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== "I'm Batman." ==
== "I'm Batman." ==


{{quote|'''Batman:''' I'm not going to kill you, but I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.<br />
{{quote|'''Batman:''' I'm not going to kill you, but I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
'''[[Mooks|Mook]]:''' [[Who Are You|What are you]]!?<br />
'''[[Mooks|Mook]]:''' [[Who Are You?|What are you]]!?<br />
'''Batman:''' ''I'm Batman.''|''[[Batman (Film)|Batman]]'' (1989) }}
'''Batman:''' ''I'm Batman.''|''[[Batman (film)|Batman]]'' (1989) }}


{{quote|"''I'm Batman.''"|'''Batman''', ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|Batman Begins]]'', to [[The Mafia|Carmine Falcone]].}}
{{quote|"''I'm Batman.''"|'''Batman''', ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|Batman Begins]]'', to [[The Mafia|Carmine Falcone]].}}


{{quote|''[[Rule of Three|I'm Batman.]]''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman Returns (Film)|Batman Returns]]'' to [[Servile Snarker|Alfred]].}}
{{quote|''[[Rule of Three|I'm Batman.]]''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman Returns]]'' to [[Servile Snarker|Alfred]].}}


{{quote|''Harvey! I'm Batman!''|'''[[Bruce Wayne Held Hostage]]''', ''[[Batman Forever (Film)|Batman Forever]]'', attempting to reveal himself to Two-Face}}
{{quote|''Harvey! I'm Batman!''|'''[[Bruce Wayne Held Hostage]]''', ''[[Batman Forever]]'', attempting to reveal himself to Two-Face}}


{{quote|''Hi Freeze! [[Running Gag|I'm Batman.]]''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman and Robin (Film)|Batman and Robin]]'', to [[An Ice Person|Mr. Freeze]].}}
{{quote|''Hi Freeze! [[Running Gag|I'm Batman.]]''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman and Robin (film)|Batman and Robin]]'', to [[An Ice Person|Mr. Freeze]].}}


{{quote|''[[I Am the Trope|I am vengeance!]] [[I Am the Trope|I am the night!]] '''I AM BATMAN!'''''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Batman the Animated Series]]'', [[It Makes Sense in Context|to]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|a blimp]].}}
{{quote|''[[I Am the Trope|I am vengeance!]] [[I Am the Trope|I am the night!]] '''I AM BATMAN!'''''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman: The Animated Series|Batman the Animated Series]]'', [[It Makes Sense in Context|to]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|a blimp]].}}


{{quote|'''Terry McGinnis:''' You're Batman!<br />
{{quote|'''Terry McGinnis:''' You're Batman!
'''Bruce Wayne:''' I '''''was''''' Batman.|''[[Batman Beyond (Animation)|Batman Beyond]]''}}
'''Bruce Wayne:''' I '''''was''''' Batman.|''[[Batman Beyond]]''}}


{{quote|'''[[The Dragon|Mr. Fixx]]:''' You're pretty strong, for some clown who thinks he's Batman.<br />
{{quote|'''[[The Dragon|Mr. Fixx]]:''' You're pretty strong, for some clown who thinks he's Batman.<br />
'''Terry McGinnis:''' ''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|I. AM. BATMAN!]]''|''[[Batman Beyond (Animation)|Batman Beyond]]''}}
'''Terry McGinnis:''' ''[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|I. AM. BATMAN!]]''|''[[Batman Beyond]]''}}


{{quote|'''Alfred:''' It seems you have discovered our little secret. Yes, I admit it. I am Batman.|''[[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Gotham Knights]]''}}
{{quote|'''Alfred:''' It seems you have discovered our little secret. Yes, I admit it. I am Batman.|''[[Batman: The Animated Series|Gotham Knights]]''}}


{{quote|''[[Overly Long Gag|I'm Batman.]]''|'''Batman''', ''[[The Batman (Animation)|The Batman]]'', to [[Dracula]]. [[It Makes Sense in Context]].}}
{{quote|''[[Overly Long Gag|I'm Batman.]]''|'''Batman''', ''[[The Batman]]'', to [[Dracula]]. [[It Makes Sense in Context]].}}


{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman the Brave And The Bold (Animation)|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]'', to the [[Mirror Universe]] [[Evil Twin|evil twins]] of The Blue Beetle and Green Arrow.}}
{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]'', to the [[Mirror Universe]] [[Evil Twin|evil twins]] of The Blue Beetle and Green Arrow.}}


{{quote|''What, are you ''dense''? Are you ''retarded'' or something? [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Anime)|Who the hell do you ''think'' I am?]] [[Memetic Mutation|I'm the Goddamn Batman.]]''|'''The Goddamn Batman''', ''[[All Star Batman and Robin]]'', to Dick Grayson, [[Insistent Terminology|age twelve]], [[Unfortunate Implications|who he has just abducted]].}}
{{quote|''What, are you ''dense''? Are you ''retarded'' or something? [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Who the hell do you ''think'' I am?]] [[Memetic Mutation|I'm the Goddamn Batman.]]''|'''The Goddamn Batman''', ''[[All Star Batman and Robin]]'', to Dick Grayson, [[Insistent Terminology|age twelve]], [[Unfortunate Implications|who he has just abducted]].}}


{{quote|''...some call me The Batman.''|'''Batman''', [[Detective Comics]] #35 (not his first appearance, but the first instance of some form of this line).}}
{{quote|''...some call me The Batman.''|'''Batman''', [[Detective Comics]] #35 (not his first appearance, but the first instance of some form of this line).}}
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{{quote|''I'm the Batman.''|'''Harvey Dent''', ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]]'', ''who is not Batman''.}}
{{quote|''I'm the Batman.''|'''Harvey Dent''', ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]]'', ''who is not Batman''.}}


{{quote|''I'm Batman!''|'''[[Robin]]''', ''[[Batman Forever (Film)|Batman Forever]].'' ''[[Captain Obvious|He is not Batman either.]]''}}
{{quote|''I'm Batman!''|'''[[Robin]]''', ''[[Batman Forever]].'' ''[[Captain Obvious|He is not Batman either.]]''}}


{{quote|''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|I! AM... BATMAN!]]''|'''[[Jim Carrey|The Riddler]]''', ''[[Batman Forever (Film)|Batman Forever]]''. [[Napoleon Delusion|Convinced he's Batman. He's not.]]}}
{{quote|''[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|I! AM... BATMAN!]]''|'''[[Jim Carrey|The Riddler]]''', ''[[Batman Forever]]''. [[Napoleon Delusion|Convinced he's Batman. He's not.]]}}


