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** Once upon a midnight dreary as I pondered weak and weary... |
** Once upon a midnight dreary as I pondered weak and weary... |
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** Quoth the raven: "Nevermore." |
** Quoth the raven: "Nevermore." |
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* Another poetry example, from ''[[ |
* Another poetry example, from ''[[Beowulf]]'': "So." |
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** It should perhaps be noted that only the Seamus Heaney translation begins that way. Others translators have rendered the opening word, "Hwæt!", as quite a range of words and phrases, among them "Lo!", "Listen!", and "Hear me!". |
** It should perhaps be noted that only the Seamus Heaney translation begins that way. Others translators have rendered the opening word, "Hwæt!", as quite a range of words and phrases, among them "Lo!", "Listen!", and "Hear me!". |
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* [[H.P. Lovecraft]]: |
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** Phn'glui mgl'wnafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. |
** Phn'glui mgl'wnafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. |
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** Iä! Iä! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! |
** Iä! Iä! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! |
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** {{spoiler|[[Internet Backdraft|ALBUS SEVERUS]]}} POTTER?! |
** {{spoiler|[[Internet Backdraft|ALBUS SEVERUS]]}} POTTER?! |
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*** AS/S |
*** AS/S |
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** {{spoiler|Hedwig}} is not dead. [[Pani Poni Dash|Dot com.]] Can be found [http://hedwigisnotdead.com/ here]. |
** {{spoiler|Hedwig}} is not dead. [[Pani Poni Dash!|Dot com.]] Can be found [http://hedwigisnotdead.com/ here]. |
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** ''Republicans for Voldemort''. |
** ''Republicans for Voldemort''. |
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*** Alternatively, ''Democrats for Dolores''. |
*** Alternatively, ''Democrats for Dolores''. |
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*** Neville would have done it in four books. |
*** Neville would have done it in four books. |
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*** What happens when you break an unbreakable vow? Neville. |
*** What happens when you break an unbreakable vow? Neville. |
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** "''Anvil-sized,''" "''delusional,''" and the coming of [[The End of the World |
** "''Anvil-sized,''" "''delusional,''" and the coming of [[The End of the World as We Know It|Potterdammerung]], thanks to what is known as simply [http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/THE_INTERVIEW THE INTERVIEW]. |
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** "My name is [insert character name here]. You thought I was dead. You were wrong." |
** "My name is [insert character name here]. You thought I was dead. You were wrong." |
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** CONSTANT VIGILANCE! |
** CONSTANT VIGILANCE! |
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** [http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=120 OOH MR DARCY] *bodicerip* |
** [http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=120 OOH MR DARCY] *bodicerip* |
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* ''[[The Areas of My Expertise]]'' spawned [http://e-hobo.com/ The 700 Hoboes Project]. |
* ''[[The Areas of My Expertise]]'' spawned [http://e-hobo.com/ The 700 Hoboes Project]. |
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** [[Call a Rabbit |
** [[Call a Rabbit a Smeerp|The Furry Old Lobster]], which even got its own song by [[Jonathan Coulton]]. |
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** Getting either [[Intoxication Ensues|very high or very autistic]]. |
** Getting either [[Intoxication Ensues|very high or very autistic]]. |
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** John Hodgman has only masturbated out a window ''once''. |
** John Hodgman has only masturbated out a window ''once''. |
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** The hedgehog can never be buggered at all. |
** The hedgehog can never be buggered at all. |
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* [[Thomas Pynchon]]: |
* [[Thomas Pynchon]]: |
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** [[Fun |
** [[Fun with Acronyms|We Await]] [[Ancient Conspiracy|Silent]] [[Arc Words|Trystero's]] [[Mind Screw|Empire]]. |
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** [[Post Modernism|Don't]] [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|Ever]] [[Broken Masquerade|Antagonize]] [[Milkman Conspiracy|The]] [[Conspiracy Placement|Horn]]. |
** [[Post Modernism|Don't]] [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|Ever]] [[Broken Masquerade|Antagonize]] [[Milkman Conspiracy|The]] [[Conspiracy Placement|Horn]]. |
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* ''[[Dune]]'': |
* ''[[Dune]]'': |
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* "5. Thus, they at once began to quarrel about the nut." (From ''McGuffey's Second Eclectic Reader'', [http://improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume8/v8i6/air_vents_4.html via] the ''Annals of Improbable Research''.) |
* "5. Thus, they at once began to quarrel about the nut." (From ''McGuffey's Second Eclectic Reader'', [http://improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume8/v8i6/air_vents_4.html via] the ''Annals of Improbable Research''.) |
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* ''[[One Hundred Years of Solitude]]'': "Cease, cows! Life is short!" |
* ''[[One Hundred Years of Solitude]]'': "Cease, cows! Life is short!" |
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* In [[Snark Bait|snarky discussions]] of anything related to ''[[Twilight ( |
* In [[Snark Bait|snarky discussions]] of anything related to ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'', copious amounts of [[Bishie Sparkle]] must be used. This is also considered a case of [[Never Live It Down]], since beyond the romantic plot between Edward and Bella, the only thing most snarkers (care to) remember is the fact that [[Our Vampires Are Different|Their Vampires Are Different]]... and Extra Shiny. |
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** The chagrinning books also suffer from the [[SMURFING|chagrinning]] act of shoehorning the word ''chagrin'', no matter how chagrinningly innapropriate, into every chagrinning sentence, much to the chagrin of many. |
