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* [[Royal Rumble/Funny|Royal Rumble]]
* [[Royal Rumble/Funny|Royal Rumble]]
* [[WWE Raw/Funny|WWE Raw]]
* [[WWE Raw/Funny|WWE Raw]]
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* [[Mick Foley]] documented a great crowning moment of funny involving accusing [[Dwayne Johnson|the Rock]] of maybe [[Ho Yay|proving Rocky DOES "suck"]] and [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] talking about [[It Makes Sense in Context|shrimp boats]]. One can read from pages 109 to 113 [http://books.google.com/books?id=Zghk-VaOVC8C&printsec=frontcover&dq=Foley+is+Good&source=bl&ots=uebxAAwDnN&sig=6Yd6QBLsNPOEwNn6OmpK7X3dNBk&hl=en&ei=JHuQTJvyOo7EsAPTt-GxDg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CCcQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q&f=false here.] The follow-up on pages 117 to 120 is possibly even funnier.
* [[Mick Foley]] documented a great crowning moment of funny involving accusing [[Dwayne Johnson|the Rock]] of maybe [[Ho Yay|proving Rocky DOES "suck"]] and [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] talking about [[It Makes Sense in Context|shrimp boats]]. One can read from pages 109 to 113 [http://books.google.com/books?id=Zghk-VaOVC8C&printsec=frontcover&dq=Foley+is+Good&source=bl&ots=uebxAAwDnN&sig=6Yd6QBLsNPOEwNn6OmpK7X3dNBk&hl=en&ei=JHuQTJvyOo7EsAPTt-GxDg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CCcQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q&f=false here.] The follow-up on pages 117 to 120 is possibly even funnier.
** Foley's books are always good for Crowning Moments of Funny. The [[Diamond Dallas Page]] cookie story<ref>Some fans baked Mick, DDP and Austin a batch of cookies, assuming they'd get eaten. Austin and Mick instead load them into DDP's hotel bed without him knowing. [[Hilarity Ensues]].</ref> from "Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks" is probably one of the best.
** Foley's books are always good for Crowning Moments of Funny. The [[Diamond Dallas Page]] cookie story<ref>Some fans baked Mick, DDP and Austin a batch of cookies, assuming they'd get eaten. Austin and Mick instead load them into DDP's hotel bed without him knowing. [[Hilarity Ensues]].</ref> from "Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks" is probably one of the best.
{{quote| '''DDP''': How do you like it? [[It Makes Sense in Context|How do you like fucking cookies in your bed]]?!<br />
{{quote|'''DDP''': How do you like it? [[It Makes Sense in Context|How do you like fucking cookies in your bed]]?!<br />
'''Foley''': It's not the cookies that I mind. It's the fact that you're rubbing your naked ass all over me. }}
'''Foley''': It's not the cookies that I mind. It's the fact that you're rubbing your naked ass all over me. }}
** "YOU<ref>[[Steve Austin]] and William Regal</ref> PRICKS! YOU LEFT ME ON A GAY BEACH!"
** "YOU<ref>[[Steve Austin]] and William Regal</ref> PRICKS! YOU LEFT ME ON A GAY BEACH!"
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaJhxbegaZs "I like your poetry."] [[Dead Baby Comedy|"I like what you do to babies."]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaJhxbegaZs "I like your poetry."] [[Dead Baby Comedy|"I like what you do to babies."]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVNWuw3yp8 A performance art piece] from Chris Masters.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVNWuw3yp8 A performance art piece] from Chris Masters.
{{quote| '''[[Ozzy Osbourne (Music)|Ozzy Osbourne]]''': Buy that man a bra!<br />
{{quote|'''[[Ozzy Osbourne]]''': Buy that man a bra!
''([[Jerry Lawler]] laughs)''<br />
''([[Jerry Lawler]] laughs)''
'''Sharon Osbourne''': Jerry, I loved him! Why'd you do that? He's gorgeous!<br />
'''Sharon Osbourne''': Jerry, I loved him! Why'd you do that? He's gorgeous!
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': ...you thought he was gorgeous?<br />
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': ...you thought he was gorgeous?
'''Sharon Osbourne''': Gorgeous, man!<br />
'''Sharon Osbourne''': Gorgeous, man!
'''Ranjin Singh''': The Great Khali says he found that piece..."oddly mesmerizing."<br />
'''Ranjin Singh''': The Great Khali says he found that piece..."oddly mesmerizing."
'''Sharon Osbourne''': I agree with you! }}
'''Sharon Osbourne''': I agree with you! }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7TyC1QuVIc "Looooondon bridge is fallin' down....fallin' down...fallin' down....] '''I'm the BOOGEYMAN!''' And I'm comin', '''T'GETCHA!!'''"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7TyC1QuVIc "Looooondon bridge is fallin' down....fallin' down...fallin' down....] '''I'm the BOOGEYMAN!''' And I'm comin', '''T'GETCHA!!'''"
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*** [[Jim Ross]]: "The [[Stephanie McMahon|Billion Dollar Princess]]...has just become a Dairy Queen!"
*** [[Jim Ross]]: "The [[Stephanie McMahon|Billion Dollar Princess]]...has just become a Dairy Queen!"
** The Invasion had quite a number of giggle-worthy skits buried underneath all the controversy. Other highlights included Shawn Stasiak constructing a booby trap using [[It Makes Sense in Context|a bucket of sour milk]] (which inevitably backfired) and [[Booker T]] visiting a Hollywood movie studio in an attempt to replicate [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]]'s then-recent success with ''[[The Scorpion King]]'':
** The Invasion had quite a number of giggle-worthy skits buried underneath all the controversy. Other highlights included Shawn Stasiak constructing a booby trap using [[It Makes Sense in Context|a bucket of sour milk]] (which inevitably backfired) and [[Booker T]] visiting a Hollywood movie studio in an attempt to replicate [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]]'s then-recent success with ''[[The Scorpion King]]'':
{{quote| '''[[Booker T]]''': I'm THE BOOKERMAN!<br />
{{quote|'''[[Booker T]]''': I'm THE BOOKERMAN!
'''Receptionist''': The Boogerman? I never saw that one, was it European? }}
'''Receptionist''': The Boogerman? I never saw that one, was it European? }}
* The Rock and [[Chris Jericho]] riffing on each other. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd2zhPN5-Es You with your unibrow and your "Just bring it!" Bring what? A vomit bag? A Fig Newton?]
* The Rock and [[Chris Jericho]] riffing on each other. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd2zhPN5-Es You with your unibrow and your "Just bring it!" Bring what? A vomit bag? A Fig Newton?]
* [[Chris Jericho]] has a lot of them, be it his [[The Long List|list]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faaDz7p5X3A of 1,004 holds], his wonderful funny ring announcing for a Cruiserweight Battle Royal, his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On7w7 many], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCx1AqnBUVE many] digs at [[Stephanie McMahon]], or the way he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ1HXCd7NSo mercilessly lampooned] Bill [[Goldberg]]'s entrance.
* [[Chris Jericho]] has a lot of them, be it his [[The Long List|list]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faaDz7p5X3A of 1,004 holds], his wonderful funny ring announcing for a Cruiserweight Battle Royal, his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On7w7 many], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCx1AqnBUVE many] digs at [[Stephanie McMahon]], or the way he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ1HXCd7NSo mercilessly lampooned] Bill [[Goldberg]]'s entrance.
** Then there's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DPiRgLLw4 the time the Dudleyz stole Christian and Jericho's bags] and made them chase them all over the arena. Capped off with the towel-clad [[Christian]] and Jericho at the top of the ramp, Bubba Ray & D-Von in the ring, and the immortal line:
** Then there's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DPiRgLLw4 the time the Dudleyz stole Christian and Jericho's bags] and made them chase them all over the arena. Capped off with the towel-clad [[Christian]] and Jericho at the top of the ramp, Bubba Ray & D-Von in the ring, and the immortal line:
{{quote| '''Bubba Ray''': SPIKE! GET THE TOWELS!}}
{{quote|'''Bubba Ray''': SPIKE! GET THE TOWELS!}}
** [[Chris Jericho]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMO1VFy-3FU "Ortonizes" his promo]. Say it with him now: ME! WANT! TITLE! MATCH!
** [[Chris Jericho]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMO1VFy-3FU "Ortonizes" his promo]. Say it with him now: ME! WANT! TITLE! MATCH!
** [[Chris Jericho]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN61nRaaHHE doesn't know Santino Marella's name].
** [[Chris Jericho]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN61nRaaHHE doesn't know Santino Marella's name].
* [[Kurt Angle]]: SCREW YOUR BOOBS
* [[Kurt Angle]]: SCREW YOUR BOOBS
* Santino is the walking, talking, living, breathing embodiment of the [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]. From mispronunciations of wrestler names to generally being unafraid to completely make an ass out of himself, he is the personification of this trope. And when teamed up with "The Glamazon" [[Beth Phoenix]], he's even funnier. But his Crowning Moment is most definitely:
* Santino is the walking, talking, living, breathing embodiment of the [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]. From mispronunciations of wrestler names to generally being unafraid to completely make an ass out of himself, he is the personification of this trope. And when teamed up with "The Glamazon" [[Beth Phoenix]], he's even funnier. But his Crowning Moment is most definitely:
{{quote| "Bring forth...'''THE HONK-A-METER!'''"}}
{{quote|"Bring forth...'''THE HONK-A-METER!'''"}}
** And then there's:
** And then there's:
{{quote| Santino: My eyes are up here, I am NOT a piece of meat!}}
{{quote|Santino: My eyes are up here, I am NOT a piece of meat!}}
** [[Beth Phoenix]] has picked up a couple since getting with Santino as well, most notably this: [http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/rrk9melinakickingherself_14767.gif Stop kicking yourself, Melina!]
** [[Beth Phoenix]] has picked up a couple since getting with Santino as well, most notably this: [http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/rrk9melinakickingherself_14767.gif Stop kicking yourself, Melina!]{{Dead link}}
** When [[Kane (Wrestling)|Kane]] was backstage searching for [[CM Punk]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlgBMw86tas he happened upon Santino]:
** When [[Kane (wrestling)|Kane]] was backstage searching for [[CM Punk]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlgBMw86tas he happened upon Santino]:
{{quote| '''Kane''': [[This Is Sparta|Where...is...Punk]]?<br />
{{quote|'''Kane''': [[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|Where...is...Punk]]?<br />
'''Santino''': Have you tried [[Trademark Favorite Food|the Pepsi machine]]? }}
'''Santino''': Have you tried [[Trademark Favorite Food|the Pepsi machine]]? }}
** Yet another [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] for Santino: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaNpTh1lhls Attempting Melina's (in)famous split ring entrance]. Bonus CMoF for Beth near the end. {{spoiler|"NOT THERE! OF ALL PLACES WHY THERE?!"}}
** Yet another [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] for Santino: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaNpTh1lhls Attempting Melina's (in)famous split ring entrance]. Bonus CMoF for Beth near the end. {{spoiler|"NOT THERE! OF ALL PLACES WHY THERE?!"}}
** Just when you thought it was safe to watch Raw, Santino brings out...[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlgaO3uVtJI the Mankini!]
** Just when you thought it was safe to watch Raw, Santino brings out...[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlgaO3uVtJI the Mankini!]
** To say nothing of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mmZern4tss Santino's performance] at ''Royal Rumble 2009''. As one [[YouTube|YouTuber]] put it: "The Warlord can rest easy knowing Santino did him a favor."
** To say nothing of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mmZern4tss Santino's performance] at ''Royal Rumble 2009''. As one [[YouTube]]r put it: "The Warlord can rest easy knowing Santino did him a favor."
** At an overseas house show in 2009, there was a 15-man battle royal. When Santino comes face to face with [[Triple H]] and [[John Cena]] and figures out he doesn't have a chance in hell of eliminating them, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Pt5Zo4ycE he eliminates himself instead.]
** At an overseas house show in 2009, there was a 15-man battle royal. When Santino comes face to face with [[Triple H]] and [[John Cena]] and figures out he doesn't have a chance in hell of eliminating them, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Pt5Zo4ycE he eliminates himself instead.]
*** Note [[The Big Show]]'s reaction as it happens...
*** Note [[The Big Show]]'s reaction as it happens...
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** Santino is invited to do commentary on a match, and ends up [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4oIr1PJ1k stealing Jerry Lawler's Subway Sandwich]. Considered by some to be THE Crowning Moment of Funny for a man who busts them out on a regular basis.
** Santino is invited to do commentary on a match, and ends up [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4oIr1PJ1k stealing Jerry Lawler's Subway Sandwich]. Considered by some to be THE Crowning Moment of Funny for a man who busts them out on a regular basis.
** There was that time where he somehow beat up The Sandman. He tries to add insult to injury by breaking Sandman's kendo stick over his knee... only to hurt himself.
** There was that time where he somehow beat up The Sandman. He tries to add insult to injury by breaking Sandman's kendo stick over his knee... only to hurt himself.
** There was the moment he told [[Rey Mysterio Jr]] there were only three reasons someone would wear a mask.
** There was the moment he told [[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]] there were only three reasons someone would wear a mask.
{{quote| "Any man who hides behind a mask is either incredibly ugly... incredibly stupid oooor... or is THE BATMAN!!!!"}}
{{quote|"Any man who hides behind a mask is either incredibly ugly... incredibly stupid oooor... or is THE BATMAN!!!!"}}
** Also, there was his angle with Stone Cold where, at one point Santino declared various Stone Cold moments would not be happening (glass breaking, can of "asswhip", stomping of mudpie) and finished by saying "[[Jim Ross|JR]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBF0jaK1RnE is not going to reach the point of orgasm.] The non-verbal reaction from JR was ''priceless.''
** Also, there was his angle with Stone Cold where, at one point Santino declared various Stone Cold moments would not be happening (glass breaking, can of "asswhip", stomping of mudpie) and finished by saying "[[Jim Ross|JR]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBF0jaK1RnE is not going to reach the point of orgasm.] The non-verbal reaction from JR was ''priceless.''
** Hell, Santino's finishing move is a crowning moment of funny every time he tries to use it. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF2Ho0y-8Io COBRA! COBRA! COBRA!]
** Hell, Santino's finishing move is a crowning moment of funny every time he tries to use it. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF2Ho0y-8Io COBRA! COBRA! COBRA!]
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** Santino can notch up another hilarious moment with his performance in 2011's Royal Rumble. To wit: He enters at #37 and within moments is kicked under the bottom rope to the outside. Ten minutes later, [[Alberto Del Rio]] is the last man standing in the ring and the winner of the Royal Rumble...until the forgotten Santino slips back in the ring and hits him with a Cobra Strike. Sure, Santino was eliminated almost immediately following, but that was the best [[Brick Joke]] WWE has pulled out in years.
** Santino can notch up another hilarious moment with his performance in 2011's Royal Rumble. To wit: He enters at #37 and within moments is kicked under the bottom rope to the outside. Ten minutes later, [[Alberto Del Rio]] is the last man standing in the ring and the winner of the Royal Rumble...until the forgotten Santino slips back in the ring and hits him with a Cobra Strike. Sure, Santino was eliminated almost immediately following, but that was the best [[Brick Joke]] WWE has pulled out in years.
** While Corre was having an internal dispute on Raw 4/11/11, Santino comes out alongside [[Evan Bourne]], [[Daniel Bryan]], and [[Mark Henry]], who have united to form their own group.
** While Corre was having an internal dispute on Raw 4/11/11, Santino comes out alongside [[Evan Bourne]], [[Daniel Bryan]], and [[Mark Henry]], who have united to form their own group.
{{quote| "If you guys are 'The Corre', then allow me to present to you: The [[Fun With Acronyms|APPLE]]! 'Allied People Powered by Loathing Everything that you stand for.'"}}
