Dreaming of a White Christmas
Unless a work of fiction is in a tropical or arid setting, it will always snow in winter. That's how you know it's winter. Christmas time in particular is always a Currier & Ives picture-postcard affair, hence the trope name. If characters aren't walking outside through gently falling snow, there's at least several inches on the ground.
The snow will be there to look "pretty". It does not melt or turn slushy, and is never coated with dirt or litter. It is never accompanied by freezing winds or icy rains. It can always be easily molded into snowmen or snowballs (real snow has to be warmish and melty first). The darn stuff usually isn't even cold or wet. No one ever has trouble traveling in it unless it's a plot point, and it even conveniently vanishes by the next episode. Why, it's almost as if Mother Nature herself knows it's Christmas time and has decided to act accordingly.
This is most often seen in Hollywood New England, but will likely be the case in any setting if your writers are from southern California, which is a much warmer and drier ecosystem and is often lucky to see rain never mind snow. See also Let There Be Snow, for when this happens when it is set in a warmer climate. Strangely enough, it seldom snows during other winter holidays except maybe New Year's. Valentine's Day in particular is almost always absent of snow despite being in the middle of February. In many locales, the white stuff can fly as early as Halloween and as late as Easter.
In the United Kingdom - particularly in Southern England and Wales - there is seldom snow at Christmas (2009 and 2010 were something of an exception), but much of the popular mythology of an "old-fashioned" Christmas goes back to Charles Dickens, who was being nostalgic for his childhood Christmases, which happened to fall during a miniature ice age.
- It barely ever snows in Ireland, still less at Christmas but Guinness brought out this optimistic ad anyway.
- An ad for a Boston-based car insurance company lampshaded this trope, then dragged it out back and killed it with a snow shovel. We first see a cute scene of winter right out of a Christmas card; Santa Claus flies by in his sleigh and everything. "A non-local car insurance company," states the voice-over, "may honestly think that this is what wintertime in New England is like. We know that it can also be more like this..." Cut to scenes of bumper-to-bumper traffic in a blinding blizzard, people climbing over small glaciers to get to work, a man practically ready to use a jackhammer to chip all the ice off his car windshield, etc.
- The ad has since become more and more... well, in the summer we looked at it as Hilarious in Hindsight, seeing as winter 2011 was very much the frozen hell depicted in it.
- General notes: Japan is a pretty warm place, with weather resembling the East Coast of the United States from roughly Boston to Savannah, Georgia. Tokyo is at nearly the same latitude as Norfolk, Virginia and the Outer Banks of North Carolina, an area which gets snow in the winter every few years at best. Thus, if it snows in an anime or manga, it'll either be in a scene set in the far northern island of Hokkaido, or under certain circumstances (such as Snow Means Love) where it has to snow for the trope to work.
- Strawberry Panic ends on a snowy day, but with green leaves on all the trees.
- One of the winters portrayed in the Death Note anime is actually completely snowless, to the point where it rains in January.
- Lampshaded in Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's, where Hayate wonders if there will be snow later during Christmas Eve. Naturally snow does begin to fall on that night right after they kill the berserked self-defense program, combining this with Snow Means Death, especially since the first Reinforce performs her Heroic Sacrifice on the snow-covered Christmas Day.
- RahXephon has a weather-controlling enemy show up specifically to justify having a white Christmas. Subverted in that everyone is quite surprised by the snow and it is in fact cold, which at least one character finds desperately uncomfortable.
- The first Home Alone movie depended on this trope as a setup.
- In the Western film The Proposition, Christmas is used quite centrally, but there is no snow, because the characters are in the Australian Outback. Emily Watson gets a bunch of cotton and pretends it's snow.
- Babe has a similar issue, set as it is in New South Wales.
- No one in the film version of Bridget Jones' Diary even remarks on the tooth-rottingly quaint white Christmas happening around them even though this almost never happens in Southern England. And the film ends with Bridget kissing Darcy in a prettily snow-covered street in London.
- Subverted in the film White Christmas, which takes place largely at a ski resort hotel in New England suffering for business due to an unseasonably warm winter. It finally snows at the end of the movie, which takes place on Christmas Eve.
