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'''Jon:''' '''''Really?''''' I've ''never'' heard anyone say they've enjoyed Rat Race. |
'''Jon:''' '''''Really?''''' I've ''never'' heard anyone say they've enjoyed Rat Race. |
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'''Achievement Unlocked: {{smallcaps|[[Stockholm Syndrome]]}}''': [[I Think You Broke Him|Battletoads broke him]] }} |
'''Achievement Unlocked: {{smallcaps|[[Stockholm Syndrome]]}}''': [[I Think You Broke Him|Battletoads broke him]] }} |
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** There's also this charming [[ |
** There's also this charming [[Alliteration|Rat Race-related]] exchange: |
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{{quote|'''NCS:''' ''Dude''! Stupid gas things! [[It Makes Sense in Context|Quit farting in my face!]]<br /> |
{{quote|'''NCS:''' ''Dude''! Stupid gas things! [[It Makes Sense in Context|Quit farting in my face!]]<br /> |
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'''Pcull:''' [[Gasshole|You like it, Tim.]] Don't deny it. <br /> |
'''Pcull:''' [[Gasshole|You like it, Tim.]] Don't deny it. <br /> |
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{{quote|'''Pcull:''' NO! He went behind me and then rammed me in the butt -- that's what she said. }} |
{{quote|'''Pcull:''' NO! He went behind me and then rammed me in the butt -- that's what she said. }} |
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* 'This game stops sobriety...' |
* 'This game stops sobriety...' |
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{{quote|'''Jon:''' [[Nintendo Hard|Times like]] [[Classic Video Game Screw |
{{quote|'''Jon:''' [[Nintendo Hard|Times like]] [[Classic Video Game "Screw You"s|this]], I wish I drank...}} |
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* SuperJeenius's mind wanders late into the run. |
* SuperJeenius's mind wanders late into the run. |
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{{quote|'''Jeenius:''' I really wish Battletoads was porn right now. |
{{quote|'''Jeenius:''' I really wish Battletoads was porn right now. |
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* [[It Makes Sense in Context|The dubstep of the past.]] |
* [[It Makes Sense in Context|The dubstep of the past.]] |
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{{quote|'''Kelekin:''' Wubwubwubwubwubwubwub-- igloo!}} |
{{quote|'''Kelekin:''' Wubwubwubwubwubwubwub-- igloo!}} |
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* Both Jon and Kelekin making up [[ |
* Both Jon and Kelekin making up [[Alliteration|alliterative titles]] for the Alphabet World representatives. |
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{{quote|'''Kelekin:''' Energy efficient Elephant! |
{{quote|'''Kelekin:''' Energy efficient Elephant! |
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'''Jon:''' F. Freakin' fish. |
'''Jon:''' F. Freakin' fish. |
Revision as of 05:44, 28 December 2014
This is a page for funny moments from Proton Jon's videos on his own channel. For funny Runaway Guys moments, see the Runaway Guys page.
From his Kaizo Mario World LP:
- Jon's playthrough of Kaizo Mario World Special Stage 2 has his famous reaction to the "Kaizo Trap":
Jon: ...oh, what?!... WHAT?! WHAAAT?! ...What the fuck? What the fuck? What...the...fuck? What the...(bursts into tears) Are you serious?! |
- "Alright, what have we got? We got -- a hundred seconds?! Oh, mother fuck, this is not gonna be good!"
- "I'm not sleeping tonight, guys; this is my nightmare sound."
- "Move faster, Pokey! Faster! FASTER! For the love of God, Faster!"
- "Jump! Jump you... fuckin' football player! MEGAMAN! JUMP MEGAMAN!"
- "Catch. *dies* Catch. *dies* Catch. *dies* Ca.. don't catch death! Stop catching death!"
- "For the love of Batman. JUMP!"
- "BILL COSBY! IS ANGRY! STIMPY! I NEED... SPACKLE!"
- "Not gonna mess up. Not gonna fuck this up." *dies, loads state* "You didn't see that."
- "Drillstomp!...360!...Kickflip McTwist!...Christ Air!...900!...I'm already out of Tony Hawk moves."
