My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Quotes
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Quotes from the Cast & Crew
"When I took the job, I braced myself for criticism, expecting many people -- without even watching the show -- to instantly label it girly, stupid, cheap, for babies or an evil corporate commercial. I encourage skeptics like this to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic with an open mind. If I'm doing my job right, I think you’ll be surprised."
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"Roddenberry warned me that I had no idea what I was getting into with Star Trek. Someone should have warned me about My Little Pony! Egads!"
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"I love bronies, and you guys are changing the way I look at adult males who view cartoons... Maybe, like, feminine-ish cartoons." |
"Lyra, Heartstrings, or Incidental Unicorn #2.... When I first started working on the show, I never expected people to latch on to the background ponies like they have. It's nice to see." |
P.S. Derpy is the pinnacle of the top of the peak for me!"
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Quotes From the Show
Season 1
Friendship is Magic, part 1 (Mare in the Moon)
Apple Bloom: Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?
—(begging Twilight to stay for brunch when she's about to leave)
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[Twilight finds Rainbow Dash "practicing" instead of doing her job] —(cut to Twilight Sparkle and Spike with jaws dropped)
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(In the dark) |
Pinkie Pie: You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, 'Hello,' and I was all, [GASP], remember? You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville, and if you're new, it means you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had an idea, and that's why I went [GASP], I'll just throw a great big, ginormous, super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville. See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!
—(Explaining her reaction to first meeting Twilight.)
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Twilight Sparkle: All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!
—(her first impression of Ponyville)
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Friendship is Magic, part 2 (Elements of Harmony)
[Rarity lops off her tail and successfully grafts it onto 'Steven Magnet'] |
Nightmare Moon: You're kidding. You're kidding, right?
—(as Twilight prepares a desperate charge)
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The Ticket Master
[Twilight's Gala tickets land on Pinkie's face] |
Pinkie Pie: ...and then I said, "Oatmeal? Are you CRAZ"--oh.
—(After Twilight yells 'Quiet!' and everyone shuts up with Pinkie still talking.)
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Applebuck Season
Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, can we talk? |
Twilight Sparkle: AJ, I think you're beating a dead...tree.
—(trying to help an exhausted Applejack, who doesn't notice that she is kicking a dead apple tree)
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Griffon the Brush Off
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random! |
Pinkie Pie: Maybe Twilight is right. Maybe Gilda isn't a big mean grumpy mean meanie-pants. Maybe I'm just a big jealous judgmental jealous jealousy-pants. |
Gilda: Hey, I'm watching you like a hawk. |
Boast Busters
Rarity: Quick! I need a mirror! Get me a mirror! What did she do to my hair?! I know she did something terrible to my hair!! |
Twilight Sparkle: I think I hear my laundry calling. |
Spike: Okay. Imagine me with a nice long Fu Manchu-type beard. Or maybe a goatee...
—(explaining what he should change to impress Rarity)
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Dragonshy
Applejack: All of us are scared of that dragon. |
Rainbow Dash: All right, that's it! We've tried persuasion, charm, whatever it is Pinkie Pie does-- |
Fluttershy: How dare you? HOW DARE YOU?!
—(about to give the angry dragon a piece of her mind)
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Dragon: But that rainbow one kicked me! —(explaining his actions to Fluttershy)
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Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you scared me! I mean...uh...you...broke my concentration.
—(realizing she was scared out of her wits by Pinkie, not the dragon, roaring)
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Fluttershy: It's okay, Rainbow Dash. Not everypony can be as brave as me. |
Look Before You Sleep
Rarity: You know, there's messy, and then there's just plain rude. |
Applejack: Can't hear you, I'm asleep. (fakes snoring noises.)
—(trying to ignore Rarity when she's told to get out of the bed.)
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(Twilight's response to a tree falling in her house and covering her furniture.) |
Bridle Gossip
Pinkie Pie: Well, I heard that Zecora eats hay. |
Zecora: Beware! Beware, you pony folk! |
Spike: AAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! This is hilarious! Look at all of you! We got Hairity, Rainbow Crash, Spittie Pie, Apple-tini, Flutterguy, and... |
[The girls decide to hunt down Zecora] |
Applejack: Oh, pony feathers!