- The first two Die Hard films take place at Christmas. It only snows in the second film, outside the District of Columbia, though; the original is set in Los Angeles. (With a few exceptions, the DC area usually gets snow in late winter, if at all, not in December, and huge snowstorms are rare.)
- A Christmas Story has this, but it's entirely justified: The story is set in northwestern Indiana, which is bordered by just enough of Lake Michigan to be hammered by lake-effect snow every year.
- Whether or not there will actually be snow for Christmas is a key plot point and gives the French film Y aura-t-il de la neige à Noël? its title.
- Batman Returns is the only Batman movie in the franchise that takes place around Christmas and pretty much has snow fall upon the normally dirty streets of Gotham City.
- Subverted at the beginning of the 1987 TV movie A Child's Christmas In Wales; Thomas is disappointed that it's raining on Christmas Eve. He cuts out some paper snowflakes, and his grandfather gives him a snow globe as an early Christmas present and tells stories about childhood Christmases (which involved a great deal of snow). But there's no actual snow to be seen in the present-day scenes until the very last end of the movie, when Thomas has fallen asleep and his grandfather opens the bedroom window and catches some of the softly-falling snowflakes in his hand.
- Played with (alongside many, many other Christmas tropes) in the Discworld novel Hogfather. In the middle of Hogswatchnight (specifically, in the alternate time-dimension used by the Hogfather to travel the Disc in a single night), the usually muddy streets of Ankh-Morpork are covered in pristine white snow—but it's acknowledged that by morning this will look more like coffee meringue.
- In the novel Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, the unconscious shaping of his world by Adam Young means that his home town of Tadfield has the sort of weather he thinks it ought to have: "It never rained on Bonfire Night and always snowed on Christmas Eve".'
- Subverted in Bartholomew and the Oobleck, where everything gets covered in Oobleck.
- A interesting variant in Connie Willis' short story "Just Like the Ones We Used to Know" has it start pouring snow nationwide just after midnight on Christmas Eve morning... and not stop until Christmas comes. A White Christmas indeed.
- Grayson usually doesn't get snow at Christmas, as they stubbornly retain their use of the Gregorian calender, even though their planetary year is nothing like Earth's. It does happen occasionally though, such as near the start of the 9th book.
- Just about any Christmas Special will have this.
- Inverted in Christmas in Wonderland where although the film is set in Edmonton, Alberta the ground is snow-free, a very rare occurrence indeed.
- Adding to the surreal level of "ooh isn't that pretty"-ness in Gilmore Girls, it snows every winter just in time for the Loreleis to take a stroll.
- Subverted in Doctor Who, "The Christmas Invasion". At the end, after the aliens are defeated on Christmas Day, snow starts falling amid a meteor shower. Then the Doctor mentions that it's not snow, it's ash -— the alien spaceship burning up in the atmosphere.
- In the following year's Christmas Episode, "The Runaway Bride", the Doctor uses the TARDIS' previously unseen powers of weather control to create a small snowfall on demand.
- And in the year after this, it was water from the ballast tanks of the Titanic (the spaceship version).
- In "Planet of the Ood" [an ice-planet], the Doctor exclaims loudly and full of joy, "Finally, proper snow!" This is, of course, a normal episode and not a Christmas special.
- He did finally see proper snow in the 2008 special, set in 1851, but he didn't notice.
- In the "The Waters of Mars", it snowed without any type of interferences. But, again, "The Waters of Mars" wasn't a Christmas special (It aired and was set in November)
- The 2009 Christmas special has ice crystals trapped in fog by Kazran's weather machine. When Abigail's singing resonates with the crystals, it snows.
- The 2010 Christmas special is mostly set on another ice-planet.
- M*A*S*H features one infamous example, when they are all in the mess tent celebrating, and than it starts snowing and they stare out the windows in amazement. For a brief moment, the camp looks pretty, but an ambulance arrives seconds later with wounded and the staff has to get back to work.
- Considering they're supposed to be in Korea (despite behaving as if they're in Vietnam and the show lasting about four times as long as the actual Korean War), windows on a mess tent are all that's unusual.
- An episode of Third Watch's fourth season had a very heavy snowstorm hit New York (although not at Christmas), and Faith Yokas' daughter Emily was trapped in a car. The squads find her, get her to hospital, and the episode ends. The next episode begins on the next morning—and there's no sign whatsoever that the storm ever happened.
