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{{quote|''"[[Big Applesauce|I know a place]], [[Blatant Lies|rock and steel, where nothing grows. Huh hmm, nothing! Creatures more troll-like than we are, think of it, for him it will be worse than stone, it will be slow, it will be painful!]]"''|'''[[Too Dumb to Live|King Llort]]'''}}
{{quote|''"[[Big Applesauce|I know a place]], [[Blatant Lies|rock and steel, where nothing grows. Huh hmm, nothing! Creatures more troll-like than we are, think of it, for him it will be worse than stone, it will be slow, it will be painful!]]"''|'''[[Too Dumb to Live|King Llort]]'''}}


An animated film made by [[Don Bluth]].
An animated film made by [[Don Bluth]].


Stanley is a [[My Species Doth Protest Too Much|weird]] [[All Trolls Are Different|troll]]. He is kind, he is gentle, he loves flowers, and he has a literal [[Green Thumb]] that makes plants (talking, dancing, ''singing'' plants, to boot!) grow wherever he touches. As punishment, instead of just turning him to stone, the queen of the trolls decides to banish him to a place that is a nature lover's worst nightmare -- [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|New York City]]! While hiding out in Central Park, he meets a boy and his little sister and takes them on an adventure that's 50% [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] and 50% [[Nightmare Fuel]].
Stanley is a [[My Species Doth Protest Too Much|weird]] [[All Trolls Are Different|troll]]. He is kind, he is gentle, he loves flowers, and he has a literal [[Green Thumb]] that makes plants (talking, dancing, ''singing'' plants, to boot!) grow wherever he touches. As punishment, instead of just turning him to stone, the queen of the trolls decides to banish him to a place that is a nature lover's worst nightmare -- [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|New York City]]! While hiding out in Central Park, he meets a boy and his little sister and takes them on an adventure that's 50% [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] and 50% [[Nightmare Fuel]].
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* [[0% Approval Rating]]: Apparently what starts happening to Gnorga and Llort when the trolls learn of Stanley's punishment failing.
* [[0% Approval Rating]]: Apparently what starts happening to Gnorga and Llort when the trolls learn of Stanley's punishment failing.
* [[Added Alliterative Appeal]]: Whoever writes the headlines for the [[Punny Name|"Wursta Times"]] is fond of this trope.
* [[Alliteration]]: Whoever writes the headlines for the [[Punny Name|"Wursta Times"]] is fond of this trope.
* [[Aerith and Bob]]: Gnorga, Llort... and Stanley?
* [[Aerith and Bob]]: Gnorga, Llort... and Stanley?
* [[All Trolls Are Different]] - [[Green Thumb|This one can make magical flowers grow.]]
* [[All Trolls Are Different]] - [[Green Thumb|This one can make magical flowers grow.]]
* [[Always Chaotic Evil]]: Trolls besides Stanley and perhaps the King
* [[Exclusively Evil]]: Trolls besides Stanley and perhaps the King
* [[And I Must Scream]]: The final fate of Gnorga, who is turned into a rose bush by Stanley and planted in the palace garden in Troll World. Also happens to a bat she turns to stone during her [[Villain Song]], despite the film clearly stating that being turned to stone is equivalent to death.
* [[And I Must Scream]]: The final fate of Gnorga, who is turned into a rose bush by Stanley and planted in the palace garden in Troll World. Also happens to a bat she turns to stone during her [[Villain Song]], despite the film clearly stating that being turned to stone is equivalent to death.
* [[And There Was Much Rejoicing]]: The trolls celebrate Gnorga's defeat at the end of the movie, including her husband.
* [[And There Was Much Rejoicing]]: The trolls celebrate Gnorga's defeat at the end of the movie, including her husband.
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** ''[[That Makes Me Feel Angry|"I'm a bad troll...]] [[And That's Terrible|A very bad troll..."]]''
** ''[[That Makes Me Feel Angry|"I'm a bad troll...]] [[And That's Terrible|A very bad troll..."]]''
* [[Changed My Mind, Kid]]: When Stanley appears to save Gus at the end.
* [[Changed My Mind, Kid]]: When Stanley appears to save Gus at the end.
* [[Completely Missing the Point]]:
* [[Completely Missing the Point]]:
{{quote|'''Gnorga''': "''Worse than death? Slow and painful?! Does that look like MISERY to you?''"
{{quote|'''Gnorga''': "''Worse than death? Slow and painful?! Does that look like MISERY to you?''"
'''Llort''': "''It looks nice, very nice, don't you think so, shnooksie poo?''"
'''Llort''': "''It looks nice, very nice, don't you think so, shnooksie poo?''"
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* [[Evil Tastes Good|It feels delicious to be so vicious!]]: Gnorga says this during her [[Villain Song]].
* [[Evil Tastes Good|It feels delicious to be so vicious!]]: Gnorga says this during her [[Villain Song]].
* [[Fat and Skinny]]: Gnorga and Llort, respectively.
* [[Fat and Skinny]]: Gnorga and Llort, respectively.
* [[Fake American]]: The parents, [[WTH? Casting Agency|who for some reason are voiced by none other than]] Jonathan Pryce and Hayley Mills. [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping|They don't do a very good job of it.]]