- "Go, go, go, go, Mario! I'm-a Mario!"
- From his playthrough of Special Stage 4: No matter how many times we've seen it, it still never gets old.
- "OH WHAT THE HELLL!?!?!?!?!?" (After making it across three Thwomps and something crushes him out of nowhere.)
- Even before that: "Hop. Slight hop. Mega hop!" *Dies* "Sliiight -" *Dies* "Sliight - Mega Man!" (succeeds) "Did it."
- And when the mid-level save drops him into a pit.
- "OH WHAT THE HELLL!?!?!?!?!?" (After making it across three Thwomps and something crushes him out of nowhere.)
WHA.A.A.T??? |
- "HOLY FUCK!!!"
- "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudgeicles!"
From some of his other Super Mario World ROM Hack LPs:
- Two Words: "Death Water!"
- "Have I said Death Water enough tonight?"
- "Death Water: The Movie, featuring Led Zeppelin as Death Water's Son! How a whole band can be one person, I don't know, but it's Death Water! So it doesn't matter."
- "It's... Cherry Kool-Aid! (I knew what you thought I was gonna say.)"
- "Have I said Death Water enough tonight?"
- Mario has killed Iggy.
- The ultimate Mario mindfuck.... Random Koopa Troopa and a key.
- "THERE'S A TIME LIMIT?!"
- (While sliding down a hill in a Mario ROM-Hack with SSBB's version of "Gourmet Race" playing in the background) "SO FUCKIN' METAL!"
- "I'm gonna flip this copy of Super Mario Advance: Yoshi's Island" *Beat* "It landed on its corner..."
- The glitched-out shell: "Oh, Damn, son!"
- "Look at it dance!"
- "Ridiculous? That's ridiculous! Nothing can be as ridiculous as ridiculousness!"
- "WHY ARE THEY FALLING OUT OF THE SKY?!"
- "Is it a secret? Is it pizza? Is it secret pizza? It's... a Kaizo Trap!"
- Any of his reactions to invisible blocks:
"No! You know my feelings on those!" |
- "(Posh accent) There was something I wanted to discuss. Very important. It involves Fist of the North Star. It is quite perhaps the best Japanese animation ever made. D'you know why? Because it has a man that yells "ATATATA" a lot. And as an immature teenage boy, I find it hilarious."
- Das Frakenstein un liebund... schnitzel... walrus. The third.
- "Why did I die -- THERE'S TIME! AHH! GETINTHEDOORGETINTHEDOORGETINTHEDOOR!"
- Most of 'Koopa Koopa Mob' from Furious Mario, which brings us such gems as:
Jon: Eenie-meenie-run-away! |
- His reaction to the end of 'Obstacle Course' from Furious Mario
Jon: [Through laughter] That's just stupid! |
From Knytt Stories:
- In his first playthrough of "Don't Eat the Mushroom", he didn't eat the mushroom, and the game ended in the most anticlimactic fashion imaginable...
Jon: Well, I guess I have no choice, I guess I have to eat the mushroom. Oh, wow. Imagine that. Imagine that; you have to do something the game tells us not to do. That's incredible, that's amazing, that's -- mushroom! (eats mushroom) ...huh? ...huh? That... that did nothing. Aw, it's not gonna be some stupid psychedelic Freak-Out, is it? Like, I'm not gonna talk to her and she's gonna eat my head or something? |
- "Does doing drugs actually do this? I -- I'm gonna need to check this, 'cause if I took a hit of acid and suddenly saw The Burger King on fire singing "What is Love," I'd be amazed."
- "I got the "I Forget" move. HOORAY!"
- "WHA!!! Fuck."
- "Yes! More! More Jim Carrey!"
- "Probably shouldn't have eaten that mushroom. Oh you..."
- "I am climbing myself. What the hell?"
- "WHO MADE THIS THING?!"
- "Aww, Internet Explorer? 6?! Oh, no wait, it's 7, never mind."
- "It's nice and atmospheric, especially later o --" *falls into water* "...fuck."
- *again* "FUUUUU--! Lalalala, I didn't see that..."
