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Practically, the reason why ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' is intensely popular is because of the show's humor, specifically in Seasons 2-3. And we can't blame them, because these moments are too hilarious for its own good. |
Practically, the reason why ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' is intensely popular is because of the show's humor, specifically in Seasons 2-3. And we can't blame them, because these moments are too hilarious for its own good. |
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== Season One == |
== Season One == |
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* [[Sorry I Left the BGM On|Plankton's record player in his debut episode "Plankton".]] |
* [[Sorry I Left the BGM On|Plankton's record player in his debut episode "Plankton".]] |
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'''Squidward:''' I'll give him [[Medium Awareness|eleven minutes]].<br /> |
'''Squidward:''' I'll give him [[Medium Awareness|eleven minutes]].<br /> |
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'''Patrick:''' ''PATRICK SAD!'' }} |
'''Patrick:''' ''PATRICK SAD!'' }} |
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== Season Two == |
== Season Two == |
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* From "Christmas Who?", Sandy telling SpongeBob about Christmas through bizarre body movements. |
* From "Christmas Who?", Sandy telling SpongeBob about Christmas through bizarre body movements. |
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{{quote|'''Spongebob:''' Hi kids, meet my friend Squidward. |
{{quote|'''Spongebob:''' Hi kids, meet my friend Squidward. |
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''[Kid throws a rock at Squidward.]'' }} |
''[Kid throws a rock at Squidward.]'' }} |
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* This piece of dialogue from "Grandma's Kisses" provides a dose of [[Parental Bonus |
* This piece of dialogue from "Grandma's Kisses" provides a dose of [[Parental Bonus]]es. |
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{{quote|'''Patrick:''' Now puff out your chest and say 'tax exemption'. |
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' Now puff out your chest and say 'tax exemption'. |
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'''SpongeBob:''' Tax exemption. |
'''SpongeBob:''' Tax exemption. |
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh...right. Uh, what was the part about the...who now? }} |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Uh...right. Uh, what was the part about the...who now? }} |
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** The various noises used to censor the swear words, from dolphin chirps to seals barking to fog horns and other ship whistles...particularly when Mr. Krabs goes on an extended profanity-laced tirade after stubbing his toe and uses all thirteen "words that you should never use", unleashing a cacophony of nautical sound effects. |
** The various noises used to censor the swear words, from dolphin chirps to seals barking to fog horns and other ship whistles...particularly when Mr. Krabs goes on an extended profanity-laced tirade after stubbing his toe and uses all thirteen "words that you should never use", unleashing a cacophony of nautical sound effects. |
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*** In another example of the series' copious [[Parental Bonus |
*** In another example of the series' copious [[Parental Bonus]]es, when Krabs initially mentions the list, Squidward asks if he means seven rather than thirteen, a reference to the classic George Carlin monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television". |
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* In "No Free Rides" when Mrs. Puff has SpongeBob write an essay to pass boating school and he finishes: |
* In "No Free Rides" when Mrs. Puff has SpongeBob write an essay to pass boating school and he finishes: |
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{{quote|'''Mrs. Puff''': Fantastic! Let me see it. |
{{quote|'''Mrs. Puff''': Fantastic! Let me see it. |
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* From "Squid's Day Off": his paranoia that the oblivious SpongeBob is spying on him so that he can report him for taking an unscheduled day off finally causes Squidward to snap, and he jumps from the bathtub and runs nude (except for some strategically placed suds) through Bikini Bottom back to the Krusty Krab. He passes the hospital as Mr. Krabs, his arms newly re-attached, is walking out of the front exit. When he sees the nude, deranged Squidward run past, Krabs' arms immediately fall off again, and, his expression unchanging, he turns and walks back into the hospital. |
* From "Squid's Day Off": his paranoia that the oblivious SpongeBob is spying on him so that he can report him for taking an unscheduled day off finally causes Squidward to snap, and he jumps from the bathtub and runs nude (except for some strategically placed suds) through Bikini Bottom back to the Krusty Krab. He passes the hospital as Mr. Krabs, his arms newly re-attached, is walking out of the front exit. When he sees the nude, deranged Squidward run past, Krabs' arms immediately fall off again, and, his expression unchanging, he turns and walks back into the hospital. |
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== Season Three == |
== Season Three == |
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* From "The Algae's Always Greener", there's SpongeBob's "Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!" take after Plankton tells him he was using too much sauce. His expression everytime he says it is outright hilarious. |
* From "The Algae's Always Greener", there's SpongeBob's "Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!" take after Plankton tells him he was using too much sauce. His expression everytime he says it is outright hilarious. |
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{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs''': Well the way I see it there are three possiblities, one, you put the dime in me pants, two, you put the dime in me pants, or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!}} |
{{quote|'''Mr. Krabs''': Well the way I see it there are three possiblities, one, you put the dime in me pants, two, you put the dime in me pants, or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!}} |
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** And of course there's "So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one." |
** And of course there's "So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one." |
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* "Plankton's Army", the scene where Karen pokes fun at Plankton's first name<ref> |
* "Plankton's Army", the scene where Karen pokes fun at Plankton's first name<ref>Sheldon</ref> on a blackboard. The first time she types it on the blackboard in green letters and Plankton's cousins laugh. Plankton turns to the board and his name disappears. He continues speaking, but then his name appears again, this time with a big red hand below it pointing at him, making Plankton's cousins laugh again, and it disappears again just as Plankton turns back to look at the board. He resumes speaking, but then his name appears in colorful letters with a colorful arrow pointing at him, making his cousins laugh at him again. It disappears again as Plankton turns to look. Plankton starts to get annoyed and tries to speak further before his name appears on the board with stars, making everyone laugh again and this time, Plankton catches it and unplugs Karen. |
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* People Order Our Patties. Or as we like to call it, P.O.O.P. |
* People Order Our Patties. Or as we like to call it, P.O.O.P. |
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** Speaking of poop, there's also The Flying Dutchman demonstrating the "Poop Loop" shoelace trick. |
** Speaking of poop, there's also The Flying Dutchman demonstrating the "Poop Loop" shoelace trick. |
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== Season Four == |
== Season Four == |
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, I guess we're not good neighbors after all. |
'''Patrick:''' Yeah, I guess we're not good neighbors after all. |
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'''Squidward:''' '''NO, YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS!''' ''(deep breath)'' '''''AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!''''' }} |
'''Squidward:''' '''NO, YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS!''' ''(deep breath)'' '''''AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!''''' }} |
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== Season Five == |
== Season Five == |
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* Krabs [[Berserk Button|flipping out]] over his thermostat in "Krabs à la Mode", just going to show how cheap he is. |
* Krabs [[Berserk Button|flipping out]] over his thermostat in "Krabs à la Mode", just going to show how cheap he is. |
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Song: ...P.U. whats that horrible smell? (woman hits man) }} |
Song: ...P.U. whats that horrible smell? (woman hits man) }} |
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* From "Atlantis Squarepantis", Plankton unleashing his wrath via a stolen Atlantean tank, only to find {{spoiler|it had long ago been modified to only shoot...well, as a delighted Patrick puts it, "Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream!"}}. |
* From "Atlantis Squarepantis", Plankton unleashing his wrath via a stolen Atlantean tank, only to find {{spoiler|it had long ago been modified to only shoot...well, as a delighted Patrick puts it, "Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream!"}}. |
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== Season Six == |
== Season Six == |
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* Another Post Movie episode, The Krabby Khronicle has a funny moment. In the episode, SpongeBob makes a news story about Patrick standing next to a pole. Mr. Krabs changes it so it says Patrick ''married'' the pole. This is funny enough, but at the end of the episode, Patrick shows up in a tuxedo with the you-know-what... |
* Another Post Movie episode, The Krabby Khronicle has a funny moment. In the episode, SpongeBob makes a news story about Patrick standing next to a pole. Mr. Krabs changes it so it says Patrick ''married'' the pole. This is funny enough, but at the end of the episode, Patrick shows up in a tuxedo with the you-know-what... |
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* Three Words: Chum Is Fum. |
* Three Words: Chum Is Fum. |
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** Your potty has a shocky thing in it. |
** Your potty has a shocky thing in it. |
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== Season Seven == |
== Season Seven == |
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* In "I Heart Dancing", when SpongeBob shows Squidward his dance, Squidward walks away and tells him it's the worst dance he's ever seen. SpongeBob responds by saying "Who put you on the planet? UGH!" It's much [[Better Than It Sounds|funnier than it sounds]]. |
* In "I Heart Dancing", when SpongeBob shows Squidward his dance, Squidward walks away and tells him it's the worst dance he's ever seen. SpongeBob responds by saying "Who put you on the planet? UGH!" It's much [[Better Than It Sounds|funnier than it sounds]]. |
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Revision as of 22:57, 6 March 2015
Squidward: Patrick, what are you doing here?! |
Practically, the reason why SpongeBob SquarePants is intensely popular is because of the show's humor, specifically in Seasons 2-3. And we can't blame them, because these moments are too hilarious for its own good.
