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{{quote|''"I use my powers for evil |
{{quote|''"I use my powers for evil |
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I use them any way I want |
''I use them any way I want |
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I use them any way I please"'' |
''I use them any way I please"'' |
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|'''Lesbian Bed Death''', "I Use My Powers For Evil"}} |
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{{quote|''"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty!"'' |
{{quote|''"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty!"'' |
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|'''Professor Ratigan''', ''[[The Great Mouse Detective]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"God, I love being a bad guy."'' |
{{quote|''"God, I love being a bad guy."'' |
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|'''Hugo Snyder''', ''[[Three Ninjas]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Hello, McFly? I'm ''evil''!"'' |
{{quote|''"Hello, McFly? I'm ''evil''!"'' |
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|{{spoiler|'''Sarah'''}}, ''[[LG15: the resistance]]'' [[Season Finale]]}} |
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{{quote|''"I am ''not'' a good person. I have never ''been'' a good person."'' |
{{quote|''"I am ''not'' a good person. I have never ''been'' a good person."'' |
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|'''Triple H''', ''[[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] Monday Night Raw'' 3-Mar-2009, making the understatement of the century.}} |
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{{quote|''"I'm evil. Get it?"'' |
{{quote|''"I'm evil. Get it?"'' |
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|'''Skrawl''', ''[[ChalkZone]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[Catch Phrase|I'm Doctor Horrible!]] [[Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate|I have a Ph. D in Horribleness]]!"'' |
{{quote|''"[[Catch Phrase|I'm Doctor Horrible!]] [[Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate|I have a Ph. D in Horribleness]]!"'' |
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|'''Billy/Doctor Horrible''', [[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]]}} |
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{{quote|'''Castle Heterodyne:''' Then - you're not ''angry?'' |
{{quote|'''Castle Heterodyne:''' Then - you're not ''angry?'' |
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'''Agatha:''' Nah. You did good. |
'''Agatha:''' Nah. You did good. |
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'''Castle:''' "Good." ... Hrm. Perhaps ... you could phrase it some ''other way?'' |
'''Castle:''' "Good." ... Hrm. Perhaps ... you could phrase it some ''other way?'' |
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|''[[Girl Genius]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Vegeta:''' Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot! |
{{quote|'''Vegeta:''' Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot! |
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'''Goku:''' Well that's not very nice! |
'''Goku:''' Well that's not very nice! |
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'''Vegeta:''' Of course not! I'm f*** ing ''evil''! |
'''Vegeta:''' Of course not! I'm f*** ing ''evil''! |
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''*And Later* '' |
''*And Later* '' |
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'''Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of [[Christopher Walken]]? |
'''Vegeta:''' Hey Kakarot, what's the opposite of [[Christopher Walken]]? |
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'''Goku:''' Huh? |
'''Goku:''' Huh? |
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'''Vegeta:''' CHRISTOPHER REEVE! * crushes Goku's legs* |
'''Vegeta:''' CHRISTOPHER REEVE! * crushes Goku's legs* |
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'''Goku:''' * Screams in pain* ... [[Dude, Not Funny|That was in terrible taste!]] |
'''Goku:''' * Screams in pain* ... [[Dude, Not Funny|That was in terrible taste!]] |
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'''Vegeta:''' [[Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor|Don't care! Evil!]] |
'''Vegeta:''' [[Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor|Don't care! Evil!]] |
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|''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]'', "Episode 10, part 1" }} |
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{{quote|''"We all have flaws," he said, "and mine is being wicked."'' |
{{quote|''"We all have flaws," he said, "and mine is being wicked."'' |
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|'''[[James Thurber]]''', ''[[The 13 Clocks]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Jimmy Neutron]]''' I have invited the [[Legion of Doom|Evil Syndicate]] here for [[Strange Bedfellows|a reason]]. |
{{quote|'''[[Jimmy Neutron]]''' I have invited the [[Legion of Doom|Evil Syndicate]] here for [[Strange Bedfellows|a reason]]. |
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'''[[Tak and the Power of Juju|Tak]]:''' But they're evil. |
'''[[Tak and the Power of Juju|Tak]]:''' But they're evil. |
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'''Patrick:''' How can you be so sure the Evil Syndicate are evil? |
'''Patrick:''' How can you be so sure the Evil Syndicate are evil? |
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'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]:''' I say that the "Evil" part of the name is a dead giveaway. |
'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]:''' I say that the "Evil" part of the name is a dead giveaway. |
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|''[[Nicktoons Unite!|Nicktoons: Globs of Doom]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"The pendant's burning tells me that my heart is evil...That's good to know."'' |
{{quote|''"The pendant's burning tells me that my heart is evil...That's good to know."'' |
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|'''Prince Laharl''', ''[[Disgaea: Hour of Darkness]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"You are now official Decepticon warriors. Go out there and be as violent as you can be!"'' |