- Played with in the first-season Christmas episode of Veronica Mars; to create a feeling like this, the hosts of the big party have set up a snow machine outside, along with carolers. (Of course, this being Veronica Mars, the husband then gets stabbed by the woman he cheated on his wife with, for sleeping with a third woman that night, at the big Halloween party, when he was about to try cheating on his wife with a fourth woman. Ta-daaa. Veronica, narrating, says to herself, "No, Veronica, there is no Santa Claus.")
- Played with in Roswell, where Isabel at one point makes it snow in New Mexico for her brother's benefit.
- Played straight in a Christmas episode of My So-Called Life; Angela and her mother stand in the falling snow outside a church.
- Naturally doesn't happen in the Christmas episode of Bottom, leaving Richie to wonder, "Why doesn't it ever snow? You can't build a drizzle man, can you? Or play drizzle balls?"
- Subverted in the Drake and Josh Christmas special, where at the end it looks like it's the whole "miracle snowfall in San Diego" scenario but ends up being hard cheese shredded by a maniac and his beloved wood-chipper. On a related note, this is a revision of the original plan by Drake and Josh to make snow by putting ice in the wood-chipper, which instead caused hundreds of dollars of property damage in a frozen drive-by.
- This occurs in the Santa Claus episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, where Mike's dream comes true and it snows. In space.
- The past few Christmasses in Eastenders have been white ones, even though Walford appears to be the only part of London to get any snow.
- Averted in an very Did Not Do the Research way in Greek. Chapter 2 begins with "spring" semester—which actually starts in late January. In Ohio. Without a flake of snow in sight. (As an aside, those of us who live in the colder parts of the United States love how it's called Spring Semester despite starting in what is usually the very worst part of winter.)
- Played straight in a Christmas Episode of The Golden Girls, in which all of their travel plans are canceled and the four women are stuck in Miami for the holidays. Miami, Florida. Earlier in the episode, they complain about how hot it is and how they haven't seen a white Christmas in some time. But with the help of an outside observer, they rekindle their Christmas spirit and stand awestruck at the door of a diner, watching as the snow falls. They're also quite happy to see the snow, despite being held up to see their families, and also specifically mentioned that it was really light and whippy. While it has actually snowed in Miami before, it was pretty much a freak occurrence, and it also wasn't at Christmas...
- Lampshaded and justified in a Mary Tyler Moore Show episode:
Phyllis: You know the wonderful thing about living in Minnesota? We always have a white Christmas.
- The Christmas Special for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, "I'm Dreaming of a White Ranger", has the citizens of Angel Grove get a white Christmas after the Rangers save Santa Claus from Lord Zedd. Note that this is the only Christmas special the series gets and there's no more snow in any Ranger city after that.
- Highlighted in the SCTV sketch "The Fella Who Couldn't Wait for Christmas", starring a fidgety Ed Grimley:
Oh, I can't believe it's gonna be a white Christmas; it could't be much better, I must say. Thanks, Bing! Oh, as if he had anything to do with it, but ya know, in a way I'll bet he did!
- Averted in The X-Files Christmas episodes. One takes place in San Diego and the other in Maryland. Scully notes during the one set in Maryland that the forecasters were calling for rain, and maybe a White Christmas. Not unusual for the setting; though Maryland does get snow, the winters tend to be mild and wet rather than cold and snowy.
- In the Thunderbirds Christmas episode "Give or Take a Million", Brains arranges for a white Christmas on the tropical Tracy Island by setting up a snow machine.
- The Eureka Christmas Episode "O Little Town" has the town getting steadily warmer due to the energy buildup as it shrinks. When the energy gets released via a giant-snowflake shaped hydrogen crystal, it snows (and the crystal itself becomes a Christmas star).
- The rarely heard intro to the Irving Berlin song for which the trope is named reveals the reason the singer is "dreaming of a white Christmas": he's in Beverly Hills.
- It was also somewhat ironic at its peak of popularity in December, 1942. American troops were fighting only in North Africa (Sahara Desert) and Guadalcanal and New Guinea (in the southern tropics) at the time.
- Berlin actually wrote the song while lounging by a swimming pool in Phoenix. Similarly, Bob Wells came up with the lyrics for "The Christmas Song" (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose, etc.) as a way of trying to "think cool" during a hot summer day in Los Angeles.
