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=== Jimmy Hopkins ===
=== Jimmy Hopkins ===

* [[Anti-Hero]]
** [[Sliding Scale of Anti-Heroes]]: Type 3, although how the player controls him could push him up to Type 2 or down to Type 4.
* [[Bully Hunter]]
* [[The Casanova]]: Given that he's able to get the attention of 9 girls by the end of the game, and [[Even the Guys Want Him|six guys too.]]
* [[Combat Pragmatist]]: Jimmy can explore many ways to take down an opponent, ranging from a simple punch in the face, to using a freaking ''bottle rocket launcher'' to paste someone from a distance.
* [[Cultured Badass]]: Art classes show that Jimmy has a surprising gift for oil painting.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]
* [[Genius Bruiser]]: Can prove to be straight-A student, although he still leaves most of his tactical decisions up to Pete.
* [[Genre Blind]]
* [[Good Is Not Nice]]: As he said to Russell, "There are bunch of idiots in this school who need a good beating and you're picking on the few who don't."
* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]
* [[Kavorka Man]]
* [[Knight in Sour Armor]]
** [[The Snark Knight]]: A rare male example.
* [[Lightning Bruiser]]: He's probably the second or third fastest kid in Bullsworth.
* [[The Napoleon]]: He's short for his age, which is one of the very many things responsible for his general belligerence.
* {{spoiler|[[Unwitting Pawn]]}}
* [[Pride Before a Fall]]: It's even part of the last story-based chapter: "The Fall and Rise of Jimmy Hopkins, Aged 15"
** Which is also a reference to the 1970s book, "The Fall and Rise of Jimmy Hoffa," by Walter Sheridan.
* [[Redheaded Bully]] / [[Redheaded Hero]]: Depending on how he's played.


=== Gary Smith ===
=== Gary Smith ===

* [[Big Bad]]
* [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder]]
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]
* [[Devil in Plain Sight]]
* [[Freudian Excuse]]: Half way through the first chapter he excitedly stated that he was off his meds. His behavior implies that he may suffer from Schizophrenia. These two factors plays a role in his [[Draco in Leather Pants]] reputation.
* [[Manipulative Bastard]]
* [[Smug Snake]]
* [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]]: He delivers quite the massive one in the final mission.


=== Pete Kowalski ===
=== Pete Kowalski ===

* [[Ambiguously Gay|Ambiguously Bi]]
* [[Brains and Brawn]]: Brains to Jimmy's Brawn.
* [[Butt Monkey]]
* [[Embarrassing Nickname]]: He really doesn't care for being called Petey, although he's too meek to do anything about it.
* [[My Name Is Not Durwood]]: A meta example, despite the fact that he uses his real name (Peter) only slightly more often than Jimmy uses his real name (James), a lot of fans refer to him primarily as Peter.
* [[Non-Action Guy]]: The closest he comes to doing something action-y was during the boss fight against Johnny Vincent, where he operates an electromagnetic crane... after Jimmy knocks out every single Greaser who was in his way.
* [[Sidekick]]
* [[The Smart Guy]]


=== Russell Northrop ===
=== Russell Northrop ===

* [[The Big Guy]] / [[The Brute]]
* [[Bullfight Boss]]
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]:
{{quote|"Russell... likes to HURT people... for PEACE."}}
* [[Defeat Means Friendship]]: {{spoiler|He's the only clique leader who never turns on Jimmy after being beaten.}}
* [[Dumb Muscle]]
* [[Hulk Speak]]
* [[Redheaded Bully]]


=== Zoe Taylor ===
=== Zoe Taylor ===

* [[Birds of a Feather]]: She shares Jimmy's love of vandalism and giving people what they have coming to them.
* [[Fiery Redhead]]
* [[Informed Attribute]]: According to the dialogue files, she's a very good fighter and quite tough for a girl. In the game itself though, all the girls share the same stats, and are the weakest characters by a large margin. Probably justified though, since Zoe couldn't have been programmed to be tough and aggressive without tinkering with the mechanics a lot.
* [[Heroes Want Redheads]]
* [[Tomboy]]


=== Dr. Crabblesnitch ===
=== Dr. Crabblesnitch ===


* [[Adults Are Useless]]: While he means well, he's completely blind to just about ''everything'' wrong with the school he runs.
* [[Born in the Wrong Century]]
* [[Dean Bitterman]]
* [[Hey, It's That Voice!]]: He sounds an ''awful'' lot like '''DAN GREEN.'''
* [[Large Ham]]
* [[Reasonable Authority Figure]]: If you can actually get his attention, he does the right thing. Getting it is the hard part though...

