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* [[Freudian Excuse]]
* [[Freudian Excuse]]
* [[The Masochism Tango]]: All his exes were people who yelled at or hit him.
* [[The Masochism Tango]]: All his exes were people who yelled at or hit him.
* [[Mayfly December Romance]]: Currently dating Harry, who has cancer.
* [[Mayfly-December Romance]]: Currently dating Harry, who has cancer.
* [[May December Romance]]: Asphalt is younger then all of Harry's children.
* [[May-December Romance]]: Asphalt is younger then all of Harry's children.
* [[Taking the Heat]]: Will do this VERY gladly and without being asked.
* [[Taking the Heat]]: Will do this VERY gladly and without being asked.


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'''Cipher'''
'''Cipher'''
* [[Back From the Dead]]: Crazy logic was involved.
* [[Back from the Dead]]: Crazy logic was involved.
* [[Funetik Aksent]]: Though not all the time, with large words, Cipher has to pause and slowly sound them out.
* [[Funetik Aksent]]: Though not all the time, with large words, Cipher has to pause and slowly sound them out.


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* [[But Not Too Black]]
* [[But Not Too Black]]
* [[Dude Looks Like a Lady]]: Is so androgynous many people can't tell ''which'' he is.
* [[Dude Looks Like a Lady]]: Is so androgynous many people can't tell ''which'' he is.
* [[May December Romance]]
* [[May-December Romance]]
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]
* [[Took a Level in Badass]]
* [[Trademark Favorite Food]]: Muffins.
* [[Trademark Favorite Food]]: Muffins.
* [[Woobie]]
* [[Woobie]]
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'''Angel'''
'''Angel'''
* [[Hello Nurse]]
* [[Hello, Nurse!]]


'''Ant'''
'''Ant'''
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'''Benny'''
'''Benny'''
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]]: Granted most of his declarations of this are in the club chat.
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]]: Granted most of his declarations of this are in the club chat.
* [[Sunglasses At Night]]: Originally there was [[Rule of Cool|no real reason for this]] until later his character was given photophobia.
* [[Sunglasses at Night]]: Originally there was [[Rule of Cool|no real reason for this]] until later his character was given photophobia.


'''Blanche'''
'''Blanche'''
* [[Big Breasts Big Deal]]
* [[Big Breasts, Big Deal]]


'''Blank'''
'''Blank'''
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* [[Bi the Way]]
* [[Bi the Way]]
* [[Casual Kink]]
* [[Casual Kink]]
* [[Safe Sane and Consensual]]
* [[Safe, Sane, and Consensual]]
* [[Ethical Slut]]
* [[Ethical Slut]]


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* [[Ascended Extra]]
* [[Ascended Extra]]
* [[Closet Key]]: Never really thought about it until Asphalt came along.
* [[Closet Key]]: Never really thought about it until Asphalt came along.
* [[May December Romance]]
* [[May-December Romance]]
* [[You See I'm Dying]]
* [[You See, I'm Dying]]


'''Gary'''
'''Gary'''
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* [[Mary Sue]]
* [[Mary Sue]]
* [[Parody Sue]]
* [[Parody Sue]]
* [[Rose Haired Girl|Rose Haired Boy]]: Fake.
* [[Rose-Haired Girl|Rose Haired Boy]]: Fake.
* [[Technicolor Eyes]]: Fake.
* [[Technicolor Eyes]]: Fake.
* [[White Haired Pretty Boy]]: Also fake.
* [[White-Haired Pretty Boy]]: Also fake.


'''Model'''
'''Model'''
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'''Narcissus'''
'''Narcissus'''
* [[Tall Dark and Handsome]]: His foremost characteristic.
* [[Tall, Dark and Handsome]]: His foremost characteristic.
* [[Good Bad Girl]]: While this is listed as "distaff only," his attitudes towards sex are much closer to this than the [[Chivalrous Pervert]]. Gender roles. Who needs 'em.
* [[Good Bad Girl]]: While this is listed as "distaff only," his attitudes towards sex are much closer to this than the [[Chivalrous Pervert]]. Gender roles. Who needs 'em.
* [[Technicolor Eyes]]: Silver.
* [[Technicolor Eyes]]: Silver.


