Spliced/Characters

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Peri

Voiced by Rob Stefaniuk

An overly-optimistic mutant who has no actual knowledge of his purpose in life or what he's spliced from, yet yearns to find out.

  • Cartoon Creature: As mentioned above, his species is unknown. He looks very similar to Octocat however.
  • Desperately Looking for a Purpose In Life: The pilot had Peri finding the Doctor's notebook after completely trashing his abandoned laboratory, which contained a diagram of Peri along with specifications below, possibly explaining his true intent in life. Peri and Entrée were both illiterate, and Entrée ended up using it as toilet paper when they did find someone who could read by the end of the episode.
  • Fat and Skinny: The skinny to Entrée's fat.
  • Funny Animal
  • Heterosexual Life Partners: With Entrée.
  • Lethal Chef: In the first episode, he tried to make Entrée a sandwich. It ended up as some kind of sandwich-spider hybrid thing. With tentacles. That could fly.
  • The Pollyana
  • Ridiculously Cute Critter

Entrée

Voiced by Joe Pingue

Peri's best friend; a combination of a chicken, cow, shrimp, and a pig who's basically a bottomless pit with an attitude problem.

Peri: But what about that one?
Entrée: I dare not speak his name. It gives him power.

*cue ominous thunder*

Peri: Stop! Entrée's not for eating!
Entrée: Well, actually...

Two-Legs Joe and Lord Wingus Eternum

Voiced by Patrick McKenna and Tom McCamus, respectively A short-tempered two-legged rhinoceros with a small bird attached to his rear end. (Until it was revealed that the bird's name (well, his nickname that is) was Lord Wingus Eternum; a Zen master who was once banished by his peers for never removing the growth on his foot that has always interrupted his studies, which grew into Joe).

Wingus: Lord Wingus Eternum IS the short name. My true name begins with the dawn, ends with the moon, and would ravage your mind like a nightmare.

Patricia

Voiced by Katie Crown An intelligent non-mutated platypus who usually feels out of place from all the other inhabitants due to her being the only non-mutant character on the island. Could be quite violent when provoked.

Princess Pony Apehands

Voiced by Kedar Brown A gorilla-pony with the uncanny personality of a six-year-old girl. She does demostrate her ungodly size and incomprehensible strength quite well,like walking through solid structures like it was made out of toilet paper.

Compuhorse

Voiced by Patrick McKenna A horse cyborg who, once a normal horse, was involuntarily merged with computer parts from a freak hardware factory explosion. Thanks to his new-found intelligence and ability to speak via voice programming, he can explain the wild phenomena the other characters somehow crossed paths with.

Fuzzy Snuggums

Voiced by Julie Lemieux A cute and lovable critter who lives and breathes the urge to explore the island and the outside world, but could never do it right due to Karma having him blacklisted on Facebook.

Mister Smarty Smarts

Voiced by Mike Kiss An antagonistic, somewhat "knowledgeable", larger-than-life dolphin-chimpanzee who constantly attempts to subdue the townsfolk into doing his bidding and changing the island into an imperialistic "him-topia". Too bad his plans always backfire from either being thwarted by the protagonists, or that it's anything except being fool-proof.

Octocat: Meow.
Smarty: No, this is not just another excuse for me to wear a dress..!

Octocat

Voiced by Katie Crown A (you guessed it) cat-octopus who accompanies Mister Smarty Smarts with his plans to dominate and take over the island. Always speaks in meows.