== Bullies ==
=== Davis White ===
=== Davis White ===
* [[Fragile Speedster]]: Tied with Wade for least-tough kid in the Bullies clique, has a couple different missions where Jimmy has to chase him down.

=== Ethan Robinson ===
=== Ethan Robinson ===
* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja]]: Ethan ''believes'' this trope, man. And so should you. It's a sad world when people don't believe in Ninjas.

=== Tom Gurney ===
=== Tom Gurney ===
* [[Shout-Out]]: He hates shoes, just like another, more famous [[Tom Sawyer|Tom]].

=== Trent Northwick ===
=== Trent Northwick ===
* [[Bi the Way]]: You can catch him on a date with Kirby.

* [[Handsome Lech]]
* [[Ted Baxter]]
=== Troy Miller ===
=== Troy Miller ===
* [[Closet Key]]: Has one in Russell

* [[No Indoor Voice]]: "EXCUSE ME."
=== Wade Martin ===
=== Wade Martin ===
* [[Brother-Sister Incest]]: Not ''intended'', but he can sometimes be seen making out with his sister Christy. This is because the game designers would have had to write special code to make sure they didn't, and they either didn't bother, or didn't realize - see all the confusion about names.
* [[Fiery Redhead]]: Hot tempered dude with red hair. So, yeah.



== Greasers ==
=== Johnny Vincent ===
=== Johnny Vincent ===
* [[Disco Dan]]

* [[Full-Name Basis]]
* [[Hell-Bent for Leather]]
* [[Love Makes You Dumb]]
* [[My Girl Is Not a Slut]]: What he so desperately wants to believe about Lola.
=== Lola Lombardi ===
=== Lola Lombardi ===
* [[Can't Live with Them Can't Live Without Them]]: Pretty much how her side of her relationship with Johnny works. She appears to actually have feelings for him despite her cheating habits.

* [[Fille Fatale]]
* [[Hidden Depths]]: Seriously. Blink and you'll miss hearing it, but she philosophizes about the point of life and humanity.
* [[Really Gets Around]]
=== Norton Williams ===
=== Norton Williams ===
* [[Gentle Giant]]: Sort of. He still bullies and fights, but he also likes to contemplate poetry and artwork.

* [[Large and In Charge]]: It's unclear whether he or Peanut is the clique's 2nd in command, but it is clear which one of them listens to the other one.
=== Peanut Romano ===
=== Peanut Romano ===
* [[Compensating for Something]]: His nickname "Peanut" is implied to be a reference to his size...[[Don't Explain the Joke|down there]].

* [[Napoleon Complex]]: He's not even that short, but he's convinced he is, and tends to become irate about it.
* [[Single-Target Sexuality]]: According to the slash community, he's Johnny-sexual. To be fair, there's enough subtext in the game to make it plausible.
* [[Wimpification]]: [[Yaoi Fangirl]]s with crushes on Johnny use Peanut as a wish-fulfillment role.
=== Hal Esposito ===
=== Hal Esposito ===
* [[Big Eater]]

{{quote|"I'm gonna start up a club, like a Fight Club. [[Dissimile|Only, instead of fighting, we'll eat cheeseburgers.]]"}}
* [[Stout Strength]]: He's tied with Norton for second toughest Greaser (behind Johnny, obviously).
=== Lefty Mancini ===
=== Lefty Mancini ===
* [[Smoking Is Cool]]

* [[Knife Nut]]
=== Lucky De Luca ===
=== Lucky De Luca ===
* [[Hidden Depths]]: Looks like just another Greaser. Advocates staying in school, and learning a trade even if you do choose higher education as well.

=== Ricky Pucino ===
=== Ricky Pucino ===
* [[Heartbroken Badass]]

=== Vance Medici ===
=== Vance Medici ===
* [[Ambiguously Gay|Ambiguously Bi]]
* [[Pirate]]: His unique costume.
** [[Visual Pun]]: Combine this with his sexuality.



== Jocks ==
=== Ted Thompson ===
=== Ted Thompson ===
* [[Jerk Jock]]: Not that the others ''aren't'', but Ted is the biggest one.


