Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps: Battle of the Sexes

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Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps: Battle of the Sexes is an odd series of comics and animations made by dhim. It asks the question, "Which hurts more: a shot to the boy bumps or a shot the the lady lumps?" and attempts to answer it in the obvious way -- you would be hard-pressed to find a larger collection of low blows in one place. There are a few overarching plots, but most of them are self-contained. Be warned that most of the links are NSFW, although few contain actual nudity.

Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps

The original comics/videos and the new comics which star dhim's own characters: Lucy and Williams. Most of the comics follow a gag-per-comic format and depict Lucy and Williams's attempts at proving to the other that their own sex is superior to the other's by abusing each other's sensitive bits in humorous ways.

Many of the older videos were removed from YouTube but are still available on Break.

Seung Mina's Treasure Hunt

An animated series chronicling Seung Mina's hunt for treasure. In the first five videos, she journeys across all kinds of series, from Street Fighter to Naruto to Final Fantasy VII to Sonic the Hedgehog and many more, and performs her opening treasure move on random characters for some unexplained reason.

After the first five videos, it was turned into The Seung Mina Experiment, which encouraged viewers to fill out templates for their own characters to have their treasures opened. There was also a bonus video about her getting revenge on Sodia from Tales of Vesperia for being a backstabbing jerk and getting away with it. Well, almost getting away with it.

• Episode 1: Street Fighter 4: Abel and Sakura are the first unfortunate victims.
• Episode 2: BlazBlue: Jin and Taokaka are next, and Noel just makes things worse for them.
• Episode 3: Naruto: Sasuke and another Sakura are next, but this Sakura fights back!
• Episode 4a: Final Fantasy VII (Aeris Wins!): Cloud and Tifa are next, or...
• Episode 4b: Final Fantasy VII (Tifa Wins!): Cloud and Aeris, if you prefer.
• Episode 5: Big Guys and Pretty in Pink: This time, there are six victims instead of just two: Sagat, Craig Marduk, Gill, Princess Peach, Amy Rose, and Nurse Joy.
• Episode 6: Seung Mina Experiment 1: A collaboration featuring eight characters (besides Seung Mina) drawn by seven different people!
• Episode 7: Sodia: Punish: Seung Mina punishes and humiliates Sodia for her betrayal.

Battle Royale of the Sexes

An animated tournament that features sixteen combatants, with the winners decided by the vote of the viewers. No move is too low for this tournament, and combatants are encouraged to fight as dirty as possible -- even non-combatants stepping in to help is allowed!

The final fight between Sesshoumaru and Nami has still yet to be made, but dhim has promised to finish it eventually.

• Round 1: Chun-Li vs Jin Kazama, Sheva vs Hitsugaya, Sophita vs Iori Yagami, Nariko vs Johnny Cage, Nami vs Zasalamel, Jessie vs Sesshomaru and Rin, Samus Aran vs Ash Crimson, Zelda vs Peach vs Daisy vs Rosalina, and Zelda vs Link.
• Round 2: Samus vs Link; Zelda, Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina vs Link; Nami and Rangiku vs Hitsugaya; Sophita vs Sesshomaru and Rin; and Chun-Li vs Johnny Cage.

Mountain Goat to the Cooch

It started as a Running Gag in the LumpsVSBumps comic and turned into its own series. Basically, Oliver the mountain goat travels through dimensions to ram trolls or random characters in the groin.

• A Message for Trolls: Oliver saves Inuyasha from Kagome's trolling!
• First Victim: Samus.
• Second Victim: Vega/Balrog/Claw.
• Third and Fourth Victims: Poison and Roxy.
• Wanted by the Meme Police!: Officer Jenny tries to catch Oliver and put a stop to his attacks once and for all!
• Dating Simulator: Should Cloud date Aeris or Tifa? No matter whom you choose, someone is in for a painful surprise!

