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=== {{smallcaps|[[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 |
=== {{smallcaps|[[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)|Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]] (w/ FastestThingAlive)}} === |
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* FTA's [[Unstoppable Rage|reaction]] to the "Who's The Captain?" mission: |
* FTA's [[Unstoppable Rage|reaction]] to the "Who's The Captain?" mission: |
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{{quote|'''FTA:''' ...WHAT?! You're fucking jo--please tell me you're joking on that, please tell me, tell me he, I, just, ....e-e-excuse me for ten seconds please... ''(Leaves his mic)'' <small>WHAT THE FUCK?! GRAAAAAAHH! [[Wall Bang|-thud- -thud- -thud-]]</small><br /> |
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'''NTom''': ''(as FTA returns)'' All better now? }} |
'''NTom''': ''(as FTA returns)'' All better now? }} |
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** Made even funnier by the dialogue during the game WHILE he says this. |
** Made even funnier by the dialogue during the game WHILE he says this. |
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{{quote|'''FTA:''' WHAT THE FUCK?! |
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'''Sonic:''' That was incredible! |
'''Sonic:''' That was incredible! |
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'''FTA:''' [[Atomic F-Bomb|FUUUUCK!]] }} |
'''FTA:''' [[Atomic F-Bomb|FUUUUCK!]] }} |
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* Like FTA and [[Sonic Unleashed |
* Like FTA and [[Sonic Unleashed|Eggmanland]] below, NTom loses it in a similar fashion during the Trials of Soleanna. |
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** "''[[Heroic BSOD|Damn you all to hell!]] <small>[[Please Subscribe to Our Channel|Please subscribe.]]</small>''" (FTA) |
** "''[[Heroic BSOD|Damn you all to hell!]] <small>[[Please Subscribe to Our Channel|Please subscribe.]]</small>''" (FTA) |
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* Three words: |
* Three words: |
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{{quote|'''Shadow:''' ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)|Let's]] [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|get]]'' '''''[[Epic Fail|MOVING!]]'''''}} |
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* Near the end of Part 15 of Silver's story: |
* Near the end of Part 15 of Silver's story: |
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{{quote|'''FTA''': This has been ten minutes and forty-seven seconds of my life I'll never get back. Damn you all to hell! |
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'''NTom64''': Don't be silly... you don't have a life! }} |
'''NTom64''': Don't be silly... you don't have a life! }} |
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* '''FTA:''' Silver's head looks like marijuana! |
* '''FTA:''' Silver's head looks like marijuana! |
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=== {{smallcaps|[[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 |
=== {{smallcaps|[[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)|Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]] (w/ TheHelldragon; canceled)}} === |
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* "I feel up for a boss! Don't you, Tom?" (Helldragon) "Hmm, is this [[Loads and Loads of Loading|loading screen]] the boss?" (NTom) |
* "I feel up for a boss! Don't you, Tom?" (Helldragon) "Hmm, is this [[Loads and Loads of Loading|loading screen]] the boss?" (NTom) |
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* "I'm so glad that this cutscene of the [[You Fail History Forever|Cerberus]] being destroyed was sandwiched by [[Loads and Loads of Loading|loading screens]], because THAT'S what we needed!" (Helldragon) |
* "I'm so glad that this cutscene of the [[You Fail History Forever|Cerberus]] being destroyed was sandwiched by [[Loads and Loads of Loading|loading screens]], because THAT'S what we needed!" (Helldragon) |
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* A throwback to the ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' playthrough: |
* A throwback to the ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' playthrough: |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' That dialogue with Tails was terrible. |
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'''Helldragon:''' His gesturing is terrible. "Oh man, I hope we solve this mystery!" And he's flailing at the air like a moron! |
'''Helldragon:''' His gesturing is terrible. "Oh man, I hope we solve this mystery!" And he's flailing at the air like a moron! |
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'''Tom:''' Mm. Parasite Cage would be ashamed. |
'''Tom:''' Mm. Parasite Cage would be ashamed. |
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'''Helldragon:''' Buh, Parasite Cage should just jump in and kill them all, [[I Need a Freaking Drink|and then I can get a drink.]] }} |
'''Helldragon:''' Buh, Parasite Cage should just jump in and kill them all, [[I Need a Freaking Drink|and then I can get a drink.]] }} |
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* This exchange: |
* This exchange: |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' [[I Meant to Do That|By the way, this is intentional.]] ''(Sonic runs into a wall of spikes)''<br /> |
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'''Helldragon:''' Well, why'd you do that?<br /> |
'''Helldragon:''' Well, why'd you do that?<br /> |
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'''NTom:''' ''Because he deserves it, okay?'' }} |
'''NTom:''' ''Because he deserves it, okay?'' }} |
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* "No! Typing doesn't make it go! What was I thinking?! STAR TREK!" (Helldragon) |
* "No! Typing doesn't make it go! What was I thinking?! STAR TREK!" (Helldragon) |
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* Before Sonic's Kingdom Valley level, when Silver appears: |
* Before Sonic's Kingdom Valley level, when Silver appears: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon (whiny [[The Scrappy|Silver]] voice):''' ''Sonic, now we're alone so we can finally make love~''<br /> |
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'''NTom:''' Ugh; please don't bring your [[Fanfic|fanfiction]] into this, mate.<br /> |
'''NTom:''' Ugh; please don't bring your [[Fanfic|fanfiction]] into this, mate.<br /> |
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'''Helldragon (normal voice):''' Wha-- I don't write crap like that! }} |
'''Helldragon (normal voice):''' Wha-- I don't write crap like that! }} |
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* This exchange, regarding Eggman's choice of security: |
* This exchange, regarding Eggman's choice of security: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' ...I have to question the wisdom of making blast doors ''[[Too Dumb to Live|out of glass!]]''<br /> |
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'''Tom:''' What, is he taking advice from [[Pokémon |
'''Tom:''' What, is he taking advice from [[Pokémon: The Movie 2000|Lawrence III]] here?<br /> |
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'''Helldragon:''' He better not, or he'll end up just like Lawrence [[Continuity Nod|at the end of]] ''[[ |
'''Helldragon:''' He better not, or he'll end up just like Lawrence [[Continuity Nod|at the end of]] ''[[Pokémon Heroes]]''.<br /> |
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'''Tom:''' [[Analogy Backfire|What, his picture will be in a book?]]<br /> |
'''Tom:''' [[Analogy Backfire|What, his picture will be in a book?]]<br /> |
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'''Helldragon:''' ...''No''... that was an obituary, ''because I shot him''. }} |
'''Helldragon:''' ...''No''... that was an obituary, ''because I shot him''. }} |
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* During the last cutscene in Sonic's story, when Sonic and Elise are falling: |
* During the last cutscene in Sonic's story, when Sonic and Elise are falling: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' ''"I-probably-should've-thought-this-throooooough--"'' BWOOSH! And now they're dead.}} |
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* And in either of the '''06'' playthroughs... "''[[MC Hammer|Dooo-dododo-dodo-dodo]] [[Running Gag|Don't touch it!]]''" |
* And in either of the '''06'' playthroughs... "''[[MC Hammer|Dooo-dododo-dodo-dodo]] [[Running Gag|Don't touch it!]]''" |
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=== {{smallcaps|[[ |
=== {{smallcaps|[[Sonic Unleashed]]}} === |
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* NTom's little freak out when Sonic said [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 |
* NTom's little freak out when Sonic said [[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)|"Let's get moving."]] |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' It's going to be in every game! ''I can't escape it!''}} |
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* NTom posing a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw6yipwn-jo#t=5m22s perfectly reasonable question]: |
* NTom posing a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw6yipwn-jo#t=5m22s perfectly reasonable question]: |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' What's a moray? |
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'''FTA:''' [[Crowning Music of Awesome|When the moon hits your eye]], [[Dean Martin|like a big pizza pie]], ''that's'' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|a moray]].<br /> |
'''FTA:''' [[Crowning Music of Awesome|When the moon hits your eye]], [[Dean Martin|like a big pizza pie]], ''that's'' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|a moray]].<br /> |
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'''NTom:''' ''(clapping)'' Well done, [[Actually Pretty Funny|that is actually well deserved]]. }} |
'''NTom:''' ''(clapping)'' Well done, [[Actually Pretty Funny|that is actually well deserved]]. }} |
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* Tom [[Don't Explain the Joke|explains his joke]]: |
* Tom [[Don't Explain the Joke|explains his joke]]: |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' Well, Yuji Naka's always been a bit of a glory hog... |
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'''NTom:''' See what I did there? Glory "[[Incredibly Lame Pun|hog]]"?<br /> |
'''NTom:''' See what I did there? Glory "[[Incredibly Lame Pun|hog]]"?<br /> |
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'''FTA:''' It wasn't funny, so I didn't laugh. }} |
'''FTA:''' It wasn't funny, so I didn't laugh. }} |