- *...and again* "FUUUUUdgecicles!"
- *again* "FUUUUU--! Lalalala, I didn't see that..."
From his Super Smash Bros. videos:
- "NOW I'LL SHOW YOU!"
- "NO YOU WILL NOT!"
- "I DON'T WANT YOU TO SHOW ME ANYTHING!"
- The ending to the first video.
Ashley: How many times did I say "You're holding a bomb!"? |
- "GYNECOLOGY STAB!!!"
- "THE KNEE"
- The last few seconds of that same match. It has to be seen to be believed!
- "AHHH! I'M STUCK!" (Goes in reverse and falls off the stage)
- "No nines!" (Get's hit by a nine from Game N' Watch) "SONOFABITCH!"
- "YES NINES!"
- The following:
Jon: You weren't playing with Chris and everyone else when all they did was team up three Game & Watches on a-- |
- "Oh, God! Jill is the Anti-Dee!"
- "This call is being recorded." What makes it is how Rodney (Azura) can't stop laughing.
From his playthrough of a custom Deal or No Deal game, with his roommate Kelekin:
- It bears mention that even the introduction has its own Crowning Moment...
Jon: We have... Hepatitis A-G. I forgot that was there. Uh... |
- There's also the reason Jon gives for playing the game: He saw a Deal or No Deal arcade machine... at a Chuck E. Cheeses. Where he was going for his birthday. "Great place for a 23-year-old to go for their birthday, huh?"
- "I'm not getting a golden shower, you sick fuck."
- "What will R Kelly do now?"
- The entirety of the round where Jon loses the box of used condoms.
Game narration: That round was not in your favor. |
- The 'Bad Mario Rom Hack' versus the used condoms was worth a chuckle, too:
- "You are useless, Carmen!"
- "You're useless too... and you're a prick!"
- And at the last choice:
- "You're useless too... and you're a prick!"
2nd Helper: [completely blank] |
- Jon's reaction to the second offer is priceless, too:
Game text: Suggested offer: Sponge Bath from Mom. |
From Superman 64:
- The glitches, over 30 of them listed in Jon's Let's Play of the game.
- Glitch 22 especially. (It's in Stage 4, around the 16 minute mark.) Reiko Kazama actually had to pause the video and go get a drink because I was laughing too hard. I even took a snapshot of it and showed my mum and dad.
- Stage 6 adds a whopping 27 glitches to the count (including one during the pre-level cutscene), bringing the total up to 58.
- Glitch 22 especially. (It's in Stage 4, around the 16 minute mark.) Reiko Kazama actually had to pause the video and go get a drink because I was laughing too hard. I even took a snapshot of it and showed my mum and dad.
- Getting shot to heal yourself.
- "And now apparently I can't walk up the stairs. Superman, walk up the stairs. Stop jumping like a pony and walk up the stairs. Don't jump over the stairs! Thank you. -- Fly, Superman, into that wall!"
- "Let's show off our lovely hero's face ... AND THEN HIS CHEST!"
- "WOW. DUUUUDE!"
- Kidnappable Babies: Infinite
- "What if I throw it... oh man, where'd the baby carriage go?!"
- Right before the above, there's this:
Jon: And I am... walking in mid-air. [Silence] Thank you, game. Thank you. The only problem with [kidnapping babies] is if I press B to fly, I can't.... Okay. That's new. [Starts flying] Oh, whoa! That... didn't work last time! |
- Then when Jon realises exactly what he's done ...
- Random Asshole Comment: 1
- At the end of the dam stage:
Jon: Now I want everyone to just kinda sit back, relax, and enjoy this well earned victory. Do you know why? |
- One of the comments on the first part of the Stage three video:
"Nice biography on Titus, but you forgot the part where the Caen brothers died tragically when they accidentally glitched through the floor." |
- "For now, let's enjoy the third ride while we have it... in glorious Squint-o-vision..."
- "I... I smile and nod. It's Gameboy logic."
- "Mala is from the planet Krypton-- same as Superman-- which means she has the exact same powers as Superman... which, thankfully, in this game means absolutely nothing."