{{quote|''I'm the Batman.''|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Batman (Animation)|The Batman]]''. ''He ain't Batman, although'' ''[[Costume Copycat|he]] '''[[Costume Copycat|was]]''' [[Costume Copycat|dressed up as him]]''.}}
{{quote|''I'm the Batman.''|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Batman]]''. ''He ain't Batman, although'' ''[[Costume Copycat|he]] '''[[Costume Copycat|was]]''' [[Costume Copycat|dressed up as him]]''.}}


{{quote|''Darling, I don't have to answer to you. I'm Batman!''|''[[Batwoman|Katrina Moldoff]]'', ''[[Batman the Brave And The Bold (Animation)|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''. ''While in [[Freaky Friday Flip|Batman's body]]''. ''Besides that, [[Running Gag|she's not Batman.]]''}}
{{quote|''Darling, I don't have to answer to you. I'm Batman!''|''[[Batwoman|Katrina Moldoff]]'', ''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''. ''While in [[Freaky Friday Flip|Batman's body]]''. ''Besides that, [[Running Gag|she's not Batman.]]''}}


{{quote|'''Logical Batman Duplicate:''' I'm Batman.<br />
{{quote|'''Logical Batman Duplicate:''' I'm Batman.
'''Aggressive Batman Duplicate:''' You're not Batman! ''I'm'' Batman!!<br />
'''Aggressive Batman Duplicate:''' You're not Batman! ''I'm'' Batman!!
'''Slacker Batman Duplicate: '''Nuh-uh, [[Totally Radical|dudes]], ''I'm'' Batman! |''[[Batman the Brave And The Bold (Animation)|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''}}
'''Slacker Batman Duplicate: '''Nuh-uh, [[Totally Radical|dudes]], ''I'm'' Batman! |''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''}}


{{quote|'''Batman:''': I'm Batman.<br />
{{quote|'''Batman:''': I'm Batman.
[[Badass Adorable|Chibi Batman]]: ''Please''. Make me laugh again.<br />
[[Badass Adorable|Chibi Batman]]: ''Please''. Make me laugh again.<br />
'''Batman''': Excuse me?<br />
'''Batman''': Excuse me?<br />
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'''Batman''': Be quiet.|''Superman/Batman'' #51}}
'''Batman''': Be quiet.|''Superman/Batman'' #51}}


{{quote|'''Batman''': "You are the slinking coward who killed Thomas and Martha Wayne."<br />
{{quote|'''Batman''': "You are the slinking coward who killed Thomas and Martha Wayne."
'''Joe Chill''': "That was a lifetime ago!"<br />
'''Joe Chill''': "That was a lifetime ago!"
'''Batman''': "Yes, my lifetime. You took them without mercy or regret, and in cold blood, Chill!"<br />
'''Batman''': "Yes, my lifetime. You took them without mercy or regret, and in cold blood, Chill!"
'''Joe Chill''': "How do you know this? How could you possibly--"<br />
'''Joe Chill''': "How do you know this? How could you possibly--"
'''Batman''': "I know because I watched it happen. I know because I am the son of the man you murdered. ''[[Inverted Trope|I... am Bruce Wayne!]]''"|''[[Batman the Brave And The Bold (Animation)|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]'', "Chill of the Night"}}
'''Batman''': "I know because I watched it happen. I know because I am the son of the man you murdered. ''[[Inverted Trope|I... am Bruce Wayne!]]''"|''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]'', "Chill of the Night"}}


{{quote|''"I'm not [[Hawkman]]."''|''' {{spoiler|Batman disguised as Hawkman}}''', ''Superman/Batman #5''}}
{{quote|''"I'm not [[Hawkman]]."''|''' {{spoiler|Batman disguised as Hawkman}}''', ''Superman/Batman #5''}}
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{{quote|''"I'm Batman."''|'''Batman to [[Deadman (Comic Book)|Deadman]] {{spoiler|explaining how he figured out who Deadman was despite never having seen him}}''' , ''[[Brightest Day]] #14''. He definitely is Batman.}}
{{quote|''"I'm Batman."''|'''Batman to [[Deadman (Comic Book)|Deadman]] {{spoiler|explaining how he figured out who Deadman was despite never having seen him}}''' , ''[[Brightest Day]] #14''. He definitely is Batman.}}


{{quote|''[[Bragging Rights Reward|Achievement Unlocked]] - 10G I'm Batman.''|''[[Batman Arkham City]]'', after the Batsuit is acquired.}}
{{quote|''[[Bragging Rights Reward|Achievement Unlocked]] - 10G I'm Batman.''|''[[Batman: Arkham City]]'', after the Batsuit is acquired.}}


{{quote|'''Bruce Wayne:''' "I am Batman."<br />
{{quote|'''Bruce Wayne:''' "I am Batman."
'''Dick Grayson:''' "What?"<br />
'''Dick Grayson:''' "What?"
'''Bruce Wayne:''' "I... am... Batman."|''[[Batman Live]]''}}
'''Bruce Wayne:''' "I... am... Batman."|''[[Batman Live]]''}}


{{quote|'''Terry McGinnis''': ''I'm Batman.''<br />
{{quote|'''Terry McGinnis''': ''I'm Batman.''
'''[[Static Shock]]''': [[Sarcasm Mode|And I'm Beyoncé!]]<br />
'''[[Static Shock]]''': [[Sarcasm Mode|And I'm Beyoncé!]]<br />
''Later...''<br />
''Later...''<br />
'''Terry McGinnis (''to Bruce Wayne, about Static'')''': He says his name's [[Beyonce Knowles|Beyoncé]]!|''[[Static Shock (Animation)|Static Shock]]'', "Future Shock". [[It Makes Sense in Context]].}}
'''Terry McGinnis (''to Bruce Wayne, about Static'')''': He says his name's [[Beyonce Knowles|Beyoncé]]!|''[[Static Shock]]'', "Future Shock". [[It Makes Sense in Context]].}}




== "No, ''I'm'' Batman" (non-DC uses) ==
== "No, ''I'm'' Batman" (non-DC uses) ==
{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''Batman''', ''[[I'm a Marvel And Im ADC (Fanfic)|I'm A Marvel... And I'm A DC]]'', to the audience, and to everyone else.<ref>Only once he says "I'm A DC"</ref>}}
{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''Batman''', ''[[I'm a Marvel And I'm a DC|I'm A Marvel... And I'm A DC]]'', to the audience, and to everyone else.<ref>Only once he says "I'm A DC"</ref>}}