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* During the Shamar night level: |
* During the Shamar night level: |
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{{quote|'''FTA:''' -starts humming [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}pN9rfmqNe28 this song]- |
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'''Tom:''' Could you please not hum that throughout the entirety of this part? |
'''Tom:''' Could you please not hum that throughout the entirety of this part? |
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'''FTA:''' ...Why? |
'''FTA:''' ...Why? |
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'''Tom:''' I really don't want to have to kill a bitch. |
'''Tom:''' I really don't want to have to kill a bitch. |
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([[Beat]]) |
([[Beat]]) |
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'''FTA:''' -starts humming it again- |
'''FTA:''' -starts humming it again- |
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'''Tom:''' Since I'm lazy, [[Unsound Effect|insert stabbing sound effect here]]. }} |
'''Tom:''' Since I'm lazy, [[Unsound Effect|insert stabbing sound effect here]]. }} |
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* The group's [[Rule 34]] discussions are always hilarious, but special mention goes to this playthrough, with them bringing up a hypothetical Fire Wizard x Professor Pickle [[Crack Fic]]. (Bonus points: this is shortly after the humming session mentioned immediately above.) |
* The group's [[Rule 34]] discussions are always hilarious, but special mention goes to this playthrough, with them bringing up a hypothetical Fire Wizard x Professor Pickle [[Crack Fic]]. (Bonus points: this is shortly after the humming session mentioned immediately above.) |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' *imitating Professor Pickle* Hmm... My nether regions are on fire! |
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'''FTA:''' Now [["No. Just... No" Reaction|that's]] [[Sick and Wrong|just]] ''[[This Is Wrong |
'''FTA:''' Now [["No. Just... No" Reaction|that's]] [[Sick and Wrong|just]] ''[[This Is Wrong on So Many Levels|wrong]]''.<br /> |
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'''NTom:''' You started it. }} |
'''NTom:''' You started it. }} |
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** Someone eventually ''wrote one'' [http://www.findthecomputerroom.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=1881 on their forum]. |
** Someone eventually ''wrote one'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20140831180804/http://www.findthecomputerroom.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=1881 on their forum]. |
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* "Oh fuck; we're talking about ''beverages'' in a ''Sonic Unleashed'' playthrough!" (NTom) |
* "Oh fuck; we're talking about ''beverages'' in a ''Sonic Unleashed'' playthrough!" (NTom) |
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* "You are white, and probably middle-class; I don't know, I haven't bothered to ask." (NTom) |
* "You are white, and probably middle-class; I don't know, I haven't bothered to ask." (NTom) |
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* Fastest Thing Alive's ''maniacal'' laughter once they finish [[That One Level|Eggmanland]]. |
* Fastest Thing Alive's ''maniacal'' laughter once they finish [[That One Level|Eggmanland]]. |
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** And the following part after it: |
** And the following part after it: |
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{{quote|"Everyday, people are asking me 'When's Unleashed getting finished?', 'When's Unleashed getting finished?'! FUCKING TODAY!"}} |
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ouueRdRZBw This outtake.] |
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ouueRdRZBw This outtake.] |
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtsqxtdQ-g Tom's reaction] upon seeing {{spoiler|Perfect Dark Gaia}} definitely qualifies. |
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtsqxtdQ-g Tom's reaction] upon seeing {{spoiler|Perfect Dark Gaia}} definitely qualifies. |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' {{spoiler|''[[Resident Evil]]!''}}}} |
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=== {{smallcaps|[[Sonic Adventure]] (1 & 2)}} === |
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* When NTom loses to Knuckles in the first game. [[Jerkass|FTA's]] verbal abuse doesn't help Tom deal with it either. |
* When NTom loses to Knuckles in the first game. [[Jerkass|FTA's]] verbal abuse doesn't help Tom deal with it either. |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' I lost to ''Knuckles''?! |
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'''FTA:''' (laughing) You lost to Knuckles! Man, you suck! }} |
'''FTA:''' (laughing) You lost to Knuckles! Man, you suck! }} |
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* "Who the fuck else is she gonna be? She already told you her name is 'Rouge the Bat'!" (FTA) |
* "Who the fuck else is she gonna be? She already told you her name is 'Rouge the Bat'!" (FTA) |
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* This [[Accidental Innuendo]]/[[Innocent Innuendo]]: |
* This [[Accidental Innuendo]]/[[Innocent Innuendo]]: |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' I will fucking shank you. |
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'''FTA:''' You'll shag me? |
'''FTA:''' You'll shag me? |
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'''Tom:''' ''Shank.'' |
'''Tom:''' ''Shank.'' |
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'''FTA:''' Tom, this is hardly the time or place! |
'''FTA:''' Tom, this is hardly the time or place! |
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'''Tom:''' S-H-A-N-K, OK?! }} |
'''Tom:''' S-H-A-N-K, OK?! }} |
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* "Grinding's been sort of a staple in the series, like rings, loops, and bad voices." (FTA) |
* "Grinding's been sort of a staple in the series, like rings, loops, and bad voices." (FTA) |
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* FTA's imitation of former [[Sega]] game developer, Yuji Naka. |
* FTA's imitation of former [[Sega]] game developer, Yuji Naka. |
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* This little exchange from the first game. |
* This little exchange from the first game. |
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{{quote|'''Tails:''' All's well that ends well, right? |
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'''FTA:''' ''THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!'' }} |
'''FTA:''' ''THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!'' }} |
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* From the third part of the Dark Story, I give you this: Tom and FTA [[Sarcasm Mode|falling out.]] |
* From the third part of the Dark Story, I give you this: Tom and FTA [[Sarcasm Mode|falling out.]] |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' ''(after FTA shot down the fact that Tom's birthday was coming soon)'' What do you mean, ''so?'' You bastard. |
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'''FTA:''' So, how does it affect me? It doesn't affect me, Tom, I don't care, shut up. |
'''FTA:''' So, how does it affect me? It doesn't affect me, Tom, I don't care, shut up. |
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'''Tom:''' ''(starts mock-whimpering)'' |
'''Tom:''' ''(starts mock-whimpering)'' |
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'''FTA:''' Shut your whore-mouth. |
'''FTA:''' Shut your whore-mouth. |
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'''Tom:''' ''I dun wanna talk to you no more! ([[Beat]])'' Yeah, that's the end of the ''SA2'' playthrough, bye! |
'''Tom:''' ''I dun wanna talk to you no more! ([[Beat]])'' Yeah, that's the end of the ''SA2'' playthrough, bye! |
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'''Both:''' ''(laugh)'' |
'''Both:''' ''(laugh)'' |
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'''FTA:''' This video contains E-drama. }} |
'''FTA:''' This video contains E-drama. }} |
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=== {{smallcaps|[[Sonic the Hedgehog CD]]}} === |
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* [-'''Tom:''' Gareth, why has it taken us so long to get to this playthrough?<br />'''FTA:''' Because I despise you.-] |
* [-'''Tom:''' Gareth, why has it taken us so long to get to this playthrough?<br />'''FTA:''' Because I despise you.-] |
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* Tom describing the race with Metal Sonic: |
* Tom describing the race with Metal Sonic: |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' And don't forget Robotnik is chasing you with a [[Tradesnark™|Death Laser™]].<br /> |
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'''FTA:''' (laughs)<br /> |
'''FTA:''' (laughs)<br /> |
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'''Tom:''' And if you get caught by that, the Death Laser--<br /> |
'''Tom:''' And if you get caught by that, the Death Laser--<br /> |
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* "''Why are you so boring?!''" (NTom) |
* "''Why are you so boring?!''" (NTom) |
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* Sonic's first meeting with Amy: |
* Sonic's first meeting with Amy: |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' Aah, get away from me! You crazy bitch!}} |
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* "We destroyed the robo-sandwich." (NTom) |
* "We destroyed the robo-sandwich." (NTom) |
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* The first ''Kingdom Hearts'' playthrough had its moments, such as with Parasite Cage: |
* The first ''Kingdom Hearts'' playthrough had its moments, such as with Parasite Cage: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' Parasite Cage would be like, the worst roommate ever. "Hey Parasite Cage, you want something to eat?" "AAAHHH!" and he flails and he takes out the fridge. |
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'''Tom:''' Takes out the whole left side of the house. |
'''Tom:''' Takes out the whole left side of the house. |
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'''Helldragon:''' "Goddamn it Parasite Cage, you need to get a fucking job!" "AAAHHHH!" "Stop killing my fridge!" }} |
'''Helldragon:''' "Goddamn it Parasite Cage, you need to get a fucking job!" "AAAHHHH!" "Stop killing my fridge!" }} |
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** Located [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mVFi3kctN8 here] for your convenience. |
