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{{quote|"Eight [[Badass Driver|brutal competitors]]! Eight [[Weaponized Car|deadly vehicles!]] And over [[Night of the Living Mooks|twenty thousand ghastly undead!]] Who will be champion? Who will be roadkill? Let's find out!'' -The announcer, describing the championship proper. }}
{{quote|"Eight [[Badass Driver|brutal competitors]]! Eight [[Weaponized Car|deadly vehicles!]] And over [[Night of the Living Mooks|twenty thousand ghastly undead!]] Who will be champion? Who will be roadkill? Let's find out!'' -The announcer, describing the championship proper. }}


'''''Blood Drive''''' is a [[Vehicular Combat]] game developed by Sidhe (makers of ''[[Shatter]]'') and released by [[Activision]] in November of 2010.
'''''Blood Drive''''' is a [[Vehicular Combat]] game developed by Sidhe (makers of ''[[Shatter]]'') and released by [[Activision]] in November 2010.


It's [[Next Sunday A.D.]] following a [[Zombie Apocalypse]]. Civilization remains, though society is scarred by the harsh reality of living in a world overrun by zombies. They have turned to [[Blood Sport]] to entertain themselves, in the form of [[Title Drop|Blood Drive]]: a violent tournament of [[Vehicular Combat]] and zombie-splattering. The tournament takes place in the [[Fictional Counterpart|desert gamb]][[Viva Las Vegas|ling city]] of Las Ruletas. This particular tournament involves eight different drivers with distinct vehicles and interesting backgrounds.
It's [[Next Sunday A.D.]] following a [[Zombie Apocalypse]]. Civilization remains, though society is scarred by the harsh reality of living in a world overrun by zombies. They have turned to [[Blood Sport]] to entertain themselves, in the form of [[Title Drop|Blood Drive]]: a violent tournament of [[Vehicular Combat]] and zombie-splattering. The tournament takes place in the [[Fictional Counterpart|desert gamb]][[Viva Las Vegas|ling city]] of Las Ruletas. This particular tournament involves eight different drivers with distinct vehicles and interesting backgrounds.


The player must first complete five preliminary tournaments, or cups, before being allowed to enter the championship cup. Each cup consists of one or more map zones with a certain number of events, between two and four. There are a variety of events, such as kill the most zombies, [[Vehicular Combat|kill the most cars,]] [[Kill'Em All|kill the most]] ''[[Kill'Em All|everything,]]'' checkpoint races, and "King of the Skull" (Think [[Halo]]'s oddball with [[Weaponized Car|Weaponized Cars]]). Once the qualifiers are complete, the player may enter the Blood Drive [[Tournament Arc|championship]], which in essence is the "Story Mode." Upon winning the championship at least once, the player becomes eligible to enter [[Harder Than Hard|The Hardcore Cup.]] [[Schmuck Bait|Think you got what it takes?]]
The player must first complete five preliminary tournaments, or cups, before being allowed to enter the championship cup. Each cup consists of one or more map zones with a certain number of events, between two and four. There are a variety of events, such as kill the most zombies, [[Vehicular Combat|kill the most cars,]] [[Kill'Em All|kill the most]] ''[[Kill'Em All|everything,]]'' checkpoint races, and "King of the Skull" (Think [[Halo]]'s oddball with [[Weaponized Car]]s). Once the qualifiers are complete, the player may enter the Blood Drive [[Tournament Arc|championship]], which in essence is the "Story Mode." Upon winning the championship at least once, the player becomes eligible to enter [[Harder Than Hard|The Hardcore Cup.]] [[Schmuck Bait|Think you got what it takes?]]


