) |
Pit: Where are we? |
Pit: What's an Exo Tank doing here anyway? |
Palutena: The Mirror of Truth makes a copy of whatever stands in front of it. |
Pit: Does the mirror copy its soul too, or just its body? |
Palutena: Pandora certainly has... (whispering) interesting ideas about interior design. |
Palutena: Those orange platforms seem to spell something. |
Pit: I guess it's bouncy time. |
Pit: You know I appreciate your help, Lady Palutena, but I'd be totally fine without all this hand-holding too. |
Pandora: You're here. Yay. |
Pandora: Let's get right to introductions. This here is Dark Pit. He'll be your escort out of this life. |
Pandora: You fool! You were created to serve me! Your opponent's over there! |
Chapters 6-9
Chapter 6
Pit: Are you with the Underworld Army? Is that why you have it out for me? |
Medusa: You're a real go-getter, Dark Pit. I like that. |
Dark Pit: Hey there, Pit Stain! |
Pit: It's a shame that Pittoo is just so obnoxious. Just think of all the stuff you could get done with more than one of yourself. |
Pit: Why are you all doom and gloom all the time, Pittoo? |
Dark Pit: Bring it, puppet! |
Chapter 7
Pit: Wait, so I'm going to be fighting his forces under the sea? How am I supposed to do that? |
Tanatos: Oh goodie! Guests! Protecting an impregnable fortress can get awfully lonely! |
Thanatos: *Transforms into a bat* Kee! Kee! |
Thanatos: *Transforms into an urn* I'm just gonna catch a few Zs here. By the way, your attacks are useless. |
Thanatos: *Transforms into a doll* |
Thanatos: *Transforms into an array of spears and a sword* ~Slicety-Sliiiice! Dicety-Diiiice! Stabbity-stab-stab-staaaaab!~ |
Thanatos: *Transforms into a giant foot* |
Chapter 8
Pit: With Medusa's commanders out of the way, we're getting to the battle of battles! But this isn't the way to the Underworld. Where are we going? |
Pit: So I should destroy the shiny thing? |
Pit: Is that a switch? |
Space Pirate Captain: *gibberish* |
Palutena: A space kraken?! Well, that came out of nowhere! |
Pit: The box has really held up well! |
Chapter 9
Palutena: Look at those Trailtails drawing lines. |
Pit: Pittoo! What are you doing here? |
Dark Pit: Hi-yah! |
Pit: Twinbellows! Here, boy! Old Pit's gonna teach you even MORE new tricks! And if you're good, I'll take you for a walk and give you a bath and a treat. We're gonna rack up some serious Nintendogs trainer points together! |
Medusa: I find it very ironic that you would call yourself the "goddess of light". After all, it was you who turned me into a monster! It was you who hunted me down! |
Pit: Huh? What the heck is that?! |
Medusa: I can sense you getting closer, Pit! |
Pit: Listen well, all you demons of the Underworld! In the name of the goddess Palutena! The defender of all that is good! Those who hide in the darkness will be made to face the light. |
Pit: Wow, warping that huge body must be a pain! |
Pit: We did it! We really did it! |
Hades: Sorry to keep YOU waiting. But now that I'm here, let's get this party started! |
Hades: Her thirst for revenge was so great it seemed a shame to let it go to waste. Oh, pretty Palutena. You must have really done a number on her. |
Hades: I must bid you... adieu. |
Chapters 10-14
Chapter 10
Pit: My wish would be to fly by myself! |
Palutena: He's the Phoenix. Don't worry, he'll come back. |
Hades: So the "good guys" covet the Wish Seed as well, eh? Tell me, goddess. What do you wish for? Is it all kittens and rainbows, or is it something more... interesting? |
Palutena: Look, Pit! A hot spring! |
Palutena: The Phoenix is up ahead. |
Chapter 11
Viridi: Hahahaha! Nice shot, if I do say so myself! |
Viridi: So you're the famous Palutena! I hear you've been busy! |
Pit: This is a pretty twisted version of "nature"... |
Palutena: It looks like there used to be a hot spring here. |
Pit: This place is big. |