—(after being left, in shrunken form, on a tree branch by Apple Bloom)
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Applejack: Giddyup, pony! —(shrunken Applejack is trying to get a ride to Zecora's)
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[The girls confront Zecora] |
Swarm of the Century
Pinkie Pie: Now I've gotta go find a trombone! |
Pinkie Pie: (to Rarity) You've got a real problem all right! And a banjo is the only answer!
—(trying to warn Rarity about the parasprites and how to get rid of them)
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Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, you are so random! |
Zecora: Tales of crops and harvests consumed. |
Twilight Sparkle: You're a great friend. Eeeeven if we don't always understand you. |
Winter Wrap Up
Spike: [seeing the bird's nest Twilight made] That nest needs to be condemned. |
Pinkie Pie: Twilight, you did a great job your first time around. I'm sure my first time was just as wobbly and bobbly and crash-eriffic as yours! |
Call of the Cutie
Apple Bloom: YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT! We take cash or credit.
—(Apple Bloom attempts to increase her sales figures)
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Rainbow Dash: Ultra Pony Roller Derby! Go! |
Sweetie Belle: She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer. She could even be Mayor of Ponyville someday. |
Fall Weather Friends
Twilight Sparkle: Forgive me, girls. I know I'm not an athlete, but shouldn't the Running of the Leaves actually involve running? |
Twilight Sparkle: Hey, Rainbow. Shouldn't you be up ahead? |
Rainbow Dash: What the hay?! You said no flying! |
Pinkie Pie: I must say, Spike, that this has been the most interesting Running of the Leaves in Equestria history! |
Suited For Success
Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine. Just make the whole thing, you know, cooler. [pause] It needs to be about 20% cooler.
—(critiquing her Gala dress)
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Twilight Sparkle: You're not a laughingstock, Rarity. —(Twilight trying to comfort Rarity after her fashion show disaster)
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Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do? |
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Twilight Sparkle: I'm doing scientific research. I'm observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius Piecus, in its natural habitat. |
Spike: What's she doing now? |
Pinkie Pie: What if she exploded? And then...and then exploded again?! |
Sonic Rainboom
[Rainbow Dash crash-lands in Twilight's library after a botched Sonic Rainboom] |
Rarity: Look upon me, Equestria, for I...am...Rarity!
—(letting her temporary wings go to her head)
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[Rainbow Dash meets her idols, the Wonderbolts] |
Stare Master
The Show Stoppers
(Applejack introduces the Crusaders to her dilapidated old clubhouse) |
A Dog and Pony Show
Spike: Rarity, woods, jewels, dogs, hole, taken, SAVE HER!! |
Applejack: Ho-ho there, loverboy!
—(her response to Spike's accidental Almost Kiss with her during his fantasy of saving Rarity from the Diamond Dogs)
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Spot: Good gracious, I can't take this anymore! BE QUIET, PONY!! —(Rarity demanding respect from the Diamond Dogs when they order her around.)
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Green Isn't Your Color
Photo Finish: Nervous? Don’t be ridiculous. You’re only facing a large crowd of ponies who will be watching your every move and silently judging you. |
Photo Finish: Frottershy! I have been looking for you everywhere. We have the thing at the place! |
Rarity: Rrrrrgh...I'm the one who should be mobbed by strangers wherever I go! |
Fluttershy: Oh, I can't believe this. I am so frustrated, I could just scream! |
Twilight Sparkle: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my-- (poke) AARGH! |
Fluttershy: Oh, I'm so frustrated, I could just kick something! |
Twilight Sparkle: SPIKE HAS A CRUSH ON RARITY! (covers mouth) |
Over a Barrel
Pinkie Pie: Are you loco in the coco? |
A Bird in the Hoof
Rarity: Nobody move, and my dress won't get hurt! Stay back! Back, I say!
—(trying to leave Princess Celestia's brunch party without damaging her dress)
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(Twilight pretends to cough to cover up Philemena's noise) |
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Fluttershy: You'd never guess, but when I was little I was very shy. |
[young Rarity's horn drags her to a rock] |
Pinkie Pie: And that's how Equestria was made! —(After Pinkie tells the Cutie Mark Crusaders how she got her cutie mark. Yes, it makes no sense.)
