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* [[Milestone Celebration]]: In the early days, Dunkey had a tendency to make a special video every 10k or 100k subscribers. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDPsKJ0E7NY his 800k subs video of Rust].
* [[Milestone Celebration]]: In the early days, Dunkey had a tendency to make a special video every 10k or 100k subscribers. For example, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDPsKJ0E7NY his 800k subs video of Rust].
* [[No Indoor Voice]]
* [[No Indoor Voice]]
* [[Never Trust a Trailer]]: In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48nFaBC6mDg Die], fight scenes from trailers for big budget games ([[Diablo 3]], [[World of Warcraft|WoW]], [[Starcraft II]]) are shown. Cut to Dunkey playing the games in question, with very underwhelming combat, [[Exactly What it Says on the Tin|and him repeating "Die"]] or on-the-spot banter.
* [[Never Trust a Trailer]]: In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48nFaBC6mDg Die], fight scenes from trailers for big budget games ([[Diablo 3]], [[World of Warcraft|WoW]], [[StarCraft II]]) are shown. Cut to Dunkey playing the games in question, with very underwhelming combat, [[Exactly What it Says on the Tin|and him repeating "Die"]] or on-the-spot banter.
* [[Overly Long Gag]]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrcpS_msu-c Nico My Caasin is Here] is a minute of Dunkey (for the most part) repeating the title as [[Grand Theft Auto IV|Roman, Nico and "Mammary"]] to each other.
* [[Overly Long Gag]]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrcpS_msu-c Nico My Caasin is Here] is a minute of Dunkey (for the most part) repeating the title as [[Grand Theft Auto IV|Roman, Nico and "Mammary"]] to each other.
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6fUlwNONYc Dunk's Top Ten Sports Games]:
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6fUlwNONYc Dunk's Top Ten Sports Games]:
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** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjUhK8rYJYM Halo : Recap Evolved]: "Hey I'm Dunk, I'm Not-So-Dunk, [[Game Grumps|and we're the Game Dunks!]]"
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjUhK8rYJYM Halo : Recap Evolved]: "Hey I'm Dunk, I'm Not-So-Dunk, [[Game Grumps|and we're the Game Dunks!]]"
*** Also referenced in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyOA4BxRMH0 the sequel].
*** Also referenced in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyOA4BxRMH0 the sequel].
*** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPE6nAoZE0 Halo 4 : Recap Rebooted], after a crash landing, Master Chief recites Buzz Lightyear's first lines from [[Toy Story]].
*** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPE6nAoZE0 Halo 4 : Recap Rebooted], after a crash landing, Master Chief recites Buzz Lightyear's first lines from [[Toy Story (franchise)|Toy Story]].
*** Arbiter [[Running Gag|repeating]] ''"I'm [[Mega Man]]!"''
*** Arbiter [[Running Gag|repeating]] ''"I'm [[Mega Man]]!"''
** The thumbnail for [[Batman Beyond]] : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZR0SNAthIU Return of] [[Spider-Man|Green Goblin]], in reality a playthrough of Beyond Two Souls, has "[[Juno|JUNO]] 2" next to Jodie (played by [[Ellen Page]]).
** The thumbnail for [[Batman Beyond]] : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZR0SNAthIU Return of] [[Spider-Man|Green Goblin]], in reality a playthrough of Beyond Two Souls, has "[[Juno|JUNO]] 2" next to Jodie (played by [[Ellen Page]]).
** In the description for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYG8almTvJo Kanye] [[Punny Name|Quest]]:
** In the description for [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYG8almTvJo Kanye] [[Punny Name|Quest]]:
{{quote|"[[The Dark Knight Saga|You can either die to be a live hero, or die long enough to see you become to see your own villians]], [[Spider-Man (film)|or we can just fight to the death]]" - [[Jay-Z|Jay G]]}}
