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* #5: Sandman's drunken attempt to do a promo for NoDQ.com's XMV (full promo [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI2VwXudL0c&feature=relmfu here], Botchamania [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCU-7T8Phy4 here]) |
* #5: Sandman's drunken attempt to do a promo for NoDQ.com's XMV (full promo [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI2VwXudL0c&feature=relmfu here], Botchamania [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCU-7T8Phy4 here]) |
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* #8: The now-legendary definition of a "windjammer": |
* #8: The now-legendary definition of a "windjammer": |
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{{quote|'''Al''': Can I ask you a question first of all? |
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'''Lance''': Go right ahead. |
'''Lance''': Go right ahead. |
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'''Al''': You know the definition of a windjammer? |
'''Al''': You know the definition of a windjammer? |
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'''Lance''': No I really don't-- |
'''Lance''': No I really don't-- |
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'''Al''': It's the agonizing screams of a trapped turd. |
'''Al''': It's the agonizing screams of a trapped turd. |
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''([[Beat]], followed by raucous laughter)'' |
''([[Beat]], followed by raucous laughter)'' |
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'''Lance''': ...shit! }} |
'''Lance''': ...shit! }} |
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== Botchamania 11-20 == |
== Botchamania 11-20 == |
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* #11: Dave "The Redneck" Schultz's misadventures in San Francisco: |
* #11: Dave "The Redneck" Schultz's misadventures in San Francisco: |
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{{quote|'''Schultz''': Last time I was in San Francisco, I went downtown lookin' for a woman. [[If You Know What I Mean|You know what I'm saying]]?! I wanted a woman! I ''couldn't find'' a woman! ''(Mean Gene, conducting the interview, [[Corpsing|corpses]])'' I found [[Dude Looks Like a Lady|a lot of men that LOOKED LIKE women]]! ''(camera zooms in Schultz's face as Gene turns away)'' Now YOU, [[Hulk Hogan]], you belong in San Francisco--[[Lampshade Hanging|What's wrong with you, Gene?!]]--I'm tellin' it like it is, baby! You belong in San Francisco; that's your kind of place, that's your kind of people, because you've never had a woman, baby!}} |
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** Also, Sid Vicious says the following ''with an entirely straight face'': |
** Also, Sid Vicious says the following ''with an entirely straight face'': |
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{{quote|'''Sid Vicious''': You know and I know that you are only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do!}} |
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* 15: [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]] appears to be suffering from a bout of laryngitis, much to [[Mick Foley|Mankind]]'s amusement. |
* 15: [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]] appears to be suffering from a bout of laryngitis, much to [[Mick Foley|Mankind]]'s amusement. |
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** The Rock loses his glasses. And then Mankind retrieves them for him. |
** The Rock loses his glasses. And then Mankind retrieves them for him. |
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{{quote|'''The Rock:''' The Rock thanks you for that. }} |
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* 18: The Rock + Coach + Broken Microphone = Hilarious. |
* 18: The Rock + Coach + Broken Microphone = Hilarious. |
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* 20: [[Roddy Piper]] dropping an F-Bomb and Gene Okerlund's reaction. |
* 20: [[Roddy Piper]] dropping an F-Bomb and Gene Okerlund's reaction. |
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** "Hower Power". Period. |
** "Hower Power". Period. |
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** A Japanese wrestler has technical difficulties: |
** A Japanese wrestler has technical difficulties: |
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{{quote|'''Wrestler''': Oi! ''(mic isn't functioning properly, starts tinkering with it)'' |
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''(Audience laughs)'' |
''(Audience laughs)'' |
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'''Wrestler''': ''(to someone in the crowd)'' [[Translation Convention|<HEY! STFU>]] }} |
'''Wrestler''': ''(to someone in the crowd)'' [[Translation Convention|<HEY! STFU>]] }} |
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** Lex Luger goes berserk. |
** Lex Luger goes berserk. |
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{{quote|'''Lex Luger:''' I'm pissed, now!}} |
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** Look out! Flying monkey! |
** Look out! Flying monkey! |
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* 26: [[Kevin Nash]] is mistaken about how [[Ric Flair]]'s [[Catch Phrase]] goes. |
* 26: [[Kevin Nash]] is mistaken about how [[Ric Flair]]'s [[Catch Phrase]] goes. |
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{{quote|'''Nash''': So while you guys decide to do the limo-flyin'...}} |
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* 27: Dragon Dragon, the most agile reptile in wrestling history. Or maybe not. |
* 27: Dragon Dragon, the most agile reptile in wrestling history. Or maybe not. |
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* 28: Look out, [[Vince McMahon|Vince]]! Flying sweatshirt! |
* 28: Look out, [[Vince McMahon|Vince]]! Flying sweatshirt! |
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{{quote|'''[[Jerry Lawler|King]]:''' Morons!}} |
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** The "Chicken Incident". |
** The "Chicken Incident". |
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{{quote|'''[[Vince McMahon|Vince]]:''' [[That Came Out Wrong|I'll choke the chicken!]]}} |
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** Magnum T.A. to Tully Blanchard: "And when we come to Philadelphia this time, there's gonna be no mistaking what's gonna happen: [[Accidental Innuendo|I'm gonna come on you like nobody's ever come on you before!]]" |
** Magnum T.A. to Tully Blanchard: "And when we come to Philadelphia this time, there's gonna be no mistaking what's gonna happen: [[Accidental Innuendo|I'm gonna come on you like nobody's ever come on you before!]]" |
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* 45: After his match with [[Triple H]] at One Night Stand: Extreme Rules (the one that injured his collarbone), a legitimately angry [[Randy Orton]] tells off a booing crowd. |
* 45: After his match with [[Triple H]] at One Night Stand: Extreme Rules (the one that injured his collarbone), a legitimately angry [[Randy Orton]] tells off a booing crowd. |
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{{quote|'''Orton''': [[Precision F-Strike|SHUT THE FUCK UP!]]}} |
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** [[Mick Foley]] offers up this gem during a TLC match |
** [[Mick Foley]] offers up this gem during a TLC match |
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{{quote|"They're sliding in not one but two <s>Tables</s> ladders".}} |
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** JR calls Umaga's spinning sideslam to [[Jeff Hardy]] a Black Hole Slam, while technically not wrong it looks rather awkward considering the implications. |
** JR calls Umaga's spinning sideslam to [[Jeff Hardy]] a Black Hole Slam, while technically not wrong it looks rather awkward considering the implications. |
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* 46: Million Dollar Mania, Rick-Rolling and all. |
* 46: Million Dollar Mania, Rick-Rolling and all. |
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* 66: [[Bobby Heenan]] hates [[WCW|this place]]. |
* 66: [[Bobby Heenan]] hates [[WCW|this place]]. |
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* 67: Announcing a match between [[Chris Jericho]] & [[Jeff Hardy]]. |
* 67: Announcing a match between [[Chris Jericho]] & [[Jeff Hardy]]. |
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{{quote|'''[[Stephanie McMahon]]''': Furthermore these superstars will be in action against each other. You will see [[Triple H]]...Well, I pulled an Adamle.}} |
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** 67 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfWGdN-BX0Q Also started this.] |
** 67 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfWGdN-BX0Q Also started this.] |
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** Yet another f**ked-up WCW match ending. Cue the flying beverages. |
** Yet another f**ked-up WCW match ending. Cue the flying beverages. |
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* 68: On an episode of [[ECW]] during a match between Jack Swagger and [[Christian]]: |
* 68: On an episode of [[ECW]] during a match between Jack Swagger and [[Christian]]: |
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{{quote|'''Todd Grisham''': ''Our main event continues next, Swagger vs [[Freudian Slip|Striker]] and Finlay & Hornswoggle are here too.''<br /> |