The game is [[Bloody Hilarious]] and fun but is marred by balance issues and a total lack of local multiplayer.
The game is [[Bloody Hilarious]] and fun but is marred by balance issues and a total lack of local multiplayer.
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* [[Benevolent Architecture]]: Though everything is in a state of severe disrepair, much of the city is otherwise intact- as are various [[Ramp Jump|ramps]] and shortcuts. Some places are a little more tricky to navigate then others.
* [[Benevolent Architecture]]: Though everything is in a state of severe disrepair, much of the city is otherwise intact- as are various [[Ramp Jump|ramps]] and shortcuts. Some places are a little more tricky to navigate then others.
* [[Blinded by the Light]]: Superstar's [[Limit Break]], [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Flash Bling,]] uses the Rot Rod's [[Pimped-Out Car|sheer bling]] to blind anyone in its vicinity.
* [[Blinded by the Light]]: Superstar's [[Limit Break]], [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Flash Bling,]] uses the Rot Rod's [[Pimped-Out Car|sheer bling]] to blind anyone in its vicinity.
{{quote|[[Attention Whore|Superstar: "Look at me, ]][[Just Add Bitch|bitches!"]]}}
{{quote|[[Attention Whore|Superstar: "Look at me,]][[Just Add Bitch|bitches!"]]}}
* [[Blood Knight]]: The announcer implies that Nazar isn't even aware of the tournament rankings or points. He just wants to [[Neologism|splattermaim.]]
* [[Blood Knight]]: The announcer implies that Nazar isn't even aware of the tournament rankings or points. He just wants to [[Neologism|splattermaim.]]
* [[Bloody Hilarious]]: Shambler zombies occasionally get stuck to your car when you hit them. While amusing, [[Interface Screw|it can mess up your car's handling.]]
* [[Bloody Hilarious]]: Shambler zombies occasionally get stuck to your car when you hit them. While amusing, [[Interface Screw|it can mess up your car's handling.]]
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* [[Mighty Glacier]]: Brock's Warpath. Natalya's Big Iron even more so.
* [[Mighty Glacier]]: Brock's Warpath. Natalya's Big Iron even more so.
* [[Mysterious Past]]: Nothing is known about Nazar other then that he works for some wealthy corporate types. He's the biggest thing to happen to local tabloids since the [[Zombie Apocalypse]].
* [[Mysterious Past]]: Nothing is known about Nazar other then that he works for some wealthy corporate types. He's the biggest thing to happen to local tabloids since the [[Zombie Apocalypse]].
* [[Neologism]]: The announcer is fond of the word "Splattermaim", which coincidentally describes [[Blood Drive]] very well. He also says [[Perfectly Cromulent Word|things like "Massacarize".]]
* [[Neologism]]: The announcer is fond of the word "Splattermaim", which coincidentally describes Blood Drive very well. He also says [[Perfectly Cromulent Word|things like "Massacarize".]]
* [[Night of the Living Mooks]]: Of the standard shambling, leaping, acid-throwing and smashing variety.
* [[Night of the Living Mooks]]: Of the standard shambling, leaping, acid-throwing and smashing variety.
* [[Nitro Boost]]: Boost pickups ahoy- but careful where you use them, as they hose your steering. No sense smashing into a wall.
* [[Nitro Boost]]: Boost pickups ahoy- but careful where you use them, as they hose your steering. No sense smashing into a wall.
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* [[Professional Killer]]: In his ending, {{spoiler|Nazar is revealed to be one of these, and part of [[Murder, Inc.|a clandestine group]] of them who all drive cars [[Mookmobile|identical to his Corpse Grinder.]] [[Riding Into the Sunset|They are seen driving out]] of Las Ruletas [[Nitro Boost|before warping into high speed,]] leaving a [[Power Glows|trail of purple energy]] in their wake similar to Nazar's [[Limit Break]].}}
* [[Professional Killer]]: In his ending, {{spoiler|Nazar is revealed to be one of these, and part of [[Murder, Inc.|a clandestine group]] of them who all drive cars [[Mookmobile|identical to his Corpse Grinder.]] [[Riding Into the Sunset|They are seen driving out]] of Las Ruletas [[Nitro Boost|before warping into high speed,]] leaving a [[Power Glows|trail of purple energy]] in their wake similar to Nazar's [[Limit Break]].}}