** The chagrinning books also suffer from the [[SMURFING|chagrinning]] act of shoehorning the word ''chagrin'', no matter how chagrinningly innapropriate, into every chagrinning sentence, much to the chagrin of many. |
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** THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLERRRRRRRR!!! |
** THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLERRRRRRRR!!! |
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** Winter is coming. |
** Winter is coming. |
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** I want to see him fly! |
** I want to see him fly! |
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* [[John Ringo]]'s ''[[ |
* [[John Ringo]]'s ''[[Paladin of Shadows|Ghost]]'' |
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** [http://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html OH JOHN RINGO NO].<ref> The phrase comes from a [[Live Journal]] review of ''[[ |
** [http://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html OH JOHN RINGO NO].<ref> The phrase comes from a [[Live Journal]] review of ''[[Paladin of Shadows|Ghost]]'', wherein the reviewer is reading along and finding something interesting, then runs into something totally, brain-breakingly wrong, prompting the uttering of the phrase. Given that the book, an exercise in letting loose some demons in Ringo's head that were blocking his writing other stories, was originally to be titled "The Wanker Piece" until [[Baen Books]] marketing convinced Ringo otherwise, it goes without saying this was a frequent utterance on the reviewer's part.</ref> |
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** Ringo had the review pointed out to him, and in the journal he replied with praise for it as the most accurate review of the book he had ever seen. Later, the phrase was used as part of a t-shirt design for a garment whose proceeds were to be sent to an organization helping sexually exploited women around the world, many in the situation of pretty much all the prostitutes in the ''[[ |
** Ringo had the review pointed out to him, and in the journal he replied with praise for it as the most accurate review of the book he had ever seen. Later, the phrase was used as part of a t-shirt design for a garment whose proceeds were to be sent to an organization helping sexually exploited women around the world, many in the situation of pretty much all the prostitutes in the ''[[Paladin of Shadows]]'' series. |
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* ''[[The |
* ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'': |
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** [[Stock Shout-Outs|42]]. |
** [[Stock Shout-Outs|42]]. |
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** Don't Panic. |
** Don't Panic. |
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** And, at least on this wiki, the [[Moral Dissonance|evil pacifists]]. |
** And, at least on this wiki, the [[Moral Dissonance|evil pacifists]]. |
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* ''[[The Bible]]'': |
* ''[[The Bible]]'': |
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** Samson killed a thousand Philistines [[The Bible |
** Samson killed a thousand Philistines [[The Bible/Awesome|with the jawbone]] ''[[The Bible/Awesome|of an ass]]''! |
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*** He [[Incredibly Lame Pun|made an]] ''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|ass]]'' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|out of them]]. (Yes, that pun is in some translations.) |
*** He [[Incredibly Lame Pun|made an]] ''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|ass]]'' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|out of them]]. (Yes, that pun is in some translations.) |
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** As for the fate of Dagon... ''Is The Lord Thy God [[ |
** As for the fate of Dagon... ''Is The Lord Thy God [[Chappelle's Show|gonna have to choke a bitch]]?'' |
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** ''[[The Bible]]'' is a [[Newer Than They Think|rip-off]]... of ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]!!!'' |
** ''[[The Bible]]'' is a [[Newer Than They Think|rip-off]]... of ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]!!!'' |
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** Due to a translation quirk, "[[Double Entendre|know in the Biblical sense]]" has become a [[Unusual Euphemism|Memetic Euphemism]]. |
** Due to a translation quirk, "[[Double Entendre|know in the Biblical sense]]" has become a [[Unusual Euphemism|Memetic Euphemism]]. |
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*** ''[[Discworld]]'': Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. |
*** ''[[Discworld]]'': Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. |
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*** Do not meddle in the affairs of [[Yaoi Fangirl|fangirls]], for you are hot and [[Guy-On-Guy Is Hot|would go well with other men]]. |
*** Do not meddle in the affairs of [[Yaoi Fangirl|fangirls]], for you are hot and [[Guy-On-Guy Is Hot|would go well with other men]]. |
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* [[It Was a Dark |
* [[It Was a Dark and Stormy Night|It was a dark and stormy night.]] |
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* The phrase "Yngvi is a louse!" from ''[[Harold Shea|The Roaring Trumpet]]'' became a meme among science fiction fandom before the Internet existed. [http://fancyclopedia.wikidot.com/YNGVI\] |
* The phrase "Yngvi is a louse!" from ''[[Harold Shea|The Roaring Trumpet]]'' became a meme among science fiction fandom before the Internet existed. [http://fancyclopedia.wikidot.com/YNGVI\] |
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* A common explanation of how ''[[Goosebumps]]'' books always end: "[[Tomato Surprise|The kids turn out to be dogs or something]]". |
* A common explanation of how ''[[Goosebumps]]'' books always end: "[[Tomato Surprise|The kids turn out to be dogs or something]]". |
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* [[The Butler Did It]]. |
* [[The Butler Did It]]. |
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* For a ''very'' small subset of fans who have read the right novels of the ''[[New Jedi Order]]''... Blackmoon Eleven is the ''[[Improbable Piloting Skills|greatest pilot of all time]]''. |
* For a ''very'' small subset of fans who have read the right novels of the ''[[New Jedi Order]]''... Blackmoon Eleven is the ''[[Improbable Piloting Skills|greatest pilot of all time]]''. |
