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Doctor Bunnigus: Is....is this part of a grenade?

Captain Tagon: Yeah. it's....wait, where's the rest of it?!?

"Commander, the house Phica shield just went back up."
"That's...odd."
"It seems to be flickering a bit, we can probably breach, bu-"'
"FULL POWER TO SHIELDS! PILOT! HUG THE GROUND! NOW NOW N-"

SKOOOM
"THE AI HAS GONE FERAL! NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE AI BEING FERAL!"
"Oh, sod."
Guard, Dragon Age, during the City Elf origin
[After realizing Jotaro just pierced through his Stand] "Ahh! Aah! AAAH! AAAAHH!! Ohh, what the fuck?! My only regret is... that I never got to say... 'Wryy'-" {Splatters into a blood fountain}

Dio: [grabbing a boat with his bare hands] Enjoy your stay on the S.S. Plummet, Jotaro!

Jotaro: [in the water, too shocked to even emote] That's a boat... [Dio slams the boat on top of him]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, from the same episode as above.
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"I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar."
Calogero describes the moment a group of bikers realize that the bar they just started wrecking is a Mafia bar.
"I fooled you Ethel, I knew you were all along, I can't believe you fell for that ma stuff, I just wanted to see if I could finally, finally make Ethel Rosenberg sing! I WIN!" (flatlines) "Oh fuck."
—Roy Cohn, Angels in America: Perestroika
"She's going to just blast through the walls?! Oh dear mother of God...!"
Quattro from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS, about ten seconds before she gets utterly fragged.
Away down alley, heard woman scream, first bubbling note of city's evening chorus. Approached disturbance. Attempted rape/mugging/both. Cleared throat. The man turned and there was something rewarding in his eyes. Sometimes, the night is generous to me.
Rorschach's journal, Watchmen
"Oh no no no no no... No, it's not fair."

"Target in range. Prepare to fire on my command. Hm. Bastard's not even changing course."
[Serenity is followed out of the ion cloud by a whole mess of Reaver ships]

"...target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target EVERYONE! SOMEBODY FIRE!"
"You're not in my gorram mind....YOU'RE ON MY GORRAM SHIP!"
"Look to the skies!"
Guillo, Baten Kaitos Origins, referring to the comet heading for his enemies. Which he just summoned.
"It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up until Captain Flint pulled my memory circuit so I could never tell anybody about his Booby Trap!" {{[[[Stuff Blowing Up]] BOOM!}}] "Speaking of which..."
"It's not often I get to do battle with one of my enemies... in the body of one of their allies. I do so love watching them realize that when they strike me, they will hurt the body of their friend, and not me! Oh yes, that's it... that's the look."
—'Karnak, Dominic Deegan

"Ha ha! Goodbye! You will die now! (pause) Ha... ha."

"How can they be jamming us if they don't know that we're... coming..."
Lando Calrissian, Return of the Jedi, realizing that IT'S A TRAP.

"A Westerner faced with a suicide bomber goes to pieces. Believe me, I have seen this. Just as I have seen people's reactions to other stressful situations: criminals in the electric chair, a person in water confronted by sharks. Oh, to be sure, I love to observe the look of pure horror that crosses a man's face when he realizes that he is, without doubt, going to die..."

"And that is the look I'm talking about."
Jonathon Killian, Scarecrow
"Aye, basura!"
Rikochet from Mucha Lucha

Mock Cousteau Blah: Now it seems as zough we have found ze bubblefish. We are close now. *shines light on what turns out to be Zeeky H. Bomb* When we shine ze light on it-"
Zeeky: Zeeky boogy doog!
Mock Cousteau Blah: Oh Crap.

BOOM!
"Oh crap."
Hellboy, on anything bad.
"Oh, this is gonna suck."
The Joker, coming face-to-face with a pissed-off Bane.
"IT'S BOWSER!!!"
"BRO NO!!!"
The Monty Moles, from the same game, upon seeing the same beast towering above the Fawful Express.

White Mage: Did you feel that?
Black Belt: What?
White Mage: A great disturbance in the order. As if millions of voices cried out to say "Oh Shit".
(Elsewhere...)

Witch: Stupid Light Warriors must have broken my crystal. I keep asking for Lotto numbers and all I get is "The Destroyer is Manifest".
Eight Bit Theater, upon Black Mage becoming the leader of Hell.

"I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account." [hangs up]
"Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.

Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal." [sighs] "It's too hot today."
Cayman Islands banker, The Simpsons 3F12 Bart the Fink.

Crais: I know this ship, and something is out of balance!
Stark: You're imagining things... although, this is strange.
Crais: What?
Stark: Docking Bay 2 recently performed an atmosphere replenish, as if it'd been opened... but we landed the pod in Bay 1...

Crais: TALYN, SEAL ALL HATCHES!!!
Farscape, seconds before a Scarran invades the command deck
"First you say it, then you do it! That's why they call it an accident!"
Bill Cosby, from Bill Cosby, Himself, explaining why your mother's advice about wearing clean underwear in case you get in a car accident is useless if the accident does happen.

Dr. Wily: "I did it! I can hardly believe I did it, but I actually did it! I actually brought Bass back to life!"
Bass: "Huh... Wily?!"