'''Orin'''
'''Orin'''
* [[White Haired Pretty Boy]]
* [[White-Haired Pretty Boy]]
* [[Eyes of Gold]]
* [[Eyes of Gold]]
* [[Facial Markings]]
* [[Facial Markings]]
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'''Pavlov'''
'''Pavlov'''
* [[Bi the Way]]
* [[Bi the Way]]
* [[Non Action Guy]]
* [[Non-Action Guy]]
* [[The Shrink]]
* [[The Shrink]]


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'''Teddy'''
'''Teddy'''
* [[Big Beautiful Man]]: Though he gets teased for it, Teddy is perfectly healthy and his husband likes him just how he is.
* [[Big Beautiful Man]]: Though he gets teased for it, Teddy is perfectly healthy and his husband likes him just how he is.
* [[Non Action Guy]]: Desk agent and happy to stay that way.
* [[Non-Action Guy]]: Desk agent and happy to stay that way.
* [[Through His Stomach]]: Forced to become an excellent cook, due to his own digestive issues.
* [[Through His Stomach]]: Forced to become an excellent cook, due to his own digestive issues.


'''Ten'''
'''Ten'''
* [[Straight Gay]]
* [[Invisible to Gaydar]]


'''Thirteen'''
'''Thirteen'''
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'''The Lady in Grey'''
'''The Lady in Grey'''
* [[Canon Sue]]: The Lady always wins. Always.
* [[Canon Sue]]: The Lady always wins. Always.
* [[Grandma What Massive Hotness You Have]]
* [[Grandma, What Massive Hotness You Have!]]
* [[Well Intentioned Extremist]]
* [[Well-Intentioned Extremist]]
* [[Who Names Their Kid Dude]]: Not the Lady herself, but all of her children have hippie names. The youngest is Tomorrow Cleopatra.
* [[Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?]]: Not the Lady herself, but all of her children have hippie names. The youngest is Tomorrow Cleopatra.


'''Anne'''
'''Anne'''
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'''Cobolt/Hal'''
'''Cobolt/Hal'''
* [[Ridiculously Human Robots]]
* [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]]


'''Dove'''
'''Dove'''
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'''Inch'''
'''Inch'''
* [[Ridiculously Human Robots]]
* [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]]


'''Kiwi'''
'''Kiwi'''
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* [[Parental Incest]]
* [[Parental Incest]]
* [[Scars Are Forever]]: Justified, as Kiwi never received medical treatment for the burn injuries he got from his father.
* [[Scars Are Forever]]: Justified, as Kiwi never received medical treatment for the burn injuries he got from his father.
* [[Self Made Orphan]]: His dad had it coming.
* [[Self-Made Orphan]]: His dad had it coming.


'''Mac'''
'''Mac'''
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* [[Hates Being Touched]]: Will run out into a busy street to avoid it, or start crying.
* [[Hates Being Touched]]: Will run out into a busy street to avoid it, or start crying.
* [[Nerds Are Sexy]]
* [[Nerds Are Sexy]]
* [[Single Target Sexuality]]: Likes the 'son' of his boss. Has no other sexual preferences. At all. Ever.
* [[Single-Target Sexuality]]: Likes the 'son' of his boss. Has no other sexual preferences. At all. Ever.
* [[Theme Twin Naming]]: His mother could never tell twins apart, so when she had twins of her own, she named them both Robert so she'd never say the wrong name.
* [[Theme Twin Naming]]: His mother could never tell twins apart, so when she had twins of her own, she named them both Robert so she'd never say the wrong name.
* [[Twin Switch]]. Did this a lot in high school with his brother.
* [[Twin Switch]]. Did this a lot in high school with his brother.
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* [[Gender Blender Name]]
* [[Gender Blender Name]]
* [[Happily Married]]
* [[Happily Married]]
* [[May December Romance]]
* [[May-December Romance]]


'''Smith and Wesson'''
'''Smith and Wesson'''
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* [[Sex Is Evil]]
* [[Sex Is Evil]]
* [[Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny]]
* [[Sex Is Evil and I Am Horny]]
* [[Single Target Sexuality]]
* [[Single-Target Sexuality]]
* [[True Love Is Exceptional]]: Maroon is everything Lucy ''didn't'' want in a partner.
* [[True Love Is Exceptional]]: Maroon is everything Lucy ''didn't'' want in a partner.
* [[You Are Worth Hell]]
* [[You Are Worth Hell]]
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'''Cerise'''
'''Cerise'''
* [[Blind Without Em]]
* [[Blind Without'Em]]
* [[Headphones Equal Isolation]]: Subverted, as Cerise wears headphones to actually hear at a normal level due to hypersensitive hearing.
* [[Headphones Equal Isolation]]: Subverted, as Cerise wears headphones to actually hear at a normal level due to hypersensitive hearing.
* [[Opaque Lenses]]: Although his eyes are visible in profile, his glasses are opaque and hide his eyes in all other views.
* [[Opaque Lenses]]: Although his eyes are visible in profile, his glasses are opaque and hide his eyes in all other views.