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Owl's Well That Ends Well
[Spike is looking for a quill for Twilight] |
Spike: Have you ever seen a dragon sneeze?
—(explaining how one of Twilight's books got incinerated)
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Party of One
[repeated line] |
Pinkie Pie: Okey...dokey...lokey. —(her reaction to Applejack's excuse of why Pinkie can't enter the barn)
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Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips. |
The Best Night Ever
[Rainbow Dash is invited to hang out with her idols, the Wonderbolts] |
Pinkie Pie: The shiny dance floor...the pretty party ponies...ooh, the fancy band. Shiny!...Pretty!...Fancy! (*SQUEE*) GOTTA DANCE! |
Fluttershy: Oh, Fluttershy. You're such a loudmouth.
—(After scaring off a bird, for the first of many times that evening)
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Fluttershy: I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes. As soon as one of you little birds or monkeys or bears touches this net, you'll be mine! MINE! (maniacal laughter) |
[Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia return to the Grand Galloping Gala to see Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity in a mess of broken columns and cake, and one smashed statue] —(Fluttershy reaches the breaking point after the creatures in Princess Celestia's garden keep running from her)
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Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Rarity, your glass slipper! Now your prince is sure to find you! |
Spike: Hey, Pony Joe. Another donut. |
Season 2
The Return of Harmony Part 1
(after Cheerilee explains that a nearby statue represents victory) |
(after Cheerilee asks what the statue of Discord represents) |
Rarity: I heard about your troubles, Applejack, and I came to see if there's anything I can do...without getting wet. Or dirty. Or out from under my umbrella. |
(after Princess Celestia tasks the mane six to stop Discord) |
(after the mane six and Celestia discover the Elements of Harmony are missing) |
Celestia: That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break! This doesn’t make sense. |
(Fluttershy: *shoves Pinkie Pie into the maze wall*) |
Discord: Game's over, my little ponies! You didn't find your precious Elements. Looks like we might be due for a big old storm of chaos.
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The Return of Harmony Part 2
Pinkie Pie: And what are you laughin' at?! |
Discord: (gesturing towards Ponyville) Picture it! The chaos capital of the world! |
Twilight Sparkle: (dazed) Where is she? Where's Rarity? —(Twilight tackles Applejack and Pinkie Pie, Big Ball of Violence ensues)
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Twilight Sparkle: This is my book, and I'm going to READ IT! |
Twilight Sparkle: (dejected) I never thought it would happen. My friends... |
Pinkie Pie: I hate the Elements of Harmony! |
Twilight Sparkle: I've got to fight for my friendships. For them! For me! For Equestria! |
Fluttershy: (to Rainbow Dash) Um, I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit? |
(the girls pursue a still-hypnotized Rainbow Dash) |
Discord: Will you ever learn? |
Lesson Zero
Spike: Arrrgh...I've been holding that quill so long, I've got a claw cramp! Good thing we don't have anything to report to Princess Celestia this week. I don't think I could write another word! |
Twilight Sparkle: What if she makes me go back to Canterlot and puts me back in school and makes me prove I'm taking them seriously by giving me a test?! What if I don't pass? |
[repeated line] |
[Rarity has freaked out over some missing ribbon] |
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow [Dash] must be angry with Applejack. She must hate her guts! Oh, wonderful! |
[Twilight has just stormed off in a huff] |
Twilight Sparkle: If I can't find a friendship problem...I'll make a friendship problem! |
Twilight Sparkle: HI GIRRLLS! |
Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle! |
Luna Eclipsed
[Spike tries to guess Twilight's costume] |
Twilight Sparkle: Happy Nightmare Night, Granny Smith! |
Pinkie Pie: [chicken squawk] Enough chit-chat! Time is candy! |
[Applejack tries to guess Twilight's costume] |
Princess Luna: [recognizing Twilight] IT WAS THOU WHO UNLEASHED THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY UPON US, AND TOOK AWAY OUR DARK POWERS! |
[Twilight forcefully introduces a terrified Fluttershy to Luna] —[Fluttershy flees back into her house just as Twilight closes the door, and she smacks into it]
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Princess Luna: It is of no use, Twilight Sparkle. They have never liked us and they never shall. |
Princess Luna: Your Princess enjoys this...fun! In what other ways may we experience it? |
Princess Luna: Ha-ha! The fun has been doubled! |
Twilight Sparkle: It's time for me to do what I do best -- lecture her! |
Twilight Sparkle: See? They really do like you, Princess. |
Sisterhooves Social
[Sweetie Belle puts a bowl of bubbling dark liquid on the table] |
Apple Bloom: [mouth full of apple] What's uncouth? |
Rarity: As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sister-less again! |
Rarity: Applejack, why do you have to be so good and make me look so bad? |
The Cutie Pox
Twilight Sparkle: "Cutie pox. This puzzling pony plague afflicted a population of ponies back in the Paleo-Pony Period!" |
(Apple Bloom suddenly gets a Fleur de Lis cutie mark) |
'Lily': She's cursed! |
Twilight Sparkle: Zecora! Apple Bloom has cutie pox! We were just on our way to see if you had a cure! |
May the Best Pet Win!