{{quote|"If you guys are 'The Corre', then allow me to present to you: The [[Fun with Acronyms|APPLE]]! 'Allied People Powered by Loathing Everything that you stand for.'"}}
*** And then there's the 'APPLE Powers Unite' group fist bump. [[Mark Henry]] needed some convincing to join in.
*** And then there's the 'APPLE Powers Unite' group fist bump. [[Mark Henry]] needed some convincing to join in.
** On a Raw over in the UK, Santino and Vladimir Kozlov invited [[Sheamus]] to a tea party. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ2ib9wHCTA It has to be seen to be believed].
** On a Raw over in the UK, Santino and Vladimir Kozlov invited [[Sheamus]] to a tea party. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ2ib9wHCTA It has to be seen to be believed].
** After being sideline with an injury, Santino comes back to Raw's October 3rd show, by interrupting Jinder Mahal, who was in the ring, ranting in Punjabi. Santino mocks Jinder by speaking jibberish, which sets Jinder off and wants a match against Santino. Roughly 40 seconds later Jinder has eaten [[Finishing Move|The Cobra]] and Santino is celibrating his victory.
** After being sideline with an injury, Santino comes back to Raw's October 3 show, by interrupting Jinder Mahal, who was in the ring, ranting in Punjabi. Santino mocks Jinder by speaking jibberish, which sets Jinder off and wants a match against Santino. Roughly 40 seconds later Jinder has eaten [[Finishing Move|The Cobra]] and Santino is celibrating his victory.
* When Kane was first turning face, one of his first good deeds was to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALPTdA27T9A help a kid win a prize from a crane machine]...
* When Kane was first turning face, one of his first good deeds was to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALPTdA27T9A help a kid win a prize from a crane machine]...
* The bWo entrance at the original One Night Stand pay-per-view, especially coming hot off the heels of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|The Sandman's entrance, hands down the greatest ever in pro wrestling]]. Joey was laughing so hard he believed he'd piss himself:
* The bWo entrance at the original One Night Stand pay-per-view, especially coming hot off the heels of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|The Sandman's entrance, hands down the greatest ever in pro wrestling]]. Joey was laughing so hard he believed he'd piss himself:
{{quote| ''"If there was ever any gimmick that didn't deserve to make ''a dime'' and made a '''boatload''' of cash, THIS WAS IT! And the best thing was [[WCW|they]] couldn't sue [[ECW|us]] because it was a parody!"''}}
{{quote|''"If there was ever any gimmick that didn't deserve to make ''a dime'' and made a '''boatload''' of cash, THIS WAS IT! And the best thing was [[WCW|they]] couldn't sue [[ECW|us]] because it was a parody!"''}}
** During the ensuing debacle after said entrance, Nova takes two ''massive'' chair shots right to the head by Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney, one after the other. After being laid out by the second, [[Joey Styles]] had this to say:
** During the ensuing debacle after said entrance, Nova takes two ''massive'' chair shots right to the head by Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney, one after the other. After being laid out by the second, [[Joey Styles]] had this to say:
{{quote| ''"That hurt more than [[Take That|having to be Simon Dean on national television]]! (Yeah, I'm fired; I know.)"''}}
{{quote|''"That hurt more than [[Take That|having to be Simon Dean on national television]]! (Yeah, I'm fired; I know.)"''}}
* [[Ric Flair]]'s famous [[Face Fault|Flair Flop]] is known to cause a chuckle every now and then, but one instance turned it into a laugh riot. [[Triple H]] was in Flair's corner when he flopped once, and Trips could very easily be seen hanging his head and groaning in disgust.
* [[Ric Flair]]'s famous [[Face Fault|Flair Flop]] is known to cause a chuckle every now and then, but one instance turned it into a laugh riot. [[Triple H]] was in Flair's corner when he flopped once, and Trips could very easily be seen hanging his head and groaning in disgust.
* Although [[Edge]] and [[Christian]] were essentially gods of comedy upon winning the tag titles for the first time, the act really didn't kick into gear until they were aligned with [[Kurt Angle]]. The Crowning Moment of this trio was early on: to pay tribute to the state of Kentucky, they dressed up as a jug band...complete with [[Edge]] donning a set of false teeth even more ludicrous than his own unnaturally large grin.
* Although [[Edge]] and [[Christian]] were essentially gods of comedy upon winning the tag titles for the first time, the act really didn't kick into gear until they were aligned with [[Kurt Angle]]. The Crowning Moment of this trio was early on: to pay tribute to the state of Kentucky, they dressed up as a jug band...complete with [[Edge]] donning a set of false teeth even more ludicrous than his own unnaturally large grin.
** Even better: "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiaICoPqZfE&feature=player_embedded I'm gonna play our music]!"
** Even better: "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiaICoPqZfE&feature=player_embedded I'm gonna play our music]!"
* Tommy Dreamer believes that [[Christian]] and Jack Swagger are ignoring him, and he has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rde8A54QH_w an interesting way of proving his point].
* Tommy Dreamer believes that [[Christian]] and Jack Swagger are ignoring him, and he has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rde8A54QH_w an interesting way of proving his point].
* Let's not forget about Al Snow, especially his reign as European Champion and his tag team with [[Comically Serious]] Steve Blackman.
* Let's not forget about Al Snow, especially his reign as European Champion and his tag team with [[Comically Serious]] Steve Blackman.
* June 29th 2008. The night of [[Vince McMahon]]'s Million Dollar Mania will forever be remembered as the night Mr. McMahon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99T0htFrIT0 got Rickroll'd].
* June 29, 2008. The night of [[Vince McMahon]]'s Million Dollar Mania will forever be remembered as the night Mr. McMahon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99T0htFrIT0 got Rickroll'd].
* At ''ECW One Night Stand II'', [[Rob Van Dam]] won the [[WWE]] championship from [[John Cena]]. Two nights later, on the inaugural broadcast of the revived ECW, he was crowned the ECW champion as well. He then spent several minutes talking up the honor and prestige of the ECW Championship...then held up the WWE Championship and declared, "And I'll keep this one too! Look! It spins!"
* At ''ECW One Night Stand II'', [[Rob Van Dam]] won the [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] championship from [[John Cena]]. Two nights later, on the inaugural broadcast of the revived ECW, he was crowned the ECW champion as well. He then spent several minutes talking up the honor and prestige of the ECW Championship...then held up the WWE Championship and declared, "And I'll keep this one too! Look! It spins!"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgCUnZhxRV0 Matt and Jeff try to stay] [[Distracted By the Sexy|focused.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgCUnZhxRV0 Matt and Jeff try to stay] [[Distracted by the Sexy|focused.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ubeclmQxRc The "Shockmaster" segment on the August 31st, 2009] edition of ''RAW''; take one of WCW's worst moments, mock it mercilessly, and then throw in Santino Marella for good measure.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ubeclmQxRc The "Shockmaster" segment on the August 31st, 2009] edition of ''RAW''; take one of WCW's worst moments, mock it mercilessly, and then throw in Santino Marella for good measure.
** "It shoulda worked!"
** "It shoulda worked!"
* On September 9th, 2009, Bob Barker served as the guest host/GM of ''Raw''. The opening segment alone made the entire show.
* On September 9, 2009, Bob Barker served as the guest host/GM of ''Raw''. The opening segment alone made the entire show.
** Barker's threat to an angry [[Chris Jericho]]: "Get back down there or I'll take you over my knee!" Which was even funnier when Jericho BACKED DOWN.
** Barker's threat to an angry [[Chris Jericho]]: "Get back down there or I'll take you over my knee!" Which was even funnier when Jericho BACKED DOWN.
** And don't forget the 85-year-old Barker beating up [[Butt Monkey|Chavo Guerrero]]. "The most important thing in any fight is the element of..." ''* punches Chavo in the stomach* '' "SURPRISE!"
** And don't forget the 85-year-old Barker beating up [[Butt Monkey|Chavo Guerrero]]. "The most important thing in any fight is the element of..." ''* punches Chavo in the stomach* '' "SURPRISE!"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJgkdRZOyk Goldust and Booker T]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJgkdRZOyk Goldust and Booker T]
* [[Triple H]]'s appearance on the MVP Lounge talking about [[Edge]]:
* [[Triple H]]'s appearance on the MVP Lounge talking about [[Edge]]:
{{quote| '''[[Triple H]]''': "You know, that [[Edge]] is a smart guy. I mean, [[Leaning On the Fourth Wall|marrying the boss to get ahead in the business?]] That's genius!"}}
{{quote|'''[[Triple H]]''': "You know, that [[Edge]] is a smart guy. I mean, [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall|marrying the boss to get ahead in the business?]] That's genius!"}}
* [[Kurt Angle]] vs. a generic luchador jobber - Kurt throws him to the outside, and the ref leans over to check on him. At this point, [[Eddie Guerrero]] sneaks in from behind ''disguised as said luchador'', then throws Angle over the top rope (and over the ref's head) before leaving an inconspicuous banana peel where Angle was standing. The ref looks to see who attacked Angle, sees the banana peel, and just gives a [[Aside Glance]] to the camera, as if to say "You have '''got''' to be kidding me."
* [[Kurt Angle]] vs. a generic luchador jobber - Kurt throws him to the outside, and the ref leans over to check on him. At this point, [[Eddie Guerrero]] sneaks in from behind ''disguised as said luchador'', then throws Angle over the top rope (and over the ref's head) before leaving an inconspicuous banana peel where Angle was standing. The ref looks to see who attacked Angle, sees the banana peel, and just gives a [[Aside Glance]] to the camera, as if to say "You have '''got''' to be kidding me."
* "The Houdini of Hardcore" Crash Holly defends the WWF Hardcore Championship against both of The Headbangers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4aaUzPNvSQ in Fun Time USA.] This is probably the most memorable defense of said championship.
* "The Houdini of Hardcore" Crash Holly defends the WWF Hardcore Championship against both of The Headbangers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4aaUzPNvSQ in Fun Time USA.] This is probably the most memorable defense of said championship.
* At Survivor Series 2009, [[Christian]] teamed up with Kofi Kingston, [[Mark Henry]], MVP, & [[Ron Killings|R-Truth]], and tried to point out that he's the only... At which point, his teammates to cut him off & say that it shouldn't matter, as they all want to win. [[Christian]]'s relieved, and remarks that he's glad his teammates don't care that he's the only member of the ECW roster, leading to them all having a chuckle about it before [[Christian]] remarks "You thought I mean because I'm Canadian", which leads to an awkward silence from the others. The promo then ends with [[Christian]] trying to prove Canadians are pretty good rappers:
* At Survivor Series 2009, [[Christian]] teamed up with Kofi Kingston, [[Mark Henry]], MVP, & [[Ron Killings|R-Truth]], and tried to point out that he's the only... At which point, his teammates to cut him off & say that it shouldn't matter, as they all want to win. [[Christian]]'s relieved, and remarks that he's glad his teammates don't care that he's the only member of the ECW roster, leading to them all having a chuckle about it before [[Christian]] remarks "You thought I mean because I'm Canadian", which leads to an awkward silence from the others. The promo then ends with [[Christian]] trying to prove Canadians are pretty good rappers:
{{quote| '''[[Christian]]''': "Team Kofi Kingston! Looking for a fight! 4 of us are black and 1 of us is white! WHAT'S UP! What's up! What's up. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8j8OXn0E44&feature=related Mark what's up?"]}}
{{quote|'''[[Christian]]''': "Team Kofi Kingston! Looking for a fight! 4 of us are black and 1 of us is white! WHAT'S UP! What's up! What's up. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}L8j8OXn0E44&feature{{=}}related Mark what's up?"]}}
* Carlito would like to thank Jesus, the Academy, [[Twilight (Literature)|Team Jacob]], and everyone's favorite place Puerto Rico.
* Carlito would like to thank Jesus, the Academy, [[Twilight (novel)|Team Jacob]], and everyone's favorite place Puerto Rico.
* Let's not forget about the really funny PPV commercials. Like the WM21 Taxi Driver Parody, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sufuowhrWt4 The Last Hot Dog (Summerslam 2006)] or Carlito vs The Dove (WM24)
* Let's not forget about the really funny PPV commercials. Like the WM21 Taxi Driver Parody, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sufuowhrWt4 The Last Hot Dog (Summerslam 2006)] or Carlito vs The Dove (WM24)
* ''Judgement Day 2002'' and ''Wrestlemania 2003'', where [[Kurt Angle]] and [[Vince McMahon]], respectively, get their heads shaved.
* ''Judgement Day 2002'' and ''Wrestlemania 2003'', where [[Kurt Angle]] and [[Vince McMahon]], respectively, get their heads shaved.
{{quote| '''Audience:''' (Chants in tune to Angle's music) "You're bald! You're bald!"}}
{{quote|'''Audience:''' (Chants in tune to Angle's music) "You're bald! You're bald!"}}
** Then, on the RAW after ''Wrestlemania 23'', Bobby Lashley knocks away Vince's hat, causing him to hide under Lillian Garcia's skirt. Lashley then [[Fan Service|rips her skirt off]].
** Then, on the RAW after ''Wrestlemania 23'', Bobby Lashley knocks away Vince's hat, causing him to hide under Lillian Garcia's skirt. Lashley then [[Fan Service|rips her skirt off]].
* [[Kurt Angle]]: "[[Rey Mysterio Jr]] is a boy, and I'm a man. And I just love to play with little boys." * crowd laughs* [[That Came Out Wrong|"NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!"]]
* [[Kurt Angle]]: "[[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]] is a boy, and I'm a man. And I just love to play with little boys." * crowd laughs* [[That Came Out Wrong|"NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!"]]
* In what is also a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], [[Beth Phoenix]] (!) entered the 2010 Royal Rumble and, after being lifted over the top rope by The Great Khali and pointed towards the back, Beth plants a HUGE kiss on Khali. ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQTk7nfdm4 And eliminates him by dragging him over the top rope during the kiss.]''
* In what is also a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], [[Beth Phoenix]] (!) entered the 2010 Royal Rumble and, after being lifted over the top rope by The Great Khali and pointed towards the back, Beth plants a HUGE kiss on Khali. ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQTk7nfdm4 And eliminates him by dragging him over the top rope during the kiss.]''
* [[Shane McMahon]] helps his father Vince train for a match against Austin...in the middle of winter with about a foot of snow on the ground. And Shane gets the idea to use the [[Good Old Ways]] of training, because "this is how they used to train in [his] day", including chasing a chicken around to build speed and endurance. Only problem is, since it's snowing out, [[Never Work With Children or Animals|the chicken isn't having any of it]]. So the first take, Shane throws the chicken, the chicken stays put, and Vince tries to nudge him along to get it to run.
* [[Shane McMahon]] helps his father Vince train for a match against Austin...in the middle of winter with about a foot of snow on the ground. And Shane gets the idea to use the [[Good Old Ways]] of training, because "this is how they used to train in [his] day", including chasing a chicken around to build speed and endurance. Only problem is, since it's snowing out, [[Never Work with Children or Animals|the chicken isn't having any of it]]. So the first take, Shane throws the chicken, the chicken stays put, and Vince tries to nudge him along to get it to run.
{{quote| '''Vince''': This is the stupidest--<br />
{{quote|'''Vince''': This is the stupidest--
'''Shane''': This is the moment of truth!<br />
'''Shane''': This is the moment of truth!
'''Vince''': This is the stupidest one of them all--<br />
'''Vince''': This is the stupidest one of them all--