{{quote|''"You are now official Decepticon warriors. Go out there and be as violent as you can be!"'' |
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|'''Blood''', ''[[Transformers Super God Masterforce]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot."'' |
{{quote|''"One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot."'' |
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|'''Bowser Koopa''', ''The [[Super Mario Bros Super Show]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Ware ga akuma da!"'' (I am ''the'' devil!) |
{{quote|''"Ware ga akuma da!"'' (I am ''the'' devil!) |
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|'''Dr. Weil''', ''[[Mega Man Zero]] 4''}} |
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{{quote|''KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!!'' |
{{quote|''KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!!'' |
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|'''Kharn The Betrayer''', [[Memetic Mutation|great guy,]] ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]''}} |
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{{quote|'' |
{{quote|''And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, |
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To entertain these fair well-spoken days, |
''To entertain these fair well-spoken days, |
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I am determined to prove a villain |
''I am determined to prove a villain |
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And hate the idle pleasures of these days. |
''And hate the idle pleasures of these days.'' |
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|'''Gloucester''', ''[[Richard III]]'', I.i}} |
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{{quote|''O, why should wrath be mute, and fury dumb? |
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I am no baby, I, that with base prayers |
''I am no baby, I, that with base prayers |
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I should repent the evils I have done: |
''I should repent the evils I have done: |
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Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did |
''Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did |
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Would I perform, if I might have my will; |
''Would I perform, if I might have my will; |
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If one good deed in all my life I did, |
''If one good deed in all my life I did, |
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I do repent it from my very soul. |
''I do repent it from my very soul.'' |
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|'''Aaron''', ''[[Titus Andronicus (theatre)|Titus Andronicus]]'', V.iii}} |
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{{quote|''I do it all because I'm evil,'' |
{{quote|''I do it all because I'm evil,'' |
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''and I do it all for free,'' |
''and I do it all for free,'' |
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''your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.'' |
''your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.'' |
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|'''[[Voltaire (musician)|Voltaire]]''', "When You're Evil"}} |
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{{quote|''We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing.'' |
{{quote|''We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing.'' |
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|'''O'Brien''', ''[[Nineteen Eighty-Four]]''.}} |
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{{quote|''What can I say? I'm a ''bad guy''. I do ''bad things''. It's my ''job''. And it beats working ''retail''.'' |
{{quote|''What can I say? I'm a ''bad guy''. I do ''bad things''. It's my ''job''. And it beats working ''retail''.'' |
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|'''The Big Boss ([[And You Were There|Lynch]])''', ''[[Gen 13]] -- Grunge: The Movie''}} |
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{{quote|''I will not apologize'' |
{{quote|''I will not apologize'' |
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''You're mine for the taking'' |
''You're mine for the taking'' |
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''I'm making a career of evil'' |
''I'm making a career of evil'' |
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|'''[[Blue Öyster Cult]]''', "Career Of Evil"}} |
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{{quote|"Grab the gem!" Freeze screams to his Eskimo henchmen. "Kill the heroes!" (You know, I haven't heard a bad guy actually refer to his opponents as "heroes" since I watched episodes of The Superfriends.) |
{{quote|"Grab the gem!" Freeze screams to his Eskimo henchmen. "Kill the heroes!" (You know, I haven't heard a bad guy actually refer to his opponents as "heroes" since I watched episodes of The Superfriends.) |
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|'''[[The Agony Booth]]'''{{'}}s [http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Batman___Robin_1997.aspx recap] of ''[[Batman and Robin (film)|Batman and Robin]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Say goodnight to the bad guy!"'' |
{{quote|''"Say goodnight to the bad guy!"'' |
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|'''Tony Montana''', ''[[Scarface]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Behold, The Underminer! I am always beneath you, but '''nothing''' is beneath '''me'''! I hereby declare '''war''' on '''peace''' and '''happiness'''!"'' |
{{quote|''"Behold, The Underminer! I am always beneath you, but '''nothing''' is beneath '''me'''! I hereby declare '''war''' on '''peace''' and '''happiness'''!"'' |
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|'''The Underminer''', ''[[The Incredibles]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''The President''': You've got to understand, I didn't get involved in this because I'm some sort of cackling super-villain who gets off on hurting people or anything. |
{{quote|'''The President''': You've got to understand, I didn't get involved in this because I'm some sort of cackling super-villain who gets off on hurting people or anything. |