Pit: A hot spring! A HUGE HOT SPRING! |
Palutena: Viridi's army is called the Forces of Nature. Most of her troops are made from natural materials, like wood, dirt, and rocks. |
Chapter 12
Viridi: What mischief are you two getting into now? Rise, my children, and pluck this dweeb from the air! |
Viridi: Dang it, Hades! Get your filthy troops out of MY bomb depot! |
Pit: Wowza! |
Viridi: More Underworld forces! |
Chapter 13
Pit (singing): Again today I will go soaring through the sky |
Palutena: With all this firepower, Arlon must be gearing up for a massive attack! |
Pit: What's a purview? And why do you talk like that? |
Arlon: Let me introduce you to the Flages, the covert-ops specialists for Viridi's army. Do they strike your fancy? |
Arlon: Oh yes, I almost forgot. |
Palutena: Deploying the Palutena Super-Sensor. |
Palutena: Pittoo just isn't happy unless he's fighting someone. |
Chapter 14
Pit: But this is Thanatos's third time around! |
Hades: Thannypoo, are you okay? |
Phosphora: Finishing blow! |
Pit: (dodges laser) Wah! |
Palutena: Phosphora is busy recharging at the temple's center. |
Phosphora: Hello there! |
Chapters 15-17
Chapter 15
Pyrrhon: Lemme drop a little knowledge on you! |
Pyrrhon: Feel the wrath of my pyro blasters, space weirdos! HAHAHAHAHA! Kablooey! Kablammy! |
Pit: Is this... the future? |
Viridi: An elevator into a torture chamber! Convenient! |
Pit: Hey look, an Exo Tank! |
Pit: Nooo! |
Pit: Nononononononono! |
Hades: Tell me, Pitty Pat, why exactly can’t you fly? |
Chapter 16
Viridi: Hey! am I the only one paying attention here? Look! Those Aurum "troops" are just ripoffs of Underworld enemies! |
Hades: Weee aarrrre from outerr spaaaaaace... |
Hades: Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade! Like this! |
Palutena: Pit look, there's a hot spring! |
Palutena: Look, there’s an Aether Ring. |
Pit: The Forces of Nature? |
Chapter 17
Viridi: That Kolma is trying to hitch a free ride! What a deadbeat! |
Pyrrhon: Do your thing, Pit. You know, your... shooting thing. |
Pyrrhon: Ahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Nicely done! |
Hades: Oh snap. Poor Pitty got duped. |
Pit: What kind of rat tricks an angel, Pyrrhon?! |
Viridi: Time to let nature take its course. |
Pit: The centurions are in way over their heads! |
Aurum Pyrrhon: [1] |
Chapters 18-22
Chapter 18
Pit: I...guess I'm a dog now. This is getting weirder and weirder... But where'd the little girl go? Hmm. She must have run off. Anyway, on to the town! I gotta be careful not to drop the ring. So that means no more mouth-breathing. And no crazy barking. And no eating delicious garbage off the ground... Not that I would, of course. |
Pit (still as a dog): Good thing the centurions are on patrol. The square's looking... RUFF! Heh heh. |
Pit: Hey, something smells really good. This new sniffer is really doing its job. Is that garbage? Beef garbage? Man, I am SO hungry! Why am I craving garbage? Oh no no no! Stop drooling, stop drooling! The slobber's getting the ring all wet! Ugh, I'm grossing myself out! |
Pit: (to Magnus, still a dog) Hey! Hey! How's it going? Listen, you gotta take this ring! Go on! Take it! |
Pit: It feels like just yesterday we were fighting together. |
Magnus: No-one knows what happened. Did your goddess just lose her mind? |
(Magnus is up against a centurion strongarm - twice his height, and each arm is as thick around as his body) |
(Magnus is up against more centurions) |
Magnus: Why are there so many enemies today? What, was MinionMart having a sale? |
Magnus: Hot springs don't usually heal humans. You must be having an effect on me. |
Pit's Body: ... |
Palutena: Well, it's been a while, Pit! |
(At Viridi's temple) |
Chapter 19
Pit: Underworld troops on the scene! |
Viridi: The force field around Palutena's temple is incredibly strong. We're going to need to borrow the Lightning Chariot. |