=== Mandy Wiles ===
=== Mandy Wiles ===
* [[All Guys Want Cheerleaders]]
* [[Alpha Bitch]]
* [[Defrosting Ice Queen]]
* [[Fallen Princess]]: After the mission "Paparazzi".
* [[Hidden Depths]]: Implied to be deeply insecure and suffering from an eating disorder.


=== Damon West ===
=== Damon West ===
* [[Dragon-in-Chief]]

* [[Scary Black Man|Scary Black Kid]]
* [[The Starscream]]: Maybe, maybe not. He talks about overthrowing Ted, but in action is pretty loyal. Besides, what use is a linebacker without a quarterback to <s>protect</s> destroy?
=== Bo Jackson ===
=== Bo Jackson ===
* [[Shout-Out]]

=== Casey Harris ===
=== Casey Harris ===
* [[All Men Are Perverts]]

=== Dan Wilson ===
=== Dan Wilson ===
* [[The Quisling]]: He was a nerd, then he turned on them to join the Jocks.

=== Juri Karamazov ===
=== Juri Karamazov ===
* [[Funny Foreigner]]

=== Kirby Olsen ===
=== Kirby Olsen ===
* [[Armored Closet Gay]]: Every time he makes out with Jimmy, he threatens him if he tells anybody.

* [[Foot Focus]]: He likes feet. Mostly girls' feet and when they're wearing nice shoes, but... yeah, he just plain likes feet.
* [[Unusual Euphemism]]: A non-double entendre one, he calls bullying and physical beatings "poundcake".
* [[Wimpification]]/[[Flanderization]]: Well, there's no trope called [[Gayification]], so the slash fandom's tendency to twist canon and selectively omit bits of it to make Kirby gayer is a combination of those two tropes.
=== Luis Luna ===
=== Luis Luna ===
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== Nerds ==
=== Earnest Jones ===
=== Earnest Jones ===
* [[Covert Pervert]]

* [[Large Ham]]
=== Algernon Papadopoulos ===
* [[Mad Scientist]]

* [[Never My Fault]]: After giving Jimmy the task of sneaking into the girl's dorms and photographing Mandy naked, he blames Jimmy for the resulting attack by the Jocks.
=== Algernon "Algie" Papadopoulos ===
* [[Butt Monkey]]
* [[Momma's Boy]]
* [[Potty Failure]]: Frequently, and [[Played for Laughs]].
* [[Totally Radical]]: In a bid to try and look cooler, he starts trying to speak ([http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=yXw6BofMxdo painfully]) in Jive. He only stops if he's spoken to in the way he normally speaks.
{{quote|'''Algernon:''' Yo, Jimmy, I'm over here! Gimme five, dude!
'''Jimmy:''' Ahh, no.
'''Algernon:''' Heh, heh... Yeah, well, cat, looks like your homies took care of some lames for us.
'''Jimmy:''' What are you talking about?
'''Algernon:''' Don't get fresh wit' your homies!
'''Jimmy:''' Can you please talk normally?
'''Algernon:''' This is my normal style of rapping, bro. Hoo, hoo, hoo!
'''Jimmy:''' Alright. Enough. WHAT'S MY QUEST?
'''Algernon:''' Ah, right. Salutations, sir James! }}
=== Beatrice Trudeau ===
=== Beatrice Trudeau ===
* [[Hollywood Homely]]: If she did something about her hair, braces, posture, and cold sores, she's probably be quite pretty. Sadly...

* [[She Cleans Up Nicely]]: Subverted; she openly has contempt for the idea of trying.
=== Bucky Pasteur ===
=== Bucky Pasteur ===
* [[Just Friends]]: Beatrice is oblivious to his obvious feelings for her.

=== Cornelius Johnson ===
=== Cornelius Johnson ===
* [[Black and Nerdy]]

* [[Camp Gay]]: Jimmy can seduce him, and he seems to go gaga for boys giving him romantic presents. Talk around the school says he played a dead-on Juliet in the school play.
* [[Expy]]: Some people say they see him as an expy of [[Family Matters|Steve Urkel]].
* [[My Name Is Not Durwood]]: His last name is used once during the game, in an announcement over the PA, and a lot of people, not realizing the game gave him one, use the incorrect soundboard-provided last name, Thomas.
=== Donald Anderson ===
=== Donald Anderson ===
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: Well, beware the mild-mannered ones. Donald is the stereotypical rage-filled nerd and he keeps a meticulous list of people who he hates.

