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* [[Funetik Aksent]]
* [[Funetik Aksent]]
* [[The Hero]]
* [[The Hero]]
* [[Heroic Self Deprecation]]: He's utterly convinced for most of the comic that he's not a good spy (which isn't entirely true - his only failing as a spy is his refusal to kill people, he's still pretty good at the subterfuge elements that come with the job), and that {{spoiler|BLU Scout}} would probably lose interest in him at some point.
* [[Heroic Self-Deprecation]]: He's utterly convinced for most of the comic that he's not a good spy (which isn't entirely true - his only failing as a spy is his refusal to kill people, he's still pretty good at the subterfuge elements that come with the job), and that {{spoiler|BLU Scout}} would probably lose interest in him at some point.
* [[Messy Hair]]
* [[Messy Hair]]
* [[Naive Newcomer]]
* [[Naive Newcomer]]
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* [[Unreliable Narrator]]: To his [[Unseen Audience]], {{spoiler|Rojo}}.
* [[Unreliable Narrator]]: To his [[Unseen Audience]], {{spoiler|Rojo}}.
* [[The Woobie]]: He is already this in spades, but someone pointed out the implicit sadness of [http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=558 this page.] ''He has thought about it, and that means the only reason he didn't go for it (besides the plot and his own un-assertiveness), was his fear that Jeremy would just leave him once they escaped.'' Sweet LORD, Jordi.
* [[The Woobie]]: He is already this in spades, but someone pointed out the implicit sadness of [http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=558 this page.] ''He has thought about it, and that means the only reason he didn't go for it (besides the plot and his own un-assertiveness), was his fear that Jeremy would just leave him once they escaped.'' Sweet LORD, Jordi.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes]]: Deathly afraid of fire.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]]: Deathly afraid of fire.


=== Scout ===
=== Scout ===
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* [[Boomerang Bigot]]: ''Really'' seems to hate {{spoiler|gay people.}} Because he is one.
* [[Boomerang Bigot]]: ''Really'' seems to hate {{spoiler|gay people.}} Because he is one.
* [[Clingy Jealous Girl|Clingy Jealous Boy]]: {{spoiler|Subtle shades of this when RED Scout is around Bleu.}}
* [[Clingy Jealous Girl|Clingy Jealous Boy]]: {{spoiler|Subtle shades of this when RED Scout is around Bleu.}}
* [[Cluster F Bomb]]: About half of anything he says.
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: About half of anything he says.
* [[If Its You Its Okay|If It's You, It's Okay]]: His eventual attitude towards {{spoiler|Bleu}}
* [[If It's You It's Okay|If It's You, It's Okay]]: His eventual attitude towards {{spoiler|Bleu}}
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]]:The other half of anything he says.
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]]:The other half of anything he says.
* [[The Lancer]]
* [[The Lancer]]
* [[Like a Weasel]]: [http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=198 Books are for nerds!]
* [[Like a Weasel]]: [http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/?p=198 Books are for nerds!]
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* [[Cold Sniper]]: Comes across as this, initially.
* [[Cold Sniper]]: Comes across as this, initially.
* [[Cool Shades]]
* [[Cool Shades]]
* {{spoiler|[[Driven to Suicide]]}}: If {{spoiler|[[Mercy Kill|the]] [[Put Them All Out of Their Misery|BLU]] [[Morally Ambiguous Doctorate|Medic]]}} is to be believed.
* {{spoiler|[[Driven to Suicide]]}}: If {{spoiler|[[Mercy Kill|the]] [[Put Them All Out of Their Misery|BLU]] [[Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate|Medic]]}} is to be believed.
* {{spoiler|[[Eye Scream]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Eye Scream]]}}
* [[Face Palm]]
* [[Face Palm]]
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* [[Expressive Mask|Expressive Gas Mask]]
* [[Expressive Mask|Expressive Gas Mask]]
* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]
* [[No Sense of Personal Space]]
* [[Pint Sized Powerhouse]]
* [[Pint-Sized Powerhouse]]
* [[Psychopathic Manchild]]: Cute as he may be, he's still a [[Pyromaniac]]
* [[Psychopathic Manchild]]: Cute as he may be, he's still a [[Pyromaniac]]
* [[Pyromaniac]]
* [[Pyromaniac]]
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* [[Replacement Goldfish]]: In a sense, he's this for {{spoiler|Red}}
* [[Replacement Goldfish]]: In a sense, he's this for {{spoiler|Red}}
* [[Villainous Breakdown]]: After being set on fire by the BLU Pyro
* [[Villainous Breakdown]]: After being set on fire by the BLU Pyro
* [[Well Intentioned Extremist]]: He at least ''thinks'' he's this - he seems to be under the delusion that if he can {{spoiler|disable the members of the BLU team (as the team members are only replaced when one of them dies), then they'd have to surrender and RED can win the war, ending the conflict.}} Because of this mindset, he's done some pretty awful things to the BLU team, whilst thinking that he's "the hero of this story" and that anyone going against him is a traitor.
* [[Well-Intentioned Extremist]]: He at least ''thinks'' he's this - he seems to be under the delusion that if he can {{spoiler|disable the members of the BLU team (as the team members are only replaced when one of them dies), then they'd have to surrender and RED can win the war, ending the conflict.}} Because of this mindset, he's done some pretty awful things to the BLU team, whilst thinking that he's "the hero of this story" and that anyone going against him is a traitor.
* [[Wrong Genre Savvy]]
* [[Wrong Genre Savvy]]



Revision as of 10:00, 8 January 2014


BLU

Bleu, Jordi Bertrand

Spy

 "I never claimed to be a good spy."

Scout

Jeremy Lawson, Scooty Puff Junior

 "This is all fucked the fuck up!"

Sniper

Liam Williamson

Pyro

 "Hurro."

Engineer

 "He cut anything off?"

Medic

 "Need help vit ze bleedink?"

RED

Spy

Gabry De Luca, Red

 "You're cuter than I expected."

Scout

James

 "Peep! Go find Engie!"

Medic

Anton Moeller

 "T-tut mir leid."

Engineer

Rojo

Miguel

 "I'm zhe hero in zhis s'ory."

Sniper

Kinsey

 "That's debatable."