Season One
- Plankton's record player in his debut episode "Plankton".
- "O-ho, so this is what I find, huh?! My best friend, and my ex-best friend, and...RUBBER BATH TOYS!"
- Hey buddy! I warmed it up for ya!
- Can't forget SpongeBob on the bassinet!
- Hey buddy! I warmed it up for ya!
SpongeBob: Squidward is my best friend in the world... (LOUDLY scrapes bow across bassinet strings) |
- I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!!!!!
- HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!
- The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!
- The scene where they find the rock:
Squidward: That's just a stupid boulder! |
- "Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!"
- OH NO!
- From "Pickles". Apparently, Squidward's not the best SpongeBob replacement...
Male Fish: Hey... He burnt my Krabby Patty! |
- "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SQUIDWARD! Happy Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Cake!"
- "It's not my BIRTHDAY!!!"
- Spongebob and Patrick (impersonating Squidward) terrorizing the realtor, and the ending.
- "It's not my BIRTHDAY!!!"
SpongeBob and Patrick: Happy Opposite Day, Squidward. We hate you. |
- Sing it with me now, F is for friends who do stuff together...
- F is for fire, that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium...BOMBS! N is for no survivors, when you- [SpongeBob cuts him off]
- In "Musclebob Buffpants":
TV advertiser: I was a wimp before Anchor Arms! Now I'm a jerk, and everybody loves me! So order now, wimp! |
- "Employee of The Month" has SpongeBob and Squidward trying their best to outdo each other, and impress Mr. Krabs. Of course, since they've had no sleep beforehand...
SpongeBob: (mopping the floors) Look, Mr. Krabs! Clean floors! |
- The increasingly ridiculous traps each one sets to prevent the other from getting to work - starting with SpongeBob digging a pit in front of Squidward's house and Squidward boarding up SpongeBob's front door and building up to Squidward somehow getting trussed up like a roast turkey and SpongeBob being built into a brick wall.
- Ending with SpongeBob tied to an anchor and Squidward to a pirate ship (the stern of which is on fire), and both of them still clawing themselves forward!
- The increasingly ridiculous traps each one sets to prevent the other from getting to work - starting with SpongeBob digging a pit in front of Squidward's house and Squidward boarding up SpongeBob's front door and building up to Squidward somehow getting trussed up like a roast turkey and SpongeBob being built into a brick wall.
- SpongeBob's Flying Dutchman costume and Patrick's Groucho Marx glasses.
SpongeBob: OOO, I'm the Flying Dutchman! |
- "I've come for your pickle."
- "...FUTUUUUURE! FUUUTUUUUUUURE! FUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUU- [one of the SpongeTrons drops a brick on him] - Thanks."
- When SpongeBob and Sandy are karate-chopping Krabby Patties for the customers:
Sandy: I love karate! |
- In "Suds", SpongeBob's "Sponge Treatment", where a real life sponge is used to wash a plate, a car, a foot, and somebody's back. Even funnier was Patrick's "Special Treatment" where a real life starfish is scrubbed on a cactus and in a toilet!
- He just wanted the lollipop.
- He also impersonated a doctor and tried to keep his friend from going to a real doctor.
- DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE
- "This doesn't seem right!"
- While trying to hide Spongebob from Sandy:
Sandy: Alright, Patrick, where's Spongebob? |
- From the episode "Arrgh!":
Mr. Krabs: From now on, only the captain is allowed to say 'arr'. |
- In "Texas", Patrick and SpongeBob goofing on Texas, so Sandy will chase them back to the surprise party they've planned for her.
SpongeBob: [shaped as Texas] Hey Patrick, what am I now? |
- One of the most epic uses of Getting Crap Past the Radar. Right after Patrick suggests a good plan...:
SpongeBob: That's brilliant! Patrick, your genius is showing. |
- From "Neptune's Spatula", we have SpongeBob putting ketchup and mustard smiles on pickles on a Krabby Patty then tucking them in for a nap with a cheese "blanket".
SpongeBob: (kisses them then takes out a book) Once upon a time... |
- The visual gag of Neptune, having zapped Patrick with his trident, reviving him but putting his face on his trunks (where it remains for the rest of the episode):
Patrick: (coaching SpongeBob before the fry-off) Everyone always used to say to me, "Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds." But just look at me now! |
- This visual gag:
Neptune: But if by some minute chance you meet the challenge, your reward will be great. BEHOLD! |
- From "Pickles":
Squidward: (a Fish walks up to order) Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad? |
- Someone actually deciphered this.
- Also, SpongeBob and Bubble Bass facing off at the end of that episode, Far West style.
- SpongeBob's mind obviously breaking after forgetting the pickles and everything that happens afterwards at his house.
- From "Nature Pants", Patrick and Sandy acting out a conversation to get SpongeBob to come back after he decides to live out in the wild.
Patrick: Why... thank you Sandy... I would love one. Take patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here... These are his favorites... I sure wish he'd come home. Take bite. |
- SpongeBob's friends express scepticism at his plans to live in the wild.
Sandy: I'll give him a week. |
Season Two
- From "Christmas Who?", Sandy telling SpongeBob about Christmas through bizarre body movements.
- Patrick's way of writing a letter, which makes him rip it every time.
- In a Brick Joke, he wishes for another piece of paper.
- The musical number "The Very First Christmas to Me", especially with Mr. Krabs singing in falsetto at the end.
- Patrick's way of writing a letter, which makes him rip it every time.
