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Herein lies a list of tropes for [[True Capitalist (Radio)|True Capitalist]] and its most dominant personalities, from Ghost himself to the trolls who make him rage.
Herein lies a list of tropes for ''[[True Capitalist]]'' and its most dominant personalities, from Ghost himself to the trolls who make him rage.


== Ghost and Friends ==
== Ghost and Friends ==
=== Ghost ===
=== Ghost ===
[[File:john_conquest_king_of_communism_7437.jpg|frame|It's John Conquest, King of Communism!]]
[[File:john_conquest_king_of_communism_7437.jpg|frame|It's John Conquest, King of Communism!]]
{{quote|"I am your host, the man they call Ghost!"}}

The [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist|'hero']] of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, Ghost is a short tempered Texan pundit who has little patience for socialism, communism, [[Camp Gay|fruitbowls]], [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|bronies]], [[Troll|trolls]] and, well, a lot of things.

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{{quote| "I am your host, the man they call Ghost!"}}

The [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist|'hero']] of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, Ghost is a short tempered Texan pundit who has little patience for socialism, communism, [[Camp Gay|fruitbowls]], [[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|bronies]], [[Troll|trolls]] and, well, a lot of things.

=== Tropes related to Ghost.... ===
* [[The Alcoholic]]: He denies it, but he has a LOT of cans around, calls for a drink after some rages, and frequently voices a desire to end the show and retire to a bar on Sixth Street.
* [[The Alcoholic]]: He denies it, but he has a LOT of cans around, calls for a drink after some rages, and frequently voices a desire to end the show and retire to a bar on Sixth Street.
* [[Angrish]]: Early on, he would rage SO hard he couldn't even form coherent English, nor say anything else.
* [[Angrish]]: Early on, he would rage SO hard he couldn't even form coherent English, nor say anything else.
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* [[The Chew Toy]]
* [[The Chew Toy]]
* [[Deep South]]: Even though he doesn't sound the most Texan ever.
* [[Deep South]]: Even though he doesn't sound the most Texan ever.
* [[Everyone Calls Him Barkeep]]: It's not yet known what his real name is. {{spoiler|Apparently, it's Richard.}}
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"]]: It's not yet known what his real name is. {{spoiler|Apparently, it's Richard.}}
* [[Hair Trigger Temper]]
* [[Hair-Trigger Temper]]
* [[Hot Blooded]]
* [[Hot-Blooded]]
* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]
* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]
* [[Ineffectual Death Threats]]: He's made MANY threats on the trolls, usually about 'punitive damages'. He hasn't taken action.
* [[Ineffectual Death Threats]]: He's made MANY threats on the trolls, usually about 'punitive damages'. He hasn't taken action.
* [[Jerkass]]: He isn't a very nice person, at all. It's somewhat justified that the trolls troll him. However, he shows rare signs of [[Jerk With a Heart of Gold|goodness towards certain people.]]
* [[Jerkass]]: He isn't a very nice person, at all. It's somewhat justified that the trolls troll him. However, he shows rare signs of [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold|goodness towards certain people.]]
* [[One of the Kids]]: In spite of Ghost trying his best to sound like a responsible adult capitalist, he often comes across as just as immature as the teenagers who call into his show. Hell, sometimes he comes off as ''more'' immature than them due to his nonstop temper tantrums, childish name calling, and generalizations of whomever he doesn't like.
* [[One of the Kids]]: In spite of Ghost trying his best to sound like a responsible adult capitalist, he often comes across as just as immature as the teenagers who call into his show. Hell, sometimes he comes off as ''more'' immature than them due to his nonstop temper tantrums, childish name calling, and generalizations of whomever he doesn't like.
* [[Rated Mfor Manly]]: Or so he believes....
* [[Rated "M" for Manly]]: Or so he believes....
* [[The Social Darwinist]]
* [[The Social Darwinist]]
* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: He can REALLY flip out like never before, and most of the time, when he gets going, he can't stop.
* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: He can REALLY flip out like never before, and most of the time, when he gets going, he can't stop.
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=== The Engineer ===
=== The Engineer ===
[[File:Engineer_1765.jpg|frame|Artist rendering of The Engineer]]
[[File:Engineer_1765.jpg|frame|Artist rendering of The Engineer]]
{{quote|"Aaaahraaaahyaaaah yaaaaaah!"}}

Ghost's loyal [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|engineer]], he's not exactly good at his job, not screening obvious troll calls and otherwise just screaming out mumbling garbage. However, he is [[Ensemble Darkhorse|very popular]] with the trolls.

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{{quote| "Aaaahraaaahyaaaah yaaaaaah!"}}

Ghost's loyal [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|engineer]], he's not exactly good at his job, not screening obvious troll calls and otherwise just screaming out mumbling garbage. However, he is [[Ensemble Darkhorse|very popular]] with the trolls.

=== Tropes related to the Engineer... ===
* [[Angrish]]: His first language.
* [[Angrish]]: His first language.
* [[Breakout Character]]: His recent takeovers of True Capitalist Radio, along with his humorous personality, have made Engineer a star among the trolls, many who tell Ghost Engineer needs to have his own show.
* [[Breakout Character]]: His recent takeovers of True Capitalist Radio, along with his humorous personality, have made Engineer a star among the trolls, many who tell Ghost Engineer needs to have his own show.
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* [[The Unintelligible]]
* [[The Unintelligible]]
* [[You No Take Candle]]: Engineer can actually put a few words of coherent English in between his garble.
* [[You No Take Candle]]: Engineer can actually put a few words of coherent English in between his garble.
{{quote| Mmmyeawasaawwrrr gaawwrrrr fuck you!}}
{{quote|Mmmyeawasaawwrrr gaawwrrrr fuck you!}}


=== Goofy_Bone ===
=== Goofy_Bone ===
[[File:GOOFY_BONE_8764.jpg|frame|Fuck fuck fuck.]]
[[File:GOOFY_BONE_8764.jpg|frame|Fuck fuck fuck.]]