- At the end of the Vietnam War, as the North Vietnamese Army approached the outskirts of Saigon, the Armed Forces Radio stations began playing Christmas songs. (It was late April.) Vietnam vets have said that when they heard Bing Crosby singing "White Christmas" on the radio, they knew that the end was at hand.
- A popular song by the country group Alabama has the line "It's Christmas in Dixie/It's snowing in the pines." Parts of Virginia and Tennessee, which are technically in the South, do get significant snowfall, but the parts most people think of as Dixie (Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia) are usually far too warm for snow.
- The music video for the Dashboard Confessional song "Stolen" shows it snowing at the Hotel Del Coronado in... Coronado, CA. It NEVER snows in Coronado. Ever.
- "Jingle Bells". "Jingle Bell Rock". "Sleigh Ride". "Winter Wonderland". "Let It Snow". "Baby, It's Cold Outside". "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm". All are secular seasonal songs with no mention of any holiday, and would be appropriate well into January (and February, and possibly even March) in many parts of the US. Yet they are rarely heard on the radio or in department stores after December 25, and never, ever after January 1.
- Anyone who's ever worked in retail will attest this is a very good thing. Hearing nothing but Holiday music eight hours a day from after Thanksgiving to Christmas is maddening.
- The Australian Christmas carol "Christmas Where The Gum Trees Grow" averts this:
- Anyone who's ever worked in retail will attest this is a very good thing. Hearing nothing but Holiday music eight hours a day from after Thanksgiving to Christmas is maddening.
Christmas where the gum trees grow
- Deliberately subverted by Greg Lake's "I Believe in Father Christmas" (Lyrics by Lake and Pete Sinfield):
They said there'd be snow at Christmas
- Band Aid's "Do They Know It's Christmas?" helpfully points out that "there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time".
- Sure, there will—just on the tops of those mountains over there. Also, it's a metaphor. Kind of a silly one, but we're not going to begrudge a charity song.
- Not that there aren't plenty of other examples of Western geographic ignorance in that song, including the assertion that in Africa, "nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow."
- The Pet Shop Boys released a Christmas single last year appropriately and accurately called "It Doesn't Often Snow at Christmas".
- Gene Autry's song "If It Doesn't Snow on Christmas" concerns itself with how Santa Claus will make his rounds in the absence of the white stuff.
- Calvin and Hobbes. Every single strip set in the winter had feet of snow, enough to make
snowmengiant snow beasts. Calvin apparently lived in Northern Canada.
- Or in Ohio in the 60s, 70s or early 80s (as Bill Watterson did). Yes. There really was that much snow.
- Actually, there are some strips where Calvin complains bitterly about the lack of snow, and one in particular where he lights candles around his sled and then lays on it, praying to the snow demons. There's also a quote something along the lines of, "If I was in charge, we wouldn't see the ground between November and March!"
- Peanuts usually featured plenty of snow in its Christmas and wintertime strips, but as with Calvin and Hobbes this was pretty well justified by the setting (rumored to be Minnesota, in this case).
- An exception is the Rocko's Modern Life Christmas Special, where O-Town hasn't had a white Christmas in years, until Rocko and a young elf bring Christmas cheer back to the town. Of course, Rocko was Australian, and as such would have celebrated Christmas in the summer, till he came to the US.
- The Simpsons subverted this in one episode when Bart, expecting a snow day from a blizzard the previous night, walks outside to find "unseasonable warmth". Also subverted in an episode where the Simpsons travel to Australia during the winter in America. Homer, having taken a sled, is disappointed to be told by Lisa that it's actually summer in Australia.
- The creators have also said that the whole origin of the "Mr. Plow" episode was because they wanted to do an episode where it was snowy but not Christmas.
- Spoofed in an episode of Hey Arnold!. The first half of the show (each entire episode holds 2 different stories) is about a very bad heat wave over the city that renders almost everyone crazy from the high temperature. At the end of that story, a single snowflake can be seen floating down from above. Part 2 of the episode, a different story, is about how the town is suddenly blanketed with a thick sheet of snow.
- On Rugrats, in an early episode a California flag is seen outside the local post office, making you assume that's where the show is set. In the Christmas episode the families rent a cabin in the mountains, so they can have "a real White Christmas". But then, a later episode involves a blizzard happening at the characters' home.