- In "Dying for Pie", Squidward was waiting for SpongeBob to die from the pie bomb.
Squidward: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! |
- And then when SpongeBob actually reveals he had saved the pie the entire episode...
SpongeBob: I saved it for us to share! Let's eat! [trips over rock] Whooops! |
- Squidward takes SpongeBob out for his "final day on Earth".
SpongeBob: Bye, Mr. Krabs! |
- Early on, as Squidward complains that he has to be nice to "That guy!", it cuts to SpongeBob using a buffer on a table. It stops working, then he uses it on his face, looking like a SpongeBob Picasso.
- Mr. Krabs also has a great line early in the episode.
'Mr. Krabs: Ye had to kill 'im. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears, and ya kill 'im. |
- Don't forget:
Mr. Krabs: Note to self: watch out for Squidward. |
- Spongebob introduces Squidward to everyone in town.
Spongebob: Hi kids, meet my friend Squidward. |
- This piece of dialogue from "Grandma's Kisses" provides a dose of Parental Bonuses.
Patrick: Now puff out your chest and say 'tax exemption'. |
- Not to mention those sideburns.
- To sum it up, the entire "Survival Of The Idiots" episode. But especially these parts.
SpongeBob: Alright Pinhead, your time is up. |
- Also, this piece of dialogue:
Patrick: I'm so cold, I'm shivering! |
- And this piece of dialogue as well:
Patrick: Did you win? (gets hit in the head with a wooden board that SpongeBob had aimed for crazy Sandy) |
- Especially this one:
Patrick: Screaming will get you no- |
- "Shanghaied" is one of the funniest episodes in the history of the show. The most memorable parts are the Fly of Despair and the Perfume Department. These parts too:
(A giant anchor comes crashing through SpongeBob's house) |
- While SpongeBob is trying to find out the name of the person who owns the ghost ship:
SpongeBob: Doesn't this place seem familiar? |
- The howling part:
Flying Dutchman: What a night be this! Crew, howl with me so that we might set the Seven Seas ablaze with fear! (howls like a wolf) |
- The Flying Dutchman is scaring one citizen by turning his head a full 360-degrees. SpongeBob and Patrick do the same...except they just turn their whole bodies around. They keep spinning and spinning until they were shown wearing purple tights, and they are figure-skating in a rink.
- That entire sequence was funny as hell, as it also has the scene where the Dutchman phases through the wall to scare a victim, only for SpongeBob and Patrick trying to duplicate said feat and getting embedded into the wall.
- The Flying Dutchman is scaring one citizen by turning his head a full 360-degrees. SpongeBob and Patrick do the same...except they just turn their whole bodies around. They keep spinning and spinning until they were shown wearing purple tights, and they are figure-skating in a rink.
Small Child: Those guys are dorks. |
- "You're good...you're good...you're good..."
- The (TV version/"SpongeBob") ending, where SpongeBob wishes that the Dutchman is a vegetarian so he can't eat them. Cue them being turned into fruit and stuck in a blender.
Flying Dutchman Hippie: "Hey! I get a wish too! Fruit prevents scurvy!" |
- I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.
- Sorry you had to see that.
- Early on, when SpongeBob mentions that it's Gary's bath time, Gary's irises immediately grow.
- Also, SpongeBob's method of getting Gary to take a bath, the best examples being 'Let's play Leap Frog' (which ends up in him getting bonked with a cane by the snail) and 'I'll give money to the next person who takes a bath in this house' (with the money ending up getting taken by Mr. Krabs).
- "Frankendoodle" is also a great example. Here, an artist drops a pencil and it lands in SpongeBob's front yard. SpongeBob then draws a version of himself to play a prank on Squidward. The prank backfires and the 'Doodlebob' snatches the pencil from SpongeBob and Patrick. While on their way to retrieving it, this conversation occurs:
SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be? |
- After which,
SpongeBob: There he is. |
- Best/funniest part about that scene is Patrick's expression after getting hit.
- When DoodleBob is revived, he gets revenge on SpongeBob by replacing him. He then chases SpongeBob downstairs, where SpongeBob closes the door to his living room. DoodleBob erases the door...to reveal SpongeBob's butt. He says "Huh?", then erases the crack as well.
- The Live Action artist sobbing over his lost pencil, and, when he finally gets it back, breaks it.
Artist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
- The episode "Secret Box". For one, the early line:
SpongeBob: It's okay, I know all about secrets. |
- Later...
SpongeBob: Now will you show me what's inside your secret box? |
- Even though the episode "Band Geeks" is mainly a Crowning Moment of Awesome, there are also some incredibly funny parts there. Examples:
Squidward: People, people, settle down. OK, now, how many of you have played musical instruments before? |
- At band rehearsal:
Squidward: Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now, I want everyone to line up in straight rows of five. |
- The second example is notable because when everyone is fighting, Patrick kicks Sandy again (for no good reason this time). She of course gets angry and takes revenge by taking out another trombone, to Patrick's horror. Cue the off-screen chase.
- SpongeBob's "eager face." Simply majestic.
- The everyone-plays-loud scene.
Squidward: People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right? |
- Then there's this brilliant exchange when they're at the football stadium:
Patrick: (referring to live-action humans) Those are some ugly-looking fish! |
- There's the part where Squidward tells the flag twirlers to twirl faster until they end up flying upwards and crashing into a blimp, which explodes.
- Topped off with the band members saluting while one of the trumpet players plays "Taps" after their demise, except Squidward who just lays down and curls up into a fetal position on the floor.
- There's the part where Squidward tells the flag twirlers to twirl faster until they end up flying upwards and crashing into a blimp, which explodes.
- Even though "Graveyard Shift" is meant to be a Nightmare Fuel episode, it ended up pretty hilariously. Here, Mr. Krabs enlists a 24-hour food service at the Krusty Krab. Since SpongeBob is annoying him, Squidward tells SpongeBob a story about the 'Hash-Slinging Slasher', a former fry cook.
SpongeBob: (begging) Tell me the story! |
- Continuing the story...
Squidward: And then, he got hit by a bus! And then, at his funeral, they FIRED him! |
- As the night shift is still going on, Squidward's hilarious complaint:
Squidward: (says to himself) Open 24 hours a day. What a stupid idea! Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning? (cuts to Patrick's bedroom) |
- Squidward trying to remember the third sign that indicates the arrival of the Hash-Slinging Slasher:
Squidward: And then... (turns around and sees green stuff flowing down the wall, and freaks out) The walls will ooze green slime!...Oh, wait, they always do that. |
- When Squidward sees the Hash-Slinging Slasher, he screams "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to the point where hair grow from his head. SpongeBob didn't get it at first but when Squidward points it out to him, he too screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to the point where his eyelashes grow.
- Of course, this part:
Squidward: (hugging SpongeBob) SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you! |
- Nosferatu. That is all.
- "Neeeeeext..." "Dude? Can I have some ketchup?" "Oh, here you go. NEEEEEEEEXT...."
- There's also the part where SpongeBob goes outside (at NIGHT!) to take out the garbage, screaming and running like mad all the while.
SpongeBob: Piece of cake! |
- "MY. NAME'S.NOT. RIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"
- From "Artist Unknown":
Squidward: Repeat after me. "I have no talent". |
- YMMV, but the part where Squidward screeches/squawks and then starts destroying everything.