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* ''[[The Princess Bride ( |
* ''[[The Princess Bride (novel)|The Princess Bride]]'' has generated many memes, but they're all under [[Memetic Mutation/Film|Film]]. No point in duplicate entries. |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Good Omens]]'': |
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** The point is...the point is...the point that I'm trying to make is...dolphins. |
** The point is...the point is...the point that I'm trying to make is...dolphins. |
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** Gorillas. They build nests. Saw it in a film. |
** Gorillas. They build nests. Saw it in a film. |
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** All tapes left in a car for more than a fortnight metamorphose into ''Best of [[Queen]]'' albums. |
** All tapes left in a car for more than a fortnight metamorphose into ''Best of [[Queen]]'' albums. |
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** Oh Lord, heal this bike. |
** Oh Lord, heal this bike. |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Artemis Fowl]]'': |
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** I don't like lollipops. |
** I don't like lollipops. |
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** Your elf-kissing days are over, Artemis. |
** Your elf-kissing days are over, Artemis. |
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** My truffles? You took them? That's just mean! |
** My truffles? You took them? That's just mean! |
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** Bivouac? |
** Bivouac? |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Animorphs]]'': |
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** ''[[Animorphs |
** ''[[Animorphs/Characters|My name is]]'' |
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*** ''We can't tell you who we are, or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really careful. Because if they find us... Well, we just won't let them find us. The thing you've got to know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you.'' |
*** ''We can't tell you who we are, or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really careful. Because if they find us... Well, we just won't let them find us. The thing you've got to know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you.'' |
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** IT'S OAT [[Precision F-Strike|FREAKING]] MEAL!!! |
** IT'S OAT [[Precision F-Strike|FREAKING]] MEAL!!! |
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* ''[[Harry Turtledove]]'': CONFEDERATES WITH AK47s! |
* ''[[Harry Turtledove]]'': CONFEDERATES WITH AK47s! |
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** Sam Carsten has blonde hair and freckles and burns extremely easily in the sun, which is a very bad trait for a sailor in the Navy. It doesn't matter how much zinc he slathers on, he still gets sunburnt. Also, General Clarence Potter sounds like a Yankee since he went to Yale. |
** Sam Carsten has blonde hair and freckles and burns extremely easily in the sun, which is a very bad trait for a sailor in the Navy. It doesn't matter how much zinc he slathers on, he still gets sunburnt. Also, General Clarence Potter sounds like a Yankee since he went to Yale. |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[The Canterbury Tales]]'': Don't get The Wife of Bath angry. |
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* ''[[Atlanta Nights]]''. Particularly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDh7yJSJ_0 Chapter] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blmimn5zJPk 34]. |
* ''[[Atlanta Nights]]''. Particularly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDh7yJSJ_0 Chapter] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blmimn5zJPk 34]. |
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* Margaret Atwood [[Sci Fi Ghetto|does not]] [[Oryx and Crake|write science fiction]]. [[Science Fiction]] is about [http://talkingsquidsinouterspace.com/ talking squids in outer space]. |
* Margaret Atwood [[Sci Fi Ghetto|does not]] [[Oryx and Crake|write science fiction]]. [[Science Fiction]] is about [http://talkingsquidsinouterspace.com/ talking squids in outer space]. |
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* ''[[Star Trek]]'': The Borg. They '''[[Peter David|EAT. FUCKING. PLUTO.]]''' |
* ''[[Star Trek]]'': The Borg. They '''[[Peter David|EAT. FUCKING. PLUTO.]]''' |
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* Dorothy Parker told us that "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." (Hey, she was an American and she died in [[The Sixties]]--she was unfamiliar with the concept of a [[Meganekko]].) |
* Dorothy Parker told us that "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." (Hey, she was an American and she died in [[The Sixties]]--she was unfamiliar with the concept of a [[Meganekko]].) |
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* [[Ogden Nash]]'s idea of how to win over a girl: "[[Everything's Better |
* [[Ogden Nash]]'s idea of how to win over a girl: "[[Everything's Better with Chocolate|Candy]] is dandy, [[But Liquor Is Quicker]]." |
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** He also mutated Joyce Kilmer's "I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree" into "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all." |
** He also mutated Joyce Kilmer's "I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree" into "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all." |
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* [[Gertrude Stein]]: A rose is a rose is a rose. |
* [[Gertrude Stein]]: A rose is a rose is a rose. |
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** [[A Bit of Fry and Laurie|Are you aware that the American novelist Gertrude Stein was a self-confessed lesbian?]] |
** [[A Bit of Fry and Laurie|Are you aware that the American novelist Gertrude Stein was a self-confessed lesbian?]] |
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* ''[[Fight Club ( |
* ''[[Fight Club (novel)|Fight Club]]'': The first rule of [[Fight Club (novel)|Fight Club]] is you do not talk about [[Fight Club (novel)|Fight Club]]. |
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** [[Invisible Monsters ( |
** [[Invisible Monsters (novel)|Birds ate my face.]] |
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** Fight clubs themselves. Someone even did a mini-Project Mayhem, putting bottle rockets in mailboxes. |
** Fight clubs themselves. Someone even did a mini-Project Mayhem, putting bottle rockets in mailboxes. |
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* ''[[I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream]]'': |