{{quote|''Of course I'm the real Batman. See, here's a picture of me with Robin.''|'''[[Adam West]]''', star of the 1960s series ''[[Batman (TV)|Batman]]'' and its [[Batman the Movie|movie]], [[Adam Westing]], ''[[The Simpsons (Animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}
{{quote|''Of course I'm the real Batman. See, here's a picture of me with Robin.''|'''[[Adam West]]''', star of the 1960s series ''[[Batman (TV series)|Batman]]'' and its [[Batman: The Movie|movie]], [[Adam Westing]], ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''}}


{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''[[Cloudcuckoolander|Jim Kim]]''' imagining he's Batman in the first episode of ''[[Detention]]''}}
{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''[[Cloudcuckoolander|Jim Kim]]''' imagining he's Batman in the first episode of ''[[Detention]]''}}


{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' as Batman, to every bad Bat-game he's about to pummel in his review of ''Batman'' [[The Problem With Licensed Games|video games]]. <ref>Don't worry, the Nerd is a retro gamer, and this episode was made long before ''[[Batman Arkham Asylum]]'' was released.</ref>}}
{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' as Batman, to every bad Bat-game he's about to pummel in his review of ''Batman'' [[The Problem with Licensed Games|video games]]. <ref>Don't worry, the Nerd is a retro gamer, and this episode was made long before ''[[Batman: Arkham Asylum]]'' was released.</ref>}}


{{quote|"''I'm Batman.''" (Batman cowl [[Jump Cut|appears]])|'''[[Ask That Guy With the Glasses (Web Video)|Ask That Guy]]''', answering a stupid question <!-- Note: can someone figure out which episode number that was? Cheers. -->}}
{{quote|"''I'm Batman.''" (Batman cowl [[Jump Cut|appears]])|'''[[Ask That Guy With The Glasses|Ask That Guy]]''', answering a stupid question <!-- Note: can someone figure out which episode number that was? Cheers. -->}}


{{quote|'''Dean:''' I'm Batman.<br />
{{quote|'''Dean:''' I'm Batman.
'''Sam:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah. You're Batman.]]|''[[Supernatural (TV)|Supernatural]]''. [[Actor Allusion|Nah]], [[Jensen Ackles|he's]] [[Batman Under the Red Hood|Robin II]].}}
'''Sam:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah. You're Batman.]]|''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]''. [[Actor Allusion|Nah]], [[Jensen Ackles|he's]] [[Batman: Under the Red Hood|Robin II]].}}


{{quote|''"I am the bat."''|'''Hank Venture''', ''[[The Venture Bros]]''.}}
{{quote|''"I am the bat."''|'''Hank Venture''', ''[[The Venture Bros]]''.}}


{{quote|'''Ferr:''' You are the night.<br />
{{quote|'''Ferr:''' You are the night.
'''Maxwell Adams:''' I am Batman.<br />
'''Maxwell Adams:''' I am Batman.
'''Ferr:''' You're invisible, you got the [[Grappling Hook Pistol|Hookshot]]... you're Batman.|The '''[[Freelance Astronauts]]''': ~Let's Play~ ''[[The Legend of Zelda Majoras Mask|Majora's Mask]]'' - [http://www.freelanceastronauts.com/view.php?id=478 Chapter 6-4]}}
'''Ferr:''' You're invisible, you got the [[Grappling Hook Pistol|Hookshot]]... you're Batman.|The '''[[Freelance Astronauts]]''': [[Let's Play]] ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|Majora's Mask]]'' - [http://www.freelanceastronauts.com/view.php?id=478 Chapter 6-4]}}


{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''Eric Matthews''', ''[[Boy Meets World]]''. [[Actor Allusion|He actually is]] [[Batman Beyond (Animation)|Batman]].}}
{{quote|''I'm Batman.''|'''Eric Matthews''', ''[[Boy Meets World]]''. [[Actor Allusion|He actually is]] [[Batman Beyond|Batman]].}}


{{quote|'''Victor:''' Ho--Holy...<br />
{{quote|'''Victor:''' Ho--Holy...
'''Gert:''' You're... You're...<br />
'''Gert:''' You're... You're...
'''Spider-Man:''' Yes. I'm Batman.|''[[Runaways (Comic Book)|Runaways]]''}}
'''Spider-Man:''' Yes. I'm Batman.|''[[Runaways]]''}}


{{quote|''You're not a dark and troubled soul. You're a doctor who thinks he's Batman.''|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja (Webcomic)|The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
{{quote|''You're not a dark and troubled soul. You're a doctor who thinks he's Batman.''|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}


{{quote|'''Concussed football player''': [[Trope Namer|I'm fine, let's go]]!<br />
{{quote|'''Concussed football player''': [[Trope Namer|I'm fine, let's go]]!<br />
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{{quote|Dude, the guy is a ''teacher'', not- ''(secret passage to underground lab opens)'' ...Batman...|'''Conner McKnight''', ''[[Power Rangers Dino Thunder]]'', about [[Memetic Badass|Dr. Tommy Oliver]]}}
{{quote|Dude, the guy is a ''teacher'', not- ''(secret passage to underground lab opens)'' ...Batman...|'''Conner McKnight''', ''[[Power Rangers Dino Thunder]]'', about [[Memetic Badass|Dr. Tommy Oliver]]}}


{{quote|'''Sheldon''': I couldn't become [[Green Lantern]] unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa, but given enough start-up capital and an adequate research facility, I ''could'' be Batman.<br />
{{quote|'''Sheldon''': I couldn't become [[Green Lantern]] unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa, but given enough start-up capital and an adequate research facility, I ''could'' be Batman.
'''Leonard:''' ''You'' could be Batman?<br />
'''Leonard:''' ''You'' could be Batman?
'''Sheldon:''' Sure! ''(gravelly voice)'' I'm Batman!... See?|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt91cyc27RU A typical conversation] from '''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'''}}
'''Sheldon:''' Sure! ''(gravelly voice)'' I'm Batman!... See?|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt91cyc27RU A typical conversation] from '''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'''}}


{{quote|'''Kramer''': The bus is OUTTA CONTROL! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus!<br />
{{quote|'''Kramer''': The bus is OUTTA CONTROL! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus!
'''Jerry''': Wow.<br />
'''Jerry''': Wow.
'''George:''' You're [[Batman]].<br />
'''George:''' You're [[Batman]].
'''Kramer:''' Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman!|[[Seinfeld]]}}
'''Kramer:''' Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman!|[[Seinfeld]]}}


{{quote|'''Linkara, in his Batman voice''': I'm not Batman, I'm totally not Batman... *mimicks hiding his mouth with a cape* I'm Batman.|''[[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Atop the Fourth Wall]]''}}
{{quote|'''Linkara, in his Batman voice''': I'm not Batman, I'm totally not Batman... *mimicks hiding his mouth with a cape* I'm Batman.|''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]''}}