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'''Matt Striker''': ''I'm not wrestling!'' }} |
'''Matt Striker''': ''I'm not wrestling!'' }} |
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** Sandman gets drunk before a show. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. |
** Sandman gets drunk before a show. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. |
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== Botchamania 81-90 == |
== Botchamania 81-90 == |
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* #84: [[Scott Steiner]] does ''not'' take kindly to being corrected. |
* #84: [[Scott Steiner]] does ''not'' take kindly to being corrected. |
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{{quote|'''[[Scott Steiner]]:''' So if I set up a meeting with you and Sharmell, and I'll be the [[Malaproper|modifier]]-<br /> |
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'''Reporter:''' You mean, moderator.<br /> |
'''Reporter:''' You mean, moderator.<br /> |
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([[Beat]])<br /> |
([[Beat]])<br /> |
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** [[Scott Hall]] and [[Kevin Nash]] shooting to [[RF Video]] about a tag match they had against Harlem Heat ([[Booker T]] and Stevie Ray), wherein Hall spat on Ray, who a) got ''really'' pissed off, and b) [[Enforced Method Acting|did not see it coming]]. Hall would immediately tag out after that. |
** [[Scott Hall]] and [[Kevin Nash]] shooting to [[RF Video]] about a tag match they had against Harlem Heat ([[Booker T]] and Stevie Ray), wherein Hall spat on Ray, who a) got ''really'' pissed off, and b) [[Enforced Method Acting|did not see it coming]]. Hall would immediately tag out after that. |
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** YOU CANNOT UNSEE [[The Big Show|FAT JUSTIN CREDIBLE]] |
** YOU CANNOT UNSEE [[The Big Show|FAT JUSTIN CREDIBLE]] |
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* #86: The ending that used sound bytes from [[Ric Flair]], [[The Iron Sheik]] and others to introduce [[Banjo |
* #86: The ending that used sound bytes from [[Ric Flair]], [[The Iron Sheik]] and others to introduce [[Banjo-Kazooie|Lord Woo Fak Fak]]. |
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** Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching... |
** Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching... |
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{{quote|'''Toronto Fans:''' GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!}} |
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* #87: Gene Okerlund explains his [[Precision F-Strike]]. |
* #87: Gene Okerlund explains his [[Precision F-Strike]]. |
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* #89: The introduction of the series' resident [[Butt Monkey]], "[[CZW]] [[Fan Nickname|Airhorn Guy]]." |
* #89: The introduction of the series' resident [[Butt Monkey]], "[[CZW]] [[Fan Nickname|Airhorn Guy]]." |
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{{quote|'''Audience Member:''' Knock knock, who's there? I GOT NO PANTS ON!!!}} |
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** [[Vince McMahon]] and [[Bobby Heenan]] answer a viewer's letter...or try to. |
** [[Vince McMahon]] and [[Bobby Heenan]] answer a viewer's letter...or try to. |
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* #90: Santino Marella (in drag) hits on [[Jim Ross]]. [[Enforced Method Acting|J.R. never saw it coming]]. |
* #90: Santino Marella (in drag) hits on [[Jim Ross]]. [[Enforced Method Acting|J.R. never saw it coming]]. |
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== Botchamania 91-100 == |
== Botchamania 91-100 == |
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* 91: [[ |
* 91: [[Raven (wrestling)|Raven]] vs AJK. The winner: the table they tried to use in ''numerous'' spots that [[Made of Iron|absolutely REFUSED to break]]. |
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{{quote|'''Audience:''' Let's go, table! *clapclapclapclapclap*}} |
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* 94: [[Kevin Nash]] tries his hand at commentating. |
* 94: [[Kevin Nash]] tries his hand at commentating. |
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* 96: A fan craps on [[Randy Orton]]'s promo. |
* 96: A fan craps on [[Randy Orton]]'s promo. |
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{{quote|'''[[Randy Orton]]:''' Unfortunately, something else is a part of me. Something that I have been living with for quite some time. |
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'''Fan:''' HERPES!!! }} |
'''Fan:''' HERPES!!! }} |
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* 101: Gene Okerlund corpses. [[Running Gag|Again.]] |
* 101: Gene Okerlund corpses. [[Running Gag|Again.]] |
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* 103: [[Mick Foley|Cactus Jack]] and Terry Funk face the wrath of the flying chairs. |
* 103: [[Mick Foley|Cactus Jack]] and Terry Funk face the wrath of the flying chairs. |
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{{quote|'''[[Joey Styles]]:''' Please do not throw the chairs into the ring! Stop the chairs!}} |
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* 104: Yet another promo walk-in. |
* 104: Yet another promo walk-in. |
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** [[Shawn Michaels]] looses his tear-aways. |
** [[Shawn Michaels]] looses his tear-aways. |
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waxJ7aMoSRY Botchamania 109] opens with a high-energy intro to ''Survivor Series'' set against ''[[Guilty Gear]]'' music. In the middle of it all is a quick "[[Corpsing|Send For]] [[Randy Savage|The Man]]" cutaway that goes against the tone so hard it's just hilarious. |
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waxJ7aMoSRY Botchamania 109] opens with a high-energy intro to ''Survivor Series'' set against ''[[Guilty Gear]]'' music. In the middle of it all is a quick "[[Corpsing|Send For]] [[Randy Savage|The Man]]" cutaway that goes against the tone so hard it's just hilarious. |
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** A match that brings a whole new meaning to the term, "[[Garbage Wrestler]]". |
** A match that brings a whole new meaning to the term, "[[Garbage Wrestler]]". |
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{{quote|'''Dusty Rhodes:''' It's a toilet lid! He's got a toilet lid! Look, a pizza pan!}} |
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* 110: [[Trish Stratus]] and "Polly Walnuts". |
* 110: [[Trish Stratus]] and "Polly Walnuts". |
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** Caution: Floor slippery when covered with cotton candy. |
** Caution: Floor slippery when covered with cotton candy. |
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* 112: [[Chris Jericho]] vs. Flying Glowsticks. |
* 112: [[Chris Jericho]] vs. Flying Glowsticks. |
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* 116: A wrestler loses his pants, much to the commentators' amusement. |
* 116: A wrestler loses his pants, much to the commentators' amusement. |
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{{quote|'''Commentator:''' We just saw his weiner!}} |
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** [[Jeff Jarrett]] vs. Flying Tacos. |
** [[Jeff Jarrett]] vs. Flying Tacos. |
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* Look out! Flying [[New World Order|NWO]] t-shirt! |
* Look out! Flying [[New World Order|NWO]] t-shirt! |
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== Botchamania 121-130 == |
== Botchamania 121-130 == |
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* 123: [[CM Punk]] tells it like it is. |
* 123: [[CM Punk]] tells it like it is. |
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{{quote|'''[[CM Punk]]:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Wow, that hurt.]]}} |
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** Look out, Paul Heyman! Flying beverage! |
** Look out, Paul Heyman! Flying beverage! |
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* 125: [[CZW]]'s Callihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: {{ |
* 125: [[CZW]]'s Callihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: {{small-caps|"Air Horn Fan is defeated: Callihan Wins!"}})...only for ''more'' airhorns to go off. |
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** (Caption: {{ |
** (Caption: {{small-caps|"Goddamnit"}}) |
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* 126: CZW: Chairshot-A-Palooza. |
* 126: CZW: Chairshot-A-Palooza. |
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* 127: [[Scott Hall]] wants a "dealdo". |
* 127: [[Scott Hall]] wants a "dealdo". |
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* 129: [[Ric Flair]] go down da hole. |
* 129: [[Ric Flair]] go down da hole. |
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** '[[Try to Fit That |
** '[[Try to Fit That on A Business Card|The Jerry Saggs of dime bags. The Katie Vick of the thai stick. The 1 Night In Chyna of marijuana. The Hugh Morrus of riding the white horse. The Pacman Jones of getting stoned. The Art Donovan of chasing the dragon. The renegade of getting blazed. The Yoshi Kwan of the opium salon. The Outback Jack of the dime sack. The Great Khali of four twenty. The David Arquette of cigarettes. The Tiger Ali Singh of duck-arsing. The Planet Stasiak of kodiak. The P.I.G of LSD. The Fake Kane of Mary Jane. The Brian Lee of OOOOWWEEEEEEEE.' Ruckus]]! |
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* 133: ROH + Broken Microphones = Hilarious. |