=== Fatty Johnson ===
=== Fatty Johnson ===
* [[Big Eater]]

* [[Only Known by Their Nickname]]: He calls ''himself'' Fatty, even. (A beta version of the character was named Francois)
* [[The Fat Guy With the Big Lips And Pimply Nose]]
=== Melvin O'Connor ===
=== Melvin O'Connor ===
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]

* [[The Roleplayer]]
* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]
=== Thad Carlson ===
=== Thad Carlson ===
* [[Carry a Big Stick]]: Thad's weapon of choice is a yardstick.
* [[Covert Pervert]]: Surprisingly, Thad's found to be the one who's wallpapering Bullworth Town with nude posters of Mandy.
* [[Gadgeteer Genius]]: Apparently, he's one of the key weapons-makers of the Nerds; according to Troy, he [[MacGyvering|built a grenade out of an eraser]].
* [[Not-So-Harmless Villain]]: As well as being a lot more aggressive than most Nerds, Thad reportedly attacked Peanut Romano a year before the game began, hitting him hard enough to break his yardstick over Peanut's head. For good measure, he managed to escape a beating from the Greasers in spite of this.



== Non-Clique Students ==
=== Angie Ng ===
=== Angie Ng ===
* [[Ambiguously Brown|Ambiguously Asian-ish]]

* [[Hollywood Homely]]
* [[Meganekko]]
=== Christy Martin ===
=== Christy Martin ===
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: She's bubbly and friendly. She also talks about setting the school on fire and claims she can use her tie as a garotte.

* [[Meaningful Name]]: She shares the name with a fairly famous female boxer, but this doesn't appear to be anything other than a coincidence.
* [[Really Gets Around]]: She'll make out with anybody. ''[[Brother-Sister Incest|Anybody]]''.
=== Constantinos Brakus ===
=== Constantinos Brakus ===
* [[Butt Monkey]]

=== Eunice Pound ===
=== Eunice Pound ===
* [[Abhorrent Admirer]]

* [[Big Eater]]: "Ever been kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet?"
* [[Fat Girl]]
* [[Gonk]]
=== Gloria Jackson ===
=== Gloria Jackson ===
* [[Insufferable Genius]]

=== Gordon Wakefield ===
=== Gordon Wakefield ===
* [[Ted Baxter]]

=== Ivan Alexander ===
=== Ivan Alexander ===
* [[The Generic Guy]]

=== Karen Johnson ===
=== Karen Johnson ===
* [[Passionate Sports Girl]]

* [[Tomboy]]
=== Lance Jackson ===
=== Lance Jackson ===
* [[Straight Man]]: If you think about it, Lance is the most normal character in the entire game. He just has such a minuscule role it doesn't show much.

=== Melody Adams ===
=== Melody Adams ===
* [[Bratty Half-Pint]]: She's the stereotypical unbearable goody-two-shoes.

=== Pedro De La Hoya ===
=== Pedro de la Hoya ===
* [[The Woobie]]: His bullying has been so traumatic that he can't stop wetting his sheets.

=== Ray Hughes ===
=== Ray Hughes ===
* [[Official Couple]]: To Eunice, by virtue of being the only boy that is programmed to be seen holding hands with her.

=== Sheldon Thompson ===
=== Sheldon Thompson ===
* [[Bratty Half-Pint]]
=== Trevor Moore ===
* [[Nerd]]: [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]]. Trevor's humorless and hyper-focused on academic success, but he follows the social norms that the nerds don't.


=== Trevor Moore ===


=== Derby Harrington ===
=== Derby Harrington ===
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* [[Large Ham]]: ''Good Lord! I appear to have been knocked over!''
* [[Large Ham]]: ''Good Lord! I appear to have been knocked over!''
* [[The Napoleon]]
* [[The Napoleon]]
=== Edward Seymour II ===
=== Edward Seymour III ===
* [[Large Ham]]: ''Kneeeeeeeeeeeel before Edward! Ragh!''
* [[Large Ham]]: ''Kneeeeeeeeeeeel before Edward! Ragh!''
=== Max McTavish ===

=== Max MacTavish ===
* [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]]
* [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]]