{{quote|''"I'm Batman. And I can [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|breathe in space.]]"''|'''[[Shortpacked (Webcomic)|Shortpacked]]'''}}
{{quote|''"I'm Batman. And I can [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|breathe in space.]]"''|'''[[Shortpacked]]'''}}


{{quote|''"Might as well come clean: I am Batman. [J]"''|'''Jeff''', ''[[Everyman HYBRID]]'', [[Ascended Meme|confirming]] one of the fandom's [[Memetic Mutation|theories]] via Twitter.}}
{{quote|''"Might as well come clean: I am Batman. [J]"''|'''Jeff''', ''[[Everyman HYBRID]]'', [[Ascended Meme|confirming]] one of the fandom's [[Memetic Mutation|theories]] via Twitter.}}
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{{quote|''"If I were to go on [[The Other Wiki|there]] and write that, I don't know, I'm Batman, how long would I legitimately be Batman?"''|[[The Daily Show|Jon Stewart]], to [[The Other Wiki|Jimmy Wales]]. As of January 5, 2011, there are no reliable sources to confirm that he is.}}
{{quote|''"If I were to go on [[The Other Wiki|there]] and write that, I don't know, I'm Batman, how long would I legitimately be Batman?"''|[[The Daily Show|Jon Stewart]], to [[The Other Wiki|Jimmy Wales]]. As of January 5, 2011, there are no reliable sources to confirm that he is.}}


{{quote|'''[[Batman]]''': I'm Batman.<br />
{{quote|'''[[Batman]]''': I'm Batman.
'''[[Superman]]''': I know you are.<br />
'''[[Superman]]''': I know you are.
'''Batman''': It's what I do.<br />
'''Batman''': It's what I do.
'''Superman''': I know. You say that ''[[Lampshade Hanging|a lot]]''.<br />
'''Superman''': I know. You say that ''[[Lampshade Hanging|a lot]]''.<br />
'''Batman''': [[Utility Belt|I carry things on my belt]]. [[Overly Long Gag|Cause I’m Batman]].<br />
'''Batman''': [[Utility Belt|I carry things on my belt]]. [[Overly Long Gag|Cause I’m Batman]].<br />
'''Superman''': ...Dude, it's cool.|[[How It Should Have Ended (Web Animation)|How Superman Should Have Ended]]}}
'''Superman''': ...Dude, it's cool.|[[How It Should Have Ended|How Superman Should Have Ended]]}}


{{quote|'''Superman''': But dude, you know what I would've done?<br />
{{quote|'''Superman''': But dude, you know what I would've done?
'''Batman''': Oh, I don't know, probably just-<br />
'''Batman''': Oh, I don't know, probably just-
'''Superman and Batman simultaneously''': ''Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions!''<br />
'''Superman and Batman simultaneously''': ''Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions!''
'''Superman''': Exactly!<br />
'''Superman''': Exactly!
'''Batman''': Yeah, well, I can't do those things. [[Shut UP, Hannibal|Because I'm not an super-bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity]]. But you know what I ''can'' do?<br />
'''Batman''': Yeah, well, I can't do those things. [[Shut UP, Hannibal|Because I'm not an super-bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity]]. But you know what I ''can'' do?<br />
'''Superman''': What's that?<br />
'''Superman''': What's that?<br />
'''Batman''': ''Make an incredibly awesome movie!'' ...You know why?<br />
'''Batman''': ''Make an incredibly awesome movie!'' ...You know why?<br />
'''Superman''': [Resigned] Because you're Bat-<br />
'''Superman''': [Resigned] Because you're Bat-<br />
'''Batman''': '''Because I'm Batman'''!|[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]] Parody, '''[[How It Should Have Ended (Web Animation)|How It Should Have Ended]]'''}}
'''Batman''': '''Because I'm Batman'''!|[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]] Parody, '''[[How It Should Have Ended]]'''}}


{{quote|'''Superman''': Dude, I catch falling planes in mid-air every other week.<br />
{{quote|'''Superman''': Dude, I catch falling planes in mid-air every other week.
'''Batman''': ... And I'm Batman.|''How [[Captain America the First Avenger|Captain America]] [[How It Should Have Ended (Web Animation)|Should Have Ended]]''}}
'''Batman''': ... And I'm Batman.|''How [[Captain America: The First Avenger|Captain America]] [[How It Should Have Ended|Should Have Ended]]''}}


{{quote|''"I'm Batman."''|'''[[Daffy Duck]]''', ''[[The Looney Tunes Show]]''}}
{{quote|''"I'm Batman."''|'''[[Daffy Duck]]''', ''[[The Looney Tunes Show]]''}}
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{{quote|''"What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman."''|'''[[Warren Ellis]]'''}}
{{quote|''"What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman."''|'''[[Warren Ellis]]'''}}


{{quote|''"Hello. I'm Batman. I remember it, because I'm Batman."''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]'''}}
{{quote|''"Hello. I'm Batman. I remember it, because I'm Batman."''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'''}}


{{quote|'''[[Batman]]''': Hey, guess what.<br />
{{quote|'''[[Batman]]''': Hey, guess what.
'''[[Batman Arkham Asylum|Dr. Young]]''': What now?<br />
'''[[Batman: Arkham Asylum|Dr. Young]]''': What now?<br />
'''Batman''': Could you ask that again, using a complete sentence with more words?<br />
'''Batman''': Could you ask that again, using a complete sentence with more words?<br />
'''Dr. Young''': (Groans) What do you want this-<br />
'''Dr. Young''': (Groans) What do you want this-<br />
'''Batman''': I'M BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!|'''[[Sanity Not Included]]'''}}
'''Batman''': I'M BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!|'''[[Sanity Not Included]]'''}}


{{quote|'''Pinky''': Who the fuck just hit me?<br />
{{quote|'''Pinky''': Who the fuck just hit me?
'''Black Belt Jones''': Batman, motherfucker!|'''Black Belt Jones'''}}
'''Black Belt Jones''': Batman, motherfucker!|'''Black Belt Jones'''}}


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== Everything else ==
== Everything else ==


{{quote|'''Bruce Wayne''': ''Dad's estate left me wealthy. I am ready...but first I must have a disguise. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a ''creature of the night'', black, terrible...a...a...''<br />
{{quote|'''Bruce Wayne''': ''Dad's estate left me wealthy. I am ready...but first I must have a disguise. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a ''creature of the night'', black, terrible...a...a...''
- ''As if in response, a huge bat flies in the open window!''<br />
- ''As if in response, a huge bat flies in the open window!''
'''Bruce Wayne''': ''A bat! That's it! It's an omen. I shall become a '''BAT!'''''<br />
'''Bruce Wayne''': ''A bat! That's it! It's an omen. I shall become a '''BAT!'''''
- ''And thus is born this weird creature of the dark...this avenger of evil; ''' 'The Batman' ''' ''|The original origin of the Batman, ''Detective Comics'' #33.}}
- ''And thus is born this weird creature of the dark...this avenger of evil; ''' 'The Batman' ''' ''|The original origin of the Batman, ''Detective Comics'' #33.}}