* 133: ROH + Broken Microphones = Hilarious. |
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* 135: Perhaps the most awesome use of this [[Full Metal Jacket]] line ever, when two wrestlers fall on each other in a... [[Ho Yay|suggestive pose]]: |
* 135: Perhaps the most awesome use of this [[Full Metal Jacket]] line ever, when two wrestlers fall on each other in a... [[Ho Yay|suggestive pose]]: |
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{{quote|You're the kinda guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!}} |
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* 136 A wrestler suplexes his opponent onto some light tubes Maffew decides to play the character of the referee who got a piece of glass in his eye. |
* 136 A wrestler suplexes his opponent onto some light tubes Maffew decides to play the character of the referee who got a piece of glass in his eye. |
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{{quote|'''Ref''': ''My eye [[Jerry Lawler|Lawler]], you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler.''}} |
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* [[TNA]] Bookers vs. [[WWE]] Bookers from #136: |
* [[TNA]] Bookers vs. [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] Bookers from #136: |
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{{quote|''(A meeting room taken from ''[[Akira]]'', with the caption {{small-caps|[[TNA]] Booking Meeting}})'' |
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'''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br /> |
'''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br /> |
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'''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br /> |
'''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br /> |
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'''Asinine Booker''': Of course! We can have Rob Terry beat RVD for the belt!<br /> |
'''Asinine Booker''': Of course! We can have Rob Terry beat RVD for the belt!<br /> |
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''([[Beat]])''<br /> |
''([[Beat]])''<br /> |
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'''[[Only Sane Employee|Only Sane Booker]]''': ''(seething)'' [[Catch Phrase|FUCK THIS COMPANY!]] ''(storms off)'' I bet [[ |
'''[[Only Sane Employee|Only Sane Booker]]''': ''(seething)'' [[Catch Phrase|FUCK THIS COMPANY!]] ''(storms off)'' I bet [[World Wrestling Entertainment|the McMahons]] aren't like this...<br /> |
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''([[Jump Cut]] to a picture of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|the NERV emblem]] with the caption {{ |
''([[Jump Cut]] to a picture of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|the NERV emblem]] with the caption {{small-caps|WWE Booking Meeting}})''<br /> |
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'''Narrator''': Meanwhile...<br /> |
'''Narrator''': Meanwhile...<br /> |
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'''Head Booker''': [[Sure Why Not|Ah, fuck it...just give Swagger the belt]]. }} |
'''Head Booker''': [[Sure Why Not|Ah, fuck it...just give Swagger the belt]]. }} |
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* 141: The discovery that [[John Cena]] is in fact... Shane Douglas! Now cut the fucking music. |
* 141: The discovery that [[John Cena]] is in fact... Shane Douglas! Now cut the fucking music. |
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* 143: "Magnificent" Don Muraco sure loves [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyds-CXGxkg#t=9m12s doughnuts]. |
* 143: "Magnificent" Don Muraco sure loves [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyds-CXGxkg#t=9m12s doughnuts]. |
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** [[ |
** [[Sting (wrestling)|Some men]] should stop watching ''[[The Dark Knight]]'' and retire already. [[Take That|Burn]]. |
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** Uh oh. Looks like Kevin Sullivan missed his nap. |
** Uh oh. Looks like Kevin Sullivan missed his nap. |
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* 144: An announcer botches [[ |
* 144: An announcer botches [[Raven (wrestling)|Raven]]'s entrance, and it's all downhill from there. |
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** Terry Funk's dream. |
** Terry Funk's dream. |
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* 145: Lawsuitmania. |
* 145: Lawsuitmania. |
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== Botchamania 151-160 == |
== Botchamania 151-160 == |
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* 150: The lead-in to the [[CZW]] segment is a clip from ''[[The Legend of Zelda |
* 150: The lead-in to the [[CZW]] segment is a clip from ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'', where the Mask Salesman is about to get really pissed off at Link: |
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{{quote|'''Mask Salesman''': [[Oh, No, Not Again|Don't tell me...it's CZW...AGAIN...isn't it?]] ''(pissed-off face)''}} |
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** The first promo. It would have been funny even if it ''hadn't'' been botched. |
** The first promo. It would have been funny even if it ''hadn't'' been botched. |
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* 151: "Cattle Mutilation". |
* 151: "Cattle Mutilation". |
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* 153: [[Bret Hart]] gets his opponent in a sharpshooter and Earl Hebner almost counts it as a pin. |
* 153: [[Bret Hart]] gets his opponent in a sharpshooter and Earl Hebner almost counts it as a pin. |
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** Fcuk This Compant. |
** Fcuk This Compant. |
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** [[ |
** [[Sting (wrestling)|Sting]] gatecrashes a match ... or does he? |
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* 155: What do you get when you take a Sabu match with blown spots and other botches and set it to to the theme of Andy William's "The Impossible Dream"? Hilarity. |
* 155: What do you get when you take a Sabu match with blown spots and other botches and set it to to the theme of Andy William's "The Impossible Dream"? Hilarity. |
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omT6O0raBQs This] ending to Botchamania 156, which equates Cena to a certain Super Mario character... |
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omT6O0raBQs This] ending to Botchamania 156, which equates Cena to a certain Super Mario character... |
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== Botchamania 161-170 == |
== Botchamania 161-170 == |
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* #164, in response to the atrocious [[ |
* #164, in response to the atrocious [[Sting (wrestling)|Sting]] vs. [[Jeff Hardy]] match, [[Jim Cornette]] [[Twitter|tweeted]], "Just watched TNA...I have to come up with a new face." Cue montage of Cornette reaction images set to "[[Ren and Stimpy|Happy Happy Joy Joy]]". |
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** "Damaged goods<ref>Karen Angle, now Karen Jarrett</ref> [[Corpsing]]? SEND FOR THE MAN!" |
** "Damaged goods<ref>Karen Angle, now Karen Jarrett</ref> [[Corpsing]]? SEND FOR THE MAN!" |
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* #165: [[Scott Steiner]] needs another drink. |
* #165: [[Scott Steiner]] needs another drink. |
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* #166: "Hide my face! You have brought shame to the [[Tiger Mask]] name! ''[[A Rare Sentence|And this is coming from Tiger Mask IV!]]''" |
* #166: "Hide my face! You have brought shame to the [[Tiger Mask]] name! ''[[A Rare Sentence|And this is coming from Tiger Mask IV!]]''" |
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** One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from ''[[NFL Blitz]]'' set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the [[Montreal Screwjob]], the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of [[Eddie Guerrero]] with the sound byte "Holmes!") some you can catch if your [[Freeze |
** One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from ''[[NFL Blitz]]'' set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the [[Montreal Screwjob]], the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of [[Eddie Guerrero]] with the sound byte "Holmes!") some you can catch if your [[Freeze-Frame Bonus|pause finger is fast enough]]. |
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*** What sounds like "She-he" with a picture of [[Chyna]]: {{spoiler|"Sorry, that joke was a bit obvious. I was only kidding, anyway. Besides, who or what else could I put here? Orlando Jordan? Goldust?" Now that's just offensive!"}} |
*** What sounds like "She-he" with a picture of [[Chyna]]: {{spoiler|"Sorry, that joke was a bit obvious. I was only kidding, anyway. Besides, who or what else could I put here? Orlando Jordan? Goldust?" Now that's just offensive!"}} |
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*** "Fat" with a picture of [[Samoa Joe]]: {{spoiler|"Damn you, [[Scott Steiner]] promos! And your unintentional hilarity!"}} |