The CRYOCH Machine

The CReate Your Own Cheap Hit Machine, which allows you to easily create a template for your own characters and have them animated in a few different ways. The first two videos here were made only by dhim, and the rest are videos fans made with their animations that dhim helped make!

• Create Your Own nutsVSguts Animation!: An example video explaining how this works.
• Why Girls Don't Play Football: Chun-Li wants to play football with Liu Kang, but he refuses because he believes girls have an unfair advantage over boys.
• FATALITY: An original character performs a not-exactly-fatal fatality on Ichigo.
• The Rise of Packer Man: The Green Bay Packers's new mascot, Packer Man, fights Liu Kang to become the new defender of Earthrealm.

Team C.O.C.O.A.

Vanessa Lewis and Elena team up and recruit other black women from fighting games to raise awareness for black women in fighting games.

• An Interview With Vanessa Lewis: A parody of True Hollywood Stories. Vanessa recounts the time she snapped and attacked Chun-Li after Chun-Li bragged about her fighting game career a little too much.
• Team C.O.C.O.A. Episode 1: Vanessa and Elena go after their first recruit, Jade!

Standalone videos

• Girl Fight: A fight between Xiaoyu and someone else's original character, Sasha.
• Bus Stop: Ibuki wants a new iPod, but needs more money. How does she earn it? By hiding in a trash can at a bus stop and stealing other ninja's underwear to sell on the Internet, of course!
• Makoto Counts to Ten: Makoto gives various other Street Fighter characters a painful lesson on how to count in Japanese.
• Happy Mother's Day: The 2010 Mother's Day video, in which C. Viper uses her Thunder Knuckle attack to make sure she'll be the only mother among the cast of playable characters in Street Fighter.
• We Love Hakan: A silly video that interprets Hakan's attacks as inappropriately as possible.
• Enter the Dragon Goddess: A tribute to Bruce Lee using the characters of one of dhim's friends.
• 101 Bad Habits: Nina and Anna Williams from Tekken are out to set the record for most consecutive crotch kicks, and viewers are encouraged to help by filling out templates for their own characters to be kicked. Stopped at 76, but dhim says it will be finished eventually.
• Twisted Love: Seth sends Juri to do some errands, like buying groceries and taking out his enemies.
• Wedgie Fight: Rukia VS Hinata: Rukia and Hinata fight to be the first to give the other an atomic wedgie for no other reason than just because.
• Street Fighter Roshambo: Makoto and Yun take turns whacking eachother where it hurts to determine once and for all which sex is the strongest.
• Danceabel! (Breathless: The Musical): A music video about Abel spamming one of his Ultra Combos on everyone and everything he can find before it gets nerfed in the next Street Fighter update.
• Top Ten Video Game Cheap Shots: A countdown of the ten best cheap shots in video games, with a special award for first place.
• Metro City: A surprisingly deep music video about Cody running from his fears instead of standing up to them, and about staying true to yourself no matter how weird anyone thinks you are.
• X-Ray Attack! Kitana VS Shiranui: Kitana and an original character, Shiranui, face off in Mortal Kombat. Notably, Ed Boon, the co-creator of Mortal Kombat, retweeted this video.
  • This video was later uploaded to Machinima's channel with slight updates.
• Sonik Kombat: Amy Rose VS Sally Akorn: Amy Rose and Sally Acorn face off in Mortal Kombat for the right to be the female lead in the all of the Sonic universes. This was also retweeted by Ed Boon.
• A Tribute to Video Game Mommies: The 2011 Mother's Day video, focusing on mothers in video games and the troubles they put up with.
• Wedgie Train: As a 5,000-subscriber special, dhim threw plot under a train and had several random characters wedgie eachother in sequence for no reason.
• Dr. Doom Likes to Watch: A fake movie trailer for a movie based on Dr. Doom's Level 3 Hyper Move in Marvel vs. Capcom 3, which is reinterpreted as Dr. Doom watching his victims as they shower.
• Splendid Woman: An interactive video in which you have to find annotations hidden in the video to help Sakura defeat Sexy Ryu! If you want to cheat, path 1: part 2, part 3, part 4, and path 2: part 2b, part 3b, part 5, part 6 or part 7
• Beauty and the Beat: A call to get Elena and Anna Williams added to Street Fighter X Tekken.
• Queen of Cougar Town: Another character request video, this time to have Seung Mina kept for Soul Calibur V instead of replacing her with a younger Expy.
• The Legend of the Splits Punch: Johnny Cage tells the riveting tale of why he refused to use his signature move against female opponents in the early Mortal Kombat games.
  • Black Cauldron Fatality: One of the gags from it was extended into its own video for Machinima.
• Makoto Says, "Buy Street Fighter 3!": Makoto gives five reasons for everyone to buy Street Fighter 3: Third Strike Online Edtition.
• A Complaint 15 Years in the Making: A video complaining about how the male and female reactions to Sophita's knee-to-the-groin attack are different and asking Namco to finally make them the same.
• Gotta See! Gotta Know! Poison's True Form!: Chun-Li investigates the mystery around Poison's true sex.