- The better humour is in what is stated silently:
Subtitles: "Super Powers in Game: She can punch things." |
- "Astute listeners with ears will have noticed that Superman's health is low.
- Jon breaking the game in the dam level and, without missing a beat, taking us an a tour of the 'Negative world'
Jon: There's the water-- [[[Beat]]] and we fell through the water. This is Superman's innards, incase you were wondering what the Man of Steel looked like inside. There's the water. There's us falling through it. Aaaaaand any second now, I'm gonna break the game. [This happens] Yup. Isn't this game great, folks? |
- In a similar vein, he screws himself over in a later mission by taking us on an actual tour. Of water and fog.
Jon: So I guess we'll take what little time we have left and explore the vast... ocean... of Metropolis. Where the hell are all the buildings? [[[Beat]]] Okay. So this is Metropolis, apparently Aquaman hangs out here... there's the water. Fog under the water. Believable... I guess. Except for those triangles. You can-- [starts laughing] see the walls! You can see the boundaries of Metropolis! |
- "Aren't you glad I decided to show this to you guys? 'Go ahead, play Superman, it'll be great! You'll love it! Oh, you'll have fun playing it!'"
- "Damn his hoola-hoop plans!"
- Jon's explanation of how he came across a Superman 64 strategy guide.
Jon: You probably can't find [a copy of the Superman strategy guide] unless you look online or you know some very deranged people... and I do. |
- "I know more about this game than the guide does, which is really depressing... and makes it hard to sleep at night."
- Jon walks into the Braniac boss room, collects health... and hears glass shatter. He immediately starts laughing.
Jon: [Through laughter] What the fuck was that? |
- "Each piece of paper-- which magically disappears after you've read it, because apparently you've put it in your Superpocket or some other... where are the pockets on S-- I don't even want to know where Superman has pockets."
- Jon hamming it up during his bio of Lex Luthor.
Jon: In fact, one time, when no one was looking, Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. I know! He took forty cakes! That's as much as four tens! And That's Terrible. |
- Jon getting distracted by the map of the world in Stage 4.
Jon: I swear, that map is straight out of Golden Eye 1997! Maybe a different color, but that map looks straight out of it. |
- "That was not a boss fight. Not by any stretch of the imagination. He walked into my fist."
- "Oh no, I pushed him through the wrong part of the floor... ...that's a phrase I never thought I'd say."
- "Is that forklift humping that robot!?"
"Never Thought I'd Say That" Count: 2 |
- "The conveyorbelt still moves and...oh, that robot still move-- what is that robot doing? Stop doing that to Superma-- what are you doing? God, Superman is that robot! Oh no!"
- "Now, for some reason, it's not doing it anymore, but-- Superman, why are you humping the sky? Superman, why are you humping the floor? Get up! That's wrong! Get-- there we go..."
- "... He wasn't getting up for a second, I was getting concerned. Uh, w-well he was getting up but... ah-hem..."
- "Let's get shot at and get hit in the underpants... double whammy right there..."
- "Raise the roof, Superman! ...although I just threw it... So now we'll just steal some lights off the ceiling instead... which are also explosive. Of course. Okay, that one actually kind of makes sense."
- "I have to get out of here super fast... oh, I see what I did there..."
- Jon's reaction to one of Superman's freakouts.
Jon: Now if you remember-- [Superman glitches] ...the dance button. |
- "Hi Lois! Get out of the way, I need to save Lois."
- When doing Metallo's bio, Jon describes him as being as somewhat forgettable compared to the other bosses in the game, and then gives examples of what makes the other bosses interesting. Said examples? Mala has "A Winning Personality" and Lex Luthor "Spends Entire Level In A Tube".
From Mario Kart Wii:
- (Jon gets a Thundercloud while chasing down Chris in the final seconds of the race)
Chris: Aww, no, no! |
- Near the end of a different race, upon being informed of a blue shell headed his way:
Jon: Wait, seriously? (alarm) Shit, no, no, no, no, (boom) nooo! (Jon places 2nd) DAMMIT! |
From the Battletoads Race versus SuperJeenius, PCULL44444, and NintendoCapriSun:
- At one point, Jon says he's gonna make mock-achievements in editing, highlighting some of the more gameplay-oriented and off-kilter moments throughout the race. Right off the bat:
Jeenius: Aw, shit... |
- The two "Fuck you sound barrier!" achievement moments.