** Located [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mVFi3kctN8 here] for your convenience. |
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* "[[Brick Joke|Oh dear, where has Metal Chocobo gone?]]" |
* "[[Brick Joke|Oh dear, where has Metal Chocobo gone?]]" |
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* This exchange at the end of Neverland: |
* This exchange at the end of Neverland: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' Why'd you put on Fairy Harp? |
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'''Tom:''' Number one, it's green. Number two, it's more powerful than the one we were using before |
'''Tom:''' Number one, it's green. Number two, it's more powerful than the one we were using before |
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'''Helldragon:''' Number three, the range is pathetic. |
'''Helldragon:''' Number three, the range is pathetic. |
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'''Tom:''' Number four, shut up. |
'''Tom:''' Number four, shut up. |
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'''Helldragon:''' Number five, you just missed a treasure chest back there. |
'''Helldragon:''' Number five, you just missed a treasure chest back there. |
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'''Tom:''' Number six, I do believe you're correct. |
'''Tom:''' Number six, I do believe you're correct. |
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'''Helldragon:''' Number seven, ha ha ha ha ha I win. |
'''Helldragon:''' Number seven, ha ha ha ha ha I win. |
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'''Tom:''' Number eight, fuck you. }} |
'''Tom:''' Number eight, fuck you. }} |
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* The duo's efforts to make sense of the Gummi Ship space. Sonic, Tetris, and Gradius references ahoy. |
* The duo's efforts to make sense of the Gummi Ship space. Sonic, Tetris, and Gradius references ahoy. |
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==== {{smallcaps|[[Kingdom Hearts II]]}} ==== |
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* From the beginning, the ''KHII'' playthrough was bound to become a riot. |
* From the beginning, the ''KHII'' playthrough was bound to become a riot. |
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{{quote|'''Xemnas:''' I'm what's left. |
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'''Helldragon:''' Of what, the pizza? |
'''Helldragon:''' Of what, the pizza? |
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'''Xemnas:''' My name is of no importance. |
'''Xemnas:''' My name is of no importance. |
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'''Helldragon:''' (simultaneously) His name is Not Dongs. |
'''Helldragon:''' (simultaneously) His name is Not Dongs. |
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'''Tom:''' Yeah... hello there, Mr. Of No Importance. }} |
'''Tom:''' Yeah... hello there, Mr. Of No Importance. }} |
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** "After he met Roxas, he became happy and free, and emotional. Fan-fictiooooon!" (Helldragon) |
** "After he met Roxas, he became happy and free, and emotional. Fan-fictiooooon!" (Helldragon) |
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** "Now, let's massage the giant, sweaty cat." (Helldragon) |
** "Now, let's massage the giant, sweaty cat." (Helldragon) |
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** Helldragon's mental breakdown, regarding [[Demonic Spiders|the cars]] in Timeless River: |
** Helldragon's mental breakdown, regarding [[Demonic Spiders|the cars]] in Timeless River: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' And that last asshole back there, that att- they're driving around like fucking maniacs now! God! Kill them! Die! Now! Today! Mind bullets! Nrrgh!}} |
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** "Shake your fist in angry British rage, [[Quintessential British Gentleman|Tom]]!" "You can't see it, but my fist is wearing a monocle!" |
** "Shake your fist in angry British rage, [[Quintessential British Gentleman|Tom]]!" "You can't see it, but my fist is wearing a monocle!" |
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** And in Port Royale: |
** And in Port Royale: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' Oh yeah! (Sora turns around and sees Barbossa) Oh no!}} |
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*** And another moment: |
*** And another moment: |
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{{quote|'''NTom64:''' Sora, regardless of what it says in the song, you are not a pirate. |
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'''HellDragon:''' yarr-harr fiddle yee dee being a pirate-yeah, I'm not going to sing that. }} |
'''HellDragon:''' yarr-harr fiddle yee dee being a pirate-yeah, I'm not going to sing that. }} |
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** The return of an old friend... {{spoiler|''Mecha-Cage!''}} |
** The return of an old friend... {{spoiler|''Mecha-Cage!''}} |
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{{quote|"''I will destroy all the fridges in the world!''"}} |
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** During that battle, their references to This Wiki. |
** During that battle, their references to This Wiki. |
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{{quote|"''And suddenly, a new Trope was born...''"}} |
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** "Yeah, we got Oathkeeper, but I'm a "[[Axe Crazy|kill things]]" man, and magic doesn't have the [[Rule of Cool|killtential]] that I crave..." (Helldragon) |
** "Yeah, we got Oathkeeper, but I'm a "[[Axe Crazy|kill things]]" man, and magic doesn't have the [[Rule of Cool|killtential]] that I crave..." (Helldragon) |
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** "[[Obligatory Joke|Okay, are you gonna say it, or should I?]]" "Go for it." "'''''[[Fan Nickname|MANSEX]]!'''''" |
** "[[Obligatory Joke|Okay, are you gonna say it, or should I?]]" "Go for it." "'''''[[Fan Nickname|MANSEX]]!'''''" |
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** "Whatever, we're confused; this is [[Filler]], don't judge me. Judge him, but not me." "Fuck you." |
** "Whatever, we're confused; this is [[Filler]], don't judge me. Judge him, but not me." "Fuck you." |
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** Saix, the Ultimate [[Troll]]. |
** Saix, the Ultimate [[Troll]]. |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' He's ceased being a troll and has become a flamer. The phases of Saix: Troll, Flamer and Overall Respectable Forum Member. Not sure when that last one happens though.}} |
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** Bob the Douchebag. "'What did you bring? I brought casserole.' 'I brought ''[[Kill It |
** Bob the Douchebag. "'What did you bring? I brought casserole.' 'I brought ''[[Kill It with Fire|FIRE!]]''' 'Why do we keep inviting him?'" |
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** "Well, it's gonna be around 14 parts or so, if my rudimentary math skills-- ''GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME'' --are anything to go by." (NTom) |
** "Well, it's gonna be around 14 parts or so, if my rudimentary math skills-- ''GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME'' --are anything to go by." (NTom) |
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** Derp-Dragon. [[Hilarity Ensues|That is all.]] |
** Derp-Dragon. [[Hilarity Ensues|That is all.]] |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' That's ''not'' my Heartless!}} |
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** Upon picking up a "[[Queen]] Recipe" item: |
** Upon picking up a "[[Queen]] Recipe" item: |
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{{quote|"We found the recipe for Freddie Mercury!"}} |
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** "Holding down Square? [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Isn't that what Enix has been doing for years?]]" (NTom) |
** "Holding down Square? [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Isn't that what Enix has been doing for years?]]" (NTom) |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' ''[[I'm Having Soul Pains|Ow.]]'' That was ''[[Actually Pretty Funny|good]]''.}} |
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** Throughout the playthrough, Tom's developing status as a [[Pungeon Master]]-- by the 100th episode, his [[Hurricane of Puns|barrage of puns]] has nearly caused Helldragon to lose his mind. |
** Throughout the playthrough, Tom's developing status as a [[Pungeon Master]]-- by the 100th episode, his [[Hurricane of Puns|barrage of puns]] has nearly caused Helldragon to lose his mind. |
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** Atlantica. Their [[Go Mad |
** Atlantica. Their [[Go Mad from the Revelation|descent into madness]] is ''glorious''. |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon in agony:''' I love you...you love me. ''We're a happy family.'' |
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'''Ntom also in agony:''' I can't feel emotions anymore! }} |
'''Ntom also in agony:''' I can't feel emotions anymore! }} |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' Notes everywhere! ''Notes!''}} |
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** "[[Quinton Flynn]] Action Time, go, now, yes!" |
** "[[Quinton Flynn]] Action Time, go, now, yes!" |
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** "Alright Axel, [[Captain Planet and |
** "Alright Axel, [[Captain Planet and the Planeteers|let our powers combine!]] ''[[Kill It with Fire|Fire!]]'' Umm... ''[[More Dakka|Fire!]] ...[[Rule of Three|Fire!]] ...[[Overly Long Gag|Fire!]]''" |
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*** "With your powers combined, I am ''Captain Fire!''" <small>''"~Captain Fire! He's on fire! [[My God, What Have I Done?|Holy shit]], he is always on fire!~"''</small> |
*** "With your powers combined, I am ''Captain Fire!''" <small>''"~Captain Fire! He's on fire! [[My God, What Have I Done?|Holy shit]], he is always on fire!~"''</small> |
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** Them bringing up the fact that they went away and read some [[Aku Roku]] fanfictions. |
** Them bringing up the fact that they went away and read some [[Aku Roku]] fanfictions. |
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** During the dialogue between Xemnas and Ansem: |
** During the dialogue between Xemnas and Ansem: |
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{{quote|'''NTom64:''' I've dreamed about recording the commentary for this for years now. |
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'''HellDragon:''' Fine, I won't spoil it for you, you nerd. |
'''HellDragon:''' Fine, I won't spoil it for you, you nerd. |