{{quote|"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"|'''Goofy Bone,''' most of the time}}
{{quote|"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"|'''Goofy Bone,''' most of the time}}

One of Ghost's only loyal supporters, [[Defector From Decadence|until he got sick of him]], Goofy_Bone also has his fair share of trolls hounding him, since his rather idiotic outbursts and laughable gangsta rap videos are easy material.
One of Ghost's only loyal supporters, [[Defector From Decadence|until he got sick of him]], Goofy_Bone also has his fair share of trolls hounding him, since his rather idiotic outbursts and laughable gangsta rap videos are easy material.
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=== Tropes related to Goofy_Bone... ===
* [[Butt Monkey]]
* [[Butt Monkey]]
* [[Cluster F Bomb]]: Curses all the time
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: Curses all the time
* [[Defector From Decadence]]: Ghost was an asshole to him too, so Goofy_Bone turned tail on him.
* [[Defector From Decadence]]: Ghost was an asshole to him too, so Goofy_Bone turned tail on him.
* [[Jerkass]]: Moreso he's just an obnoxious prick, not a violent-tempered jerk like Ghost.
* [[Jerkass]]: Moreso he's just an obnoxious prick, not a violent-tempered jerk like Ghost.
* [[Put On a Bus]]: He hasn't called the show very often since people started trolling HIS radio show, and his flame war with Tzeki.
* [[Put on a Bus]]: He hasn't called the show very often since people started trolling HIS radio show, and his flame war with Tzeki.
* [[Small Name Big Ego]]: He believes he's a great rapper, for one.
* [[Small Name, Big Ego]]: He believes he's a great rapper, for one.
* [[Smug Snake]]
* [[Smug Snake]]
* [[Token Minority]]: He's Mexican, and as such is one of the two callers (the other being Asho) referred to as 'Bean and Cheese' by Ghost.
* [[Token Minority]]: He's Mexican, and as such is one of the two callers (the other being Asho) referred to as 'Bean and Cheese' by Ghost.
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=== Gasgara ===
=== Gasgara ===
[[File:gasgara_4508.jpg|frame|[[Twitter|#notatree]]]]
[[File:gasgara_4508.jpg|frame|[[Twitter|#notatree]]]]


[[Memetic Mutation|A tree]] with a great fondness for Ghost. May or may not be trolling him.
[[Memetic Mutation|A tree]] with a great fondness for Ghost. May or may not be trolling him.
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* [[Implausible Deniability]]: Pffft, he can say what he likes, everyone knows he's a tree.
=== Tropes related to Gasgara ===
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* [[Implausible Deniability]]: Pffft, he can say what he likes, everyone knows he's a tree.


=== Ghost's Granny ===
=== Ghost's Granny ===
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

{{tropelist|Tropes exhibited by this character include:}}
=== Tropes related to Ghost's Granny... ===
* [[Cool Old Lady]]: According to Ghost. "MAH GRANNY WAS A PIOUS WOMAN!"
* [[Cool Old Lady]]: According to Ghost. "MAH GRANNY WAS A PIOUS WOMAN!"
* [[Posthumous Character]]
* [[Posthumous Character]]
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=== KaraszKun ===
=== KaraszKun ===

A young fan of the show that Ghost has shown great affection for. Much to the dismay of the fans and trolls.
A young fan of the show that Ghost has shown great affection for. Much to the dismay of the fans and trolls.
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* [[Ambiguous Disorder]]: A lot of the listeners are under the belief he has [[Asperger's Syndrome]].
=== Tropes related to KaraszKun... ===
* [[Creator's Pet]]: Ghost has shown a lot more love for KaraszKun compared to his other fans. Even getting his own segment on the show.
* [[Ambiguous Disorder]]: A lot of the listeners are under the belief he has [[Useful Notes/Asperger Syndrome|Asperger Syndrome]].
* [[Creators Pet|Creator's Pet]]: Ghost has shown a lot more love for KaraszKun compared to his other fans. Even getting his own segment on the show.
* [[Fourth Wall Mail Slot]]: The "Ask KaraszKun" segment. Callers ask him questions.
* [[Fourth Wall Mail Slot]]: The "Ask KaraszKun" segment. Callers ask him questions.
* [[The Scrappy]]: And how! Just about every troll and fan hates him.
* [[The Scrappy]]: And how! Just about every troll and fan hates him.
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== Radio Trolls ==
== Radio Trolls ==

=== The Ghetto Capitalist/213 ===
=== The Ghetto Capitalist/213 ===
{{quote|"Ghost baby what's going on?"}}

{{quote| "Ghost baby what's going on?"}}

{{quote|"I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY!"|'''Ghost''' on the Ghetto Capitalist}}
{{quote|"I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY!"|'''Ghost''' on the Ghetto Capitalist}}

The closest thing to an arch-nemesis for Ghost, Ghetto Capitalist is a capitalist who lives off his welfare checks, making money 'the ghetto way'. This, coupled with Ghost's extreme views on the welfare system, means whenever Ghetto Capitalist calls the show to tell Ghost about his latest capitalist achievement... [[Hilarity Ensues]], [[Verbal Tic|baby.]]
The closest thing to an arch-nemesis for Ghost, Ghetto Capitalist is a capitalist who lives off his welfare checks, making money 'the ghetto way'. This, coupled with Ghost's extreme views on the welfare system, means whenever Ghetto Capitalist calls the show to tell Ghost about his latest capitalist achievement... [[Hilarity Ensues]], [[Verbal Tic|baby.]]
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=== Tropes related to the Ghetto Capitalist/213 ===
* [[Abusive Parents]]: Ghost accuses him of leaving the baby with, "-four or five month's worth of diaper rash," for one.
* [[Abusive Parents]]: Ghost accuses him of leaving the baby with, "-four or five month's worth of diaper rash," for one.
* [[Breakout Character]]: He's easily the most well known troll out of the roster, thanks to his hilarious personality and his ability to make Ghost REALLY rage with ease.
* [[Breakout Character]]: He's easily the most well known troll out of the roster, thanks to his hilarious personality and his ability to make Ghost REALLY rage with ease.
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=== Spermy the Cat ===
=== Spermy the Cat ===
{{quote|"GET SPERMY THE CAT OUT OF HERE!"|'''Ghost''' on Spermy the Cat}}
{{quote|"GET SPERMY THE CAT OUT OF HERE!"|'''Ghost''' on Spermy the Cat}}

A caller from the early days of TCR, he'd employ soundboards of Ghost on the show.
A caller from the early days of TCR, he'd employ soundboards of Ghost on the show.
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=== Tropes related to Spermy the Cat: ===
* [[Breakout Character]]: Though not as much as the Internet Buttstalker or 213.
* [[Breakout Character]]: Though not as much as the Internet Buttstalker or 213.
* [[Put On a Bus]]: Hasn't called in for nearly a year.
* [[Put on a Bus]]: Hasn't called in for nearly a year.
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]