*** "Fat" with a picture of [[Samoa Joe]]: {{spoiler|"Damn you, [[Scott Steiner]] promos! And your unintentional hilarity!"}} |
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*** "Should've stayed home today...hell, ''I'' should've stayed home..." with a picture of the [[Jeff Hardy]] vs. Sting title "match": {{spoiler|"Oh, come on! Really?!"}} |
*** "Should've stayed home today...hell, ''I'' should've stayed home..." with a picture of the [[Jeff Hardy]] vs. Sting title "match": {{spoiler|"Oh, come on! Really?!"}} |
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*** Three uses of ''"Why?!"'' with the images of [[Vince McMahon]] and Eric Bischoff shaking hands, Hornswoggle, and [[Michael Cole]] in succession. |
*** Three uses of ''"Why?!"'' with the images of [[Vince McMahon]] and Eric Bischoff shaking hands, Hornswoggle, and [[Michael Cole]] in succession. |
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* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[Creator's Pet|Hornswoggle]] rapping, missed [[Bryan Danielson|Danielson]] / [[Sheamus]], and '''''that's''' the [[Wrestlemania]] main event?!'' "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning [[Jim Cornette]] into various people/characters such as [[The Iron Sheik]], [[ |
* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[Creator's Pet|Hornswoggle]] rapping, missed [[Bryan Danielson|Danielson]] / [[Sheamus]], and '''''that's''' the [[Wrestlemania]] main event?!'' "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning [[Jim Cornette]] into various people/characters such as [[The Iron Sheik]], [[RoboCop]], [[Lucky Star|Konata Izumi]], [[Captain Ersatz|Arachniman]], [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina]], [[Pokémon (anime)|Ash Ketchum]], etc. Set to "Call on Me" (known to YTMNDers as the "X Never Changes Facial Expressions" song). |
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* #170: [[Jim Ross]] calls a Diva a bitch. |
* #170: [[Jim Ross]] calls a Diva a bitch. |
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{{quote|'''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' WHAT?!}} |
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* 172: The "Muffler Incident". Nothing more needs to be said. |
* 172: The "Muffler Incident". Nothing more needs to be said. |
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** Robert Rhode cuts a promo involving a knock knock joke on Matt Hardy and his mystery tag partner Chris Harris (who left TNA to go to WWE and was renamed Braden Walker). |
** Robert Rhode cuts a promo involving a knock knock joke on Matt Hardy and his mystery tag partner Chris Harris (who left TNA to go to WWE and was renamed Braden Walker). |
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{{quote|'''Fans:''' KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? BRADEN WALKER!}} |
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* 173: Mean Gene Okerlund winds up mixing up the name of Daffney, a female wrestler, with Crowbar, a male wrestler. |
* 173: Mean Gene Okerlund winds up mixing up the name of Daffney, a female wrestler, with Crowbar, a male wrestler. |
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** [[Randy Savage]], the gift that keeps on giving. |
** [[Randy Savage]], the gift that keeps on giving. |
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* 174: [[The Miz]] is ... [[Jerry Lawler|AAWWWWWWFUUUUUL!!!]] |
* 174: [[The Miz]] is ... [[Jerry Lawler|AAWWWWWWFUUUUUL!!!]] |
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* 175: MY NAME IS CHAD. |
* 175: MY NAME IS CHAD. |
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{{quote|'''Fans:''' CHAD SUCKS! CHAD SUCKS!}} |
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** "TRENT ACID, YOU ALMOST KICKED ME IN THE BALLS, YOU ASSHOLE!!!" |
** "TRENT ACID, YOU ALMOST KICKED ME IN THE BALLS, YOU ASSHOLE!!!" |
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** Tony Chimel announcing the, uh, "Woman's" Championship. |
** Tony Chimel announcing the, uh, "Woman's" Championship. |
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* 176: Drew Galloway starts a promo by saying, "Unlike Drew Galloway..." Whoever corrected him off-screen was clearly displeased. |
* 176: Drew Galloway starts a promo by saying, "Unlike Drew Galloway..." Whoever corrected him off-screen was clearly displeased. |
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** Fans taunt King with a Burger King crown. ''And actually get it on his head!'' |
** Fans taunt King with a Burger King crown. ''And actually get it on his head!'' |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''King:''' McMahon! I'm about to punch somebody's lights out right now! |
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'''Fans:''' BURGER KING! BURGER KING! }} |
'''Fans:''' BURGER KING! BURGER KING! }} |
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* 179: "What are these doing here? Here we come, Botchamania." |
* 179: "What are these doing here? Here we come, Botchamania." |
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** Another Burger King reference. [[Jerry Lawler]] is not amused. |
** Another Burger King reference. [[Jerry Lawler]] is not amused. |
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** A CZW wrestler does [[Booker T]]. |
** A CZW wrestler does [[Booker T]]. |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|WHAAAT?!}} |
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** Hey Mr. Anderson, watch out for that- ''(thud)'' ...microphone... |
** Hey Mr. Anderson, watch out for that- ''(thud)'' ...microphone... |
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* 182: The New Age Outlaws mouth off. |
* 182: The New Age Outlaws mouth off. |
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* 183: "He just left a skidmark on that boy!". For once, [[Michael Cole]] is speechless. |
* 183: "He just left a skidmark on that boy!". For once, [[Michael Cole]] is speechless. |
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* 184: A match from the [[Giftedly Bad|Raja Lion Training Academy]], with the ''[[ |
* 184: A match from the [[Giftedly Bad|Raja Lion Training Academy]], with the ''[[Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]'' version of [[Soundtrack Dissonance|Zero's theme from]] ''[[Mega Man X]] 2'' blaring in the background. |
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** The CZW clip features the most famous song from ''[[Jesus Christ Superstar|JEEEZUS Christ Superstar]]''. |
** The CZW clip features the most famous song from ''[[Jesus Christ Superstar|JEEEZUS Christ Superstar]]''. |
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* 185: All of [[Booker T]]'s commentarry from the episode could count, but this little jem stands out: |
* 185: All of [[Booker T]]'s commentarry from the episode could count, but this little jem stands out: |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''[[Booker T]]''': Hip bone connected to the leg bone! |
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'''[[Michael Cole]]''': What?! }} |
'''[[Michael Cole]]''': What?! }} |
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* 186: This [[CZW]] clip setup: |
* 186: This [[CZW]] clip setup: |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''[[Jim Cornette|Cornette Face]]''': ''(superimposed on [[Conan O'Brien]]'s [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{small-caps| Dear Maffew: Please stop using [[CZW]] clips. Sincerely, Cornette Face.}}<br /> |
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''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''<br /> |
''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''<br /> |
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'''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!'' }} |
'''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!'' }} |
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* 188: Mr. Anderson has finally had enough with the microphone bloopers. |
* 188: Mr. Anderson has finally had enough with the microphone bloopers. |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Mr. Anderson:''' AAAASSSHOOOOLLES!!!}} |
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** More CZW clips?! NOOOOOOOO!!! |
** More CZW clips?! NOOOOOOOO!!! |
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** (Belch) |
** (Belch) |
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* 189: The [[The Hangover|Hangover]] - style ending, featuring everyone from [[Cody Rhodes]] and [[Kelly Kelly]] to ''Hornswoggle'' to '''New Jack and [[The Iron Sheik]]''' getting absolutely shitfaced at a party and being all different kinds of stupid. |
* 189: The [[The Hangover|Hangover]] - style ending, featuring everyone from [[Cody Rhodes]] and [[Kelly Kelly]] to ''Hornswoggle'' to '''New Jack and [[The Iron Sheik]]''' getting absolutely shitfaced at a party and being all different kinds of stupid. |
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* 190: [[Glass Jaw Referee]] to the extreme. |
* 190: [[Glass Jaw Referee]] to the extreme. |
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** [[CZW]] is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''[[The Emperor's New Groove |
** [[CZW]] is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''[[The Emperor's New Groove|The Emperors New Groove]]'': |
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{{quote|'''Yzma''': Pull the lever, Kronk! |
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''(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)'' |
''(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)'' |