Fluttershy: How about a bunny? They're cutesy and wutsey and quick as can be. |
Rainbow Dash: The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too. Do you have something in a yellow-striped bat? |
Rainbow Dash: All right! Now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet. Speed! Agility! Guts! Style! Coolness! Awesomeness! And radicalness! |
Rainbow Dash: (to the bat) Whoa! That was truly awesome! But I'm afraid this is the radicalness competition, so I'm gonna have to take some points off. |
Rainbow Dash: And so the final, tiebreaking contest is going to be...(to herself) Pause for dramatic effect. (beat, then to everyone) ...a race against me! (Jump Cut) Through Ghastly Gorge! Dun-dun-dunnnn!! |
Pinkie Pie: Wait! Look! |
Pinkie Pie: You got your perfect pet, right? |
The Mysterious Mare Do Well
Twilight Sparkle: Call me silly, but this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head. |
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it takes guts. But it also takes brains. And sometimes a big lunch and a nap. |
(after opening a jar of peanut butter) |
Pinkie Pie: Yeah. The only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake. |
Sweet and Elite
Rarity: And then I said, “Puh-lease. That isn't a hat, darling. That's a natural disaster that somehow landed atop your head!" |
Twilight Sparkle: (skeptical) Is that my dress? |
Rarity: I...have to go to...do the...thing with the stuff, you know, uh... |
Rainbow Dash: Uh...what's with the croquet mallet? |
Rainbow Dash: C'mon, you guys! Let's show them how to party, Ponyville-style! |
Secret of My Excess
Twilight: Hey, Spike! Check out this amazing broom! |
Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, help! Spike's running wild and I need you to lasso him! |
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, stop giving him cake! |
Pinkie Pie: How dare you take the cake!! |
Rarity: This is a crime against fashion! |
Baby Cakes
Pinkie Pie: This is a crib. It is only to be used for napping, sleeping, and on occasion with permission, as a pretend old-timey Western fort. |
Hearth's Warming Eve
Fluttershy: I'm so excited, I, I feel like shouting! [softly] Woo hoo! |
Rarity: (wearing what is essentially a Christmas tree complete with ornaments and star at the top on her head) Oh, I do hope I look festive enough! |
Chancellor Puddinghead: Well, if you non-Earths aren't gonna stop using your weirdo powers to freeze us all, then I'm just plumb out of ideas. |
Chancellor Puddinghead: Oh my gosh! Hold on to your hooves! I am just about to be brilliant!! |
Spike: And so the paradise that the ponies had found was soon lost, buried beneath a thick blanket of snow and hard feelings. Instead of beautiful, it was blizzardy! Instead of wonderful, it was wintery! Instead of spactactular, it was SNOW-tacular! Instead of... |
Commander Hurricane: Earth Ponies are numbskulls! |
The Last Roundup
Rainbow Dash: Now, careful, Derpy! |
Derpy Hooves: I just don't know what went wrong. |
Pinkie Pie: NOPONY breaks a Pinkie promise! |
Pinkie Pie: APPLEJACK! YOU PINKIE-PROMISED!!! |
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Cherry Berry: I can't get this taste off my tongue! |
Applejack: Dear Princess Celestia, I wanted to share my thoughts with you. *a-HEM* I didn't learn anythin'! Ha, I was right all along! |
Read It and Weep
Rainbow Dash: You guys have gotta get me outta here! I'm gonna climb the walls! |
Rainbow Dash: I'm a world-class athlete! Reading's for eggheads like you, Twilight. [...] It's undeniably, unquestionably uncool! |
Rainbow Dash: I hate to admit it to myself, and would really hate to admit it to my friends, but...I love this story! I...I...I love reading! [[[Beat]]] I'm an egghead. |
Rainbow Dash: I'm not trying to steal your slippers! I'm trying to steal this book! |
Daring Do: Another day, another dungeon. |
Hearts and Hooves Day
Sweetie Belle: If we can keep Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac from looking into each other's eyes for one full hour, the love curse will be broken! |