=== Tub Guy ===
=== Tub Guy ===

{{quote|''"DID I HEAR A '''HORSE?!''' DID YOU BRING A HORSE TO THE TUB?!"|'''Ghost''', reacting to Tubguy}}
{{quote|''"DID I HEAR A '''HORSE?!''' DID YOU BRING A HORSE TO THE TUB?!"|'''Ghost''', reacting to Tubguy}}

A frequent caller, lauded by Ghost for allegedly listening to his show ''in a tub'', and persistently begging for Ghost to get in with him. Oh ''my''.
A frequent caller, lauded by Ghost for allegedly listening to his show ''in a tub'', and persistently begging for Ghost to get in with him. Oh ''my''.
{{tropelist|Tropes exhibited by this character include:}}

=== Tropes related to Tub Guy... ===
* [[Anything That Moves]]: Men, women, "trans-testicles", even horses!
* [[Anything That Moves]]: Men, women, "trans-testicles", even horses!
{{quote| "DID I HEAR A HORSE?!"}}
{{quote|"DID I HEAR A HORSE?!"}}
* [[Camp Gay]]
* [[Camp Gay]]
* [[Catch Phrase]]: "Oh ''my''."
* [[Catch Phrase]]: "Oh ''my''."
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=== The Aborted Fetus ===
=== The Aborted Fetus ===
{{quote|"Oh Ghost I love your big cock in my asshole!"}}

{{quote| "Oh Ghost I love your big cock in my asshole!"}}

{{quote|"WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?"|'''Ghost's''' reaction to the kid.}}
{{quote|"WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?"|'''Ghost's''' reaction to the kid.}}
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=== Tropes related to The Aborted Fetus... ===
* [[Cute Shotaro Boy]]: At least in voice. This makes Ghost flip out like he never flipped out before when TAF says something REALLY lewd.
* [[Cute Shotaro Boy]]: At least in voice. This makes Ghost flip out like he never flipped out before when TAF says something REALLY lewd.
* [[Intercourse With You]]: He... doesn't cut corners when it comes to sexual innuendo, to put it one way.
* [[Intercourse with You]]: He... doesn't cut corners when it comes to sexual innuendo, to put it one way.
* [[Put On a Bus]]: He hasn't called for a while, apparently ever since Ghost rang Child Protective Services on him.
* [[Put on a Bus]]: He hasn't called for a while, apparently ever since Ghost rang Child Protective Services on him.
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]
* [[Troubling Unchildlike Behavior]]
* [[Troubling Unchildlike Behavior]]


=== Tzeki ===
=== Tzeki ===
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

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=== Tropes related to Tzeki... ===
* [[Evil Brit]]: Goofybone seems to think he's this and a [[Worthy Opponent]]
* [[Evil Brit]]: Goofybone seems to think he's this and a [[Worthy Opponent]]
* [[Put On a Bus]]: He hasn't called in a while, probably because he dosen't want to get doxxed.
* [[Put on a Bus]]: He hasn't called in a while, probably because he dosen't want to get doxxed.
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]
* [[The Smart Guy]]: He has a habit of sounding intellectual and often dismissing Goofybone's views. Ghost loves it when he does this.
* [[The Smart Guy]]: He has a habit of sounding intellectual and often dismissing Goofybone's views. Ghost loves it when he does this.
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=== Asho ===
=== Asho ===
[[File:asho_624.jpg|frame|*groan* What do ''you'' want, Ash-hole?]]
[[File:asho_624.jpg|frame|*groan* What do ''you'' want, Ash-hole?]]


{{quote|''"HE'S THE MEXICAN JUSTIN BIEBER!"|'''Ghost''', reacting to Asho}}
{{quote|''"HE'S THE MEXICAN JUSTIN BIEBER!"|'''Ghost''', reacting to Asho}}
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

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=== Tropes related to Asho... ===
* [[Crack Pairing]]: ([[In Universe]]) There was someone in the TCR chatroom for a couple shows named "Asho Banged Tub Guy"
* [[Crack Pairing]]: ([[In-Universe]]) There was someone in the TCR chatroom for a couple shows named "Asho Banged Tub Guy"
* [[Fan Nickname|Detractor Nickname]]: Ghost calls him Ash-hole.
* [[Fan Nickname|Detractor Nickname]]: Ghost calls him Ash-hole.
* [[Parental Neglect]]: Whenever he calls, Ghost is sure to mention that the reason he's able to have Internet access and listen to the broadcast is because "his mother, probably some old vieja, is out at an Applebee's or TGI Friday's, looking to get the horizontal mambo from an Alabama black snake."
* [[Parental Neglect]]: Whenever he calls, Ghost is sure to mention that the reason he's able to have Internet access and listen to the broadcast is because "his mother, probably some old vieja, is out at an Applebee's or TGI Friday's, looking to get the horizontal mambo from an Alabama black snake."
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* [[Token Minority]]: He's 'Mexican Justin Bieber' if you ask Ghost.
* [[Token Minority]]: He's 'Mexican Justin Bieber' if you ask Ghost.
* [[Troubling Unchildlike Behavior]]: He actually smoked weed while calling Ghost, and confirmed his mom was 'at Applebee's getting the high hard one'.
* [[Troubling Unchildlike Behavior]]: He actually smoked weed while calling Ghost, and confirmed his mom was 'at Applebee's getting the high hard one'.
** Yet another time he called Ghost while watching porn and drinking beer, and called again later in the same show [[A Date With Rosie Palms|while fapping.]]
** Yet another time he called Ghost while watching porn and drinking beer, and called again later in the same show [[A Date with Rosie Palms|while fapping.]]
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=== Equestrian Citizen ===
=== Equestrian Citizen ===
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

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=== Tropes related to Equestrian Citizen... ===
* [[Award Snub]]: He got the Best Black Guy award instead of Ghetto Capitalist.
* [[Award Snub]]: He got the Best Black Guy award instead of Ghetto Capitalist.
* [[Scary Black Man]]
* [[Scary Black Man]]
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=== Tri$ha/Noteparty ===
=== Tri$ha/Noteparty ===
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

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=== Tropes related to Tri$ha... ===
* [[Anything That Moves]]: Shows signs of this, though she only has eyes for DarkRazorZ
* [[Anything That Moves]]: Shows signs of this, though she only has eyes for DarkRazorZ
* [[Back From the Dead]]: According to her, after she was beaten to death by [[Suspicious Tumbleweed]], she revived her [[The Green Mile]] style.
* [[Back from the Dead]]: According to her, after she was beaten to death by [[Suspicious Tumbleweed]], she revived her [[The Green Mile]] style.
* [[Cool Teacher]]: Says she's a teacher.
* [[Cool Teacher]]: Says she's a teacher.
* [[Transsexual]]
* [[Transgender]]


=== SuspiciousTumbleweed ===
=== SuspiciousTumbleweed ===
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

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=== Tropes related to SuspiciousTumbleweed ===
* [[Every One Remembers the Stripper]]: Beating Tri$ha to death.
* [[Every One Remembers the Stripper]]: Beating Tri$ha to death.
* [[Wolverine Publicity]]: She's crossed over with multiple trolls, most hilariously Asho.
* [[Wolverine Publicity]]: She's crossed over with multiple trolls, most hilariously Asho.