* [[Professional Wrestling]]: Superstar was a wrestler prior to the zombie outbreak.
* [[Professional Wrestling]]: Superstar was a wrestler prior to the zombie outbreak.
* [[Say My Name]]: [[Suddenly Voiced|The one word ]][[The Voiceless|Nazar ever utters.]] [[Evil Laugh|And then he laughs.]] [[Nightmare Fuel|The announcer is understandably disturbed by this.]]
* [[Say My Name]]: [[Suddenly Voiced|The one word]][[The Voiceless|Nazar ever utters.]] [[Evil Laugh|And then he laughs.]] [[Nightmare Fuel|The announcer is understandably disturbed by this.]]
{{quote|Nazar: ''Jackksssonn!''}}
{{quote|Nazar: ''Jackksssonn!''}}
* [[Sensual Slavs]]: Natalya. The announcer describes her as a [[Femme Fatale]].
* [[Sensual Slavs]]: Natalya. The announcer describes her as a [[Femme Fatale]].
* [[Serious Business]]: Jackson's attitude towards [[Blood Drive]] and life in general. [[Large Ham|Superstar]] and [[Ax Crazy|Reggie]] think he should lighten up.
* [[Serious Business]]: Jackson's attitude towards Blood Drive and life in general. [[Large Ham|Superstar]] and [[Ax Crazy|Reggie]] think he should lighten up.
* [[Shockwave Stomp]]: This is Jackson's [[Limit Break]]. It won't generally destroy other cars unless they're already heavily damaged, but it kills most zombies in his vicinity.
* [[Shockwave Stomp]]: This is Jackson's [[Limit Break]]. It won't generally destroy other cars unless they're already heavily damaged, but it kills most zombies in his vicinity.
* [[Smash Mook]]: Beware the Behemoth zombies. True to their name, they are visible from a ways off and can easily [[One-Hit Kill|one-shot]] your car with a two-handed smash or a [[Foe-Tossing Charge]]. It's best to shoot them from a distance, [[What an Idiot!|as crashing into them]] will likely just destroy your car.
* [[Smash Mook]]: Beware the Behemoth zombies. True to their name, they are visible from a ways off and can easily [[One-Hit Kill|one-shot]] your car with a two-handed smash or a [[Foe-Tossing Charge]]. It's best to shoot them from a distance, [[What an Idiot!|as crashing into them]] will likely just destroy your car.
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* [[Weapon of Choice]]: Each driver has a listed "favorite weapon" that they will begin each event with unless the "random weapon" perk is chosen.
* [[Weapon of Choice]]: Each driver has a listed "favorite weapon" that they will begin each event with unless the "random weapon" perk is chosen.
* [[Woman Scorned]]: Kelly, and how.
* [[Woman Scorned]]: Kelly, and how.
* [[World of Badass]]: From the looks of it. It's one thing to [[Action Survivor|survive]] a [[Zombie Apocalypse]]. It's quite another to get into a [[Weaponized Car]], [[Vehicular Combat|shoot at other drivers in similarly-equipped vehicles]], and [[Car Fu|run over the]] [[Gorn|aforementioned zombies]] in the name of ''[[Blood Sport|televised entertainment.]]'' According to the announcer, [[As Long as There Is One Man|as long as there are people]] [[Badass Driver|like the]] [[Blood Drive]] [[Badass Driver|contestants,]] [[Humans Are Warriors|the zombies will never win.]]
* [[World of Badass]]: From the looks of it. It's one thing to [[Action Survivor|survive]] a [[Zombie Apocalypse]]. It's quite another to get into a [[Weaponized Car]], [[Vehicular Combat|shoot at other drivers in similarly-equipped vehicles]], and [[Car Fu|run over the]] [[Gorn|aforementioned zombies]] in the name of ''[[Blood Sport|televised entertainment.]]'' According to the announcer, [[As Long as There Is One Man|as long as there are people]] [[Badass Driver|like the]] Blood Drive [[Badass Driver|contestants,]] [[Humans Are Warriors|the zombies will never win.]]
{{quote|[[Large Ham|Announcer]]: Here in Las Ruletas we said "F you" to that [[Zombie Apocalypse]]!}}
{{quote|[[Large Ham|Announcer]]: Here in Las Ruletas we said "F you" to that [[Zombie Apocalypse]]!}}
* [[Your Mom|Your Grandma]]: Brock, to Jackson.
* [[Your Mom|Your Grandma]]: Brock, to Jackson.
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Jackson Is About To Run You Over.

