Ruby Gloom/Characters

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Ruby Gloom

"Now, what excuse--I mean, legitimate reason is there for a party today?"

Doom Kitty

  • violin chord*

Iris

"Hey, Ruby, I'm bummed! I wanted to do some aerial routines with Squig, but it's kind of hard without windshield wipers...!"

Misery

"My cousin was struck by lightning. Twice."
"Well, it couldn't possibly happen to you, too. What are the chances?"

[Pause for lightning-and-simultaneous-thunder.]

"Fairly good! It's genetic. The electrical current is drawn to the high lead content in our blood, and then BOOM! ...people use you to charge their batteries."

"I'm also the Queen of Disasters, by the way. And the Princess. And the Baroness! And the Countess! And the Viscountess! THE EMPRESS!!"
"OOOHHH, I’M LIKE A WALKING, TALKING GOOD LUCK CHARM!!!

  • The Eeyore: Though she does cheer up as the show goes on.
  • Elegant Gothic Lolita
  • Ensemble Darkhorse: •Misery is far and away the most popular character on the show. Her only conceivable rival is the title character, at which point it's kind of hard to draw a comparison.
  • Iron Butt Monkey: Lightning hits Misery so often that it's become a defining character trait. Aside from the blackened clothes, it seems to be nothing more than a minor inconvenience to her.
  • Lethal Chef: "It's an old family recipe. I've adjusted it to reduce the damage to the dwelling."
  • My Real Daddy: While it's hard to point out one person, it's probably the good people at Nelvana who can take credit for turning Misery into a fan favorite. Ruby Gloom creator Martin Hsu only made one known illustration of her.
  • Non-Singing Voice: Misery's sleep-singing voice is provided by Jeen O'Brien, who also sings the theme song.
  • Our Banshees Are Louder: Many fans believe that Misery and her exclusively female relatives are banshees. And her wail sure is terrifying enough.
  • Rapunzel Hair: Its hard to see exactly how long her hair goes because she is wearing some hair ornamentation.
  • Plague of Good Fortune: Every Friday the 13th everyone in Misery's family has extraordinarily good luck and their normally extraordinarily bad luck is spread to those around them.
  • Ugly Cute: She's bag-eyed, pockmarked, tearstained... and adorable.
  • The Woobie

Skull Boy

"I'm an artist, Ruby! It's in my bones!"

Frank & Len

"Say your amp's not working. What's the first thing you do?"
"My amp's not busted."
"Exactly. You deny it."
"I'm tellin' you, it's not busted!"
"That's denial."
"Hey, did you bust my amp?!"

Mr. Buns

  • Companion Cube
  • Living Toys: Mr. Buns is a strange example. The other characters treat him as if he's alive (except for Misery), and he seems to do things when he's not on-screen... but whenever he's on-screen, he's just a lifeless sock-bunny. In the most extreme case, he's fencing with Poe from just off-screen, only for the sword to drop the moment he's visible in the frame.

Edger, Allen, and Poe

Scaredy Bat

Misery's Family

"Children...playful, cheerful children...Why?! Why?!"