- Also, the ending, in which it's revealed that Squidward unintentionally DID create a masterpiece.
- "Something Smells" has one of the funniest SpongeBob moments ever:
Patrick: Once there was an ugly barnacle. |
- * Sniff sniff* "DEUUEAUGH!"
- SpongeBob: 'Ugly'?? (music) You gotta be kiddin' me. (sparkles)
- Just do what Patrick does when he's upset: SCREEEEEEEAM!
SpongeBob I am ugly and I'm proud! I am ugly and I'm proud! I am ugly and I'm proud! |
- Here's another one:
SpongeBob: (entering the cinema's bathroom) Patrick, is everything OK in here? [he hears Patrick sobbing. He opens a stall door and sees Patrick sitting with a bag over his head] What are you doing in there, Patrick? |
[The fumes encompass the entire theatre and it dissolves to the ground.]
- "Sailor Mouth" is eleven minutes of big laughs. Example:
SpongeBob: Krabs is a...hm? Krabs is a... (dolphin chirp) |
- SpongeBob and Patrick's game of Eels and Escalators.
- When SpongeBob arrives at the Krusty Krab:
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs! |
- The various noises used to censor the swear words, from dolphin chirps to seals barking to fog horns and other ship whistles...particularly when Mr. Krabs goes on an extended profanity-laced tirade after stubbing his toe and uses all thirteen "words that you should never use", unleashing a cacophony of nautical sound effects.
- In another example of the series' copious Parental Bonuses, when Krabs initially mentions the list, Squidward asks if he means seven rather than thirteen, a reference to the classic George Carlin monologue "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
- The various noises used to censor the swear words, from dolphin chirps to seals barking to fog horns and other ship whistles...particularly when Mr. Krabs goes on an extended profanity-laced tirade after stubbing his toe and uses all thirteen "words that you should never use", unleashing a cacophony of nautical sound effects.
- In "No Free Rides" when Mrs. Puff has SpongeBob write an essay to pass boating school and he finishes:
Mrs. Puff: Fantastic! Let me see it. |
- In order to get SpongeBob off his brand new boat, Mrs. Puff drives through several deadly hazards such as giant clams and educational television.
- At the beginning of the episode, SpongeBob is taking his boating test... and hits the narrator with his boat.
(the groaning narrator and his shattered camera are lying in the road in front of SpongeBob's boat) |
- Similar to the above, Mrs. Puff imagines the carnage caused by SpongeBob with his boating licence, and a news reporter doing a piece to camera blaming her for the chaos... a news reporter who is then hit by an oblivious SpongeBob.
Reporter: Let's...not...use that take... |
- Whatever SpongeBob did when he finds out who the thief of his boat was.
- And "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic". So many candidates for the Crowning Moment of Funny here - "Oh my gosh! Jeffrey Jellyfish! I have to touch you!", "EVERYBODY loves pie,", Kevin's Ointment - but the best of all has to be the sequence where Kevin is repeatedly stung by jellyfish, accompanied by a mocking, offscreen repeated "Wah wah waaaaah..." from ONE OF HIS OWN CLUB MEMBERS. It's also the deadpan, nasal tone of voice that the line is delivered in each time (Rodger Bumpass in a supporting role?) that really makes it work.
- And how Kevin responds to said mocking:
Club Member: Wah wah waaaaah... |
- This exchange when SpongeBob first introduces himself to Kevin:
Kevin: Security! |
- In "Krusty Love", Mr. Krabs trying to ask Mrs. Puff out on a date...and failing epically.
- And SpongeBob cursing out his boss! Too bad most of it was in gibberish.
SpongeBob: Well, Mr. Krabs. You wanna know what I think? AAAH! Regga flegga brecka brecka smollenolla MR. KRABS! Yagga hagan mergen WALLET! Zippy bippy SPEND! Rippy flippy diposhibo MR. KRABS' WALLET! |
- And what Mrs. Puff said to Mr. Krabs afterwards:
Mrs. Puff: I didn't know SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary. |
- SpongeBob pulling his eyes through his head to imitate Mr. Krabs. "ARRRR SPONGEBOB, YER SPENDIN' ALL ME MONEY!"
- Before that:
SpongeBob: That's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff. |
- "Life Of Crime". Four Words: "Ja, buns und thighs."
- Also, when SpongeBob and Patrick are sitting around the fire, feeling sad, Patrick wonders how there can be a fire if they're underwater. The fire immediately goes out. Later, when SpongeBob and Patrick get into an argument, Patrick stomps on where the fire was. The fire immediately comes back, burning his foot.
- In addition, this from when SpongeBob and Patrick are discussing the benefits of crime:
Patrick: And we can fly! |
- This exchange from early in "I'm With Stupid":
[following an outburst by Patrick after SpongeBob finds him obsessively dusting the underside of his rock] |
- "I'm With Stupid" maybe a massive Karma Houdini episode for Patrick, but it contains one of the most clever jokes in the entire series.
Patrick: Look! [hands Spongebob a sheet of paper] |
- The twist ending. "Oh, that's right, honey! We don't have a son!"
- "You know, these were white when I bought 'em."
- "As Seen On TV". The Krusty Krab commercial. No description can do it justice.
- From "Big Pink Loser", Patrick is given the task of answering the phone at the Krusty Krab:
(phone rings, Patrick answers) |
- From the same episode, Patrick showing everything he can his new award.
Patrick: Rock! I got an award! (antenna on rock falls off) |
- Plankton's method of distracting Krabs in "Imitation Krabs":
Plankton: I've been saving this for a rainy day. It looks like an ordinary penny, because it is an ordinary penny! |
- "Fry Cook Games" has a few gems.
Plankton: Ladies and Gentlemen. Turn your attention to the southwest corridor. Other way. Imbeciles. And stop! Perfect! Representing the Chum Bucket, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly large, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium. |
Mr Krabs: Win this one for the Krusty Krab. |
- This exchange from "Patty Hype":
SpongeBob: What if Mr. Krabs was right? Maybe this is a dumb idea! (starts crying) |
- Gary?... I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!! Along with this unforgettable piece.
- Several from "Pre-Hibernation Week":
- Sandy throwing an exhausted SpongeBob a fishing pole and pointing to a nearby light aeroplane as she announces "We're going fly fishin'!" - followed by a cutaway to a (live-action) drummer delivering a Rimshot.
- When Sandy has run the rest of the population of Bikini Bottom ragged in a search for SpongeBob, they resort to increasingly desperate attempts to persuade her they have found him:
Sandy: No one's goin' anywhere 'til we find SpongeBob! |
- And right before that:
Fish: (whispering aside to another fish) This is a load of barnacles. |
- GOLD TEAM RULES!
- As the search continues:
Fish covered in poison sea urchins: He's not at the poison sea urchin cove. |
- And during the search:
Blue Fish: (peers into a spout) Hey, SpongeBob! (blast of sulfur hits him in the face, charring it black and messing it up) Well...at least I still have my personality. |
- Having thrown SpongeBob from their shared hiding place under Patrick's rock, the rest of the people of Bikini Bottom are still hiding there when Patrick (who has missed the rest of the episode) returns, carrying a bag of groceries and licking an ice cream cone...