{{quote|'''[[Wonder Woman]]:''' Circumstances asides, it was kind of enjoyable being a kid again.<br />
{{quote|'''[[Wonder Woman]]:''' Circumstances asides, it was kind of enjoyable being a kid again.
'''Batman:''' I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.|''[[Justice League]] Unlimited'', "Kid Stuff"}}
'''Batman:''' I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.|''[[Justice League]] Unlimited'', "Kid Stuff"}}


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{{quote|''Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. [[For the Evulz|Some men just want to watch the world burn.]]''|'''Alfred Pennyworth''' on [[The Joker]], ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]]''}}
{{quote|''Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. [[For the Evulz|Some men just want to watch the world burn.]]''|'''Alfred Pennyworth''' on [[The Joker]], ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]]''}}


{{quote|''Tell me something me friend, did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?''|'''The Joker''', ''[[Batman (Film)|Batman]]''}}
{{quote|''Tell me something me friend, did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?''|'''The Joker''', ''[[Batman (film)|Batman]]''}}


{{quote|'''Penguin:''' ''You don't really think you'll '''win''', do you?''<br />
{{quote|'''Penguin:''' ''You don't really think you'll '''win''', do you?''
'''Batman:''' ''[[Ironic Echo|Things change]].''|''Batman Returns''}}
'''Batman:''' ''[[Ironic Echo|Things change]].''|''Batman Returns''}}


{{quote|''How about a magic trick? I'm going to [[Eye Scream|make this pencil disappear]].''|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]]''}}
{{quote|''How about a magic trick? I'm going to [[Eye Scream|make this pencil disappear]].''|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]]''}}


{{quote|''7 million. Never leave the cave without it.''|'''Batman''', [[Ruined FOREVER|using his Bat Credit Card,]] ''[[Batman and Robin (Film)|Batman and Robin]]''}}
{{quote|''7 million. Never leave the cave without it.''|'''Batman''', [[Ruined FOREVER|using his Bat Credit Card,]] ''[[Batman and Robin (film)|Batman and Robin]]''}}


{{quote|''People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. It's never been like that. I chose this life. On any given day, I could stop.'' '''''Today isn't that day. Tomorrow won't be either.'''''|'''Batman''', ''[[Identity Crisis]]''}}
{{quote|''People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. It's never been like that. I chose this life. On any given day, I could stop.'' '''''Today isn't that day. Tomorrow won't be either.'''''|'''Batman''', ''[[Identity Crisis]]''}}
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{{quote|''All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.''|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Killing Joke]]''}}
{{quote|''All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.''|'''[[The Joker]]''', ''[[The Killing Joke]]''}}


{{quote|''Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman the Movie]]''}}
{{quote|''Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman: The Movie]]''}}


{{quote|''"My world goes crazy sometimes."''|'''Batman''', ''[[Detective Comics]] #475''}}
{{quote|''"My world goes crazy sometimes."''|'''Batman''', ''[[Detective Comics]] #475''}}
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{{quote|''"By the '''gods!''' You pursue me past your '''dying...!''' Are you '''man--''' Or fiend from hell?"''|'''Ra's al Ghul''' ''(who really shouldn't be so shocked by resurrection), Batman #244''}}
{{quote|''"By the '''gods!''' You pursue me past your '''dying...!''' Are you '''man--''' Or fiend from hell?"''|'''Ra's al Ghul''' ''(who really shouldn't be so shocked by resurrection), Batman #244''}}


{{quote|''"Yet we're linked, you and I. Like comedy and tragedy. Two sides, same coin."''|'''[[The Joker]]''' to Batman, ''[[The Batman (Animation)|The Batman]]'', "The Bat In The Belfry"}}
{{quote|''"Yet we're linked, you and I. Like comedy and tragedy. Two sides, same coin."''|'''[[The Joker]]''' to Batman, ''[[The Batman]]'', "The Bat In The Belfry"}}


{{quote|''"It wasn't the '''money''' I wanted. It wasn't the '''action''' I sought. I just liked the '''attention.'''"''|'''The Riddler''', ''Detective Comics Annual'' #8, on why he is who he is. }}
{{quote|''"It wasn't the '''money''' I wanted. It wasn't the '''action''' I sought. I just liked the '''attention.'''"''|'''The Riddler''', ''Detective Comics Annual'' #8, on why he is who he is. }}
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{{quote|''I made a promise on the grave of my parents to rid this city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthrophist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me...'''BATMAN''' ''|...and circa ''Hush'' by [[Jeph Loeb]].}}
{{quote|''I made a promise on the grave of my parents to rid this city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthrophist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me...'''BATMAN''' ''|...and circa ''Hush'' by [[Jeph Loeb]].}}


{{quote|'''Mr. Freeze:''' Tonight I mean to pay back the man who ruined my life...''our'' lives...<br />
{{quote|'''Mr. Freeze:''' Tonight I mean to pay back the man who ruined my life...''our'' lives...
'''Batman:''' Even if you have to kill everyone in the building to do it?<br />
'''Batman:''' Even if you have to kill everyone in the building to do it?
'''Mr. Freeze:''' *nods* Think of it, Batman. To never again walk on a summer's day with a hot wind in your face, [[Tear Jerker|and a warm hand to hold]]...oh yes. I'd ''kill'' for that.|"Heart of Ice", ''[[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Batman: The Animated Series]]''}}
'''Mr. Freeze:''' *nods* Think of it, Batman. To never again walk on a summer's day with a hot wind in your face, [[Tear Jerker|and a warm hand to hold]]...oh yes. I'd ''kill'' for that.|"Heart of Ice", ''[[Batman: The Animated Series]]''}}


{{quote|''"There are times when I, too, disagree with Master Bruce's decisions. And when that happens, there's something I do that never fails to lift my spirits. I disobey him."''|'''Alfred''', ''[[The Batman (Animation)|The Batman]]'', "The Joining"}}
{{quote|''"There are times when I, too, disagree with Master Bruce's decisions. And when that happens, there's something I do that never fails to lift my spirits. I disobey him."''|'''Alfred''', ''[[The Batman]]'', "The Joining"}}