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'''Seth''': Hell, I did. |
'''Seth''': Hell, I did. |
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|'''Seth Angus Billy Cletus Bubba Jamie Clement Callum Cowie''', [[The Authority]]}} |
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{{quote|''Evil is actually in my job description.'' |
{{quote|''Evil is actually in my job description.'' |
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|'''Demon Overlord Zetta''', [[Makai Kingdom]]}} |
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{{quote|'"'Y'see, deep down, in my most secret heart of hearts, I'm still a totally depraved sonuvabitch whose main goal in life is to watch you die. Slowly and painfully. Just like your kid."'' |
{{quote|'"'Y'see, deep down, in my most secret heart of hearts, I'm still a totally depraved sonuvabitch whose main goal in life is to watch you die. Slowly and painfully. Just like your kid."'' |
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|'''Black Manta''', ''[[Aquaman]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Big Bad|Obscurio]]:''' And you, Magmion, you did an excellent job. |
{{quote|'''[[Big Bad|Obscurio]]:''' And you, Magmion, you did an excellent job. |
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'''[[The Dragon|Magmion]]:''' My heart is filled with joy at your praise, Master! |
'''[[The Dragon|Magmion]]:''' My heart is filled with joy at your praise, Master! |
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'''Obscurio:''' Heart, you say? Do not forget, we '''don't''' have a heart! |
'''Obscurio:''' Heart, you say? Do not forget, we '''don't''' have a heart! |
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|''[[Gormiti: The Lords of Nature Return]]''}} |
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{{quote|''I'' like ''people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional. When other people act like assholes, they're doing it on their own time, but me, it's my'' job. |
{{quote|''I'' like ''people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional. When other people act like assholes, they're doing it on their own time, but me, it's my'' job. |
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|'''The Pollisand''', ''[[The League of Peoples Verse|Ascending]]''}} |
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{{quote|''What do you want from us?! We're '''evil! EVIL!!''''' |
{{quote|''What do you want from us?! We're '''evil! EVIL!!''''' |
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|'''Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank''', ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am."'' |
{{quote|''"I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am."'' |
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|'''Vicky''', ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''}} |
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{{quote|''What do we care about nice? |
{{quote|''What do we care about nice? |
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What do we care about sweet? |
''What do we care about sweet? |
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All that we care about's vice |
''All that we care about's vice |
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And deceit, |
''And deceit, |
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Eating the mice, |
''Eating the mice, |
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Cheating the dice, |
''Cheating the dice, |
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Which is neat, |
''Which is neat, |
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We've got no time for taste. |
''We've got no time for taste. |
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Who's got the time to waste? |
''Who's got the time to waste? |
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We've got a better plan |
''We've got a better plan |
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To be as mean as we can! |
''To be as mean as we can! |
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What do we care about grace?<br /> |
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What do we care about shy?<br /> |
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What do you say to a pie<br /> |
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In the face,<br /> |
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Or to a punch,<br /> |
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Right in the lunch,<br /> |
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Or the eye?<br /> |
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We hate your ugly mug, this putrid place,<br /> |
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The lousy stinking human race.<br /> |
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What we love most<br /> |
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Is just disgusting and gross!<br /> |
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We don't care for sweet serenity.<br /> |
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We prefer obscenity.<br /> |
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Low-life language filling the air.<br /> |
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So there!<br /> |
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What do we care for polite?<br /> |
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What do we care for genteel?<br /> |
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What do you say to a fight<br /> |
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That's for real?<br /> |
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Really corrupt,<br /> |
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Don't interrupt!<br /> |
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It's a deal.<br /> |
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We wanna fill the world with truly crude things,<br /> |
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Loathsome lewd things, really rude things.<br /> |
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Can't you tell?<br /> |
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We hate each other as well!<br /> |
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We shout our dirty words in dirty voices.<br /> |