=== Nikolai ===
=== Nikolai ===
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

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=== Tropes related to Nikolai... ===
* [[Fake Russian]]
* [[Fake Russian]]
* [[Glorious Mother Russia]]
* [[Glorious Mother Russia]]
* [[Mistaken Identity]]:
* [[Mistaken Identity]]:
{{quote| '''"Ghost":''' "Ah Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?!"<br />
{{quote|'''"Ghost":''' "Ah Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?!"
'''FBI operator:''' "Um, no sir, this is the FBI in Mobile, Alabama." }}
'''FBI operator:''' "Um, no sir, this is the FBI in Mobile, Alabama." }}
* [[Put On a Bus]]: Hasn't called in since January of this year.
* [[Put on a Bus]]: Hasn't called in since January of this year.
* [[Sure Why Not]]: He started to act Russian when Ghost kept misinterpreting his accent and getting pissed just because he was a "cockeyed vodka-drinking Russian"
* [[Sure Why Not]]: He started to act Russian when Ghost kept misinterpreting his accent and getting pissed just because he was a "cockeyed vodka-drinking Russian"


=== Suck My Dick Guy ===
=== Suck My Dick Guy ===
A popular troll with a one-track mind.
A popular troll with a one-track mind.
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=== Tropes related to Suck My Dick Guy ===
* [[Catch Phrase]]: SUCK MAH DICK!
* [[Catch Phrase]]: SUCK MAH DICK!
* [[I Want Song]]: Sometimes he will call in singing or rapping towards Ghost, only to suddenly interrupt the song with "SUCK MAH DICK!"
* [["I Want" Song]]: Sometimes he will call in singing or rapping towards Ghost, only to suddenly interrupt the song with "SUCK MAH DICK!"
* [[No Indoor Voice]]: At least when saying his [[Catch Phrase]]
* [[No Indoor Voice]]: At least when saying his [[Catch Phrase]]
* [[Interrupting Meme]]: On one episode, he started off agreeing with Ghost on the topic, until suddenly asking "...why haven't you SUCKED MAH DICK!! SUCK MAH DICK!!! SUCK MAH DICK!!!"
* [[Interrupting Meme]]: On one episode, he started off agreeing with Ghost on the topic, until suddenly asking "...why haven't you SUCKED MAH DICK!! SUCK MAH DICK!!! SUCK MAH DICK!!!"
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=== Vibrator/512 (sometimes 571 or 703) (Sounds played by KneeSlappington) ===
=== Vibrator/512 (sometimes 571 or 703) (Sounds played by KneeSlappington) ===

Occasionally called up, playing playing a clip of a repeating "Oooooooooooo~" (Which was taken from a redub of a G.I. Joe PSA.)
Occasionally called up, playing playing a clip of a repeating "Oooooooooooo~" (Which was taken from a redub of a G.I. Joe PSA.)
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* [[My God, What Have I Done?]]: KneeSlappington showed this reaction in the Youtube comments in the episode where he makes the Engineer cry.
=== Tropes related to Vibrator/512 ===
* [[My God What Have I Done]]: KneeSlappington showed this reaction in the Youtube comments in the episode where he makes the Engineer cry.


=== The Internet Buttstalker/111 ===
=== The Internet Buttstalker/111 ===
A former frequent caller who spoke in a very effeminate voice while making highly suggestive (or outright pornographic) requests.
A former frequent caller who spoke in a very effeminate voice while making highly suggestive (or outright pornographic) requests.
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=== Tropes related to The Internet Buttstalker... ===
* [[Abhorrent Admirer]]: While Ghost hates his guts, TIB would like nothing more then to get into his pants.
* [[Abhorrent Admirer]]: While Ghost hates his guts, TIB would like nothing more then to get into his pants.
* [[Affectionate Nickname]]: Calls Ghost "baby buns"
* [[Affectionate Nickname]]: Calls Ghost "baby buns"
* [[All Love Is Unrequited]]: More like all ''lust''.
* [[All Love Is Unrequited]]: More like all ''lust''.
* [[Camp Gay]]
* [[Camp Gay]]
* [[Put On a Bus]]: After October 3's episode, he only appeared twice afterward: January 9's episode and February 13's episode. He was put back on the bus afterward.
* [[Put on a Bus]]: After October 3's episode, he only appeared twice afterward: January 9's episode and February 13's episode. He was put back on the bus afterward.


=== The 'Ban All Bronies' Cult (AKA Btown) ===
=== The 'Ban All Bronies' Cult (AKA Btown) ===
[[Madness Mantra|Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies.]]
[[Madness Mantra|Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies.]]
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=== Tropes related to the Cult... ===
* [[Enemy Mine]]: Ghost actually sided with the bronies over the Cult.
* [[Enemy Mine]]: Ghost actually sided with the bronies over the Cult.
* [[Hive Mind]]: Apparently.
* [[Hive Mind]]: Apparently.
* [[Madness Mantra]]: Naturally.
* [[Madness Mantra]]: Naturally.
* [[One Scene Wonder]]: The cult attacked Ghost very quickly and very impressively, then disappeared and have not been seen since.
* [[One-Scene Wonder]]: The cult attacked Ghost very quickly and very impressively, then disappeared and have not been seen since.