* ''[[I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream]]'': |
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** HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. |
** HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. |
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** Exploiting the title as "I have no x, and I must y". |
** Exploiting the title as "I have no x, and I must y". |
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** Woolheads. |
** Woolheads. |
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* ''[[Vernor Vinge]]'': Hexapodia is the key insight. |
* ''[[Vernor Vinge]]'': Hexapodia is the key insight. |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Don Quixote]]'': This book [[Older Than Steam|generated various memes that have survived for more than four hundred years]], and even are words recognized by the Spanish Royal Language Academy’s dictionary: |
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** '''"¿Leoncitos a mi?" ''' Could be translated as [[Badass Boast|"Do they want to scare me with those little lions?" ]] |
** '''"¿Leoncitos a mi?" ''' Could be translated as [[Badass Boast|"Do they want to scare me with those little lions?" ]] |
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** '''Quixote''': Man who fight for love of the ideal. Man who fight for noble causes |
** '''Quixote''': Man who fight for love of the ideal. Man who fight for noble causes |
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** Maybe they're just windmills, but [[They Might Be Giants]]... |
** Maybe they're just windmills, but [[They Might Be Giants]]... |
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* ''[[The Faerie Queene]]'': Malacasta is so sassy! |
* ''[[The Faerie Queene]]'': Malacasta is so sassy! |
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* ''[[Fear and Loathing |
* ''[[Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas]]'': "Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers..." |
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** [[The Long List|...a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls....]] |
** [[The Long List|...a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls....]] |
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** Holy Jesus! What are these Goddamn animals? |
** Holy Jesus! What are these Goddamn animals? |
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** Jacen's penis! <ref>The art for the American cover of ''Destiny's Way'' is a bit, ahem, suggestive.</ref> |
** Jacen's penis! <ref>The art for the American cover of ''Destiny's Way'' is a bit, ahem, suggestive.</ref> |
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* "My god--it's full of stars!" The last thing said by Dave Bowman in ''2001: A Space Odyssey'', though not in the film. |
* "My god--it's full of stars!" The last thing said by Dave Bowman in ''2001: A Space Odyssey'', though not in the film. |
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* In the ''[[ |
* In the ''[[Warrior Cats]]'' fandom: |
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** [[Ax Crazy|Mapleshade]] eats cats! <ref>A user on the [[Warriors Official Forum]] claimed to have obtained Night Whispers early and said that Mapleshade ate a cat in it.</ref> |
** [[Ax Crazy|Mapleshade]] eats cats! <ref>A user on the [[Warriors Official Forum]] claimed to have obtained Night Whispers early and said that Mapleshade ate a cat in it.</ref> |
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** All hail [[Memetic Badass|Purdystar!!]] <ref>Purdy has become a popular character in the fandom</ref>. |
** All hail [[Memetic Badass|Purdystar!!]] <ref>Purdy has become a popular character in the fandom</ref>. |
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** Every last part of the fanfic ''[[ |
** Every last part of the fanfic ''[[Starkits Prophecy]]''. |
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*** The most-quoted line is: ''And he held out... SOME JEW!'' |
*** The most-quoted line is: ''And he held out... SOME JEW!'' |
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*** The [[Fan Nickname]] "Tiggerstar" for Tigerstar originates from one of the numerous typos in this fic. |
*** The [[Fan Nickname]] "Tiggerstar" for Tigerstar originates from one of the numerous typos in this fic. |
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** "I must take... the challenge!" <ref>This is a line from the "[[ |
** "I must take... the challenge!" <ref>This is a line from the "[[SSS Warrior Cats]]" fanimation that fans found a bit narmy.</ref> |
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fOBhtrhTZQ Firestar Doesn't Like Waffles] |
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fOBhtrhTZQ Firestar Doesn't Like Waffles] |
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** Sol is trollin'. <ref>Sol's [[Affably Evil]] attitude has led to fans comparing him to an internet [[Troll]]. [http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo247/rykerzero/Random%20Stuff/skyclanSol.png This image macro] is an example.</ref> |
** Sol is trollin'. <ref>Sol's [[Affably Evil]] attitude has led to fans comparing him to an internet [[Troll]]. [http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo247/rykerzero/Random%20Stuff/skyclanSol.png This image macro] is an example.</ref> |
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** Everything obscure Bobby says is quoted enough to be considered a meme. Especially anything he has to say about clowns, smilie faces, or his boxers. |
** Everything obscure Bobby says is quoted enough to be considered a meme. Especially anything he has to say about clowns, smilie faces, or his boxers. |
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* This trope becomes a lot less funny and gets a rather large serving of [[Nightmare Fuel]] when ''[[Faction Paradox]]'' enters the picture. Their [[Sarcasm Mode|beautiful]] universe has the Celestis, a group of Homeworld agents who foresaw a monstrous Time War, and obsessed with preventing the destruction of their bodies, they destroy them themselves, and leaving their ''meaning'' behind, making them sentient ideas, the literal physical incarnation of this trope. After they [[Ascended to A Higher Plane of Existence]], it becomes painfully obvious they're still the same fearful, backstabbing [[Complete Monster|Complete Monsters]] they were, and they find about [[Oh Crap|their new cool powers]]... |