"Eight brutal competitors! Eight deadly vehicles! And over twenty thousand ghastly undead! Who will be champion? Who will be roadkill? Let's find out! -The announcer, describing the championship proper.

Blood Drive is a Vehicular Combat game developed by Sidhe (makers of Shatter) and released by Activision in November 2010.

It's Next Sunday A.D. following a Zombie Apocalypse. Civilization remains, though society is scarred by the harsh reality of living in a world overrun by zombies. They have turned to Blood Sport to entertain themselves, in the form of Blood Drive: a violent tournament of Vehicular Combat and zombie-splattering. The tournament takes place in the desert gambling city of Las Ruletas. This particular tournament involves eight different drivers with distinct vehicles and interesting backgrounds.

The player must first complete five preliminary tournaments, or cups, before being allowed to enter the championship cup. Each cup consists of one or more map zones with a certain number of events, between two and four. There are a variety of events, such as kill the most zombies, kill the most cars, kill the most everything, checkpoint races, and "King of the Skull" (Think Halo's oddball with Weaponized Cars). Once the qualifiers are complete, the player may enter the Blood Drive championship, which in essence is the "Story Mode." Upon winning the championship at least once, the player becomes eligible to enter The Hardcore Cup. Think you got what it takes?

The game is Bloody Hilarious and fun but is marred by balance issues and a total lack of local multiplayer.

Tropes used in Blood Drive include:
  • Blood Knight: The announcer implies that Nazar isn't even aware of the tournament rankings or points. He just wants to splattermaim.
  • Bloody Hilarious: Shambler zombies occasionally get stuck to your car when you hit them. While amusing, it can mess up your car's handling.
  • Buffy-Speak: Characters sometimes say that they will make the zombies dead...er.
  • Car Fu: Your primary means of combat other then weapons. Your vehicle's "Impact" attribute determines the damage dealt to other cars when rammed as well as how much it is slowed by plowing through zombies. Brock's Limit Break, Juggernaut, causes his truck Warpath to be enveloped in armored plating, dramatically increasing it's durability and ramming capability. This makes him the only driver able to go head-to-head with a Behemoth and survive the experience.
  • Character Customization: A mild version in the form of a load-out selection prior to each event. Each load-out consists of three different perks for your car. For example, the "Getting Personal" loadout grants you double ammuntion for any weapon, a weapon damage bonus and a ramming damage bonus. Many loadouts overlap, for example the "Triple Threat" load-out substitutes the double ammo bonus of Getting Personal for a full rage meter.
  • Cliff Hanger: We last see Jackson going head to head with a truly titanic zombie. Prior to that, he takes out three Behemoths using only the gatling gun.
  • Charge Meter: Two, the boost and rage meters. The former is filled by collecting boost Power Ups, and the latter by killing zombies and taking damage.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Reggie.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: Most characters' speech features liberal application of f-bombs, including the announcer!

Announcer: Go fucking nuts!

Nazar: Jackksssonn!

Announcer: Here in Las Ruletas we said "F you" to that Zombie Apocalypse!

  • Your Grandma: Brock, to Jackson.
  • Zerg Rush: The shamblers will attempt to swarm your car, bogging you down and whittling away your armor.
  • Zombie Apocalypse: What looks to have been a particularly nasty one, given the condition of Las Ruletas. At least one city was completely overun- Paris. Society has apparently adapted, given that they made a goddamn game show out of it.