Tropes used in Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps: Battle of the Sexes include:

• All Women Are Lustful: Pops up in various videos, where the female characters are more perverted than the males.
• Ambiguous Gender: Poison, who is the subject of Poison's True Form!
  • dhim's own sex is also frequently discussed, but dhim prefers to keep it secret. The answer is out there, if you look hard enough.
• Badass Boast: Abel makes one when the Nerf King shows up:

Abel: I just murdered a Dinosaur with my bare hands. A Mystery man doesn't scare me.

• Barbie Doll Anatomy: Averted when characters are not censored in some way, except by Half Dressed Cartoon Animals like Sonic.
• Breast Attack: Occasionally happens to female characters instead of them being struck in the groin (or sometimes in addition to it).
• Butt Monkey: Everyone. While some characters will get away scott free, don't think they won't get owned in a different video.
• Can't Bathe Without a Weapon: Dante showers with his guns, and Thor showers with his hammer.
• Cat Smile: Characters sometimes do this.
• Censor Suds: For Dante, Thor, Jean Grey, and Storm in Dr. Doom Likes to Watch.
• Clothing Damage: Seung Mina's treasure hunting has torn the clothes off of three of her victims (Gill, Amy Rose, and Sodia), wedgies usually result the character's underwear being torn off, and Mike Haggar's clothes are burnt up in a car accident in Metro City.
• Cool Shades: Amy dons a pair during her Johnny Cage impression in Sonik Kombat.
  • Johnny Cage himself also wears a pair, of course. And when they get broken, another pair descends from the heavens just for him.
• Curb Stomp Battle: Most of the fights can be pretty one sided. Usually, it's just one character receiving multiple Groin Attacks(and BreastAttacks if they're female) until they stay down.
• Distracted by the Sexy: If you fail the first part of Splendid Woman, Sakura gets distracted by Sexy Ryu's abs and trips over a rock.
• Double Standard Rape (Female on Male): Amy implies she is going to have her way with Sonic in this alternate ending to episode 5 of Seung Mina's Treasure Hunt, Zelda intends to have sex with Link whether he feels up to it or not after they are both eliminated from the Battle Royale of the Sexes, and Sophita's entire reason for entering the Battle Royale is to find a man to impregnate her, against his will if she has to. All three were intended to be funny.
• Fan Service: For men and women!
  • Fetish Fuel: Pretty much the purpose of the series.
• Form-Fitting Wardrobe: Pretty much everyone.
• Future Me Scares Me: Classic Amy greets Modern Amy with a kick to the groin in this CRYOCH Machine animation.
• Gainaxing: But not only do breasts jiggle -- boys have bouncy balls, too!
• Gender Bender: In Legend of the Splits Punch, the second half of Johnny Cage's story takes place in a hypothetical universe wherein he, Goro, Shang Tsung, and Scorpion are all female.
• Girls Have Cooties: Sexy Ryu hides from Sakura and her girl cooties in the good ending of Splendid Woman.
• Going Commando: The wedgie train was interrupted because Ms. Pac-Man only wears a bow and thus could not be given a wedgie.
• Goofy Print Underwear: Sakura's have an interesting picture of Sasuke on them, Amy's have hearts and Sonic's face on them, and Cloud's have Sephiroth's face on them.
• Groin Attack: The main focus of the series.
  • Subverted when Akuma is unaffected in Makoto Counts to Ten.
