I Meant to Do That
From a kitten's book of etiquette, this lesson I take
You don't have to be embarrassed when you make a mistake
You pull yourself together, and you brush off your hat,
And tell the watching crowd, "you know, I meant to do that!"
—Catherine Faber and Arlene "Callie" Hills, "I Meant to Do That"
A spill or tumble can be quite embarrassing if there are witnesses.
How to reduce the humiliation? Turn it into a stunt. Claim it was intentional, a show for their benefit.
The most common subversion to a pratfall, an I Meant To Do That typically involves the clumsy character either managing to land on his feet (despite all odds) or springing up unhurt immediately after a fall.
There is a bit of Truth in Television to this: if you trip up while walking, people are less likely to notice if you just keep walking afterward without looking sheepish or saying "whoa". Oh, they'll probably still snicker, but not as much. It is also a house cat's standard method of preserving dignity.
A Parody Retcon is what happens when an entire work is claimed to have Meant To Do That.
- Honshou Aru from Hitoribocchi No OO Seikatsu accidentally wore a coat hanger to school and then tried to pass it off as a fashion decision.
- Cowboy Bebop, in "Stray Dog Strut", when they activate the "Dog Whistle":
Boss: Is it on? I don't hear anything.
Lab Tech: It's high-pitched, only dogs can hear it.
Boss: I, uhh, knew that. I was just testing you.
- Samurai Champloo uses this with an overblown samurai who claims he's going to make it big one day. In a duel, he rushes up, draws his sword—and gazes skyward when it flies out of his hand and into the air. It looks like it's all over for the blowhard, until the sword falls from the sky and lands on his opponent's head, knocking him out. His response? "That was... my Flying Dragon technique!"
- Played for laughs in Inuyasha, where Miroku "exorcises" a house (just to get some free accommodation), only to have a demon fly out of the roof, as the house really did need to be exorcised.
- Absolutely glorious example from the end of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Joseph Joestar drops Cars into a volcano to try and kill him. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't work, and Cars re-emerges and cuts Joseph's hand off, and it goes tumbling off into oblivion. Half a chapter later, Joseph manages to trigger a massive eruption, and Cars is planning to just fly away from it... until Joseph's severed hand comes flying out of the volcano again, propelled on venting gas, and hits him right in the throat, distracting him from the process of forming wings. His last words before he's blasted into orbit are directed at Joseph, accusing him of having planned this all along (which isn't as implausible as it sounds, in this series). Joseph immediately takes credit for it, while simultaneously thinking "As if! That was just total luck!"
- One Piece: Zeo seems like a rather harmless villain at first, to the point that Brook accidentally stood on his face for a while without noticing. But then Zeo reveals his master plan. Brook was never standing on his face at all. Zeo was in fact headbutting the bottom of Brook's foot! Genius!
- Anytime things don't work out for Zeo, he claims the negative result was what he was aiming for. To the point that he claims that he let himself be stabbed in order to dull the blade.
- Marvel Comics's Secret Invasion. Brian Bendis referencing older issues, sometimes years old, of various titles and claiming they are all part of the invasion. This is a habit of Bendis's. For instance, at the end of his Avengers Disassembled storyline, he included a few pages from the issue where Hawkeye and the Scarlet Witch joined the team; their thought bubbles happened to seem kind of like Foreshadowing.
- Lauren Lopez, Draco's actress in A Very Potter Musical, claims that this trope is the reason her Draco rolls around on the floor all the time; he tries to look cool in front of Harry and his friends by posing, fails miserably, then tries to make it look like he did it on purpose.
- This Death Note fancomic.
- In chapter 4 of Drunkard's Walk VIII: Harry Potter and the Man from Otherearth, Doug -- the current Defense teacher at Hogwarts -- instinctively blocks a Confrigo cast by Draco Malfoy, and his personal Wild Magic lets him actually catch and hold the spell. As The Narrator, he then notes
Rule number one when you're a teacher, I learned long ago at Warriors Academy, was "Never admit you don't know what you're doing." So I made like a cat and pretended that catching the spell was what I had intended all along...
- Chicken Run: Nick and Fetcher the rats bring the eponymous chickens a radio. Upon one of them patting the side, the tuning knob shoots across the coop. "It's supposed to do that."
- Thomas and the Magic Railroad gives us this:
Dodge: Uh, Boss? Did you mean to make the roof fall in?
Splatter: All the way in?
Diesel 10: I always mean what I do, ya rattletraps.