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'''NTom64:''' No, I mean I woke up thinking we'd done it, but it was still during the nine months we were gone. }} |
'''NTom64:''' No, I mean I woke up thinking we'd done it, but it was still during the nine months we were gone. }} |
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** One more for the endgame, when {{spoiler|Ansem's machine blows up}}, Tom delivers yet ''another'' killer line, which sends both of them into hysterics: |
** One more for the endgame, when {{spoiler|Ansem's machine blows up}}, Tom delivers yet ''another'' killer line, which sends both of them into hysterics: |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' ''{{spoiler|(In squeaky Mickey Mouse voice)}}'' Haha, oh shit!}} |
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** When they highlighted Sora finishing Xemnas off by stabbing him in the crotch, when the latter is in his Armor Form and the camera decides to show the action in slow motion. |
** When they highlighted Sora finishing Xemnas off by stabbing him in the crotch, when the latter is in his Armor Form and the camera decides to show the action in slow motion. |
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==== {{smallcaps|[[Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep]]}} ==== |
==== {{smallcaps|[[Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep]]}} ==== |
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* Next up, ''[[Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep]]''. Hoo, boy... |
* Next up, ''[[Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep]]''. Hoo, boy... |
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** The latest [[Running Gag]]: Terra's affinity for ''murder''. |
** The latest [[Running Gag]]: Terra's affinity for ''murder''. |
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** Helldragon finally getting revenge with his '''Terra'''-ble puns! |
** Helldragon finally getting revenge with his '''Terra'''-ble puns! |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' ''You did it again, you bastard!''}} |
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** Both of the commentators roleplaying dialogue for Ven's silent flashback |
** Both of the commentators roleplaying dialogue for Ven's silent flashback |
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{{quote|'''HellDragon as Terra:''' ''And that's when I pushed Aqua off that bridge.'' |
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''*Both of them laugh*'' |
''*Both of them laugh*'' |
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'''NTom as Ventus:''' ''Good times.'' }} |
'''NTom as Ventus:''' ''Good times.'' }} |
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** HellDragon: "Considering he [Terra] dodges like a truck!" |
** HellDragon: "Considering he [Terra] dodges like a truck!" |
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** Right after that too, when Terra tries to open a treasure chest...only to miss completely |
** Right after that too, when Terra tries to open a treasure chest...only to miss completely |
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** "''Kingdom Hearts'' in a Nutshell": |
** "''Kingdom Hearts'' in a Nutshell": |
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{{quote|'''Ven:''' "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" |
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'''Tom:''' "Heh, ''Kingdom Hearts'' in a nutshell." }} |
'''Tom:''' "Heh, ''Kingdom Hearts'' in a nutshell." }} |
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=== {{smallcaps|[[Portal ( |
=== {{smallcaps|[[Portal (series)|Portal]]}} === |
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* "[[Cargo Ship|Whee]]; [[Companion Cube]]!" "Stop humping the Companion Cube!" (Ron and Tom, respectively) |
* "[[Cargo Ship|Whee]]; [[Companion Cube]]!" "Stop humping the Companion Cube!" (Ron and Tom, respectively) |
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* IRTundraboy, when the first boss (A worm-like creature) shows up: |
* IRTundraboy, when the first boss (A worm-like creature) shows up: |
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{{quote|'''IRTundraboy:''' (singing) Vagina mouth demon!}} |
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* This exchange, after Ron runs over another <s>hedgehog</s> ground urchin: |
* This exchange, after Ron runs over another <s>hedgehog</s> ground urchin: |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' Will you ''stop'' killing the Sonic franchise?! |
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'''Ron:''' It's already dead! [[Sonic the Hedgehog 4 |
'''Ron:''' It's already dead! [[Sonic the Hedgehog 4|Project Needlemouse]] will ''fail!'' }} |
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* When a large, metallic bear is hit by their car: |
* When a large, metallic bear is hit by their car: |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' [[Yogi Bear|I'm smarter than the average]] ''BEEEEAR''...}} |
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** Also, ''"[[ |
** Also, ''"[[Bambi]] of the Damned!"'' |
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* During the [[Filler]] episode -- the Guardian of Metal says "Go fucking crazy!" as they're leaving the Motor Forge... and Ron does just that. "''[[Cloudcuckoolander|I AM THE BANANA!]]''" |
* During the [[Filler]] episode -- the Guardian of Metal says "Go fucking crazy!" as they're leaving the Motor Forge... and Ron does just that. "''[[Cloudcuckoolander|I AM THE BANANA!]]''" |
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* Of course, they're also quite willing to take a couple shots at us: |
* Of course, they're also quite willing to take a couple shots at us: |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' I've been trying to tone down the innuendos in this part, because apparently "That was a penis joke" is now an [[Overused Running Gag]]. ''[[Sarcasm Mode|Thank you, whoever edited that in on TVTropes; it hasn't affected me at all!]]''}} |
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** And then IRTundraBoy ''immediately'' follows up with this: |
** And then IRTundraBoy ''immediately'' follows up with this: |
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{{quote|'''Daniel:''' That was a penis joke. [[Don't Explain the Joke|Because he called him a dick.]]}} |
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* Ron's impressions of Gabe Newell and Christopher Walken. Can overlap with [[Squick]], due to what he said during the latter. |
* Ron's impressions of Gabe Newell and Christopher Walken. Can overlap with [[Squick]], due to what he said during the latter. |
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* Ron shooting Combine in the face while IRTundraBoy sings a little carnival tune. Made twice as hilarious when the combat fits the rhythm and when Ron turns to see a Combine soldier spazzing out in a door [[ |
* Ron shooting Combine in the face while IRTundraBoy sings a little carnival tune. Made twice as hilarious when the combat fits the rhythm and when Ron turns to see a Combine soldier spazzing out in a door [[Garry's Mod|G-Mod]] style. |
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* When Tom is trying to stop a fan inside an air duct so he can pass by without being cut to shreds, he's supposed to use a metal shovel. A shoe almost works. Made funnier by the fact that if he didn't hesitate before trying to pass, it would have worked, seeing how long it stopped. |
* When Tom is trying to stop a fan inside an air duct so he can pass by without being cut to shreds, he's supposed to use a metal shovel. A shoe almost works. Made funnier by the fact that if he didn't hesitate before trying to pass, it would have worked, seeing how long it stopped. |
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=== {{smallcaps|[[Pokémon ( |
=== {{smallcaps|[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]] movies}} === |
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* ''[[Pokémon |
* ''[[Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon the First Movie]]'' has the gag where {{spoiler|Tom and Helldragon are also affected by Mewtwo pressing the [[Reset Button]], causing them to forget doing the commentary in the first place.}} |
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** Also, this bit: |
** Also, this bit: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' God, they weren't lying when they said that this was a storm. |
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'''Tom:''' They said it was only a light drizzle! }} |
'''Tom:''' They said it was only a light drizzle! }} |
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* ''Spell of the Unknown'': "Stop watching Youtube and pay attention!" |
* ''Spell of the Unknown'': "Stop watching Youtube and pay attention!" |
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* During the ''[[Pokémon |
* During the ''[[Pokémon 4Ever|Pokémon 4 Ever]]'' commentary, Helldragon nearly made Tom cry when he [[Fridge Horror|implied]] that [[Bus Crash|Ash's Butterfree died shortly after leaving the show]]. |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' ...Fuck you, 4Kids! |
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'''Helldragon:''' Hahaha! I made someone cry. |
'''Helldragon:''' Hahaha! I made someone cry. |
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'''NTom:''' Fuck you as well! }} |
'''NTom:''' Fuck you as well! }} |
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* Early on in the ''Jirachi Wish Maker'' commentary: |
* Early on in the ''Jirachi Wish Maker'' commentary: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' (singing) "I'm a cucumber! I'm a cucumber!"}} |
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** "I like puppies and kitties and cute things... a-and if you think I am a loser for thinking that, I will fucking cut your throat!" (Helldragon) |
** "I like puppies and kitties and cute things... a-and if you think I am a loser for thinking that, I will fucking cut your throat!" (Helldragon) |
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* Near the beginning of their ''Destiny Deoxys'' commentary, they decide that the entire movie is about scientists trying to cook a Deoxys egg: |
* Near the beginning of their ''Destiny Deoxys'' commentary, they decide that the entire movie is about scientists trying to cook a Deoxys egg: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' ''Pokémon: The Quest for Breakfast''. |
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'''NTom:''' ''Destiny Delicious''. }} |
'''NTom:''' ''Destiny Delicious''. }} |
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** The aforementioned Space Omelet is brought up [[Running Gag|several times]] throughout the movie, such as when the egg is hatched-- |