'''Shane''': No, it's not!<br />
'''Shane''': No, it's not!
'''Vince''': [[Mean Boss|I'm the CEO of]] [[WWE|a Fortune-500 company]]--<br />
'''Vince''': [[Mean Boss|I'm the CEO of]] [[World Wrestling Entertainment|a Fortune-500 company]]--<br />
'''Shane''': That's alright!<br />
'''Shane''': That's alright!<br />
'''Vince''': And you want me to chase a damn chicken?!<br />
'''Vince''': And you want me to chase a damn chicken?!<br />
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'''Shane''': Don't choke the chicken. }}
'''Shane''': Don't choke the chicken. }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7i_H6cELXg Edge and The Rock] Only through these two could they make [[Squick]] hilarious.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7i_H6cELXg Edge and The Rock] Only through these two could they make [[Squick]] hilarious.
* Another guest host of RAW looked upon very fondly is [[William Shatner]]. Yes, ''that'' [[William Shatner]]. So when Shatner negotiated matches a la Priceline.com and did ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHg2z9ZgdEc spoken word versions]'' of WWE entrance themes, it turned what an already awesome night of RAW ([[Bret Hart]]'s Return) into an epic one.
* Another guest host of RAW looked upon very fondly is [[William Shatner]]. Yes, ''that'' [[William Shatner]]. So when Shatner negotiated matches a la Priceline.com and did ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHg2z9ZgdEc spoken word versions]'' of WWE entrance themes, it turned what an already awesome night of RAW ([[Bret Hart]]'s Return) into an epic one.
* [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5n9m1_mcmahon-family-portrait_sport The McMahon family portrait] from the 15th anniversary of Raw. [[Triple H]] hits the ring with his signature [[No Fourth Wall|additions]] ("What I'm doing is waiting for that pop to die down - damn, do you hear that?!"), and, well - [[Hilarity Ensues]]. [[Only Sane Man|Shane's]] [[Brain Bleach|reaction]] of "oh God, my ''eyes''" - or [[I Need a Freaking Drink|"I need a freaking drink"]] - and his eventual [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]] after Vince made a comment about [[Squick|"dusting the cobwebs off" Mae Young]]. To say nothing of the [[Humiliation Conga|parade of people who've slept with Vince]]. Most of this is just the setup for the [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for [[Stephanie McMahon|Stephanie]] and Trips.
* [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5n9m1_mcmahon-family-portrait_sport The McMahon family portrait] from the 15th anniversary of Raw. [[Triple H]] hits the ring with his signature [[No Fourth Wall|additions]] ("What I'm doing is waiting for that pop to die down - damn, do you hear that?!"), and, well - [[Hilarity Ensues]]. [[Only Sane Man|Shane's]] [[Brain Bleach|reaction]] of "oh God, my ''eyes''" - or [[I Need a Freaking Drink|"I need a freaking drink"]] - and his eventual [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]] after Vince made a comment about [[Squick|"dusting the cobwebs off" Mae Young]]. To say nothing of the [[Humiliation Conga|parade of people who've slept with Vince]]. Most of this is just the setup for the [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for [[Stephanie McMahon|Stephanie]] and Trips.
{{quote| '''Stephanie''': Dad, you've got ''serious problems''. And you know what? You've embarrassed our family long enough. It's time that I embarrassed you.<br />
{{quote|'''Stephanie''': Dad, you've got ''serious problems''. And you know what? You've embarrassed our family long enough. It's time that I embarrassed you.
''(Stephanie grabs [[Triple H]] by the shirt and makes out with him as the crowd goes apeshit.)''<br />
''(Stephanie grabs [[Triple H]] by the shirt and makes out with him as the crowd goes apeshit.)''
'''[[Triple H]]''': (looks smug as hell) Heh. [[Happily Married|See ya at home, Steph]]! ... [[Lame Rhyme Dodge|oooh, I mean, your brother's a gnome!]] }}
'''[[Triple H]]''': (looks smug as hell) Heh. [[Happily Married|See ya at home, Steph]]! ... [[Lame Rhyme Dodge|oooh, I mean, your brother's a gnome!]] }}
* The Dudley Boyz humiliate [[Christian]] and [[Chris Jericho]] by stealing their stuff and throwing it into the crowd. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDFOFPXz3Gk Including...]
* The Dudley Boyz humiliate [[Christian]] and [[Chris Jericho]] by stealing their stuff and throwing it into the crowd. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDFOFPXz3Gk Including...]
{{quote| '''Bubba Ray Dudley''': Who wants some...''(reaches into bag)''...who wants a jar of Ass Cream?<br />
{{quote|'''Bubba Ray Dudley''': Who wants some...''(reaches into bag)''...who wants a jar of Ass Cream?
'''Lawler''': ''(on commentary)'' Ass Cream?! Who uses that?!<br />
'''Lawler''': ''(on commentary)'' Ass Cream?! Who uses that?!
'''Bubba Ray Dudley''': What the hell are you guys doing with Ass Cream?! What do you ''DO'' with Ass Cream, might I ask?!<br />
'''Bubba Ray Dudley''': What the hell are you guys doing with Ass Cream?! What do you ''DO'' with Ass Cream, might I ask?!
'''Jericho''': Just hold on one damn second! You think this is funny?!<br />
'''Jericho''': Just hold on one damn second! You think this is funny?!
'''Bubba Ray Dudley''': Yes, I do!<br />
'''Bubba Ray Dudley''': Yes, I do!
'''Jericho''': You think this is funny?! Throwing my shirt into the crowd?! Throwing his pants into the crowd?! You think it's funny taking my--''([[Beat]])''--[[Verbal Backspace|Christian's]] [[Like a Weasel|jar of Ass Cream out]]?! }}
'''Jericho''': You think this is funny?! Throwing my shirt into the crowd?! Throwing his pants into the crowd?! You think it's funny taking my--''([[Beat]])''--[[Verbal Backspace|Christian's]] [[Like a Weasel|jar of Ass Cream out]]?! }}
** Now with 35% [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef0LU449SXk MORE ASS]!
** Now with 35% [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef0LU449SXk MORE ASS]!
* [[The Undertaker]] and Kane [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fm26XdZ_28 couldn't catch a break.] Between Kane and the whole Katie Vick situation and Taker with a busted hand, among other things, it was hard to say who was more worthy of pity.
* [[The Undertaker]] and Kane [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fm26XdZ_28 couldn't catch a break.] Between Kane and the whole Katie Vick situation and Taker with a busted hand, among other things, it was hard to say who was more worthy of pity.
{{quote| '''Kane:''' So...how was your week?<br />
{{quote|'''Kane:''' So...how was your week?
'''[[The Undertaker]]:''' ... }}
'''[[The Undertaker]]:''' ... }}
* Bob Uecker's interviewing [[Andre the Giant]] at ''Wrestlemania 4'' -- if for nothing more than Uecker's hilarious facial expressions:
* Bob Uecker's interviewing [[Andre the Giant]] at ''Wrestlemania 4''—if for nothing more than Uecker's hilarious facial expressions:
{{quote| '''Andre''': [[Hulk Hogan|Hulkamania]] is OVER! ''(laughs)''<br />
{{quote|'''Andre''': [[Hulk Hogan|Hulkamania]] is OVER! ''(laughs)''<br />
'''Bob Uecker''': ''(trying to push Andre's hand away)'' Um, would you mind getting your foot off my shoulder?<br />
'''Bob Uecker''': ''(trying to push Andre's hand away)'' Um, would you mind getting your foot off my shoulder?<br />
''([[Andre the Giant]] throttles Bob and shakes him like a rag doll.)'' }}
''([[Andre the Giant]] throttles Bob and shakes him like a rag doll.)'' }}
** During the battle royal at the same show had this exchange:
** During the battle royal at the same show had this exchange:
{{quote| '''[[Jesse Ventura]]''': You ever see anything like this in baseball, Ueck?<br />
{{quote|'''[[Jesse Ventura]]''': You ever see anything like this in baseball, Ueck?
'''Bob Uecker''': This kinda reminds me of final cut day of spring training. }}
'''Bob Uecker''': This kinda reminds me of final cut day of spring training. }}
* Even though the storyline itself had to be Vince crossing the [[Moral Event Horizon]] for the 12th time, when they're in a Church, Vince [[Smite Me Oh Mighty Smiter|dares G~D to strike him down]]. Shane takes a few steps back.
* Even though the storyline itself had to be Vince crossing the [[Moral Event Horizon]] for the 12th time, when they're in a Church, Vince [[Smite Me, O Mighty Smiter!|dares G~D to strike him down]]. Shane takes a few steps back.
* One moment in ''Wrestlemania 18'' regarding the hardcore title scuffle backstage. At one point after the Hurricane got the title, he attempts to hide in one of the changing rooms behind a changing blind. A few seconds later, a few of the Godfather's ladies come in to get changed, and none of them notice that Hurricane is behind the blind... until they notice that Hurricane's shadow [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhg5i-5gV5Y starts to show signs of visible excitement when a GIANT, phallic shadow] rises up. Cue the Godfather come in and chasing the Hurricane away with a broom which had been used to display said 'excitement'
* One moment in ''Wrestlemania 18'' regarding the hardcore title scuffle backstage. At one point after the Hurricane got the title, he attempts to hide in one of the changing rooms behind a changing blind. A few seconds later, a few of the Godfather's ladies come in to get changed, and none of them notice that Hurricane is behind the blind... until they notice that Hurricane's shadow [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhg5i-5gV5Y starts to show signs of visible excitement when a GIANT, phallic shadow] rises up. Cue the Godfather come in and chasing the Hurricane away with a broom which had been used to display said 'excitement'
{{quote| '''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' He DOES have super powers!}}
{{quote|'''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' He DOES have super powers!}}
* One backstage segment on Smackdown in 2001 saw [[Trish Stratus]] getting changed behind a screen in the guy's dressing room. Steve Blackman disappears behind the screen to help her with her zipper, accidentally poking her with his kendo stick which is now [[Something Else Also Rises|elongated upwards in a strangely phallic position]]. Cue Grandmaster Sexay walking in and seeing the odd shadow.
* One backstage segment on Smackdown in 2001 saw [[Trish Stratus]] getting changed behind a screen in the guy's dressing room. Steve Blackman disappears behind the screen to help her with her zipper, accidentally poking her with his kendo stick which is now [[Something Else Also Rises|elongated upwards in a strangely phallic position]]. Cue Grandmaster Sexay walking in and seeing the odd shadow.
{{quote| '''Trish''': Wow, [[Biggus Dickus|that's gigantic]].<br />
{{quote|'''Trish''': Wow, [[Biggus Dickus|that's gigantic]].<br />
'''Steve''': You should see when I beat people over the head with it.<br />
'''Steve''': You should see when I beat people over the head with it.<br />
'''Trish''': Can I hold it? (touching the stick) It's so hard. }}
'''Trish''': Can I hold it? (touching the stick) It's so hard. }}
* [[Eve Torres]] interviewed [[Triple H]] backstage before Survivor Series 2008 but [[Triple H]] was staring at something on Eve's upper torso area. He remarked that they were amazing, perfectly shaped and that his mother had a pair just like them. Could he be talking about...Eve's pearls of course. And after Vladimir Kozlov interrupts and leaves Trips remarks, "See, Eve, he couldn't take his eyes off them either".
* [[Eve Torres]] interviewed [[Triple H]] backstage before Survivor Series 2008 but [[Triple H]] was staring at something on Eve's upper torso area. He remarked that they were amazing, perfectly shaped and that his mother had a pair just like them. Could he be talking about...Eve's pearls of course. And after Vladimir Kozlov interrupts and leaves Trips remarks, "See, Eve, he couldn't take his eyes off them either".
* Perhaps the [[Jerry Springer]] skit that was staged when Springer hosted Raw is worthy of this category even though falling into the [[So Bad It's Good]] category. The skit started off with [[Kelly Kelly]] saying she's pregnant but doesn't know who the father could be, there are a number of possibilities. Cue [[Butt Monkey|Santino's]] music, he mistakes Springer for Maury Povich and then [[Michael Cole]] interrupts only to be cut down by [[Jerry Lawler]]. Springer says that Lawler usually picks up his girls during recess (yes, [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|paedophile jokes on a PG show]]). The Bella Twins interrupt and apparently [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|Brie is a man]] and we can finally tell them apart as Brie is the one who looks like she's ready to castrate someone. Another possibility for Kelly's baby's father is Chris Masters who is [[Continuity Nod|told to put a bra on]] by Springer. Seconds later Eve Torres comes down and Masters says she wasn't getting the job done (it's still a PG show, apparently). Eve drops a bombshell: she's been cheating on Chris with [[The Giant|the Great Khali]]. Springer says he has the results of the paternity test and the father is Hornswoggle. [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|This is apparently too weird even for Springer and he walks off]] only for Lawler to admit they staged the whole thing.
* Perhaps the [[Jerry Springer]] skit that was staged when Springer hosted Raw is worthy of this category even though falling into the [[So Bad It's Good]] category. The skit started off with [[Kelly Kelly]] saying she's pregnant but doesn't know who the father could be, there are a number of possibilities. Cue [[Butt Monkey|Santino's]] music, he mistakes Springer for Maury Povich and then [[Michael Cole]] interrupts only to be cut down by [[Jerry Lawler]]. Springer says that Lawler usually picks up his girls during recess (yes, [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|paedophile jokes on a PG show]]). The Bella Twins interrupt and apparently [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|Brie is a man]] and we can finally tell them apart as Brie is the one who looks like she's ready to castrate someone. Another possibility for Kelly's baby's father is Chris Masters who is [[Continuity Nod|told to put a bra on]] by Springer. Seconds later Eve Torres comes down and Masters says she wasn't getting the job done (it's still a PG show, apparently). Eve drops a bombshell: she's been cheating on Chris with [[The Giant|the Great Khali]]. Springer says he has the results of the paternity test and the father is Hornswoggle. [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|This is apparently too weird even for Springer and he walks off]] only for Lawler to admit they staged the whole thing.
{{quote| '''Lawler''': [[Kelly Kelly]]'s not pregnant, Brie's not a man, there have been no secret rendezvous and I'm pretty sure the Great Khali has no idea what's going on.<br />
{{quote|'''Lawler''': [[Kelly Kelly]]'s not pregnant, Brie's not a man, there have been no secret rendezvous and I'm pretty sure the Great Khali has no idea what's going on.
'''Singh''': Actually, King, [[Lampshade Hanging|much like our audience]] the Great Khali feels this has been [[Take That|a giant waste of time]]. }}
'''Singh''': Actually, King, [[Lampshade Hanging|much like our audience]] the Great Khali feels this has been [[Take That|a giant waste of time]]. }}
** But they're not done yet, Lawler says Springer has been hiding a secret relationship. Some men like their women skinny, others like them curvy. Some like their women old but Springer likes his women young. As in Mae Young of course and she comes out to smother Springer with kisses. The entire segment provided the sensation of channel surfing without even picking up the remote.
** But they're not done yet, Lawler says Springer has been hiding a secret relationship. Some men like their women skinny, others like them curvy. Some like their women old but Springer likes his women young. As in Mae Young of course and she comes out to smother Springer with kisses. The entire segment provided the sensation of channel surfing without even picking up the remote.
* At Extreme Rules 2010 in the middle of the Last Man Standing match between [[John Cena]] and [[Batista]].
* At Extreme Rules 2010 in the middle of the Last Man Standing match between [[John Cena]] and [[Batista]].
{{quote| '''Young fan''': I hate you [[Batista]]!<br />
{{quote|'''Young fan''': I hate you [[Batista]]!
'''[[Batista]]''': I hate you too! }}
'''[[Batista]]''': I hate you too! }}
** Don't forget [[Chris Jericho]]'s interaction with a fan at Survivor Series as well.
** Don't forget [[Chris Jericho]]'s interaction with a fan at Survivor Series as well.
{{quote| '''Idiot fan''': Go back to Toronto!<br />
{{quote|'''Idiot fan''': Go back to Toronto!
'''Jericho''': I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot! }}
'''Jericho''': I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot! }}
* [[William Regal]] raps. You heard me.
* [[William Regal]] raps. You heard me.