{{quote|'''Harley:''' There's one thing I gotta know: why'd you stay with me all day? Risking your life for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?<br />
{{quote|'''Harley:''' There's one thing I gotta know: why'd you stay with me all day? Risking your life for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?
'''Batman:''' I know what it's like to try and rebuild a life. ''(gives her the dress she paid for)'' I had a bad day too, once.<br />
'''Batman:''' I know what it's like to try and rebuild a life. ''(gives her the dress she paid for)'' I had a bad day too, once.
'''Harley:'''...Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days. (kisses him on the cheek, turns away - then plants one on him)''|"Harley's Holiday" }}
'''Harley:'''...Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days. (kisses him on the cheek, turns away - then plants one on him)''|"Harley's Holiday" }}


{{quote|'''Ace:''' When I was little, Cadmus used to make me play all kinds of games. They'd strap me into their machines and poke wires into my brain, "Ace, can you move this object with your mind?" ''(uproots a tree and launches it into the sky)'' Yeah. I can move it. They weren't really games, you know. They were training me, turning me into a weapon - for 'justice', they said. They got their weapon. I got cheated out of my childhood.<br />
{{quote|'''Ace:''' When I was little, Cadmus used to make me play all kinds of games. They'd strap me into their machines and poke wires into my brain, "Ace, can you move this object with your mind?" ''(uproots a tree and launches it into the sky)'' Yeah. I can move it. They weren't really games, you know. They were training me, turning me into a weapon - for 'justice', they said. They got their weapon. I got cheated out of my childhood.
'''Batman:''' I know what that's like.<br />
'''Batman:''' I know what that's like.
'''Ace:''' You do, don't you? ''(smiles)'' You don't have to answer. I've read your mind. That's how I knew you weren't going to use Mrs Waller's weapon on me.<br />
'''Ace:''' You do, don't you? ''(smiles)'' You don't have to answer. I've read your mind. That's how I knew you weren't going to use Mrs Waller's weapon on me.
'''Batman:''' No. I wasn't. ''(drops Waller's kill-switch)''<br />
'''Batman:''' No. I wasn't. ''(drops Waller's kill-switch)''
'''Ace:''' You were going to try and talk me into fixing what I've changed...before I die.<br />
'''Ace:''' You were going to try and talk me into fixing what I've changed...before I die.
'''Batman:''' Yes.<br />
'''Batman:''' Yes.
'''Ace:'''...I'm dying very soon.<br />
'''Ace:'''...I'm dying very soon.
'''Batman:''' Yes. I'm sorry.<br />
'''Batman:''' Yes. I'm sorry.
'''Ace:''' (quietly, tears in her eyes) Would you stay with me? I'm scared.<br />
'''Ace:''' (quietly, tears in her eyes) Would you stay with me? I'm scared.
''(Batman sits next to her and takes her hand)''|''[[Justice League (Animation)|Justice League]]'', "Epilogue"}}
''(Batman sits next to her and takes her hand)''|''[[Justice League (animation)|Justice League]]'', "Epilogue"}}


{{quote|'''Bruce:''' You don't know the first thing about the American justice system, do you?<br />
{{quote|'''Bruce:''' You don't know the first thing about the American justice system, do you?
'''Tim:''' I know it's bogus.<br />
'''Tim:''' I know it's bogus.
'''Bruce:''' And how did you come to that well-thought-out conclusion?<br />
'''Bruce:''' And how did you come to that well-thought-out conclusion?
'''Tim:''' Watching you.<br />
'''Tim:''' Watching you.
'''Bruce:'''...|''[[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Batman the Animated Series]]''}}
'''Bruce:'''...|''[[Batman: The Animated Series|Batman the Animated Series]]''}}


{{quote|'''Batman:''' I imagine this is a unique opportunity for you. It must be odd for you to have the chance to catalog new levels of physical discomfort, as you rarely experience them.<br />
{{quote|'''Batman:''' I imagine this is a unique opportunity for you. It must be odd for you to have the chance to catalog new levels of physical discomfort, as you rarely experience them.
'''Superman:''' What kind of masochist keeps track of the different kinds of pain they've -<br />
'''Superman:''' What kind of masochist keeps track of the different kinds of pain they've -
'''Batman:''' Four hundred and ninety-six by my last count.|''[[Green Arrow]]'': ''[[Kevin Smith (Creator)|Quiver]]''}}
'''Batman:''' Four hundred and ninety-six by my last count.|''[[Green Arrow]]'': ''[[Kevin Smith|Quiver]]''}}


{{quote|'''Batman:''' (on making Robin his sidekick at age ''nine'') Robin needed to help bring the man who murdered his family to justice. <br />
{{quote|'''Batman:''' (on making Robin his sidekick at age ''nine'') Robin needed to help bring the man who murdered his family to justice.
'''Wonder Woman:''' So he could turn out like you?<br />
'''Wonder Woman:''' So he could turn out like you?
'''Batman:'''...So that he wouldn't.|''[[Young Justice (Animation)|Young Justice]]''}}
'''Batman:'''...So that he wouldn't.|''[[Young Justice (animation)|Young Justice]]''}}


{{quote|''"Of [[The Adjectival Superhero|all the descriptive names of all the things people say when they hear a hero in action]], The Amazing Spiderman, The Incredible Hulk, The Invincible Iron Man, the only descriptive word for this guy is 'The God-damn Batman!"''|''[[SF Debris]]'' on ''[[The Dark Knight Saga (Film)|The Dark Knight]]''}}
{{quote|''"Of [[The Adjectival Superhero|all the descriptive names of all the things people say when they hear a hero in action]], The Amazing Spiderman, The Incredible Hulk, The Invincible Iron Man, the only descriptive word for this guy is 'The God-damn Batman!"''|''[[SF Debris]]'' on ''[[The Dark Knight Saga|The Dark Knight]]''}}


{{quote|'''Bruce Wayne''': Yes, father. I shall become a bat.|'''[[Batman: Year One]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Bruce Wayne''': Yes, father. I shall become a bat.|'''[[Batman: Year One]]'''}}


{{quote|'''Bat-Mite''': Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, [[Batman the Brave And The Bold (Animation)|this]] is a [[Lighter and Softer|lighter incarnation]], but is certainly [[Alternate Character Interpretation|no less valid]] and true to the character's roots as the [[Darker and Edgier|tortured avenger]], [[Batman Beyond Return of the Joker (Animation)|crying out for mommy and daddy.]]|''A [[Take That|rebuttal]] to angry fans of [[Batman: The Animated Series (Animation)|Batman the Animated Series]]'', '''[[Batman the Brave And The Bold (Animation)|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''', '''Legends Of The Dark Mite'''}}
{{quote|'''Bat-Mite''': Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, [[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|this]] is a [[Lighter and Softer|lighter incarnation]], but is certainly [[Alternate Character Interpretation|no less valid]] and true to the character's roots as the [[Darker and Edgier|tortured avenger]], [[Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker|crying out for mommy and daddy.]]|''A [[Take That|rebuttal]] to angry fans of [[Batman: The Animated Series|Batman the Animated Series]]'', '''[[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''', '''Legends Of The Dark Mite'''}}


== One more for the road ==
== One more for the road ==


{{quote|'''Batman:''' [[Overused Running Gag|I'm Batman.]]<br />
{{quote|'''Batman:''' [[Overused Running Gag|I'm Batman.]]<br />
'''Robin:''' '''''I KNOW!'''''|''[[Shortpacked (Webcomic)|Shortpacked]]''}}
'''Robin:''' '''''I KNOW!'''''|''[[Shortpacked]]''}}


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"I'm Batman."