Patrick: ...WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?! |
- Twice in the episode "Prehibernation Week" an ordinarily normal-looking fish is revealed to apparently wear Osh-Kosh overalls, a beanie, and a giant lollipop underneath his regular clothes (well, okay, the second time Sandy just ripped up a building from its foundation and revealed the fish in the kiddy clothes, but anyway). One short pause later, the fish responds with "Uhh, I Can Explain..."
- "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" is one giant Crowing Moment of Funny from beginning to end. But perhaps the best part is Spongebob's attempt to rehabilitate Man-Ray.
Spongebob: Okay, goodness lesson number one: You see someone drop their wallet. (whispering to Patrick) Pat drop the wallet. |
- Then there was goodness lesson number 2 in which Man Ray had to offer to help Patrick carry a heavy box. After having Patrick drop the box on Man-Ray's foot several times before he can help him, we get this:
Man-Ray: OW! YOU BUTTERED-FINGERED PINK THING! What's in that box, anyway?! |
- Man-Ray's comment on actually reforming from his evil ways: "Besides, I have checks with little poodles on them!"
- From "Squid's Day Off": his paranoia that the oblivious SpongeBob is spying on him so that he can report him for taking an unscheduled day off finally causes Squidward to snap, and he jumps from the bathtub and runs nude (except for some strategically placed suds) through Bikini Bottom back to the Krusty Krab. He passes the hospital as Mr. Krabs, his arms newly re-attached, is walking out of the front exit. When he sees the nude, deranged Squidward run past, Krabs' arms immediately fall off again, and, his expression unchanging, he turns and walks back into the hospital.
Season Three
- From "The Algae's Always Greener", there's SpongeBob's "Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!" take after Plankton tells him he was using too much sauce. His expression everytime he says it is outright hilarious.
- "MAKE IT STOP!" (siren goes off) "Did I say the secret word?"
- "GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!!!"
- "Evil" Mr. Krabs getting caught with an article of clothing - a bra.
Mr. Krabs: Aww, ya got me! Well, at least it's underwire. |
- The episode "Sponge Guard on Duty" had its share of funny moments:
- After SpongeBob and Patrick talk about SpongeBob's dream to be a lifeguard,
SpongeBob: Who needs to be a lifeguard? I’m cool. (zoom into a geek-like looking SpongeBob) I’m every bit as cool as Larry. And if I’m not, let me be struck by... (thunder roars) ...a flying ice cream truck. (ice cream truck comes falling down) AND LIVE! (ice cream truck slows down and lands on top of SpongeBob) |
- And then...
Larry (speaking into a megaphone): Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers! |
- Don't forget all of the perverted jokes about the "white stuff" thing in this episode.
- From 'Club SpongeBob':
Squidward: Why must every 11 minutes of my life by filled with misery??? WHY??!! |
- In "My Pretty Seahorse", Patrick, with a board nailed to his head, keeps trying to enter a hat store.
- And the bowl of onions gag.
Squidward: (starts sniffling and sobbing after Spongebob begs Mr. Krabs not to make him let Mystery go, but then notices a bowl of onions* Hey, who left this bowl of onions here? |
- Just One Bite. Here, SpongeBob is trying to convince Squidward to eat a Krabby Patty.
Squidward: Try one of those radioactive sludgeballs you call food?!? Next I suppose you'll want me to go square dancing with Patrick! |
- Also this one:
SpongeBob: But it's good for you! |
- The deleted part where Squidward repeatedly gets doused with gas and set ablaze.
- Squidward bites a tiny bit of meat from the Krabby Patty. He then goes on to talk about how disgusting the Patty tasted.
SpongeBob: Are you sure? |
- Moments later after SpongeBob walks back inside, Squidward frantically digs up the Krabby Patty.
Squidward: (with tears of joy) Still alive!! (eats the sand-covered Krabby Patty) So DELICIOUS! All the wasted years! (sobs and licks the ground where the Krabby Patty was buried) |
- From that same episode we get this:
Squidward: What do I have to do? Eat one out of the garbage?! |
- And lets not forget:
SpongeBob: You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward? |
- Later:
SpongeBob: Squidward, you can't all those patties at one time! SQUIDWARD! |
- From Nasty Patty:
Mr. Krabs: Wash your hands, clean the floors, change your underwear! The health inspector's here! (he and Spongebob peek out the kitchen window at the health inspector, who is writing on a clipboard) If he finds one health violation, he'll close us down for good. We've got to do everything in our power to make sure he passes the Krusty Krab. |
- The episode 'Idiot Box' has a Running Gag where SpongeBob repeatedly says "Imaginaaation," while forming a rainbow with his hands.
- Also, this dialogue:
SpongeBob: With (forms rainbow with his fingers) imaginaaaaation, I can be anything I want! A pirate! Arrg! A football player! Hutt! |
- Squidward's trying to drown out SpongeBob and Patrick's games with his new TV:
TV Announcer: It is here that the box has reach its final stage of assembly. |
- Squidward imagining what they're really doing in the box
SpongeBob: (taking out a tape recorder and playing it) (laughs) Squidward's such a jerk. |
- 'No Weenies Allowed' is ridiculously funny. Here, SpongeBob tries to get in the Salty Spitoon. Hilarity Ensues.
- The first part of SpongeBob and Sandy's karate fight:
Sandy: Hi-yah! (karate chops SpongeBob into the air. SpongeBob crashes into the ground, followed by his pants, socks, and shoes. He stands up with the clothing on his head and feet in some food) |
- This part that borders on Memetic Mutation
Reg: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya? |
- On determining SpongeBob's toughness:
Reg: How tough are ya? |
- Words cannot describe the hilarity of this part:
(SpongeBob walks over to Reg with a black wig on) |
- And for the ending of this episode:
Reg: I never thought I’d say this, but go ahead in. |
- From 'Squilliam Returns':
Squidward: (thinking to himself) Don’t be intimidated, Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underwear. (imagines Squilliam in his boxers, but he has the body of an underwater model) Oh no, he’s hot!!! |
- From "Krab-Borg" after SpongeBob and Squidward see Mr. Krabs with red eyes, tongs, and dead batteries run into the bathroom.
Squidward: (to SpongeBob) I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy! |
- 'Rock-a-bye Bivalve' is probably the ONLY SpongeBob SquarePants episode which combines male subtext, undetected sexual references, and unbelievably hilarious moments into one. See, Patrick and SpongeBob decide to raise a baby scallop until it's all ready to take care of itself. Cue the'lazy husband-nagging wife' schtick.
- On deciding on who'll be the mom and dad between them:
SpongeBob: You know Patrick, since this scallop doesn’t have parents, we should raise it ourselves. |
- After their first day as parents:
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob? (goes to what appears to be the right side of the bed) |
- And finally, the ending, which sparked a thousand controversies about SpongeBob and Patrick:
SpongeBob: Junior? He’s flying! |
- This scene in 'Wet Painters':
SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, let’s get our brushes ready. (holds up his big brush) Uhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush. (takes another small brush and gets a hair out of his nose. Patrick gets all his hairs out of his nose on his brush. SpongeBob dips the brush into the can and then faces the wall) Alright, Patrick, gotta get started painting this wall. With the permanent paint that we’re not allowed to get on anything but the wall. Well, here we go. |
- "Wet Painters" is filled with Moments of Funny, but the funniest moment occurs when SpongeBob accidentally makes a giant paint bubble:
SpongeBob: What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?! |
- While trying to remove the paint stain from Mr. Krab's dollar by whaling it with a bat:
Patrick: Oof! Oof! OOF! |
- When Mr. Krabs comes home.