{{quote| ''Straight out of Blackpool''<br />
{{quote|''Straight out of Blackpool''
''I'm William Regal''<br />
''I'm William Regal''
''My rhyme's so intense''<br />
''My rhyme's so intense''
''It shouldn't be legal''<br />
''It shouldn't be legal''
''My style is refined''<br />
''My style is refined''
''Not crude and crass''<br />
''Not crude and crass''
''I'll keep you grounded''<br />
''I'll keep you grounded''
''Like volcanic ash''<br />
''Like volcanic ash''
''I'll take you down''<br />
''I'll take you down''
''Rung by rung''<br />
''Rung by rung''
''I'm just like British Parliament''<br />
''I'm just like British Parliament''
''I'm completely hung''<br />
''I'm completely hung''
''Straight Up Gangsta Trippin.''<br />
''Straight Up Gangsta Trippin.''
''Yes boy.'' }}
''Yes boy.'' }}
** But wait, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LS29RzS5pA THERE'S MORE.] ([[No Fourth Wall|"I spent three bloody hours learning this and I've forgotten it! Hang on, right, here we go..."]])
** But wait, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LS29RzS5pA THERE'S MORE.] ([[No Fourth Wall|"I spent three bloody hours learning this and I've forgotten it! Hang on, right, here we go..."]])
* The Kane/Pete Rose feud is pretty goddamn hilarious, all things considered. Arguably the first example of face-like reaction Kane got was tombstoning Pete Rose after the latter insulted [[Cheap Heat|a local sports franchise]].
* The Kane/Pete Rose feud is pretty goddamn hilarious, all things considered. Arguably the first example of face-like reaction Kane got was tombstoning Pete Rose after the latter insulted [[Cheap Heat|a local sports franchise]].
* The entire ending segment of the NXT finale - William Regal randomly calling [[Matt Hardy]] Eugene repeatedly, R-Truth's "Be quiet, you got a mask on!", [[CM Punk]] being told to leave if he has a problem ''and doing so'', all of it was great.
* The entire ending segment of the NXT finale - William Regal randomly calling [[Matt Hardy]] Eugene repeatedly, R-Truth's "Be quiet, you got a mask on!", [[CM Punk]] being told to leave if he has a problem ''and doing so'', all of it was great.
* [[John Morrison]] (Johnny Nitro at the time) is cutting a promo with Melina, when in the background, [[Jeff Hardy]] sets up a canvas and starts painting. John turns, yells at him, and kicks over the canvas. Jeff goes absolutely [[Berserk Button|berserk]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dT_3cipFco on him.] Which goes to show that obviously you do not fuck with the man's painting.
* [[John Morrison]] (Johnny Nitro at the time) is cutting a promo with Melina, when in the background, [[Jeff Hardy]] sets up a canvas and starts painting. John turns, yells at him, and kicks over the canvas. Jeff goes absolutely [[Berserk Button|berserk]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dT_3cipFco on him.] Which goes to show that obviously you do not fuck with the man's painting.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeizupeTk1Y And everyone knows African-Americans are attracted to Canadian white women with broken noses.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeizupeTk1Y And everyone knows African-Americans are attracted to Canadian white women with broken noses.]
* July 16, 2010. [[The Big Show]] pulling off [[CM Punk]]'s mask.
* July 16, 2010. [[The Big Show]] pulling off [[CM Punk]]'s mask.
{{quote| '''Matt Striker''': He doesn't look ''that'' bad. He looks like Big Show Junior!}}
{{quote|'''Matt Striker''': He doesn't look ''that'' bad. He looks like Big Show Junior!}}
* At WWE Hell in a Cell, [[Randy Orton]] fails to throw the steel steps over the top rope into the ring. He gets booed and he gives the crowd the "up yours!" gesture.
* At WWE Hell in a Cell, [[Randy Orton]] fails to throw the steel steps over the top rope into the ring. He gets booed and he gives the crowd the "up yours!" gesture.
* [[The Miz]] stealing [[Edge]]'s Slim Jim at Summerslam 2010. It's just so damn petty.
* [[The Miz]] stealing [[Edge]]'s Slim Jim at Summerslam 2010. It's just so damn petty.
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** The best part is [[Batista]] doing his machine gunning pose with a cake.
** The best part is [[Batista]] doing his machine gunning pose with a cake.
* [[The Big Show]] goes looking for the Hardy Boyz. He stars knocking down random doors in the back area, but behind one door...are [[The Undertaker]] and Kane. The hilarious one liner that Taker tosses off after [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE-XusqL5-w beating the everloving crap out of Big Show?] "[[Serious Business|Next time]], ''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|knock!]]''"
* [[The Big Show]] goes looking for the Hardy Boyz. He stars knocking down random doors in the back area, but behind one door...are [[The Undertaker]] and Kane. The hilarious one liner that Taker tosses off after [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE-XusqL5-w beating the everloving crap out of Big Show?] "[[Serious Business|Next time]], ''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|knock!]]''"
* [[John Cena]] is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdgo8AeQ8nQ&feature=related interviewed by Maria in 2006]. [[Vince McMahon]] is running Raw from a cell phone because his first granddaughter has just been born, and the assorted chaos that has ensued means Cena's just about had enough. After [[Distracted By the Sexy|hitting on Maria]] (and [[Dumb Blonde|asking if she ate paint chips when she was a kid]]), he goes off on how [[Edge]] is "rated PG-13", [[Randy Orton]]'s been hitting on Brooke Hogan, and how [[Most Annoying Sound|Armando Estrada]] should "park [his] ass and shut [his] piehole".
* [[John Cena]] is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdgo8AeQ8nQ&feature=related interviewed by Maria in 2006]. [[Vince McMahon]] is running Raw from a cell phone because his first granddaughter has just been born, and the assorted chaos that has ensued means Cena's just about had enough. After [[Distracted by the Sexy|hitting on Maria]] (and [[Dumb Blonde|asking if she ate paint chips when she was a kid]]), he goes off on how [[Edge]] is "rated PG-13", [[Randy Orton]]'s been hitting on Brooke Hogan, and how [[Most Annoying Sound|Armando Estrada]] should "park [his] ass and shut [his] piehole".
{{quote| ''Carlito - okay, at this point Carlito's hair has gotten way outta control! So much stuff is going on, the walls are closing in, everybody's looking at me! They think I'm gonna flip out . . . Tonight, my partner is [[Ric Flair]], and I get to kick [[Edge]]'s ass! Call me!''}}
{{quote|''Carlito - okay, at this point Carlito's hair has gotten way outta control! So much stuff is going on, the walls are closing in, everybody's looking at me! They think I'm gonna flip out . . . Tonight, my partner is [[Ric Flair]], and I get to kick [[Edge]]'s ass! Call me!''}}
* In 2003, after an angle that saw [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]] fired and slapped with a restraining order against Vince, promos for a new [[All-American Face]] called Mr. America began appearing. Cue to Mr. America's debut on Smackdown, and lo and behold its Hogan in glaringly obvious [[Charlie Brown From Outta Town|flimsy disguise]]. The best part was that unlike some other cases of fake disguises, Hulk's was pure [[Refuge in Audacity]] as he didn't even try to change his in-ring style, manner of speech, or even his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl3TnqUumfU entrance].
* In 2003, after an angle that saw [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]] fired and slapped with a restraining order against Vince, promos for a new [[All-American Face]] called Mr. America began appearing. Cue to Mr. America's debut on Smackdown, and lo and behold its Hogan in glaringly obvious [[Charlie Brown From Outta Town|flimsy disguise]]. The best part was that unlike some other cases of fake disguises, Hulk's was pure [[Refuge in Audacity]] as he didn't even try to change his in-ring style, manner of speech, or even his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl3TnqUumfU entrance].
{{quote| Taz: I hear he's bald. Like an eagle.}}
{{quote|Taz: I hear he's bald. Like an eagle.}}
* This is an internet creation, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g701p3qeIww WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG]. [[Edge]]'s promoing has never been so . . . classical.
* This is an internet creation, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g701p3qeIww WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG]. [[Edge]]'s promoing has never been so . . . classical.
** In much the same vein, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVnuVzw6m8 YES YES YES YES]!
** In much the same vein, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAVnuVzw6m8 YES YES YES YES]!
* Latest episode, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeL39NUqj3Q&feature=channel has The Big Show 'interviewing' himself on Smackdown].
* Latest episode, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeL39NUqj3Q&feature=channel has The Big Show 'interviewing' himself on Smackdown].
* The time [[William Regal]] and [[Goldust]] had to switch costumes for their match.
* The time [[William Regal]] and [[Goldust]] had to switch costumes for their match.
{{quote| '''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': He could be Goldust's stunt double!}}
{{quote|'''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': He could be Goldust's stunt double!}}
* [[The Undertaker]] vs. [[Jeff Hardy]]. 'Taker was annoyed at a fan who kept yelling at him to piledrive Jeff. He responds with "Shut up, stupid!"
* [[The Undertaker]] vs. [[Jeff Hardy]]. 'Taker was annoyed at a fan who kept yelling at him to piledrive Jeff. He responds with "Shut up, stupid!"
* '''November 1, 2010''', A segment that night on consisted of a sketch revealing before commercial break that Mr. McMahon has been in a coma for two months. His doctor (played by Freddie Prinze Jr.) casually mentions that it will be a shame that Mr. McMahon will miss the entire election when his wife Linda spent $50 million on the campaign. Mr. McMahon is wrestled awake by this news, covered in his wife's campaign stickers, and finally says that it's okay as long as the WWE is running smoothly. The doctor proceeds to list everything that's been going WRONG (Undertaker buried, NEXUS running wild, Pee Wee Herman hosting, etc.) and Mr. McMahon gets up to leave the room, saying if his wife can run for Senate, he can run for PRESIDENT, exiting to reveal his backside covered by a banner of his wife's opponent. Cut to his daughter Stephanie awaking in bed, Newhart style, and the following exchange:
* '''November 1, 2010''', A segment that night on consisted of a sketch revealing before commercial break that Mr. McMahon has been in a coma for two months. His doctor (played by Freddie Prinze Jr.) casually mentions that it will be a shame that Mr. McMahon will miss the entire election when his wife Linda spent $50 million on the campaign. Mr. McMahon is wrestled awake by this news, covered in his wife's campaign stickers, and finally says that it's okay as long as the WWE is running smoothly. The doctor proceeds to list everything that's been going WRONG (Undertaker buried, NEXUS running wild, Pee Wee Herman hosting, etc.) and Mr. McMahon gets up to leave the room, saying if his wife can run for Senate, he can run for PRESIDENT, exiting to reveal his backside covered by a banner of his wife's opponent. Cut to his daughter Stephanie awaking in bed, Newhart style, and the following exchange:
{{quote| '''Stephanie''': I just had this horrible dream...hey, [[Continuity Nod|is my dad still in a coma?]]<br />
{{quote|'''Stephanie''': I just had this horrible dream...hey, [[Continuity Nod|is my dad still in a coma?]]<br />
'''[[Triple H]]''': ''(off-screen)'' Yeah, he's in a coma; I'm pretty sure he's brain-dead.<br />
'''[[Triple H]]''': ''(off-screen)'' Yeah, he's in a coma; I'm pretty sure he's brain-dead.<br />
'''Stephanie''': ''(smiling)'' Thank god. ''(flops back to the bed, goes back to sleep)'' }}
'''Stephanie''': ''(smiling)'' Thank god. ''(flops back to the bed, goes back to sleep)'' }}
** And before that, we had the hilarious Pee Wee Herman segment, featuring the Secret Word ("Ring"), [[The Miz]] coming out, everyone freaking out when he said it, Alex Riley being Pee Wee's biggest fan, and [[The Big Show]] in full Pee Wee Herman getup. Much, much [[Better Than It Sounds]].
** And before that, we had the hilarious Pee Wee Herman segment, featuring the Secret Word ("Ring"), [[The Miz]] coming out, everyone freaking out when he said it, Alex Riley being Pee Wee's biggest fan, and [[The Big Show]] in full Pee Wee Herman getup. Much, much [[Better Than It Sounds]].
* The 2010 Survivor Series featured a 5v5 team elimination match. During the match "Dashing" [[Cody Rhodes]] [[Not in The Face|gets slapped in the face]]. Cue an epic temper tantrum and Cody storming out to the announcers table. However, instead of getting a chair or something he has someone hold out a mirror to make sure that he's still as good looking as before.
* The 2010 Survivor Series featured a 5v5 team elimination match. During the match "Dashing" [[Cody Rhodes]] [[Not in the Face|gets slapped in the face]]. Cue an epic temper tantrum and Cody storming out to the announcers table. However, instead of getting a chair or something he has someone hold out a mirror to make sure that he's still as good looking as before.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9czv1l4gUY BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD! THE INTERNET IS RUINING JOHN CENA'S LIFE!]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9czv1l4gUY BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD! THE INTERNET IS RUINING JOHN CENA'S LIFE!]
** Even funnier is the email address bit. Apparently it's "candypants564@gmail.com" - it's a nonprofit thing, okay?!
** Even funnier is the email address bit. Apparently it's "candypants564@gmail.com" - it's a nonprofit thing, okay?!
* The 11/22/10 Raw, where [[John Cena]] is giving his "retirement" speech and [[Lampshade Hanging|hangs a lampshade]] on exactly what his demographic is:
* The 11/22/10 Raw, where [[John Cena]] is giving his "retirement" speech and [[Lampshade Hanging|hangs a lampshade]] on exactly what his demographic is:
{{quote| ''All right, if this is going to be the last time, I want to hear half the arena chant "LET'S GO CENA!" and the other half chant "CENA SUCKS!" . . . No, no, it has to be all the kids and women chanting "LET'S GO CENA" and all the men over 18 chanting "CENA SUCKS!"''}}
{{quote|''All right, if this is going to be the last time, I want to hear half the arena chant "LET'S GO CENA!" and the other half chant "CENA SUCKS!" . . . No, no, it has to be all the kids and women chanting "LET'S GO CENA" and all the men over 18 chanting "CENA SUCKS!"''}}
** [[CM Punk]] also happened to be on commentary that night, so he chanted Cena Sucks with the crowd.
** [[CM Punk]] also happened to be on commentary that night, so he chanted Cena Sucks with the crowd.
* The whole [[Edge]] abduction of [[Paul Bearer]] and [[Kane (Wrestling)|Kane]]'s reactions.
* The whole [[Edge]] abduction of [[Paul Bearer]] and [[Kane (wrestling)|Kane]]'s reactions.
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nryf8GFjI5U "And I Quote" Slammy Award Video Package] is basically a large collection of these, both intentional and [[Narm|unintentional]], and by extension counts as one itself.
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nryf8GFjI5U "And I Quote" Slammy Award Video Package] is basically a large collection of these, both intentional and [[Narm|unintentional]], and by extension counts as one itself.
* This exchange between <s>[[Wrestling Family|the Rhodes wrestling family]]</s> [[Cody Rhodes]], Goldust, and Dusty Rhodes, from the old-school WWE RAW:
* This exchange between <s>[[Wrestling Family|the Rhodes wrestling family]]</s> [[Cody Rhodes]], Goldust, and Dusty Rhodes, from the old-school WWE RAW:
{{quote| '''Goldust''': Perhaps you could share with me some of your grooming tips...?<br />
{{quote|'''Goldust''': Perhaps you could share with me some of your grooming tips...?
''(Goldust inhales sharply, but Cody cuts him off.)''<br />
''(Goldust inhales sharply, but Cody cuts him off.)''
'''[[Cody Rhodes]]''': Don't breathe on me. ''[Exit]''<br />
'''[[Cody Rhodes]]''': Don't breathe on me. ''[Exit]''
'''Goldust''': Wait! Help a brother out! ''[Exit]''<br />
'''Goldust''': Wait! Help a brother out! ''[Exit]''
''([[Beat]])''<br />
''([[Beat]])''
'''Dusty Rhodes''': Man, I raised some weird kids... }}
'''Dusty Rhodes''': Man, I raised some weird kids... }}
* The Royal Rumble 2005 ad. WWE meets [[West Side Story]]. WHAT THE HELL
* The Royal Rumble 2005 ad. WWE meets [[West Side Story]]. WHAT THE HELL
* Eli Cottonwood on the subject of mustaches:
* Eli Cottonwood on the subject of mustaches:
