Videogamedunkey

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videogamedunkey is a gaming comedy channel on YouTube where an American guy plays popular, nostalgic and obscure video games with a foul mouth and a bad temper. His content included heavily edited playthroughs filled with with MSTs, satirical reviews and rants.

Dunkey (real name: Jason Gastrow) was first known as a League of Legends player. He officially stopped playing the game on September 12, 2015. [1]

"Not even close, babyyyyyy!"

"This move I have is really cool, but DUNKEY ROLL but it's really, I have to say it really loud whenever I do it, so it's kind of risky doing it DUNKEY ROLL!"

Dunkey: Who makes this guy? He's a fucking bozo! You don't get shot playing Street Fighter! It's not that fucking crazy!
(cut to Mvc2 gameplay featuring Cable shooting an opponent while cheering goes on in the background)
Dunkey: KILL DAT NIGGA! KILL DAT NIGGA! WHOOOO! YA BITCH! YA BITCH!

"This is amazing."

"White people do not know how to work horses. They have become weak, like the water buffalo; weak from their lives of luxury."
"They say no white man has opened wine for thousands of years."
"The white man cannot play trombone. He has become weak, like the hawk, peeing on the horizon. CAW. CAW."

Dunkey: Number Eight!
(ten seconds of silence)
(...)
(...)
Dunkey: ...C'mon!

"I gotta tell em! It's Robocop, it's Robocop, the movie's Robocop."
(The other guys shoot Dunkey)

"Suspect has left the vehicle, I will pursue him in my yellow Bumblebee car and run him over, because that's funny."

Dunkey: (Pointing a gun to a player) "Gimme your pants."
(Player drops pants)
Dunkey: "Now give me your other pants."

"Jesus Christ, this guy fucking dissected the entire movie of Click. This is like a professional film thesis.. on Click."

  • What If: In Game Dev Tycoon, Dunkey, dissatisfied with the lackluster commercial performance of his games, makes the closest thing to Call of Duty in-game and names it that. It becomes a critical failure.
  1. Causes include getting a temp ban from the game due to "toxic behavior" (shit-talking), something he disagrees with by principle, and being fed up with his lack of enjoyment in the game.