** The aforementioned Space Omelet is brought up [[Running Gag|several times]] throughout the movie, such as when the egg is hatched-- |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' Yeah, hi, Deoxys; [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|we definitely weren't going to mix you together with salt and pepper]].}} |
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*** ...and later on: |
*** ...and later on: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon (Rayquaza):''' You will pay the omelet tax, so says the omelet king.}} |
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*** ...and later still: |
*** ...and later still: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' It was gonna be my balanced breakfast, goddammit!}} |
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** This lovely little exchange: |
** This lovely little exchange: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon (Deoxys):''' Hey, I got a gift for you Rayquaza -- it's called ''dying!'' |
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'''NTom (Rayquaza):''' But didn't you get me that last Christmas? |
'''NTom (Rayquaza):''' But didn't you get me that last Christmas? |
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'''Helldragon (Deoxys):''' ''You are so hard to shop for!'' }} |
'''Helldragon (Deoxys):''' ''You are so hard to shop for!'' }} |
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* ''Lucario and the Mystery of Mew'' |
* ''Lucario and the Mystery of Mew'' |
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** "The Waltz of the CGI." (Helldragon) |
** "The Waltz of the CGI." (Helldragon) |
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** Kidd accepting Brock's request to dance with him at the ball. |
** Kidd accepting Brock's request to dance with him at the ball. |
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{{quote|'''NTom''': Oh wow, Brock actually scored for a change.}} |
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** This scene when Lucario jumps Ash: |
** This scene when Lucario jumps Ash: |
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{{quote|'''NTom''': That was the perfect opportunity! Why didn't you snap his neck? Another ten years of that fucking twat that can't win any tournaments!}} |
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** Helldragon wondering why Brock and Kidd are the only ones who bother to put on seatbelts. And then Tom's pun: |
** Helldragon wondering why Brock and Kidd are the only ones who bother to put on seatbelts. And then Tom's pun: |
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{{quote|'''NTom''': When Ash goes flying forward, he's going to hit a Brock.}} |
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** "Okay, chlorophyll does NOT work like this. I've watched [[The Magic School Bus]], trust me." (Helldragon) |
** "Okay, chlorophyll does NOT work like this. I've watched [[The Magic School Bus]], trust me." (Helldragon) |
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** Helldragon's hatred for Bonsly. |
** Helldragon's hatred for Bonsly. |
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** Ash's Pokedex entry. |
** Ash's Pokedex entry. |
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** At one point, Helldragon off-handily makes a joke about cutting off Max's limbs later: |
** At one point, Helldragon off-handily makes a joke about cutting off Max's limbs later: |
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{{quote|'''NTom''': what are you crying about about, 'oh Max's limbs were so beautiful before I cut them off'.}} |
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=== {{smallcaps|Disney-thon}} === |
=== {{smallcaps|Disney-thon}} === |
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* A couple exchanges in the ''Alice in Wonderland'' comm, such as: |
* A couple exchanges in the ''Alice in Wonderland'' comm, such as: |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' You sicken me with your ad-libbing, Aaron... [[Oh Crap|I me--]]<br /> |
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'''Greatzombieron:''' ''[[Berserk Button|MY NAME IS RON!]]'' }} |
'''Greatzombieron:''' ''[[Berserk Button|MY NAME IS RON!]]'' }} |
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** Also, the question we've all been dying to ask: |
** Also, the question we've all been dying to ask: |
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{{quote|'''Greatzombieron:''' Why are you [[Quintessential British Gentleman|such a walking stereotype]]?<br /> |
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'''NTom:''' I don't know, Guv'na! }} |
'''NTom:''' I don't know, Guv'na! }} |
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** [[Two Words Obvious Trope|Three words]]: "[[Running Gag|It's a living!]]" |
** [[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Three words]]: "[[Running Gag|It's a living!]]" |
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* From ''A Bug's <s>Death</s> Life''-- the [[Classically-Trained Extra|Shakespearean bird]]. |
* From ''A Bug's <s>Death</s> Life''-- the [[Classically-Trained Extra|Shakespearean bird]]. |
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{{quote|'''RandomDCE:''' "''[[Brick Joke|I say, my good fellow; what's going on here?]]''"}} |
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* All of ''Aladdin and the King of Thieves''-- "[[Drinking Game|Take a drink!]]" |
* All of ''Aladdin and the King of Thieves''-- "[[Drinking Game|Take a drink!]]" |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' The sultan is a reference to fat people! [[Running Gag|Take a drink!]]}} |
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** "Persian Wolverine! <small>[[Memetic Badass|He's the best at everything he does!]]</small>" |
** "Persian Wolverine! <small>[[Memetic Badass|He's the best at everything he does!]]</small>" |
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* Likewise, their entire ''High School Musical'' riff-- all of the [[Alternate Character Interpretation]], particularly that of the (demonic) Coach Bolton. |
* Likewise, their entire ''High School Musical'' riff-- all of the [[Alternate Character Interpretation]], particularly that of the (demonic) Coach Bolton. |
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* From the ''Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions'' stream, when FTA was relaying questions from the live chat to Tom (who was playing at the time): |
* From the ''Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions'' stream, when FTA was relaying questions from the live chat to Tom (who was playing at the time): |
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{{quote|'''FTA''': "If you were in FTA's body, and FTA was in your body, what would you do?" |
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'''Tom''': *In evil voice* ''"Initiate Self-Destruct."'' }} |
'''Tom''': *In evil voice* ''"Initiate Self-Destruct."'' }} |
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** Other gems: |
** Other gems: |
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{{quote|'''FTA:''': Tom, "what would you do for a Klondike Bar?" (Must be an American thing.) |
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'''Tom:''': ...Kill you? |
'''Tom:''': ...Kill you? |
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... |
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'''FTA''': What ''is [[Minecraft]]'', anyway? |
'''FTA''': What ''is [[Minecraft]]'', anyway? |
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'''Tom''': [[Buffy-Speak|It's a thing, where you do stuff.]] }} |
'''Tom''': [[Buffy-Speak|It's a thing, where you do stuff.]] }} |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Mario Kart]] Wii'', with IRTundraBoy: |
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{{quote|''Before entering a room, the two are following a (guest) player in a race:'' |
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'''Tom''': How can he ride a bike? He has no feet! |
'''Tom''': How can he ride a bike? He has no feet! |
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'''Tom''': Haha, look at that! You're immortalized for all time on the HellfireComms livestream. You are shit! You are shit! Look at you, FC Bayern! }} |
'''Tom''': Haha, look at that! You're immortalized for all time on the HellfireComms livestream. You are shit! You are shit! Look at you, FC Bayern! }} |
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** Another moment was when Tom was racing with a bunch of regular stream visitors. Right before the finish line, Tom was in third place. Cue a Bob-Omb appearing out of nowhere and right in front of him, putting him down to second to last. Tom was not amused, but the stream audience was. |
** Another moment was when Tom was racing with a bunch of regular stream visitors. Right before the finish line, Tom was in third place. Cue a Bob-Omb appearing out of nowhere and right in front of him, putting him down to second to last. Tom was not amused, but the stream audience was. |
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* More shenanigans ensue in the second segment of the ''Shattered Dimensions'' playthrough: |
* More shenanigans ensue in the second segment of the ''Shattered Dimensions'' playthrough: |
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{{quote|'''FTA''': Danielnicholl says "Question: Would all three of you [[Brain Bleach|get into one huge porno]]--" What is your obsession with us in a porno? Seriously.<br /> |
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'''Tom:''' It would be so hot, it would be past X-rated.<br /> |
'''Tom:''' It would be so hot, it would be past X-rated.<br /> |
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'''Helldragon:''' ...What would the porno entail? Just three fat guys wishing they could have sex with someone? }} |
'''Helldragon:''' ...What would the porno entail? Just three fat guys wishing they could have sex with someone? }} |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Sonic Adventure 2]]'', with a triple-bill<ref>Almost quadruple at one point, but Tom decided that having Helldragon in the chat with the other two would be somewhat of a bad idea.</ref> of Tom, Gareth, and Stephen (SonicMovies): |
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** Stephen's cat accidentally [[Refuge in Audacity|shutting off his computer]]. |
** Stephen's cat accidentally [[Refuge in Audacity|shutting off his computer]]. |
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** "''[[Zack and Miri Make |
** "''[[Zack and Miri Make a Porno|FTA and SonicMovies]] [[Brick Joke|Make a Porno]]''." |
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** The aforementioned two discussing a re-dub of the game, with SonicMovies as [[Christopher Walken]] as ''everyone:'' |