- The Trope Namer is Pee-wee's Big Adventure, where Pee Wee crashes his bike spectacularly in front of a couple of aloof kids, albeit ending up neatly on his feet at the end, giving the claim a little credibility. Although pratfalls had been a staple of comedy since the beginning of time, Pee Wee's priceless rejoinder made this one famous in its own right.
- Gimli after falling off his horse in The Film of the Book The Two Towers: "It was deliberate, it was deliberate!"
- The Terence Hill & Bud Spencer movie They Call Me Trinity features combat training with a group of Mormons. When one of the Mormons, during an actual battle, attempts to use Bud's trademark grapple, he keeps accidentally flipping the other guy 360 degrees—landing him right back on his feet. Repeat three times...
- Inspector Clouseau has done this in the various Pink Panther films.
- At one point he dismounted from a set of parallel bars by going down the stairs. When he saw that a bunch of people had seen him fall, he said, "Ah, that felt good!"
- After falling off a sofa in A Shot in the Dark he said, "I know I fell off the sofa, Madame. There's no need to tell me: everything I do is carefully planned, Madame."
- Not to mention "Ah, the old closet ploy." (after walking into a cupboard when trying to leave a room).
- Non-comedic examples: the lightsaber battles in the Star Wars films, especially the prequels. Noteworthy in particular is one moment in The Phantom Menace: after Obi-Wan chops Darth Maul's lightsaber in half, Maul responds with a kick to the chin. Obi-Wan somersaults in mid-air and lands on his feet, his expression just begging for a chance to quote that famous line.
- In the Get Smart movie, Max accidentally knocks all of the hanging beads off of their threads, which later results in the guards slipping and knocking themselves out. He then turns to 99 and says "I set that up."
- Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Subversion: Willy Wonka, emerging from his shop for the first time in years, hobbles out on a cane. He continues hobbling after the cane gets stuck in the ground, seemingly unaware of its absence until he notices it gone, stops, falls over, but tucks into a roll at the last moment and springs to his feet, obviously more spry than he had previously let on. Gene Wilder added the scene as a way to introduce the fact that Wonka was more than he appeared. He also signed on to the movie on the condition he could do this exact scene.
- In Tomorrow When the War Began Homer shouts this after falling down Satan's Steps.
- In Desert Heat, Eddie Lomax walks into a door after being stunned by the diner girl's beauty, turns back to the rest of the diner, and laughs as though he was making a joke. But certainly appears embarrassed as he turns away and puts his hat back on.
- In the final book of Codex Alera, Tavi struggles to tear down the gates of one of the great cities of Alera, which are centuries old and have been continuously fortified and strengthened since their construction. He does manage to bring them down—as well as everything in a hundred foot radius. Bonus points because his Love Interest was watching.
- This is how Yossarian got his medal and rank in Catch-22: the military was unsure of how to handle his most recent flight, which destroyed the target but in an unusually risky manner and at a fairly high cost, so they decided to pretend this was intentional.
- Ciaphas Cain got the beginnings of his heroic reputation from this. While running away from a tyranid attack he discovered that it was a diversion and that his escape route went right into the main attack. Thus forewarned, his unit survived, and he got the credit because he couldn't very well admit that he'd tried to run.
- In the second novel of Sergey Lukyanenko's Line of Delirium, Emperor Grey trips and falls while visiting a planet in The Empire. In order to save face, he then begins to offer praises to the planet and its people (similar to the Real Life example below). This turns into the Prostration ritual, during which he visits all the planets in his domain and prostrates and prays after leaving his shuttle. Once, though, he forgets to do that and then simply declares that he is changing the ritual.
- In the first chapter of Redwall, an unnamed bird swoops down on a basket left behind by Matthias hoping for a free meal, only to find inedible (to him) nuts. To avoid embarrassment "lest any other birds had been witness to his silly mistake" he makes it out like he just flew down to look for something else to eat.
- In Harry Potter Lockheart founds the Duel Club and is dumb enough to suggest professor Snape as his sparring partner. Snape promptly wipes the floor with him, but Lockheart just cheerfully explains that he just wanted to show what you shouldn't do in a fight.
- Similar is one of the running gags of El Chapulin Colorado (a Mexican TV Superhero spoof); he would fall and then say one of his catch phrases: "Lo hize intencionalmente, todos mis movimientos estan friamente calculados" ("I did that intentionally, all my movements are coldly calculated").He would also add silly reasons to the fall or otherwise klutz action, such as "testing the ground's stability" or "checking the balance of the walls"
- Batley from Eureekas Castle is known to say this following bad landings. Or in his case, EVERY landing.