- Moment 1 (PCULL44444):
PCULL: NOOOOOO!!! |
- Moment 2 (SuperJeenius):
Jeenius: And we go right here. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
- And then, the followup:
Jeenius: (After finding out that he's stuck in last, and then dying again.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! |
- The fact that there are achievements done almost in Minecraft style (the box and text).
- Jeenius loves snakes.
- Jeenius' reaction to finally clearing the Snake Level (after missing the warp that everyone else had used to skip two levels ahead).
Jeenius: Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! Thank God! Ahhhh! VOLKMIRE[1] SUCK MY BALLS, I'M ON YOU! |
- Speaking of the snakes...
Pcull: I live a blessed life of Battletoads failure! |
- The snakes return in achievement form several episodes in.
Jeenius: Sprint never should have been implemented in this game. That is the single one thing that kills me. |
- In Episode 3, Scatman Pcull, and everyone's baffled, but amazed, reactions. Which leads into a discussion about what happens when you remix a remix.
- Earlier in the same episode, when Pcull is complaining about the ducks turning around, NCS asks, "What are they, Christian?" This actually gets an achievement, with Bible verse citations in it, no less!
- Pcull's random swearing is always good for a laugh. "HOLY BALLS MONKEY SACK ASS MONKEY!"
- The predictable (and abundant) jokes about the game itself.
Pcull: Fuck. Shitty tits ass mother...fuck. (Beat) Piss. |
- Further in we get:
Pcull: I'm not gonna say it's a bad idea, I'm just gonna say it hurts my soul. |
- Speaking of love and Battletoads...
Jeenius: Water wheels, it is time to put yourself inside of me. |
- And the obligatory achievement:
Achievement Unlocked: Life Imitates Battletoads: Hurt yourself in real life |
- NCS having a temporary Heroic BSOD:
NCS: [After a long silence, walks up to an enemy] Just kill me. |
- This exchange:
Pcull: NO! THE. GAS. |
- Pcull makes his move (Around 2:50 in Part 2):
Pcull: Okay, game face. Game face. I got this! NONONO! I DON'T GOT THIS! I DON'T GOT THIS. |
- The response Jon gets to "Are you okay?"
Jeenius: NO! |
- Pcull's amazement at actually getting to a boss.
- The moment this starts up, you just know what's coming:
- More Catch Phrase/Call Back humor:
Jeenius: I forgot it was there so I jumped over the pit and it landed on my head as I was over the pit. |
- The group bursting into song on episode 4. Especially Jeenius singing a modified version of "We Are The Champions" with Jon soon joining for a duet (and NCS trying to join in at the end).
Achievement Unlocked: Conga Line Karaoke: Everyone sings your song |
- Episode 5, Jon:
End of stage muthafuckas! *Dies* NOOOOO! |
- Don't know if it's worth mentioning, but the same thing happened to Tim in another Battletoads race.) The reaction is worth watching.
- One of the achievements in episode 5 came from a Cluster F-Bomb.
Jeenius: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. |
- Jon's reaction to Pcull gaining the lead:
Pcull: I gave [the ball] too much leeway and now I'm screwed. (Beat) Holy shit. |
- Similarly, when he regains the lead in the next level...
Jon: So is it the first cloud that you're having problems with, Patrick? |
- The way NCS earns 'What Does This Thing Do?'. He's dead silent as he reaches the bomb in Rat Race, stands next to and stares at the bomb, and then gets blown up.
Achievement Unlocked: What Does this Thing Do?: Just stare at the bomb. |
- While we're on the subject, NCS's unforeseen declaration of entertainment.
NCS: This rat level's fun -- I'm likin' it! |
- There's also this charming Rat Race-related exchange:
NCS: Dude! Stupid gas things! Quit farting in my face! |
- Episode 5 gives us the latest in the long line of Pcull's Hope Spots.
