Oh Crap/Quotes
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Doctor Bunnigus: Is....is this part of a grenade? |
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"Commander, the house Phica shield just went back up." |
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"THE AI HAS GONE FERAL! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE AI BEING FERAL!"
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"Oh, sod."
—Guard, Dragon Age, during the City Elf origin
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[After realizing Jotaro just pierced through his Stand] "Ahh! Aah! AAAH! AAAAHH!! Ohh, what the fuck?! My only regret is... that I never got to say... 'Wryy'-" {Splatters into a blood fountain}
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Dio: [grabbing a boat with his bare hands] Enjoy your stay on the S.S. Plummet, Jotaro! —JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, from the same episode as above.
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Jotaro: I'll be fine just so long as I don't hit a gas- —JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, again the same episode (there were a lot of these in the finale).
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"I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar."
—Calogero describes the moment a group of bikers realize that the bar they just started wrecking is a Mafia bar.
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"I fooled you Ethel, I knew you were all along, I can't believe you fell for that ma stuff, I just wanted to see if I could finally, finally make Ethel Rosenberg sing! I WIN!" (flatlines) "Oh fuck."
—Roy Cohn, Angels in America: Perestroika
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"She's going to just blast through the walls?! Oh dear mother of God...!"
—Quattro from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS, about ten seconds before she gets utterly fragged.
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Away down alley, heard woman scream, first bubbling note of city's evening chorus. Approached disturbance. Attempted rape/mugging/both. Cleared throat. The man turned and there was something rewarding in his eyes. Sometimes, the night is generous to me.
—Rorschach's journal, Watchmen
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"Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."
—Agent Smith, The Matrix: Revolutions, before exploding.
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"Target in range. Prepare to fire on my command. Hm. Bastard's not even changing course." |
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"You're not in my gorram mind....YOU'RE ON MY GORRAM SHIP!"
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"Harry... The clock on that nine foot nuclear weapon is ticking."
—Chick, Armageddon
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"Look to the skies!"
—Guillo, Baten Kaitos Origins, referring to the comet heading for his enemies. Which he just summoned.
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"It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his Booby Trap!" {{[[[Stuff Blowing Up]] BOOM!}}] "Speaking of which..."
—BEN, Treasure Planet
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"It's not often I get to do battle with one of my enemies... in the body of one of their allies. I do so love watching them realize that when they strike me, they will hurt the body of their friend, and not me! Oh yes, that's it... that's the look."
—Karnak, Dominic Deegan
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"Ha ha! Goodbye! You will die now! (pause) Ha... ha." |
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"How can they be jamming us if they don't know that we're... coming..."
—Lando Calrissian, Return of the Jedi, realizing that IT'S A TRAP.
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"A Westerner faced with a suicide bomber goes to pieces. Believe me, I have seen this. Just as I have seen people's reactions to other stressful situations: criminals in the electric chair, a person in water confronted by sharks. Oh, to be sure, I love to observe the look of pure horror that crosses a man's face when he realizes that he is, without doubt, going to die..." —Jonathon Killian, Scarecrow
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"Aye, basura!"
—Rikochet from Mucha Lucha
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Mock Cousteau Blah: Now it seems as zough we have found ze bubblefish. We are close now. *shines light on what turns out to be Zeeky H. Bomb* When we shine ze light on it-" |
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"Oh crap."
—Hellboy, on anything bad.
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"IT'S BOWSER!!!"
—The Toads in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story after seeing Giant Bowser tower over their town.
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"BRO NO!!!"
—The Monty Moles, from the same game, upon seeing the same beast towering above the Fawful Express.
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White Mage: Did you feel that? —Eight Bit Theater, upon Black Mage becoming the leader of Hell.
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"I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account." [hangs up] —Cayman Islands banker, The Simpsons 3F12 Bart the Fink.
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Crais: I know this ship, and something is out of balance! —Farscape, seconds before a Scarran invades the command deck
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"First you say it, then you do it! That's why they call it an accident!"
—Bill Cosby, from Bill Cosby, Himself, explaining why your mother's advice about wearing clean underwear in case you get in a car accident is useless if the accident does happen.
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"Damn! We in trouble now!"
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Dr. Wily: "I did it! I can hardly believe I did it, but I actually did it! I actually brought Bass back to life!" |
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Ghetsis: Granted, the moment when someone loses all hope... I really do love to watch that moment.
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Ghetsis: I can't wait to see the look on your face when you've lost all hope!
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"I love the look on the DM's face here. This is the classic Dungeon Master Thousand Mile Stare, of a hardened DM taken aback at just how fucked a player is, and realizing how boned the whole campaign's become in an instant."
—Spoony, describing Daniel's priceless reaction during his Mazes and Monsters review
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King Dedede: (as he and Escargoon are being chased by angry Waddle Dees) We in trouble! Mah own guards is out to get me! —Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Episode 92 (Hunger Struck)
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Nightmare: (upon seeing Kirby become Star Rod Kirby) The Star Rod?! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
—Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Episode 100 (Fright to the Finish)
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Amelia: And just HOW are we supposed to stop it? —Slayers NEXT Episode 1
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Hazama: P-P-Play tag?! There's no way I can outrun them!
—BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, for when Kokonoe, Taokaka, Jubei, and every single Kaka and cat start chasing after him in a similar game to that of tag in his gag ending.
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Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running!
—Caboose as the Red Army carpet-bombs his tank
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Morinth: I used to be a duelist. My favorite part is when you see it in your opponent's eyes. They know you're better, and they're going to die
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Oops.
—Soapy Slick, The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck
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Scar: Ah... my friends. |
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Gunnery Sergeant Bardue: Okay Elite League, welcome to a little simulation that I like to call DARK TENNYO! —"Ayla and the Great Shoulder angel Conspiracy", Whateley Universe
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Sir Kull: Did you see it? —Shadow over Swordhaven cutscene in Adventure Quest Worlds
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Motoko: (after being shot at by an invisible mass) Shoot the ceiling out! DO IT! |
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Regulatory Agency Clearance Delay...WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!?? I think I just instantly became diabetic. Anyone near north Seattle. Please come fast. I am going to be needing CPR.
—MyNameIsJeff (accompanied by a picture of him breathing into a paper bag), P-P-P-POWERBOOK! prank
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"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!!"
—Multiplayer announcers when a nuke is called in, Modern Warfare 2 (though the Spetznas announcer is far more collected.)
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When they see me their gaze be all crazy, y'all
—Will Smith, Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head)
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HOOOOLY SHIIIIT!!!
—Charlie MacDonald, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle
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Oh no, I see —Coldplay, Trouble
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Greetings, General Oliver! The disappointment you're about to experience delights me!"
—Dummied Out line from Yes Man, Fallout: New Vegas
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Takano: (upon Nail Ripper falling into Satoko's pitfall trap created by her) Waah! A trap? (sees Rika & Satoko about to use their final attack) Aah! —Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kira Episode 2
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"Oh, fuck me."
—Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones S2E09 "Blackwater"
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"Three blasts... RUN!!!!!"
—Edd, Game of Thrones S2E10 "Valar Morghulis"
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no i dont like seeing stupid internet poo poo make the news |
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She opened the door, only to find a lot of DEs and 4-pipers staring up at her. |
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