  • Played with when Rukia kicks Hinata and she wonders for a moment whether she should be hurt by it before falling to the ground in pain when she realizes that yes, it hurts girls, too.
• Guide Dang It: The hidden annotations in Splended Woman are small, only appear for a few moments, and are invisible until you hover your cursor over them, so many people had a hard time finding them, even with the visual and audio clues.
• Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: Played with at the end of episode 5 of Seung Mina's Treasure Hunt, when Amy points out to Sonic that he never wears clothes, and then he freaks out about it. Amy becomes one herself in the same episode because her dress is torn off by Seung Mina's attack.
• Heroism Incentive: Sakura offers Sexy Ryu a Scooby Snack to come down out of the tree he is hiding in, but he refuses to come down for anything less than six Scooby Snacks and a glass of milk.
• I Call Him "Mister Happy": In "Rukia vs. Hinata: Wedgie Fight"; it's revealed that Hinata calls her coochie "Naruto Jr". Rukia calls her weird for doing that, then proclaims that she wants to end the fight quick, so she can put some ice on "Mr. Jigglyface." (her left breast)
• Magic Skirt: After Sally steals Amy's underwear in Sonik Kombat, Amy's dress becomes one. Except for one frame while Amy is doing the splits and during the second to last scene.
• Mercy Invincibility: Amy and Sally take advantage of this to survive with only one Ring between the two of them in Sonik Kombat.
• Multiple Endings: Dating Sim has three and Splendid Woman has nine (although eight of them are bad endings).
• Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?: In Splendid Woman, while lying on top of him after their fight, Sakura asks this of Sexy Ryu, who really does have a banana in his pocket. Sexy Ryu then asks if Sakura has an empty hot dog bun in her pocket, but she does not.

"Nope, that's mah junk."

• Panty Shot: All over the place.
• Perpetual Frowner: Sexy Ryu takes dancing very seriously.
• Potty Emergency: In Poison's True Form, Chun-Li tries to determine Poison's sex by waiting to see which restroom Poison uses, but she is unable to wait for very long and has to rush into the restroom herself.
• Potty Failure: In the scene after Chun-Li's potty emergency, she is wearing different clothes for reasons she would rather not talk about, implying this happened.
• Real Men Wear Pink: Real men wear skirts...of fire! And Williams likes fashion and painting his nails.
• Running Gag: The mountain goat, Ibuki hiding in trash cans and stealing underwear, Mike Haggar showing up to Nerf someone with his pipe.
• Serial Escalation: Some of the stuff Abel starts attacking in Danceabel, which includes an elephant, a moai, the Willis Tower in Chicago, a pyramid, and a dinosaur that had just risen from a tar pit.
• Single Tear/Tears From a Stone: A single drop of rain slides down Dr. Doom's mask while he mourns the death of his hover chair.
• Sunglasses at Night: Amy learns the hard way that wearing sunglasses in the dark is a bad idea, no matter how cool they look.
• Sure Why Not: A fan asked if the mountain goat's name could be Oliver and dhim said sure.
• Symbol Swearing
• Too Dumb to Live: Williams is...not exactly the brightest of the bunch.
• Would Hit a Girl: The ladies get beat down just as badly as the men. No Double Standard here folks!
  • Except for the female rapists. Then again, the issuing storm for trying to make this even would leave no survivors...