* This trope becomes a lot less funny and gets a rather large serving of [[Nightmare Fuel]] when ''[[Faction Paradox]]'' enters the picture. Their [[Sarcasm Mode|beautiful]] universe has the Celestis, a group of Homeworld agents who foresaw a monstrous Time War, and obsessed with preventing the destruction of their bodies, they destroy them themselves, and leaving their ''meaning'' behind, making them sentient ideas, the literal physical incarnation of this trope. After they [[Ascended to A Higher Plane of Existence]], it becomes painfully obvious they're still the same fearful, backstabbing [[Complete Monster|Complete Monsters]] they were, and they find about [[Oh Crap|their new cool powers]]... |
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* [[ |
* [[Maradonia Saga]]: 2 dislikes. Gloria and her mom have been here. <ref> Inevitably, whenever a video criticizes Team Tesch, 2 dislikes will appear. Because fandom for Tesch's books is literally nonexistent, youtubers took to saying they had to be Gloria and her mom. It's not clear where this first surfaced.</ref> |
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** "Appolyon's Club of Evil": "''The powers of evil believe in teamwork''!" <ref> [http://impishidea.com/Humor/615/maradonia-sporkings-part-fifteen Actual excerpts from the book] about the ''villains'', in a clear case of "I don't think those words mean what you think they mean" by Tesch. Now used to show how much of [[Designated Villain|Designated Villains]] Apollyon and co. are</ref>. |
** "Appolyon's Club of Evil": "''The powers of evil believe in teamwork''!" <ref> [http://impishidea.com/Humor/615/maradonia-sporkings-part-fifteen Actual excerpts from the book] about the ''villains'', in a clear case of "I don't think those words mean what you think they mean" by Tesch. Now used to show how much of [[Designated Villain|Designated Villains]] Apollyon and co. are</ref>. |
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* ''[[Faust]]'': |
* ''[[Faust]]'': |
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** A Faustian pact or bargain as a [[Deal |
** A Faustian pact or bargain as a [[Deal with the Devil]], or anyone else who probably should have been avoided. |
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** Forbidden knowledge or diabolical research methods. |
** Forbidden knowledge or diabolical research methods. |
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* ''[[I Want My Hat Back]]'' |
* ''[[I Want My Hat Back]]'' |
Revision as of 17:41, 8 April 2014
We saw these memes in a book somewhere... but we really read them for the actual stories, we swear! (Look at that... we're poets and we were unaware of this fact until recently.)
Please add entries in the following format:
- The name of the book.
- Meme name: description of meme and how it's used.
- Source of meme and fandom it relates to in the form of a hot tip.
- Famous instances (such as the Rick Roll during the Thanksgiving parade).
- Further mutations and successor memes, if any.
- Meme name: description of meme and how it's used.
- Rare poetry example -- Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven":
- Once upon a midnight dreary as I pondered weak and weary...
- Quoth the raven: "Nevermore."
- Another poetry example, from Beowulf: "So."
- It should perhaps be noted that only the Seamus Heaney translation begins that way. Others translators have rendered the opening word, "Hwæt!", as quite a range of words and phrases, among them "Lo!", "Listen!", and "Hear me!".
- H.P. Lovecraft:
- Phn'glui mgl'wnafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
- Iä! Iä! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
- The Necronomicon.
- I am the last. I will tell the audient void.
- The mad piping of two amorphous flute-players.
- Tekeli-li?
- Which is borrowed from Edgar Allan Poe's The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym.
- We'll be alright as long as no one says Hastur-AAAAUUGH!
- Whatever you do, never, ever read the name of Y'golonac. (YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!)
- Lovecraft was an adequately excellent lover.
- "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons, even death may die."
- The King in Yellow: The Yellow Sign. Fear it.
- Harry Potter:
- "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
- Sirius Black and Remus Lupin: Theirloveissocanon!
- Killed By A Curtain
- related: Death By Curtain
- SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!
- Nooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!
- Potter Puppet Pals videos, especially The Mysterious Ticking Noise.
- Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! (When Alan Rickman turned up at the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere in Trafalgar Square, the crowd behind him were audibly chanting "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!" Awesome.)
- Heeeeeerrrrrrrrmione!
- Bother, bother, bother, bother!
- NAKED TIME!
- Ahhh!
- I am Snape, the potions master.
- Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE! (When Alan Rickman turned up at the Deathly Hallows Part 2 premiere in Trafalgar Square, the crowd behind him were audibly chanting "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!" Awesome.)
- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER?!
- AS/S
- Hedwig is not dead. Dot com. Can be found here.
- Republicans for Voldemort.
- Alternatively, Democrats for Dolores.
- Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
- And he will reject your bribes and kill your pets.
- Neville would have done it in four books.
- What happens when you break an unbreakable vow? Neville.
- "Anvil-sized," "delusional," and the coming of Potterdammerung, thanks to what is known as simply THE INTERVIEW.
- "My name is [insert character name here]. You thought I was dead. You were wrong."
- CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
- Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret!
- My father will hear of this.
- "I found a page called TV Tropes!" ejaculated Harry.
- A large amount of fictional characters who are Indian young woman tend to be named either "Padma" or "Parvati". Neither name is exactly uncommon, but one has to wonder.
- "I want a taco. You know who can't have a taco? Cedric. BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. *tear*"
- Awkward!Hugs from Voldemort!
- NYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!
- Harry Potter: The Boy Who Cockblocked.
- Dobby never meant to kill. Only... maim. Or seriously injure.
- JK Trolling
- "Ten points for/from [insert House here]."[1]
- Pride and Prejudice:
- It is a trope universally acknowledged that a meme in possession of great fame must be in want of mutation.
- The very existence of Pride and Prejudice And Zombies.
- OOH MR DARCY *bodicerip*
- The Areas of My Expertise spawned The 700 Hoboes Project.