{{quote| '''Eli''': What is a mustache? ''(chuckle)'' It's a little bit of hair, growing over the upper lip. [[Blatant Lies|I don't have one]]...I have the best mustache of them all...<br />
{{quote|'''Eli''': What is a mustache? ''(chuckle)'' It's a little bit of hair, growing over the upper lip. [[Blatant Lies|I don't have one]]...I have the best mustache of them all...<br />
''([[John Morrison]] [[Face Palm|hangs his head and covers his face with his clipboard]])''<br />
''([[John Morrison]] [[Face Palm|hangs his head and covers his face with his clipboard]])''<br />
'''[[Michael Cole]]''': [[Dumbass Has a Point|I thought he said he didn't have a mustache]]...<br />
'''[[Michael Cole]]''': [[Dumbass Has a Point|I thought he said he didn't have a mustache]]...<br />
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* The first 3/4ths of [[John Cena]]'s return promo on the 12.20 Raw (until the needless Vickie Guererro bashing). [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcu0mo5HXc Wherein he shows his dropping 23 chairs on Wade Barrett from four camera angles and makes it impossible for Vickie Guererro to get a word out].
* The first 3/4ths of [[John Cena]]'s return promo on the 12.20 Raw (until the needless Vickie Guererro bashing). [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcu0mo5HXc Wherein he shows his dropping 23 chairs on Wade Barrett from four camera angles and makes it impossible for Vickie Guererro to get a word out].
** Specifically this bit:
** Specifically this bit:
{{quote| '''Cena''': I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago. *runs over to a fan in the front row and hugs him* I just hugged it out with the "We Hate Cena" guy. We're good!}}
{{quote|'''Cena''': I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago. *runs over to a fan in the front row and hugs him* I just hugged it out with the "We Hate Cena" guy. We're good!}}
* Santino VS Kozlov ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0im-TCGEgh0 DANCE OFF!]''
* Santino VS Kozlov ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0im-TCGEgh0 DANCE OFF!]''
* Derrick Bateman and [[Bryan Danielson]] stand for chicks... AND AMERICA! Oh, and submission wrestling.
* Derrick Bateman and [[Bryan Danielson]] stand for chicks... AND AMERICA! Oh, and submission wrestling.
* YMMV, but this troper got a chuckle out of Cena, acting as Guest Referee for a [[CM Punk]] and Wade Barret match with the loser's group barred from the Royal Rumble, disqualifying both. His reason?
* YMMV, but this troper got a chuckle out of Cena, acting as Guest Referee for a [[CM Punk]] and Wade Barret match with the loser's group barred from the Royal Rumble, disqualifying both. His reason?
{{quote| '''Cena''': Double disqualification, [[Disproportionate Retribution|they used too much profanity]]. [[Lighter and Softer|This is a PG show]]! }}
{{quote|'''Cena''': Double disqualification, [[Disproportionate Retribution|they used too much profanity]]. [[Lighter and Softer|This is a PG show]]! }}
** I was in giggle fits over [http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfleklreqH1qzh0wto1_250.gif him miming sweeping] of the New Nexus from ringside and [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfleudWNGp1qzh0wto1_250.gif his invoking of Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun] when he threw out The Corre.
** I was in giggle fits over [http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfleklreqH1qzh0wto1_250.gif him miming sweeping] of the New Nexus from ringside and [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfleudWNGp1qzh0wto1_250.gif his invoking of Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun] when he threw out The Corre.
** When the Raw GM's email buzzed, you can hear Cena mutter to himself, "What I did was GENIUS!" It made this troper laugh pretty hard.
** When the Raw GM's email buzzed, you can hear Cena mutter to himself, "What I did was GENIUS!" It made this troper laugh pretty hard.
* NXT in general tends to be funny due to the snarky commentating. But it gets bonus points for just how much it paints the fourth wall, whether it's [[Dolph Ziggler]] half-jokingly accusing a challenge of being rigged and Matt replying "Ya think?" or Josh Matthews flat out saying during a wedding segment "You realize this isn't a real wedding, right?" and Cole replying in mock surprise, "Really?!"
* NXT in general tends to be funny due to the snarky commentating. But it gets bonus points for just how much it paints the fourth wall, whether it's [[Dolph Ziggler]] half-jokingly accusing a challenge of being rigged and Matt replying "Ya think?" or Josh Matthews flat out saying during a wedding segment "You realize this isn't a real wedding, right?" and Cole replying in mock surprise, "Really?!"
* [[Eddie Guerrero]] had some Mexican food delivered to himself on Smackdown. [[The Big Show]] decided he wanted it, took the delivery, and ate it before hitting the ring. Once there, he had some...internal distress (said food was spiked ahead of time by Eddie), and took off for the restroom-only to find that Eddie had already removed all the TP.
* [[Eddie Guerrero]] had some Mexican food delivered to himself on Smackdown. [[The Big Show]] decided he wanted it, took the delivery, and ate it before hitting the ring. Once there, he had some...internal distress (said food was spiked ahead of time by Eddie), and took off for the restroom-only to find that Eddie had already removed all the TP.
** [[Yet Again]] Eddie proves he is hot with the fans. Someone get Show some wrap-around sunglasses.
** [[Yet again, with a little extra help]] Eddie proves he is hot with the fans. Someone get Show some wrap-around sunglasses.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfhke2UE_2E This] fan-cam footage from a house show in Beaumont, Texas. The guy recording is dressed up as [[Sheamus]]. When [[Sheamus]] goes to the other side (read: his) of the ring to pander to the crowd, he sees the guy dressed as him and his gimmick ''grinds to a complete stop.'' Not only does it completely derail [[Sheamus]], but he stares at the guy for several long seconds; he even points him out to the official as if to say, "You see this too, right?".
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfhke2UE_2E This] fan-cam footage from a house show in Beaumont, Texas. The guy recording is dressed up as [[Sheamus]]. When [[Sheamus]] goes to the other side (read: his) of the ring to pander to the crowd, he sees the guy dressed as him and his gimmick ''grinds to a complete stop.'' Not only does it completely derail [[Sheamus]], but he stares at the guy for several long seconds; he even points him out to the official as if to say, "You see this too, right?".
* Vickie Guerrero tries to spear [[Edge]]...and ''fails''. She bounces harmlessly off of him, and (apparently) busting her ankle in the process.
* Vickie Guerrero tries to spear [[Edge]]...and ''fails''. She bounces harmlessly off of him, and (apparently) busting her ankle in the process.
* The entire Great Khali Kiss-Cam (Valentine's Day edition) segment on the 2/14/11 RAW. The audience couples were the typical fare, but when the wrestlers themselves got involved, well...
* The entire Great Khali Kiss-Cam (Valentine's Day edition) segment on the 2/14/11 RAW. The audience couples were the typical fare, but when the wrestlers themselves got involved, well...
** Santino Marella and Tamina kiss, with Santino's left hand trying to sneak in edgewise as his "Cobra."
** Santino Marella and Tamina kiss, with Santino's left hand trying to sneak in edgewise as his "Cobra."
** [http://yfrog.com/gyimvokj William Regal kissing Zack Ryder]
** [http://yfrog.com/gyimvokj William Regal kissing Zack Ryder]
*** And [[Zack Ryder]]'s tweet of [http://yfrog.com/h0z70erj a photo] of him kissing William Regal back.
*** And [[Zack Ryder]]'s tweet of [http://yfrog.com/h0z70erj a photo] of him kissing William Regal back.
** Ted DiBiase (the younger) and Maryse. Maryse pulls away and gives him the talk-to-the-hand gesture...then turns and plants one on the very stunned face of Yoshi Tatsu.
** Ted DiBiase (the younger) and Maryse. Maryse pulls away and gives him the talk-to-the-hand gesture...then turns and plants one on the very stunned face of Yoshi Tatsu.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8mIK-ehZc When Zack met Rosa]. It's not often you see a [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]] in pro wrestling.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi8mIK-ehZc When Zack met Rosa]. It's not often you see a [[Non Sequitur Scene]] in pro wrestling.
* Cena taking all of the piss out of The Rock's [[Take That]] at him by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDjrW5hKplE eating Fruity Pebbles before his match at the Elimination Chamber].
* Cena taking all of the piss out of The Rock's [[Take That]] at him by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDjrW5hKplE eating Fruity Pebbles before his match at the Elimination Chamber].
** '''February 21, 2011''' Cena's verbal retaliation the week after The Rock's return on Raw where he launches into his old gimmick as the Doctor of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QStBadC8P-o&feature=related Thuganomics.]
** '''February 21, 2011''' Cena's verbal retaliation the week after The Rock's return on Raw where he launches into his old gimmick as the Doctor of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QStBadC8P-o&feature=related Thuganomics.]
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** Her elimination from the contest was her grand swan song. When she found out, she promptly fainted and tried to tell everyone it was a mistake. She then assured them that she was going to write a letter to [[Vince McMahon]] demanding a recount.
** Her elimination from the contest was her grand swan song. When she found out, she promptly fainted and tried to tell everyone it was a mistake. She then assured them that she was going to write a letter to [[Vince McMahon]] demanding a recount.
* A minor one but during a blink and you miss it squash match with [[Lay Cool]] against [[Gail Kim]] and Melina, the latter two were mimicking the formers' [[Valley Girl]] [[Les Yay]] personalities.
* A minor one but during a blink and you miss it squash match with [[Lay Cool]] against [[Gail Kim]] and Melina, the latter two were mimicking the formers' [[Valley Girl]] [[Les Yay]] personalities.
* Another [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]] that involves Rosa Mendes. During a mixed tag match featuring Layla and the Dude Busters, out came Rosa with her skipping rope. The Dude Busters then got down from their positions at ringside and started spinning the rope for her while Matt Striker sang "my grandpa and your grandpa". Layla's tantrum was the icing on the cake.
* Another [[Non Sequitur Scene]] that involves Rosa Mendes. During a mixed tag match featuring Layla and the Dude Busters, out came Rosa with her skipping rope. The Dude Busters then got down from their positions at ringside and started spinning the rope for her while Matt Striker sang "my grandpa and your grandpa". Layla's tantrum was the icing on the cake.
* Smackdown came to the Philippines a couple of years ago and someone in the crowd thought it would be funny to ring a "[[Batista]] IS SEXY" sign. Cue the wrath of [[Booker T|King Booker]].
* Smackdown came to the Philippines a couple of years ago and someone in the crowd thought it would be funny to ring a "[[Batista]] IS SEXY" sign. Cue the wrath of [[Booker T|King Booker]].
* Santino Marella [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_OUtAb8xt8 "rapping."] Even ''[[The Stoic|Randy Orton]]'' was trying not to laugh.
* Santino Marella [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_OUtAb8xt8 "rapping."] Even ''[[The Stoic|Randy Orton]]'' was trying not to laugh.
* [[Jerry Lawler]] and [[Jim Ross]] commenting on [[John Morrison]]'s entrance at ''Wrestlemania 27''.
* [[Jerry Lawler]] and [[Jim Ross]] commenting on [[John Morrison]]'s entrance at ''Wrestlemania 27''.
{{quote| '''Lawler''': Can you go into slow motion, JR?<br />
{{quote|'''Lawler''': Can you go into slow motion, JR?
'''JR''': I can simulate it. I'm in slow motion most of the time. }}
'''JR''': I can simulate it. I'm in slow motion most of the time. }}
* [[Booker T]] comes out to celebrate with [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] and [[Jerry Lawler]] after ''[[Wrestlemania]] 27''. He gets a beer from Austin...then as he drinks it, a [[Finishing Move|Stone Cold Stunner]]. As Booker falls back, [[Spit Take|the beer gushes from his mouth in a wide arc]].
* [[Booker T]] comes out to celebrate with [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] and [[Jerry Lawler]] after ''[[Wrestlemania]] 27''. He gets a beer from Austin...then as he drinks it, a [[Finishing Move|Stone Cold Stunner]]. As Booker falls back, [[Spit Take|the beer gushes from his mouth in a wide arc]].
* The first person eliminated from Tough Enough 2011 said their favorite match was ''Melina vs [[Alicia Fox]].''
* The first person eliminated from Tough Enough 2011 said their favorite match was ''Melina vs [[Alicia Fox]].''
** Austin's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgCVHcAl99U reaction] is priceless.
** Austin's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgCVHcAl99U reaction] is priceless.
* From the 25th April edition of Raw, the Draft Pick. Kofi Kingston has just pinned [[Sheamus]] for Smackdown's victory and Draft pick. Cue the ENTIRE Smackdown lockeroom, led by newly drafted [[John Cena]], doing Kofi's signature clapping, even heels like Tyler Reks and Drew McIntyre getting involved. The funniest reaction is definitely Del Rio, who's clapping normally along and clearly thinking "What the hell is going on here...?" [http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kofihands.gif Now in gif form, for those who wish to see it]
* From the 25th April edition of Raw, the Draft Pick. Kofi Kingston has just pinned [[Sheamus]] for Smackdown's victory and Draft pick. Cue the ENTIRE Smackdown lockeroom, led by newly drafted [[John Cena]], doing Kofi's signature clapping, even heels like Tyler Reks and Drew McIntyre getting involved. The funniest reaction is definitely Del Rio, who's clapping normally along and clearly thinking "What the hell is going on here...?" [https://web.archive.org/web/20120711163014/http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kofihands.gif Now in gif form, for those who wish to see it]
** Brodus Clay's reaction is EVEN FUNNIER - he's just sitting there all forlorn and doesn't join the clapping.
** Brodus Clay's reaction is EVEN FUNNIER - he's just sitting there all forlorn and doesn't join the clapping.
* The [[Royal Rumble]] has provided a few over the years:
* The [[Royal Rumble]] has provided a few over the years:
** [[Kane (Wrestling)|Kane]] eliminating the Honky Tonk Man in 2001 immediately after he sang his song-- grabbing his guitar and smashing him over the head with it. And then shaking his head slowly.
** [[Kane (wrestling)|Kane]] eliminating the Honky Tonk Man in 2001 immediately after he sang his song—grabbing his guitar and smashing him over the head with it. And then shaking his head slowly.
{{quote| '''[[Jim Ross]]''': I think Kane is tired of the song. }}
{{quote|'''[[Jim Ross]]''': I think Kane is tired of the song. }}
** In the 2002 Royal Rumble match, Austin and [[Triple H]] were in the ring with the Hurricane and the Hurricane got the goozle on both of them, prepping them for a chokeslam. They sold it like he's [[The Undertaker]] or Kane for about five seconds before they both looked at each other and realized they're being choked by ''the freakin' Hurricane.'' Just as it dawned on the Hurricane that he just grabbed the necks of the two most decorated wrestlers of the Rumble that year, they grabbed him by the back of the neck and threw him over the ropes.
** In the 2002 Royal Rumble match, Austin and [[Triple H]] were in the ring with the Hurricane and the Hurricane got the goozle on both of them, prepping them for a chokeslam. They sold it like he's [[The Undertaker]] or Kane for about five seconds before they both looked at each other and realized they're being choked by ''the freakin' Hurricane.'' Just as it dawned on the Hurricane that he just grabbed the necks of the two most decorated wrestlers of the Rumble that year, they grabbed him by the back of the neck and threw him over the ropes.
** In the 2004 Royal Rumble match, [[Chris Benoit]] and [[Randy Orton]] had just eliminated several guys in a row and then collapsed from exhaustion. The announcers mentioned that the next person to come out would have a huge advantage. But that person turned out to be Ernest "The Cat" Miller, who decided to dance to his theme music alongside his ostentatiously-wigged manager, Lamont, instead. Benoit and Orton were not amused, and threw ''both'' of them over the top rope.
** In the 2004 Royal Rumble match, [[Chris Benoit]] and [[Randy Orton]] had just eliminated several guys in a row and then collapsed from exhaustion. The announcers mentioned that the next person to come out would have a huge advantage. But that person turned out to be Ernest "The Cat" Miller, who decided to dance to his theme music alongside his ostentatiously-wigged manager, Lamont, instead. Benoit and Orton were not amused, and threw ''both'' of them over the top rope.
{{quote| '''Tazz:''' "Well, the ''wig's'' eliminated."}}