* [[Fake American]]: The parents, [[What the Hell, Casting Agency?|who for some reason are voiced by none other than]] Jonathan Pryce and Hayley Mills. [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping|They don't do a very good job of it.]]
** [[They Just Didn't Care|You're saying that like they were even trying...]]
** [[They Just Didn't Care|You're saying that like they were even trying...]]
* [[Fate Worse Than Death]]: What Llort inaccurately insists Stanley's exile to Earth would be.
* [[Fate Worse Than Death]]: What Llort inaccurately insists Stanley's exile to Earth would be.
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* [[Green Thumb]]: Stanley, literally. {{spoiler|Gus at the end.}}
* [[Green Thumb]]: Stanley, literally. {{spoiler|Gus at the end.}}
** Inverted with the other trolls: their thumbs turn stuff into stone
** Inverted with the other trolls: their thumbs turn stuff into stone
* [[Gross Up Close-Up]]: "What do we have HERE?"
* [[Gross Up Close-Up]]: "What do we have HERE?"
* [[Hanging Judge]]: Inverted by Llort, who, for no apparent reason, goes to great lengths to prevent Stanley from being turned to stone.
* [[Hanging Judge]]: Inverted by Llort, who, for no apparent reason, goes to great lengths to prevent Stanley from being turned to stone.
* [[Heel Face Turn]]: Gnorga briefly mentions being afraid that other trolls might do this if she doesn't make an example of Stanley
* [[Heel Face Turn]]: Gnorga briefly mentions being afraid that other trolls might do this if she doesn't make an example of Stanley
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* [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping]]: The parents are voiced by British actors and it's pretty easy to tell.
* [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping]]: The parents are voiced by British actors and it's pretty easy to tell.
* [[Place Worse Than Death]]: What Llort insists Earth will be for Stanley.
* [[Place Worse Than Death]]: What Llort insists Earth will be for Stanley.
* [[Punch Clock Villain]]: Llort
* [[Punch Clock Villain]]: Llort
* [[Punny Headlines]]: The newspaper in the troll world is called the "Wursta Times".
* [[Punny Headlines]]: The newspaper in the troll world is called the "Wursta Times".
* [[Psychopathic Manchild]]: Gnorga.
* [[Psychopathic Manchild]]: Gnorga.
* [[Royals Who Actually Do Something]]: Used to ridiculous extremes when Gnorga and Llort not only go to Earth personally to kill Stanley, but ''do not bring any other trolls whatsoever''.
* [[Royals Who Actually Do Something]]: Used to ridiculous extremes when Gnorga and Llort not only go to Earth personally to kill Stanley, but ''do not bring any other trolls whatsoever''.
* [[Running Gag]]: Gnorga's dog keeps biting Llort.
* [[Running Gag]]: Gnorga's dog keeps biting Llort.
* [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]: In at least one point, Stanley refers to troll powers as "prestidigitation" instead of "magic." This is even an inaccurate use, since prestidigitation refers to stage magic and not supernatural powers.
* [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]: In at least one point, Stanley refers to troll powers as "prestidigitation" instead of "magic." This is even an inaccurate use, since prestidigitation refers to stage magic and not supernatural powers.
** Actually does make sense when you consider Stanley was trying to emphasize that Gnorga's magic is much more powerful than his.
** Actually does make sense when you consider Stanley was trying to emphasize that Gnorga's magic is much more powerful than his.
** "Prestidigitation" is derived from the word for "finger"...perhaps it's meant to be a too-subtle pun?
** "Prestidigitation" is derived from the word for "finger"...perhaps it's meant to be a too-subtle pun?
* [[Sdrawkcab Name]]: "Llort" is of roughly the same subtlety as [[Troll 2|"Nilbog."]]
* [[Sdrawkcab Name]]: "Llort" is of roughly the same subtlety as [[Troll 2|"Nilbog."]]
* [[Social Services Does Not Exist]]: The parents leave their kids with the housekeeper expecting her to babysit them. Housekeepers aren't babysitters.
* [[Social Services Does Not Exist]]: The parents leave their kids with the housekeeper expecting her to babysit them. Housekeepers aren't babysitters.

Revision as of 04:52, 28 December 2014

Need insulin yet?


An animated film made by Don Bluth.

Stanley is a weird troll. He is kind, he is gentle, he loves flowers, and he has a literal Green Thumb that makes plants (talking, dancing, singing plants, to boot!) grow wherever he touches. As punishment, instead of just turning him to stone, the queen of the trolls decides to banish him to a place that is a nature lover's worst nightmare -- New York City! While hiding out in Central Park, he meets a boy and his little sister and takes them on an adventure that's 50% Tastes Like Diabetes and 50% Nightmare Fuel.

All in all, a very strange ride.

The film had a budget of $23,000,000 and only grossed $71,368 domestically, which is less than a third of 1% of its budget. It currently holds 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.


Tropes featured include...

Gnorga: "Worse than death? Slow and painful?! Does that look like MISERY to you?"
Llort: "It looks nice, very nice, don't you think so, shnooksie poo?"
Gnorga: "Yes, I think so! That's precisely what's WRONG, YOU MORON!!!"