- In a related incident, in one episode we get a changing seasons montage, including snow, only to find out it's only been a week. As one character comments: "Crazy Weather we've been having, eh?"
- There was an early episode where the babies pretend to be explores in an icy land, all taking place in their snow covered backyard.
- From the obscure animated Cabbage Patch Kids Christmas Special: the Kids take one step outside their magical Cabbage Patch (where It's Always Summer) and find themselves in waist-deep snow in a picturesque White Pine forest that might as well be North Conway, New Hampshire. Then they take a ride to "The City" and find an equally picturesque setting with people in furry coats and old brick buildings frosted with ice and snow and such. According to a small sign in a park, the city in question is... Atlanta, Georgia.
- A first-season episode of The Transformers subverted the trope by having a snowball fight in July in the middle of a desert, made possible because the Decepticons were draining heat from the Earth's core. That desert never saw snow for the rest of the series.
- A Lilo & Stitch: The Series Chistmas episode featured snow in Hawaii. This goes beyond Did Not Do the Research and enters the realm of complete idiocy.
- Did this episode happen after the one where they acquired the experiment that froze things? In which case, they could have asked the experiment to give them a snowy Christmas. Not to mention that one of the characters is a Mad Scientist who is good friends with the little girl in the title. It's not hard to imagine them deliberately making it snow in any case.
- Furthermore, Hawaii does get snow, only it's at the top of Mauna Kea.
- Nearly averted in the Christmas episode of Recess, where it is remarked that it is quite warm for December. Then at the end of the episode, down comes the snow.
- In a Christmas episode of Taz-Mania, it's snowing outside. In December. In the Southern Hemisphere.
- In the Tale Spin Christmas Episode "Jolly Molly Christmas", Molly dreaming of a white Christmas is a plot point. The climate in Cape Suzette is subtropical or tropical, so the adults keep telling her that this is impossible. In the end, it begins to snow nevertheless.
- Films and stories about the life of Jesus usually feature warm if not desert-like weather. However, Christmas nativity scenes sometimes (thought not frequently) portray Jesus' birth as having taken place during snow. Snow in Bethlehem is only slightly more likely than it is in Jerusalem, where it is exceedingly rare (just over 30 days of snow, cumulatively, in the last 60 years), and has never been recorded to occur before January. Not to mention the fact that the Roman Empire saw global temperatures several degrees higher than they are today. However, it's quite likely to have been raining. And this is, of course, assuming that Jesus was actually born in December...many historians are convinced that the Roman Catholic Church placed Christmas in the early winter to coincide with the Winter Solstice in order to attract pagans and that he was more likely born in March or April.
- This isn't really debated among historians at all. It's an established fact that the birthday of Christ was moved to coincide with Saturnalia (Roman Winter Solistice).
- At least one Nativity carol, "In the Deep Midwinter", is guilty of this.
- Not everyone celebrates Christmas in December. Orthodox Christians celebrate it in January.
- A variation has intentionally averted for many years by the National Football League with the Super Bowl. The game has traditionally been played in late January or early February, when many big football cities are covered in snow. However, up until the NFL pardoned the Meadowlands (just across from New York City), who eventually won their bid for the 2014 game, they required host city candidates to have either a domed stadium or average temperatures above 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Now there's a chance that Dreaming of a White Super Bowl will become a reality.
- Parts of Australia nearly had a white Christmas in 2010 which for Australia would be rare.
- In 2006, freak weather conditions resulted in up to 30 cm of snow falling in some areas of the Victorian and New South Wales highlands on Christmas Day.
- At least one hotel in southern Australia has been known to arrange "Yuletide Festivals" in June, when there is snow in those parts.
- In 2009, a December 22–28 snowstorm that hit the Midwestern US hard stretched far enough south to give Dallas, Texas its first White Christmas since 1929. Other parts of Texas had snowfalls of 9 or more inches.
- In 2004, a Christmas snowstorm brought significant snowfall to parts of southern Texas and Lousiana. El Campo, Texas, saw 11 inches on Christmas Eve. In Brownsville, Texas, it was their first measurable snowfall since 1899.
- Jean Shepherd was from Hammond