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'''SFX''': ''(as Yzma falls)'' '''''JEEEEEEEEEEEE<small> EEESUUUUUUUUUU </small><small> UUUUUUUUUS </small>!!!''''' }} |
'''SFX''': ''(as Yzma falls)'' '''''JEEEEEEEEEEEE<small> EEESUUUUUUUUUU </small><small> UUUUUUUUUS </small>!!!''''' }} |
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** "Stop living in the past, you idiots!". |
** "Stop living in the past, you idiots!". |
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== Botchamania 191-200 == |
== Botchamania 191-200 == |
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* 192: [[Kane ( |
* 192: [[Kane (wrestling)|Kane]] scares Coach right off his chair. |
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** Hit a dropkick, land on head--that's Ric Blade's career in 10 seconds." |
** Hit a dropkick, land on head--that's Ric Blade's career in 10 seconds." |
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** Introducing the British Table. |
** Introducing the British Table. |
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* 193: [[Booker T]] discusses the "We comin' fo' YOU, nigga!" moment. |
* 193: [[Booker T]] discusses the "We comin' fo' YOU, nigga!" moment. |
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** A typical [[CZW]] setup is turned on its ear when {{spoiler|it instead cuts to [[Chuck Norris]] at a WWE event kicking down another wrestler; cut back to [[Conan O |
** A typical [[CZW]] setup is turned on its ear when {{spoiler|it instead cuts to [[Chuck Norris]] at a WWE event kicking down another wrestler; cut back to [[Conan O'Brien]], only with [[Vince Russo]]'s head superimposed over his, with "SWERVE" as the caption}}. It then goes into CZW as normal. |
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* 194: [[Animaniacs |
* 194: [[Animaniacs|And now it's time for "Good Idea; Bad Idea."]] Or, as Maffew describes it, "[[Wimp Fight|These punches couldn't put a dent in a cream cake]]." |
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** [[Scott Steiner]] gets pissed at the crowd for ''[[Ensemble Darkhorse|cheering for him]].'' |
** [[Scott Steiner]] gets pissed at the crowd for ''[[Ensemble Darkhorse|cheering for him]].'' |
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** IWA King of the Death Matches 2011: |
** IWA King of the Death Matches 2011: |
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*** Bucky Collins' intro music is cut off. He pauses, then finishes his entrance singing the beat to his own song. |
*** Bucky Collins' intro music is cut off. He pauses, then finishes his entrance singing the beat to his own song. |
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*** A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with [[Pokémon |
*** A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] ears. Cue WTF?! reaction images. |
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** [[CHIKARA]] vs. ring construction. |
** [[CHIKARA]] vs. ring construction. |
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* 195: [[Samoa Joe]] legit |
* 195: [[Samoa Joe]] legit KOs his opponent in a match. Since he can't wrestle anymore, his partner has to drag him back to his own corner and tag his unconscious body. |
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** William "The Refridgerator" Perry's promo at [[Wrestlemania]] 2. Mean Gene Okerlund is conducting it. [[Corpsing|You can guess what Gene does]]. |
** William "The Refridgerator" Perry's promo at [[Wrestlemania]] 2. Mean Gene Okerlund is conducting it. [[Corpsing|You can guess what Gene does]]. |
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** Orlando Jordan vs. Two Girls, One Cup. |
** Orlando Jordan vs. Two Girls, One Cup. |
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* 196: [[Left Fielder|"FISH BATTER!"]] |
* 196: [[Left Fielder|"FISH BATTER!"]] |
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** Sandman's cell phone goes off. |
** Sandman's cell phone goes off. |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Sandman:''' Hey! ''(to the crowd)'' Tell my mom--am I'm in the middle of a match?! |
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''(crowd cheers)'' |
''(crowd cheers)'' |
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'''Sandman''': ...[[Cassandra Truth|no, I'm not in a bar]]! }} |
'''Sandman''': ...[[Cassandra Truth|no, I'm not in a bar]]! }} |
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*** Someone in the crowd imitates [[The Iron Sheik]], knowing full well this is going in Botchamania. |
*** Someone in the crowd imitates [[The Iron Sheik]], knowing full well this is going in Botchamania. |
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** Another random garbage match. |
** Another random garbage match. |
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* 197: JR-Roonie, anyone? |
* 197: JR-Roonie, anyone? |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''[[Jim Ross]]:''' I never said I was a rapper!}} |
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** An XPW announcer mouths off. |
** An XPW announcer mouths off. |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|De hot dog give me diarrhea for 3 week! }} |
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** Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg monologue] from [[Glen or Glenda]], as portrayed in ''[[Ed Wood ( |
** Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg monologue] from [[Glen or Glenda]], as portrayed in ''[[Ed Wood (film)|Ed Wood]]''. |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Bela:''' ''VAIT...POOL DA STRINK! '''POOL DA STRINK'''!'' |
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'''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!''''' }} |
'''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!''''' }} |
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* 198: It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently. |
* 198: It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently. |
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** The [[CZW]] clips are setup with [[Randy Orton]]'s theme playing (specifically "{{ |
** The [[CZW]] clips are setup with [[Randy Orton]]'s theme playing (specifically "{{small-caps|I Hear Voices in My Head, They Counsel Me, They Understand, They Talk to Me}}). Before Conan pulls the lever, the phrase "PULL IT" blinks in and out repeatedly around him. |
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* 199: "And now, TNA Wrestling and Direct Auto Insurance present ''Genesis''." Or as it's known in Europe... Ah who am I kidding? If TNA were a Sega console, [[Take That|it sure as hell wouldn't be the Mega Drive]]. {{spoiler|[[Other Sega Systems|TNA 32X]] ([[Knuckles Chaotix|"Door into Summer"]] plays)}} |
* 199: "And now, TNA Wrestling and Direct Auto Insurance present ''Genesis''." Or as it's known in Europe... Ah who am I kidding? If TNA were a Sega console, [[Take That|it sure as hell wouldn't be the Mega Drive]]. {{spoiler|[[Other Sega Systems|TNA 32X]] ([[Knuckles Chaotix|"Door into Summer"]] plays)}} |
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* 200: A fan yells, "[[Groin Attack|Kick him in the dick]]!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!" |
* 200: A fan yells, "[[Groin Attack|Kick him in the dick]]!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!" |
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** [[The Miz]] leaves his mark in the ring. Literally. |
** [[The Miz]] leaves his mark in the ring. Literally. |
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** After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. ''[[Sure Let's Go |
** After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. ''[[Sure, Let's Go with That|He celebrates by hoisting up both of them]].'' |
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*** After the match, Kevin Steen had this to say: |
*** After the match, Kevin Steen had this to say: |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Steen''': I'll tell ya one thing...[[Worthy Opponent|I knew we'd tear the fucking roof off]].}} |
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** First came Insane [[Dusty Rhodes|Dusty]] Commentary, then Inane [[Booker T|Black Snow]] commentary, then there was Insipid [[Taz]] commentary, even Intoxicated [[Roddy Piper|Piper]] Commentary, and then #200 gave us Imbecilic [[Michael Cole]] Commentary. |
** First came Insane [[Dusty Rhodes|Dusty]] Commentary, then Inane [[Booker T|Black Snow]] commentary, then there was Insipid [[Taz]] commentary, even Intoxicated [[Roddy Piper|Piper]] Commentary, and then #200 gave us Imbecilic [[Michael Cole]] Commentary. |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|[[Father Ted|"How does that gobshite get on the television?!"]]}} |
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** A [[Action Girl|joshi]] wrestler does a big splash off the top rope...and her mask flies off. |
** A [[Action Girl|joshi]] wrestler does a big splash off the top rope...and her mask flies off. |
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** The very fact that [[Kurt Angle]] made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for? |
** The very fact that [[Kurt Angle]] made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for? |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Kurt''': Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be... |
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''([[Conan O |