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We like dirt fights, not Rolls Royces.<br /> |
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Stick it there.<br /> |
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'Cause what the heck do we care?<br /> |
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What do we care?<br /> |
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What do we caaaaaaaaaaaare!''|'''The Singing Cat Gang''''s [[Villain Song]], "What Do We Care", from ''[[Tom and Jerry: The Movie]]''}} |
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''What do we care about grace? |
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{{quote|''"What is it about the name 'Dr. Insano' that eludes you people?!"''|'''[[The Spoony Experiment|Dr. Insano]]'''}} |
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''What do we care about shy? |
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''What do you say to a pie |
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''In the face, |
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''Or to a punch, |
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''Right in the lunch, |
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''Or the eye? |
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''We hate your ugly mug, this putrid place, |
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''The lousy stinking human race. |
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''What we love most |
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''Is just disgusting and gross! |
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''We don't care for sweet serenity. |
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{{quote|''"I do not serve things that are evil. [[I Am the Trope|I]] '''[[I Am the Trope|am]]''' [[I Am the Trope|evil.]]"''|'''Armus''', from the ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' episode "Skin of Evil".}} |
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''We prefer obscenity. |
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''Low-life language filling the air. |
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''So there! |
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''What do we care for polite? |
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{{quote|"We have no need for illusions or euphemisms between us, [[Hello, Insert Name Here|Troper]]. There are those who fight consistently for the side of right, and they are heroes. And then there are those like us, who know how to turn the powers of the world to our advantage without care for the cost to others, and we are called villains. Personally, I would rather be the latter any day."|'''Mr. Bocor''', ''[[City of Villains]]''}} |
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''What do we care for genteel? |
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''What do you say to a fight |
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''That's for real? |
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''Really corrupt, |
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''Don't interrupt! |
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''It's a deal. |
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''We wanna fill the world with truly crude things, |
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''Loathsome lewd things, really rude things. |
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''Can't you tell? |
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''We hate each other as well! |
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''We shout our dirty words in dirty voices. |
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{{quote|"This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them."|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Dark Knight]]''}} |
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''We like dirt fights, not Rolls Royces. |
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''Stick it there. |
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''{{'}}Cause what the heck do we care? |
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''What do we care? |
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''What do we caaaaaaaaaaaare!'' |
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|'''The Singing Cat Gang'''{{'}}s [[Villain Song]], "What Do We Care", from ''[[Tom and Jerry: The Movie]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"What is it about the name 'Dr. Insano' that eludes you people?!"'' |
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{{quote|"My own mother thought I was a [[Complete Monster|monster]]. ''[[[Beat]]]'' She was right of course. But it still hurt."|'''Azula''', ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
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|'''[[The Spoony Experiment|Dr. Insano]]'''}} |
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{{quote|''"I do not serve things that are evil. [[I Am the Trope|I '''am''' evil.]]"'' |
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|'''Armus''', from the ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' episode "Skin of Evil".}} |
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{{quote|"We have no need for illusions or euphemisms between us, [[Hello, Insert Name Here|Troper]]. There are those who fight consistently for the side of right, and they are heroes. And then there are those like us, who know how to turn the powers of the world to our advantage without care for the cost to others, and we are called villains. Personally, I would rather be the latter any day." |
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{{quote|"And then there was the time I restructured the DNA of our class's pet hamster; turned it into a tapeworm; that was ESPECIALLY evil. Draw that next!"|[[Large Ham|Dr. Ivo Robotnik]], from [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]}} |
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|'''Mr. Bocor''', ''[[City of Villains]]''}} |
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{{quote|"This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them." |
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{{quote|"HAHAHA ITS SO NICE BEING A BAD GUY!"|'''Spadang Skaran''', ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012502/1/The_Evill_of_Spadang_Skaran The Evill of Spadang Skaran]''}} |