'''Ethan'''
'''Ethan'''
* [[For Science]]: There's really no logic behind his [[Mix and Match Critters]].
* [[For Science!]]: There's really no logic behind his [[Mix-and-Match Critters]].
* [[Mix and Match Critters]]: He makes them.
* [[Mix-and-Match Critters]]: He makes them.


'''Florid Cerise Baroque, aka Caesar'''
'''Florid Cerise Baroque, aka Caesar'''
* [[Straight Gay]]
* [[Invisible to Gaydar]]
* [[Everything Sounds Sexier in French]]
* [[Everything Sounds Sexier in French]]
* [[Gratuitous French]]
* [[Gratuitous French]]
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* [[True Neutral]]: Type II
* [[True Neutral]]: Type II
* [[Properly Paranoid]]
* [[Properly Paranoid]]
* [[Jade Colored Glasses]]
* [[Jade-Colored Glasses]]
* [[Meaningful Name]]: First and last names are from a period of French art. Middle name is French for cherry.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: First and last names are from a period of French art. Middle name is French for cherry.
* [[Drink Order]]: Wine, usually quite expensive. Very touchy about it, too.
* [[Drink Order]]: Wine, usually quite expensive. Very touchy about it, too.
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* [[Career Killers]]
* [[Career Killers]]
* [[Consummate Professional]]
* [[Consummate Professional]]
* [[Gentleman and A Scholar]]
* [[Gentleman and a Scholar]]
* [[Sharp Dressed Man]]: He only wears suits, in agency colors, of course.
* [[Sharp-Dressed Man]]: He only wears suits, in agency colors, of course.
* [[Cult]]: Was in a highly secretive cult at one point - currently on the run
* [[Cult]]: Was in a highly secretive cult at one point - currently on the run


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'''Herring'''
'''Herring'''
* [[Ridiculously Human Robots]]: He is one.
* [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]]: He is one.
* [[Depending On the Artist]]: Subverted- His appearance really does change.
* [[Depending on the Artist]]: Subverted- His appearance really does change.


'''Lipstick'''
'''Lipstick'''
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* [[Parental Incest]]
* [[Parental Incest]]
* [[Speech Impediment]]: He has a very bad lisp.
* [[Speech Impediment]]: He has a very bad lisp.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes]]: Moron has a phobia of the dark, which was gained in relation to above-mentioned incest.
* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]]: Moron has a phobia of the dark, which was gained in relation to above-mentioned incest.


'''Sulfur'''
'''Sulfur'''
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* [[Gender Blender Name]]: Even his boyfriend calls him Amy.
* [[Gender Blender Name]]: Even his boyfriend calls him Amy.
* [[Ill Girl]]: Six years of chemotherapy does HELL on your health.
* [[Ill Girl]]: Six years of chemotherapy does HELL on your health.
* [[Mommas Boy]]: Big time
* [[Momma's Boy]]: Big time
* [[Older Than They Look]]: Cancer stunted his growth.
* [[Older Than They Look]]: Cancer stunted his growth.
* [[Sword Fight]]
* [[Sword Fight]]
* [[Well Done Son Guy]]: Could never please the man he thought was his father. His biological father turned out to like him better.
* [["Well Done, Son" Guy]]: Could never please the man he thought was his father. His biological father turned out to like him better.


'''Fuchsia'''
'''Fuchsia'''
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'''Purple'''
'''Purple'''
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: Usually covers it with his hair, though.
* [[Eyepatch of Power]]: Usually covers it with his hair, though.
* [[May December Romance]]: Quite happy with Frosty.
* [[May-December Romance]]: Quite happy with Frosty.
* [[Papa Wolf]]
* [[Papa Wolf]]
* [[Silver Fox]]
* [[Silver Fox]]
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'''Buster'''
'''Buster'''
* [[Buxom Is Better]]: lost her boyfriend to new-found bustyness.
* [[Buxom Is Better]]: lost her boyfriend to new-found bustyness.
* [[Big Breasts Big Deal]]
* [[Big Breasts, Big Deal]]
* [[Convenient Miscarriage]]: Though it did bring her boobs with it.
* [[Convenient Miscarriage]]: Though it did bring her boobs with it.