''([[Conan O'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever are superimposed over the face of Daivari)'' |
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'''SFX''': {{ |
'''SFX''': {{small-caps|JEEZUS!}} }} |
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* 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''[[Star Fox 64]]''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode: |
* 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''[[Star Fox 64]]''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode: |
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{{quote| |
{{quote|'''Peppy''': Okay, now shoot the switcher! |
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'''Zandig''': NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG! |
'''Zandig''': NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG! |
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''(The tank then shoots the switcher)'' |
''(The tank then shoots the switcher)'' |
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'''SFX''': ''(as a communique from [[Conan O |
'''SFX''': ''(as a communique from [[Conan O'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{small-caps|JEEZUS!}} |
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'''Peppy''': Good going, Fox! }} |
'''Peppy''': Good going, Fox! }} |
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* 203: [[Christian|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive|c]][[Mark Henry|e]]-[[The A-Team |
* 203: [[Christian|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive|c]][[Mark Henry|e]]-[[The A-Team|Team!]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And David Otunga]] |
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** Adam Pearce and his manager argue with a fan to the point they start doing breath exercises, but it backfires spectacularly with "Scarp Iron corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!" |
** Adam Pearce and his manager argue with a fan to the point they start doing breath exercises, but it backfires spectacularly with "Scarp Iron corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!" |
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* 204: In "Sing Along With Ex-Drew Gulak Fans", the CZW crowd really gives it to Drew with chants of "Whit-ney Hous-ton", "Brook-lyn Braw-ler", "Bar-ry Hor-o-witz", "Giiiiiillberg", "S.D. Jones", "Cena sucks", "Turtle-neck", "Su-per Dra-gon", "Fuck this shit", "Wife-beater", "You screwed Bret", "H-B-K" and "Under-taker". The commentators nearly lose it while Drew is understandably pissed. |
* 204: In "Sing Along With Ex-Drew Gulak Fans", the CZW crowd really gives it to Drew with chants of "Whit-ney Hous-ton", "Brook-lyn Braw-ler", "Bar-ry Hor-o-witz", "Giiiiiillberg", "S.D. Jones", "Cena sucks", "Turtle-neck", "Su-per Dra-gon", "Fuck this shit", "Wife-beater", "You screwed Bret", "H-B-K" and "Under-taker". The commentators nearly lose it while Drew is understandably pissed. |
Latest revision as of 00:50, 11 September 2021
Botchamania 1-10
- #5: Sandman's drunken attempt to do a promo for NoDQ.com's XMV (full promo here, Botchamania here)
- #8: The now-legendary definition of a "windjammer":
Al: Can I ask you a question first of all? |
Botchamania 11-20
- #11: Dave "The Redneck" Schultz's misadventures in San Francisco:
Schultz: Last time I was in San Francisco, I went downtown lookin' for a woman. You know what I'm saying?! I wanted a woman! I couldn't find a woman! (Mean Gene, conducting the interview, corpses) I found a lot of men that LOOKED LIKE women! (camera zooms in Schultz's face as Gene turns away) Now YOU, Hulk Hogan, you belong in San Francisco--What's wrong with you, Gene?!--I'm tellin' it like it is, baby! You belong in San Francisco; that's your kind of place, that's your kind of people, because you've never had a woman, baby! |
- Also, Sid Vicious says the following with an entirely straight face:
Sid Vicious: You know and I know that you are only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do! |
- 15: The Rock appears to be suffering from a bout of laryngitis, much to Mankind's amusement.
- The Rock loses his glasses. And then Mankind retrieves them for him.
The Rock: The Rock thanks you for that. |
- 18: The Rock + Coach + Broken Microphone = Hilarious.
- 20: Roddy Piper dropping an F-Bomb and Gene Okerlund's reaction.
- "Hower Power". Period.
- A Japanese wrestler has technical difficulties:
Wrestler: Oi! (mic isn't functioning properly, starts tinkering with it) |
- Lex Luger goes berserk.
Lex Luger: I'm pissed, now! |
Botchamania 21-30
- 23: Sandman does a shoot interview which quickly turn's into a laugh fest as seen here
- 24: Look out! Flying beverage!
- Look out! Flying monkey!
- 26: Kevin Nash is mistaken about how Ric Flair's Catch Phrase goes.
Nash: So while you guys decide to do the limo-flyin'... |
- 27: Dragon Dragon, the most agile reptile in wrestling history. Or maybe not.
- 28: Look out, Vince! Flying sweatshirt!
King: Morons! |
- The "Chicken Incident".
Botchamania 31-40
- 31: Triple H gets the giggles.
- 38: Brock Lesnar finally snaps after multiple tirades from the audience.
- 39: The infamous Super Dragon incident.
Botchamania 41-50
- 44: Orton vs ECW Fanboys.
- Magnum T.A. to Tully Blanchard: "And when we come to Philadelphia this time, there's gonna be no mistaking what's gonna happen: I'm gonna come on you like nobody's ever come on you before!"
- 45: After his match with Triple H at One Night Stand: Extreme Rules (the one that injured his collarbone), a legitimately angry Randy Orton tells off a booing crowd.
Orton: SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
- Mick Foley offers up this gem during a TLC match
"They're sliding in not one but two |
- JR calls Umaga's spinning sideslam to Jeff Hardy a Black Hole Slam, while technically not wrong it looks rather awkward considering the implications.
- 46: Million Dollar Mania, Rick-Rolling and all.
- 47: Gene Okerlund vs. Alfred Hayes. Who will corpse first?
- The "UnderCasket". If you thought Paul Bearer was funny when he wasn't flubbing his lines...
- 50: Rottweilers Gone Wild.
Botchamania 51-60
- 51: The Giant goes down at the end of a title match via a belt shot to the face...and stays down for 6 minutes afterwards. They must've replaced the gold with lead.
- Gene Okerlund vs. Prankster Cameraman.
- 52: "He got a BICYCLE!!! He got a BICYCLE from somebody, who would be ridin' a bicycle in this arena?![...]Speakin' of gibberish, Bubba went over and got him a bicycle, I don't know where the kid is that was a-ridin' it, but he ain't on it when he brought it to the ring!"
- 58: Randy Savage singing along with The Village People (no points for guessing which song).
- 59: Randy Savage going overboard at the Royal Rumble and having to be restrained and dragged back into the ring...by The Undertaker.
- 'Who do you think, you are kidding Mr Hitler...'
- 60: Jake Roberts titillates the audience by playing with his, erm, snake.
Botchamania 61-70
- 61: One of the most iconic scenes in the series involves Road Warrior Hawk walking in on Vader's promo accidentally.
- 63: John Cena seems to be just a wee bit too excited about tag-teaming with Trish Stratus...
- 64: WCW hammering the final nail into their coffin with that remark.
- Also some more calls by 'the greatest commentator in the history of our sport'... cue Ric Flair, Lex Luthor and Willy Wonka.
- 65: Maffew goes overboard pointing out the error in "the tenth annual Starrcade '92".
- Pat Patterson walking in on The Rock's promo.
- Hey Flair, watch out for that- (clunk) ...camera...
- Set redesigns. Gotta love 'em.
- 66: Bobby Heenan hates this place.
- 67: Announcing a match between Chris Jericho & Jeff Hardy.
Stephanie McMahon: Furthermore these superstars will be in action against each other. You will see Triple H...Well, I pulled an Adamle. |
- 67 Also started this.
- Yet another f**ked-up WCW match ending. Cue the flying beverages.
- 68: On an episode of ECW during a match between Jack Swagger and Christian:
Todd Grisham: Our main event continues next, Swagger vs Striker and Finlay & Hornswoggle are here too. |
- Sandman gets drunk before a show. Hilarity Ensues.
- 69: Jim Cornette's Dusty Rhodes impersonation. Also, the origin of the Cornette Face (though the classic use would originate in BM 84).
Botchamania 71-80
- 71: The Undertaker's bizarre facial expression during his Wrestlemania 25 match. What's he thinking about, anyway?
- 72: How much does this guy weigh?
- 73: Shawn Michaels' costume gets stuck to the ramp during his entrance.
- 74: The Slim Jim rap.
- Note to all wrestlers: Always wear undertights. Because you never know.
- 79: CZW: When Airhorns Attack.
- The debut of "FAAACKING BULLSHEET!".
- 80: Medusa and Meng, the true bookends of the Monday Night Wars.
Botchamania 81-90
- #84: Scott Steiner does not take kindly to being corrected.
Scott Steiner: So if I set up a meeting with you and Sharmell, and I'll be the modifier- |
- Miss Elizabeth corpsing? SEND FOR THE...wait, never mind.
- The classic "Cornette Face" is born.
- Scott Hall and Kevin Nash shooting to RF Video about a tag match they had against Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray), wherein Hall spat on Ray, who a) got really pissed off, and b) did not see it coming. Hall would immediately tag out after that.
- YOU CANNOT UNSEE FAT JUSTIN CREDIBLE
- #86: The ending that used sound bytes from Ric Flair, The Iron Sheik and others to introduce Lord Woo Fak Fak.
- Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching...
Toronto Fans: GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! |
- #87: Gene Okerlund explains his Precision F-Strike.
- #89: The introduction of the series' resident Butt Monkey, "CZW Airhorn Guy."
Audience Member: Knock knock, who's there? I GOT NO PANTS ON!!! |
- Vince McMahon and Bobby Heenan answer a viewer's letter...or try to.
- #90: Santino Marella (in drag) hits on Jim Ross. J.R. never saw it coming.
Botchamania 91-100
- 91: Raven vs AJK. The winner: the table they tried to use in numerous spots that absolutely REFUSED to break.
Audience: Let's go, table! *clapclapclapclapclap* |
- 94: Kevin Nash tries his hand at commentating.
- 96: A fan craps on Randy Orton's promo.
Randy Orton: Unfortunately, something else is a part of me. Something that I have been living with for quite some time. |
Botchamania 101-110
- 101: Gene Okerlund corpses. Again.
- 103: Cactus Jack and Terry Funk face the wrath of the flying chairs.
Joey Styles: Please do not throw the chairs into the ring! Stop the chairs! |
- 104: Yet another promo walk-in.
- Shawn Michaels looses his tear-aways.
- Botchamania 109 opens with a high-energy intro to Survivor Series set against Guilty Gear music. In the middle of it all is a quick "Send For The Man" cutaway that goes against the tone so hard it's just hilarious.
- A match that brings a whole new meaning to the term, "Garbage Wrestler".
Dusty Rhodes: It's a toilet lid! He's got a toilet lid! Look, a pizza pan! |
- 110: Trish Stratus and "Polly Walnuts".
- Caution: Floor slippery when covered with cotton candy.
- Yet another f*cked-up WCW ending. Cue Cornette Face, Orton Face, Taker Face, Hogan Face...
Botchamania 111-120
- 112: Chris Jericho vs. Flying Glowsticks.
- 116: A wrestler loses his pants, much to the commentators' amusement.
Commentator: We just saw his weiner! |
- Jeff Jarrett vs. Flying Tacos.
- Look out! Flying NWO t-shirt!
Botchamania 121-130
- 123: CM Punk tells it like it is.
- Look out, Paul Heyman! Flying beverage!
- 125: CZW's Callihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: "Air Horn Fan is defeated: Callihan Wins!")...only for more airhorns to go off.
- (Caption: "Goddamnit")
- 126: CZW: Chairshot-A-Palooza.
- 127: Scott Hall wants a "dealdo".
- 129: Ric Flair go down da hole.
Botchamania 131-140
- 132: Big Dick Dudley finally snaps and takes it all out on a young fan.
- 133: ROH + Broken Microphones = Hilarious.
- 135: Perhaps the most awesome use of this Full Metal Jacket line ever, when two wrestlers fall on each other in a... suggestive pose:
You're the kinda guy who'd fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you! |
- 136 A wrestler suplexes his opponent onto some light tubes Maffew decides to play the character of the referee who got a piece of glass in his eye.
Ref: My eye Lawler, you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler. |
(A meeting room taken from Akira, with the caption TNA Booking Meeting) |
- 138: The explanation of Eric Young's heel turn, cue Brother Ray face, cue stickman Cornette Face, horses (and one dolphin) leaping over a rainbow set to carnival music.
- The legendary shooting star press that resulted in the wrestler landing chest-first on the same turnbuckle.
- 139: Look out, Booker T! Flying bottle!
- 140: Ladies & Gentlemen "Jumpin" Jeff Farmer.
- Endings courtesy of MS Paint.
Botchamania 141-150
- 141: The discovery that John Cena is in fact... Shane Douglas! Now cut the fucking music.
- 143: "Magnificent" Don Muraco sure loves doughnuts.
- Some men should stop watching The Dark Knight and retire already. Burn.
- Uh oh. Looks like Kevin Sullivan missed his nap.
- 144: An announcer botches Raven's entrance, and it's all downhill from there.
- Terry Funk's dream.
- 145: Lawsuitmania.
- Sabu wrestles well, leading to the conclusion that he's either the reverse Samson or he botches botching. Just when you think you have all the answers, Sabu changes the questions.
- 146: 'And Kidman, bring your squack!'
- The Sheik and a love letter
- 147: The Japanese Table strikes again.
- 150: The Botchamania Tribute Match, which included...
- Blown spots!
- Tables that would not break!
- Insane Dusty Commentary! The guy who sent in the match, "Spike", went and grabbed a bicycle to use as a weapon; 1) he shouted "HE GOT A BICYCLE!", 2) the crowd started a Botchamania chant, and 3) the commentator ran down Dusty Rhodes's infamous commentary from that moment, right down to the lisp and inflections Dusty used.
Botchamania 151-160
- 150: The lead-in to the CZW segment is a clip from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, where the Mask Salesman is about to get really pissed off at Link:
Mask Salesman: Don't tell me...it's CZW...AGAIN...isn't it? (pissed-off face) |
- The first promo. It would have been funny even if it hadn't been botched.
- 151: "Cattle Mutilation".
- 152: "Are you asking for a no-disqualification?"
- "I EAT CHILDREN!"
- 153: Bret Hart gets his opponent in a sharpshooter and Earl Hebner almost counts it as a pin.
- Fcuk This Compant.
- Sting gatecrashes a match ... or does he?
- 155: What do you get when you take a Sabu match with blown spots and other botches and set it to to the theme of Andy William's "The Impossible Dream"? Hilarity.
- This ending to Botchamania 156, which equates Cena to a certain Super Mario character...
- 160: The very beginning, and repeating theme throughout of The Iron Sheik having a raging boner right before he put the camel clutch on Hulk Hogan.
Botchamania 161-170
- #164, in response to the atrocious Sting vs. Jeff Hardy match, Jim Cornette tweeted, "Just watched TNA...I have to come up with a new face." Cue montage of Cornette reaction images set to "Happy Happy Joy Joy".
- #165: Scott Steiner needs another drink.
- #166: "Hide my face! You have brought shame to the Tiger Mask name! And this is coming from Tiger Mask IV!"
- One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from NFL Blitz set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the Montreal Screwjob, the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of Eddie Guerrero with the sound byte "Holmes!") some you can catch if your pause finger is fast enough.
- What sounds like "She-he" with a picture of Chyna: "Sorry, that joke was a bit obvious. I was only kidding, anyway. Besides, who or what else could I put here? Orlando Jordan? Goldust?" Now that's just offensive!"
- "Fat" with a picture of Samoa Joe: "Damn you, Scott Steiner promos! And your unintentional hilarity!"
- "Should've stayed home today...hell, I should've stayed home..." with a picture of the Jeff Hardy vs. Sting title "match": "Oh, come on! Really?!"
- Three uses of "Why?!" with the images of Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff shaking hands, Hornswoggle, and Michael Cole in succession.
- One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from NFL Blitz set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the Montreal Screwjob, the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of Eddie Guerrero with the sound byte "Holmes!") some you can catch if your pause finger is fast enough.
- #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and Hornswoggle rapping, missed Danielson / Sheamus, and that's the Wrestlemania main event?! "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at Wrestlemania XXVII (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning Jim Cornette into various people/characters such as The Iron Sheik, RoboCop, Konata Izumi, Arachniman, Kamina, Ash Ketchum, etc. Set to "Call on Me" (known to YTMNDers as the "X Never Changes Facial Expressions" song).
- #170: Jim Ross calls a Diva a bitch.
Jerry Lawler: WHAT?! |
Botchamania 171-180
- 171: Diego "The Strangler" Corleone takes a tumble.
- 172: The "Muffler Incident". Nothing more needs to be said.
- Robert Rhode cuts a promo involving a knock knock joke on Matt Hardy and his mystery tag partner Chris Harris (who left TNA to go to WWE and was renamed Braden Walker).
Fans: KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? BRADEN WALKER! |
- 173: Mean Gene Okerlund winds up mixing up the name of Daffney, a female wrestler, with Crowbar, a male wrestler.
- Randy Savage, the gift that keeps on giving.
- Vuvuzelas are the new airhorns.
