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Not to be confused with [[That Guy With The Glasses|Five Second Movies]].
Not to be confused with [[That Guy With The Glasses|Five Second Movies]].
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* [[Affectionate Parody]]
* [[Affectionate Parody]]
* [[April Fools' Day]]: As an April Fool's prank in 2009, the team took out most of their preceding content and replaced it with an... ''interesting'' web animation called "Telekats".
* [[April Fools' Day]]: As an April Fool's prank in 2009, the team took out most of their preceding content and replaced it with an... ''interesting'' web animation called "Telekats".
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''[[Badass|[Collapses into his chair, still holding his cigar and whisky glass]]]'' }}
''[[Badass|[Collapses into his chair, still holding his cigar and whisky glass]]]'' }}
* [[Freeze-Frame Bonus]]: Quite a few of these; prominent examples include [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/vote_responsibly Vote Responsibly] and a blink-and-you'll-miss-it newspaper front page in [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/meanwhile_in_kansas Meanwhile, In Kansas...]
* [[Freeze-Frame Bonus]]: Quite a few of these; prominent examples include [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/vote_responsibly Vote Responsibly] and a blink-and-you'll-miss-it newspaper front page in [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/meanwhile_in_kansas Meanwhile, In Kansas...]
* [[Frickin' Laser Beams]] /RealityIsUnrealistic: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/laser_test Laser Test] where the researchers gathered to view the effects of a new laser instead get into an argument about what noise it should make.
* [[Frickin' Laser Beams]]/[[Reality Is Unrealistic]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/laser_test Laser Test] where the researchers gathered to view the effects of a new laser instead get into an argument about what noise it should make.
{{quote|''The Board of Highly Scientific Review & Science, as you can no doubt imagine, went on to publish several papers based on Dr. Firenzi’s findings, the most prominent of which were titled “Zhoo! Zhoo! Zhoo! And the Neurotechnological Capabilities Therein” by Dr. Sandoval, and “Pew, Pew: A Rebuffing of Dr. Sandoval’s Hasty Assertions,” by Dr. Gunn. Dr. Firenzi himself disappeared from the eye of the medical world and has yet to resurface, after several long years. ''}}
{{quote|''The Board of Highly Scientific Review & Science, as you can no doubt imagine, went on to publish several papers based on Dr. Firenzi’s findings, the most prominent of which were titled “Zhoo! Zhoo! Zhoo! And the Neurotechnological Capabilities Therein” by Dr. Sandoval, and “Pew, Pew: A Rebuffing of Dr. Sandoval’s Hasty Assertions,” by Dr. Gunn. Dr. Firenzi himself disappeared from the eye of the medical world and has yet to resurface, after several long years. ''}}
* [[Furry Confusion]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bringing_home_the_bacon Bringing Home The Bacon].
* [[Furry Confusion]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/bringing_home_the_bacon Bringing Home The Bacon].
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** [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/free-hug ...and Andrew WK?!]
** [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/free-hug ...and Andrew WK?!]
** [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/pressing-business ...and James Urbaniak!]
** [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/pressing-business ...and James Urbaniak!]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMsfvr4wevU ...and] [["Weird Al" Yankovic|Weird Al Yankovic]]! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZeiwlmSHw ...Again!]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMsfvr4wevU ...and] [["Weird Al" Yankovic]]! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ZeiwlmSHw ...Again!]
* [[Hoist by His Own Petard]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/never_switch_a_switcher Never Switch a Switcher].
* [[Hoist by His Own Petard]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/never_switch_a_switcher Never Switch a Switcher].
* [[Idea Bulb]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joO4W3T7bIA&feature=feedu Resourcefulness]
* [[Idea Bulb]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joO4W3T7bIA&feature=feedu Resourcefulness]
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* [[Rapid-Fire Comedy]]: They do ''compilations''.
* [[Rapid-Fire Comedy]]: They do ''compilations''.
* [[Real Is Brown]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/its_not_ww2-_its_hbo It's not WW2. It's HBO.]
* [[Real Is Brown]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/its_not_ww2-_its_hbo It's not WW2. It's HBO.]
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot]]: one of the actors broke his hand and needs it to be in a cast, its become a theme in a few/[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKnfm1gVns&feature=channel\]. of/[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRLAmRQ47Y&feature=channel\]. the films
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot]]: One of the actors broke his hand and needed it to be in a cast; it become a theme in a few [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKnfm1gVns few of] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfRLAmRQ47Y the films].
* [[Reality Warper]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_changeling The Changeling]
* [[Reality Warper]]: [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_changeling The Changeling]
* [[Recurring Character]]: Johnny Quickdeath, Tony & Joey, Officer Sminkle, Elliot Zanderflex and Renegade Pervert. Maybe the Nesquik bunny. Also, the actors usually play themselves; Jon Worley has a recurring character in the form of himself as a sleazy/[[Eldritch Abomination|demonic]] advertiser, and Pauly P is the name of a non-sequitur-happy tragic gangsta guy.
* [[Recurring Character]]: Johnny Quickdeath, Tony & Joey, Officer Sminkle, Elliot Zanderflex and Renegade Pervert. Maybe the Nesquik bunny. Also, the actors usually play themselves; Jon Worley has a recurring character in the form of himself as a sleazy/[[Eldritch Abomination|demonic]] advertiser, and Pauly P is the name of a non-sequitur-happy tragic gangsta guy.

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Wasting your time, but not very much.

5 Second Films (or 5SF) is a website run by a group of actors and writers that regularly produce short films. These short films last exactly five seconds (8 seconds, if you count the title card and 'The End'. But don't pay attention to that). The subject of said films are almost completely random, with only a few subjects and characters referenced more than once.

In addition to the link above, they have a YouTube channel; useful, since it has some of their earlier videos that are no longer accessible on their main site.

Not to be confused with Five Second Movies.

5-Second Films provides examples of the following tropes:

"Will you: Lead the galactic rebellion, or Make a sandwich?"

Dufresne Sr.: RICHARDS! Did you kill my boy?
Richards: Yes - and I accept the consequences.
[Dufresne Sr. hurls a throwing knife into Richards' forehead]
Richards: ...Thank you.
[Collapses into his chair, still holding his cigar and whisky glass]

The Board of Highly Scientific Review & Science, as you can no doubt imagine, went on to publish several papers based on Dr. Firenzi’s findings, the most prominent of which were titled “Zhoo! Zhoo! Zhoo! And the Neurotechnological Capabilities Therein” by Dr. Sandoval, and “Pew, Pew: A Rebuffing of Dr. Sandoval’s Hasty Assertions,” by Dr. Gunn. Dr. Firenzi himself disappeared from the eye of the medical world and has yet to resurface, after several long years.

"Yes... finally... FINALLY!"

Doctor: "This man is going into shock. Quick, get him ten cc's of-"
Dr. Eye: "NO! GIVE HIM AIDS!"

"Thanks for calling 911, brought to you by Budweiser, the king of beers! And Emergency. And Hush Puppies. And-" * thud*

His brother, always one to try and copy Truck’s genius with wordplay, had his name legally changed to “Ama Pan,” but never found the chance to have his last name spoken first in any setting. Plus, he lost his Halen tape anyway.

Woolthorp: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL, PEDERGRAST!
[Woolthorp and Pendergrast shoot each other]
Later, in Hell...
Woolthorp: Pendergrast!
Pendergrast: Woolthorp!

"Damn you Dealbreaker Jones, that wasn't part of the DEAAAALLLLL!"

His favorite band is…wait for it...wait for it...__________________ (guess)

"Hi, I'm Hipster Superman. You probably haven't heard of me, I'm pretty obscure."

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