- Mr. T's absolutely hilarious educational video Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool tells you that if you trip over a pebble, turn it into a break dance move. The people will applaud you and you'll look totally awesome.
- In the Doctor Who episode "The Vampires of Venice", the Doctor is doing some work to on the TARDIS and generally showing off for Rory and Amy when the console sudden erupts in an alarming shower of sparks. After an embarrassed pause, the Doctor defensively snaps "It's meant to do that."
- Red Dwarf, "White Hole". Lister is attempting to shoot a planet into the eponymous "white hole" as you would pocket a ball in a game of pool (long story). He shoots, misses, hits a completely different planet and "pockets" that one instead. Lister immediately starts crowing about how it was a perfectly executed trick shot. Everyone else thinks he was just a very lucky git.
- Invoked by many, many rejected contestants on reality show early rounds. They try to pretend their awful performance was to "punk the judges" but the very brief crestfallen look on their face says otherwise.
- Maxwell Smart from Get Smart is a master of this art. Often the unintentional pratfall does in fact save his life.
- Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine never misses a chance to boast about how he was putting on a facade of cluelessness to imply that the conversation is best held in private, how he acted all cowardly and prevented a situation from escalating into actual violence... generally how he did really badly, but nobody calls him on it because he'll just boast about that next.
- Calvin and Hobbes
- When Hobbes misses a pounce on Calvin, he rolls hits the ground, rolls, stretches, licks, and pads off, nose in the air. Calvin, not fooled for a second, muses that Hobbes wants him to think he meant to do that. This is even better if you own a cat, because they do exactly the same thing.
- Another instance features Calvin making a fool of himself while trying to catapult a large snowball from a springboard consisting of a plank and a log.
Calvin: I meant to do that.
Hobbes: Then it worked very well.
- The official timeline of Forgotten Realms "Oriental Adventures" offshot includes a beautiful fragment:
year 1501 Shou (669 Wa, 251 DR):
- The Wa warlords overthrow the rulership of their Shou Lung governors, destroying many things Shou Lung in the ensuing rebellion. Civil war rocks the island for more than 200 years before a stable government emerges, but the various petty warlords of Wa present a unified front against the "outland invaders."
- The Shou Lung are finally driven out of Wa [...]
year 1503 Shou:
- The twelfth Emperor Chin of the Kao Dynasty, faced with defeat in Wa, declares "The Unleashing of Shackles." Wa is recognized as an independent state, and the tattered remains of the Shou Lung Regiment of the Grey Blossom are withdrawn from Wa. Many monuments are erected in the capital declaring the wondrous nature of the emperor as the sage emancipator of noble foreign peoples.
- However, Shou cut losses pretty close: their diplomats visited Wa and arranged the proper peace and set up everything - from opportunity to return for any stranded Shou, to trade agreements and status of ports and communities actually running the trade - during the same 1503 (for comparison, Shou bureaucracy usually takes 2-5 years to process things as basic as repair of a canal or warrant for arrest of a murderer). So, ridiculous, but not incompetent.
- In a possible Shout-Out to Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Paul Reubens also uses this line in his role as Rex, the droid who pilots the Starspeeder in the Star Tours rides at several Disney theme parks. After your ship has left the spaceport through the maintenance bay, Rex says, "I meant to do that - a little shortcut! Ha-ha!"
- In SSX 3, Psymon Stark says things like "Obviously intentional!" when he gets a power-up or a money token... and when he almost wipes out.
- A slight variation in Final Fantasy X. Happens if Tidus fails to do the Jecht Shot on the trip to Luca. He notices that Yuna was watching him and quickly does another flip, ending with a 'ta-da'. She isn't fooled.
- Guild Wars has a warrior skill called "I Meant to Do That!" that gives the player a boost if he's knocked down. Even better, the skill is a shout, so a speech bubble with the skill name appears above the player's head when he uses it.
- This is lampshaded in Call of Duty Black Ops. The achievement/reward for scoring a kill with a tomahawk that you first bounced off a wall or floor—a feat that will almost surely come by accident—is named "I Meant to Do That!"
- Guybrush says this in Chapter 1 of Tales of Monkey Island after he has caught the Desingeograph of his Poxed hand with his feet and flips it onto the picture bucket near the Illuminopictoscreen. Even though he says that as if he were doing it by accident, it is all a part to escape from the operating table in De Singe's laboratory.
- The Order of the Stick
- This strip of Sinfest.