Pcull: Check point, please? Check point my buns? Check point on my buns? |
- SuperJeenius demonstrating his lady charming skills. Again.
Pcull: NO! I hit you, you dirty slut! |
- The singing makes a triumphant return and Pcull puts his foot in his mouth.
Pcull: (Singing) I can't talk 'cause I'm concentrating. I keep dying 'cause I am... masturbating... |
- Battletoads is indestructible.
Jeenius: There are no words. |
- There's one segment where NCS is at the end of the Terror Tubes and everybody goes silent as he narrates his thought process. Naturally, it ends poorly.
NCS: Here we go, here we go -- to the right. That's right. Now to the left again. That's right. Now to the right. That's right. Now to the left again. That's right. Now to the right -- (lands on spikes) WHAT? |
- SuperJeenius's identity crisis in the face of non-Battletoads conversation.
Jeenius: Argh, people are chatting in IRC and I want to chat with them, but I can't cause I'm Battletoads! |
- Shortly after that, Jon offers an interesting insight into his values.
Jeenius: You know that friend who's never on skype, and then he's on skype but you can't talk to him because you're... busy playing Battletoads? |
- A moment of It Makes Sense in Context courtesy of NCS and Pcull,
NCS: Jeeze, what was that? I was killing you and then you killed me. |
- Pcull goes remixing on us again:
Pcull: Oooohhhhhdodododododododiediediediedie! |
- Pcull asks the question that's been on everybody's mind.
Pcull: Why are we doing this? I still don't really know... |
- Before the check point meltdown, Jon 'reminisces'.
Jon: (As an old man) Back in my day we didn't have checkpoints! |
- In Episode 1, SuperJeenius was having enough trouble in the Turbo Tunnel already. He did not appreciate Pcull making incoherent noises to distract him.
Jon: (Bursts into laughter) |
- Even funnier is the achievement that goes with it at about 10:40
Pcull: (incoherent gibberish) gablabahdah Nostalgia Critic ablabldahb |
- Everyone finally finds something they can agree on.
Pcull: For serious. |
- The ultimate gas-related award:
Achievement Unlocked: The Timothy Bishop Award: Die 30 times to the gas |
- Jon gets exactly what he asked for.
Jeenius: No! No! No! No! Fucking no! |
- More of Jon's valuable advice.
Pcull: Alright. I've got a stick! Now I have The Stick of Happiness! |
- SuperJeenius's lesson in give-and-take.
Jeenius: No. You give Battletoads an inch, it takes your asshole. |
- Pcull has a That Came Out Wrong moment and, without missing a beat, takes advantage of it.
Pcull: NO! He went behind me and then rammed me in the butt -- that's what she said. |
- 'This game stops sobriety...'
Jon: Times like this, I wish I drank... |
- SuperJeenius's mind wanders late into the run.
Jeenius: I really wish Battletoads was porn right now. |
- Insight into the dynamics of The Runaway Guys.
Pcull: Is this how the Runaway Guys feel? |
- Interestingly, Pcull manages to come up with a Face Palm related misstep, mirroring another of Jon's collaborations. [2]
- We go around the world in fifteen seconds.
Pcull: Oiiiii, Isakku! Nan da miriya. |
- Everyone takes a trip to the world of anime.
Jeenius: You can still do this, Tim. I have faith in you. Much more than I have faith in me. |
- SuperJeenius's mind is still in the gutter.
Jon: Battletoads is not supposed to be this seductive, sir. |
- NCS just abandoning the game to look something up on Google Chrome. His toad dies over and over while he's away.
- Shortly after that...
Jon: I think Tim's fallen asleep. I can hear him -- sounds like he's snoring. |
- SuperJeenius manages to glitch out the game and get his toad walking on water near the end of one segment in the Absurdly Spacious Sewer level. Repeatedly. He barely seems to notice, but the achievements take note. Somehow, Jeenius' obliviousness makes it more amusing.
- "Hello, this is Patrick!"
From Mario's Early Years, with his (now former) roommate Kelekin:
- The "robot child" narrator.