== Faculty ==
== Faculty ==

Revision as of 04:26, 14 October 2017


Jimmy Hopkins

Gary Smith

Pete Kowalski

  • Ambiguously Bi
  • Brains and Brawn: Brains to Jimmy's Brawn.
  • Butt Monkey
  • Embarrassing Nickname: He really doesn't care for being called Petey, although he's too meek to do anything about it.
  • My Name Is Not Durwood: A meta example, despite the fact that he uses his real name (Peter) only slightly more often than Jimmy uses his real name (James), a lot of fans refer to him primarily as Peter.
  • Non-Action Guy: The closest he comes to doing something action-y was during the boss fight against Johnny Vincent, where he operates an electromagnetic crane... after Jimmy knocks out every single Greaser who was in his way.
  • Sidekick
  • The Smart Guy

Russell Northrop

"Russell... likes to HURT people... for PEACE."

Zoe Taylor

  • Birds of a Feather: She shares Jimmy's love of vandalism and giving people what they have coming to them.
  • Fiery Redhead
  • Informed Attribute: According to the dialogue files, she's a very good fighter and quite tough for a girl. In the game itself though, all the girls share the same stats, and are the weakest characters by a large margin. Probably justified though, since Zoe couldn't have been programmed to be tough and aggressive without tinkering with the mechanics a lot.
  • Heroes Want Redheads
  • Tomboy

Dr. Crabblesnitch

Bullies

Davis White

  • Fragile Speedster: Tied with Wade for least-tough kid in the Bullies clique, has a couple different missions where Jimmy has to chase him down.

Ethan Robinson

Tom Gurney

  • Shout-Out: He hates shoes, just like another, more famous Tom.

Trent Northwick

Troy Miller

Wade Martin

  • Brother-Sister Incest: Not intended, but he can sometimes be seen making out with his sister Christy. This is because the game designers would have had to write special code to make sure they didn't, and they either didn't bother, or didn't realize - see all the confusion about names.
  • Fiery Redhead: Hot tempered dude with red hair. So, yeah.


Greasers

Johnny Vincent

Lola Lombardi

Norton Williams

  • Gentle Giant: Sort of. He still bullies and fights, but he also likes to contemplate poetry and artwork.
  • Large and In Charge: It's unclear whether he or Peanut is the clique's 2nd in command, but it is clear which one of them listens to the other one.

Peanut Romano

Hal Esposito

"I'm gonna start up a club, like a Fight Club. Only, instead of fighting, we'll eat cheeseburgers."

  • Stout Strength: He's tied with Norton for second toughest Greaser (behind Johnny, obviously).

Lefty Mancini

Lucky De Luca

  • Hidden Depths: Looks like just another Greaser. Advocates staying in school, and learning a trade even if you do choose higher education as well.

Ricky Pucino

Vance Medici


Jocks

Ted Thompson

  • Jerk Jock: Not that the others aren't, but Ted is the biggest one.

Mandy Wiles

Damon West

Bo Jackson

Casey Harris

Dan Wilson

  • The Quisling: He was a nerd, then he turned on them to join the Jocks.

Juri Karamazov

Kirby Olsen

  • Armored Closet Gay: Every time he makes out with Jimmy, he threatens him if he tells anybody.
  • Foot Focus: He likes feet. Mostly girls' feet and when they're wearing nice shoes, but... yeah, he just plain likes feet.
  • Unusual Euphemism: A non-double entendre one, he calls bullying and physical beatings "poundcake".
  • Wimpification/Flanderization: Well, there's no trope called Gayification, so the slash fandom's tendency to twist canon and selectively omit bits of it to make Kirby gayer is a combination of those two tropes.

Luis Luna


Nerds

Earnest Jones

Algernon "Algie" Papadopoulos

Algernon: Yo, Jimmy, I'm over here! Gimme five, dude!
Jimmy: Ahh, no.
Algernon: Heh, heh... Yeah, well, cat, looks like your homies took care of some lames for us.
Jimmy: What are you talking about?
Algernon: Don't get fresh wit' your homies!
Jimmy: Can you please talk normally?
Algernon: This is my normal style of rapping, bro. Hoo, hoo, hoo!
Jimmy: Alright. Enough. WHAT'S MY QUEST?
Algernon: Ah, right. Salutations, sir James!

Beatrice Trudeau

  • Hollywood Homely: If she did something about her hair, braces, posture, and cold sores, she's probably be quite pretty. Sadly...
  • She Cleans Up Nicely: Subverted; she openly has contempt for the idea of trying.