- Agatha Heterodyne of Girl Genius delivers the line when the coffee machine she's rebuilding explodes. Subverted in that she doesn't even have to use it at all to save face, the crowd of onlookers/helpers cheers at the explosion. It's also entirely possible that she really did mean to do that, given her level of sparksanity when inventing and the spark "design process" in general.
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal has this with God and Abraham.
- In Exterminatus Now, Virus tells the others about how Eastwood had his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend put to death on heresy charges. Eastwood indignantly defends himself pointing out that the guy actually was a heretic. Virus reminds him he didn't find that out until after they had him executed.
- Special Agent Oso: The title character's Catch Phrase: "It's all part of the plan... more or less."
- King of the Hill: In the "Hank's Back Story", Dale and Hank are practicing for an upcoming mower racing event and end up mowing towards each in a game of chicken and both stop just before the get to the hedges that divide their yards. Then Dale indicates he will back out and twists around to see where he is going, but instead of reversing, the mower shoots forward through the hedges, and Dale yelps and almost falls off. Once his mower stops, Dale feigns deliberateness and tells Hank, "there's more where that came from," then calmly reverses out.
- Sadlygrove tries to pull this out after being tripped and tumbling during his duel against Prince Armand. Nobody's fooled, of course.
- In season 2's Gobbowl arc, Kriss Krass also protests this when the Masked Gobbowler takes back the gobball whithout Kriss even noticing.
- In an episode of American Dad, Francine joins a womens' society but tries to get out when they expect her to cheat on Stan. Just as they prepare to kill her to preserve their secrets, Francine's neighbor Linda interrupts and gives her a VERY passionate kiss. This convinces the women to back off ("No wonder she refused the cheat on Stan with a man...), and afterwards Francine thanks Linda for saving her with the fake lesbian kiss. Linda's response is this trope combined with Suspiciously Specific Denial ("Oh, here is your husband. I should get home to my husband, whom I love and am still sexually attracted to.")
- Lasso Lass in the Codename: Kids Next Door episode "Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L.", after crashing through the rotten floor of her treehouse with her horse.
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- In the episode "The Return of Harmony, Part 2", Applejack slips on some soap, knocking over the other ponies. She immediately invokes this trope. Somewhat of a parody, as she was hypnotized by Discord to lie about everything at the time.
- Done visually by the Wonderbolts flying team in "Secret of My Excess": While fending off a rampaging dragon, they get captured in a water tower. They're freed after the crisis has passed, adopt a heroic pose, then fly off without a word.
- In A Canterlot Wedding Part 2, Queen Chrysalis is just as surprised as everypony else to have beat Celestia in a Beam-O-War.
- When Gaius Julius Caesar went to Africa (to fight his nemesis, Pompeius Magnus), he stumbled and fell when leaving the ship. Since this could be considered a bad omen, he immediately exclaimed, "I have you, Africa!"
- William the Conqueror did something similar upon tripping on the shore of England, then proclaiming that he would "grasp it with both hands".
- Cats never break their cool, even in those rare moments when you might be mistaken into believing that they appeared foolish.
- (Pet) Fancy Rats, oddly enough, do the same thing. Every time they do something ridiculous it's either immediately followed by "I totally meant to do that" air, or hasty self-grooming and enforced nonchalance attempting to indicate it never happened.
- When a sex scene in his novel I Am Charlotte Simmons won the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award, Tom Wolfe started telling anyone who would listen that the sex scene was supposed to be bad.
- One time when Demi Lovato was performing "Until You're Mine", she tripped and started laughing. During one of the instrumental breaks, she said "I planned that, the whole falling thing? That was already planned."
- This trope seems to be the underlying philosophy behind the trend of people saying "I Lied" instead of "I was mistaken/I was wrong/My bad." Apparently, these people think of themselves as pulling off plans and believe that they're tricking you into believing that they just tricked you into believing that they were wrong about some small thing... Of course, it's Played for Laughs here.
- A rather more tragic example is the Battle of Verdun during World War I. The German general Falkenhayn attacked Verdun (which at the time formed a small salient on the French side of the front), intending to force a breakthrough and seize the city. He expected a quick and easy victory; instead, the offensive turned into a long and bloody battle, which eventually saw the French defenders victorious. Afterwards, Falkenhayn claimed that his objective had never been to actually break through the lines, but rather to force the French to spend a lot of resources and men on the defense of Verdun. In that, he had certainly succeeded; the area around Verdun is chock full of both French and German military cemeteries.