Dick Figures

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Normal day with Red and Blue.

Dick Figures is a web series from the mind of Mondo Media. It centers around the normal daily lives of two stick figures, Red and Blue.

A movie, thanks to fan donations, saw the light in July 17th, 2012.

Tropes used in Dick Figures include:

Episodes of this series provide examples of:

Blue: "I just got my car washed by sorority girls! It's the best!"
Red: "I just got my dick washed by sorority girls! It's the breast."

    • And again, immediately afterwards:

Blue: "So I don't want you to get any of your shit all over my car. Especially your shit."

  • Bad Date: Blue has one in "Trouble Date," because Red shows up with HIS date and ruins Blue's.
  • Bavarian Fire Drill: We're Cops!
  • Big Eater: Red decides to go back in time solely because he wants eat an entire dinosaur.
  • Brainless Beauty: Actually subverted with Stacy. In "Modern Flame War 3", it's revealed she works as an internet technician.
  • Broken Aesop:

Red: "You see, kids? Miracles DO happen, if you believe in yourself! Merry Christmas, everyone!"
Blue: "What? It's the middle of Sum*cuttooutro*"

    • Almost the entire point of "Pussy Magnet"
  • Brown Note: Kitty Amazing is so adorable he melts the hearts of all who look at him... literally. It's not clear why Red is immune, though.
    • Possibly from all the alcohol he drinks. Am I right, fellas?
  • Check, Please!: Blue does this in "Trouble Date".
  • Bullet Time: Used in "Modern Flame War 3"
  • Chainsaw Good: In "Zombies and Shotguns".
  • Continuity Nod: Kitty Amazing's petrified body is found behind the fridge in "Sex Marks the Spot".
    • Pink remarks in "Role Playas" that D&D night was worse then their first date, that being "Trouble Date"
    • In "Pleasure Cruise", the villain who tries to sink the H.M.S. Tragedy is Earl Grey's last surving butler.
    • In "Losing Streakers", Red accidentally swallows another bee and starts taking in Auto-Tune again.
  • Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Red is a Kung-Fu winner.
  • Defeat Means Friendship: After Trollzor was humiliated in "Y U So Meme?", he teams up with Red and Blue to save the internet in "Modern Flame War 3".
  • Dull Surprise: Blue.

"Oh my goood, you lost everythiiing, woooow..."
"Oh man I know, Fang Angels is soooo goood..."

Red: Who's going to pull over a cop car? Nobody!
Blue: Wow. You actually have a pretty good point there.

Everyone's leveling without me! I'm not l-3-3-t enough!

Blue/Bloser: Hey Earl Gray, what happens to criminals?
Red/Batman: They go to prism!

    • Red to the owner of the Golden Lotus Dragon.

Red: I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout, crazy man, but I'm going to beat you up 'till you bleed soy sauce!

    • Red to a T-Rex:

Red: Hey, where I come from, you're extinct!

  • Precision F-Strike: Red and Blue swear in a regular basis, but. . .
  • Phlebotinum Killed the Dinosaurs: Red exterminated them with ray guns before the regularly-scheduled meteor had a chance to.
  • Pink Girl, Blue Boy: Pink and Blue, respectively.
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning: In a sense. Lord Tourettes gets these whenever his Hollywood Tourette's kicks in, though he's no more dangerous than usual, just briefly more dangerous-looking.
  • Running Gag: Every episode ends with a cut to the outro sequence in the middle of a sentence.
    • Additionally, Red can usually be spied levitating off the ground at least once an episode.
  • Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: Red throughout "Flame War." He even says the Announcer Chatter!
  • Serious Business : "Attack of the Pwns", in which Blue and Red get into an epic space battle over the last frozen burrito in the fridge.
  • Shout-Out: The episode "OMG" has one to Akira while also being based on Inception.
    • "Sex Marks The Spot" Has a few to Indiana Jones.
    • "Terminate-Her" is one to the Terminator films. You can also see Purple dress up as a Companion Cube.
    • The time machine in "Steakosaurus" has a Flux Capacitor right in the middle of everything.
  • Surprisingly Happy Ending: More like "Surprisingly Heartwarming Ending". After a whole series full of crazy, surrealist shenanigans, the Series Finale ends with Blue and Pink getting married and having three kids together. Red and Stacy break up, but Red stops drinking and ends up marrying Purple, the girl he derided during the entire series and who becomes a normal stick figure. Stacy, for her part, ends up finishing her medicine career, and ends up delivering Red and Blue's daughters, who are eventually shown to have a promising friendship like their fathers'. The series ends with Red and Blue meeting again as grown men and head off to watch cartoons together, just like the good ol' days.
  • Take That: "Fang Angels" is a not-too-subtle one at Twilight. "Modern Flame War 3" is an even less one to Modern Warfare.
  • Testosterone Poisoning: Red dips into this from time to time, the crowning example being "Modern Flame War 3", where he gets over a fence topped with barbed wire by eating the barbed wire.

Red: Whoo! All this manliness is making me thirsty. Better drink my own piss. *whips out canteen*

    • "Real Dudes Bros Night Man" is all about this.
  • Title Drop: Done cleverly in Pussy Magnet. Just before the cutoff, Lord Tourrettes gives the advice, "All you really need is a big DICK-". In the Stinger, Blue replies "Figures."
  • Too Good for This Sinful Earth : Kitty Amazing. Poor, poor Kitty Amazing.
  • Trope Name: "Catch phrase."
  • Wangst: Parodied with Bloser, the world's most depressing superhero, who tends to annoy everyone around him with his angsty remarks. His powers apparently involve invoking this in others as well.
  • Your Head Asplode: Red can do this to ninjas.
  • Zombie Apocalypse: in "Zombies & Shotguns"