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|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Dark Knight]]''}} |
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{{quote|"My own mother thought I was a [[Complete Monster|monster]]. ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Beat]]]'' She was right of course. But it still hurt." |
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{{quote|"I'm just a ganster, I suppose."|'''Avon Barksdale''', ''[[The Wire]]''}} |
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|'''Azula''', ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''}} |
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{{quote|"Look at me! I am sublime! I AM THE TRUE FACE OF EVIL!!!" |
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{{quote|"''[http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2010/03/12 A vote for Dionne is a vote for EVIL!]''"|Dionne's own campaign posters, ''[[Precocious (Webcomic)|Precocious]]''}} |
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|'''Luca Blight''', ''[[Suikoden II]]''}} |
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{{quote|"And then there was the time I restructured the DNA of our class's pet hamster; turned it into a tapeworm; that was ''especially'' evil. Draw that next!" |
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{{quote|"''Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse."''|'''Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish''', ''[[Game of Thrones]]''}} |
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|[[Large Ham|Dr. Ivo Robotnik]], from ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}} |
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{{quote|"HAHAHA ITS SO NICE BEING A BAD GUY!" |
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{{quote|''"In my defense, Lady, you should have seen that coming."''|'''Loki''', ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7007145/ Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws]''}} |
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|'''Spadang Skaran''', ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012502/1/The_Evill_of_Spadang_Skaran The Evill of Spadang Skaran]''}} |
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{{quote|"I'm just a ganster, I suppose." |
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{{quote|''"I was the most diabolical man in the history of this business. I've got a mind that just... works as a villain. True villains can't pretend to be anything else, they are what they are."''|'''William Regal'', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOZ088m68VM 11/06/11 episode of FCW]''.}} |
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|'''Avon Barksdale''', ''[[The Wire]]''}} |
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{{quote|"''[http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2010/03/12 A vote for Dionne is a vote for EVIL!]''" |
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{{quote|'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why are you doing this?<br /> |
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|Dionne's own campaign posters, ''[[Precocious (Webcomic)|Precocious]]''}} |
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'''Nicky Holiday:''' Because I'm a villain, pure and simple. |''[[The Great Muppet Caper]]''}} |
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{{quote|"''Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse."'' |
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{{quote|''"You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you, so be silent!"''|'''Tamerlane''' <ref>[[Complete Monster|He wasn't kidding.]]</ref>}} |
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|'''Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish''', ''[[Game of Thrones]]''}} |
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{{quote|'' |
{{quote|''"In my defense, Lady, you should have seen that coming."'' |
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|'''Loki''', ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7007145/ Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws]''}} |
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'''Drax''': Because I'm evil. Always have been, always will be.|''[[Legion of Super-Heroes (TV series)|Legion of Super Heroes]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"I was the most diabolical man in the history of this business. I've got a mind that just... works as a villain. True villains can't pretend to be anything else, they are what they are."'' |
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|'''William Regal'', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}BOZ088m68VM 11/06/11 episode of FCW]''.}} |
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{{quote|'''Kermit the Frog:''' Why are you doing this? |
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'''Nicky Holiday:''' Because I'm a villain, pure and simple. |
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|''[[The Great Muppet Caper]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you, so be silent!"'' |
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|'''Tamerlane''' <ref>[[Complete Monster|He wasn't kidding.]]</ref>}} |
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{{quote|'''Superman''': Why are you doing this? |
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'''Drax''': Because I'm evil. Always have been, always will be. |
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|''[[Legion of Super-Heroes (TV series)|Legion of Super Heroes]]''}} |
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"I use my powers for evil —Lesbian Bed Death, "I Use My Powers For Evil"
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"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty!" —Professor Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
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"God, I love being a bad guy." —Hugo Snyder, Three Ninjas
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"Hello, McFly? I'm evil!" |
"I am not a good person. I have never been a good person." —Triple H, WWE Monday Night Raw 3-Mar-2009, making the understatement of the century.