Mr. Krabs: Crimminy-Jim-jim! You messed up my dollar...(moves toward a random shelf of dolls) rama! |
- When Mr. Krabs discovers the hiding spot and throws away a bunch of paintings (one of them Painty the Pirate, seen in the opening). He then sees SpongeBob behind the final one.
SpongeBob: (Nervously) H-hey, Mr.Krabs... |
- When Mr. Krabs had finally seen the damage:
Mr. Krabs: Did you two get paint all over me first dollar? |
- 'Krusty Krab Training Video'. The reason this episode's so funny is because it has absolutely No Fourth Wall.
- SpongeBob repeatedly asking the narrator if he can make a Krabby Patty, only to be turned down every time (except at the end).
- This part:
Narrator: Sounds like a lot of... |
- POOP.
- The exchange between Squidward and Patrick:
Narrator: Now we go from behind the scenes to the front lines, where we’ll examine the most important aspect of the industry, the customer. Or as we say, the 'Krustomer'. |
- And the ending:
Narrator: The secret formula i- (cuts to credits) |
- From 'Party Pooper Pants':
SpongeBob: Squidward, you made it! |
- "I don't even know how that happened."
- I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAD THE BUNNY HOP!!!!!
- When he's arrested, the policewoman complains that the handcuffs are broken. The policeman says "I got an old pair in the trunk!" Cue SpongeBob in an old-fashioned wooden shackle.
- 'Chocolate With Nuts'. That is all.
- This infamous scene:
(Outside Tom's house) |
- While discussing about how to win customers:
SpongeBob: We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. |
- The others are good, but this scene totally tops it all:
SpongeBob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. |
- FANCY LIVING, HERE WE COME, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAA!
- Another great moment:
(an old woman opens the door to find SpongeBob and Patrick standing there) |
- And then the part with Tom again, after SpongeBob and Patrick have all but given up.
Tom: (pops up behind SpongeBob and Patrick) CHOCOLAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEE! (SpongeBob and Patrick begin crying and pleading; Tom laughs maniacally) FINALLY! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU BOYS ALL DAY! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU... (calms down and pulls out a big wad of cash) I'd like to buy all your chocolate! (all the chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's pants, followed by a Hershey Kiss. SpongeBob and Patrick slowly melt into a puddle.]] |
- From 'Mid-Life Crustacean':
SpongeBob: Are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs? |
- And then there's
Patrick: The panty raid. |
- "I Had An Accident". Here, SpongeBob has an accident where he decides that he won't go outside anymore to avoid further accidents.
- While SpongeBob is falling from the mountain:
Sandy: SpongeBob! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall! |
- After learning about SpongeBob's decision:
SpongeBob: Listen, I've reached my point. I'm never going outside again. |
- While trying to tempt SpongeBob into coming outside:
Sandy: Trampoline! |
- The ending of this episode, where it is revealed that a family is actually watching the show, the father gives a confused look, then turns off the TV.
- Just before that, SpongeBob gets torn in half by a gorilla, and we get this exchange:
SpongeBob (Left half): Y'know what I don't understand? |
(the gorilla jumps onto the horse and rides off into the sunset while smacking its behind. It must be seen to be believed.
- The kid-friendly form of Cold-Blooded Torture in 'Krabby Land': Mr. Krabs being tied to a post and being forcefully fed lima beans.
- Actually, given Mr. Krabs's character in here, that's pretty justified.
- The Camping Episode. "THAT WAS AN OVAL. IT HAS TO BE A CIRCLE."
- The exchange from when Squidward got attacked by the sea bear for no apparent reason:
Squidward: (after being attacked by the sea bear once again) What did I do that time?! |
- The Campfire Song Song.
- The ending:
SpongeBob: It's a good thing that was only a sea bear. This anti-sea bear circle would never hold off a sea rhinoceros. |
- From 'The Sponge Who Could Fly':
SpongeBob: Wait a minute, I'm forgetting the words of Grandpa SquarePants. (a thought cloud appears above SpongeBob’s head; SpongeBob’s grandfather is inside of it) |
- Old Man Jenkins.
- Patrick actually being able to FLY.
- From the show's long Cold Open, the "cheap walk cycles." So shamelessly random, it's hilarious.
- The scene in "Pranks a Lot" when SpongeBob and Patrick freak Mr. Krabs out.
SpongeBob and Patrick: "OOOOOOH...Kraaaaabsssss...." |
- As well as everyone else in Bikini Bottom. One funny example being Mrs. Puff, who is about to eat devil's food cake, but SpongeBob and Patrick eat it, and Mrs. Puff freaks out, puffs up, and flies around the room like a deflating balloon, screaming, "GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS!"
- "Toast."
- "The Great Snail Race". Who won the race? "And the winner is ROCKY!"
- "I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow." Later, "That's for yesterday, SquarePants!" Also counts as a Crowning Moment of Awesome if you really didn't like the remark that got SpongeBob that butt-kicking in the first place.
- In the episode "Doing Time" when Mrs. Puff is sent to jail:
Mrs. Puff: But I don't belong here! This is all a big mistake! |
- The ending, where Mrs. Puff keeps waking up to the start of the episode, to the point of Inception levels.
- When Mrs. Puff is freaking out after seeing SpongeBob and Patrick in disguise, as they walk off and then the real guards show up after hearing her scream.
Prison Guard No. 1: What the barnacle is going on?! |
- From "One Krabs Trash," wherein Mr. Krabs finds out that a hat he sold to SpongeBob is actually worth an insane amount of money and he tries to get it back.
Mr. Krabs: Listen, I didn't wanna say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl. |
- Later in the same episode, Mr. Krabs is in a graveyard and sees Squidward placing flowers on a grave and weeping. Curious, Mr. Krabs reads what the tombstone says: "Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams".
Mr. Krabs: What a baby. |
- Made even funnier when Squidward sees Mr. Krabs crying because the hat was declared worthless at the end of the episode.
Squidward: What a baby. |
- OH MY GOSH!! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
- In the episode "New Student Starfish":
Patrick: 24. [begins giggling, SpongeBob joins in] |
- Also:
[While Mrs. Puff is writing on the board and teaching a lesson on "turning"] |
- Also, when she is by SpongeBob, holding the picture and she looks exactly like the drawing.
- "As if I really look like this!"
- The egg hatching into a live-action baby chick at the end of the episode.
- "Life, death, life, death, life, death!" "Patrick!"
- The back and forth from Mrs. Puff with the razor that would peel the star off and SpongeBob going crazy.
- Also, when she is by SpongeBob, holding the picture and she looks exactly like the drawing.
- In the episode "Clams", as Krabs raves on about how a crew like SpongeBob and Squidward come along once in a lifetime, the scene shifts to a poorly-drawn SpongeBob and Squidward.