Bucky Pasteur

  • Just Friends: Beatrice is oblivious to his obvious feelings for her.

Cornelius Johnson

  • Black and Nerdy
  • Camp Gay: Jimmy can seduce him, and he seems to go gaga for boys giving him romantic presents. Talk around the school says he played a dead-on Juliet in the school play.
  • Expy: Some people say they see him as an expy of Steve Urkel.
  • My Name Is Not Durwood: His last name is used once during the game, in an announcement over the PA, and a lot of people, not realizing the game gave him one, use the incorrect soundboard-provided last name, Thomas.

Donald Anderson

  • Beware the Nice Ones: Well, beware the mild-mannered ones. Donald is the stereotypical rage-filled nerd and he keeps a meticulous list of people who he hates.

Fatty Johnson

Melvin O'Connor

Thad Carlson

  • Carry a Big Stick: Thad's weapon of choice is a yardstick.
  • Covert Pervert: Surprisingly, Thad's found to be the one who's wallpapering Bullworth Town with nude posters of Mandy.
  • Gadgeteer Genius: Apparently, he's one of the key weapons-makers of the Nerds; according to Troy, he built a grenade out of an eraser.
  • Not-So-Harmless Villain: As well as being a lot more aggressive than most Nerds, Thad reportedly attacked Peanut Romano a year before the game began, hitting him hard enough to break his yardstick over Peanut's head. For good measure, he managed to escape a beating from the Greasers in spite of this.


Non-Clique Students

Angie Ng

Christy Martin

  • Beware the Nice Ones: She's bubbly and friendly. She also talks about setting the school on fire and claims she can use her tie as a garotte.
  • Meaningful Name: She shares the name with a fairly famous female boxer, but this doesn't appear to be anything other than a coincidence.
  • Really Gets Around: She'll make out with anybody. Anybody.

Constantinos Brakus

Eunice Pound

Gloria Jackson

Gordon Wakefield

Ivan Alexander

Karen Johnson

Lance Jackson

  • Straight Man: If you think about it, Lance is the most normal character in the entire game. He just has such a minuscule role it doesn't show much.

Melody Adams

Pedro de la Hoya

  • The Woobie: His bullying has been so traumatic that he can't stop wetting his sheets.

Ray Hughes

  • Official Couple: To Eunice, by virtue of being the only boy that is programmed to be seen holding hands with her.

Sheldon Thompson

Trevor Moore

  • Nerd: Subverted. Trevor's humorless and hyper-focused on academic success, but he follows the social norms that the nerds don't.


Derby Harrington

Bif Taylor

Pinky Gauthier

Bryce Montrose

Chad Morris

Gord Vendome

Justin Vandervelde

Parker Ogilvie

Tad Spencer

Townies

Edgar Munsen

Omar Romero

  • Blood Knight: Nearly every thing that comes out of his mouth is either about fighting, hating Bullworth Academy, or both.

Clint (aka Henry)

Clint: A cheeseburger is supposed to have cheese! Dumb broad...

  • Shrug of God: Even the games themselves can't decide whether his name is Clint or Henry. He's credited in both Bully and Scholarship Edition as "Clint (aka Henry)".

Duncan

  • Amusing Injuries: He claims to have broken his collarbone three times, and he likes having scars because "chicks dig them".
  • Straight Bi

Gurney

Jerry

Jerry: Most people don't even like me because I'm more cleverer than them.

Leon

Otto Tyler

  • Napoleon Complex: A mild one; he's one of the smallest townies but calls everyone "kid."


Prefects

Seth Kolbe

Karl Branting

Edward Seymour III

  • Large Ham: Kneeeeeeeeeeeel before Edward! Ragh!

Max McTavish


Faculty

Mr. Burton

  • Dirty Old Man: Buys porn, recruits Jimmy to steal girls' panties, gets Zoe expelled because he hit on her and she refused him.
  • Drill Sergeant Nasty
  • Fat Bastard: Despite being a gym teacher, Mr Burton isnt exactly the fittest man on campus.

Mrs. Carvin

Miss Danvers

Edna

Mr. Galloway

Mr. Hattrick

Mr. Luntz

Mr. Matthews

Nurse McRae

Neil

Miss Peters

Ms. Philips

Mrs. Peabody

Dr. Slawter

Dr. Watts

Mr. Wiggins