{{quote|'''Tazz:''' "Well, the ''wig's'' eliminated."}}
* The "Gimmick Battle Royal" at ''Wrestlemania X-7'' was pretty much one big CMOF due to the return of many [[So Bad It's Good]] old favourites and having [[Bobby Heenan]] on commentary.
* The "Gimmick Battle Royal" at ''Wrestlemania X-7'' was pretty much one big CMOF due to the return of many [[So Bad It's Good]] old favourites and having [[Bobby Heenan]] on commentary.
{{quote| '''Heenan''': "[[Deadpan Snarker|By the time]] [[The Iron Sheik]] [[Deadpan Snarker|gets to the ring it'll be Wrestlemania 38.]]"<br />
{{quote|'''Heenan''': "[[Deadpan Snarker|By the time]] [[The Iron Sheik]] [[Deadpan Snarker|gets to the ring it'll be Wrestlemania 38.]]"<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Heenan''': This man (Repo Man) is nuts! Last week he repoed his own car.<br />
'''Heenan''': This man (Repo Man) is nuts! Last week he repoed his own car.<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYuPdFa7wVM&feature=related "DOO! DI DI DI DI DI DI DOOO!" * runs from security* ]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYuPdFa7wVM&feature=related "DOO! DI DI DI DI DI DI DOOO!" * runs from security* ]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aUn6K0oolE R-Truth joins the Confederacy.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aUn6K0oolE R-Truth joins the Confederacy.]
{{quote| '''[[Michael Cole]]''': Finally, some sanity!<br />
{{quote|'''[[Michael Cole]]''': Finally, some sanity!
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': ...sanity? [[Be Careful What You Wish For|Don't you mean]] ''in''sanity?<br />
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': ...sanity? [[Be Careful What You Wish For|Don't you mean]] ''in''sanity?<br />
''(Enter R-Truth, dressed up in a Confederate soldier costume)''<br />
''(Enter R-Truth, dressed up in a Confederate soldier costume)''<br />
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': ''[[Sarcasm Failure|What?!]]'' }}
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': ''[[Sarcasm Failure|What?!]]'' }}
** [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] sees Confederate![[R Truth]], [[Stunned Silence|tries to say something in response]], [[Sarcasm Failure|fails]], and [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|buggers off]].
** [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] sees Confederate![[R Truth]], [[Stunned Silence|tries to say something in response]], [[Sarcasm Failure|fails]], and [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|buggers off]].
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEhYIWyb5Bg "USED TA IS A ROOSTAH FROM BREWSTAH!"] said R-Truth. [[John Cena]] then glanced [[Leaning On the Fourth Wall|at the hard-cam]] and then immediately started [[Corpsing]].
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEhYIWyb5Bg "USED TA IS A ROOSTAH FROM BREWSTAH!"] said R-Truth. [[John Cena]] then glanced [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall|at the hard-cam]] and then immediately started [[Corpsing]].
** Before the MITB match, R-Truth insisted that the match being a ladder match was part of the conspiracy against him because Little Jimmy knew he had acrophobia.
** Before the MITB match, R-Truth insisted that the match being a ladder match was part of the conspiracy against him because Little Jimmy knew he had acrophobia.
*** He then went on to confuse ''acro''phobia<ref>fear of heights</ref> with ''arachno''phobia<ref>fear of spiders</ref>.
*** He then went on to confuse ''acro''phobia<ref>fear of heights</ref> with ''arachno''phobia.<ref>fear of spiders</ref>
* During his first stint in the WWE, Scott Levy, a.k.a. [[Wrestler/Raven|Raven]], was given the [[So Bad It's Good]] gimmick of Johnny Polo, and worked primarily as a manager and sometimes color commentator. To his credit, Raven made the character ''hilarious'' to listen to. Especially when paired up with Gorilla Monsoon:
* During his first stint in the WWE, Scott Levy, a.k.a. [[Raven (wrestling)|Raven]], was given the [[So Bad It's Good]] gimmick of Johnny Polo, and worked primarily as a manager and sometimes color commentator. To his credit, Raven made the character ''hilarious'' to listen to. Especially when paired up with Gorilla Monsoon:
{{quote| ''(during a [[Bret Hart]] vs. Yokozuna match, when Yokozuna slowly falls to the mat)''<br />
{{quote|''(during a [[Bret Hart]] vs. Yokozuna match, when Yokozuna slowly falls to the mat)''
'''Gorilla''': It took him forever to fall to the ground!<br />
'''Gorilla''': It took him forever to fall to the ground!
'''Polo''': Well, [[Shown Their Work|568 lbs. x 9.8 feet-per-second]], [[Genius Bonus|that's the force of gravity]]!<br />
'''Polo''': Well, [[Shown Their Work|568 lbs. x 9.8 feet-per-second]], [[Genius Bonus|that's the force of gravity]]!<br />
'''Gorilla''': ''(exasperated)'' Will you ''stop?!'' }}
'''Gorilla''': ''(exasperated)'' Will you ''stop?!'' }}
* [[Steve Austin]] to D'lo Brown: "[[Ho Yay|You're so insensitive.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJh9vr43A-k&feature=feedu You dialed zero when you called me last night.]"
* [[Steve Austin]] to D'lo Brown: "[[Ho Yay|You're so insensitive.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJh9vr43A-k&feature=feedu You dialed zero when you called me last night.]"
* [[Diamond Dallas Page|DDP]] helping [[Christian]] return to his winning ways. Specifically Christian's [http://youtu.be/3k4rRnLAt_E positive smiles] and DDP [http://youtu.be/3hkxZhwG57U repeatedly] [http://youtu.be/wREcjhQI3pU sneaking up] behind Christian
* [[Diamond Dallas Page|DDP]] helping [[Christian]] return to his winning ways. Specifically Christian's [http://youtu.be/3k4rRnLAt_E positive smiles] and DDP [http://youtu.be/3hkxZhwG57U repeatedly] [http://youtu.be/wREcjhQI3pU sneaking up] behind Christian
* During the Power to the People, techical difficulties resulted in Mason Ryan getting put into a match with [[Evan Bourne]]. Since Mason bears [[Identical Stranger|more than a passing resemblance to]] [[Batista]], the obviously upset crowd, hoping for a match between Sin Cara and Bourne, decided to have some fun.
* During the Power to the People, techical difficulties resulted in Mason Ryan getting put into a match with [[Evan Bourne]]. Since Mason bears [[Identical Stranger|more than a passing resemblance to]] [[Batista]], the obviously upset crowd, hoping for a match between Sin Cara and Bourne, decided to have some fun.
{{quote| '''Crowd''': (Not two seconds into the match) '''BA! TIS! TA! BA! TIS! TA!'''}}
{{quote|'''Crowd''': (Not two seconds into the match) '''BA! TIS! TA! BA! TIS! TA!'''}}
* Miz + R-Truth + Christian = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaHVg2ADvow comedic gold]
* Miz + R-Truth + Christian = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaHVg2ADvow comedic gold]
* In the 8/22 edition of Raw, a fan tossed [[John Cena]] back his shirt. [[Alberto Del Rio]]'s reaction is especially priceless.
* In the 8/22 edition of Raw, a fan tossed [[John Cena]] back his shirt. [[Alberto Del Rio]]'s reaction is especially priceless.
* On the 9/26 episode of RAW, Christian comes out [[Once an Episode|once again]] to complain to [[Triple H]] that he got screwed out of the title when [[Sheamus]] threw him into the ring allowing [[Mark Henry]] to beat him. Triple H's response?
* On the 9/26 episode of RAW, Christian comes out [[Once an Episode|once again]] to complain to [[Triple H]] that he got screwed out of the title when [[Sheamus]] threw him into the ring allowing [[Mark Henry]] to beat him. Triple H's response?
{{quote| '''[[Triple H]]''': It was a Lumberjack match, you idiot.}}
{{quote|'''[[Triple H]]''': It was a Lumberjack match, you idiot.}}
** Also, his response to Trips putting him in a match with WWE Champion [[John Cena]].
** Also, his response to Trips putting him in a match with WWE Champion [[John Cena]].
{{quote| '''Christian''': Is it for the title?<br />
{{quote|'''Christian''': Is it for the title?
'''Triple H''': No.<br />
'''Triple H''': No.
'''Christian''': *Hissyfit* }}
'''Christian''': *Hissyfit* }}
** Also, [[Triple H]] increasing the numbers of competitors [[Cody Rhodes]] will have after Rhodes gives [[Triple H]] some snide remarks, after been given the night off due to being injured the past week on Smackdown, going from just one competitor, to a 10 man battle royal.
** Also, [[Triple H]] increasing the numbers of competitors [[Cody Rhodes]] will have after Rhodes gives [[Triple H]] some snide remarks, after been given the night off due to being injured the past week on Smackdown, going from just one competitor, to a 10 man battle royal.
* October 31, 2011: [[Sheamus]] meets [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFniiuj77Y Beaker.] (Itself a [[Call Back]] to when Edge referred to Sheamus as such)
* October 31, 2011: [[Sheamus]] meets [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFniiuj77Y Beaker.] (Itself a [[Call Back]] to when Edge referred to Sheamus as such)
** This tropette's favorite scene has to be this:
** This tropette's favorite scene has to be this:
{{quote| '''Kermit''': We're sorry Mr. Swagger, Miss Piggy and I don't want to anger you or your...mother<ref> Vickie Guerreo</ref>.}}
{{quote|'''Kermit''': We're sorry Mr. Swagger, Miss Piggy and I don't want to anger you or your...mother.<ref>Vickie Guerreo</ref>}}
* William Regal's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A4bj5rAmS8 entrance] on Superstars during their November 2011 UK tour. Even Regal cracks up on his way to the ring.
* William Regal's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A4bj5rAmS8 entrance] on Superstars during their November 2011 UK tour. Even Regal cracks up on his way to the ring.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJXJJsDTyFA Even better, it was edited into the show.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJXJJsDTyFA Even better, it was edited into the show.]
* October 16, 2011: Sin Cara Azul defeats Sin Cara Negro and pulls his mask off. Negro covers his face with his hands and runs away screaming.
* October 16, 2011: Sin Cara Azul defeats Sin Cara Negro and pulls his mask off. Negro covers his face with his hands and runs away screaming.
{{quote| '''[[Booker T]]''': No wonder why he was wearing a mask, that guy's '''ugly'''!<br />
{{quote|'''[[Booker T]]''': No wonder why he was wearing a mask, that guy's '''ugly'''!
'''[[Michael Cole]]''': Huh? What are you talking about? [[Dumbass Has a Point|He's just a Mexican guy with a crewcut]].<br />
'''[[Michael Cole]]''': Huh? What are you talking about? [[Dumbass Has a Point|He's just a Mexican guy with a crewcut]].<br />
'''[[Booker T]]''': Look at him, he's '''hideous'''! }}
'''[[Booker T]]''': Look at him, he's '''hideous'''! }}
* This exchange after [[Triple H]] and [[Ron Killings|R-Truth]] are talking to invisible people. The audience reaction to R-Truth's counter to HHH is priceless.
* This exchange after [[Triple H]] and [[Ron Killings|R-Truth]] are talking to invisible people. The audience reaction to R-Truth's counter to HHH is priceless.
{{quote| [[Triple H]]: Truth, he doesn't like how that guy's eyeballing him.<br />
{{quote|[[Triple H]]: Truth, he doesn't like how that guy's eyeballing him.
R-Truth: Man, you crazy. You're talkin' to people that don't exist. <br />
R-Truth: Man, you crazy. You're talkin' to people that don't exist.
[[Triple H]]: (full [[Sarcasm Mode]]) I know, it's like I'm insane. }}
[[Triple H]]: (full [[Sarcasm Mode]]) I know, it's like I'm insane. }}
* The Miracle on 34th Street Fight between Randy Orton & David Otunga during the special Holiday Edition of ''[[WWE Smackdown]]'', featuring such moments of hilarity like Orton chomping down on holiday cookies, tossing a present to a fleeing Otunga, and even [[Large Ham|screaming out "HO HO HO!"]]
* The Miracle on 34th Street Fight between Randy Orton & David Otunga during the special Holiday Edition of ''[[WWE Smackdown]]'', featuring such moments of hilarity like Orton chomping down on holiday cookies, tossing a present to a fleeing Otunga, and even [[Large Ham|screaming out "HO HO HO!"]]
** Don't forget, he put one of the Christmas decoration over Otunga's head when he flung him into the steel steps.
** Don't forget, he put one of the Christmas decoration over Otunga's head when he flung him into the steel steps.
* The "Pipe Bomb of The Year" Slammy Award video montage which, as per tradition, takes all the unintentionally (or intentionally?) hilarious lines said during the year in the WWE and put into one comical video, provides us with a look back at these [http://vids.wwe.com/14251/raw-2011-pipe-bomb-of-the-year-s gems].
* The "Pipe Bomb of The Year" Slammy Award video montage which, as per tradition, takes all the unintentionally (or intentionally?) hilarious lines said during the year in the WWE and put into one comical video, provides us with a look back at these [https://web.archive.org/web/20120221045505/http://vids.wwe.com/14251/raw-2011-pipe-bomb-of-the-year-s gems].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrSlT2e3Xis&feature=related Austin Gets X-Pac]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrSlT2e3Xis&feature=related Austin Gets X-Pac]
** "And X-Pac, the only thing good about you is that your name rhymes with six pack!"
** "And X-Pac, the only thing good about you is that your name rhymes with six pack!"
* How does [[Funny Foreigner|Aksana]] react when Teddy Long says she'll be learning from [[Alicia Fox]]? By jumping up and down and squealing with delight that he got [[Rihanna]].
* How does [[Funny Foreigner|Aksana]] react when Teddy Long says she'll be learning from [[Alicia Fox]]? By jumping up and down and squealing with delight that he got [[Rihanna]].
* December 26, 2011: Monday Night RAW begins with no theme music, just a shot of the arena in anticipation of CM Punk's arrival. His music plays, the camera goes to the ramp, and out comes... Executive Vice President of Talent Relations & Interim General Manager of RAW John Laurinitis, wearing CM Punk's "Best In The World" shirt over his suit and doing Punk's entrance. "Who says I can't be unpredictable?"
* December 26, 2011: Monday Night RAW begins with no theme music, just a shot of the arena in anticipation of CM Punk's arrival. His music plays, the camera goes to the ramp, and out comes... Executive Vice President of Talent Relations & Interim General Manager of RAW John Laurinitis, wearing CM Punk's "Best In The World" shirt over his suit and doing Punk's entrance. "Who says I can't be unpredictable?"
* ''No Mercy 2004'': Bubba Ray Dudley orders Jackie Gayda to kiss him, and foolishly closes his eyes and puckers up. [[Camp Gay|Rico]] kisses him instead. Bubba enjoys it, then realizes what happened and has a [[Freak Out]]. Later, The Dudleys attempt the "Wazzzup" (Bubba holds an opponent down and Devon hits a diving headbutt to the groin) on Rico, but Rico rubs his thighs suggestively, causing Devon to stop and refuse to deliver the headbutt in disgust.
* ''No Mercy 2004'': Bubba Ray Dudley orders Jackie Gayda to kiss him, and foolishly closes his eyes and puckers up. [[Camp Gay|Rico]] kisses him instead. Bubba enjoys it, then realizes what happened and has a [[Freak-Out]]. Later, The Dudleys attempt the "Wazzzup" (Bubba holds an opponent down and Devon hits a diving headbutt to the groin) on Rico, but Rico rubs his thighs suggestively, causing Devon to stop and refuse to deliver the headbutt in disgust.
* On the January 9th episode of Raw, Brodus Clay finally made his re-debut. This pretty much sums up the whole [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp-Zn9Gs0-k thing.]
* On the January 9th episode of Raw, Brodus Clay finally made his re-debut. This pretty much sums up the whole [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp-Zn9Gs0-k thing.]
** Brodus' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKfGi8HDXFQ dance-off competition] with Vickie Guerrero and William Regal a few weeks later was pretty funny, made even better by a couple of [[Shout Out|Shout Outs]] with Vickie doing the [[Seinfeld|Elaine Dance]] while Regal channels [[Morecambe and Wise]].
** Brodus' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKfGi8HDXFQ dance-off competition] with Vickie Guerrero and William Regal a few weeks later was pretty funny, made even better by a couple of [[Shout-Out|Shout Outs]] with Vickie doing the [[Seinfeld|Elaine Dance]] while Regal channels [[Morecambe and Wise]].
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{{quote| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7TyC1QuVIc "Myyyy faiiiir] [[Brick Joke|LADY!]] '''''HAHAHAHAHAAH!"'''''}}
{{quote|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}P7TyC1QuVIc "Myyyy faiiiir] [[Brick Joke|LADY!]] '''''HAHAHAHAHAAH!"'''''}}