** The aforementioned two discussing a re-dub of the game, with SonicMovies as [[Christopher Walken]] as ''everyone:'' |
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{{quote|'''Stephen!Walken!Eggman:''' Get a LOAD of this!}} |
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* MANY hilarious moments ensue during the FTA's Super-de-Duper Sonic Stream |
* MANY hilarious moments ensue during the FTA's Super-de-Duper Sonic Stream |
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** FTA and Skylar are very close and personal friends |
** FTA and Skylar are very close and personal friends |
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* From the ''[[Toy Story 2]]'' Marathon stream. |
* From the ''[[Toy Story 2]]'' Marathon stream. |
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** Tom's initial reaction to the FMV cut scenes |
** Tom's initial reaction to the FMV cut scenes |
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{{quote|'''Tom''': Oh no, movie clips, we're going to fucking jail.}} |
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** Tom's finally completing a particularly tricky swinging section. |
** Tom's finally completing a particularly tricky swinging section. |
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{{quote|'''Tom''': Yes! Pancakes and blow jobs for all!}} |
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=== {{smallcaps|Other videos}} === |
=== {{smallcaps|Other videos}} === |
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** Any of DCE's impressions count here. |
** Any of DCE's impressions count here. |
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* From the ''[[Sonic Storybook Series|Sonic and the Black Knight]]'' playthrough: |
* From the ''[[Sonic Storybook Series|Sonic and the Black Knight]]'' playthrough: |
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{{quote|'''FTA:''' [[Fan Dumb|They]]'re like, "''It's Sonic, it needs to have {{[[[Elmuh Fudd Syndwome]] r}}]ings!''"<br /> |
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'''NTom:''' It's li-- did you just say "wings"?<br /> |
'''NTom:''' It's li-- did you just say "wings"?<br /> |
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'''FTA:''' [[Running Gag|Even without wings, I can still fly!]]<br /> |
'''FTA:''' [[Running Gag|Even without wings, I can still fly!]]<br /> |
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** Earlier from the same video: "That's 'cause you're a BITCH!" (NTom) |
** Earlier from the same video: "That's 'cause you're a BITCH!" (NTom) |
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** And of course: |
** And of course: |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' Now, I will say, he's definitely not in the game; Robotnik -- you know, Merlina's not, at the last second, gonna, like, pull off a face and it's [[Squick|Robotnik wearing a dress]]...<br /> |
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'''FTA:''' That would have been the greatest thing ever...! -laughs-<br /> |
'''FTA:''' That would have been the greatest thing ever...! -laughs-<br /> |
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'''NTom:''' That is a plot twist worthy of [[M Night Shyamalan|Shalamalama-ding-dong]] himself. }} |
'''NTom:''' That is a plot twist worthy of [[M. Night Shyamalan|Shalamalama-ding-dong]] himself. }} |
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*** "Oh god, I feel [[Deviant ART]] clicking as we speak." (NTom) |
*** "Oh god, I feel [[Deviant ART]] clicking as we speak." (NTom) |
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** This: |
** This: |
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{{quote|'''Tom:''' Now I believe someone in the, er, comments section of the non-commentary version that's on HellfirePlaythroughs actually said in a moment, [[It Makes Sense in Context|Sonic looks like he's coming on to Caliburn]].<br /> |
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'''FTA:''' *LOLs* Oh Christ almighty! "What's a nice sword like you doing in a place like this?" *cracks up again*<br /> |
'''FTA:''' *LOLs* Oh Christ almighty! "What's a nice sword like you doing in a place like this?" *cracks up again*<br /> |
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'''Tom:''' "Mm, you're a studly piece of metal." *laughs*<br /> |
'''Tom:''' "Mm, you're a studly piece of metal." *laughs*<br /> |
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'''FTA:''' That's hilarious. This game's dirtier than 06! }} |
'''FTA:''' That's hilarious. This game's dirtier than 06! }} |
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* From the (now-removed) ''Sonic and the Secret Rings'' playthrough, when Tom calls FTA out: |
* From the (now-removed) ''Sonic and the Secret Rings'' playthrough, when Tom calls FTA out: |
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{{quote|'''NTom:''' ''...STOP [[Precision F-Strike|FUCKING]] MAKING FUN OF ME!''}} |
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* Tom's dramatic reading of the of the first chapter of ''[[Twilight ( |
* Tom's dramatic reading of the of the first chapter of ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]''. All of it. DCE certainly helps. |
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{{quote|'''DCE:''' Can you imagine what the welcome sign is? "Welcome to Forks; [[The Matrix|there is no spoon."]]}} |
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** Also '''Tom:''' Do you realise you've just spent the first two pages describing A FUCKING CAR!? |
** Also '''Tom:''' Do you realise you've just spent the first two pages describing A FUCKING CAR!? |
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* Speaking of dramatic readings, the entirety of ''[[My Immortal]]''. |
* Speaking of dramatic readings, the entirety of ''[[My Immortal]]''. |
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{{quote|...My. [[Catch Phrase|Wasn't that just]] ''retarded''?}} |
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* The entirety of the ''SharkBoy & LavaGirl'' commentary (and the [[Hilarity Ensues|loss of sanity within]]), but some moments stick out: |
* The entirety of the ''SharkBoy & LavaGirl'' commentary (and the [[Hilarity Ensues|loss of sanity within]]), but some moments stick out: |
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{{quote|'''Helldragon:''' George Lopez has fucking snapped, and he's gonna kill me! ''"I know everything, and you know nothing, little bitches!"'' |
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'''NTom:''' Remember where we parked LavaGirl. }} |
'''NTom:''' Remember where we parked LavaGirl. }} |
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* Every single moment of the ''Harlem Globetrotters Meet Snow White'' commentary. |
* Every single moment of the ''Harlem Globetrotters Meet Snow White'' commentary. |
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* The first "HellfireComms Versus"; in a nutshell: NTom and Helldragon. Battleship. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. |
* The first "HellfireComms Versus"; in a nutshell: NTom and Helldragon. Battleship. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. |
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** The second "HellfireComms Versus"; in a nutshell: NTom and Helldragon. [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. |
** The second "HellfireComms Versus"; in a nutshell: NTom and Helldragon. [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]. [[Hilarity Ensues]]. |
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* Several moments in the ''Dragonball Evolution'' commentary; near the end at one point, Tom bursts into high-pitched, hysterical laughter at the stupidity of the movie. |
* Several moments in the ''Dragonball Evolution'' commentary; near the end at one point, Tom bursts into high-pitched, hysterical laughter at the stupidity of the movie. |
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* This line from the [[Ben 10|Ben 10 live action movie]]. Let's just say the reason why the line came up was because the [[Big Bad]] of the film wants Ben. |
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* In the L.A. Noire special, they go nuts with Phelps' [[Alternative Character Interpretation]] to funny levels. |
* In the L.A. Noire special, they go nuts with Phelps' [[Alternative Character Interpretation]] to funny levels. |
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* Helldragon's ways of coping with the real-time lightspeed travel. Mainly, cutting to footage of someone being murdered. |
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* The preview at the end of episode 7, with incoherent buzzing that loosely translates to: |
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (w/ FastestThingAlive)
- FTA's reaction to the "Who's The Captain?" mission:
FTA: ...WHAT?! You're fucking jo--please tell me you're joking on that, please tell me, tell me he, I, just, ....e-e-excuse me for ten seconds please... (Leaves his mic) WHAT THE FUCK?! GRAAAAAAHH! -thud- -thud- -thud- |
- Made even funnier by the dialogue during the game WHILE he says this.
FTA: WHAT THE FUCK?! |
- Like FTA and Eggmanland below, NTom loses it in a similar fashion during the Trials of Soleanna.
- Three words:
- Near the end of Part 15 of Silver's story:
FTA: This has been ten minutes and forty-seven seconds of my life I'll never get back. Damn you all to hell! |
- FTA: Silver's head looks like marijuana!
Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (w/ TheHelldragon; canceled)
- "I feel up for a boss! Don't you, Tom?" (Helldragon) "Hmm, is this loading screen the boss?" (NTom)
- "I'm so glad that this cutscene of the Cerberus being destroyed was sandwiched by loading screens, because THAT'S what we needed!" (Helldragon)
- A throwback to the Kingdom Hearts playthrough:
Tom: That dialogue with Tails was terrible. |
- This exchange:
NTom: By the way, this is intentional. (Sonic runs into a wall of spikes) |
- "I am now mounting you from behind! Forever!" (Helldragon)
- "Look at me ma! I can use computer!" (Helldragon)
- "No! Typing doesn't make it go! What was I thinking?! STAR TREK!" (Helldragon)
- Before Sonic's Kingdom Valley level, when Silver appears:
Helldragon (whiny Silver voice): Sonic, now we're alone so we can finally make love~ |
- This exchange, regarding Eggman's choice of security:
Helldragon: ...I have to question the wisdom of making blast doors out of glass! |
- During the last cutscene in Sonic's story, when Sonic and Elise are falling:
Helldragon: "I-probably-should've-thought-this-throooooough--" BWOOSH! And now they're dead. |
- And in either of the '06 playthroughs... "Dooo-dododo-dodo-dodo Don't touch it!"