{{quote|"[[The Dark Knight Saga|You can either die to be a live hero, or die long enough to see you become to see your own villians]], [[Spider-Man (film)|or we can just fight to the death]]" - [[Jay Z|Jay G]]}}
** The ending of [[Mario Kart|Mario Kart Wii]]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k9cZHvJAZM Hitler's Reign] is the final shots of "Crawl Space" from [[Breaking Bad]].
** The ending of [[Mario Kart|Mario Kart Wii]]: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k9cZHvJAZM Hitler's Reign] is the final shots of "Crawl Space" from [[Breaking Bad]].
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeHjN4oWVfk Microsoft Sucks], [[Conspiracy Theory|the proof]] that Dreamworks (and Microsoft) [[Take That|are made of ants?]] Dreamwork's first movie... ''was [[Antz]].''
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeHjN4oWVfk Microsoft Sucks], [[Conspiracy Theory|the proof]] that Dreamworks (and Microsoft) [[Take That|are made of ants?]] Dreamwork's first movie... ''was [[Antz]].''
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*** "''(To a pizza box computer)'' [[Xbox 360|Xbox On]]. Pull up Dominos' website."
*** "''(To a pizza box computer)'' [[Xbox 360|Xbox On]]. Pull up Dominos' website."
*** ''(While "fixing" a lady's vase shop to get rid of flies)'' "You ever played [[Mario Paint]]? That was me. ''That was me.''"
*** ''(While "fixing" a lady's vase shop to get rid of flies)'' "You ever played [[Mario Paint]]? That was me. ''That was me.''"
*** ''(While clicking a talking sheep)'' "Ooh! I know this. [[Warcraft|This is]] [[Starcraft]]." ''(sheep explodes)'' Oh God, no!-"
*** ''(While clicking a talking sheep)'' "Ooh! I know this. [[Warcraft|This is]] [[StarCraft]]." ''(sheep explodes)'' Oh God, no!-"
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_NIW1Upu98 Sleepy Dogs]:
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_NIW1Upu98 Sleepy Dogs]:
*** Dunkey referring to the game as [[Shenmue]] 3.
*** Dunkey referring to the game as [[Shenmue]] 3.
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*** [[The Dark Knight Saga|"WHERE'S THE TRIGGER!!?"]]
*** [[The Dark Knight Saga|"WHERE'S THE TRIGGER!!?"]]
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaS-83AC_4c Postal 2 : Coleman's Reign]:
** In [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaS-83AC_4c Postal 2 : Coleman's Reign]:
*** Dunkey paraphrasing one [[Steam]] user's gift message as "Dunkey, you're [[Beam Me Up, Scotty|my biggest]] [[Toy Story|deputy]]."
*** Dunkey paraphrasing one [[Steam]] user's gift message as "Dunkey, you're [[Beam Me Up, Scotty|my biggest]] [[Toy Story (franchise)||deputy]]."
** In [[Batman Beyond]] : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZR0SNAthIU Return of] [[Spider-Man|Green Goblin]] (a playthrough of Beyond: Two Souls), after an emotional scene with the protagonist as a child and her mother leaving her, a scientist ([[Ink Suit Actor|played by]] Willem Dafoe) comes up to the little girl. [[Mood Whiplash|And then:]]
** In [[Batman Beyond]] : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZR0SNAthIU Return of] [[Spider-Man|Green Goblin]] (a playthrough of Beyond: Two Souls), after an emotional scene with the protagonist as a child and her mother leaving her, a scientist ([[Ink Suit Actor|played by]] Willem Dafoe) comes up to the little girl. [[Mood Whiplash|And then:]]
*** '''Dunkey''': (As the scientist) [[Spider-Man (film)|'''Me and you can rule this city, Spider-Man! Or we can just fight to the ''death!''''']]
*** '''Dunkey''': (As the scientist) [[Spider-Man (film)|'''Me and you can rule this city, Spider-Man! Or we can just fight to the ''death!''''']]