Squidward: Hey, watch where you're swinging that...(the hook yanks his shirt off) SpongeBob, be careful with...(the hook gets on his nose...then it suddenly cuts to a far-off distance from the boat as a rip is heard, and Squidward screams painfully.) |
- After three days of trying to find old "Blue-Lip", the giant clam that ate Krabs's millionth-dollar bill, Squidward decides to deceive him with another dollar bill. However, as Krabs is celebrating, he realizes something's amiss...
Krabs: Wait a minute...this isn't me millionth dollar. (SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other) This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon and kissed with Coral Blue Number Two Semi-gloss Lipstick. |
- Later, Mr. Krabs refuses to let either the two eat until they get the dollar bill by dumping all the sandwiches from the boat, including the fridge.
Squidward: (dragging SpongeBob away) Uh, SpongeBob? Can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone COMPLETELY INSANE?! |
- And when Mr. Krabs is eaten by a giant clam:
SpongeBob: Poor Mr. Krabs, gone forever out of our lives. Why couldn't it have been me?! (cries) |
- In the episode "Idiot Box", Squidward gets annoyed when SpongeBob and Patrick use a box for their imaginations. In the first few minutes, this exchange occurs:
SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! I think we need to keep our voices down! We might start an avalanche!" |
- Also, the conversation that follows, with SpongeBob and Patrick talk about cutting limbs off and Squidward opening the box to find SpongeBob and Patrick okay.
- The memorial for the brave soldiers who fought on Robot Pirate Island.
- When the rescue team comes after SpongeBob and Patrick talk about cutting off their limbs.
Rescuer: This is the rescue team speaking! The saws are on the way! |
- "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV" gives us the lovely classic of "AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!"
- "AAAAUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPH!!!!!"
- Wumbo.
- "I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me?"
- Just before SpongeBob bursts through the wall at the beginning of the episode, his form grows out of the metal T-1000 style.
- "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?! Must! Get! Autograph!" (flings arms out to grab a pen from a fish's shirt and a piece of paper from outside)
- "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" gives us EVIL: Every Villain Is Lemons
- "I'm tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!"
- "Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? ...Ya wanna see me do it again?"
- "Can You Spare a Dime" has a few:
SpongeBob: How about I call someone whose job it is to fix it?! Ya know why?!? Cause when I need a job done, I get someone with a job to do that job!!!!!! |
- And
Mr. Krabs: Well the way I see it there are three possiblities, one, you put the dime in me pants, two, you put the dime in me pants, or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS! |
- And of course there's "So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one."
- "Plankton's Army", the scene where Karen pokes fun at Plankton's first name[1] on a blackboard. The first time she types it on the blackboard in green letters and Plankton's cousins laugh. Plankton turns to the board and his name disappears. He continues speaking, but then his name appears again, this time with a big red hand below it pointing at him, making Plankton's cousins laugh again, and it disappears again just as Plankton turns back to look at the board. He resumes speaking, but then his name appears in colorful letters with a colorful arrow pointing at him, making his cousins laugh at him again. It disappears again as Plankton turns to look. Plankton starts to get annoyed and tries to speak further before his name appears on the board with stars, making everyone laugh again and this time, Plankton catches it and unplugs Karen.
- People Order Our Patties. Or as we like to call it, P.O.O.P.
- Speaking of poop, there's also The Flying Dutchman demonstrating the "Poop Loop" shoelace trick.
Season Four
- The post-movie episode "Fear of A Krabby Patty" has Plankton trying to find out the secret formula by pretending to cure SpongeBob's insomnia-induced fear of Krabby Patties. When he tries to get SpongeBob to recognize its ingredients, he pronounces potato and tomato as 'patato' and 'tamato'. Later, Plankton tells SpongeBob to confront his fear by thinking about it and when SpongeBob takes it too far he whips out a piano from nowhere, and Plankton barely has time to lampshade it before you know what happened.
- "Hey SpongeBob, I heard your brain was sick, so I brought you a cookie pizza. And here's some chocolate milk."
- SpongeBob's face after being overworked (just before he starts hallucinating Mr. Krabs as a giant Krabby Patty, which is a CMOF in of itself) is absolutely priceless.
- The Tiredness Montage. We see a view of the ocean island, changing between night and day as images of Mr. Krabs announcing the day, Plankton schemeing, and SpongeBob working. However, during it, an image of confused Old Man Jenkins floats by randomly, saying "Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa!"
- "Hey, where'd you get that piano?"
- "That's what I thought you said. Now let me offer this as a rebuttal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
- Later, Plankton attempts to use hypnosis to get SpongeBob to tell him the Krabby Patty secret formula. Unfortunately (for him), he can't get SpongeBob to wake up, even after shouting and using cymbals and loudspeakers. Plankton runs himself dry, and goes "What else is loud and obnoxious?" He pulls out a cell phone with the ring tone playing.
- "Spongebob, I think you need to see a professional." "Wrestler?"
- 'The Lost Mattress' has the Running Gag of Mr. Krabs being relocated to far less comfortable locations. (From the hospital room to the hallway, then just outside the hospital, and finally pushed down to hill to where his mattress is thrown out.)
- 'Have You Seen This Snail?'
Squidward: (taking a bath) What are those neanderthals up to? Don't they know that I'm busy spoiling myself? (SpongeBob and Patrick barge in his bathroom) AAAHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHH!!! (pants) |
- This scene:
Patrick: (SpongeBob is sky-writing "Gary, come home!") I want peanuts. (Presses a button) |
- While Patrick is comforting SpongeBob after failing to find Gary:
Patrick: (Patrick is comforting SpongeBob) Just let it all out buddy, that's it. |
- From 'Dunces And Dragons':
Guard: Right this way. |
- This small dialogue:
SpongeBob: (to Medieval Sandy) I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus! |
- Also Squidly cursing his great, great grandson. Take a guess who that grandson is.
- From 'Krusty Towers':
Squidward: (lifting Patrick's suitcases) Patrick...what's in these bags, rocks? |
Patrick: I would like a Krabby Patty and one room. With cheese! Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty too? |
- In "Mrs. Puff, You're Fired", a representative from the BSTAB has reminded Mrs. Puff of her unusual amount of failings in her classroom. Mrs. Puff retorts and says that only one student has failed her class (SpongeBob) and the representative tells her that he failed the test approximately 1,258,056 times, while showing a folder where the failed files of SpongeBob are shown. He flips them over and the pictures of SpongeBob are shown laughing.
- After Mrs. Puff is fired, she is enjoying a scenery while painting. She quickly notices the boat and attempts to paint something really quick. When the boat runs into her, the painting is shown to be SpongeBob, the instructor and Mr. Fits fearing for their lives.
- From the episode "Wishing You Well" when SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are stuck at the bottom of the well, we have this exchange:
Squidward: (to Patrick) Could you not stand so close to me? You're making me claustrophobic. |
- "Selling Out": Mr. Krabs gets so bored with his retirement that he goes out to play golf. Then he stops in the middle of the game, saying to himself "Wait a minute...I hate golf!"
- In the Episode Born To be Wild, Spongebob says he has to take the 'shortcut' to the Krusty Krab. The shortcut is the bubbles they use to change scenes. Mr. Krabs' reaction to Spongebob suddenly being there is priceless.
- YMMV, but in the episode, Good Neighbors, Squidward blowing up at SpongeBob and Patrick.
