Names to Run Away From Really Fast/Biblical Names

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A form of Names to Run Away From Really Fast: Names from The Bible tend to imposing and vaguely supernatural.

See also Demons Or Angels and Religious Names. Name of Cain is a popular example.

Examples of Names to Run Away From Really Fast/Biblical Names include:


Absalom

In Jewish tradition, the name Absalom is considered banned or at least bad luck to give to a child, given that the character led a revolt against his father. Doubles as an Ironic Name since it literally means "father of peace."

Comic Books

  • There used to be a Doctor Who spin-off comic called "Abslom Daak, Dalek Killer".

Literature

  • The Canterbury Tales have a Butt Monkey character with this name, but that's probably more in reference to him being "pretty" (as was the Biblical character) than because of ill-omens associated with the name.
  • Cry the Beloved Country features Absalom Kumalo, son of an African preacher who ultimately ends up killing a man (to be fair, it was something of an accident).

Live-Action TV

Video Games

  • There is also a Pokémon named Absol, which is considered a bad omen due to its attraction to catastrophe.


Adam

Anime

  • The first, and by far the most powerful angel in Neon Genesis Evangelion. The mere act of waking up this being wiped out half the population of earth and changed most of the major landmass. Oh, and when Adam woke up it's four wings were large enough to be visible from space.
  • Eve is the Big Bad of the manga version of Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V; "Adam" is the name of the Bigger Bad, who was killed in the utopian future Eve is from; her goal is to restore him.

Literature

Live-Action TV

  • Adam Monroe/Takezo Kensei, of Heroes who true to his name is the forerunner of all of the other superpowered people.
  • Adam, Frankensteinian Magitek demon-bot on Season 4 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Tabletop Games

Video Games

Eden

Film

  • One of the two villains from The Proposition is named Eden Fletcher. His first name kind of gets him on here. Since he's an evil decadent type, and, better yet, a Smug Snake Snake his name makes perfect symbolic sense.

Live-Action TV

Video Games

Real Life

Jezebel

"And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her."

— The LORD, 1 Kings 21:23

The cruel and heretical wife of King Ahab from the Book of Kings. Long used to evoke images of false prophets (thanks to Jezebel's support for pagan deities over Yahweh) and prostitutes.

Anime

  • Not a straight example, but in Pokémon, James' cruel and sadistic ex-fiancé is named Jesse Bell, a clear pun on the infamous name.

Comic Strips

  • Played for laughs in Peanuts, during a storyline when Linus meets a female classmate who constantly changes her name from day to day.

Classmate: Today my name is Jezebel.
Linus: Jezebel was the evil wife of King Ahab in the Old Testament. In II Kings, it says that her servants threw her out of the window and she landed on her head.
Classmate: ...Today my name is Susan.

Live Action Television

Gog and/or Magog

Comic Books

Literature

  • Gog and Magog are the names of the blacksmith's hulking, mentally challenged slaves in the Sea of Trolls book.
  • Aragog, the Giant Spider from the Harry Potter books.
  • [StarWarsGalaxyOfFear: Borborygmus Gog].

Live-Action TV

Video Games


Lazarus

Any medical experiment named "Project Lazarus", run by a Dr. Lazarus, or building "the Lazarus Device" will be intended to cheat death or even return the dead to life. As sure as night follows day, it will go horribly wrong.

Film

Live-Action TV

  • The Tenth Doctor's incident with, wouldn't you know it, a Dr. Lazarus. The episode title was "The Lazarus Experiment."
  • Sanctuary had the Lazarus virus and while it only infected abnormals not human, the infected nonetheless became hazardous to human health as a result of the disease. Among abnormals it was also lethal.

Video Games

Western Animation


Moloch

A Biblical god/demon who according to his enemies went in for child sacrifice by fire.

Comic Books

  • A (former) crime boss in Watchmen, though he's well past his prime in most of the scenes featuring him.

Literature

Live-Action TV

Video Games

  • A boss in the Mortal Kombat series.
  • Mortimer and Randolph Moloch, twins in the Stormwind Stockade.

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Randolph Moloch, and I will be killing you all today."