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videogamedunkey is a gaming comedy channel on YouTube where an American guy with a foul mouth and a bad temper plays popular, nostalgic and obscure video games. His content includes heavily edited playthroughs filled with with MSTs, satirical reviews and rants.

Dunkey (real name: Jason Gastrow) was first known as a League of Legends player. He officially stopped playing the game in September 12, 2015. [1]

"Not even close, babyyyyyy!"

Caption 1: Clip of Janna missing a tornado
Caption 2: Clip of Nid getting a shield
Caption 3: Clip of Riven about to die
Caption 4: Clip of the wrong game entirely [chess]

Dunkey: (as the mooks) It- It's a truck! Quick, jump in front of it!
(They do so and get run over by the truck in slow-motion.)
Dunkey: It doesn't work. His plan doesn't work.

"This move I have is really cool, but DUNKEY ROLL but it's really, I have to say it really loud whenever I do it, so it's kind of risky doing it DUNKEY ROLL!"

  • Catch Phrase: "Not even close, babyyyyyy"
    • "Uh oh..."
    • "Seeya!"
    • "I'll have the spaghetti 'a meatballs."
    • "Whoops! An accident!"
    • "...into the ocean!"
    • "YOU BITCH!"
    • "You're going to jail.."
  • Combat Commentator: In TTT: Wrestlemania, Dunkey plays the role of a wrestling commentator to savage crowbar fights.
    • He takes part in the last fight... and loses.
  • Cutaway Gag: In Playstation Allstars, Dunkey, after numerous complaints about the multiplayer ("Who the FUCK plays timed mode?!") says that the online play is at least better than Super Smash Bros Brawl. It then cuts to Dunkey simulating the online latency on the Wii:

(In the online training area.)
Dunkey: Alright, Donkey Kong! Go left!
(Dunkey does so with the GameCube controller. 3 seconds later, DK goes left.)

Dunkey: Who makes this guy? He's a fucking bozo! You don't get shot playing Street Fighter! It's not that fucking crazy!
(cut to Mvc2 gameplay featuring Cable shooting an opponent while cheering goes on in the background)
Dunkey: KILL DAT NIGGA! KILL DAT NIGGA! WHOOOO! YA BITCH! YA BITCH!

Dunkey: (as a girl gamer) Like, if anyone ever beats us, we just fuckin' shoot 'em.
(Gunshots, airhorn, scream.)

Dunkey: Now, after getting stabbed in the back, that reminds me: go to youtube.com/videogamedunkey
Player: Guys, is that Dunkey?
Dunkey: Uh oh.

  • Dunkey with an angry gamer:

"You shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Now you shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. You shut your fucking mouth, you bitch. Fuck you! Suck my dick! Just calm the fuck down! It's just you and me! So calm the fuck down, okay? And go to youtube.com/videogamedunkey!"

Dunkey: (Pointing a gun to a player) Gimme your pants.
(Player drops pants)
Dunkey: Now give me your other pants.

"This is amazing."

"White people do not know how to work horses. They have become weak, like the water buffalo; weak from their lives of luxury."
"They say no white man has opened wine for thousands of years."
"The white man cannot play trombone. He has become weak, like the hawk, peeing on the horizon. CAW. CAW."

Dunkey: Number Eight!
(ten seconds of silence)
(...)
(...)
Dunkey: ...C'mon!

"So this is actually a human player. You can just go into other people's game and fuck them up. 'Cause the game doesn't fuck you enough, it lets other people come in and fuck you up."

"I gotta tell em! It's Robocop, it's Robocop, the movie's Robocop."
(The other guys shoot Dunkey)

"Suspect has left the vehicle, I will pursue him in my yellow Bumblebee car and run him over, because that's funny."

(Dunkey backstabs a mushroom)
"Oohh. You ain't gonna see that in Maple Story."
  • Dunkey, reminded of a snake player, gets knocked off a platform and falls to his death:
(Shows a picture of Samuel L. Jackson)
"Denzel Washington."
  • Take That: Dunkey is a very abrasive person and will dish out potshots whenever he wants to.
    • Behind the Dunk is a parody of TechFlamer videos.
    • His JONTRON RANT is a satirical take-down of Leafy's biased rant on h3h3 Productions using JonTron to paint him as the devil controlled by a sinister force.
    • Youtubers at UberDanger's PUA times.
      • Making edits to compare between his videos and a plagiarizing channel, splicing it with footage from a content creator at Comic-Con saying as advice to be their own self.
      • Featuring PewDiePie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye and others to display loud and derivative content.
    • In Playstation Allstars, Dunkey says "And they even got a girl character" when presented with remake Dante.
      • Dunkey thinks Final by Madeon, the theme song of the game, has "the stupidest lyrics ever written by man", but then remembers two songs that have worse lyrics (The Next Door - Indestructible by Exile and Skyfall by Adele).
    • In PS4 vs Xbox One Graphics, Dunkey edited footage of The Crew on Xbox One to make it look more and more green, until it's just a green screen.
    • In Serious Girl Gamers, a parody montage about League of Legends, Dunkey riffs on the blurbs:

Dunkey: League of Legends. Best video game in the world, with 30 billion players.
(Caption: and 7 good players)

"Jesus Christ, this guy fucking dissected the entire movie of Click. This is like a professional film thesis.. on Click."

  • What If: In Game Dev Tycoon, Dunkey, dissatisfied with the lackluster commercial performance of his games, makes the closest thing to Call of Duty in-game and names it that. It becomes a critical failure.
  1. Causes include getting a temp ban from the game due to "toxic behavior" (shit-talking), something he disagrees with by principle, and being fed up with his lack of enjoyment in the game.