Squidward: (opens the door) Alright, you two! OUT! (SpongeBob and Patrick slowly walk out) And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here for the rest of the day, or tomorrow, or next week! |
Season Five
- Krabs flipping out over his thermostat in "Krabs à la Mode", just going to show how cheap he is.
Mr. Krabs: WHOOOOOOO! TOUUUUUCHED! MEEEE! THEROMSTAAAAAT!! |
- "The Two Faces of Squidward".
- And, from that episode, the classic Brick Joke:
Flying Fish Oh no, my shoe's untied! (shoe falls) |
- Patrick's EPIC song in "Sing A Song of Patrick".
Singer: Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star, I made myself a sandwich. My mommy named it Fred. It tastes like beans and bacon, and smells like its been dead! Writing stuff is hard, so I use a pointy pencil pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point! P.U. what's that horrible smell? I have a head, it ends with a point, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point. This song is over, except for this line. You win this round, BROCCOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
- And just WHAT happened to the band that recorded it?
Guitarist: Come on, guys. We're going to do this if it kills us. A-one, a-two, and a- (cut to the cemetery where the band members are buried) |
- This moment:
Man: This song reminds me of you. |
- From "Atlantis Squarepantis", Plankton unleashing his wrath via a stolen Atlantean tank, only to find it had long ago been modified to only shoot...well, as a delighted Patrick puts it, "Plankton's wrath tastes like ice cream!".
Season Six
- Another Post Movie episode, The Krabby Khronicle has a funny moment. In the episode, SpongeBob makes a news story about Patrick standing next to a pole. Mr. Krabs changes it so it says Patrick married the pole. This is funny enough, but at the end of the episode, Patrick shows up in a tuxedo with the you-know-what...
Patrick: Hey, can you fix me and the wife up with a couple of Krabby Patties? |
- From another more recent episode: the scene in "SpongeBob Vs. The Big One" where we find out that Davy Jones' locker is guarded by the REAL Davy Jones, complete with "Daydream Believer" in the background!
- "Krabby Road": Remember kids, Patrick can play a mean belly.
- SpongeBob's plan to get Squidward back in his secret club in the 'Cephalopod Lodge': Pretending to be an eel (which is the mortal enemy of the cephalopods) by dressing up in a giant live-action sock, scare the members, have Squidward "defeat" them, and the members will hail Squidward as a hero and return him in the club. It works, but just as they were celebrating, SpongeBob and Patrick join along, while still wearing the live-action sock, which they take off, revealing the whole plan, causing all three of them to get kicked out again.
- Their initiation in their own secret club.
- When SpongeBob and Patrick are talking to Squidward while they're in the sock outside of the club. Not only does the sock look real, which makes it funny in the cartoon enviorment, but they move the sock's "mouth" when they talk.
- The episode House Fancy, in which SpongeBob accidentally rips off Squidward's toenail. Who cares if some people think it's Squick or Nightmare Fuel, it's still hilarious.
- How about the death of the toilet?
- The alternate versions of the theme song in "Truth Or Square".
- Sand Castles in the Sand is pretty funny in itself. It starts out with SpongeBob and Patrick knocking their sand castles down, but it turns into a full-fledged war with armies, knights, warriors, cannons, giant mechas, fighter jets, and nuclear bombs...all made out of sand.
- The soda commercial. Big Lipped Alligator Moment, to boot.
- Ultimate Patrick Stupidity: "Those hip YOUNG OLD folks on the soda commercials!"
- "Gullible Pants", Your Mileage May Vary on the post-movie episodes but around the ending, where SpongeBob is doing a creepy dance, scaring the customers.
- The episode "Not Normal", where SpongeBob learns to become normal after being convinced by Squidward that he isn't. He turns into a dull, round, hole-less version of himself without buck teeth, sitting in an office cubicle in place of his grill and making Krabby Patties via computer.
SpongeBob: (in a calm voice) Hi, how are ya? |
- This bit from "The Clash Of Triton"
Neptune: I realized there was only one last resort |
- Three Words: Chum Is Fum.
- Your potty has a shocky thing in it.
Season Seven
- In "I Heart Dancing", when SpongeBob shows Squidward his dance, Squidward walks away and tells him it's the worst dance he's ever seen. SpongeBob responds by saying "Who put you on the planet? UGH!" It's much funnier than it sounds.
- The ending of Back To The Past. Time-travel induced Mind Screw doesn't begin to cover it. Even Man-Ray needs to sit down in confusion regarding all of the randomly-appearing time machines, several containing their own mini-CMOFs such as one forming in mid air and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy stepping out and falling.
- The Graves.
- This from "That Sinking Feeling"
Patrick: No need to thank us, Squidward. |
- How about...
Squidward's house sinks down to where SpongeBob and Patrick are playing |
- The episode even features a Shout-Out to Dig Dug! Here's the proof.
- The episode "You Don't Know Sponge" has one in the beginning when Patrick imitates the sound of a whale, getting the attention of another whale.
Whale: Huh? Did you hear that? |
- How about Patrick Not-Star
- Agreed...for the most part
- In "Sponge-cano!" Those singing garbage monsters. And the dolphin. And the sacrifice at the end.
- This from the mystery episode.
Plankton: I ain't no pushover! |
- Not to mention this gem:
SpongeBob: Patrick! Call the cops! |
- SpongeBob's Last Stand: The song, the return of Fum is Chum, and SpongeBob being stupid enough to forget Sandy's last name.
- "A Pal For Gary" may be a let-down, but SpongeBob getting enchiladas may be the only good part.
- Sandy getting the last laugh at the end of "Perfect Chemistry".
Sandy: You can't fool a squirrel from Texas! Hahahahaha...mwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
- YMMV, but this troper found Squidward's Spit Take fail in "Tentacle-Vision" hilarious.
Season Eight
- The Secret Origin of Mermaid Man. End of discussion.
- To elaborate, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy gets hit by a variety of things that should mutate, if not kill regular people. But what ultimately turns them into what they are is overcooked popcorn.
- "Plankton's Good Eye": How Spongebob apparently sees the world. Explains a lot, doesn't it?
- At the end of Treats!, Patrick eats the last known box of Snail Bites, and starts meowing very loud like a snail. There are quite a few humorous scenes in this episode, like when Patrick pretends to be a snail, and the commercial at the beginning.
- And Gary acting crazy over the Snail Bites. In fact, when SpongeBob is heading out the door to go to work, Gary is blocking the way, looking absolutely demented and holding the empty box of Snail Bites. SpongeBob tries to open the door and Gary snarls each time he tries.
- Fiasco in both of his episodes (Are You Happy Now? and Fiasco!).
- SpongeBob dropping Squidward into the deep fryer, causing him to come out as a giant crispy nugget.
- From Drive Thru:
Squidward: Spongebob, 2 large, 2 medium, I hate my job.. |
- The donut from "Ghoul Fools". While in the void, Patrick's form of torture is a donut who is stuck far up on his head, and Patrick cannot reach it. The donut asks what flavor Patrick would like him to be, and then..
Patrick: I'll have..a plain donut! |
- Patrick's office dream from "Home Sweet Rubble".
- I know I might be cheating here, but this is a pretty awesome treat: The voice actors of Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward redubbing scenes from classic movies.
- ↑ Sheldon