- The Furry Old Lobster, which even got its own song by Jonathan Coulton.
- Getting either very high or very autistic.
- John Hodgman has only masturbated out a window once.
- More Information Than You Require gives us 700 Mole-Man Names and Their Occupations.
- "The Internet: A Series of Tubes."
- Martin Van Buren was a Time Lord.
- That is all.
- Discworld:
- That! Is!! Not!!! My!!!! Cow!!!!!
- I Aten't dead.
- Buggrit! Millennium hand and shrimp!
- Ook.
- It is a pune, or play on words.
- Writing or typing everything related to Death in the required font.
- Five exclamation marks!!!!! The sure sign of an insane mind!!!!!
- The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
- Thomas Pynchon:
- Dune:
- The Spice must flow.
- Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
- In the form of the film's version of the Baron, "HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!"
- 1984:
- Big Brother Is Watching you.
- While we're at it, we were never at war with Eurasia.
- Eastasia is our ally. We have always been at war with Eurasia.
- Unapproved memes doubleplusungood.
- Room 101.
- "5. Thus, they at once began to quarrel about the nut." (From McGuffey's Second Eclectic Reader, via the Annals of Improbable Research.)
- One Hundred Years of Solitude: "Cease, cows! Life is short!"
- In snarky discussions of anything related to Twilight, copious amounts of Bishie Sparkle must be used. This is also considered a case of Never Live It Down, since beyond the romantic plot between Edward and Bella, the only thing most snarkers (care to) remember is the fact that Their Vampires Are Different... and Extra Shiny.
- The chagrinning books also suffer from the chagrinning act of shoehorning the word chagrin, no matter how chagrinningly innapropriate, into every chagrinning sentence, much to the chagrin of many.
- THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLERRRRRRRR!!!
- Edward doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
- Team TV Tropes!
- Do I dazzle you?
- You are totally chagrinning my dazzle, dammit!
- The 108-year-old virgin, courtesy of RPatz himself.
- Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?
- "EMMETT CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN I AM READING PROUST!"
- SHE SMELLED DELICIOUS. LIKE BACON.
- NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEE HE WOULD SEETHE AS HE PRESSED HIS WILDFLOWERS
- EMMETT THAT ISNT A WORD TAKE IT OFF THE BOARD
- UHMAAAAZING BUUUUUUUK!
- Twilight means never having to say you're kidding.
- CAUSE OF DEATH: Crushed vagina.
- Renesmee: Demonspawn/Anti-Christ.
- Albus Severus Potter thinks Renesmee has a dumb name.
- Real men sparkle.
- 'Stupid shiny Volvo owner'.
- Edward is gay for Caustic
- And there's always the classic: Edward Cullen is Joseph Smith! Based on the idea that the description Stephenie Meyer gives Edward looks suspiciously similar to what Joseph Smith looked like as well.
- And in a meta-sense, TEAM EDWARD! TEAM JACOB!
- "Sod that, Team Dracula."
- Team Buffy!
- Team Edward AND Jacob!
- They don't turn into werewolves.
- Hop on, spider monkey.
- Rick Mora embraces the loin! [2]
- In Croatian language, Cullen sounds a lot like "kulen" which is a type of spicy salami. So anytime you want to make fun of Twilight in Croatia, just say Edward Kulen.
- Still a better love story than Twilight. [3]
- A Song of Ice and Fire:
- It is known.
- Also to refer to oneself and others as "a girl" or "a boy".
- One does not simply warg into Hodor.
- You know nothing, Jon Snow.
- A Lannister always repays his debts.
- Winter is coming.
- I want to see him fly!
- John Ringo's Ghost
- OH JOHN RINGO NO.[4]
- Ringo had the review pointed out to him, and in the journal he replied with praise for it as the most accurate review of the book he had ever seen. Later, the phrase was used as part of a t-shirt design for a garment whose proceeds were to be sent to an organization helping sexually exploited women around the world, many in the situation of pretty much all the prostitutes in the Paladin of Shadows series.
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
- 42.
- Don't Panic.
- ...mostly harmless.
- You'll be fine as long you have your towel.
- So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
- "Oh, freddled gruntbuggly/Thy micturations are to me..."
- "BELGIUM!" (One of the galaxy's strongest curses.)
- ...has this to say on the subject of alcohol...
- Life? Don't talk to me about life.
- CS Multilaser, author of several multilasers in the Warhammer 40000 multilaser, is an example of this multilaser.
- "That'th a cock, hey-o!"
- Women do not rever [sic] the venom cock as men do.
- Don't like Anne Rice? Clearly, you are interrogating the text from the wrong perspective.
- The phrase Catch-22 is an interesting example. In the book the expression Catch-22 means an unwritten-yet-applied dumb rule with many uses, but due to memetic mutation it quickly became known as nothing more than the no-win situation it's known as today.
- Sword of Truth:
- This was no chicken. This was evil manifest.
- And, at least on this wiki, the evil pacifists.
- The Bible:
- Samson killed a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass!
- He made an ass out of them. (Yes, that pun is in some translations.)
- As for the fate of Dagon... Is The Lord Thy God gonna have to choke a bitch?
- The Bible is a rip-off... of Neon Genesis Evangelion!!!
- Due to a translation quirk, "know in the Biblical sense" has become a Memetic Euphemism.
- Why is Jesus better than Kamina? Because when Jesus came back from the dead, He stayed that way.
- Doubting Thomas.