Hades: Well, hello again, friends! |
Pit: I guess there is only one thing I can do. I'll go talk to this Chariot Master guy in person. He's at the top of this tower, right? |
Viridi: Those floor panels alternate between hurting you and not hurting you. They don't seem to have any affect on those Underworld enemies, though. Odd. |
Pit: Ok, so we've got rolling obstacles. |
Pit: Am I ever going to get to the top of this tower? |
Pit: This isn't how I wanted things to go, but I have to save Lady Palutena! |
Pit: What's happening to you? |
Chapter 20
Pit: Gaaaaaaah! My skin feels like it's going to peel right off! |
Palutena: Hello again, Pit. |
Hades: Sorry I'm late! Thanks for clearing the way for me, Pitty Pat. |
Pit: It's a long way down. |
(Should Pit fail the Exo-Tank segment) |
(Should he fail again) |
Viridi: It's finally time to save Palutena! |
Chapter 21
Pit: Seriously? Now what? |
(If Pit fails to shoot down the Chaos Kin at the end of the Air Battle) |
Viridi: Wave six! Wait, that's a Boom Stomper and some Bumpety Bombs! Those are MY troops too! |
Pit: You know, Komaytos look an awful lot like little Metroids. |
Dark Pit: Looks like you could use a little help. |
Dark Pit: Our Pre-boss-battle rally cry! |
Pit: You'll pay for what you've done, Chaos Kin! |
Chapter 22
Hades: My goodness, it feels wonderful to be on the winning team. |
Dark Pit: It's been fun touring the City of Souls and all, but we're here to save Pit, right? |
Palutena: This WAS a stream of souls. But so many lives have been lost that it's now a torrent. All souls need to find their final resting place down here so that life can spring anew. That's part of the natural cycle of life. But Hades keeps playing with souls. He won't let them rest. His bloodlust has thrown everything off balance. |
Pit: Lady Palutena! Lady Palutena!!! |
Chapters 23-25
Chapter 23
Pit: Hades! |
Hades: Having fun, Pitty Pat?! |
Pit: I'm trapped! |
Pit: If only Lady Palutena were here to help me. She'd be so grossed out. |
Pit: ...Why is there a grind rail in here? |
Hades: Hahahaha, surprised? |
Hades: Unfortunately for you, there's only one way out. |
Pit: Hm? What's that? |
Pit: (high-pitched) "It looks like there's a way forward, Pit!" |
Dark Pit: If it weren't for that explosion, I never would've found you. |
Chapter 24
Dyntos: Palutena, you'd do well to put a muzzle on your chicken. |
Pit: Sometimes it feels like I'm fighting the entire universe. |
Dyntos: Here it is. The Great Sacred Treasure! |
Chapter 25
Hades: Hello again, Pitty. |
Pit: The Great Sacred Treasure is falling apart! |
Viridi: He's covered from head to toe in weaponry. Like a rainbow apocalypse. |
Palutena and Viridi: Medusa!?! |
Pit: I fight for all creatures living and breathing! I fight for all departed souls still hanging in limbo! But most of all, I fight for Lady Palutena, the goddess of light! And it's in all their names that I will crush you, lord of the Underworld! I won't let you desecrate another soul! |
Hades: It's hard to believe... But actually you got me, Pit. The nerve of you. |
Pit: Listen to those cheers! We did it! We saved every living thing! Everywhere!!! |
Viridi: Hey! Pay attention! I'm talking at you! |
Palutena: It's true. Humans are selfish little creatures driven by greed. Sounds a lot like us gods, wouldn't you say? |
The End...?
Hades: Well, I must say I am impressed. Such a teeny little angel defeating such a big, bad god of the Underworld. Why, Pitty... that must make you the most powerful Nintendo character of all time! ...I'm actually rather proud of you. 8-bit Pit would have never made it this far. But don't worry, I'm not going to tear up the credits again, the game really is over. Which is why I'm here to delete your save data! 1-2-3-GONE! |
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