Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy/Characters

Matthew Williams

Adorkable: Not as much as Alfred, but he has his moments.
Abusive Parents: His stepfather was one.
Bi the Way
Blind Without'Em
Canada, Eh?: Matt actually talks like that, to much teasing from Alfred and Gilbert.
The Charmer
Chick Magnet AND Dude Magnet
Cloudcuckoolander: He frequently talks to a lamp and once got so distracted he drove into a pole.
Companion Cube: The Lamp, later Kumajiro.
Dark and Troubled Past: The boy has not had an easy life.
Deadpan Snarker
Defrosting Ice Queen: Warms up to Al, and although he stays snarky and bitchy for the whole damn fic, they get plenty of Aw, Look -- They Really Do Love Each Other moments.
Deus Angst Machina: His life has sucked.
Dude Looks Like a Lady: Arthur mistakes him for a girl and he mentions casually that it "happens a lot".
Hooker with a Heart of Gold: A former one.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold
Never Gets Drunk: He can get drunk, but it takes a hell of a lot and he can easily drink guys twice his size under the table.
Pretty Boy
Sir Swearsalot
The Snark Knight
The Stoner
Sugar and Ice Personality
The Tease: He flirts a lot, but "isn't into picking up girls at bars". Also, towards Alfred, oh so very much.
Troubled but Cute
Really Gets Around: Used to be far worse than he is now, according to Gilbert he had sex with the entire cheerleading team when they were in high school.
Why Did It Have To Be A Rat?

Alfred Jones

Adorkable: Of course.
Adult Child
Attention Whore
Break the Haughty: So much.
Chick Magnet
Chronic Hero Syndrome: Lke his canon counterpart. The difference is that this Alfred really needs someone to save him.
Ditzy Genius: According to Arthur he "inherited all of the family's book smarts, but none of the common sense."
Dogged Nice Guy Towards Matt
Drugs Are Bad: Since cocaine practically ruined his life and he almost died of an overdose.
Going Cold Turkey: Poor, poor Al.
If It's You It's Okay: "I'm not gay; I only like one guy, and since he gets mistaken for a girl more often than not, I doubt that even makes me bisexual."
In-Series Nickname: Princess, courtesy of Matt on account of his acting like a Spoiled Brat.
Insufferable Genius: The fact that it's justified just makes his arrogance more annoying.
Kindhearted Cat Lover
Lonely Rich Kid: Used to be one, and never really lost the complex.
Nice to the Waiter: Pointed out out by Matt that "People like you don't help people like me".
Parental Neglect: Implied. His dad's response to Alfred asking to learn how to drive was "I don't have time for that shit".
Stepford Smiler
Troubled but Cute
Wacky Fratboy Hijinks: And still just as bad, despite being 28.
Wide-Eyed Idealist: Subverted. He acts the part, but he has a lot of issues.
Really Gets Around
Why did it have to be ghosts?

Arthur Kirkland

Big Brother Instinct: Towards Alfred, though this is not always apparant.
- The Caretaker/Living Emotional Crutch : And when Alfred really screws up, Arthur will be the one picking up the pieces.
British Stuffiness
Deadpan Snarker
Jerk with a Heart of Gold
In-Series Nickname: Fairy-pants. Drawing fantasy artwork around Alfred runs that risk.
Lethal Chef
Mean Brit
Only Sane Man
Team Dad

Gilbert Beilschmidt

"Girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on
about chlamydia. Also I'm eating jello out of a teacup
with a fork instead of taking notes on Dali. Awesome?"

Beta Couple: With Roderich
Bi the Way
Cloudcuckoolander
Fun Size
Gratuitous German
Heterosexual Life Partners: With Matt, not that Gilbert doesn't want it to be more.
Keet
If You Ever Do Anything To Hurt Him gives Alfred this warning about Matthew. With his Vietnam-veteran dad. And a shotgun.
Living Emotional Crutch: Was one for Matt when they were in highschool, due to the Canadian's depression and abusive parents.
Papa Wolf: A milder example, in that he is still incredibly protective of Matt.
Perky Goth
The Stoner
Unlucky Childhood Friend: To Matt

Roderich Edelstein

Chris DePaulo't

Emotionless Boy: Less actually emotionless, more the "just doesn't like or find it easy to talk about his feelings".
With Friends Like These...: He and Alfred openly despise each other, but Chris is the one who saves Alfred's ass when he overdoses.
Hair-Trigger Temper
Only Sane Man: Amonsgt Alfred's friends.
Vitriolic Best Buds: With Alfred.

Matthias

Teit

Peter Kirkland

Pavel

Evilly Affable: He's so damn polite about all the drug dealing and attempted murder.
Stalker Without a Crush: Towards Alfred.

Jason

Abusive Parents
Alcoholic Parent
Green-Eyed Monster: His treatment of Matt stemmmed from the belief that Matt's mother loved her son more than him.

Frederick

Canada, Eh?

Dr McKnight

Team Dad
The Shrink
The Caretaker: To Matt.
Like a Son to Me: How he thinks of Matt.

Jade McKnight

Greg McKnight

Henpecked Husband: To Jade

Vanessa DePaulo

"When you're with us, you immediately surrender your dignity. It's almost like selling yourself into prostitution."

Granola Girl: Milder example than most, but does yoga and tells Chris that drinking green tea will calm him down.
Happily Married: To Chris
Nice Girl
Team Mom

Amelia Jones

Genki Girl
Missing Mom: Was one for Alfred, not to say she didn't have her reasons.

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

Gupta

Lars

Erudite Stoner
Ethical Slut
Hot for Student: Was Matt's art teacher in highschool. Went a little further than most examples of this trope.

Sheldon

Anything That Moves
Camp Gay
Can't Hold His Liquor
Everythings Big in Texas
Fun Personified
Fun Size
Keet
Perpetual Smiler: Constantly happy despite working 80+ hours a week, and descrbed by Alfred as an "Eternal optimist".
Heterosexual Life Partners: With Allan. Though, admittably, Sheldon stretches the definition of "heterosexual" until it snaps under it's own weight.
Those Two Guys: Again, with Allan.

Allan Coco

"If it weren't for the fact that you and Matthew are a very successful couple, I'd have written you off as a
high-maintenance crazy cat lady,"

Everythings Big in Texas
Keet
Perpetual Smiler
Heterosexual Life Partners: With Sheldon.
Those Two Guys: With Sheldon.
Sickeningly Sweethearts: With Chrissy

Chrissy Coco

"Matthew has a nice ass, too. I'm sure you call that one your own already, don't you?"

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