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"I'm evil. Get it?" —Skrawl, ChalkZone
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"I'm Doctor Horrible! I have a Ph. D in Horribleness!" —Billy/Doctor Horrible, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
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Castle Heterodyne: Then - you're not angry? |
Vegeta: Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot! —Dragon Ball Abridged, "Episode 10, part 1"
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"We all have flaws," he said, "and mine is being wicked." |
Jimmy Neutron I have invited the Evil Syndicate here for a reason. |
"The pendant's burning tells me that my heart is evil...That's good to know." —Prince Laharl, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
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"You are now official Decepticon warriors. Go out there and be as violent as you can be!" |
"One of the nice things about being evil is, you get to lie a lot." —Bowser Koopa, The Super Mario Bros Super Show
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"Ware ga akuma da!" (I am the devil!) —Dr. Weil, Mega Man Zero 4
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KILL MAIM BURN!!! KILL MAIM BURN!!! —Kharn The Betrayer, great guy, Warhammer 40,000
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And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, —Gloucester, Richard III, I.i
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O, why should wrath be mute, and fury dumb? —Aaron, Titus Andronicus, V.iii
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I do it all because I'm evil, —Voltaire, "When You're Evil"
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We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing. —O'Brien, Nineteen Eighty-Four.
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I will not apologize —Blue Öyster Cult, "Career Of Evil"
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"Grab the gem!" Freeze screams to his Eskimo henchmen. "Kill the heroes!" (You know, I haven't heard a bad guy actually refer to his opponents as "heroes" since I watched episodes of The Superfriends.) |
"Say goodnight to the bad guy!" —Tony Montana, Scarface
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"Behold, The Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!" —The Underminer, The Incredibles
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The President: You've got to understand, I didn't get involved in this because I'm some sort of cackling super-villain who gets off on hurting people or anything. —Seth Angus Billy Cletus Bubba Jamie Clement Callum Cowie, The Authority
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Evil is actually in my job description. —Demon Overlord Zetta, Makai Kingdom
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'"'Y'see, deep down, in my most secret heart of hearts, I'm still a totally depraved sonuvabitch whose main goal in life is to watch you die. Slowly and painfully. Just like your kid." —Black Manta, Aquaman
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I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional. When other people act like assholes, they're doing it on their own time, but me, it's my job. —The Pollisand, Ascending
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What do you want from us?! We're evil! EVIL!! —Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank, Mystery Science Theater 3000
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"I don't mean to be mean all the time. I just am." —Vicky, The Fairly OddParents
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What do we care about nice? —The Singing Cat Gang's Villain Song, "What Do We Care", from Tom and Jerry: The Movie
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"What is it about the name 'Dr. Insano' that eludes you people?!" |
"I do not serve things that are evil. I am evil." —Armus, from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Skin of Evil".
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"We have no need for illusions or euphemisms between us, Troper. There are those who fight consistently for the side of right, and they are heroes. And then there are those like us, who know how to turn the powers of the world to our advantage without care for the cost to others, and we are called villains. Personally, I would rather be the latter any day." —Mr. Bocor, City of Villains
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"This city deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them." |
"My own mother thought I was a monster. [Beat] She was right of course. But it still hurt." —Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender
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"Look at me! I am sublime! I AM THE TRUE FACE OF EVIL!!!" —Luca Blight, Suikoden II
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"And then there was the time I restructured the DNA of our class's pet hamster; turned it into a tapeworm; that was especially evil. Draw that next!" |
"HAHAHA ITS SO NICE BEING A BAD GUY!" —Spadang Skaran, The Evill of Spadang Skaran
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"I'm just a ganster, I suppose." —Avon Barksdale, The Wire
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"A vote for Dionne is a vote for EVIL!" —Dionne's own campaign posters, Precocious
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"Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse." —Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, Game of Thrones
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"In my defense, Lady, you should have seen that coming." |
"I was the most diabolical man in the history of this business. I've got a mind that just... works as a villain. True villains can't pretend to be anything else, they are what they are." —William Regal, 11/06/11 episode of FCW.
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Kermit the Frog: Why are you doing this? |
"You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you, so be silent!" —Tamerlane [1]
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Superman: Why are you doing this? |