- As one of the key texts of Western culture (and having spread it as far and wide as possible), recounting all the phrases and metaphors from the Bible that have become part of the language could be a wiki all of its own - David and Goliath, Judas, "Render unto Caesar", "Easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle", "In the beginning", "Live by the X, die by the X", "Let them be light", the Ark...
- JOHN 3:16
- Samson killed a thousand Philistines with the jawbone of an ass!
- The Lord of the Rings:
- "The yellow face, it burns us, precious!"
- Gollum Made Me Do It!
- One does not simply (verb) into (location).
- Do not meddle in the affairs of X for (they/you) are A and B. (Originally "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.")
- Discworld: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
- Do not meddle in the affairs of fangirls, for you are hot and would go well with other men.
- It was a dark and stormy night.
- The phrase "Yngvi is a louse!" from The Roaring Trumpet became a meme among science fiction fandom before the Internet existed. [1]
- A common explanation of how Goosebumps books always end: "The kids turn out to be dogs or something".
- The Butler Did It.
- For a very small subset of fans who have read the right novels of the New Jedi Order... Blackmoon Eleven is the greatest pilot of all time.
- The Princess Bride has generated many memes, but they're all under Film. No point in duplicate entries.
- Good Omens:
- The point is...the point is...the point that I'm trying to make is...dolphins.
- Gorillas. They build nests. Saw it in a film.
- Kids! Bringing about Armageddon may be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.
- English, intelligent, and gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
- "Making an effort" has become a bit popular with the slashers.
- God's "ineffable" plans.
- All tapes left in a car for more than a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.
- Oh Lord, heal this bike.
- Artemis Fowl:
- I don't like lollipops.
- Your elf-kissing days are over, Artemis.
- My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!
- Bivouac?
- Animorphs:
- My name is
- We can't tell you who we are, or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really careful. Because if they find us... Well, we just won't let them find us. The thing you've got to know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah. Even you.
- IT'S OAT FREAKING MEAL!!!
- Don't call me 'Prince'.
- Yes, Prince Jake.
- They're everyone's minutes.
- We have X of your minutes left in morph.
- "Cheer up, Emohawk!"
- My name is
- Maximum Ride:
- I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs.
- "You looooooooooove me. You love me thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much."
- Fnick and Figgy
- Atlas Shrugged: Who is John Galt? And why won't he shut up?
- The house from House of Leaves.
- This is not for you.
- Harry Turtledove: CONFEDERATES WITH AK47s!
- Sam Carsten has blonde hair and freckles and burns extremely easily in the sun, which is a very bad trait for a sailor in the Navy. It doesn't matter how much zinc he slathers on, he still gets sunburnt. Also, General Clarence Potter sounds like a Yankee since he went to Yale.
- The Canterbury Tales: Don't get The Wife of Bath angry.
- Atlanta Nights. Particularly Chapter 34.
- Margaret Atwood does not write science fiction. Science Fiction is about talking squids in outer space.
- The Dresden Files: Zombie Tyrannosaurus. It even has a Demotivator. See?
- Polka will never die.
- The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
- Fuck Subtle.
- Star Trek: The Borg. They EAT. FUCKING. PLUTO.
- Dorothy Parker told us that "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." (Hey, she was an American and she died in The Sixties--she was unfamiliar with the concept of a Meganekko.)
- Ogden Nash's idea of how to win over a girl: "Candy is dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker."
- He also mutated Joyce Kilmer's "I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree" into "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
- Gertrude Stein: A rose is a rose is a rose.
- Fight Club: The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
- Birds ate my face.
- Fight clubs themselves. Someone even did a mini-Project Mayhem, putting bottle rockets in mailboxes.
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream:
- HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
- Exploiting the title as "I have no x, and I must y".
- The Wheel of Time: Sniff.
- Woolheads.
- Vernor Vinge: Hexapodia is the key insight.
- Don Quixote: This book generated various memes that have survived for more than four hundred years, and even are words recognized by the Spanish Royal Language Academy’s dictionary:
- "¿Leoncitos a mi?" Could be translated as "Do they want to scare me with those little lions?"
- Quixote: Man who fight for love of the ideal. Man who fight for noble causes
- Maritornes: A rude, ugly and mannish maid.
- Rocinante: Horse thin and weak, almost always full of sores. This one was even documented by Cervantes in the Part II, Chapter III, when Carrasco declares that the first part of the novel got read…
" by heart by people of all sorts, that the instant they see any lean hack, they say, 'There goes Rocinante.' " |
- Con la iglesia hemos topado: Could be translated as "We have run onto the church". A case of both a meme and Beam Me Up, Scotty, as the original phrase is actually "Con la iglesia hemos dado, Sancho". In the book it is literal (they examine a stone wall and determine it is a church) but it is always quoted to denote a situation in which the Church, bureaucracy or some other power that be is impeding your progress.
- Maybe they're just windmills, but They Might Be Giants...
- The Faerie Queene: Malacasta is so sassy!
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: "Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers..."
- ...a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls....
- Holy Jesus! What are these Goddamn animals?
- We can't stop here. This is meme country.
- We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
- Star Wars Expanded Universe: Anakin Solo had the hots for his aunt?
- "My god--it's full of stars!" The last thing said by Dave Bowman in 2001: A Space Odyssey, though not in the film.
- In the Warrior Cats fandom:
- Mapleshade eats cats! [10]
- All hail Purdystar!! [11].
- Every last part of the fanfic Starkits Prophecy.