=== Celticbrony ===
=== Celticbrony ===
{{quote|"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH CELTICBRONY DONCHOO TALK ABOUT MAH FATHER LIKE THAT AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"|'''Ghost,''' reacting to [[Celtic Brony]]'s "Ghost's Father is Dead" splice.}}
{{quote|"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH CELTICBRONY DONCHOO TALK ABOUT MAH FATHER LIKE THAT AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"|'''Ghost,''' reacting to [[Celtic Brony]]'s "Ghost's Father is Dead" splice.}}

Celtic Brony is a recurring troll who has made many notable splices. Though he was previously quite popular with the TCR community, his [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder]] and penchant for rather misguided moral crusades has recently made him into a rather divisive figure.
Celtic Brony is a recurring troll who has made many notable splices. Though he was previously quite popular with the TCR community, his [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder]] and penchant for rather misguided moral crusades has recently made him into a rather divisive figure.
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* [[Anti-Villain]]: Arguably. He was pretty justified in a lot of the things he did to Ghost, but he didn't stand a chance once he actually made Ghost leave and [[Bullying a Dragon|angered the collective Capitalist Army and Ghetto Capitalist Army by taking away their lulz.]]
=== Tropes related to Celticbrony... ===
* [[Bullying a Dragon]]: He picked a fight with Ghost and [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown|lost.]]
* [[Anti Villain]]: Arguably. He was pretty justified in a lot of the things he did to Ghost, but he didn't stand a chance once he actually made Ghost leave and [[Bullying a Dragon|angered the collective Capitalist Army and Ghetto Capitalist Army by taking away their lulz.]]
* [[Bullying a Dragon]]: He picked a fight with Ghost and [[No Holds Barred Beatdown|lost.]]
* [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder]]: To the point where no one's really sure if he's even a brony anymore or not, or if he ever was.
* [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder]]: To the point where no one's really sure if he's even a brony anymore or not, or if he ever was.
** The story is [[Gambit Pileup|pretty hard to untangle]], but it seems that [[Celtic Brony]] was originally just a run of the mill brony until he had his dox (private details) stolen and published by the "Niggest Crook Force", an anti-brony group that somehow manages to put themselves forward as the rightful owners of pony-related [[YouTube]] videos and have them taken down via copyright infringement claims and then steals the private information when the brony sends a counter claim (which must include their private details.) [[Celtic Brony]] explained all this later although claimed [[Chessmaster|this was all a ruse]] on his part, presumably in the hope the people would believe the dox were fake and wouldn't send pizzas to his home. After the dox were first put up the NCF agreed to take the dox down in exchange for joining them and becoming an anti-brony himself although after receiving "brony of the year" from Ghost he apolgized to all bronies, switched back to being a brony and the NCF publicized his dox once again and so did Ghost even going so far as claiming he would [[Moral Event Horizon|harass CelticBrony's family on his show]]. [[Sarcasm Mode|Got all that]]?
** The story is [[Gambit Pileup|pretty hard to untangle]], but it seems that [[Celtic Brony]] was originally just a run of the mill brony until he had his dox (private details) stolen and published by the "Niggest Crook Force", an anti-brony group that somehow manages to put themselves forward as the rightful owners of pony-related [[YouTube]] videos and have them taken down via copyright infringement claims and then steals the private information when the brony sends a counter claim (which must include their private details.) [[Celtic Brony]] explained all this later although claimed [[Chessmaster|this was all a ruse]] on his part, presumably in the hope the people would believe the dox were fake and wouldn't send pizzas to his home. After the dox were first put up the NCF agreed to take the dox down in exchange for joining them and becoming an anti-brony himself although after receiving "brony of the year" from Ghost he apolgized to all bronies, switched back to being a brony and the NCF publicized his dox once again and so did Ghost even going so far as claiming he would [[Moral Event Horizon|harass CelticBrony's family on his show]]. [[Sarcasm Mode|Got all that]]?
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=== Basement Dweller/Fruity McFaggot Sounding Fruit/"Shut Up Mom" Guy ===
=== Basement Dweller/Fruity McFaggot Sounding Fruit/"Shut Up Mom" Guy ===
{{quote|"SHUT UP, MOM!"|Basement Dweller}}
{{quote|"SHUT UP, MOM!"|Basement Dweller}}
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

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=== Tropes related to the Basement Dweller ===
* [[Catch Phrase]]: "Shut up, Mom!"
* [[Catch Phrase]]: "Shut up, Mom!"
* [[Ungrateful Bastard]]: What Ghost yells at him for.
* [[Ungrateful Bastard]]: What Ghost yells at him for.
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=== Edna ===
=== Edna ===
{{quote|"*A-hack-hack-cough* HEY GHOST IT'S EDNA"|Edna}}
{{quote|"*A-hack-hack-cough* HEY GHOST IT'S EDNA"|Edna}}
'''A description of the character goes here.'''

{{tropelist|Tropes exhibited by this character include:}}
=== Tropes related to Edna ===
* [[Squick]]: ([[In Universe]]) Edna tells Ghost to suck smoke out of the hole in his neck. Ghost throws up.
* [[Squick]]: ([[In-Universe]]) Edna tells Ghost to suck smoke out of the hole in his neck. Ghost throws up.


== Twitter & Youtube Trolls ==
== Twitter & Youtube Trolls ==

=== Senator John C. Pooptickler ===
=== Senator John C. Pooptickler ===
[[File:thegoodsenator_8672.jpg|frame|He will track you down.]]
[[File:thegoodsenator_8672.jpg|frame|He will track you down.]]


A devoted member of the senate and longtime supporter of True Capitalist Radio, Senator Pooptickler barely survived an assassination attempt at the hands of the Niggest Crook Force. He's best described as [[X Meets Y|Tub Guy meets John McCain.]]
A devoted member of the senate and longtime supporter of True Capitalist Radio, Senator Pooptickler barely survived an assassination attempt at the hands of the Niggest Crook Force. He's best described as [[X Meets Y|Tub Guy meets John McCain.]]
{{tropelist|Tropes exhibited by this character include:}}

=== Tropes related to the Senator... ===
* [[Authority Equals Asskicking]]
* [[Authority Equals Asskicking]]
* [[Canon Immigrant]]: He originally came from Debi Daly's show
* [[Canon Immigrant]]: He originally came from Debi Daly's show
* [[Crouching Moron Hidden Badass]]: Yes, his name's Senator Pooptickler. Don't fuck with him.
* [[Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass]]: Yes, his name's Senator Pooptickler. Don't fuck with him.
* [[Humiliation Conga]]: Inflicted by him upon Celtic Brony.
* [[Humiliation Conga]]: Inflicted by him upon Celtic Brony.
* [[Knight of Cerebus]]
* [[Knight of Cerebus]]
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]
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=== Prankster Pinkie Pie ===
=== Prankster Pinkie Pie ===

Celtic Brony's right-hand man. Serves basically the same role for him as the Senator does for Ghost.
Celtic Brony's right-hand man. Serves basically the same role for him as the Senator does for Ghost.
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* [[Dropped a Bridge on Him]]: He was basically collateral damage during the Celtic Brony/Ghost feud.
=== Tropes related to Prankster Pinkie Pie ===
* [[Dropped a Bridge On Him]]: He was basically collateral damage during the Celtic Brony/Ghost feud.
* [[The Imp]]
* [[The Imp]]