Cheerilee: Girls? Can you explain why I look like I'm getting married at the bottom of a pit? |
Cheerilee: Since you three are doing all of his chores, Big Mac and I thought we'd have a picnic at the gazebo. Ready, sugar bear? |
A Friend In Deed
Pinkie Pie: What just happened? Meet somepony new, check. Introduce myself, check. Sing random song outta nowhere, check. Become instant best friends! Un-check! |
Pinkie Pie: Oh, silly me! I must have put the confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti cannons - again! |
Cranky: Listen to me, kid! I will never be your friend! |
Putting Your Hoof Down
Iron Will: When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock! |
It's About Time
Twilight Sparkle: Who are you? I mean, you're me, but I'm me too. How can there be two me's? It's not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible! |
Future Twilight: I have something extremely important to tell you about the future! And I've only got a few seconds, so you've got to listen! Whatever you do, don't- |
Cerberus: ROAR!!! |
Spike: So...no matter what happens, you're not gonna move a muscle, huh? Then maybe you won't mind if I... eat an entire tub of ice cream! (starts eating) |
Twilight Sparkle: Ow! My eye! |
Dragon Quest
Rarity: Goodbye, Spikey-wikey! |
Rarity: Fighting's not really my thing, I'm more into fashion...but I'll rip you to pieces if you touch one scale on his cute little head! |
Hurricane Fluttershy
Steroid Pony: YEAH!!! |
[squirrel chittering] |
Quotes About the Show
"The new show is, well, sort of addictive. Even I watch it – out of the corner of my eye – while doing something manly like, uh, sculpting blocks of iron with my fists."
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"Next up is Rarity, the pony of Generosity, which in the world of My Little Pony pretty much translates to constantly trying to stuff her friends into corsets, though admittedly she once cut off her tail so that a clinically depressed water dragon could use it to replace half of his moustache. —Chris Sims
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Anger & Hatred: Wtf is with all my guy friends talking about this show!? It's so gay, omg!!! —From a random YouTube comment
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This video is most popular with: —YouTube stats for pretty much every single episode
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"I say it once, I say it 1 million times. Most of what makes the show awesome is simply how the fans have reacted to it, with creativity and love." |
"This is a pony! A baby horse girl toy! Why is it so awesome?!"
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Who is the better pony: Rainbow Dash or Twilight Sparkle? —Ask That Guy With The Glasses, Episode 63
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This is why I love this fandom!
—Various people whenever they come across an epic piece of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Fan Work
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What I truly love about MLP:FiM is the extent of the fanworks. I’ve seen some people say, "I watched a few episodes, but couldn’t get into it." If they only watch the actual show, though, they’re missing out. |
Dave Glover, there are several members of the marines who are confirmed bronies. Are you calling a bunch of marines baby men?
—firewallednonspeaker, Youtube Commenter in response to Dave Glover's insulting of the bronies.
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I... actually kinda like this. Don't really care about what's going on, but it has decently timed gags, fluid motion, voice acting that doesn't make me cringe. I'm scared, /co/. Hold me. |
- ↑ Roughly translated, this means: Good heavens! More cutie marks! (gasp) What the?! I'm speaking French?!
- ↑ Tara Strong, voice of Twilight, previously voiced Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls, who could talk to squirrels.