Web Comics

  • Girl Genius has Moloch von Zinzer -- really sounds like a name to run away from, but he's dangerous almost exclusively when trying to save his hide. Eventually, the reason is revealed.

Nimrod

An ancient conqueror mentioned only once in Genesis. Given that the first half sounds like a Portmaneau of "numb" and "dim," and what "rod" can mean, this name's level of badass may have decayed a bit by now. (Bugs Bunny calling Elmer Fudd "Nimrod"[1] certainly didn't help.)

Comic Books

Live-Action TV

  • A subversion in the Doctor Who episode "Ghost Light". Nimrod is the name of the original Big Bad's Neanderthal butler, and a worshipper of the actual Big Bad, a Physical God known only as Light, but he's a good guy.
    • The Whoniverse has another Nimrod - an Ax Crazy undead government agent hell-bent on world domination by Britain, and complete control of Britain by his organization, the Forge, which should be itself put around here given its Orwellian type of evil and willingness to abuse alien tech.

Tabletop Games


Samson

The guy who killed an entire army with the jawbone of an ass.

Comic Books

Live-Action TV

  • Samson Gray, Sylar's father on Heroes.
  • An excellent zig-zag of the trope is Samson from Carnivale, who is the dwarf manager of the carnival. He isn't particularly evil or physically imposing, but he was once a weightlifter and is certainly closer to the supernatural elements of the show than other characters.

Western Animation

  • Brock Samson from The Venture Brothers The man is a walking TERROR. He once proposed weaponizing a jawbone, which (combined with his oft-mocked mullet) are subtle little Shout Outs to the original.


Zillah

The wife of Lamech (descendant of Cain). No relation to 'Zilla, the Fan Nickname for the American Godzilla.

Anime and Manga

  • However, as Toei so capably showed us, Zillah without the H is a horrible failure.

Literature

  • Poppy Z. Brite's Lost Souls's character. Interestingly, Brite's Zillah is male.
  • The third book in Madeleine L'Engle's Time Quartet, A Swiftly Tilting Planet, revolves around women of a particular line all named "Zillah/Zylle/Zyll". Zillah is actually the middle name of Meg's mother in law, who sets the events of the story into motion and is central to the conflict.


Others

Anime

  • Tobias, the "dreaded" competitive Darkrai trainer from Pokémon.

Film

  • Subverted in Diggstown with Gabriel Caine, who, while he is a con man, is still basically good and is unquestionably one of the heroes of the story.
  • Jezebel, in Jacob's Ladder.

Literature

  • Captain Ahab, named after an evil king from the Old Testament.
  • Ahab's wife Jezebel qualifies as well. In the first Kingdom Keepers book, Finn runs across a girl named Jez, who flat out admits it's short for Jezebel, from The Bible. Not being a biblical scholar, Finn fails to realize he should be worried.
  • COMMISSAR CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!, named after TWO biblical villains (Joseph Caiaphas was the high priest who had Jesus condemned to death)
  • In Isaac Asimov's Caves of Steel, our hero Elijah is married to a woman named Jezebel.

Live-Action TV

  • Lost has a lot of Biblical names. Ironically, the show's resident Magnificent Bastard is named Benjamin. This should refer to Jacob, too, now that Ben has started to turn into the real powers' Butt Monkey.
  • Carnivale, fittingly enough for a show about Biblical catastrophes and superpowered beings, has many Biblical names, but not among the villains. The only Biblical connection on the dark side is Tommy Dolan, his first name being an excellent and prophetic reference to "doubting Thomas".
  • The fourth season of Heroes featured as its Big Bad one Samuel Sullivan, a Dark Messiah who promised to lead the "specials" to a promised land where they would be free of persecution. In the Bible, Samuel is the prophet who essentially founded the Kingdom of Israel.

Newspaper Comics

Video Games

Web Comics

Western Animation

"I'm gonna name you Jesus...Ezekiel...Jesus. And that's from the Bible."


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  1. Elmer Fudd, of course, being an utterly incompetent hunter, the exact opposite of Nimrod's reputation among the Bible's authors.