=== Navy Huskie ===
=== Navy Huskie ===

One of the earliest TCR trolls and creator of many now-classic splices. One of the few trolls pretty widely liked by everybody, even Ghost.
One of the earliest TCR trolls and creator of many now-classic splices. One of the few trolls pretty widely liked by everybody, even Ghost.
{{tropelist|Tropes exhibited by this character include:}}

=== Tropes related to Navy Huskie ===
* [[Closer to Earth]]: He's the most normal person on True Capitalist Radio. This may seem odd until you consider the fact that this is a show featuring a perverted eight-year-old, a flamboyant man who spends his life in his bathtub, a foul-mouthed wannabe rapper, and whatever the hell Tri$ha is.
* [[Closer to Earth]]: He's the most normal person on True Capitalist Radio. This may seem odd until you consider the fact that this is a show featuring a perverted eight-year-old, a flamboyant man who spends his life in his bathtub, a foul-mouthed wannabe rapper, and whatever the hell Tri$ha is.
* [[Friendly Enemy]]
* [[Friendly Enemy]]
* [[Nice Guy]]
* [[Nice Guy]]


=== DarkRazorZ ===
=== DarkRazorZ ===

The most prominent of the video uploaders on [[YouTube]]. His original upload of the June 17th 2011 show exposed many people to trolling Ghost. He also started the Facebook fan page "Melting Pot of Friendship"
The most prominent of the video uploaders on [[YouTube]]. His original upload of the June 17th 2011 show exposed many people to trolling Ghost. He also started the Facebook fan page "Melting Pot of Friendship"
{{tropelist|Tropes exhibited by this character include:}}

=== Tropes related to [[Dark Razor Z]] ===
* [[Promoted Fanboy]]: Originally just a fan of the show, now he's the reason Ghost is as popular as he is now. Ghost personally thanked him for this on his twitter before ending his show.
* [[Promoted Fanboy]]: Originally just a fan of the show, now he's the reason Ghost is as popular as he is now. Ghost personally thanked him for this on his twitter before ending his show.


=== Coodoo17/Kadoo ===
=== Coodoo17/Kadoo ===
{{quote|'''Ghost:''' Who the hell is Coodoo?!<br />
{{quote|'''Ghost:''' Who the hell is Coodoo?!
'''Coodoo:''' I'm your worst nightmare.<br />
'''Coodoo:''' I'm your worst nightmare.
'''Ghost:''' ''[[Stupid Statement Dance Mix|Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo?]] [[Most Annoying Sound|Ha-ha-haaaaa!]] [[Quote Mine|I am a brony!]]''|'''Coodoo''''s "Who the Hell is Coodoo?" Splice}}
'''Ghost:''' ''[[Stupid Statement Dance Mix|Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo?]] [[Most Annoying Sound|Ha-ha-haaaaa!]] [[Quote Mine|I am a brony!]]''|'''Coodoo''''s "Who the Hell is Coodoo?" Splice}}

Coodoo17 is an up-and-coming splicer. Along with Shut Up Mom and FatMarshall, he's one of the more successful new trolls.
Coodoo17 is an up-and-coming splicer. Along with Shut Up Mom and FatMarshall, he's one of the more successful new trolls.
{{tropelist|Tropes exhibited by this character include:}}

=== Tropes related to Coodoo17 ===
* [[Breakout Character]]
* [[Breakout Character]]
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]
* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]
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== Other ==
== Other ==
=== Ghost's Alter Egos ===
=== Ghost's Alter Egos ===

{{quote|''"Mmmmbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh."''|'''"Goats,"''' one of Ghost's fan-given alter egos}}
{{quote|''"Mmmmbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh."''|'''"Goats,"''' one of Ghost's fan-given alter egos}}

Nothing enrages Ghost more than hearing splices of himself saying things he never would. Naturally, his fans set about splicing together clips of his voice to create various characters with which to troll him.
Nothing enrages Ghost more than hearing splices of himself saying things he never would. Naturally, his fans set about splicing together clips of his voice to create various characters with which to troll him.
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=== Tropes related to Ghost's alter egos... ===
* [[Handsome Lech]]: "Hiiiii. They call me John Conquest. I got a 15 in a half inch John Holmes sausage sitting here, getting a little lonely, so why don't ya come over here and sit on it, huh?"
* [[Handsome Lech]]: "Hiiiii. They call me John Conquest. I got a 15 in a half inch John Holmes sausage sitting here, getting a little lonely, so why don't ya come over here and sit on it, huh?"
* [[Quote Mine]]: Someone called the FBI using clips of Ghost's various alter egos and spliced personas.
* [[Quote Mine]]: Someone called the FBI using clips of Ghost's various alter egos and spliced personas.
{{quote| '''FBI:''' Hello, who is this?<br />
{{quote|'''FBI:''' Hello, who is this?
'''"Ghost:"''' John Conquest! }}
'''"Ghost:"''' John Conquest! }}
* [[The Unintelligible]]: Ghostler, Goats.
* [[The Unintelligible]]: Ghostler, Goats.
* [[Those Wacky Nazis]]: Ghostler.
* [[Those Wacky Nazis]]: Ghostler.
{{quote| A SCHLIEGEN SCHLIEGEN SCHLOGGEN VOLKSWAGON}}
{{quote|A SCHLIEGEN SCHLIEGEN SCHLOGGEN VOLKSWAGON}}


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Latest revision as of 15:38, 24 December 2022


Herein lies a list of tropes for True Capitalist and its most dominant personalities, from Ghost himself to the trolls who make him rage.

Ghost and Friends

Ghost

It's John Conquest, King of Communism!

"I am your host, the man they call Ghost!"