Sonic Unleashed
- NTom's little freak out when Sonic said "Let's get moving."
NTom: It's going to be in every game! I can't escape it! |
- NTom posing a perfectly reasonable question:
NTom: What's a moray? |
- Tom explains his joke:
NTom: Well, Yuji Naka's always been a bit of a glory hog... |
- During the Shamar night level:
FTA: -starts humming this song- |
- The group's Rule 34 discussions are always hilarious, but special mention goes to this playthrough, with them bringing up a hypothetical Fire Wizard x Professor Pickle Crack Fic. (Bonus points: this is shortly after the humming session mentioned immediately above.)
- Someone eventually wrote one on their forum.
- "Oh fuck; we're talking about beverages in a Sonic Unleashed playthrough!" (NTom)
- "You are white, and probably middle-class; I don't know, I haven't bothered to ask." (NTom)
- Fastest Thing Alive's maniacal laughter once they finish Eggmanland.
- And the following part after it:
"Everyday, people are asking me 'When's Unleashed getting finished?', 'When's Unleashed getting finished?'! FUCKING TODAY!" |
- This outtake.
- Tom's reaction upon seeing Perfect Dark Gaia definitely qualifies.
NTom: Resident Evil! |
Sonic Adventure (1 & 2)
- When NTom loses to Knuckles in the first game. FTA's verbal abuse doesn't help Tom deal with it either.
NTom: I lost to Knuckles?! |
- "Who the fuck else is she gonna be? She already told you her name is 'Rouge the Bat'!" (FTA)
- This Accidental Innuendo/Innocent Innuendo:
Tom: I will fucking shank you. |
- "Grinding's been sort of a staple in the series, like rings, loops, and bad voices." (FTA)
- FTA's imitation of former Sega game developer, Yuji Naka.
- This little exchange from the first game.
Tails: All's well that ends well, right? |
- From the third part of the Dark Story, I give you this: Tom and FTA falling out.
Tom: (after FTA shot down the fact that Tom's birthday was coming soon) What do you mean, so? You bastard. |
Sonic the Hedgehog CD
- [-Tom: Gareth, why has it taken us so long to get to this playthrough?
FTA: Because I despise you.-] - Tom describing the race with Metal Sonic:
Tom: And don't forget Robotnik is chasing you with a Death Laser™. |
- "Why are you so boring?!" (NTom)
- Sonic's first meeting with Amy:
Tom: Aah, get away from me! You crazy bitch! |
- "We destroyed the robo-sandwich." (NTom)
Kingdom Hearts series
Kingdom Hearts 1
- The first Kingdom Hearts playthrough had its moments, such as with Parasite Cage:
Helldragon: Parasite Cage would be like, the worst roommate ever. "Hey Parasite Cage, you want something to eat?" "AAAHHH!" and he flails and he takes out the fridge. |
- Located here for your convenience.
- "Oh dear, where has Metal Chocobo gone?"
- This exchange at the end of Neverland:
Helldragon: Why'd you put on Fairy Harp? |
- The duo's efforts to make sense of the Gummi Ship space. Sonic, Tetris, and Gradius references ahoy.
Kingdom Hearts II
- From the beginning, the KHII playthrough was bound to become a riot.
Xemnas: I'm what's left. |
- "After he met Roxas, he became happy and free, and emotional. Fan-fictiooooon!" (Helldragon)
- "And thus a thousand fanfictions were born!"
- "Die, Windows! Die, Linux! Di-- Macintosh, you're alright; you don't get to die --DIIIE!" (Helldragon)
- Also, their alternating Fan Nickname for Dusk Nobodies... usually they call them "Gimps", but occasionally they call them "Pimps" instead.
- "Now, let's massage the giant, sweaty cat." (Helldragon)
- Helldragon's mental breakdown, regarding the cars in Timeless River:
- "After he met Roxas, he became happy and free, and emotional. Fan-fictiooooon!" (Helldragon)
Helldragon: And that last asshole back there, that att- they're driving around like fucking maniacs now! God! Kill them! Die! Now! Today! Mind bullets! Nrrgh! |
- "Shake your fist in angry British rage, Tom!" "You can't see it, but my fist is wearing a monocle!"
- And in Port Royale:
Helldragon: Oh yeah! (Sora turns around and sees Barbossa) Oh no! |
- And another moment:
NTom64: Sora, regardless of what it says in the song, you are not a pirate. |
- The return of an old friend... Mecha-Cage!
"I will destroy all the fridges in the world!" |
- During that battle, their references to This Wiki.
"And suddenly, a new Trope was born..." |
- "Yeah, we got Oathkeeper, but I'm a "kill things" man, and magic doesn't have the killtential that I crave..." (Helldragon)
- "Okay, are you gonna say it, or should I?" "Go for it." "MANSEX!"
- "Whatever, we're confused; this is Filler, don't judge me. Judge him, but not me." "Fuck you."
- Saix, the Ultimate Troll.
Helldragon: He's ceased being a troll and has become a flamer. The phases of Saix: Troll, Flamer and Overall Respectable Forum Member. Not sure when that last one happens though. |
- Bob the Douchebag. "'What did you bring? I brought casserole.' 'I brought FIRE!' 'Why do we keep inviting him?'"
- "Well, it's gonna be around 14 parts or so, if my rudimentary math skills-- GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME --are anything to go by." (NTom)
- Derp-Dragon. That is all.
Helldragon: That's not my Heartless! |
- Upon picking up a "Queen Recipe" item:
"We found the recipe for Freddie Mercury!" |
- "Holding down Square? Isn't that what Enix has been doing for years?" (NTom)
- Throughout the playthrough, Tom's developing status as a Pungeon Master-- by the 100th episode, his barrage of puns has nearly caused Helldragon to lose his mind.
- Atlantica. Their descent into madness is glorious.
Helldragon in agony: I love you...you love me. We're a happy family. |
Helldragon: Notes everywhere! Notes! |
- "Quinton Flynn Action Time, go, now, yes!"
- "Alright Axel, let our powers combine! Fire! Umm... Fire! ...Fire! ...Fire!"
- "With your powers combined, I am Captain Fire!" "~Captain Fire! He's on fire! Holy shit, he is always on fire!~"
- Them bringing up the fact that they went away and read some Aku Roku fanfictions.
- During the dialogue between Xemnas and Ansem:
NTom64: I've dreamed about recording the commentary for this for years now. |
- One more for the endgame, when Ansem's machine blows up, Tom delivers yet another killer line, which sends both of them into hysterics:
Tom: (In squeaky Mickey Mouse voice) Haha, oh shit! |
- When they highlighted Sora finishing Xemnas off by stabbing him in the crotch, when the latter is in his Armor Form and the camera decides to show the action in slow motion.
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep
- Next up, Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. Hoo, boy...
- The latest Running Gag: Terra's affinity for murder.
- Helldragon finally getting revenge with his Terra-ble puns!
NTom: You did it again, you bastard! |
- Both of the commentators roleplaying dialogue for Ven's silent flashback
HellDragon as Terra: And that's when I pushed Aqua off that bridge. |
- HellDragon: "Considering he [Terra] dodges like a truck!"
- Right after that too, when Terra tries to open a treasure chest...only to miss completely
- "Kingdom Hearts in a Nutshell":
Ven: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" |
Portal
- "Whee; Companion Cube!" "Stop humping the Companion Cube!" (Ron and Tom, respectively)
- greatzombieron's threat to anyone who spoils "The Dark Knight" for him.
- "NTom64 does not condone pushing disabled people." (NTom64)
- "Ron does. Because it's fun." (greatzombieron)
- "I fantasize about... boobs. They're delicious." (greatzombieron)
Brutal Legend
- IRTundraboy, when the first boss (A worm-like creature) shows up:
IRTundraboy: (singing) Vagina mouth demon! |
- This exchange, after Ron runs over another
hedgehogground urchin:
Tom: Will you stop killing the Sonic franchise?! |
- When a large, metallic bear is hit by their car:
Tom: I'm smarter than the average BEEEEAR... |
- Also, "Bambi of the Damned!"
- During the Filler episode -- the Guardian of Metal says "Go fucking crazy!" as they're leaving the Motor Forge... and Ron does just that. "I AM THE BANANA!"
Half Life 2
- Tom, Ron and Tundraboy gunning down Metrocops while singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
- All of the moments listed here have culminated into a hilarious, very meta segment where NTom, greatzombieron, and IRTundraBoy spend nearly half an hour discussing their own trope page. Among other things, they discuss how IRTundraBoy's barely featured at all, and how most of the quotes listed have come from Helldragon.