Dr. Wily: "Oh Crap! I actually brought Bass back to life!"
Ghetsis: Granted, the moment when someone loses all hope... I really do love to watch that moment.
Ghetsis: I can't wait to see the look on your face when you've lost all hope!
"I love the look on the DM's face here. This is the classic Dungeon Master Thousand Mile Stare, of a hardened DM taken aback at just how fucked a player is, and realizing how boned the whole campaign's become in an instant."
Spoony, describing Daniel's priceless reaction during his Mazes and Monsters review

King Dedede: (as he and Escargoon are being chased by angry Waddle Dees) We in trouble! Mah own guards is out to get me!

Escargoon: I've heard of hunger strikes before but this is ridiculous!
Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Episode 92 (Hunger Struck)
Nightmare: (upon seeing Kirby become Star Rod Kirby) The Star Rod?! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
—Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Episode 100 (Fright to the Finish)

Amelia: And just HOW are we supposed to stop it?
Zelgadis: If common spells and direct attacks won't work on it...
Lina: ...then you have to use an uncommon spell?
Amelia: Yeah, I guess...AAAHH!!
[Scene cuts to a town square, where Amelia is cranking a siren. Gourry is shouting into a megaphone. Zelgadis is merely standing there with a large sweatdrop.]
Amelia: This is a Dragon Slave Alert!

Gourry: All citizens please evacuate as quickly as possible!
Slayers NEXT Episode 1
Hazama: P-P-Play tag?! There's no way I can outrun them!
BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, for when Kokonoe, Taokaka, Jubei, and every single Kaka and cat start chasing after him in a similar game to that of tag in his gag ending.
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap! Running, running, running!
Caboose as the Red Army carpet-bombs his tank
Morinth: I used to be a duelist. My favorite part is when you see it in your opponent's eyes. They know you're better, and they're going to die

Scar: Ah... my friends.
Shenzi: Frie-heh-heh-hends? I thought he said we were the enemy!
Banzai: Yeah. That's what I heard.
Scar: (gets an expression of horror)
Shenzi & Banzai: Ed?
Ed: (laughs evilly as the hyenas close in on Scar)
Scar: No. L-l-l-l-l-let me explain. No. You don't understand. No! I didn't really mean... No, no! Look, I'm sorry I called you... No! NO!

(the hyenas tear right into Scar as the flames consume them)

Gunnery Sergeant Bardue: Okay Elite League, welcome to a little simulation that I like to call DARK TENNYO!

entire team, realizing just how boned they are: Oh fuck.
—"Ayla and the Great Shoulder angel Conspiracy", Whateley Universe

Sir Kull: Did you see it?
Sir Round: See what?
Sir Kull: THAT...
Sir Round: (as screen zooms in on Shadowfall) OH... MY... G- (interrupted by lightning flash) I heard stories but I never dreamed it could be true!
Sir Kull: It's Sepulchure's flying fortress... on the back of the largest dragon that ever existed!
Sir Round: We are so boned!
Sir Kull: Bad choice of words friend...
Sir Round: This is a grave situation!
Sir Kull: Ugh...

(undead minions burst through the door and begin invading Swordhaven Castle)
Shadow over Swordhaven cutscene in Adventure Quest Worlds

Motoko: (after being shot at by an invisible mass) Shoot the ceiling out! DO IT!
[helicopter hovering overhead complies, making the shower of glass shards short out the attacker's Invisibility Cloak... and revealing it as a Spider Tank]
Motoko: Aahh, shit...! (over radio) It's a tank! Pull out now!

Pilot: Now what are you gonna do? Argue with it?
Regulatory Agency Clearance Delay...WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!?? I think I just instantly became diabetic. Anyone near north Seattle. Please come fast. I am going to be needing CPR.
MyNameIsJeff (accompanied by a picture of him breathing into a paper bag), P-P-P-POWERBOOK! prank
"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!!"
—Multiplayer announcers when a nuke is called in, Modern Warfare 2 (though the Spetznas announcer is far more collected.)
When they see me their gaze be all crazy, y'all
Will Smith, Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head)
HOOOOLY SHIIIIT!!!
I'm sitting on a bomb trying to disarm it. This is the feeling you get when the bomb bay doors open.

Oh no, I see
A spider web is tangled up with me
And I lost my head

The thought of all the stupid things I'd said
Coldplay, Trouble
Greetings, General Oliver! The disappointment you're about to experience delights me!"
Dummied Out line from Yes Man, Fallout: New Vegas

Takano: (upon Nail Ripper falling into Satoko's pitfall trap created by her) Waah! A trap? (sees Rika & Satoko about to use their final attack) Aah!
Rika & Satoko: 07th Explosion!
(Rika & Satoko's 07th Explosion attack destroys Nail Ripper and sends Takano flying)

Takano: Sorry, Brother! (afterwards becomes A Twinkle in the Sky)
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kira Episode 2
"Oh, fuck me."
Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones S2E09 "Blackwater"
"Three blasts... RUN!!!!!"
Edd, Game of Thrones S2E10 "Valar Morghulis"

no i dont like seeing stupid internet poo poo make the news
this is like learning your imaginary friend is real, and is holding the president at knifepoint, and he wont stop namedropping you

Tiler Kiwi, in Something Awful Gamergate thread [1]

She opened the door, only to find a lot of DEs and 4-pipers staring up at her.
"Aw, crap."
One of them raised her holed ice cream sandwich.

"Aw, crap."

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