- CZW commentators should look behind them every once in a while.
- 174: The Miz is ... AAWWWWWWFUUUUUL!!!
- 175: MY NAME IS CHAD.
Fans: CHAD SUCKS! CHAD SUCKS! |
- "TRENT ACID, YOU ALMOST KICKED ME IN THE BALLS, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
- Tony Chimel announcing the, uh, "Woman's" Championship.
- 176: Drew Galloway starts a promo by saying, "Unlike Drew Galloway..." Whoever corrected him off-screen was clearly displeased.
- Fans taunt King with a Burger King crown. And actually get it on his head!
King: McMahon! I'm about to punch somebody's lights out right now! |
- 179: "What are these doing here? Here we come, Botchamania."
- Another Burger King reference. Jerry Lawler is not amused.
- A CZW wrestler does Booker T.
WHAAAT?! |
- Hey Mr. Anderson, watch out for that- (thud) ...microphone...
Botchamania 181-190
- 181: It was a given that Maffew was going to add Triple H calling CM Punk a "skinny fat ass". What was not expected was superimposing Scott Steiner yelling "FAT ASSES!" on Triple H's forehead.
- 182: The New Age Outlaws mouth off.
- 183: "He just left a skidmark on that boy!". For once, Michael Cole is speechless.
- 184: A match from the Raja Lion Training Academy, with the Marvel vs. Capcom 3 version of Zero's theme from Mega Man X 2 blaring in the background.
- The CZW clip features the most famous song from JEEEZUS Christ Superstar.
- 185: All of Booker T's commentarry from the episode could count, but this little jem stands out:
Booker T: Hip bone connected to the leg bone! |
- 186: This CZW clip setup:
Cornette Face: (superimposed on Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger lever) Dear Maffew: Please stop using CZW clips. Sincerely, Cornette Face. |
- 188: Mr. Anderson has finally had enough with the microphone bloopers.
Mr. Anderson: AAAASSSHOOOOLLES!!! |
- More CZW clips?! NOOOOOOOO!!!
- (Belch)
- 189: The Hangover - style ending, featuring everyone from Cody Rhodes and Kelly Kelly to Hornswoggle to New Jack and The Iron Sheik getting absolutely shitfaced at a party and being all different kinds of stupid.
- 190: Glass Jaw Referee to the extreme.
- CZW is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from The Emperors New Groove:
Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk! |
- "Stop living in the past, you idiots!".
- And yet another corpsing fit courtesy of Gene Okerlund.
Botchamania 191-200
- 192: Kane scares Coach right off his chair.
- Hit a dropkick, land on head--that's Ric Blade's career in 10 seconds."
- Introducing the British Table.
- 193: Booker T discusses the "We comin' fo' YOU, nigga!" moment.
- A typical CZW setup is turned on its ear when it instead cuts to Chuck Norris at a WWE event kicking down another wrestler; cut back to Conan O'Brien, only with Vince Russo's head superimposed over his, with "SWERVE" as the caption. It then goes into CZW as normal.
- 194: And now it's time for "Good Idea; Bad Idea." Or, as Maffew describes it, "These punches couldn't put a dent in a cream cake."
- Scott Steiner gets pissed at the crowd for cheering for him.
- IWA King of the Death Matches 2011:
- Bucky Collins' intro music is cut off. He pauses, then finishes his entrance singing the beat to his own song.
- A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with Pikachu ears. Cue WTF?! reaction images.
- CHIKARA vs. ring construction.
- 195: Samoa Joe legit KOs his opponent in a match. Since he can't wrestle anymore, his partner has to drag him back to his own corner and tag his unconscious body.
- William "The Refridgerator" Perry's promo at Wrestlemania 2. Mean Gene Okerlund is conducting it. You can guess what Gene does.
- Orlando Jordan vs. Two Girls, One Cup.
- 196: "FISH BATTER!"
- Sandman's cell phone goes off.
Sandman: Hey! (to the crowd) Tell my mom--am I'm in the middle of a match?! |
- Someone in the crowd imitates The Iron Sheik, knowing full well this is going in Botchamania.
- Another random garbage match.
- 197: JR-Roonie, anyone?
Jim Ross: I never said I was a rapper! |
- An XPW announcer mouths off.
De hot dog give me diarrhea for 3 week! |
- Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary monologue from Glen or Glenda, as portrayed in Ed Wood.
Bela: VAIT...POOL DA STRINK! POOL DA STRINK! |
- 198: It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently.
- The CZW clips are setup with Randy Orton's theme playing (specifically "I Hear Voices in My Head, They Counsel Me, They Understand, They Talk to Me). Before Conan pulls the lever, the phrase "PULL IT" blinks in and out repeatedly around him.
- 199: "And now, TNA Wrestling and Direct Auto Insurance present Genesis." Or as it's known in Europe... Ah who am I kidding? If TNA were a Sega console, it sure as hell wouldn't be the Mega Drive. TNA 32X ("Door into Summer" plays)
- 200: A fan yells, "Kick him in the dick!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
- The Miz leaves his mark in the ring. Literally.
- After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. He celebrates by hoisting up both of them.
- After the match, Kevin Steen had this to say:
Steen: I'll tell ya one thing...I knew we'd tear the fucking roof off. |
- First came Insane Dusty Commentary, then Inane Black Snow commentary, then there was Insipid Taz commentary, even Intoxicated Piper Commentary, and then #200 gave us Imbecilic Michael Cole Commentary.
Botchamania 201 and beyond
- 201: Mark Haskins landing on his neck after a botched Shooting Star Press. What makes the comedy of this moment is that Brock Lesnar's entrance music is playing during the clip! In case you don't get it, Brock Lesnar's most famous botch was nearly exactly like that of Haskins'.
- Suddenly, NINJAS! Thousands of them! Hey, Mr. Ninja! Watch out for that--(crash)...camera.
- A joshi wrestler does a big splash off the top rope...and her mask flies off.
- The very fact that Kurt Angle made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for?
Kurt: Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be... |
- 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from Star Fox 64. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode:
Peppy: Okay, now shoot the switcher! |
- 203: The Ace-Team! And David Otunga
- Adam Pearce and his manager argue with a fan to the point they start doing breath exercises, but it backfires spectacularly with "Scarp Iron corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
- 204: In "Sing Along With Ex-Drew Gulak Fans", the CZW crowd really gives it to Drew with chants of "Whit-ney Hous-ton", "Brook-lyn Braw-ler", "Bar-ry Hor-o-witz", "Giiiiiillberg", "S.D. Jones", "Cena sucks", "Turtle-neck", "Su-per Dra-gon", "Fuck this shit", "Wife-beater", "You screwed Bret", "H-B-K" and "Under-taker". The commentators nearly lose it while Drew is understandably pissed.
- At TNA Victory Road '12, Jeremy Borash holds a cell phone and tells us that "Victory Road" is the No. 1 Twitter trend in the United Kingdom. Maffew then exposes TNA as bad liars by saying, "There's no legal way of watching TNA PPVs live in the UK. Be careful what you brag about."
- 205: An extremely heavy man makes his debut for an indy promotion, leans back on the ropes during his introduction... and breaks the ring. Maffew even works in the losing horns from The Price Is Right to add insult to injury.
- Poor Maria Menounos really gets it in this Botchamania for her performance at WrestleMania XXVIII. Sure, she got a lot of acclaim for working most of the match with broken ribs, but it's not her overall performance that gets nitpicked by Maffew. For starters, Maria and Kelly Kelly performed a double stinkface to Eve and as Maffew points out, "Celebrity Woman stinkfaces Eve. Her fake tan rubs off on her arse[2]." To make matters worse, she became the victim of "Corpsing at 'Mania? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
- Apparently, CZW has invested in Japanese tables.
Botchamania Specials
Steinermania:
- What do you get when you take Scott Steiner and Triple H's godawful match at Royal Rumble 03 and set it to the tune of "Sneaking" from MGS:VR Missions This.
- ↑ Karen Angle, now Karen Jarrett
- ↑ It Got Worse as the Internet was immediately abuzz with rumors that Maria left skid marks before the match.