- The most-quoted line is: And he held out... SOME JEW!
- The Fan Nickname "Tiggerstar" for Tigerstar originates from one of the numerous typos in this fic.
- "I must take... the challenge!" [12]
- Firestar Doesn't Like Waffles
- Sol is trollin'. [13]
- In The Pendragon Adventure fandom:
- What exactly is a french before it's fried?
- Hobey ho! Let's go!
- Hobey lady of the night!!!! Let's go!!!
- This is the way it was meant to be.
- THERE ARE FREAKIN' POLAR BEARS AND PENGUINS IN THE DESERT.
- The penguin in general.
- The Penguin being Spaders best friend.
- Everything obscure Bobby says is quoted enough to be considered a meme. Especially anything he has to say about clowns, smilie faces, or his boxers.
- This trope becomes a lot less funny and gets a rather large serving of Nightmare Fuel when Faction Paradox enters the picture. Their beautiful universe has the Celestis, a group of Homeworld agents who foresaw a monstrous Time War, and obsessed with preventing the destruction of their bodies, they destroy them themselves, and leaving their meaning behind, making them sentient ideas, the literal physical incarnation of this trope. After they Ascended to A Higher Plane of Existence, it becomes painfully obvious they're still the same fearful, backstabbing Complete Monsters they were, and they find about their new cool powers...
- Maradonia Saga: 2 dislikes. Gloria and her mom have been here. [14]
- "Appolyon's Club of Evil": "The powers of evil believe in teamwork!" [15].
- Faust:
- A Faustian pact or bargain as a Deal with the Devil, or anyone else who probably should have been avoided.
- Forbidden knowledge or diabolical research methods.
- I Want My Hat Back
- I HAVE SEEN MY HAT
- Substituting characters from different fandoms for the characters in the book
- The Phantom of the Opera has several, mostly originating from the Live Journal badfic-sporking community, Phanwank:
- The most ubiquitous is "Roule's Ingenious Plane," which also has a Distaff Counterpart in "Christine's Small Bus" and a modern-day counterpart in "Ryan's Lime Service."[16]
- "Erique would never kill a whale!" and "Erique is one with teh walez!!!11!!"[17]
- "Erik's Wonton Goddess."[18]
- "Bonnie-Marie."[19]
- "KIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"[20]
- "Erik's pink kissable lips."
- "Erik the hospital."
- ↑ With Snape often being shown doing these, the awarded House is always Slytherin, and the penalized House always Gryffindor.
- ↑ From an interview, "It's kind of funny...the essence of the Native Spirit tends to resist modernization for a desire to return to the Old Ways, yet we struggle to show that the Native does not only come drunk, in breechcloth and sounding primitive. Don't get me wrong, I embrace the loin, that's my bread and butter but we still have a ways to go."
- ↑ Special bonus if said subject was outside the romance genre.
- ↑ The phrase comes from a Live Journal review of Ghost, wherein the reviewer is reading along and finding something interesting, then runs into something totally, brain-breakingly wrong, prompting the uttering of the phrase. Given that the book, an exercise in letting loose some demons in Ringo's head that were blocking his writing other stories, was originally to be titled "The Wanker Piece" until Baen Books marketing convinced Ringo otherwise, it goes without saying this was a frequent utterance on the reviewer's part.
- ↑ In Star Wars Legacy, we see Luke as a ghost. Yes, he'd be over 150 now, but we have proof of Jedi living hundreds of years, even human Jedi. LFL won't say if Luke's alive or dead.
- ↑ They killed Chewbacca at the beginning of the New Jedi Order, making all those heartwarming moments in the Holiday Special and the like turn into a huge Funny Aneurysm Moment.
- ↑ Lucasfilm referred to the death of a character given the operative name "Jimmy". Turned out to be Anakin Solo.
- ↑ No, not the Death Star. This one comes from the Marvels: "If Lando dies, I'll destroy your planet."
- ↑ The art for the American cover of Destiny's Way is a bit, ahem, suggestive.
- ↑ A user on the Warriors Official Forum claimed to have obtained Night Whispers early and said that Mapleshade ate a cat in it.
- ↑ Purdy has become a popular character in the fandom
- ↑ This is a line from the "SSS Warrior Cats" fanimation that fans found a bit narmy.
- ↑ Sol's Affably Evil attitude has led to fans comparing him to an internet Troll. This image macro is an example.
- ↑ Inevitably, whenever a video criticizes Team Tesch, 2 dislikes will appear. Because fandom for Tesch's books is literally nonexistent, youtubers took to saying they had to be Gloria and her mom. It's not clear where this first surfaced.
- ↑ Actual excerpts from the book about the villains, in a clear case of "I don't think those words mean what you think they mean" by Tesch. Now used to show how much of Designated Villains Apollyon and co. are
- ↑ All originate from typos in terrible pieces of fanfiction; in the first, the author was trying to say "Raoul's ingenious plan." The second comes from a Mary Sue fic in which Erik compares the Sue's bustline (or at least tries to) to Christine's, and the third from a modern-day fic in which... we have no idea what the author was trying to say.
- ↑ Spammed by the phanwank members to an anti-Raoul community.
- ↑ The author of the fic was trying to say "wanton."
- ↑ The name of a particularly hideous Mary Sue; she went on to be a major player in The Sueniverse.
- ↑ The name of a modern-day Sue's best friend; this meme is often accompanied by a picture of Bob Saget.