Batman: I'm not going to kill you, but I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Mook: What are you!?

Batman: I'm Batman.
Batman (1989)
"I'm Batman."
Harvey! I'm Batman!
Bruce Wayne Held Hostage, Batman Forever, attempting to reveal himself to Two-Face
Hi Freeze! I'm Batman.

Terry McGinnis: You're Batman!

Bruce Wayne: I was Batman.

Mr. Fixx: You're pretty strong, for some clown who thinks he's Batman.

Terry McGinnis: I. AM. BATMAN!
Alfred: It seems you have discovered our little secret. Yes, I admit it. I am Batman.
I'm Batman.
Batman, Batman the Brave And The Bold, to the Mirror Universe evil twins of The Blue Beetle and Green Arrow.
What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman.
The Goddamn Batman, All Star Batman and Robin, to Dick Grayson, age twelve, who he has just abducted.
...some call me The Batman.
Batman, Detective Comics #35 (not his first appearance, but the first instance of some form of this line).
I'm the Batman.
Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight, who is not Batman.
I'm the Batman.
The Joker, The Batman. He ain't Batman, although he was dressed up as him.
Darling, I don't have to answer to you. I'm Batman!

Logical Batman Duplicate: I'm Batman.
Aggressive Batman Duplicate: You're not Batman! I'm Batman!!

Slacker Batman Duplicate: Nuh-uh, dudes, I'm Batman!

Batman:: I'm Batman.
Chibi Batman: Please. Make me laugh again.

Batman: Excuse me?

Chibi Batman: I'm the goshdarn Batma--

Batman: Be quiet.
Superman/Batman #51

Batman: "You are the slinking coward who killed Thomas and Martha Wayne."
Joe Chill: "That was a lifetime ago!"
Batman: "Yes, my lifetime. You took them without mercy or regret, and in cold blood, Chill!"
Joe Chill: "How do you know this? How could you possibly--"

Batman: "I know because I watched it happen. I know because I am the son of the man you murdered. I... am Bruce Wayne!"
Batman the Brave And The Bold, "Chill of the Night"
"I'm not Hawkman."
Batman disguised as Hawkman, Superman/Batman #5
"I'm the Batman."
Batman, Batman: Death Mask
"I'm Batman."
Dick Grayson, establishing himself as the new Batman, Batman and Robin #3
"I'm Batman."
The Archivist-Bruce fusion, so we'll let you decide if he is Batman or not, Return of Bruce Wayne #6
"I'm Batman."
Batman to Deadman explaining how he figured out who Deadman was despite never having seen him , Brightest Day #14. He definitely is Batman.
Achievement Unlocked - 10G I'm Batman.
Batman: Arkham City, after the Batsuit is acquired.

Bruce Wayne: "I am Batman."
Dick Grayson: "What?"

Bruce Wayne: "I... am... Batman."

Terry McGinnis: I'm Batman.
Static Shock: And I'm Beyoncé!

Later...

Terry McGinnis (to Bruce Wayne, about Static): He says his name's Beyoncé!


"No, I'm Batman" (non-DC uses)

I'm Batman.
Batman, I'm A Marvel... And I'm A DC, to the audience, and to everyone else.[1]
Of course I'm the real Batman. See, here's a picture of me with Robin.
Adam West, star of the 1960s series Batman and its movie, Adam Westing, The Simpsons
I'm Batman.
Jim Kim imagining he's Batman in the first episode of Detention
I'm Batman.
The Angry Video Game Nerd as Batman, to every bad Bat-game he's about to pummel in his review of Batman video games. [2]
"I'm Batman." (Batman cowl appears)
Ask That Guy, answering a stupid question

Dean: I'm Batman.

Sam: Yeah. You're Batman.
"I am the bat."
Hank Venture, The Venture Bros.

Ferr: You are the night.
Maxwell Adams: I am Batman.
Ferr: You're invisible, you got the Hookshot... you're Batman.

I'm Batman.

Victor: Ho--Holy...
Gert: You're... You're...

Spider-Man: Yes. I'm Batman.
You're not a dark and troubled soul. You're a doctor who thinks he's Batman.

Concussed football player: I'm fine, let's go!

Coach: Hold on, where are you?

Football player: I'm in New York.

Coach: Who am I?

Football player(grinning): You're the coach.

Coach: And who are you?

Football player: ...I'm Batman.

Coach: Sit down.

"Batman": You don't understand, I'm Batman!

Dude, the guy is a teacher, not- (secret passage to underground lab opens) ...Batman...
Conner McKnight, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, about Dr. Tommy Oliver

Sheldon: I couldn't become Green Lantern unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa, but given enough start-up capital and an adequate research facility, I could be Batman.
Leonard: You could be Batman?
Sheldon: Sure! (gravelly voice) I'm Batman!... See?

Kramer: The bus is OUTTA CONTROL! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus!
Jerry: Wow.
George: You're Batman.

Kramer: Yeah. Yeah, I am Batman!
Linkara, in his Batman voice: I'm not Batman, I'm totally not Batman... *mimicks hiding his mouth with a cape* I'm Batman.
"I'm Batman. And I can breathe in space."
"Might as well come clean: I am Batman. [J]"
Jeff, Everyman HYBRID, confirming one of the fandom's theories via Twitter.
"If I were to go on there and write that, I don't know, I'm Batman, how long would I legitimately be Batman?"
Jon Stewart, to Jimmy Wales. As of January 5, 2011, there are no reliable sources to confirm that he is.

Batman: I'm Batman.
Superman: I know you are.
Batman: It's what I do.
Superman: I know. You say that a lot.

Batman: I carry things on my belt. Cause I’m Batman.

Superman: ...Dude, it's cool.

