Joe Loves Crappy Movies

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Joe Loves Crappy Movies is a webcomic about an avid movie-goer, Joe Dunn, his friends and family, and commentary on movies and the movie industry. The comic also serves as a review of said movie covered in the strip. It can be found on the Digital Pimp website.

This comic provides examples of:

• The Alcoholic: Irv is on the record as saying he can't live without excessive amounts of alcohol.
• Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Inverted. Joe complained that there were twelve things he did that day that were better than the ending to Hitman. The top three: going to the bathroom, eating lunch, and getting in a gunfight with Morgan Freeman.
• Art Evolution: Seen as the strip progresses. Actually lampshaded in the Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist strip, where someone said Joe's art was getting too complex. The resulting comic was simpler as a result.
• Author Avatar: Not only of Joe, but of Irv, another Digital Pimp member.
• Awesome McCoolname: Switchblade Motorcross Dunn, the hypothetical child of Joe and Yeo.
  • Joe has a number of names picked out that fall under this trope-but he takes back Potato-Eating Mick Dunn.
• Back Stab: When all else fails, stab the Grimace.
• Badass: Ben Kenobi. He was really the one to kill Greedo.
  • Uwe Boll. Among other things, he's Cloverfield. And that's why he doesn't care that you hate his movies.
• Captain Obvious: Palpatine will insult you if you invoke this trope.
• Catch Phrase: Parodied where EVERY role Samuel L Jackson plays ends in motherfucker.
• Cloning Blues: Joe pondered what it would be like if he cloned himself so he could see a lot of movies at once. It didn't work: all of them went to see the same movie.
• Cosplay: Joe and his friends when seeing the second Fantastic Four movie. Except Yeo. She went home.
  • The Halloween strips
  • Even George got one in when he shot Vanilla Ice for ripping off Under Pressure
• Deal With the Devil: What Christopher Nolan did to get the cast of Batman Begins. When asked by Hitler if it was Worth It, Nolan replies that it totally was.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Why Poseidon happened: Fergie was on board and God hates the Black Eyed Peas.
• Drinking Game: Joe, Irv, and Yeo play one when they see The Pink Panther. The rules: take a sip when they lose respect for Steve Martin. 70 seconds later?
• Even the Guys Want Him: Morgan Freeman, apparently.
• Fan Disillusionment: Joe after seeing the first Fantastic Four movie. The Nostalgia Filter won out quickly, though.
• For Want of a Nail: Had Irv not gotten sick, everyone could have gotten tickets to the premiere of Mission Impossible 3.
• Godwin's Law: Invoked when Irv asks why there aren't minority Terminators.
• Groin Attack: Joerules vs. a stranger.
  • Joe vs a football. Twice. Then a guy in a football costume shoots him.
• Hey It's That Guy: The Juno comic. Full stop
• Ho Yay: Joe has a crush on John Cusack.
  • How Sydney Pollack got to film inside the UN building
  • Both Joe and Irv would bang Morgan Freeman.
  • They discuss how Val Kilmer can't help invoking this trope.
    • And Jason Statham
• Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: Their minds were blown when someone suggested hitting their target.
• Jason Statham: And the list of people Joe wants to see him fight.
• Killer Rabbit: Used as an example of what would be scary
• Made of Explodium: The tiger sent by Michael Bay to attack a reporter that misquoted him. Which then transformed into a fire engine.
• May-December Romance: Parodied when Tom Cruise brings out Dakota Fanning instead of Katie Holmes.
• Mister Seahorse: The only two people Joe trusts enough to carry his child (if they need a surrogate) are Irv and Batman.
• Mood Whiplash: the Up in The Air strip
• No Fourth Wall: This is a world where Irv's best friend is Leondias, Captain Picard plays Iron Man on the Marvel vs. Capcom arcade game, and Joe's survived Saw twice!
• One Steve Limit: Parodied in the Snakes on a Plane comic
• Porn Stache: Joe notes that this was part of Burt Reynolds' appeal, and expresses horror when he shaves it. Yeo would still hit that.
  • Discussed here
• Prison Rape: Hinted at when Joe goes to prison in The Longest Yard strip, and George in the Let's Go to Prison strip
• The Rashomon: Lampshaded. It's ABOUT Rashomon
• Real Men Wear Pink: Leo's spirit animal is Hello Kitty.

"You. Are. ADORABLE!"

• Rule of Cool: Why God's willing to overlook the You Fail Physics Forever in Star Trek
  • Why Joe wore the eyepatch after beating George
• Running Gag: UH-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!
  • NERD! *punches nerd in the stomach*
  • Why would you stab the Grimace?
• So Bad It's Good: Joe's raison d'etre is to watch movies that fit this trope.
• Snap Back: People have been beaten up, shot, and even killed - and are perfectly fine next strip.
• Stuff Blowing Up: Michael Bay loves to do it.
• Sure Why Not: When Slow Billy asks if Jesus was a Transformer.
• They Fight Crime: Joe's idea of a more popular political film: have Palin and Obama do this.
  • Also Jean-Luc Picard and a chicken in Hengage.
• This Is Sparta: Parodied when Joe and Phil ponder how Leondias would translate into modern life. One of this comic's frames is the trope page picture.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Ice cream sandwiches, to the point where Joe would pick one over Irv.
• Transplant: Palpatine and Leondias. Captain Picard's seen in the background often.
• The Unpronounceable: Invoked here
  • Lucky Number Slevin, to the point where someone just called it "Josh Hartnett".
• Viewers are Morons: Joe's reaction when certain movies are reviewed negatively, and he asks how that was worse than The Wicker Man remake.
  • George attacked a movie theater that enjoyed Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector because of this trope.
• What Could Have Been: Irv daydreams about Will Smith as Captain America
• You Can Keep Her: Twice. Joe, knowing his hypothetical child would probably turn out an asshole like him, is on record as saying if either the devil or kidnappers took his kid, they can have her.
• Your Head Asplode: Teleporting does this.
• You Suck: Joe calls the public "retarded" when The Fog went number one.