{{quote| ''(Ron Simmons walks in on the scene with his arms folded, looking very agitated as he contemplates the sheer lunacy of what he's witnessing.)''<br />
{{quote|''(Ron Simmons walks in on the scene with his arms folded, looking very agitated as he contemplates the sheer lunacy of what he's witnessing.)''
'''Ron Simmons''': ...'''DAMN!''' }}
'''Ron Simmons''': ...'''DAMN!''' }}


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DDP: How do you like it? How do you like fucking cookies in your bed?!

Foley: It's not the cookies that I mind. It's the fact that you're rubbing your naked ass all over me.

Ozzy Osbourne: Buy that man a bra!
(Jerry Lawler laughs)
Sharon Osbourne: Jerry, I loved him! Why'd you do that? He's gorgeous!
Jerry Lawler: ...you thought he was gorgeous?
Sharon Osbourne: Gorgeous, man!
Ranjin Singh: The Great Khali says he found that piece..."oddly mesmerizing."
Sharon Osbourne: I agree with you!

Booker T: I'm THE BOOKERMAN!
Receptionist: The Boogerman? I never saw that one, was it European?

Bubba Ray: SPIKE! GET THE TOWELS!

"Bring forth...THE HONK-A-METER!"

    • And then there's:

Santino: My eyes are up here, I am NOT a piece of meat!

Kane: Where...is...Punk?

Santino: Have you tried the Pepsi machine?

"Any man who hides behind a mask is either incredibly ugly... incredibly stupid oooor... or is THE BATMAN!!!!"

    • Also, there was his angle with Stone Cold where, at one point Santino declared various Stone Cold moments would not be happening (glass breaking, can of "asswhip", stomping of mudpie) and finished by saying "JR is not going to reach the point of orgasm. The non-verbal reaction from JR was priceless.
    • Hell, Santino's finishing move is a crowning moment of funny every time he tries to use it. COBRA! COBRA! COBRA!
      • Possibly even funnier now that people have to sell it.
    • Santino can notch up another hilarious moment with his performance in 2011's Royal Rumble. To wit: He enters at #37 and within moments is kicked under the bottom rope to the outside. Ten minutes later, Alberto Del Rio is the last man standing in the ring and the winner of the Royal Rumble...until the forgotten Santino slips back in the ring and hits him with a Cobra Strike. Sure, Santino was eliminated almost immediately following, but that was the best Brick Joke WWE has pulled out in years.
    • While Corre was having an internal dispute on Raw 4/11/11, Santino comes out alongside Evan Bourne, Daniel Bryan, and Mark Henry, who have united to form their own group.

"If you guys are 'The Corre', then allow me to present to you: The APPLE! 'Allied People Powered by Loathing Everything that you stand for.'"

      • And then there's the 'APPLE Powers Unite' group fist bump. Mark Henry needed some convincing to join in.
    • On a Raw over in the UK, Santino and Vladimir Kozlov invited Sheamus to a tea party. It has to be seen to be believed.
    • After being sideline with an injury, Santino comes back to Raw's October 3 show, by interrupting Jinder Mahal, who was in the ring, ranting in Punjabi. Santino mocks Jinder by speaking jibberish, which sets Jinder off and wants a match against Santino. Roughly 40 seconds later Jinder has eaten The Cobra and Santino is celibrating his victory.
  • When Kane was first turning face, one of his first good deeds was to help a kid win a prize from a crane machine...
  • The bWo entrance at the original One Night Stand pay-per-view, especially coming hot off the heels of The Sandman's entrance, hands down the greatest ever in pro wrestling. Joey was laughing so hard he believed he'd piss himself:

"If there was ever any gimmick that didn't deserve to make a dime and made a boatload of cash, THIS WAS IT! And the best thing was they couldn't sue us because it was a parody!"

    • During the ensuing debacle after said entrance, Nova takes two massive chair shots right to the head by Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney, one after the other. After being laid out by the second, Joey Styles had this to say:

"That hurt more than having to be Simon Dean on national television! (Yeah, I'm fired; I know.)"

  • Ric Flair's famous Flair Flop is known to cause a chuckle every now and then, but one instance turned it into a laugh riot. Triple H was in Flair's corner when he flopped once, and Trips could very easily be seen hanging his head and groaning in disgust.
  • Although Edge and Christian were essentially gods of comedy upon winning the tag titles for the first time, the act really didn't kick into gear until they were aligned with Kurt Angle. The Crowning Moment of this trio was early on: to pay tribute to the state of Kentucky, they dressed up as a jug band...complete with Edge donning a set of false teeth even more ludicrous than his own unnaturally large grin.
  • Tommy Dreamer believes that Christian and Jack Swagger are ignoring him, and he has an interesting way of proving his point.
  • Let's not forget about Al Snow, especially his reign as European Champion and his tag team with Comically Serious Steve Blackman.
  • June 29, 2008. The night of Vince McMahon's Million Dollar Mania will forever be remembered as the night Mr. McMahon got Rickroll'd.
  • At ECW One Night Stand II, Rob Van Dam won the WWE championship from John Cena. Two nights later, on the inaugural broadcast of the revived ECW, he was crowned the ECW champion as well. He then spent several minutes talking up the honor and prestige of the ECW Championship...then held up the WWE Championship and declared, "And I'll keep this one too! Look! It spins!"
  • Matt and Jeff try to stay focused.
  • The "Shockmaster" segment on the August 31st, 2009 edition of RAW; take one of WCW's worst moments, mock it mercilessly, and then throw in Santino Marella for good measure.
    • "It shoulda worked!"
  • On September 9, 2009, Bob Barker served as the guest host/GM of Raw. The opening segment alone made the entire show.
    • Barker's threat to an angry Chris Jericho: "Get back down there or I'll take you over my knee!" Which was even funnier when Jericho BACKED DOWN.
    • And don't forget the 85-year-old Barker beating up Chavo Guerrero. "The most important thing in any fight is the element of..." * punches Chavo in the stomach* "SURPRISE!"
  • Goldust and Booker T
  • Triple H's appearance on the MVP Lounge talking about Edge:

Triple H: "You know, that Edge is a smart guy. I mean, marrying the boss to get ahead in the business? That's genius!"

  • Kurt Angle vs. a generic luchador jobber - Kurt throws him to the outside, and the ref leans over to check on him. At this point, Eddie Guerrero sneaks in from behind disguised as said luchador, then throws Angle over the top rope (and over the ref's head) before leaving an inconspicuous banana peel where Angle was standing. The ref looks to see who attacked Angle, sees the banana peel, and just gives a Aside Glance to the camera, as if to say "You have got to be kidding me."
  • "The Houdini of Hardcore" Crash Holly defends the WWF Hardcore Championship against both of The Headbangers in Fun Time USA. This is probably the most memorable defense of said championship.
  • At Survivor Series 2009, Christian teamed up with Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, MVP, & R-Truth, and tried to point out that he's the only... At which point, his teammates to cut him off & say that it shouldn't matter, as they all want to win. Christian's relieved, and remarks that he's glad his teammates don't care that he's the only member of the ECW roster, leading to them all having a chuckle about it before Christian remarks "You thought I mean because I'm Canadian", which leads to an awkward silence from the others. The promo then ends with Christian trying to prove Canadians are pretty good rappers:

Christian: "Team Kofi Kingston! Looking for a fight! 4 of us are black and 1 of us is white! WHAT'S UP! What's up! What's up. Mark what's up?"

  • Carlito would like to thank Jesus, the Academy, Team Jacob, and everyone's favorite place Puerto Rico.
  • Let's not forget about the really funny PPV commercials. Like the WM21 Taxi Driver Parody, The Last Hot Dog (Summerslam 2006) or Carlito vs The Dove (WM24)
  • Judgement Day 2002 and Wrestlemania 2003, where Kurt Angle and Vince McMahon, respectively, get their heads shaved.

Audience: (Chants in tune to Angle's music) "You're bald! You're bald!"

Vince: This is the stupidest--
Shane: This is the moment of truth!
Vince: This is the stupidest one of them all--
Shane: No, it's not!
Vince: I'm the CEO of a Fortune-500 company--

Shane: That's alright!

Vince: And you want me to chase a damn chicken?!

Shane: This is how they used to do it! This is how you build speed! Greasy fast, lightning speed! You catch this chicken, you are greased lightning! This is it -- you gonna be number two? This is how you beat Austin! This is how you beat Austin! You ready?!

Vince: Okay!

Shane: HERE WE GO! (throws chicken into pen with Vince) GET THE CHICKEN, GET THE CHICKEN! THAT'S IT! (The chicken stays where it lands, Vince pounces on it) DROP THE ELBOW! DROP THE ELBOW!

(Vince starts dumping handfuls of snow on the chicken, then just stares at it.)

Vince: ...what's the matter with the chicken?

Shane: It's a working chicken!

Vince: The chicken's like Austin...it's afraid of me! (Beat) Should I choke him?

(Vince leans in over the chicken, pumping his arm back and forth in a peculiar gesture)

Shane: Don't choke the chicken.

Stephanie: Dad, you've got serious problems. And you know what? You've embarrassed our family long enough. It's time that I embarrassed you.
(Stephanie grabs Triple H by the shirt and makes out with him as the crowd goes apeshit.)
Triple H: (looks smug as hell) Heh. See ya at home, Steph! ... oooh, I mean, your brother's a gnome!

Bubba Ray Dudley: Who wants some...(reaches into bag)...who wants a jar of Ass Cream?
Lawler: (on commentary) Ass Cream?! Who uses that?!
Bubba Ray Dudley: What the hell are you guys doing with Ass Cream?! What do you DO with Ass Cream, might I ask?!
Jericho: Just hold on one damn second! You think this is funny?!
Bubba Ray Dudley: Yes, I do!
Jericho: You think this is funny?! Throwing my shirt into the crowd?! Throwing his pants into the crowd?! You think it's funny taking my--(Beat)--Christian's jar of Ass Cream out?!

Kane: So...how was your week?
The Undertaker: ...

  • Bob Uecker's interviewing Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 4—if for nothing more than Uecker's hilarious facial expressions:

Andre: Hulkamania is OVER! (laughs)

Bob Uecker: (trying to push Andre's hand away) Um, would you mind getting your foot off my shoulder?

(Andre the Giant throttles Bob and shakes him like a rag doll.)

    • During the battle royal at the same show had this exchange:

Jesse Ventura: You ever see anything like this in baseball, Ueck?
Bob Uecker: This kinda reminds me of final cut day of spring training.

  • Even though the storyline itself had to be Vince crossing the Moral Event Horizon for the 12th time, when they're in a Church, Vince dares G~D to strike him down. Shane takes a few steps back.
  • One moment in Wrestlemania 18 regarding the hardcore title scuffle backstage. At one point after the Hurricane got the title, he attempts to hide in one of the changing rooms behind a changing blind. A few seconds later, a few of the Godfather's ladies come in to get changed, and none of them notice that Hurricane is behind the blind... until they notice that Hurricane's shadow starts to show signs of visible excitement when a GIANT, phallic shadow rises up. Cue the Godfather come in and chasing the Hurricane away with a broom which had been used to display said 'excitement'

Jerry Lawler: He DOES have super powers!

  • One backstage segment on Smackdown in 2001 saw Trish Stratus getting changed behind a screen in the guy's dressing room. Steve Blackman disappears behind the screen to help her with her zipper, accidentally poking her with his kendo stick which is now elongated upwards in a strangely phallic position. Cue Grandmaster Sexay walking in and seeing the odd shadow.

Trish: Wow, that's gigantic.

Steve: You should see when I beat people over the head with it.

Trish: Can I hold it? (touching the stick) It's so hard.

  • Eve Torres interviewed Triple H backstage before Survivor Series 2008 but Triple H was staring at something on Eve's upper torso area. He remarked that they were amazing, perfectly shaped and that his mother had a pair just like them. Could he be talking about...Eve's pearls of course. And after Vladimir Kozlov interrupts and leaves Trips remarks, "See, Eve, he couldn't take his eyes off them either".
  • Perhaps the Jerry Springer skit that was staged when Springer hosted Raw is worthy of this category even though falling into the So Bad It's Good category. The skit started off with Kelly Kelly saying she's pregnant but doesn't know who the father could be, there are a number of possibilities. Cue Santino's music, he mistakes Springer for Maury Povich and then Michael Cole interrupts only to be cut down by Jerry Lawler. Springer says that Lawler usually picks up his girls during recess (yes, paedophile jokes on a PG show). The Bella Twins interrupt and apparently Brie is a man and we can finally tell them apart as Brie is the one who looks like she's ready to castrate someone. Another possibility for Kelly's baby's father is Chris Masters who is told to put a bra on by Springer. Seconds later Eve Torres comes down and Masters says she wasn't getting the job done (it's still a PG show, apparently). Eve drops a bombshell: she's been cheating on Chris with the Great Khali. Springer says he has the results of the paternity test and the father is Hornswoggle. This is apparently too weird even for Springer and he walks off only for Lawler to admit they staged the whole thing.

Lawler: Kelly Kelly's not pregnant, Brie's not a man, there have been no secret rendezvous and I'm pretty sure the Great Khali has no idea what's going on.
Singh: Actually, King, much like our audience the Great Khali feels this has been a giant waste of time.

    • But they're not done yet, Lawler says Springer has been hiding a secret relationship. Some men like their women skinny, others like them curvy. Some like their women old but Springer likes his women young. As in Mae Young of course and she comes out to smother Springer with kisses. The entire segment provided the sensation of channel surfing without even picking up the remote.
  • At Extreme Rules 2010 in the middle of the Last Man Standing match between John Cena and Batista.

Young fan: I hate you Batista!
Batista: I hate you too!

    • Don't forget Chris Jericho's interaction with a fan at Survivor Series as well.

Idiot fan: Go back to Toronto!
Jericho: I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

Straight out of Blackpool
I'm William Regal
My rhyme's so intense
It shouldn't be legal
My style is refined
Not crude and crass
I'll keep you grounded
Like volcanic ash
I'll take you down
Rung by rung
I'm just like British Parliament
I'm completely hung
Straight Up Gangsta Trippin.
Yes boy.

  • The Kane/Pete Rose feud is pretty goddamn hilarious, all things considered. Arguably the first example of face-like reaction Kane got was tombstoning Pete Rose after the latter insulted a local sports franchise.
  • The entire ending segment of the NXT finale - William Regal randomly calling Matt Hardy Eugene repeatedly, R-Truth's "Be quiet, you got a mask on!", CM Punk being told to leave if he has a problem and doing so, all of it was great.
  • John Morrison (Johnny Nitro at the time) is cutting a promo with Melina, when in the background, Jeff Hardy sets up a canvas and starts painting. John turns, yells at him, and kicks over the canvas. Jeff goes absolutely berserk on him. Which goes to show that obviously you do not fuck with the man's painting.
  • Layla El has recently picked up a few along with Michelle McCool since forming Lay Cool. One match in particular saw Beth Phoenix perform an airplane spin on Layla who ran to tag Michelle in only to realise she was in the wrong corner. Another time saw Beth use a giant swing on Layla with Michelle in close proximity, resulting in Layla becoming a human skipping rope.
    • For the second season of NXT, Lay Cool are pros on the show. Their rookie? Kaval (aka indy star Low Ki). A pair of bubbly, fashion-obsessed mean girls paired with an intense, no-nonsense wrestler who has a reputation for maintaining kayfabe. Their interactions so far have consisted of Kaval holding their belts and looking disgusted and bewildered while the two act like complete airheads.
  • On the 6/21/10 edition of RAW, a recently-fired Virgil asked what Ted DiBiase was going to do with protection now that he traded up for Maryse. Ted's response was, "go to the drugstore".
  • Unforgiven 2005: resident ditz Maria begins her pre-match interview with Chris Masters by asking him "Why do they call you The Masturbates?". Easily the funniest thing Maria ever did in-character.
  • From a parody of a skit done by the NFL, "You may not realize this, but you're African-American."
  • July 16, 2010. The Big Show pulling off CM Punk's mask.