Superman: But dude, you know what I would've done?
Batman: Oh, I don't know, probably just-
Superman and Batman simultaneously: Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions!
Superman: Exactly!
Batman: Yeah, well, I can't do those things. Because I'm not an super-bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity. But you know what I can do?

Superman: What's that?

Batman: Make an incredibly awesome movie! ...You know why?

Superman: [Resigned] Because you're Bat-

Batman: Because I'm Batman!

Superman: Dude, I catch falling planes in mid-air every other week.

Batman: ... And I'm Batman.
"Oh, I'm Batman."
Homestar Runner attempting to make a crank call to Marzipan
"What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman."
"Hello. I'm Batman. I remember it, because I'm Batman."

Batman: Hey, guess what.
Dr. Young: What now?

Batman: Could you ask that again, using a complete sentence with more words?

Dr. Young: (Groans) What do you want this-

Batman: I'M BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Pinky: Who the fuck just hit me?

Black Belt Jones: Batman, motherfucker!
Black Belt Jones
"I'm Batman."
TV Tropes



Everything else

Bruce Wayne: Dad's estate left me wealthy. I am ready...but first I must have a disguise. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible...a...a...
- As if in response, a huge bat flies in the open window!
Bruce Wayne: A bat! That's it! It's an omen. I shall become a BAT!

- And thus is born this weird creature of the dark...this avenger of evil; 'The Batman'
—The original origin of the Batman, Detective Comics #33.

Wonder Woman: Circumstances asides, it was kind of enjoyable being a kid again.

Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.
Justice League Unlimited, "Kid Stuff"
Am I blue? / Am I blue? / Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you...
It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
Batman, Batman Begins
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Alfred Pennyworth on The Joker, The Dark Knight
Tell me something me friend, did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
The Joker, Batman

Penguin: You don't really think you'll win, do you?

Batman: Things change.
Batman Returns
How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear.
7 million. Never leave the cave without it.
People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. It's never been like that. I chose this life. On any given day, I could stop. Today isn't that day. Tomorrow won't be either.
Batman, Identity Crisis
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
"My world goes crazy sometimes."
Batman, Detective Comics #475
"By the gods! You pursue me past your dying...! Are you man-- Or fiend from hell?"
Ra's al Ghul (who really shouldn't be so shocked by resurrection), Batman #244
"Yet we're linked, you and I. Like comedy and tragedy. Two sides, same coin."
The Joker to Batman, The Batman, "The Bat In The Belfry"
"It wasn't the money I wanted. It wasn't the action I sought. I just liked the attention."
The Riddler, Detective Comics Annual #8, on why he is who he is.
"Why are we doing this? Because we are now two faces. One good, the other bad. Half-and-half. Fifty fifty. Opposite and equal. And we're deadlocked. When that happens... we let the coin decide."
Two-Face, Batman Annual #14, explaining his philosophy as he holds a gun to his abusive father. The coin comes good-heads up just as Batman barges in.
Red Robin: Bruce, you're Batman. You've lost your memory somehow, but you're this rich guy who dresses up in a costume to scare bad guys.
Return of Bruce Wayne #6. Robin brings it back to first principles for us.
An almost legendary figure, the cowled shadow of The Batman prowls through the night, preying upon the criminal parasite like the winged creature whose name he has adopted!
—The standard tagline accompanying each Batman front page, circa Strange Apparitions...
I made a promise on the grave of my parents to rid this city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthrophist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me...BATMAN
—...and circa Hush by Jeph Loeb.

Mr. Freeze: Tonight I mean to pay back the man who ruined my life...our lives...
Batman: Even if you have to kill everyone in the building to do it?

Mr. Freeze: *nods* Think of it, Batman. To never again walk on a summer's day with a hot wind in your face, and a warm hand to hold...oh yes. I'd kill for that.
—"Heart of Ice", Batman: The Animated Series
"There are times when I, too, disagree with Master Bruce's decisions. And when that happens, there's something I do that never fails to lift my spirits. I disobey him."
Alfred, The Batman, "The Joining"

Harley: There's one thing I gotta know: why'd you stay with me all day? Risking your life for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?
Batman: I know what it's like to try and rebuild a life. (gives her the dress she paid for) I had a bad day too, once.

Harley:...Nice guys like you shouldn't have bad days. (kisses him on the cheek, turns away - then plants one on him)
—"Harley's Holiday"

Ace: When I was little, Cadmus used to make me play all kinds of games. They'd strap me into their machines and poke wires into my brain, "Ace, can you move this object with your mind?" (uproots a tree and launches it into the sky) Yeah. I can move it. They weren't really games, you know. They were training me, turning me into a weapon - for 'justice', they said. They got their weapon. I got cheated out of my childhood.
Batman: I know what that's like.
Ace: You do, don't you? (smiles) You don't have to answer. I've read your mind. That's how I knew you weren't going to use Mrs Waller's weapon on me.
Batman: No. I wasn't. (drops Waller's kill-switch)
Ace: You were going to try and talk me into fixing what I've changed...before I die.
Batman: Yes.
Ace:...I'm dying very soon.
Batman: Yes. I'm sorry.
Ace: (quietly, tears in her eyes) Would you stay with me? I'm scared.

(Batman sits next to her and takes her hand)
Justice League, "Epilogue"

Bruce: You don't know the first thing about the American justice system, do you?
Tim: I know it's bogus.
Bruce: And how did you come to that well-thought-out conclusion?
Tim: Watching you.

Bruce:...

Batman: I imagine this is a unique opportunity for you. It must be odd for you to have the chance to catalog new levels of physical discomfort, as you rarely experience them.
Superman: What kind of masochist keeps track of the different kinds of pain they've -

Batman: Four hundred and ninety-six by my last count.

Batman: (on making Robin his sidekick at age nine) Robin needed to help bring the man who murdered his family to justice.
Wonder Woman: So he could turn out like you?

Batman:...So that he wouldn't.
"Of all the descriptive names of all the things people say when they hear a hero in action, The Amazing Spiderman, The Incredible Hulk, The Invincible Iron Man, the only descriptive word for this guy is 'The God-damn Batman!"
Bruce Wayne: Yes, father. I shall become a bat.
Bat-Mite: Batman's rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but is certainly no less valid and true to the character's roots as the tortured avenger, crying out for mommy and daddy.
A rebuttal to angry fans of Batman the Animated Series, Batman the Brave And The Bold, Legends Of The Dark Mite

One more for the road

Batman: I'm Batman.

Robin: I KNOW!
  1. Only once he says "I'm A DC"
  2. Don't worry, the Nerd is a retro gamer, and this episode was made long before Batman: Arkham Asylum was released.