- In Fun with Letters, the pair head off to "Sentence Land," which allows for the player to pick random words and have the "robot child" narrator read them out, Mad Libs-style. They have a lot more fun creating completely random and nonsensical sentences than they do actually doing what the game actually wants them to do, like "The jet is wet" and "Ran ran away."
Robot child: LuIgI iS iN tHe BaG! |
- Later on in Sentence World, they are prompted to complete the sentence, "The Princess has a big _____." The options are "Cup," "Lid," and "Box." Then they notice where the box is placed with regards to the Princess. You can hear Jon full-on collapse with laughter.
Youtube comment from DMAN123223: Peach held her big CUPS while Mario put his MOP in Peach's wet BAG. |
- Actually, almost all of Sentence Land is gold.
Jon: The bug is on the... |
- There's also Kelekin hanging a lampshade on what they're doing to the poor game.
Jon: Maybe we should leave this room... |
- The noises that Jon dissolves into after a little too long in Sentence World.
- In "Preschool Fun," in Body World, they discover that they can click on the sun. Which... does a suggestive eyebrow wiggle at them.
Jon: Oh god! OH god, it's winking at us! Suggestive sun! No! |
- Later on, Kelekin admits to playing along with Body World's instructions, like "clap your hands" and "Wiggle your nose."
- The very first part of Fun with Letters, when they start fooling around with the games' intentions.
Game: You found a fish that starts with F. F. |
- Anything that has to do with 'Icky Iggy'. Anything.
Kelekin: Icky Iggy! |
Kelekin: Wubwubwubwubwubwubwub-- igloo! |
- Both Jon and Kelekin making up alliterative titles for the Alphabet World representatives.
Kelekin: Energy efficient Elephant! |
- The first encounter with the monkey.
- Jon's little mistake while identifying animals hawking insurance.
Kelekin: It's the Gilbert Gottfried duck! |
- The Supermarket Piranha Plant and Jon's complete bewilderment.
Jon: Why'd a-- wha--? Where'd that Piranha Plant come from? |
- Kelekin's proposal for a new world.
Kelekin: I suppose Opposite World is better than Double-Negative World. |
- Pretty much any time they get distracted by Luigi.
Kelekin: I've never really stacked up a bunch of crayons to find out if they'd be good to sleep on, but-- |
- There's also this one:
Jon: Luigi's sleeping in the vegetable isle. Wake up, Luigi! We need to learn! |
- Another faux-pa-- this time concerning the lyrics to Baa Baa Black Sheep/Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Jon: [Singing] Mary had a little lamb-- |
- One of the last things we hear from Fun with Letters.
Jon: [With Mario standing on the pipe, under Peach] U! Upskirt! And on that note.. |
- Jon trying to figure out what was coming out of a Warp Pipe to talk to him.
Jon: Th--that was Bowser's butt. It just stuck... Did you see that? It stuck out of the pipe... [Sees it again] No, that's a... carrot? |
From his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES) LP:
- He beats the game and doesn't realise it for several seconds - even after commenting on Shredder dying.
Jon: That's fucking right, you fucking melt in that ... Why did you explode? I don't fucking care, you did. ... I-I ... What was the point of that? Whatever, you're fucking dead. Did I just beat the game? |
- His attempt to explain what's going on upon reaching the lair is completely nonsensical... which makes it awfully entertaining.
Jon: My house! Master! Shredder has, somehow, conveniently set the VCR with this footage. That is set to go off as soon as we walk in. Also, his hand is somehow sticking out of the TV... that's damn impressive. I think he's actually sitting in the TV itself-- they just forgot to actually, like, check, see if it was him and when they all went away to try to find Splinter, he just got out and left. |
- There's also this:
From his Ninja Gaiden LPs:
- Ryu must go through a maze to find Irene in the second game, so Jon takes it literally and animates a whole sequence of Ryu going through a literal maze.
- Jon has a Screw This, I'm Outta Here moment during Act 5 of the second game, so Ryu decides someone who will play while Jon is gone: Arnold Schwarzenegger.