The 'hero' of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, Ghost is a short tempered Texan pundit who has little patience for socialism, communism, fruitbowls, bronies, trolls and, well, a lot of things.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • The Alcoholic: He denies it, but he has a LOT of cans around, calls for a drink after some rages, and frequently voices a desire to end the show and retire to a bar on Sixth Street.
  • Angrish: Early on, he would rage SO hard he couldn't even form coherent English, nor say anything else.
  • Berserk Button: So, so many... just look at the main page!
  • Catch Phrase: He has a lot of things he says, so much that it's better to look at the main page.
  • The Chew Toy
  • Deep South: Even though he doesn't sound the most Texan ever.
  • Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": It's not yet known what his real name is. Apparently, it's Richard.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper
  • Hot-Blooded
  • I Need a Freaking Drink
  • Ineffectual Death Threats: He's made MANY threats on the trolls, usually about 'punitive damages'. He hasn't taken action.
  • Jerkass: He isn't a very nice person, at all. It's somewhat justified that the trolls troll him. However, he shows rare signs of goodness towards certain people.
  • One of the Kids: In spite of Ghost trying his best to sound like a responsible adult capitalist, he often comes across as just as immature as the teenagers who call into his show. Hell, sometimes he comes off as more immature than them due to his nonstop temper tantrums, childish name calling, and generalizations of whomever he doesn't like.
  • Rated "M" for Manly: Or so he believes....
  • The Social Darwinist
  • Unstoppable Rage: He can REALLY flip out like never before, and most of the time, when he gets going, he can't stop.
  • Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist: The only reason many listen to his show is to laugh at his antics and rage.
  • Verbal Tic: Notably more than his other catchphrases, he utters "fer Christ's sake" every other sentence.
    • Also the same with "man".

The Engineer

Artist rendering of The Engineer

"Aaaahraaaahyaaaah yaaaaaah!"

Ghost's loyal engineer, he's not exactly good at his job, not screening obvious troll calls and otherwise just screaming out mumbling garbage. However, he is very popular with the trolls.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Angrish: His first language.
  • Breakout Character: His recent takeovers of True Capitalist Radio, along with his humorous personality, have made Engineer a star among the trolls, many who tell Ghost Engineer needs to have his own show.
  • Dumb Muscle: Most impressions on him, given how many obvious trolls Ghost had to deal with thanks to him.
  • Hidden Depths: Of an unpleasant variety. When Ghost told him to play a song to honor Herman Cain, whom Ghost had decided to support... Engineer broke out the theme from Boss Nigger for the first time.
  • Hostile Show Takeover: He's successfully taken over the show several times recently, playing songs that Ghost hates, such as Nyan Cat and First of Da Month.
  • Hypercompetent Sidekick: He's a much better host than Ghost is, at least. Fanon tends to slightly exaggerate this.
  • Sir Swearsalot: The only intelligble English he seems able to speak is "Fuck you!"
  • Springtime for Hitler
  • The Unintelligible
  • You No Take Candle: Engineer can actually put a few words of coherent English in between his garble.

Mmmyeawasaawwrrr gaawwrrrr fuck you!

Goofy_Bone

Fuck fuck fuck.
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
—Goofy Bone, most of the time

One of Ghost's only loyal supporters, until he got sick of him, Goofy_Bone also has his fair share of trolls hounding him, since his rather idiotic outbursts and laughable gangsta rap videos are easy material.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Butt Monkey
  • Cluster F-Bomb: Curses all the time
  • Defector From Decadence: Ghost was an asshole to him too, so Goofy_Bone turned tail on him.
  • Jerkass: Moreso he's just an obnoxious prick, not a violent-tempered jerk like Ghost.
  • Put on a Bus: He hasn't called the show very often since people started trolling HIS radio show, and his flame war with Tzeki.
  • Small Name, Big Ego: He believes he's a great rapper, for one.
  • Smug Snake
  • Token Minority: He's Mexican, and as such is one of the two callers (the other being Asho) referred to as 'Bean and Cheese' by Ghost.

Gasgara

#notatree

A tree with a great fondness for Ghost. May or may not be trolling him.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Ghost's Granny

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

KaraszKun

A young fan of the show that Ghost has shown great affection for. Much to the dismay of the fans and trolls.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:


Radio Trolls

The Ghetto Capitalist/213

"Ghost baby what's going on?"

"I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY!"
—Ghost on the Ghetto Capitalist

The closest thing to an arch-nemesis for Ghost, Ghetto Capitalist is a capitalist who lives off his welfare checks, making money 'the ghetto way'. This, coupled with Ghost's extreme views on the welfare system, means whenever Ghetto Capitalist calls the show to tell Ghost about his latest capitalist achievement... Hilarity Ensues, baby.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Abusive Parents: Ghost accuses him of leaving the baby with, "-four or five month's worth of diaper rash," for one.
  • Breakout Character: He's easily the most well known troll out of the roster, thanks to his hilarious personality and his ability to make Ghost REALLY rage with ease.
  • Evil Counterpart: Ghost is a racist Texan capitalist. 213 is a free-spirited ghetto capitalist. Who's the evil counterpart depends on who you side with.
  • Fun Personified
  • Get Rich Quick Scheme: Often partakes in these as part of the ghetto capitalist life, baby.
  • Happy Ending: "One less enemy of the Ghetto Capitalist Revolution, baby! Woo!"
  • Leitmotif: the crying baby in the background in most of his calls.
  • The Rival: At least, the closest thing to one for Ghost.
  • Sitcom Arch Nemesis, Baby!
  • Verbal Tic: "- baby!"

Spermy the Cat
"GET SPERMY THE CAT OUT OF HERE!"
—Ghost on Spermy the Cat

A caller from the early days of TCR, he'd employ soundboards of Ghost on the show.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Tub Guy
"DID I HEAR A HORSE?! DID YOU BRING A HORSE TO THE TUB?!"
—Ghost, reacting to Tubguy

A frequent caller, lauded by Ghost for allegedly listening to his show in a tub, and persistently begging for Ghost to get in with him. Oh my.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

"DID I HEAR A HORSE?!"

  • Camp Gay
  • Catch Phrase: "Oh my."
    • "It will be totally legit"
  • Earthshattering Kaboom: According to his most recent call, he's hiding from this in his bunker with Alex Jones.
  • No Ending: Will he ever get out of the tub? We'll never know.
  • Tethercat Principle: See above.
  • Sitcom Arch Nemesis
  • Sophisticated As Hell: He uses an upper class accent and often speaks formally ( "A distinct possibility, my good sir."), but he also uses vulgar terms such as Hell and penis.
  • Sure Why Not: The troll behind Tub Guy revealed that he supposed to be George Takei (hence the "Oh my") but Ghost thought he was calling from the tub, so he went with that.

The Aborted Fetus

"Oh Ghost I love your big cock in my asshole!"

"WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?"
—Ghost's reaction to the kid.
Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Tzeki

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Asho

*groan* What do you want, Ash-hole?
"HE'S THE MEXICAN JUSTIN BIEBER!"
—Ghost, reacting to Asho

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Equestrian Citizen

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Tri$ha/Noteparty

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

SuspiciousTumbleweed

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Nikolai

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

"Ghost": "Ah Jesus Christ, is this Nikolai?!"
FBI operator: "Um, no sir, this is the FBI in Mobile, Alabama."