- Of course, they're also quite willing to take a couple shots at us:
NTom: I've been trying to tone down the innuendos in this part, because apparently "That was a penis joke" is now an Overused Running Gag. Thank you, whoever edited that in on TVTropes; it hasn't affected me at all! |
- And then IRTundraBoy immediately follows up with this:
Daniel: That was a penis joke. Because he called him a dick. |
- Ron's impressions of Gabe Newell and Christopher Walken. Can overlap with Squick, due to what he said during the latter.
- Ron shooting Combine in the face while IRTundraBoy sings a little carnival tune. Made twice as hilarious when the combat fits the rhythm and when Ron turns to see a Combine soldier spazzing out in a door G-Mod style.
- When Tom is trying to stop a fan inside an air duct so he can pass by without being cut to shreds, he's supposed to use a metal shovel. A shoe almost works. Made funnier by the fact that if he didn't hesitate before trying to pass, it would have worked, seeing how long it stopped.
Pokémon movies
- Pokémon the First Movie has the gag where Tom and Helldragon are also affected by Mewtwo pressing the Reset Button, causing them to forget doing the commentary in the first place.
- Also, this bit:
Helldragon: God, they weren't lying when they said that this was a storm. |
- Spell of the Unknown: "Stop watching Youtube and pay attention!"
- During the Pokémon 4 Ever commentary, Helldragon nearly made Tom cry when he implied that Ash's Butterfree died shortly after leaving the show.
NTom: ...Fuck you, 4Kids! |
- Early on in the Jirachi Wish Maker commentary:
Helldragon: (singing) "I'm a cucumber! I'm a cucumber!" |
- "I like puppies and kitties and cute things... a-and if you think I am a loser for thinking that, I will fucking cut your throat!" (Helldragon)
- Near the beginning of their Destiny Deoxys commentary, they decide that the entire movie is about scientists trying to cook a Deoxys egg:
Helldragon: Pokémon: The Quest for Breakfast. |
- The aforementioned Space Omelet is brought up several times throughout the movie, such as when the egg is hatched--
Helldragon: Yeah, hi, Deoxys; we definitely weren't going to mix you together with salt and pepper. |
- ...and later on:
Helldragon (Rayquaza): You will pay the omelet tax, so says the omelet king. |
- ...and later still:
Helldragon: It was gonna be my balanced breakfast, goddammit! |
- This lovely little exchange:
Helldragon (Deoxys): Hey, I got a gift for you Rayquaza -- it's called dying! |
- Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
- "The Waltz of the CGI." (Helldragon)
- Kidd accepting Brock's request to dance with him at the ball.
NTom: Oh wow, Brock actually scored for a change. |
- This scene when Lucario jumps Ash:
NTom: That was the perfect opportunity! Why didn't you snap his neck? Another ten years of that fucking twat that can't win any tournaments! |
- Helldragon wondering why Brock and Kidd are the only ones who bother to put on seatbelts. And then Tom's pun:
NTom: When Ash goes flying forward, he's going to hit a Brock. |
- "Okay, chlorophyll does NOT work like this. I've watched The Magic School Bus, trust me." (Helldragon)
- Helldragon's hatred for Bonsly.
- Ash's Pokedex entry.
- At one point, Helldragon off-handily makes a joke about cutting off Max's limbs later:
NTom: what are you crying about about, 'oh Max's limbs were so beautiful before I cut them off'. |
Disney-thon
- A couple exchanges in the Alice in Wonderland comm, such as:
NTom: You sicken me with your ad-libbing, Aaron... I me-- |
- Also, the question we've all been dying to ask:
Greatzombieron: Why are you such a walking stereotype? |
- From A Bug's
DeathLife-- the Shakespearean bird.
RandomDCE: "I say, my good fellow; what's going on here?" |
- All of Aladdin and the King of Thieves-- "Take a drink!"
Helldragon: The sultan is a reference to fat people! Take a drink! |
- "Persian Wolverine! He's the best at everything he does!"
- Likewise, their entire High School Musical riff-- all of the Alternate Character Interpretation, particularly that of the (demonic) Coach Bolton.
- Tom pointing out the Double-bacterian Camel on the set.
- "Does NTom have to smack a bitch?"
Livestreams
- From the Spiderman: Shattered Dimensions stream, when FTA was relaying questions from the live chat to Tom (who was playing at the time):
FTA: "If you were in FTA's body, and FTA was in your body, what would you do?" |
- Other gems:
FTA:: Tom, "what would you do for a Klondike Bar?" (Must be an American thing.) |
- Mario Kart Wii, with IRTundraBoy:
Before entering a room, the two are following a (guest) player in a race: |
- Another moment was when Tom was racing with a bunch of regular stream visitors. Right before the finish line, Tom was in third place. Cue a Bob-Omb appearing out of nowhere and right in front of him, putting him down to second to last. Tom was not amused, but the stream audience was.
- More shenanigans ensue in the second segment of the Shattered Dimensions playthrough:
FTA: Danielnicholl says "Question: Would all three of you get into one huge porno--" What is your obsession with us in a porno? Seriously. |
- Sonic Adventure 2, with a triple-bill[1] of Tom, Gareth, and Stephen (SonicMovies):
- Stephen's cat accidentally shutting off his computer.
- "FTA and SonicMovies Make a Porno."
- The aforementioned two discussing a re-dub of the game, with SonicMovies as Christopher Walken as everyone:
Stephen!Walken!Eggman: Get a LOAD of this! |
- MANY hilarious moments ensue during the FTA's Super-de-Duper Sonic Stream
- FTA and Skylar are very close and personal friends
- Do you know Classic Amy?
- "Didi Pickles was a MILF back in the day - randomirishlad"
- From the Toy Story 2 Marathon stream.
- Tom's initial reaction to the FMV cut scenes
Tom: Oh no, movie clips, we're going to fucking jail. |
- Tom's finally completing a particularly tricky swinging section.
Tom: Yes! Pancakes and blow jobs for all! |
Other videos
- The Gaming Brit singing Escape from the City in his Sonic Generations review.
- "Ah! Old man! Leave me alone! I told you last night 'No'! I'm going to file a restraining order!" (RandomDCE)
- Any of DCE's impressions count here.
- From the Sonic and the Black Knight playthrough:
FTA: They're like, "It's Sonic, it needs to have {{[[[Elmuh Fudd Syndwome]] r}}]ings!" |
- Earlier from the same video: "That's 'cause you're a BITCH!" (NTom)
- And of course:
NTom: Now, I will say, he's definitely not in the game; Robotnik -- you know, Merlina's not, at the last second, gonna, like, pull off a face and it's Robotnik wearing a dress... |
- "Oh god, I feel Deviant ART clicking as we speak." (NTom)
- This:
Tom: Now I believe someone in the, er, comments section of the non-commentary version that's on HellfirePlaythroughs actually said in a moment, Sonic looks like he's coming on to Caliburn. |
- From the (now-removed) Sonic and the Secret Rings playthrough, when Tom calls FTA out:
NTom: ...STOP FUCKING MAKING FUN OF ME! |
- Tom's dramatic reading of the of the first chapter of Twilight. All of it. DCE certainly helps.
DCE: Can you imagine what the welcome sign is? "Welcome to Forks; there is no spoon." |
- Also Tom: Do you realise you've just spent the first two pages describing A FUCKING CAR!?
- Speaking of dramatic readings, the entirety of My Immortal.
...My. Wasn't that just retarded? |
- The entirety of the SharkBoy & LavaGirl commentary (and the loss of sanity within), but some moments stick out:
Helldragon: George Lopez has fucking snapped, and he's gonna kill me! "I know everything, and you know nothing, little bitches!" |
- Every single moment of the Harlem Globetrotters Meet Snow White commentary.
- The first "HellfireComms Versus"; in a nutshell: NTom and Helldragon. Battleship. Hilarity Ensues.
- The second "HellfireComms Versus"; in a nutshell: NTom and Helldragon. Yu-Gi-Oh!. Hilarity Ensues.
- Several moments in the Dragonball Evolution commentary; near the end at one point, Tom bursts into high-pitched, hysterical laughter at the stupidity of the movie.
Helldragon: Whitest movie ever! |
- This line from the Ben 10 live action movie. Let's just say the reason why the line came up was because the Big Bad of the film wants Ben.
- In the L.A. Noire special, they go nuts with Phelps' Alternative Character Interpretation to funny levels.
NTom: *After Phelp's police cap gets knocked off* That was my Power Limiter, now it's time to turn into Super Phelps! |
Let's Play Space Quest V
- Helldragon's ways of coping with the real-time lightspeed travel. Mainly, cutting to footage of someone being murdered.
- The preview at the end of episode 7, with incoherent buzzing that loosely translates to:
"I GOT TURNED INTO A FLY HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN WHERE AM I NOW WHY MY SHOULDERS HURT |
- ↑ Almost quadruple at one point, but Tom decided that having Helldragon in the chat with the other two would be somewhat of a bad idea.