Matt Striker: He doesn't look that bad. He looks like Big Show Junior!

Carlito - okay, at this point Carlito's hair has gotten way outta control! So much stuff is going on, the walls are closing in, everybody's looking at me! They think I'm gonna flip out . . . Tonight, my partner is Ric Flair, and I get to kick Edge's ass! Call me!

  • In 2003, after an angle that saw Hogan fired and slapped with a restraining order against Vince, promos for a new All-American Face called Mr. America began appearing. Cue to Mr. America's debut on Smackdown, and lo and behold its Hogan in glaringly obvious flimsy disguise. The best part was that unlike some other cases of fake disguises, Hulk's was pure Refuge in Audacity as he didn't even try to change his in-ring style, manner of speech, or even his entrance.

Taz: I hear he's bald. Like an eagle.

Jerry Lawler: He could be Goldust's stunt double!

  • The Undertaker vs. Jeff Hardy. 'Taker was annoyed at a fan who kept yelling at him to piledrive Jeff. He responds with "Shut up, stupid!"
  • November 1, 2010, A segment that night on consisted of a sketch revealing before commercial break that Mr. McMahon has been in a coma for two months. His doctor (played by Freddie Prinze Jr.) casually mentions that it will be a shame that Mr. McMahon will miss the entire election when his wife Linda spent $50 million on the campaign. Mr. McMahon is wrestled awake by this news, covered in his wife's campaign stickers, and finally says that it's okay as long as the WWE is running smoothly. The doctor proceeds to list everything that's been going WRONG (Undertaker buried, NEXUS running wild, Pee Wee Herman hosting, etc.) and Mr. McMahon gets up to leave the room, saying if his wife can run for Senate, he can run for PRESIDENT, exiting to reveal his backside covered by a banner of his wife's opponent. Cut to his daughter Stephanie awaking in bed, Newhart style, and the following exchange:

Stephanie: I just had this horrible dream...hey, is my dad still in a coma?

Triple H: (off-screen) Yeah, he's in a coma; I'm pretty sure he's brain-dead.

Stephanie: (smiling) Thank god. (flops back to the bed, goes back to sleep)

    • And before that, we had the hilarious Pee Wee Herman segment, featuring the Secret Word ("Ring"), The Miz coming out, everyone freaking out when he said it, Alex Riley being Pee Wee's biggest fan, and The Big Show in full Pee Wee Herman getup. Much, much Better Than It Sounds.
  • The 2010 Survivor Series featured a 5v5 team elimination match. During the match "Dashing" Cody Rhodes gets slapped in the face. Cue an epic temper tantrum and Cody storming out to the announcers table. However, instead of getting a chair or something he has someone hold out a mirror to make sure that he's still as good looking as before.
  • BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD! THE INTERNET IS RUINING JOHN CENA'S LIFE!
    • Even funnier is the email address bit. Apparently it's "candypants564@gmail.com" - it's a nonprofit thing, okay?!
  • The 11/22/10 Raw, where John Cena is giving his "retirement" speech and hangs a lampshade on exactly what his demographic is:

All right, if this is going to be the last time, I want to hear half the arena chant "LET'S GO CENA!" and the other half chant "CENA SUCKS!" . . . No, no, it has to be all the kids and women chanting "LET'S GO CENA" and all the men over 18 chanting "CENA SUCKS!"

Goldust: Perhaps you could share with me some of your grooming tips...?
(Goldust inhales sharply, but Cody cuts him off.)
Cody Rhodes: Don't breathe on me. [Exit]
Goldust: Wait! Help a brother out! [Exit]
(Beat)
Dusty Rhodes: Man, I raised some weird kids...

  • The Royal Rumble 2005 ad. WWE meets West Side Story. WHAT THE HELL
  • Eli Cottonwood on the subject of mustaches:

Eli: What is a mustache? (chuckle) It's a little bit of hair, growing over the upper lip. I don't have one...I have the best mustache of them all...

(John Morrison hangs his head and covers his face with his clipboard)

Michael Cole: I thought he said he didn't have a mustache...

Eli: The mustache for a real man!

(Mark Henry pantomimes an airplane falling out of the sky and crashing)

Cena: I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago. *runs over to a fan in the front row and hugs him* I just hugged it out with the "We Hate Cena" guy. We're good!

  • Santino VS Kozlov DANCE OFF!
  • Derrick Bateman and Bryan Danielson stand for chicks... AND AMERICA! Oh, and submission wrestling.
  • YMMV, but this troper got a chuckle out of Cena, acting as Guest Referee for a CM Punk and Wade Barret match with the loser's group barred from the Royal Rumble, disqualifying both. His reason?

Cena: Double disqualification, they used too much profanity. This is a PG show!

  • NXT in general tends to be funny due to the snarky commentating. But it gets bonus points for just how much it paints the fourth wall, whether it's Dolph Ziggler half-jokingly accusing a challenge of being rigged and Matt replying "Ya think?" or Josh Matthews flat out saying during a wedding segment "You realize this isn't a real wedding, right?" and Cole replying in mock surprise, "Really?!"
  • Eddie Guerrero had some Mexican food delivered to himself on Smackdown. The Big Show decided he wanted it, took the delivery, and ate it before hitting the ring. Once there, he had some...internal distress (said food was spiked ahead of time by Eddie), and took off for the restroom-only to find that Eddie had already removed all the TP.
  • This fan-cam footage from a house show in Beaumont, Texas. The guy recording is dressed up as Sheamus. When Sheamus goes to the other side (read: his) of the ring to pander to the crowd, he sees the guy dressed as him and his gimmick grinds to a complete stop. Not only does it completely derail Sheamus, but he stares at the guy for several long seconds; he even points him out to the official as if to say, "You see this too, right?".
  • Vickie Guerrero tries to spear Edge...and fails. She bounces harmlessly off of him, and (apparently) busting her ankle in the process.
  • The entire Great Khali Kiss-Cam (Valentine's Day edition) segment on the 2/14/11 RAW. The audience couples were the typical fare, but when the wrestlers themselves got involved, well...
    • Santino Marella and Tamina kiss, with Santino's left hand trying to sneak in edgewise as his "Cobra."
    • William Regal kissing Zack Ryder
    • Ted DiBiase (the younger) and Maryse. Maryse pulls away and gives him the talk-to-the-hand gesture...then turns and plants one on the very stunned face of Yoshi Tatsu.
  • When Zack met Rosa. It's not often you see a Non Sequitur Scene in pro wrestling.
  • Cena taking all of the piss out of The Rock's Take That at him by eating Fruity Pebbles before his match at the Elimination Chamber.
    • February 21, 2011 Cena's verbal retaliation the week after The Rock's return on Raw where he launches into his old gimmick as the Doctor of Thuganomics.
  • Aksana, the Lithuanian from season 3 of NXT is one walking CMOF and half the time we're not sure she's doing it on purpose. During the "Talk The Talk" challenge on the show, her topic was a llama...and she had no idea what it was. Striker changed it to camel...and she didn't know what a camel was either. During the "Power of the Punch" challenge, her score was 666. During a "Diss the Diva" challenge, she remarked that she thought she saw fellow contestant on Jerry Springer, fighting for her babies. Then there's all her talking about being beaten with shovels.
    • Her elimination from the contest was her grand swan song. When she found out, she promptly fainted and tried to tell everyone it was a mistake. She then assured them that she was going to write a letter to Vince McMahon demanding a recount.
  • A minor one but during a blink and you miss it squash match with Lay Cool against Gail Kim and Melina, the latter two were mimicking the formers' Valley Girl Les Yay personalities.
  • Another Non Sequitur Scene that involves Rosa Mendes. During a mixed tag match featuring Layla and the Dude Busters, out came Rosa with her skipping rope. The Dude Busters then got down from their positions at ringside and started spinning the rope for her while Matt Striker sang "my grandpa and your grandpa". Layla's tantrum was the icing on the cake.
  • Smackdown came to the Philippines a couple of years ago and someone in the crowd thought it would be funny to ring a "Batista IS SEXY" sign. Cue the wrath of King Booker.
  • Santino Marella "rapping." Even Randy Orton was trying not to laugh.
  • Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross commenting on John Morrison's entrance at Wrestlemania 27.

Lawler: Can you go into slow motion, JR?
JR: I can simulate it. I'm in slow motion most of the time.

  • Booker T comes out to celebrate with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jerry Lawler after Wrestlemania 27. He gets a beer from Austin...then as he drinks it, a Stone Cold Stunner. As Booker falls back, the beer gushes from his mouth in a wide arc.
  • The first person eliminated from Tough Enough 2011 said their favorite match was Melina vs Alicia Fox.
  • From the 25th April edition of Raw, the Draft Pick. Kofi Kingston has just pinned Sheamus for Smackdown's victory and Draft pick. Cue the ENTIRE Smackdown lockeroom, led by newly drafted John Cena, doing Kofi's signature clapping, even heels like Tyler Reks and Drew McIntyre getting involved. The funniest reaction is definitely Del Rio, who's clapping normally along and clearly thinking "What the hell is going on here...?" Now in gif form, for those who wish to see it
    • Brodus Clay's reaction is EVEN FUNNIER - he's just sitting there all forlorn and doesn't join the clapping.
  • The Royal Rumble has provided a few over the years:
    • Kane eliminating the Honky Tonk Man in 2001 immediately after he sang his song—grabbing his guitar and smashing him over the head with it. And then shaking his head slowly.

Jim Ross: I think Kane is tired of the song.

    • In the 2002 Royal Rumble match, Austin and Triple H were in the ring with the Hurricane and the Hurricane got the goozle on both of them, prepping them for a chokeslam. They sold it like he's The Undertaker or Kane for about five seconds before they both looked at each other and realized they're being choked by the freakin' Hurricane. Just as it dawned on the Hurricane that he just grabbed the necks of the two most decorated wrestlers of the Rumble that year, they grabbed him by the back of the neck and threw him over the ropes.
    • In the 2004 Royal Rumble match, Chris Benoit and Randy Orton had just eliminated several guys in a row and then collapsed from exhaustion. The announcers mentioned that the next person to come out would have a huge advantage. But that person turned out to be Ernest "The Cat" Miller, who decided to dance to his theme music alongside his ostentatiously-wigged manager, Lamont, instead. Benoit and Orton were not amused, and threw both of them over the top rope.

Tazz: "Well, the wig's eliminated."

  • The "Gimmick Battle Royal" at Wrestlemania X-7 was pretty much one big CMOF due to the return of many So Bad It's Good old favourites and having Bobby Heenan on commentary.

Heenan: "By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring it'll be Wrestlemania 38."



Heenan: This man (Repo Man) is nuts! Last week he repoed his own car.

Okerlund: About five years ago, he got my mother-in-law.

Heenan: About four years ago, everybody got your mother-in-law.

Michael Cole: Finally, some sanity!
Jerry Lawler: ...sanity? Don't you mean insanity?

(Enter R-Truth, dressed up in a Confederate soldier costume)

Jerry Lawler: What?!

(during a Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna match, when Yokozuna slowly falls to the mat)
Gorilla: It took him forever to fall to the ground!
Polo: Well, 568 lbs. x 9.8 feet-per-second, that's the force of gravity!

Gorilla: (exasperated) Will you stop?!

Crowd: (Not two seconds into the match) BA! TIS! TA! BA! TIS! TA!

  • Miz + R-Truth + Christian = comedic gold
  • In the 8/22 edition of Raw, a fan tossed John Cena back his shirt. Alberto Del Rio's reaction is especially priceless.
  • On the 9/26 episode of RAW, Christian comes out once again to complain to Triple H that he got screwed out of the title when Sheamus threw him into the ring allowing Mark Henry to beat him. Triple H's response?

Triple H: It was a Lumberjack match, you idiot.

    • Also, his response to Trips putting him in a match with WWE Champion John Cena.

Christian: Is it for the title?
Triple H: No.
Christian: *Hissyfit*

    • Also, Triple H increasing the numbers of competitors Cody Rhodes will have after Rhodes gives Triple H some snide remarks, after been given the night off due to being injured the past week on Smackdown, going from just one competitor, to a 10 man battle royal.
  • October 31, 2011: Sheamus meets Beaker. (Itself a Call Back to when Edge referred to Sheamus as such)
    • This tropette's favorite scene has to be this:

Kermit: We're sorry Mr. Swagger, Miss Piggy and I don't want to anger you or your...mother.[5]

  • William Regal's entrance on Superstars during their November 2011 UK tour. Even Regal cracks up on his way to the ring.
  • October 16, 2011: Sin Cara Azul defeats Sin Cara Negro and pulls his mask off. Negro covers his face with his hands and runs away screaming.

Booker T: No wonder why he was wearing a mask, that guy's ugly!
Michael Cole: Huh? What are you talking about? He's just a Mexican guy with a crewcut.

Booker T: Look at him, he's hideous!

  • This exchange after Triple H and R-Truth are talking to invisible people. The audience reaction to R-Truth's counter to HHH is priceless.

Triple H: Truth, he doesn't like how that guy's eyeballing him.
R-Truth: Man, you crazy. You're talkin' to people that don't exist.
Triple H: (full Sarcasm Mode) I know, it's like I'm insane.

  • The Miracle on 34th Street Fight between Randy Orton & David Otunga during the special Holiday Edition of WWE Smackdown, featuring such moments of hilarity like Orton chomping down on holiday cookies, tossing a present to a fleeing Otunga, and even screaming out "HO HO HO!"
    • Don't forget, he put one of the Christmas decoration over Otunga's head when he flung him into the steel steps.
  • The "Pipe Bomb of The Year" Slammy Award video montage which, as per tradition, takes all the unintentionally (or intentionally?) hilarious lines said during the year in the WWE and put into one comical video, provides us with a look back at these gems.
  • Austin Gets X-Pac
    • "And X-Pac, the only thing good about you is that your name rhymes with six pack!"
  • How does Aksana react when Teddy Long says she'll be learning from Alicia Fox? By jumping up and down and squealing with delight that he got Rihanna.
  • December 26, 2011: Monday Night RAW begins with no theme music, just a shot of the arena in anticipation of CM Punk's arrival. His music plays, the camera goes to the ramp, and out comes... Executive Vice President of Talent Relations & Interim General Manager of RAW John Laurinitis, wearing CM Punk's "Best In The World" shirt over his suit and doing Punk's entrance. "Who says I can't be unpredictable?"
  • No Mercy 2004: Bubba Ray Dudley orders Jackie Gayda to kiss him, and foolishly closes his eyes and puckers up. Rico kisses him instead. Bubba enjoys it, then realizes what happened and has a Freak-Out. Later, The Dudleys attempt the "Wazzzup" (Bubba holds an opponent down and Devon hits a diving headbutt to the groin) on Rico, but Rico rubs his thighs suggestively, causing Devon to stop and refuse to deliver the headbutt in disgust.
  • On the January 9th episode of Raw, Brodus Clay finally made his re-debut. This pretty much sums up the whole thing.

"Myyyy faiiiir LADY! HAHAHAHAHAAH!"

(Ron Simmons walks in on the scene with his arms folded, looking very agitated as he contemplates the sheer lunacy of what he's witnessing.)
Ron Simmons: ...DAMN!


  1. Some fans baked Mick, DDP and Austin a batch of cookies, assuming they'd get eaten. Austin and Mick instead load them into DDP's hotel bed without him knowing. Hilarity Ensues.
  2. Steve Austin and William Regal
  3. fear of heights
  4. fear of spiders
  5. Vickie Guerreo