  • Put on a Bus: Hasn't called in since January of this year.
  • Sure Why Not: He started to act Russian when Ghost kept misinterpreting his accent and getting pissed just because he was a "cockeyed vodka-drinking Russian"

Suck My Dick Guy

A popular troll with a one-track mind.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Vibrator/512 (sometimes 571 or 703) (Sounds played by KneeSlappington)

Occasionally called up, playing playing a clip of a repeating "Oooooooooooo~" (Which was taken from a redub of a G.I. Joe PSA.)

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • My God, What Have I Done?: KneeSlappington showed this reaction in the Youtube comments in the episode where he makes the Engineer cry.

The Internet Buttstalker/111

A former frequent caller who spoke in a very effeminate voice while making highly suggestive (or outright pornographic) requests.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

The 'Ban All Bronies' Cult (AKA Btown)

Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Celticbrony
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH CELTICBRONY DONCHOO TALK ABOUT MAH FATHER LIKE THAT AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
—Ghost, reacting to Celtic Brony's "Ghost's Father is Dead" splice.

Celtic Brony is a recurring troll who has made many notable splices. Though he was previously quite popular with the TCR community, his Chronic Backstabbing Disorder and penchant for rather misguided moral crusades has recently made him into a rather divisive figure.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Anti-Villain: Arguably. He was pretty justified in a lot of the things he did to Ghost, but he didn't stand a chance once he actually made Ghost leave and angered the collective Capitalist Army and Ghetto Capitalist Army by taking away their lulz.
  • Bullying a Dragon: He picked a fight with Ghost and lost.
  • Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: To the point where no one's really sure if he's even a brony anymore or not, or if he ever was.
    • The story is pretty hard to untangle, but it seems that Celtic Brony was originally just a run of the mill brony until he had his dox (private details) stolen and published by the "Niggest Crook Force", an anti-brony group that somehow manages to put themselves forward as the rightful owners of pony-related YouTube videos and have them taken down via copyright infringement claims and then steals the private information when the brony sends a counter claim (which must include their private details.) Celtic Brony explained all this later although claimed this was all a ruse on his part, presumably in the hope the people would believe the dox were fake and wouldn't send pizzas to his home. After the dox were first put up the NCF agreed to take the dox down in exchange for joining them and becoming an anti-brony himself although after receiving "brony of the year" from Ghost he apolgized to all bronies, switched back to being a brony and the NCF publicized his dox once again and so did Ghost even going so far as claiming he would harass CelticBrony's family on his show. Got all that?
    • And seeing how every brony has turned on him to make sure Ghost didn't leave (which nobody believed he would anyway) some might say Celtic Brony is a victim of this himself.
  • Face Heel Turn: Multiple times, as detailed above.
    • The people who damned Celtic Brony after the doxing incident seemed to have moved slowly back to supporting him after Ghost had them under his spell for a short period of time.
  • Heteronormative Crusader
  • Jerkass Woobie
  • Kick the Dog: He tried to dox the ever-likable Ghetto Capitalist.
  • Love It or Hate It: Take a look at the number of the YMMV tropes that relate to him.
  • Manipulative Bastard: Or so he claims....
  • Moral Event Horizon: Though rather tame in comparison to other event horizons listed on the trope's main page, he arguably went too far in trying to dox Ghost.
  • Pass the Popcorn: The fandom's reaction to his reveal.
  • Toilet Humor: Celtic was the creator of the "GroupPoop" meme. One splice claimed that Celtic was Ghost's "group poop buddy"
  • Wild Card

Basement Dweller/Fruity McFaggot Sounding Fruit/"Shut Up Mom" Guy
"SHUT UP, MOM!"
—Basement Dweller

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Edna
"*A-hack-hack-cough* HEY GHOST IT'S EDNA"
—Edna

A description of the character goes here.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Squick: (In-Universe) Edna tells Ghost to suck smoke out of the hole in his neck. Ghost throws up.

Twitter & Youtube Trolls

Senator John C. Pooptickler

He will track you down.

A devoted member of the senate and longtime supporter of True Capitalist Radio, Senator Pooptickler barely survived an assassination attempt at the hands of the Niggest Crook Force. He's best described as Tub Guy meets John McCain.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Prankster Pinkie Pie

Celtic Brony's right-hand man. Serves basically the same role for him as the Senator does for Ghost.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Navy Huskie

One of the earliest TCR trolls and creator of many now-classic splices. One of the few trolls pretty widely liked by everybody, even Ghost.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Closer to Earth: He's the most normal person on True Capitalist Radio. This may seem odd until you consider the fact that this is a show featuring a perverted eight-year-old, a flamboyant man who spends his life in his bathtub, a foul-mouthed wannabe rapper, and whatever the hell Tri$ha is.
  • Friendly Enemy
  • Nice Guy

DarkRazorZ

The most prominent of the video uploaders on YouTube. His original upload of the June 17th 2011 show exposed many people to trolling Ghost. He also started the Facebook fan page "Melting Pot of Friendship"

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Promoted Fanboy: Originally just a fan of the show, now he's the reason Ghost is as popular as he is now. Ghost personally thanked him for this on his twitter before ending his show.

Coodoo17/Kadoo

Ghost: Who the hell is Coodoo?!
Coodoo: I'm your worst nightmare.

Ghost: Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Ha-ha-haaaaa! I am a brony!
—Coodoo's "Who the Hell is Coodoo?" Splice

Coodoo17 is an up-and-coming splicer. Along with Shut Up Mom and FatMarshall, he's one of the more successful new trolls.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:

Other

Ghost's Alter Egos
"Mmmmbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh."
—"Goats," one of Ghost's fan-given alter egos

Nothing enrages Ghost more than hearing splices of himself saying things he never would. Naturally, his fans set about splicing together clips of his voice to create various characters with which to troll him.

Tropes exhibited by this character include:
  • Handsome Lech: "Hiiiii. They call me John Conquest. I got a 15 in a half inch John Holmes sausage sitting here, getting a little lonely, so why don't ya come over here and sit on it, huh?"
  • Quote Mine: Someone called the FBI using clips of Ghost's various alter egos and spliced personas.

FBI: Hello, who is this?
"Ghost:" John Conquest!

A SCHLIEGEN SCHLIEGEN SCHLOGGEN VOLKSWAGON

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