JesuOtaku/Funny

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  • The opening to JO's Ikki Tousen review, where she explains the series in a completely serious tone of voice while randomly including the bits of fanservice.
    • And the ending, a rare RAGE moment upon finding out there's four seasons (the Red Snark Text reflects it even better).
  • JO's disorganised ramble fest that can loosely be called a Let's Play of Star Fox 64 has her trash talking everything during the fight with Star Wolf.
  • Meryl and Milly's nicknames abbreviating into PMS and DMT in the first part of the Trigun Inbetweens.
    • The Kuroneko-sama signal. Okay, the third volume is just adorable, but still.
    • Her tribute to "Boot Knife," complete with slow-motion footage and "Danny Boy" as background music.
    • "I would say a little bit of Milly got into [Wolfwood's] system, but we won't see that until episode 23!" *heyooo!*
    • During the recording of the first half of Vol. III, thunder heralded Legato's introduction, resulting in this blooper:

JesuOtaku: *thunder sounds* A gruesome metaFUCK. THIS THUNDER IS RUINING MAH RECORDING!

  • From JO's Top 15 Dubbed Anime Themes:

Whether you were a little dude or a little chick, this song made you want to bench press the sofa, eat the entire box of frosted flakes including the box and Kamehameha your older siblings to OBLIVION for sleeping in or your younger siblings for... existing, pretty much, and if your parents had anything to say about it, well they could shut up and go back to bed because this was DRAGON BALL Z!!

      • She's chewing almost as much scenery as the DBZ intro!
    • When she mentions that Vic Mignogna covered True Light, cue the clip of the Ouran High School Host Club cast announcements (which of course she gets fed up with).
    • Regarding the Sailor Moon theme:

Why do the girls just give up singing when they get to Sailor Jupiter? Did the ice cream truck pass by outside while they were recording or something?
"Sailor Venus! Sailor Mars! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Jupiter... [ice cream truck music is heard in the background] Can I have a quarter?

  • Her Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking moment in her Most Deliciously Evil Anime Villians countdown, while talking about Frieza. Saying that his crimes, "include blowing up at least two planets, exterminating countless races including the strongest of all, the Saiyans, killing countless more Nameks causing their elder to die of plain old grief, back to back in relishing the torturous deaths of numerous lead characters... and making bad jokes... (well okay. He actually has a pretty good sense of humor.) and under suspicion of batting for some other team I... really... don't wanna know about."
    • Then after a brief clip of Frieza "caressing them," she showed us this image.
  • Digimon Adventure 02
    • Her brief summarization of the Destiny Stone arc.
    • The fairly logical assumption for BlackWarGreymon's popularity: The power of Blum.
    • Getting horrified when she realizes Oikawa looks like Tommy Wiseau.
    • THE KACHINA DOLL OF DOOOOOOOM!
  • From her top 20 openings of 2010, listen to her reaction at how many references that got into Kuragehime's opening and try not to giggle.
    • And in 2011's countdown, her hilariously epic summary of Toriko's plot.
  • The beginning of the Magic Knight Rayearth review -- dueling with Christmas trees!
    • And before that, she and her friends perform their combined magical girl attack... which summons the tree. Which then lights up and starts playing "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas."
  • Eiken...just the entire review, really, but:
    • Bennett the Sage's cameo and occasional comments. In the title credits JO adds a "Screw you~!" while she headwalls.
    • "What is the Eiken Club, and why do they want [Densuke]? NOBODY KNOWS, we're never told or even given the slightest inkling to guess on~!"
    • The reaction to one of the girls saying she has an A-cup rack. 'NO. By that logic, I'd be concave.@_@'
    • The comment about the most competent actor being played by MICROSOFT SAM.
    • As she starts to wrap up the review, Prof makes a quick cameo.

Prof: Media Blasters, purveyors of fine pornography~

  • For the Karin review: "When going vampire hunter, always disguise yourself as a gay firetruck."
  • In the Gurren Lagann review, the cameo by Chester A. Bum, which pretty much speaks for itself.
    • Also from that review, "Physics? FUUUUCK YOOUUR PHYSIIIIICCS!!"
  • "Gaze at the mighty snout of Saruta and despair~"
  • Koi Kaze:
    • "AW HELL NAW!"
    • "However, [Dorcas Aurelia] made me watch Koi Kaze. And for that, he will be torn apart by rabid dogs."
    • "Backpedal faster! I can hear banjos!" In fact, most of the subtitles.
    • The reveal for the next review. Complete with Shout-Out to A Clockwork Orange.
    • Her guess as to what ACTG is an acronym for:

"Abstract Company...That...Grapes...@_@"

  • The review of Master of Martial Hearts picking up where we left off...though after 12 seconds JO interrupts and says Sage has been smiling like that for the entire time between the two reviews (3 weeks).
    • The various captions on the censor bars.
    • "[Studio Arms' anime] mainly consist of torture porn and Elfen Lied...so just torture porn basically."
    • JO's sudden realization of hope (pun not intended), unintentionally sending Sage into a sudden depression. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming when we see her playing with the dog of one of her roommates.
  • In her review of FLCL, a clip of Naota's dad telling his mother that she might run out of her backlog of Crystal Pepsi is shown. Come on, who else would make a cameo for that line?

