This Is the Worst Idea You've Ever Had/Characters
Main Characters
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Nicole Masterman
- Big Sister Instinct: Once she discovers that Greg, her sister’s ex-boyfriend, is a vampire, she snaps at and threatens him.
Nicole: Stay the fuck away from my sister. If you so much as look at her, I will set you on fire. |
- Bottle Fairy: A milder example.
- Burning with Anger
- Fiery Redhead: Quite literally so.
- Green Eyed Red Head
- Innocent Cohabitation: With Ian.
- Playing with Fire
- Reused Character Design: Based off Niko of The Rift.
- When She Smiles
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Ian Taylor
- Arbitrary Skepticism: Towards vampires.
- Face Palm
- Innocent Cohabitation: With Nicole.
- Odd Friendship: With Caine.
- Only Sane Man
- Ship Tease: There are subtle implications he actually really likes Nicole.
- Reused Character Design: Based off Irian of The Rift.
- Stoic Spectacles
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Caine Kingsley
- Cloudcuckoolander
- Odd Friendship: With Ian.
- Reused Character Design: Based off Kain of The Rift.
- Running Gag: All throughout Chapter 1, he just wants to go to Burrito Gong.
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Cynthia Niequist
- Arbitrary Skepticism: Towards vampires.
- Bi the Way: By Word of God.
- Catgirl
- Chekhov's Gun: In the first chapter, Cynthia assures Nicole if they ever really were to come across a vampire, she'd punch them. Guess what happens Chapter 2?
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: Was able to punch out a dual katana wielding vampire into her bat form no problem.
- Most Writers Are Writers
- Reused Character Design: Based off Synthy of The Rift.
Supporting Cast - Debuted In Chapter 1
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Abigail Masterman
As a general rule, Abigail and Nicole get along pretty well, despite the fact that they don’t understand each other. |
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Sergio Quezada
At first glance Sergio appears to be a chivalrous, nice sort of guy, but he tends to view women as property and when angered, he can be very dangerous. |
- Asshole Victim: Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
- Crazy Jealous Guy
- Fake Memories/Laser-Guided Amnesia: Invoked on Nicole.
- Jerkass: Especially to Nicole’s friends when she isn’t looking.
- Kick the Dog: Due to the above.
- Killed Off for Real: Gives gone in puff of smoke a new meaning.
- Moral Event Horizon: If it’s not breaking Dawn’s neck, it’s biting Nicole.
- Neck Snap: To Dawn.
- Older Than They Look/Really Seven Hundred Years Old: Gabry estimates his age to be 300 years. According to his official profile, it's more in the range of at least 400-500.
- Parks Like Crazy: “I’m not very good at parallel parking.”
- Red Eyes, Take Warning
- Vampire Invitation
- Vampires Are Rich
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Nummy Muffin Coocolbutter
Official Biography: Nummy Muffin is Nicole’s dog, adopted shortly after moving into the house with Ian. He enjoys naps, snuggles, and chasing squirrels almost as big as he is. |
- Cute Little Fangs: On occasion. He’s a dog, after all.
- Precious Puppies
- Head Pet: He spends a good portion of Chapter 1 atop Cynthia’s head.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter
- Shout-Out: To Mystery Science Theater 3000.
- Team Pet
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Dawn LeFleur
- Ambiguously Brown
- Neck Snap: From Sergio.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Subverted, then double subverted after Sergio breaks her neck.
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Carmilla
As the oldest vampire in the city and surrounding area, Carmilla has a certain level of authority over the other vampires living nearby. |
- Authority Equals Asskicking: Of the vampires in River’s Crossing, she has the most pull. And even if a younger vampire doesn’t, for example, open the door when she says to, she’ll just tear it off herself.
- Badass Adorable
- Buxom Is Better
- The Fashionista
- Friendly Neighborhood Vampire: If it had to be any one vampire in River's Crossing, it would be her.
- Lesbian Vampire
- Of Corsets Sexy
- Only One Name
- Really Seven Hundred Years Old
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Subverted.
- Super Strength: Her power.
- Vampires Own Nightclubs
- White-Haired Pretty Girl
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Gabriele “Gabry” De Luca
- Anything That Moves: By Word of God.
- Smoking Is Cool
- Reused Character Design: First appeared in Cuanta Vida as a RED Spy.
- Waistcoat of Style
- Who You Gonna Call?
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Liam Williamson
- Cool Shades
- Not So Stoic: Is noticeably alarmed when he finds out Sergio bit Nicole.
- Reused Character Design: First appeared in Cuanta Vida as a BLU Sniper.
- The Stoic
- Straight Gay
- Who You Gonna Call?
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Seth Belthis
- The Brute
- Red Eyes, Take Warning
- Satellite Character: For now, possibly.
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Lily Renoir
- Red Eyes, Take Warning
- Satellite Character: Same as Seth.
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Greg
Briefly seen in the prologue, introduced as Abigail’s then-boyfriend. By the time the main story occurs, he’s another vampire who lives with Sergio.
- Chekhov's Gunman: Introduced Sergio to Nicole because Sergio “really wanted an elf” and Greg himself wanted to be turned.
- I Just Want to Be Special: Why Greg wanted to be turned. It's not very effective.
- No Last Name Given
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Subverted. He's not exactly intimidating...
- Satellite Character: Deliberate, unlike Seth and Lily. He’s not even tagged on the pages he appears on, and only characters with such tags get blurbs on the official cast page, hence the lack of an official biography.
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Doctor Anton Möller
- The Medic
- Reused Character Design: Originally appeared in Cuanta Vida as a RED Medic.
Supporting Cast – Debuted in Chapter 2
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Bunnie Gibson
- Benevolent Boss: She’s concerned about Cynthia walking home alone at night, and tries to call Nicole to take her home.
- Shipper on Deck
Jeremy (to Cynthia): She keeps telling me to marry you. |
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Kimmie Gibson
Official Biography (originally attached to Bunnie's): Kimmie attends a local private school. She is very shy and wants to be a dancer when she grows up. |
- Satellite Character: Only for now, having only appeared on a couple pages without dialogue.
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Jeremy Lawson
- Adaptation Dye Job: His hair is blond in Cuanta Vida. It's bleach here.
- Heroic Albino: Due to being a rabbit beastman, he also has pink eyes, although he hides this with blue contacts. Seems to have a few self-esteem issues about it.
- Bi the Way: "Hey! For all [Bunnie] knows, I might want to marry a girl."
- Most Writers Are Writers
- Reused Character Design: First appeared in Cuanta Vida as a BLU Scout.
- Unresolved Sexual Tension: With Jordi.
Cynthia: You just need to tell him about your little crush. |
- Blatantly stated in chapter two:
Jeremy: I'm gonna call Jordi and add sexual frustration to this already terrible night. |
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Jordi Bertrand
Oh, and he drives a motorcycle. Jeremy thinks it it totally badass; Nicole thinks it is too badass for a guy like Jordi. |
- Blue Eyes
- Cool Bike
- Reused Character Design: First appeared as the protagonist of Cuanta Vida – the BLU Spy.
- Why Did It Have To Be Fire
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Rika
Official Biography: Rika doesn’t normally live in River’s Crossing. She’s there looking for Nicole for an unknown reason. |
- Butt Monkey
- Dude Not Ironic: "Suck it"
- Hair-Trigger Temper
- Older Than They Look
- Only One Name
- Red Eyes, Take Warning
- Reused Character Design: Ikari from The Rift