'''Lag'''
'''Lag'''
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'''Bud'''
'''Bud'''
* [[Transparent Closet]]
* [[Transparent Closet]]
* [[Straight Gay]]
* [[Invisible to Gaydar]]


'''Cedric'''
'''Cedric'''
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Black

Agent Black

Asphalt

BB

Bird

  • Berserk Button: Don't touch her head.
  • Cute and Psycho: Became this when her original love interest turned out gay.
  • Knife Nut: Brings her blades with her everywhere. Even karaoke night with her friends.
  • Older Than They Look: Recently turned 18, but due to height and slight frame, she gets mistaken for younger.
  • Wacky Marriage Proposal: Accepted the accidental proposal of someone she'd met a week prior.
  • Yandere: Bird was built on this concept.

Brandy

Capone

Cipher

Delshad

Faust

Frosty

Glyph

Henry

Jackdaw

Jerry

Magpie

Murphy

Natasha

Nero

Oak

Sonar

Switch

Thesaurus

Vodka

Zee

27 & 72

White

Agent White

Angel

Ant

Audubon

  • Dragon Rider: Would rather like to be one.
  • Punny Name: Nickname, anyway. There are a number of spies named after birds, and Audu is a "birdwatcher."

Azrael

Benny

Blanche

Blank

Cloudy

Coolant

Cupcake

Flora

Harrison Graham

Gary

Model

Narcissus

Orin

Owl

Pavlov

Princess

Sara

Scamp

Seamus

Squint

Teddy

  • Big Beautiful Man: Though he gets teased for it, Teddy is perfectly healthy and his husband likes him just how he is.
  • Non-Action Guy: Desk agent and happy to stay that way.
  • Through His Stomach: Forced to become an excellent cook, due to his own digestive issues.

Ten

Thirteen

Tom

Watson

Grey

The Lady in Grey

Anne

Arthur

Badger

Bladwen

Boddy

Brindle

Bruce

Cobolt/Hal

Dove

Earl

Flood

Fredo

Inch

Kiwi

Mac

Metal and Gear

  • Not Blood Siblings: Metal found Gear in the park when she was five and took him home to be her brother. No one noticed.

Olsen

Roman

Scissors

Sheila

Smith and Wesson

Spike

Taz

Terrance

Wolf


Blue

Berry

Ceil

  • Properly Paranoid: Had his desk made bulletproof so he could work under it in safety and is constantly looking for things to defend himself against.

Cyan

Doc

Doktor

Franz

Gumshoe

Hammerhead

Indigo

Ink

  • Convenient Coma
  • Identity Amnesia: Was a Black agent, went into a coma, woke up and now thinks he's always been in Blue. Of course, no one has tried to set him straight

Jinx

Jonny

Lapis Lazuli

Leigh

Lester

Lucy

Noodle

Norry

  • Cloning Blues: Clone of Agent Blue made by the Doktor, raised as his son.

Rock

Raph

  • Cloning Blues: Clone of Lapis made by the Doktor, raised as his son.

Scarecrow

36

292

Red

Brick

Carmine

Cerise

Ethan

Florid Cerise Baroque, aka Caesar

Greg

Harold

Herring

Lipstick

Lydia

Miri

Rolo

Sangria

Strawberry

Vermilion


Green

Barium

Snake

Yellow

Canary

Chess

Chiffon

Huang He

Icterine

Labrador

Meringue

Moron

Sulfur

Whey

Purple

Amethyst

Fuchsia

Puce

Purple

Brown

Amontillado

Bambi

Buster

Lag

Thumper

Sepia

  • Casual Kink: Despite the fact he's mostly attracted to men, this only shows up with women.

Xenops

Yaffingale

Zenaida

Orange

Shere Khan

Thrush

Pinky

Brain


Civilians

Buck

Bud

Cedric

Dennis

Hazmat

Jared

Katy

Kevin

Lee

Lenassi

Mallory

Patrick

River

Sam Hopkins

Seth

Sir

Taras

Mercenaries

Schwarzwald

Calandra

Daniels

Hirose

Ikaika

Kim

Maddox

Mary and Sue

Reznik

Ts'ai

Yang


Freelancers

Bill

Julie