Lloyd (Brad's cat): What is it, Brad?
Brad: I dunno, Lloyd... there's somewhere... there's somewhere I need to be.

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena: The Movie
    • Oancitizen gets lost trying to find symbolism in Utena's pink hair when JO basically tells him to forget it, it's just typical for anime. Defeated Oancitizen can only shout "BUT IT'S PINK!".
    • Also that he just can't get over it, even when he makes a later cameo and refuses to even talk to her for fear of another "rainbow-haired nonsense-fest".
    • JO's otaku rage-gasm when Oan refers to anime as children's cartoons.
    • JO and Oan acting out what it'll be like to live in the castle shown in the movie.
    • "Oh, great. The bronies got him."
    • The end of that review, with JO quickly summarizing the last 20 minutes of the film in an extremely over-enthusiastic manner while Oancitizen just keeps going "WHAT?!" at basically every single detail of it.
      • "Why is this pink-haired bitch a CAR?!"

JO: [waves her hands at him] Syymmbol-iism!!
Oan: [pushes her over]

    • Akio's "death". That is all.
      • Also, the butterflies and rainbows that appear in front of Jesu and Oan whenever Akio leaps over the front of the car.
    • That scene with the cow and elephants. Or rather, JO's gleeful maniac grin before and after it, and how Kyle reacts to the scene.
    • From the commentary on the review:

Oan: The first screening was just a blur. I just remember "blah blah blah lesbianism, blah blah blah cars."

    • "So that's the best review I can give to this film. Kyle?" "Piss." "Okay, Thank you very much."
  • From her Digimon Tamers retrospective, describing the battle against Vikaralamon as everything going "bloody-hoo crazy!"
    • Also, trying to keep OF COURSE! out of the video, only to give in with an annoyed "You people and your memes."
    • Her various reactions/video reactions to the various ways that Tamers twists the many basic mythos elements.
      • The Metafiction Meter! It blows up first when Takato puts on goggles in order to accord with the tv show in a strange meta twist. The second time is when Ryo shows up, leading to a second self destruct. "I just fixed it, You Bastard!"
    • "I'm sorry, furries. Your goddess is barren."
    • After Impmon finishes his Deal with the Devil, JO makes an appropriate commentary to the next scene. "Excellent. Now into the pits of hell with you. And here, have a motorcycle."
    • "Would everyone stop feeding the Hell's Angel cat monster thing, please?"
    • The Nightmare Fuel counter deciding Screw This, I'm Outta Here.
    • JO giving a scenario that's "Good News, Bad News" in hindsight; something new that Hypnos has managed something that means that the D-Reaper sees. The bad news? This happens to be able to see the Digidestined while they are Bio-Merged with their partners, and, well, as JO and her snarktitles put it:

JO: This means the whole of Japan can see you BUTT NAKED TAKATO!

Snarktitles: A dramatic moment that turns REALLY EMBARRASSING when you think about it more XD

JO: Which Pokemon movies?
Critic: [Dramatic pointing] AAALLL OF THEEMMM!!!
JO: Aaah!

    • JO decides she someone more knowledgeable, and phones Marz Gurl, who immediately starts listing every available anime in alphabetic order and only stopping to catch a breath when JO to her returns a few clips later, midway through "O."
    • Which convinces her she needs someone a little less knowledgeable than that:

Todd in the Shadows: Anime...uh, anime...That's like, Japanimationy stuff?

JO: My god, if I can't make a good impression, at least I'll make a lasting one!

    • A scene with Masane jumping out of a helicopter and stumbling to the ground is accompanied by "And her kneecaps split off and flew twenty feet!".
    • While JO talks about the Gainaxing, a caption warns one of the characters "Protect yourself, man! They're ALIVE!"
    • To see if fans of the original American comic would like it, "I have procured a casual fan of the comic {{[[[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You]] Nash}}], currently in a state of cookie-induced calm." (It doesn't last.)
    • JO fake-harps on the fanservice part of the show given the... less pleasant fanservice shows she's reviewed, until she makes a comeback with:

JO:Have you seen some of the stuff that I like?
(Cue the cookie "eating" scene from Ouran High School Host Club)
JO: Mmm, me gusta!

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  1. ↑ Actually started as an Alan Rickman impersonation, then devolved into Super Kami Guru
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