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fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!"


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'''''Severus Snape, Professor and Lover''''' is a crossover fanfiction by [[Comics Nix]].
''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5731548/1/Severus_Snape_Professor_and_Lover
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Severus Snape, Professor and Lover]]'' is a crossover fanfiction by
[[Comics Nix]].


[[Harry Potter|Severus Snape]], bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor,
[[Harry Potter|Severus Snape]], bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor, decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen, and transfers Snape to teach [[The Teletubbies]]. Snape soon learns that his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach....
decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen,
and transfers Snape to teach the [[Teletubbies]]. Snape soon learns that
his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach....


As anyone who knows [[Comics Nix]] would assume, this story is incredibly
As anyone who knows Comics Nix would assume, this story is incredibly disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly the most vile of [[Comics Nix]]'s tales.
disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story
itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly
the most vile of [[Comics Nix]]'s tales.


At one time this story could be found on [[Fanfiction.net]], but it has since been removed. However, it is easy enough to find readings and [[MSTing]]s with a simple Google search.
=== Tropes:

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* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]: <s> Po</s> Poo masturbates in a corner.
* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]: <s> Po</s> Poo masturbates in a corner.
* [[Alien Blood]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa's blood is yellow.}}
* [[Alien Blood]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa's blood is yellow.}}
* [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way
* [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses {{spoiler|her virgin blood}} as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is "full of dancing crawlers", {{spoiler|along with Laa Laa's feces}} as lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky!
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* [[Big No]]: {{spoiler|Dumbledore does one before being blown up by Tinky Winky's grenade.}}
into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses [[spoiler: her
virgin blood]] as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is
"full of dancing crawlers", {{spoiler|along with Laa Laa's feces}} as
lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky!
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* [[Big No]]: [[spoiler: Dumbledore does one before being blown up by Tinky
Winky's grenade.]]
* [[Breast Expansion]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa grows "a pair of xanthous brests".}}
* [[Breast Expansion]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa grows "a pair of xanthous brests".}}
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Crossover Ship]]: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
* [[Crossover Ship]]: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
* [[spoiler: [[Face Heel Turn]]: Dumbledore ends up being the [[Big Bad]] and
* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]: Dumbledore ends up being the [[Big Bad]] and attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow it.}}
attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow
it.]]
* [[Gross-Out Show]]: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales.
* [[Gross-Out Show]]: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales.
* {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]: Tinky Winky.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]: Tinky Winky.}}
* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening
* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
* [[OOC]]
* [[OOC]]
* [[spoiler: [[Potty Failure]]: Laa Laa poops all over the bed after having
* {{spoiler|[[Potty Failure]]: Laa Laa poops all over the bed after having orgasms.}}
orgasms.]]
* [[The Reveal]]: {{spoiler|The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!}}
* [[The Reveal]]: {{spoiler|The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!}}
* [[spoiler: [[Shout-Out]]: Dumbledore says [[[[Lord of the Rings]] "You shall not
* {{spoiler|[[Shout-Out]]: Dumbledore says [[The Lord of the Rings|"You shall not pass."]]}}
pass."]]]]
* [[Troll Fic]]
* [[Troll Fic]]


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Latest revision as of 20:31, 7 August 2023
"No Laa-Laa, don't be ashamed. When you bit the forbidden fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!"
—Snape

Severus Snape, Professor and Lover is a crossover fanfiction by Comics Nix.

Severus Snape, bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor, decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen, and transfers Snape to teach The Teletubbies. Snape soon learns that his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach....

As anyone who knows Comics Nix would assume, this story is incredibly disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly the most vile of Comics Nix's tales.

At one time this story could be found on Fanfiction.net, but it has since been removed. However, it is easy enough to find readings and MSTings with a simple Google search.

Tropes used in Severus Snape, Professor and Lover include:
  • A Date with Rosie Palms: Po Poo masturbates in a corner.
  • Alien Blood: Laa Laa's blood is yellow.
  • Anatomically-Impossible Sex: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses her virgin blood as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is "full of dancing crawlers", along with Laa Laa's feces as lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky!
  • Big No: Dumbledore does one before being blown up by Tinky Winky's grenade.
  • Breast Expansion: Laa Laa grows "a pair of xanthous brests".
  • Crack Fic
  • Crossover Ship: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
  • Face Heel Turn: Dumbledore ends up being the Big Bad and attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow it.
  • Gross-Out Show: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Tinky Winky.
  • Lemon: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
  • OOC
  • Potty Failure: Laa Laa poops all over the bed after having orgasms.
  • The Reveal: The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!
  • Shout-Out: Dumbledore says "You shall not pass."
  • Troll Fic


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